Steven Universe (2013–…): Season 4, Episode 12 - Gem Heist - full transcript
The Gems try to pull off a heist
♪ We ♪
♪ Are the Crystal Gems ♪
♪ We'll always save the day ♪
Steven:
♪ And if you think we can't ♪
♪ We'll always find a way ♪
♪ That's why the people ♪
♪ Of this world ♪
♪ Believe in ♪
♪ Garnet ♪
Amethyst: ♪ Amethyst ♪
Pearl: ♪ And Pearl ♪
And Steven!
*STEVEN UNIVERSE*
Season 04 Episode 12
"Gem Heist"
Synchronized by srjanapala
The Human Zoo.
I can't believe it still exists.
Dad's got to be in there.
We just have to find him
and bust him out.
[ Gasps ]
Those Gems.
Amethyst guards.
Right.
Like we could just waltz up
as an ownerless Pearl, a Fusion,
and... and you.
We just need disguises.
I'll be Esteban Universedad.
Steven, it doesn't matter
what your name is.
We're all going to stand out.
We won't stand out
if we play the roles
we were made for.
Ruby! Sapphire!
Okay everybody, hear her out.
Today, I'm a Sapphire
traveling with my Ruby guard...
Hm!
And my personal Pearl.
Mm-hmm!
Esteban, I've brought you
as an offering for the zoo.
Pobrecito Esteban!
Uh, what about me?
You're accompanying me
as extra muscle.
Muscle like them?
Exactly.
But I've never even seen
another Amethyst before.
What do I do?
What if I say something wrong?
Just look the part.
You're new and we're rusty,
but we just have to sell this
long enough to find Greg.
Is this really going to work?
No.
- Uh?
- Eh...
Just stick together,
play it straight.
Let's change the future.
You'll never cage me,
ya rock heads!
State your purpose.
I'm here to make a delivery
to the Human Zoo.
Bad news...
the Human Zoo shut down,
which means we'll just have
to throw you into space.
Ha! Look. It believed me.
[ Both laugh ]
What are you doing?
- Nothing, Holly Blue Agate.
- Nothing, Holly Blue Agate.
[ Gasps ]
[ Grunts ]
Why didn't you tell me
there was a Sapphire here?
What have you miscreants
been saying to them?
Nothing, Holly.
You'll have to forgive them.
[ Chuckles ]
They're from Earth.
Ahem! Apologize.
Forgive us.
Forgive us.
Ow!
Forgive us, Your Clarity.
Forgive us, Your Clarity.
No use dwelling on the past.
I've brought a new human
for the collection.
How unprecedented...
nothing for millennia
and then two humans
back-to-back!
Well, it's probably
for the best.
That first one wasn't
in the... best condition.
[ Gasps ] Dad! That's him! Shh!
Oh, they're incessant barking!
What is it saying?
[ Chuckles ]
The other one was loud too.
And all that thrashing about.
I'm sure Blue Diamond will
want to thank you personally,
but you just missed her.
[ Both sigh ]
Amethyst,
take this human to the...
Wait!
The thing is
we've traveled so far,
and it would be a shame
to leave so quickly.
Perhaps you'd grant us
a tour of the facility?
I would be honored.
Right this way,
Your Grand Clarity.
Amethysts are to stay
and guard the door.
Uh, but...
The door.
Does your Pearl
always walk next to you?
[ Laughs nervously ]
I'll just be right here.
Hmm. Chatty.
This facility originally
belonged to Pink Diamond
and houses and staffs
the otherwise useless Quartzes
she produced
on what was her colony.
But Blue Diamond
and her trusted Agate...
that's me...
have been maintaining this place
since the dawn of Era 2.
Is she going to do it,
or should I say something?
Oh.
Pearl, the door.
Hm? Oh!
Right, right.
I got it.
You are so patient with her.
How do you do it?
As a Sapphire, I know
it will happen eventually.
[ Beep ]
That will be all.
Sorry.
Hang in there.
Do keep up, Pearl.
Ugh.
The bottom half
of this structure
is devoted entirely
to specimen containment.
Apparently, humans don't
take well to captivity.
But once you understand
their needs,
they're easy to control.
It's tragic that Pink Diamond's
existence in this universe
ended up being so finite.
But what a selfless act
for Blue Diamond
to step forward and spend
her own time and energy
preserving this place
in Pink Diamond's memory.
It's a real testament
to Blue Diamond's merciful
and giving nature,
don't you think?
Uh, of course.
Argh.
Hold it together, Ruby.
Our roles, remember?
Gotta Esteban it.
And here, of course,
is the human disposal chute.
Wha...
H-How do get
in the zoo?
Oh, there it goes again
with its hilarious noises.
So, how do you get in the zoo?
Excellent question,
Your Grand Clarity.
One the rare occasion
that we would need
to enter the containment area,
we would do so
via this service door.
Dad. That door's
how we get to Dad.
We just need to come up
with a distraction.
Got it!
As one-way access point,
there are no risks of an escape.
In fact, it's only been used
once for a human...
Explosion!
Pardon me?
Uh. I just remembered I left
the gravity engine idling.
Sorry, my Sapphire,
I'm so forgetful and disposable.
What?
A foreseen turn of events.
Yes, it is going to overheat
and explode.
The damage will be massive.
My word!
I don't know why anyone trusts
Rubies with those ships.
This is what happens.
If we hurry,
we can disable the engine
before any damage is done.
I should only take five minutes,
so everyone be
on your best behavior.
Hm?
Oh.
This way, Your Clarity.
Although, I'm sure
you don't need my guidance.
Argh!
I can't believe all that stuff
about Blue Diamond
being merciful!
She's a shatterer!
She yelled at Sapphire!
She hates Fusion!
And love!
I know, Ruby,
but we don't have much time!
We have to open this door!
Right, right.
Pearl, open it!
Of course.
What else am I good for?
It's different
than the other ones.
[ Beep ]
[ Beep ]
Aha!
[ Beep ]
I actually can't
figure this out at all.
What?!
But Pearl, you're our hacker.
We don't have time for this!
Steven, help me open the door!
Okay.
And Pearl, hack faster!
[ Grunting ]
[ Screaming ]
[ Sighs ]
Sapphire: I am so glad
we're almost back!
I was really enjoying the tour!
Yes, I can tell
by the tone of your voice.
Thank you so much again
for averting that crisis.
[ Both gasp ]
What is going on?
Oh, well, I'm sure
there's a reasonable...
Did you see the Amethyst
that did this?
[ All sigh ]
Really, we have guests.
Holly Blue Agate,
We have important news for you!
We do not run or shout
in these hallways!
I'm sorry,
I-it's just that...
How am I supposed to know
what you're saying
when you're mumbling?
Uh, I'm sorry,
Holly Blue Agate, it's just...
Blue Diamond is on her way!
Oh, my stars!
She's back already?
You two, best behavior!
Shoulders squared!
Minds cleared!
Backs straight!
And surely, Blue Diamond
will want to thank you
personally
for this special delivery,
Your Grand Clarity.
Yes, I suppose she will.
Well don't just stand there,
you useless chunks of earth,
make yourself useful
and escort that human
to the assimilation bay!
But the tour.
Oh, Your Clarity,
you flatter me.
But we really must get ready.
Our Diamond will be here
at any moment!
Let me go, you bigger Amethyst!
Ha. These newer humans
are so spunky.
In you go!
[ Machine whirs ]
♪
What the...
Uh...
Huh?
Ah.
Oomph! Bleh.
Huh?
Mm! Bleh.
Mm!
Hey!
[ Grunts ]
Nope!
I can do that myself.
I'll just find my dad
without pants.
[ Coughs ]
Ugh.
Loin cloths.
[ Groans ]
Okay, what else, huh?
What else you got for me?
I'm on that dad-mission
adrenalin rush
and ready for whatever
space junk you have next.
Futuristic cattle prods,
human horseshoes...
whatever you got,
come and get me!
Aah!
Aah!
[ Coughs ]
Huh?
What the...
What is this place?
A-And where's...
Dad?
♪ Are the Crystal Gems ♪
♪ We'll always save the day ♪
Steven:
♪ And if you think we can't ♪
♪ We'll always find a way ♪
♪ That's why the people ♪
♪ Of this world ♪
♪ Believe in ♪
♪ Garnet ♪
Amethyst: ♪ Amethyst ♪
Pearl: ♪ And Pearl ♪
And Steven!
*STEVEN UNIVERSE*
Season 04 Episode 12
"Gem Heist"
Synchronized by srjanapala
The Human Zoo.
I can't believe it still exists.
Dad's got to be in there.
We just have to find him
and bust him out.
[ Gasps ]
Those Gems.
Amethyst guards.
Right.
Like we could just waltz up
as an ownerless Pearl, a Fusion,
and... and you.
We just need disguises.
I'll be Esteban Universedad.
Steven, it doesn't matter
what your name is.
We're all going to stand out.
We won't stand out
if we play the roles
we were made for.
Ruby! Sapphire!
Okay everybody, hear her out.
Today, I'm a Sapphire
traveling with my Ruby guard...
Hm!
And my personal Pearl.
Mm-hmm!
Esteban, I've brought you
as an offering for the zoo.
Pobrecito Esteban!
Uh, what about me?
You're accompanying me
as extra muscle.
Muscle like them?
Exactly.
But I've never even seen
another Amethyst before.
What do I do?
What if I say something wrong?
Just look the part.
You're new and we're rusty,
but we just have to sell this
long enough to find Greg.
Is this really going to work?
No.
- Uh?
- Eh...
Just stick together,
play it straight.
Let's change the future.
You'll never cage me,
ya rock heads!
State your purpose.
I'm here to make a delivery
to the Human Zoo.
Bad news...
the Human Zoo shut down,
which means we'll just have
to throw you into space.
Ha! Look. It believed me.
[ Both laugh ]
What are you doing?
- Nothing, Holly Blue Agate.
- Nothing, Holly Blue Agate.
[ Gasps ]
[ Grunts ]
Why didn't you tell me
there was a Sapphire here?
What have you miscreants
been saying to them?
Nothing, Holly.
You'll have to forgive them.
[ Chuckles ]
They're from Earth.
Ahem! Apologize.
Forgive us.
Forgive us.
Ow!
Forgive us, Your Clarity.
Forgive us, Your Clarity.
No use dwelling on the past.
I've brought a new human
for the collection.
How unprecedented...
nothing for millennia
and then two humans
back-to-back!
Well, it's probably
for the best.
That first one wasn't
in the... best condition.
[ Gasps ] Dad! That's him! Shh!
Oh, they're incessant barking!
What is it saying?
[ Chuckles ]
The other one was loud too.
And all that thrashing about.
I'm sure Blue Diamond will
want to thank you personally,
but you just missed her.
[ Both sigh ]
Amethyst,
take this human to the...
Wait!
The thing is
we've traveled so far,
and it would be a shame
to leave so quickly.
Perhaps you'd grant us
a tour of the facility?
I would be honored.
Right this way,
Your Grand Clarity.
Amethysts are to stay
and guard the door.
Uh, but...
The door.
Does your Pearl
always walk next to you?
[ Laughs nervously ]
I'll just be right here.
Hmm. Chatty.
This facility originally
belonged to Pink Diamond
and houses and staffs
the otherwise useless Quartzes
she produced
on what was her colony.
But Blue Diamond
and her trusted Agate...
that's me...
have been maintaining this place
since the dawn of Era 2.
Is she going to do it,
or should I say something?
Oh.
Pearl, the door.
Hm? Oh!
Right, right.
I got it.
You are so patient with her.
How do you do it?
As a Sapphire, I know
it will happen eventually.
[ Beep ]
That will be all.
Sorry.
Hang in there.
Do keep up, Pearl.
Ugh.
The bottom half
of this structure
is devoted entirely
to specimen containment.
Apparently, humans don't
take well to captivity.
But once you understand
their needs,
they're easy to control.
It's tragic that Pink Diamond's
existence in this universe
ended up being so finite.
But what a selfless act
for Blue Diamond
to step forward and spend
her own time and energy
preserving this place
in Pink Diamond's memory.
It's a real testament
to Blue Diamond's merciful
and giving nature,
don't you think?
Uh, of course.
Argh.
Hold it together, Ruby.
Our roles, remember?
Gotta Esteban it.
And here, of course,
is the human disposal chute.
Wha...
H-How do get
in the zoo?
Oh, there it goes again
with its hilarious noises.
So, how do you get in the zoo?
Excellent question,
Your Grand Clarity.
One the rare occasion
that we would need
to enter the containment area,
we would do so
via this service door.
Dad. That door's
how we get to Dad.
We just need to come up
with a distraction.
Got it!
As one-way access point,
there are no risks of an escape.
In fact, it's only been used
once for a human...
Explosion!
Pardon me?
Uh. I just remembered I left
the gravity engine idling.
Sorry, my Sapphire,
I'm so forgetful and disposable.
What?
A foreseen turn of events.
Yes, it is going to overheat
and explode.
The damage will be massive.
My word!
I don't know why anyone trusts
Rubies with those ships.
This is what happens.
If we hurry,
we can disable the engine
before any damage is done.
I should only take five minutes,
so everyone be
on your best behavior.
Hm?
Oh.
This way, Your Clarity.
Although, I'm sure
you don't need my guidance.
Argh!
I can't believe all that stuff
about Blue Diamond
being merciful!
She's a shatterer!
She yelled at Sapphire!
She hates Fusion!
And love!
I know, Ruby,
but we don't have much time!
We have to open this door!
Right, right.
Pearl, open it!
Of course.
What else am I good for?
It's different
than the other ones.
[ Beep ]
[ Beep ]
Aha!
[ Beep ]
I actually can't
figure this out at all.
What?!
But Pearl, you're our hacker.
We don't have time for this!
Steven, help me open the door!
Okay.
And Pearl, hack faster!
[ Grunting ]
[ Screaming ]
[ Sighs ]
Sapphire: I am so glad
we're almost back!
I was really enjoying the tour!
Yes, I can tell
by the tone of your voice.
Thank you so much again
for averting that crisis.
[ Both gasp ]
What is going on?
Oh, well, I'm sure
there's a reasonable...
Did you see the Amethyst
that did this?
[ All sigh ]
Really, we have guests.
Holly Blue Agate,
We have important news for you!
We do not run or shout
in these hallways!
I'm sorry,
I-it's just that...
How am I supposed to know
what you're saying
when you're mumbling?
Uh, I'm sorry,
Holly Blue Agate, it's just...
Blue Diamond is on her way!
Oh, my stars!
She's back already?
You two, best behavior!
Shoulders squared!
Minds cleared!
Backs straight!
And surely, Blue Diamond
will want to thank you
personally
for this special delivery,
Your Grand Clarity.
Yes, I suppose she will.
Well don't just stand there,
you useless chunks of earth,
make yourself useful
and escort that human
to the assimilation bay!
But the tour.
Oh, Your Clarity,
you flatter me.
But we really must get ready.
Our Diamond will be here
at any moment!
Let me go, you bigger Amethyst!
Ha. These newer humans
are so spunky.
In you go!
[ Machine whirs ]
♪
What the...
Uh...
Huh?
Ah.
Oomph! Bleh.
Huh?
Mm! Bleh.
Mm!
Hey!
[ Grunts ]
Nope!
I can do that myself.
I'll just find my dad
without pants.
[ Coughs ]
Ugh.
Loin cloths.
[ Groans ]
Okay, what else, huh?
What else you got for me?
I'm on that dad-mission
adrenalin rush
and ready for whatever
space junk you have next.
Futuristic cattle prods,
human horseshoes...
whatever you got,
come and get me!
Aah!
Aah!
[ Coughs ]
Huh?
What the...
What is this place?
A-And where's...
Dad?