Steven Universe (2013–…): Season 3, Episode 4 - Barn Mates - full transcript

Steven attempts to get two of his close friends to like each other.

♪ We ♪
♪ are the crystal ♪

♪ Gems ♪

♪ We'll always save the day ♪

♪ And if you think
we can't, we'll ♪

♪ Always find a way ♪

♪ That's why the people ♪

♪ Of this world ♪

♪ Believe in ♪

♪ Garnet ♪

♪ Amethyst ♪

♪ And Pearl ♪



And Steven!

And then I'll say,
"hey, as one refugee to another,"

it isn't so bad that we can
never go back to homeworld,

am I right?

Why don't we watch
the sun come up

and figure out
what we're going to do

"with all this time,
eh, Lazuli?"

And then she'll say,
"yes, Peridot."

As impressed as I was by you
on the ship,

I am even more impressed
with your new compact look

and capacity for friendship.

"I'm so glad we're going
to be living together."

Peridot.
Facet five.

Let's begin.



This isn't gonna work.

Wait, what?

I really thought I would be
living alone here.

Yeah, but this is even better.

Oh, here, how about this?

I saw this on an episode
of a TV show.

I didn't see how it ended,

but I'm sure
it worked out great.

We'll divide this place in half.

You'll both have your own space.

High ceilings, real wood floors,

convenient location in the heart
of the country.

So what do ya think, roomies?

I like the cut of your gem,
Steven Quartz.

No. No way!

What's the problem?

You're the one getting
all the good stuff!

You've got the propeller
and paint cans on your side!

You can do tons with those!

Ooh, actually, I kind of
want the paint cans.

You want to trade something?

I don't care about paint cans.

That's not the problem.

Bah.

What's wrong, Lapis?

It's her.

Ugh!

She's the problem!

I can't stand the thought of
having to look at her every day.

She's the one who dragged me
back to Earth.

Hey, it wasn't my idea.

I was headed to earth,
and I needed an informant.

It should have been
a simple mission.

Things didn't exactly work out
for either of us.

You used me
like everyone else did!

But it's not like that anymore.

It's different now.

I'm different.

It's true, Lapis.

Peridot has really
come into her own

since she's been living
on earth.

I sabotaged my own mission!

I helped save the earth!

I even yelled at Yellow Diamond!

She's probably sending
a whole fleet

to find me
and shatter me right now!

I'm kind of a big deal.

A big, anti-homeworld deal!

Steven, I don't think
this is gonna work.

Uh, um, maybe
we could put up a curtain?

Er, sorry.

I thought this was
gonna be okay.

I forgot that the last time you
saw each other wasn't so okay.

That was in the past.

It's not like that now!

Aggh!

I know.

But obviously she doesn't.

She's the one
that needs to know!

I want her to understand.

Aw, Peridot, that's sweet.

That's the "you"
you need to show her.

Show her my sweet?

I got you.

Cards are a great way
to tell someone something

if you can't be face-to-face
with them.

Or if they don't want
to see your face.

You've got to give her a taste
of the sweet version of Peridot.

Here, look.

It's you and Lapis
holding hands!

Where are our noses?

Oh, that's kind of part
of my style lately.

Is not having fingers
also your style?

No, I'm... I'm just bad
at drawing hands.

Uh, so here's your part.
Come here.

Write an apology inside to Lapis

so she knows how sorry you were
about before,

and that everything is okay now.

If you write it from your heart,

your feelings will reach her.

Just try to be Sincere.

Hmm.

Hey, Lazuli!

Hey, Lazuli!
Hey!

Ugh.
Lazuli!

Hey!

Why isn't she responding?

I'm not sure.
I thought she was up there.

Lapis?
Huh?

Are you up there?

Yes, Steven?

Go on.

Steven did the outside,

and I did the inside.

"Sorry I interrogated you."

You were just full of
such useful information.

That's a Sincere compliment.

"Peridot."

The noses!

One can only conclude
that it was the lack of noses!

It seems illogical to me

that it would be any of
the writing elements.

It took me over an hour
to compose it,

and I was the most Sincere,
as per Steven's instructions.

It could be she's just
not much of a reader?

How about a gift?

Another approach.

Yes. But what?

Hmm.
Think of things she likes.

Things she likes.

Lapis Lazulis are typically
partial to water and flying.

Hmm.

Ah!

No.

No?

Nuh-uh.

But if!

Yeah?

Nah.

Yeah, that'd probably be
overdoing it.

Hmm.

Water.

I think you have something
with that.

You can't see through those,
right?

Actually, yes.
But it's very blurry.

Good to know.

Well, here we are!

H-2 oh, my gosh!

It's a smaller
than average lake!

It's from the hole
when we drilled.

Peridot and I sealed it
and filled it with water.

It's a gift for you.

You know,
'cause water's your thing.

Pretty good, right?

The barn's out here
in the country,

but now you can get
your moisture fix whenever.

Do all that water stuff you do.

Water?

Seriously?

Yeah!

You do realize that I spent

the last few months trapped
under the ocean, right?

Sure!
But I thought...

it was an endless,
crushing darkness.

Wet and bleak and suffocating.

Water was the tomb I lived in
for those months.

Tomb, you say?

Yeah.

I'm kind of taking a break
from water right now.

But thanks...
For the lake.

Uhh.

Don't worry, Steven.
It's not your fault.

A pool!

What a cloddy idea.

Of course
she wouldn't like that.

There's nothing!
Nothing!

Nothing!

There has to be something.

Something, something.

Maybe, uh, instead of
something she likes,

give her something you like.

A piece of you!

Um... Okay.

How about my
"camp pining hearts" DVD?

Which season?

Five?

Trash.

I know. Ugh!

Log date... whatever.

Facet... whatever!

Whatever!

Clearly there is nothing
important enough

for me to give to Lazuli.

At least I have you,
tape recorder.

Ta-da!

See, the ribbon is even blue.

I got your number.

Uh, here.
I'll unwrap it for you.

When I was stuck here,

Steven gave me this
tape recorder as a gift,

and I didn't really get it
at first,

but it made me feel better.

Just to talk about all the weird
stuff that was happening.

It'll help you, too.

You, uh, press the button
to record,

an-and th-then
you talk into it.

I don't want your garbage.

Guh! What? Were you trapped
in a tape recorder, too?!

Look. I get it, you know.
You're confused.

You can never go back
to homeworld.

This place doesn't exactly
feel like home yet!

You're alone!

No one could possibly know
what that feels like!

Oh, wait. I do!
We're the same!

Except you don't have
to be alone.

So, tell me, then,
what you want from me.

And whatever that is...

I'll do it.

I want you...

To leave!

Okay.

Lapis, why are you being
so mean to her?

She's really trying.

Why do you trust her, Steven?

Because I know her!

Lapis, you're not even
giving her a chance.

You should've at least
gotten to know her

before you decided
you don't like her.

Now it's too late.

And she's never
coming back again.

Aaaaaah!

Oh, she's coming back again.

Aaaaah!

They're here!
Aah!

Run!

What is that thing?

It's a roaming eye,
a homeworld tracking vessel.

I told you...
I'm public enemy number one!

Ah! Oh.

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This is it, Steven!

They're going to wipe
my precious grin

off the face of this planet!

Stay behind me!
I'll protect you!

Holy smokes.

Steven!

Holy smokes!

Are you all right?

We saw the ship and came as fast
as we could.

Yeah, I'm okay.
Lapis saved us.

But it looks like homeworld
really has it out for Peridot.

Peridot.

Are you okay?

Umm...