Steven Universe (2013–…): Season 4, Episode 15 - The New Crystal Gems - full transcript
Connie helps look after Beach City while Steven is busy.
♪ We ♪
♪ Are the crystal ♪
♪ Gems ♪
♪ We'll always save the day ♪
Steven: ♪ And if you think
we can't, we'll ♪
♪ Always find a way ♪
♪ That's why the people ♪
♪ Of this world ♪
♪ Believe in ♪
♪ Garnet ♪
Amethyst: ♪ Amethyst ♪
Pearl: ♪ And pearl ♪
And Steven!
*STEVEN UNIVERSE*
Season 04 Episode 15
"The New Crystal Gems"
Synchronized by srjanapala
[ Gasps ]
Oh!
Good, old natural sand!
That fancy zoo sand
was too fine for me.
Hey! Steven!
Connie!
[ Laughing ] You're back,
and you're okay!
Did you get your ears pierced?
Oh, man, you're not gonna
believe what happened!
We went to a far-off
space station,
we made some new friends, we
warped the space-time continuum!
I'm sorry we left you behind.
It's okay. You were really
worried about your dad.
I'm just glad
you're all back safe.
Yep... all thanks
to this guy.
Did anything happen
while we were gone?
Uh...
Lion behaved himself,
I restocked all the cereal
and washed all the towels.
Sounds like everything
went well.
Well, there was
a little trouble...
When I got that call from you,
I could tell you had
a lot going on.
Dad's in trouble and we need
to go into space
to get him back!
I can get there in 15.
Or actually maybe 20, 25 'cause
I might have to take the bus...
There's no time!
We're going right now.
Just protect Beach City for me
while we're gone!
You can count on me!
It was a big job for one person,
but I felt up to the challenge.
I made my way over
to your house,
and that's when I realized...
I wasn't alone.
[ Gasps ]
Hyah!
Uh, don't you knock?
Weirdo.
Lapis? Peridot?
What are you doing here?
Just showing off
my old room to...
Oh, wait.
Actually, that's none
of your business!
Who is this, and what is she
doing in Steven's house?
That's Steven's third-best
friend after me and you.
Um, Lapis,
you don't remember me?
Mmm...
You almost drowned me
when you tried to steal
the world's water.
I almost drowned
a lot of people.
I'm Connie.
I'm Peridot!
And this is our pumpkin.
- [ Barks ]
- Oh! Hello!
[ Barks ]
So Steven told me you guys
retired to the country.
What brings you here?
Garnet trusted us
with a mission!
Oh, Steven gave me one, too.
I just hope
I don't let him down.
You probably will.
That's why they put us in charge
of protecting Beach City.
But Steven asked me to do that!
You really think
we need your help?
Wait a minute!
Maybe we do need your help.
The crystal gems have been
protecting this world
with a specialized team.
Three gems, each with their
own role, and a human!
Well, Steven's only half human,
but, hmm, close enough.
Meaning?
To do the job of
the crystal gems,
we need to do the jobs
of the crystal gems!
- We four...
- Four?
I'm counting Pumpkin.
[ Barks ]
We each need to pick someone
from the original team
and perform their role
in the group!
We can be exactly like them...
But better!
That sort of makes sense.
I call Garnet!
I'm obviously best suited
to being the boss.
You are very bossy.
Thank you.
Then I'll do what Steven does.
Lapis, you can be Amethyst.
Which one is she?
I'm joking.
Great!
You're already in character!
What about your pumpkin?
Whatever.
She can be Pearl.
[ Barks ]
New crystal gems, congregate!
That means come over here
and do a cool pose.
[ Gulls squawking ]
Hmm!
Let's see...
Nothing there.
Judging from what Steven
tells me, everything's normal!
There!
Am I doing it?
Am I as aloof and distant
as the Garnet?
You were, until you started
to ask so many questions!
[ Snickers ]
[ Barking ]
[ Horn honking ]
Man: Help!
That sounds like it's coming
from the car wash!
Go!
New Crystal Gems!
What seems to be the trouble
here, Beach City citizen?
It's my dad!
Some jerks have been
messing with his head!
[ Fly buzzing ]
It was funny...
till he made me bring it here.
Can you guys wash it off?
Oh, right!
If Mr. Universe and Steven
are in outer space then...
we should run the car wash!
Ahem.
Uh, "water" we waiting for?
Ha ha!
Good one, Steven.
Whatever you say, dudes.
Burp!
[ Barking ]
Well said, Pearl!
[ Grunting ]
What? Whoa!
Here's your vehicle...
Washed and buffed!
Courtesy of
The New Crystal Gems!
That was cool.
Thanks!
After such a rocky start,
it finally seemed like
The New Crystal Gems
were coming together!
Or were we?
[ Horns honking ]
Whoa!
Looks like word got around.
Encore! Encore!
I know what everyone
is really here to see!
Beach City citizens,
witness the Garnet!
[ Grunting ]
[ Crowd oohing ]
[ Crowd ahhing ]
Amethyst,
your performance is lacking!
Mess around!
Crack some jokes!
Oh, is that what
I'm supposed to be doing?
[ All gasp ]
Lapis! Uh, the Steven
doesn't think that's funny!
[ Gurgles ]
Ha.
I can't believe this!
The only one taking
anything seriously
around here is Pumpkin!
[ Barking ]
That's right.
Pearl does like soap.
Uh, hey, you gonna bring
our car down?
Do not interrupt the Garnet!
[ Thud ]
Everyone will have a turn!
[ Murmurs ]
Oops!
Peridot, put that guy down!
No one bosses the Garnet!
Well, Garnet wouldn't
yell at people!
I agree.
Maybe you should let someone
else play the Garnet.
Eh?
[ Crowd gasping ]
[ Screaming ]
[ Murmuring ]
No!
Amethyst, I have the glasses!
There is no Amethyst!
Only Garnet!
What are you guys doing?!
[ Grunting ]
Hmm!
[ Groans ]
[ Whimpers ]
Oh, no.
Gotta Steven this somehow.
Look at us!
We're all fighting
with each other!
But we all love each other.
And you all love me.
So we all have
to do this together...
For love!
Steven would have had
a better speech.
I know.
She didn't even cry.
[ Sighs ]
Connie: The wash was a wash.
And so were
The New Crystal Gems.
I've done a lot of thinking
about what's been going wrong
with this team-up,
and I think it's obvious now
that the problem is all of you!
Connie, you completely lack
Steven's sentimentality.
He would have had a much more
inspiring speech yesterday.
Lapis, your lack of humor has
been hurting our morale.
Maybe you should switch
with Pumpkin.
Let's make Pumpkin the Garnet.
You should be the Pearl.
I'm nothing like Pearl.
She's so uptight and sensitive!
How dare you?!
I'm leaving!
That's so funny!
You should be Amethyst!
That's so dumb!
You should be a clod!
Oh, so now I'm a clod?
I think you're the clod.
Wow! Your Peridot impression
is lousy, too!
Will you two can it?!
That's not a very
Steven thing to say.
I don't care!
So I'm not Steven!
Maybe he's really great
at helping people
work out these arguments!
Maybe he's really patient
and caring,
even though it must be
hard for him having to be
the adult for a bunch of
super-powered children!
We're both thousands of years
older than you.
Then act like it!
Be the gems you've been
for thousands of years,
instead of playing
this silly game.
It's impossible trying
to solve problems
if we're just trying
to copy other people.
Oh, what's the point of this?
We'll never be the crystal gems,
we're just...
the crystal temps.
But we have our own way
of doing things.
So let's go back to that,
to fix this mess we made.
You do make a good Steven.
Watch it.
Well...
if there's one thing
Peridots are good at,
it's fixing things!
I guess I could help
wash away the rubble.
And I'll help us organize.
So here's how I think
we should start...
You sure you wrecked anything?
The car wash looks good as new.
Well, except, we couldn't
repair the sign.
Well, about time
I got a new one.
Guess I'll give
my neon guy a call.
Well, don't get out
your checkbook yet.
Bring it on out!
Introducing...
a new sign!
for your business!
We made it ourselves!
Look at it, it's great!
I think I love it!
Really?
That old sign was okay,
but this one's got personality!
Well, it wasn't much
of a mission,
but I guess we handled
that all right.
I knew you would.
Does that mean we can do
a victory pose?
Okay.
Together: Go, crystal temps!
♪ Are the crystal ♪
♪ Gems ♪
♪ We'll always save the day ♪
Steven: ♪ And if you think
we can't, we'll ♪
♪ Always find a way ♪
♪ That's why the people ♪
♪ Of this world ♪
♪ Believe in ♪
♪ Garnet ♪
Amethyst: ♪ Amethyst ♪
Pearl: ♪ And pearl ♪
And Steven!
*STEVEN UNIVERSE*
Season 04 Episode 15
"The New Crystal Gems"
Synchronized by srjanapala
[ Gasps ]
Oh!
Good, old natural sand!
That fancy zoo sand
was too fine for me.
Hey! Steven!
Connie!
[ Laughing ] You're back,
and you're okay!
Did you get your ears pierced?
Oh, man, you're not gonna
believe what happened!
We went to a far-off
space station,
we made some new friends, we
warped the space-time continuum!
I'm sorry we left you behind.
It's okay. You were really
worried about your dad.
I'm just glad
you're all back safe.
Yep... all thanks
to this guy.
Did anything happen
while we were gone?
Uh...
Lion behaved himself,
I restocked all the cereal
and washed all the towels.
Sounds like everything
went well.
Well, there was
a little trouble...
When I got that call from you,
I could tell you had
a lot going on.
Dad's in trouble and we need
to go into space
to get him back!
I can get there in 15.
Or actually maybe 20, 25 'cause
I might have to take the bus...
There's no time!
We're going right now.
Just protect Beach City for me
while we're gone!
You can count on me!
It was a big job for one person,
but I felt up to the challenge.
I made my way over
to your house,
and that's when I realized...
I wasn't alone.
[ Gasps ]
Hyah!
Uh, don't you knock?
Weirdo.
Lapis? Peridot?
What are you doing here?
Just showing off
my old room to...
Oh, wait.
Actually, that's none
of your business!
Who is this, and what is she
doing in Steven's house?
That's Steven's third-best
friend after me and you.
Um, Lapis,
you don't remember me?
Mmm...
You almost drowned me
when you tried to steal
the world's water.
I almost drowned
a lot of people.
I'm Connie.
I'm Peridot!
And this is our pumpkin.
- [ Barks ]
- Oh! Hello!
[ Barks ]
So Steven told me you guys
retired to the country.
What brings you here?
Garnet trusted us
with a mission!
Oh, Steven gave me one, too.
I just hope
I don't let him down.
You probably will.
That's why they put us in charge
of protecting Beach City.
But Steven asked me to do that!
You really think
we need your help?
Wait a minute!
Maybe we do need your help.
The crystal gems have been
protecting this world
with a specialized team.
Three gems, each with their
own role, and a human!
Well, Steven's only half human,
but, hmm, close enough.
Meaning?
To do the job of
the crystal gems,
we need to do the jobs
of the crystal gems!
- We four...
- Four?
I'm counting Pumpkin.
[ Barks ]
We each need to pick someone
from the original team
and perform their role
in the group!
We can be exactly like them...
But better!
That sort of makes sense.
I call Garnet!
I'm obviously best suited
to being the boss.
You are very bossy.
Thank you.
Then I'll do what Steven does.
Lapis, you can be Amethyst.
Which one is she?
I'm joking.
Great!
You're already in character!
What about your pumpkin?
Whatever.
She can be Pearl.
[ Barks ]
New crystal gems, congregate!
That means come over here
and do a cool pose.
[ Gulls squawking ]
Hmm!
Let's see...
Nothing there.
Judging from what Steven
tells me, everything's normal!
There!
Am I doing it?
Am I as aloof and distant
as the Garnet?
You were, until you started
to ask so many questions!
[ Snickers ]
[ Barking ]
[ Horn honking ]
Man: Help!
That sounds like it's coming
from the car wash!
Go!
New Crystal Gems!
What seems to be the trouble
here, Beach City citizen?
It's my dad!
Some jerks have been
messing with his head!
[ Fly buzzing ]
It was funny...
till he made me bring it here.
Can you guys wash it off?
Oh, right!
If Mr. Universe and Steven
are in outer space then...
we should run the car wash!
Ahem.
Uh, "water" we waiting for?
Ha ha!
Good one, Steven.
Whatever you say, dudes.
Burp!
[ Barking ]
Well said, Pearl!
[ Grunting ]
What? Whoa!
Here's your vehicle...
Washed and buffed!
Courtesy of
The New Crystal Gems!
That was cool.
Thanks!
After such a rocky start,
it finally seemed like
The New Crystal Gems
were coming together!
Or were we?
[ Horns honking ]
Whoa!
Looks like word got around.
Encore! Encore!
I know what everyone
is really here to see!
Beach City citizens,
witness the Garnet!
[ Grunting ]
[ Crowd oohing ]
[ Crowd ahhing ]
Amethyst,
your performance is lacking!
Mess around!
Crack some jokes!
Oh, is that what
I'm supposed to be doing?
[ All gasp ]
Lapis! Uh, the Steven
doesn't think that's funny!
[ Gurgles ]
Ha.
I can't believe this!
The only one taking
anything seriously
around here is Pumpkin!
[ Barking ]
That's right.
Pearl does like soap.
Uh, hey, you gonna bring
our car down?
Do not interrupt the Garnet!
[ Thud ]
Everyone will have a turn!
[ Murmurs ]
Oops!
Peridot, put that guy down!
No one bosses the Garnet!
Well, Garnet wouldn't
yell at people!
I agree.
Maybe you should let someone
else play the Garnet.
Eh?
[ Crowd gasping ]
[ Screaming ]
[ Murmuring ]
No!
Amethyst, I have the glasses!
There is no Amethyst!
Only Garnet!
What are you guys doing?!
[ Grunting ]
Hmm!
[ Groans ]
[ Whimpers ]
Oh, no.
Gotta Steven this somehow.
Look at us!
We're all fighting
with each other!
But we all love each other.
And you all love me.
So we all have
to do this together...
For love!
Steven would have had
a better speech.
I know.
She didn't even cry.
[ Sighs ]
Connie: The wash was a wash.
And so were
The New Crystal Gems.
I've done a lot of thinking
about what's been going wrong
with this team-up,
and I think it's obvious now
that the problem is all of you!
Connie, you completely lack
Steven's sentimentality.
He would have had a much more
inspiring speech yesterday.
Lapis, your lack of humor has
been hurting our morale.
Maybe you should switch
with Pumpkin.
Let's make Pumpkin the Garnet.
You should be the Pearl.
I'm nothing like Pearl.
She's so uptight and sensitive!
How dare you?!
I'm leaving!
That's so funny!
You should be Amethyst!
That's so dumb!
You should be a clod!
Oh, so now I'm a clod?
I think you're the clod.
Wow! Your Peridot impression
is lousy, too!
Will you two can it?!
That's not a very
Steven thing to say.
I don't care!
So I'm not Steven!
Maybe he's really great
at helping people
work out these arguments!
Maybe he's really patient
and caring,
even though it must be
hard for him having to be
the adult for a bunch of
super-powered children!
We're both thousands of years
older than you.
Then act like it!
Be the gems you've been
for thousands of years,
instead of playing
this silly game.
It's impossible trying
to solve problems
if we're just trying
to copy other people.
Oh, what's the point of this?
We'll never be the crystal gems,
we're just...
the crystal temps.
But we have our own way
of doing things.
So let's go back to that,
to fix this mess we made.
You do make a good Steven.
Watch it.
Well...
if there's one thing
Peridots are good at,
it's fixing things!
I guess I could help
wash away the rubble.
And I'll help us organize.
So here's how I think
we should start...
You sure you wrecked anything?
The car wash looks good as new.
Well, except, we couldn't
repair the sign.
Well, about time
I got a new one.
Guess I'll give
my neon guy a call.
Well, don't get out
your checkbook yet.
Bring it on out!
Introducing...
a new sign!
for your business!
We made it ourselves!
Look at it, it's great!
I think I love it!
Really?
That old sign was okay,
but this one's got personality!
Well, it wasn't much
of a mission,
but I guess we handled
that all right.
I knew you would.
Does that mean we can do
a victory pose?
Okay.
Together: Go, crystal temps!