Steven Universe (2013–…): Season 3, Episode 24 - Bubbled - full transcript

Steven is stuck in a bubble.

♪ We ♪
♪ are the crystal ♪

♪ Gems ♪

♪ We'll always save the day ♪

♪ And if you think
we can't, we'll ♪

♪ Always find a way ♪

♪ That's why the people ♪

♪ Of this world ♪

♪ Believe in ♪

♪ Garnet ♪

♪ Amethyst ♪

♪ And pearl ♪



And Steven!

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

The Rubies?

Huh? Whoa!

Oh, geez!

Aah!

You!
Eyeball!

There goes the Earth.

There goes my whole platoon!

This is a mess!
What'll I say in my report?

How will I even make my report?

This is a nightmare!

And this is all your fault!

Whoa!
Hey, no, it's not!



You were trying
to hurt my friends!

But you opened the airlock
in the moon base!

You sent us flying into space...

With no hope of ever returning!

Okay, so maybe
that was my fault.

I'm sorry.
There, are you happy?

No.

You're lucky
you're in that bubble,

or I'd pop you
right in the face.

Well, if you're going to be
a grump about it,

then we can just float
in silence until we both die.

Sounds great.
Fine!

I can't wait!

Me, neither!

♪♪

What? No signal?

Come on,
I'm right by a satellite.

If I don't die out here,

first thing I do back on Earth
is change my phone plan.

I shouldn't have ever
come back to that dumb planet!

When I heard rumors there might
still be Crystal Gems on Earth,

I couldn't believe it.

A thousand years of fighting
were all for nothing!

And Rose Quartz
might still be alive?

She must be!

Why else would someone
as important as Jasper

be back on Earth?

For closure, that's why.

I wanted it, too.

I wanted to see Rose Quartz
with my own eye.

At the very least,

I thought Jasper might have
some answers, but...

it wasn't even her...
Just another trick.

That's what you really wanted?
To see Rose Quartz?

More than anything.

Well, then today's
your lucky day.

How's that?

I...

know where Rose Quartz is.

What? Where is she?!

She turned into me.

Right.

And I have two eyeballs...

Which I don't!

You expect me to believe
anything, don't you?

Fool me once, shame on me.

Fool me four times,
you already fooled me...

And you can't fool me again.

Look, I can prove it!

I have her Rose Quartz gem!

That's more of a pinkish-red

than a real Rose Quartz
reddish pink.

That's because you're looking
at it through my bubble!

Hold on...

Here, check this out!

Look, I can summon her shield!

It's got a rose on it
and everything!

Who cares about her shield?

Her huge sword
is what I remember.

Uh, I left that in my lion...

Look.

Tell me you don't see
the resemblance.

Are you kidding me?
You're despicable.

We're gonna die out here,

and you're just gonna
make fun of me until we do.

You're even crueler
than Rose Quartz.

Uh...

Uh, Eyeball?

Eyeball?!

That's not my...

Oh, great!

Asteroids incoming!

Find cover, soldier!

I am in cover,
you get somewhere safe!

Wow!

I think I'm losing my luster.

We're heading
right for that big one!

No!

Oh?

Oh.

I'm alive.

We made it!

I'm unstoppable!

Eyeball!

Oh, no! No!

I've got you.

Oh, geez! You okay?

Get off me!

Whoa!
What's wrong?

Ay-yi-yi!
Your gem is cracked!

What?!
This is just perfect!

Don't worry...
I can fix your gem!

I'm not falling
for any of your tricks!

Bleh.

Hmm?

I'm serious... I can help.

Fine.

I guess
I got nothing else to lose.

Thank you.

Blah...

Ah.

Eh?!

What was that supposed to be?!

What in the cosmos
is wrong with...

you?

See? It worked!

I...

I can't believe it!

There were rumors
back during the war...

That Rose Quartz could heal
her Crystal Gem soldiers,

keeping her small army

in contention with the superior
forces of Homeworld.

Wow!
It really is you!

Rose Quartz!

See?! That's
what I was trying to tell ya!

Yup, it's me...
The mighty Rose Quartz!

And now we're stuck out here,

floating aimlessly
through outer space!

Pff!

How'd we get ourselves
into this mess?

The mighty Rose Quartz.

Huh?

I never thought
I'd get a chance like this.

I can't believe you're all mine!

Wah?!

Why are you attacking me?!

Don't act surprised,
Rose Quartz!

You shattered a Diamond!

Whoa!

Ooh, I'm gonna get ya!

I'm gonna take your gem
and bring it back!

What?! No!
Please don't take my gem!

Wait, what would even happen
to me?

Huh?!
Hmm?

Ha!

W-Wait!
You don't have to do this!

Oh, give it up already!

You can't take this
away from me!

I'm gonna be a legend!

I'll go down in history!

What will the Diamonds say

when they hear that a Ruby
defeated Rose Quartz?

They're gonna give me
my own pearl!

Wah?!

Wait! Please listen!

I'm really not my mom!

I don't want to hurt you!

Just...
Just think for a second.

We're lost out in space.

How are you going to
get back to Homeworld alone?

I've already made up my mind.

Whoa!

♪♪

♪ If I could ♪

♪ Begin to be ♪

♪ Half of what you think of me ♪

♪ I could do about anything ♪

♪ I could even learn
how to love ♪

♪ When I see ♪

♪ The way you act ♪

♪ Wondering
when I'm coming back ♪

♪ I could do about anything ♪

♪ I could even learn
how to love ♪

♪ Like you ♪

♪♪

How come nobody told me
about Pink Diamond?

We all did what we had to
during the war.

Everything's different now.

But did mom really do it?

Did she really shatter her?

She had to.

The Earth belonged
to Pink Diamond.

Destroying her was the only way
to save the planet.

For Amethyst to be herself,
for Pearl to be free,

for me to be together.

For you to exist.

But I thought...

a-at least she'd never...

She didn't always do
what was best for her.

But she always did
what was best for Earth.

Even if it meant
shattering someone.

Yes.

Thanks for telling me.

♪ Love me like you ♪

♪♪