Steven Universe (2013–…): Season 3, Episode 22 - Earthlings - full transcript
After finding Jasper once again, but now in the Beta Kindergarten, Steven and Amethyst face off with her. Jasper had been trapping corrupted gems in holes around the Kindergarten to use as an army. Be prepared for a battle.
♪ We ♪
♪ Are the Crystal ♪
♪ Gems ♪
♪ We'll always save the day ♪
♪ And if you think
we can't, we'll ♪
♪ Always find a way ♪
♪ That's why the people ♪
♪ Of this world ♪
♪ Believe in ♪
♪ Garnet ♪
♪ Amethyst ♪
♪ And Pearl ♪
And Steven!
Jasper!
What is she doing?
She's been collecting monsters.
Pipe down!
You take orders from me now!
You used to be a quartz, too,
didn't you?
What happened to you?
Ugh!
Disgraceful.
I can't believe I've resorted
to recruiting you freaks!
You're almost as bad
as that crystal runt.
Just look at you.
This planet ruins everything.
Well except for me.
We should go back to the temple
and grab reinforcements.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Amethyst?
Amethyst!
I'll never let this planet
twist me like it twisted you.
Your weakness
embarrasses Homeworld.
You suffer because
it's what you deserve.
We all only get what we deserve.
Right, Amethyst?
Huh?
What do you want, runt?
You here for a rematch?
I'm here to win!
You were fated to lose...
The moment you came out wrong.
That's not true!
Rose.
Of course.
Your lackeys never stray far.
And why would they?
They have no place in this
or any world!
What do you mean?
Every gem is made
for a purpose...
To serve
the order of the diamonds.
Those who cannot fit inside
this order must be purged!
To come out misshapen,
to reshape yourself
outside your purpose,
and to defend this ruined,
worthless planet
is a disgrace!
This planet isn't all bad.
What are you doing here?
I...
I'm a crystal gem now!
I'm not afraid of you!
I've got metal powers!
I'll show you!
Aw, geez.
In a moment.
Anyone else got
something to say?
No!
It's just us.
Ugh!
You guys!
- Huh?!
- Stay out of this!
Amethyst!
It's just you and me, Jasper...
One on one!
Go, Amethyst!
Who's the runt now?
You ready for more?
Th... There's more
where that came from.
Uh-oh.
Huh?
Is it sinking in yet?
Are you serious?!
Amethyst!
You never had a chance.
♪
Heads up!
Huh?
Huh?
Steven I can't win.
No matter what I do,
no matter how hard I work,
she came out right,
and I came out wrong.
That's just what Jasper thinks.
She's the only one who thinks
you should be like her.
- But...
- Stop trying to be like Jasper.
You're nothing like Jasper!
You're like me...
Because we're both
not like anybody!
And, yeah, it sucks.
But at least I've got you.
And you've got me.
So stop leaving me out of this.
Us worst gems stick together
right?
That's why we're the best.
♪
What a beautiful day!
Huh?!
Who are you supposed to be?
Oh, yeah!
Who am I now?
I feel like Amethyst knows this.
Forget your name...
You've got a fight to win!
I think a rose quartz
and an amethyst...
make a...
Smoky Quartz.
Is fusion the only trick
you crystal gems know?
I've got plenty of tricks.
Ever see sink the dink?
Whuh-oh.
No!
My army!
Take that!
Then take this!
Huh?
Aw.
Leaving so soon?
I will not be beaten
by another fusion!
What the...
Hold on.
I've got a move that will
really blow you away.
It's cool if you don't like it.
I've already got
three huge fans.
We could beat them...
if we stay together.
Breerrr.
Great job, Smoky.
Oh, thank you, thank you, Smoky.
Nobody I fuse with
ever wants to stay.
Ugh.
♪
Ew!
That's disgusting.
It's corruption.
Steven, be careful.
But this just happened.
Maybe I can do something.
Jasper, it's okay.
I'm here.
Rose.
I'm not Rose.
I'm Steven.
I just want to try and heal you.
Steven!
What?
Stop.
I see how you do it now, Rose.
You want gems
after they're worthless.
You wait
until after they've lost.
Because when
you're at the bottom,
you'll follow anyone.
That makes you feel
like less of a failure.
Ugh.
Just look at this one.
You've stripped her
of everything...
Her limb enhancers,
her status, her dignity.
I still have
one of those things.
How can you side
with Rose Quartz?
Why?
Why protect this useless
shell of a planet?
It's not a shell.
There's so much life.
Living here...
That's what I'm doing!
I'm living here.
I've been learning new things
about myself all the time,
like how I can make metal
do my bidding.
The point being...
Earth can set you free.
Earth... is a prison.
I got out because
I'm better than this place.
It's getting worse.
I only came back
to finish you off.
Try not to move.
You can't manipulate me,
Rose Quartz.
I-I'm not manipulating.
I'm... I'm trying to help.
Help?
Help?!
I've been fighting
from the second I broke free
of the Earth's crust
because of what you did
to my colony,
because of what you did
to my planet,
because of what you did
to my diamond!
I...
Yellow Diamond?
My diamond!
Your diamond!
Pink diamond!
You're welcome.
Come here, sis.
When we get to the barn,
I'm building
a giant metal yo-yo.
Amethyst, Steven, you'll have
to catch and throw it for me.
I don't want to do anything
for, like, a month.
Uh...
Ugh.
♪ Are the Crystal ♪
♪ Gems ♪
♪ We'll always save the day ♪
♪ And if you think
we can't, we'll ♪
♪ Always find a way ♪
♪ That's why the people ♪
♪ Of this world ♪
♪ Believe in ♪
♪ Garnet ♪
♪ Amethyst ♪
♪ And Pearl ♪
And Steven!
Jasper!
What is she doing?
She's been collecting monsters.
Pipe down!
You take orders from me now!
You used to be a quartz, too,
didn't you?
What happened to you?
Ugh!
Disgraceful.
I can't believe I've resorted
to recruiting you freaks!
You're almost as bad
as that crystal runt.
Just look at you.
This planet ruins everything.
Well except for me.
We should go back to the temple
and grab reinforcements.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Amethyst?
Amethyst!
I'll never let this planet
twist me like it twisted you.
Your weakness
embarrasses Homeworld.
You suffer because
it's what you deserve.
We all only get what we deserve.
Right, Amethyst?
Huh?
What do you want, runt?
You here for a rematch?
I'm here to win!
You were fated to lose...
The moment you came out wrong.
That's not true!
Rose.
Of course.
Your lackeys never stray far.
And why would they?
They have no place in this
or any world!
What do you mean?
Every gem is made
for a purpose...
To serve
the order of the diamonds.
Those who cannot fit inside
this order must be purged!
To come out misshapen,
to reshape yourself
outside your purpose,
and to defend this ruined,
worthless planet
is a disgrace!
This planet isn't all bad.
What are you doing here?
I...
I'm a crystal gem now!
I'm not afraid of you!
I've got metal powers!
I'll show you!
Aw, geez.
In a moment.
Anyone else got
something to say?
No!
It's just us.
Ugh!
You guys!
- Huh?!
- Stay out of this!
Amethyst!
It's just you and me, Jasper...
One on one!
Go, Amethyst!
Who's the runt now?
You ready for more?
Th... There's more
where that came from.
Uh-oh.
Huh?
Is it sinking in yet?
Are you serious?!
Amethyst!
You never had a chance.
♪
Heads up!
Huh?
Huh?
Steven I can't win.
No matter what I do,
no matter how hard I work,
she came out right,
and I came out wrong.
That's just what Jasper thinks.
She's the only one who thinks
you should be like her.
- But...
- Stop trying to be like Jasper.
You're nothing like Jasper!
You're like me...
Because we're both
not like anybody!
And, yeah, it sucks.
But at least I've got you.
And you've got me.
So stop leaving me out of this.
Us worst gems stick together
right?
That's why we're the best.
♪
What a beautiful day!
Huh?!
Who are you supposed to be?
Oh, yeah!
Who am I now?
I feel like Amethyst knows this.
Forget your name...
You've got a fight to win!
I think a rose quartz
and an amethyst...
make a...
Smoky Quartz.
Is fusion the only trick
you crystal gems know?
I've got plenty of tricks.
Ever see sink the dink?
Whuh-oh.
No!
My army!
Take that!
Then take this!
Huh?
Aw.
Leaving so soon?
I will not be beaten
by another fusion!
What the...
Hold on.
I've got a move that will
really blow you away.
It's cool if you don't like it.
I've already got
three huge fans.
We could beat them...
if we stay together.
Breerrr.
Great job, Smoky.
Oh, thank you, thank you, Smoky.
Nobody I fuse with
ever wants to stay.
Ugh.
♪
Ew!
That's disgusting.
It's corruption.
Steven, be careful.
But this just happened.
Maybe I can do something.
Jasper, it's okay.
I'm here.
Rose.
I'm not Rose.
I'm Steven.
I just want to try and heal you.
Steven!
What?
Stop.
I see how you do it now, Rose.
You want gems
after they're worthless.
You wait
until after they've lost.
Because when
you're at the bottom,
you'll follow anyone.
That makes you feel
like less of a failure.
Ugh.
Just look at this one.
You've stripped her
of everything...
Her limb enhancers,
her status, her dignity.
I still have
one of those things.
How can you side
with Rose Quartz?
Why?
Why protect this useless
shell of a planet?
It's not a shell.
There's so much life.
Living here...
That's what I'm doing!
I'm living here.
I've been learning new things
about myself all the time,
like how I can make metal
do my bidding.
The point being...
Earth can set you free.
Earth... is a prison.
I got out because
I'm better than this place.
It's getting worse.
I only came back
to finish you off.
Try not to move.
You can't manipulate me,
Rose Quartz.
I-I'm not manipulating.
I'm... I'm trying to help.
Help?
Help?!
I've been fighting
from the second I broke free
of the Earth's crust
because of what you did
to my colony,
because of what you did
to my planet,
because of what you did
to my diamond!
I...
Yellow Diamond?
My diamond!
Your diamond!
Pink diamond!
You're welcome.
Come here, sis.
When we get to the barn,
I'm building
a giant metal yo-yo.
Amethyst, Steven, you'll have
to catch and throw it for me.
I don't want to do anything
for, like, a month.
Uh...
Ugh.