Steven Universe (2013–…): Season 3, Episode 8 - Mr. Greg - full transcript

Now owner of a massive fortune, Greg takes Steven to Empire City for a vacation, and Steven invites Pearl, despite the tensions between her and Greg.

♪ WE

♪ ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS

♪ WE'LL ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY

Steven:
♪ AND IF YOU THINK WE CAN'T

♪ WE'LL ALWAYS FIND A WAY

♪ THAT'S WHY THE PEOPLE

♪ OF THIS WORLD

♪ BELIEVE IN

♪ GARNET

Amethyst: ♪ AMETHYST

Pearl: ♪ AND PEARL



AND STEVEN!

[ STATIC ]

Marty: ♪ FROM THE MOMENT
THE MEAT HITS THE FLAME ♪

♪ MY STOMACH IS GROWLING
WITHOUT ANY SHAME ♪

♪ AND I KNOW IN MY GUT,
IT'S BEEN WORTH THE $5.95 ♪

♪ WOULD YOU LIKE A BURGER

♪ FROM PEPE'S BURGERS?

Steven: WHOA.

YOUR SONG IS ON TV!

YEAH. APPARENTLY, MARTY SOLD
MY SONG AS A BURGER JINGLE,

AND NOW
I'M FILTHY-STINKING RICH.

[ SIGHS ]
THE SWEET STENCH OF SUCCESS.

WHAT IS THIS?

YOU KNOW, WHEN ROSE CAME
TO MY CONCERT THE NIGHT WE MET,



I WAS PLAYING THIS SONG.

THIS IS WHAT DID IT --

BURGERS?

IT WASN'T ABOUT BURGERS
BACK THEN.

SHE PROBABLY WOULD HAVE
LIKED THIS, THOUGH, RIGHT?

AH, SHE WOULD HAVE LOVED IT.

[ GROANS ]

[ TV SHUTS OFF ]

SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
WITH ALL THE MONEY?

I DON'T KNOW.

♪ BRIGHT, SUNNY DAY

♪ DON'T COST NOTHIN'

♪ LIGHT, SUMMER BREEZE

♪ DON'T COST NOTHIN'

♪ WHAT DO I DO

♪ WITH ALL THIS MONEY

♪ WHEN THE ONLY THING I WANT
IS YOU? ♪

♪ PALLIN' AROUND

♪ DON'T COST NOTHIN'

♪ SINGIN' A SONG

♪ DON'T COST NOTHIN'

♪ HOW DO I SPEND

♪ ALL THIS MONEY?

♪ I'D RATHER JUST SPEND TIME
WITH YOU ♪

♪ YOU COULD BUY A HOUSE

♪ AND A CAR

♪ I GUESS THAT I CAN

♪ BUT I'VE ALREADY
GOT A VAN ♪

♪ I COULD PUT YOU
THROUGH COLLEGE ♪

BUT I'M WITH THE GEMS
ALL THE TIME.

♪ I COULD BUY YOU
ALL THE FINEST COURSES ONLINE ♪

♪ WHAT IF WE TOOK A TRIP?

HEY, YOU THINK?

YEAH, I DO.

♪ WE COULD TAKE A VACATION

WE COULD GO
SOMEWHERE NEW.

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

♪ I KNOW A PLACE
THAT'S ALWAYS EXCITING ♪

♪ THE SHOWS AND THE SIGHTS AND
THE LIGHTS THAT ARE BLINDING ♪

♪ EMPIRE CITY

♪ I'M TALKIN' EMPIRE CITY

♪ THE STREETS AND THE SOUNDS
AND THE BUILDINGS TOWERIN' ♪

♪ SUBWAYS THAT RUNS FROM
BROOKLYN TO THE BOWERY ♪

♪ EMPIRE CITY

♪ LET'S GO TO EMPIRE CITY

♪ WE DON'T NEED MONEY
♪ I KNOW A PLACE
THAT'S ALWAYS EXCITING ♪

♪ BUT COULD BE FUNNY
♪ THE SHOWS AND THE SIGHTS
AND THE LIGHTS SO BLINDING ♪

♪ SO LET'S GO TODAY
♪ THE STREETS AND THE SOUNDS
AND THE BUILDINGS TOWERING ♪

♪ JUST POINT ME THE WAY TO
♪ SUBWAYS THAT RUN
FROM BROOKLYN TO THE BOWERY ♪

♪ EMPIRE CITY
♪ EMPIRE CITY

♪ AND LET'S BRING PEARL

WHAT?!

I DON'T KNOW.

PAST EXPERIENCES HAVE TAUGHT ME
THAT THREE IS A CROWD.

STEVEN, ME AND PEARL
HAVEN'T GOTTEN ALONG THAT WELL

SINCE, UH -- WELL, SINCE
I STARTED DATING YOUR MOTHER.

AW, COME ON!
WE'RE ALL A BIG FAMILY.

IT'LL BE GREAT.

JUST YOU, ME, PEARL,
AND DON'T FORGET MOM.

-UGH.
-HUH?

[ ORCHESTRA PLAYS FANFARE ]

[ PIANO PLAYING ]

[ BELL DINGS ]

[ KA-CHING! ]

-HEY, SHAKE A LEG!
-HEY, SHAKE A LEG!

-IT'S MR. GREG!
-IT'S MR. GREG!

AND HE'S HERE TO SPEND HIS DOUGH
ALL OVER THE TOWN!

-HE'S GOT THE BUCKS.
-I'VE GOT THE BUCKS!

-IT'S ALL DELUXE.
-IT'S ALL DELUXE!

WHEN YOU'RE DINING OUT WITH ME,
IT'S THE FINEST STEAK AND BRIE.

♪ AND IF I BREAK A TABLE,
IT AIN'T NO -- ♪

WHOA!

JUST BILL IT TO MY BANK.

A HUNDRED BUCKS?!
GEE, THANKS!

[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]

[ DING! ]



[ LAUGHS ]

[ GASPS ]

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-I MUST ADMIT...
-YOU MUST ADMIT.

-...IT'S A PERFECT FIT.
-YOU LOOK GREAT IN IT.

AND THOSE FOUNTAINS
I FOUND WASTEFUL

ARE ACTUALLY QUITE TASTEFUL.

THIS CITY'S GOT ITS CHARM,
UNLIKE THAT TERMITE-RIDDEN BARN.

AND ANY TIME WITH STEVEN
MAKES FOR A DELIGHTFUL EVENIN'.

-YOU'RE HAVING FUN!
-MORE OR LESS.

SO DANCE WITH ME.
JUST SAY --

NO!

I --

I MEAN...

MAYBE LATER.

BOO!
YOU RUINED THE SONG!

SORRY, GUYS.
THANKS FOR SINGING WITH US.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, KIDDO.

IT'S ALWAYS BEEN THIS WAY.

[ BOTH SNORING ]

[ SIGHS ]



[ SIGHS ]

♪ I WAS FINE WITH THE MEN

♪ WHO WOULD COME INTO HER LIFE
NOW AND AGAIN ♪

♪ I WAS FINE 'CAUSE I KNEW

♪ THAT THEY DIDN'T REALLY
MATTER, UNTIL YOU ♪

♪ I WAS FINE WHEN YOU CAME

♪ AND WE FOUGHT LIKE
IT WAS ALL SOME SILLY GAME ♪

♪ OVER HER, WHO SHE'D CHOOSE

♪ AFTER ALL THOSE YEARS,
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D LOSE ♪

♪ IT'S OVER, ISN'T IT?

♪ ISN'T IT?

♪ ISN'T IT OVER?

♪ IT'S OVER, ISN'T IT?

♪ ISN'T IT?

♪ ISN'T IT OVER?

♪ YOU WON, AND SHE CHOSE YOU

♪ AND SHE LOVED YOU,
AND SHE'S GONE ♪

♪ IT'S OVER, ISN'T IT?

♪ WHY CAN'T I MOVE ON?

♪ WAR AND GLORY, REINVENTION

♪ FUSION, FREEDOM,
HER ATTENTION ♪

♪ OUT IN DAYLIGHT,
MY POTENTIAL ♪

♪ BOLD, PRECISE, EXPERIMENTAL

♪ WHO AM I NOW IN THIS WORLD
WITHOUT HER? ♪

♪ PETTY AND DULL
WITH THE NERVE TO DOUBT HER ♪

♪ WHAT DOES IT MATTER?
IT'S ALREADY DONE ♪

♪ NOW I'VE GOT TO BE THERE
FOR HER SON ♪

♪ IT'S OVER, ISN'T IT?

♪ ISN'T IT?

♪ ISN'T IT OVER?

♪ IT'S OVER, ISN'T IT?

♪ ISN'T IT?

♪ ISN'T IT OVER?

♪ YOU WON, AND SHE CHOSE YOU

♪ AND SHE LOVED YOU

♪ AND SHE'S GONE

♪ IT'S OVER, ISN'T IT?

♪ WHY CAN'T I MOVE ON?

♪ IT'S OVER, ISN'T IT?

♪ WHY CAN'T I MOVE ON?

[ GASPS ]

GREG!

YOU WERE AWAKE.

NOTHING'S GONNA FIX THIS,
IS IT?

GREG!

I'M SORRY
YOU HAD TO BE AROUND ME.

DAD!

I SHOULDN'T HAVE
COME ALONG.

NO. THIS IS EXACTLY
WHY I BROUGHT YOU.



[ GROANS ]
CHERRY MAN.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

[ RAGTIME MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ GASPS ]
OOH!

♪ ROO-DOO-DOO-DOO,
ROO-DOO-DOO-DOO ♪

♪ WHY DON'T YOU TALK
TO EACH OTHER? ♪

♪ WHY DON'T YOU
TALK TO EACH OTHER? ♪

♪ JUST GIVE IT A TRY

♪ WHY DON'T YOU TALK
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED? ♪

♪ I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING
TO AVOID IT ♪

♪ BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY

♪ YOU MIGHT NOT BELIEVE IT

♪ YOU MIGHT NOT
BELIEVE IT ♪

♪ BUT YOU'VE GOT
A LOT IN COMMON ♪

♪ YOU REALLY DO

[ BOTH SIGH ]

♪ YOU BOTH LOVE ME,
AND I LOVE BOTH OF YOU ♪

Greg: LOOK, IF I WERE YOU,
I'D HATE ME, TOO.

Pearl:
I DON'T HATE YOU.

BUT I KNEW
HOW YOU FELT ABOUT ROSE,

AND I STAYED ANYWAY.

THAT WASN'T THE PROBLEM.

THEN WHAT WAS?

SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU.

WELL, YOU KNOW ROSE.

-SHE ALWAYS DID WHAT SHE WANTED!
-SHE ALWAYS DID WHAT SHE WANTED!

♪ I KNOW YOU BOTH NEED IT

♪ I KNOW
YOU BOTH NEED IT ♪

♪ SOMEONE WHO KNOWS
WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH ♪

♪ AND YOU MIGHT NOT BELIEVE IT

♪ YOU MIGHT NOT BELIEVE IT

♪ BUT YOU'VE GOT
A LOT IN COMMON ♪

♪ YOU REALLY DO

♪ YOU BOTH LOVE ME,
AND I LOVE BOTH OF YOU ♪

♪ YOU BOTH LOVE ME

♪ AND I LOVE BOTH OF YOU

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Man: HURRAY!

[ BOTH LAUGHING ]

Ricky: LE BILL.

UGH!

♪ TAILOR-MADE SUITS

♪ THOSE COST SOMETHIN'

♪ ROOM WITH A VIEW

♪ THOSE COST SOMETHIN'

♪ DANCING WITH YOU

♪ DON'T COST NOTHIN'

WHY'D WE EVEN COME?
WE COULD HAVE DONE THIS AT HOME.

[ LAUGHING ]

♪ SINGIN' A SONG
DON'T COST NOTHIN' ♪

OR WAS IT PALLING AROUND DON'T
COST NOTHIN'?

♪ GETTING IT WRONG

♪ DON'T COST NOTHIN'

I TRIED.

I'M SURPRISED
YOU REMEMBERED ANY OF IT.

WHAT CAN I SAY?
IT'S CATCHY.

♪ IT'S OVER, ISN'T IT?

♪ IT'S OVER, ISN'T IT?

♪ IT'S OVER, ISN'T IT?

[ POP! ]

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