Steven Universe (2013–…): Season 3, Episode 19 - Steven vs. Amethyst - full transcript
Steven And Amethyst compete against each other while training with Pearl.
♪ We
♪ Are the crystal
♪ Gems
♪ We'll always save the day
♪ And if you think
we can't, we'll ♪
♪ Always find a way
♪ That's why the people
♪ Of this world
♪ Believe in
♪ Garnet
♪ Amethyst
♪ And Pearl
And Steven!
We're never going to
find Jasper.
Pearl, Garnet!
We found Jasper!
What?!
We beat her!
Oh, my gosh!
Are you all right?!
What happened?!
She showed up
with those big snow monsters,
so we fought those.
But then things got really
scary, so Connie and I fused!
Stevonnie got to ride lion
and we chased Jasper away!
All your training...
you did so well!
We're so proud of you.
Wait.
Where's Amethyst?
Yo.
Amethyst?
You reformed.
I'm fine.
I hope you're ready for
your weekly training, Steven!
I'm ready...
on the weekly!
You've had one victory,
but there are more fights
to come now that Jasper's...
Now that Jasper's...
Jasper's back!
Let's work hard!
Hey, Amethyst.
Yo.
You want to come watch me train?
Can't.
I'm busy making egg salad.
Come on, it'll be fun!
Mm...
You'll get to see me
earn Pearl points.
What are Pearl points?
I'm glad you asked!
Pearl points are awarded
for punctuality,
perseverance, and positivity.
We may be smaller, weaker,
and less gifted
than our opponents,
but with these "P" s,
we have the keys to success.
And...
to the Pearl prize pouch!
Ha!
P-amazing
Thank you.
There's some P-great stuff
in that pouch.
Last week, I got these!
I don't even need glasses,
so it's funny!
Really, Amethyst,
the positive reinforcement
has been doing wonders.
I want in.
On the glasses?
On the training.
Really?
You, Amethyst?
Yeah.
You know, for fun.
All right!
Yeah, yeah.
You're welcome.
Well, then,
let the training begin!
Your first test will be speed.
To aid your training,
I will be utilizing
my holograms.
Welcome to Holo-Pearl version
2.000001.
I've modified them
to accommodate
less lethal training.
The sharpest weapon is the mind.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
The Holo-Pearl will serve
as a checkpoint
at the edge of the arena.
Mark your lap
with a Holo-Pearl high five.
High five accepted!
Two laps, two fives.
One pearl point to the winner!
Got it!
Yerp.
Okay then, on your marks.
Ready...
steady...
go!
High five accepted!
Huh?
High five accepted!
Give me digits, Amethyst!
High five accepted!
One point for Steven already!
Good thinking, Amethyst.
Going easy on him
will build his confidence!
What can I say,
I'm a natural at going easy.
Your next test is agility.
Dodge the spears
the best you can.
Agh!
Defeat accepted!
Whoa.
Victory, victory!
Don't go too easy on him.
He still needs a challenge.
And now, for your final test,
an all-out battle.
This is the ultimate
determination of your skills!
Okay!
Ready, go!
Come and get me,
you holo-punks!
Aah!
Mm.
Stop moving so I can win!
Thanks.
Wah!
Boomerang shield!
- Defeat accepted!
- Defeat accepted!
- Defeat accepted!
- Defeat accepted!
Victory accepted!
Congratulations, Steven!
You earn the final point!
It's time for you to pick
a prize from the prize pouch!
Lonely Blade
versus Outgoing Fist.
Round 1... fight!
Flying punch!
Boomerang, boomerang,
boomerang blade!
Even my fists are dead!
Hey, Amethyst, do you want to
play "Lonely Blade" with me?
I warmed up
the controller for you.
Yeah, all right.
♪
There's a new costume
for Lonely Blade...
Blue Lonely Blade!
You should play as him!
Whatevie.
Lonely Blade versus
Lonely Blade!
My blade is the best
in all the land.
Round 1... fight!
Boomerang, blade!
Boomerang, blade!
Ugh, this is tough.
Were those bars always there?
The health bars?
Yeah.
Right, right...
Ugh!
You're doing so well!
I've been trying to master
that combo for months!
You got it in, like, one try!
Hmm.
♪
Oh, man!
There's no way I could beat you!
1,000 mirror blade!
Hyah!
My blade is
the loneliest after all.
That was crazy good, Amethyst.
Nice job!
Knock it off Steven,
I know you let me win.
What, me?
No!
I...
No.
You weren't even trying.
I'm sorry.
I just wanted you
to feel better.
Great. And now you're even
more mature than me.
Amethyst?
You're supposed to be
the rookie,
but now you're better than me
at everything.
Now I'm the worst crystal gem.
W-What?
Ugh!
You know what I mean, Steven.
Uh, not really!
I thought you guys wanted me
to be strong.
And now I am,
and you're mad at me?!
No!
I get mad at myself!
That's, ugh, the thing I do.
I get mad at myself,
and then it makes me suck
at everything I do even more!
Amethyst, you don't suck.
You do so many cool things.
You have two whips...
two whips!
And the dash thing?!
Amethyst,
you're so much better than me.
No way.
You have Rose's shield.
And Bubble!
And the floating thing!
And, ugh,
I'd just be floating all day!
Floating? I forget to use that
half the time!
And the rest of the time,
my powers aren't even
guaranteed to work!
I'm...
I'm way worse than you.
Nuh-uh. I'm the worst!
No way! I am!
I'll prove it!
I'll... I'll fight you,
and show you how bad I am!
Fine!
Let's do it!
Let the worst gem lose!
Get ready,
I'm about to lose big time!
No way!
I'm gonna get clobbered so bad
I won't know what hit me!
No holding back?
No holding back!
What?!
Ooh-wah!
Whoa!
I did not see that coming!
That was amazing!
No, it's not!
I don't do anything amazing!
You're the one who's amazing!
Whoa!
What?!
Is that new?
Because it's awesome!
No, it was an accident!
Accidents are not awesome!
Sure. Right!
Huh?
What?!
Don't save...
Whoa!
That was great!
You think that was on purpose?
Guess who remembered to floa...
Whoa!
Whoa!
Steven?
See?!
I dropped you from the sky,
but you almost just won
using a rock!
Huh! If I can't beat you,
I'm never going to beat Jasper!
You!
You can totally beat me!
You're not even trying!
I am, too!
Huh?!
I think we're both too good
at being bad fighters.
That's what you think!
What does that even mean?
I don't even know!
Ha...
What's wrong with us?!
Well, I know
what's wrong with me.
I'm not supposed to be small,
and everyone's always acting
like there's no problem.
"You can be anything
you want to be."
No, I can't!
I can't even be the one thing
I'm supposed to be, ya know?
Of course I do.
I'm not rose quartz.
Oh, no.
Oh, Steven.
Why do you think
I've been working so hard?
Well, it's paying off.
I sure hope so!
Thanks, Steven.
Aah!
What did you two do?
You've ruined the ruins!
Whoops.
I don't think we're gonna see
that prize pouch for a while.
♪ If I could
♪ Begin to do
♪ Something that does
right by you ♪
♪ I would do about anything
♪ I would even learn
how to love ♪
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
♪ Are the crystal
♪ Gems
♪ We'll always save the day
♪ And if you think
we can't, we'll ♪
♪ Always find a way
♪ That's why the people
♪ Of this world
♪ Believe in
♪ Garnet
♪ Amethyst
♪ And Pearl
And Steven!
We're never going to
find Jasper.
Pearl, Garnet!
We found Jasper!
What?!
We beat her!
Oh, my gosh!
Are you all right?!
What happened?!
She showed up
with those big snow monsters,
so we fought those.
But then things got really
scary, so Connie and I fused!
Stevonnie got to ride lion
and we chased Jasper away!
All your training...
you did so well!
We're so proud of you.
Wait.
Where's Amethyst?
Yo.
Amethyst?
You reformed.
I'm fine.
I hope you're ready for
your weekly training, Steven!
I'm ready...
on the weekly!
You've had one victory,
but there are more fights
to come now that Jasper's...
Now that Jasper's...
Jasper's back!
Let's work hard!
Hey, Amethyst.
Yo.
You want to come watch me train?
Can't.
I'm busy making egg salad.
Come on, it'll be fun!
Mm...
You'll get to see me
earn Pearl points.
What are Pearl points?
I'm glad you asked!
Pearl points are awarded
for punctuality,
perseverance, and positivity.
We may be smaller, weaker,
and less gifted
than our opponents,
but with these "P" s,
we have the keys to success.
And...
to the Pearl prize pouch!
Ha!
P-amazing
Thank you.
There's some P-great stuff
in that pouch.
Last week, I got these!
I don't even need glasses,
so it's funny!
Really, Amethyst,
the positive reinforcement
has been doing wonders.
I want in.
On the glasses?
On the training.
Really?
You, Amethyst?
Yeah.
You know, for fun.
All right!
Yeah, yeah.
You're welcome.
Well, then,
let the training begin!
Your first test will be speed.
To aid your training,
I will be utilizing
my holograms.
Welcome to Holo-Pearl version
2.000001.
I've modified them
to accommodate
less lethal training.
The sharpest weapon is the mind.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
The Holo-Pearl will serve
as a checkpoint
at the edge of the arena.
Mark your lap
with a Holo-Pearl high five.
High five accepted!
Two laps, two fives.
One pearl point to the winner!
Got it!
Yerp.
Okay then, on your marks.
Ready...
steady...
go!
High five accepted!
Huh?
High five accepted!
Give me digits, Amethyst!
High five accepted!
One point for Steven already!
Good thinking, Amethyst.
Going easy on him
will build his confidence!
What can I say,
I'm a natural at going easy.
Your next test is agility.
Dodge the spears
the best you can.
Agh!
Defeat accepted!
Whoa.
Victory, victory!
Don't go too easy on him.
He still needs a challenge.
And now, for your final test,
an all-out battle.
This is the ultimate
determination of your skills!
Okay!
Ready, go!
Come and get me,
you holo-punks!
Aah!
Mm.
Stop moving so I can win!
Thanks.
Wah!
Boomerang shield!
- Defeat accepted!
- Defeat accepted!
- Defeat accepted!
- Defeat accepted!
Victory accepted!
Congratulations, Steven!
You earn the final point!
It's time for you to pick
a prize from the prize pouch!
Lonely Blade
versus Outgoing Fist.
Round 1... fight!
Flying punch!
Boomerang, boomerang,
boomerang blade!
Even my fists are dead!
Hey, Amethyst, do you want to
play "Lonely Blade" with me?
I warmed up
the controller for you.
Yeah, all right.
♪
There's a new costume
for Lonely Blade...
Blue Lonely Blade!
You should play as him!
Whatevie.
Lonely Blade versus
Lonely Blade!
My blade is the best
in all the land.
Round 1... fight!
Boomerang, blade!
Boomerang, blade!
Ugh, this is tough.
Were those bars always there?
The health bars?
Yeah.
Right, right...
Ugh!
You're doing so well!
I've been trying to master
that combo for months!
You got it in, like, one try!
Hmm.
♪
Oh, man!
There's no way I could beat you!
1,000 mirror blade!
Hyah!
My blade is
the loneliest after all.
That was crazy good, Amethyst.
Nice job!
Knock it off Steven,
I know you let me win.
What, me?
No!
I...
No.
You weren't even trying.
I'm sorry.
I just wanted you
to feel better.
Great. And now you're even
more mature than me.
Amethyst?
You're supposed to be
the rookie,
but now you're better than me
at everything.
Now I'm the worst crystal gem.
W-What?
Ugh!
You know what I mean, Steven.
Uh, not really!
I thought you guys wanted me
to be strong.
And now I am,
and you're mad at me?!
No!
I get mad at myself!
That's, ugh, the thing I do.
I get mad at myself,
and then it makes me suck
at everything I do even more!
Amethyst, you don't suck.
You do so many cool things.
You have two whips...
two whips!
And the dash thing?!
Amethyst,
you're so much better than me.
No way.
You have Rose's shield.
And Bubble!
And the floating thing!
And, ugh,
I'd just be floating all day!
Floating? I forget to use that
half the time!
And the rest of the time,
my powers aren't even
guaranteed to work!
I'm...
I'm way worse than you.
Nuh-uh. I'm the worst!
No way! I am!
I'll prove it!
I'll... I'll fight you,
and show you how bad I am!
Fine!
Let's do it!
Let the worst gem lose!
Get ready,
I'm about to lose big time!
No way!
I'm gonna get clobbered so bad
I won't know what hit me!
No holding back?
No holding back!
What?!
Ooh-wah!
Whoa!
I did not see that coming!
That was amazing!
No, it's not!
I don't do anything amazing!
You're the one who's amazing!
Whoa!
What?!
Is that new?
Because it's awesome!
No, it was an accident!
Accidents are not awesome!
Sure. Right!
Huh?
What?!
Don't save...
Whoa!
That was great!
You think that was on purpose?
Guess who remembered to floa...
Whoa!
Whoa!
Steven?
See?!
I dropped you from the sky,
but you almost just won
using a rock!
Huh! If I can't beat you,
I'm never going to beat Jasper!
You!
You can totally beat me!
You're not even trying!
I am, too!
Huh?!
I think we're both too good
at being bad fighters.
That's what you think!
What does that even mean?
I don't even know!
Ha...
What's wrong with us?!
Well, I know
what's wrong with me.
I'm not supposed to be small,
and everyone's always acting
like there's no problem.
"You can be anything
you want to be."
No, I can't!
I can't even be the one thing
I'm supposed to be, ya know?
Of course I do.
I'm not rose quartz.
Oh, no.
Oh, Steven.
Why do you think
I've been working so hard?
Well, it's paying off.
I sure hope so!
Thanks, Steven.
Aah!
What did you two do?
You've ruined the ruins!
Whoops.
I don't think we're gonna see
that prize pouch for a while.
♪ If I could
♪ Begin to do
♪ Something that does
right by you ♪
♪ I would do about anything
♪ I would even learn
how to love ♪
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.