Steven Universe (2013–…): Season 3, Episode 10 - The New Lars - full transcript

♪ We ♪
♪ are the crystal ♪

♪ gems ♪

♪ we'll always save the day ♪

♪ and if you think
we can't, we'll ♪

♪ always find a way ♪

♪ that's why the people ♪

♪ of this world ♪

♪ believe in ♪

♪ garnet ♪

♪ amethyst ♪

♪ and Pearl ♪



And Steven!

For your consideration...

The koala, a marsupial
from the forests of Australia,

and the sloth, hailing from
the forests of south America.

Who should be crowned the king

of the "hanging around,
doing nothing" mammals?

I think sloths eat poop.

Gross.

Well, that's definitely
going to affect the rankings.

Eating poop would be
better than this.

Just let him do his thing.

So glad I don't have to
deal with this tomorrow.

Oh, yeah, they're closing shop

to get those gulls
out of the vents.



Any plans?
Nah.

Would you... Want to
come by my place?

I know it's kind of been awhile,

but we could get some food,
watch some movies.

Nah. Sounds boring.

I'll see if buck
wants to do stuff.

Well, I hope you guys
have fun together.

Yeah. We will.

Hey, Steven?
You're staring a little bit.

No, I'm not.

Hey, Lars?

Why didn't you want to
hang out with Sadie?

I see her at work.

Why do I need to see her
on my day off?

But aren't you going to
get married, and have kids,

and name one of them
after his uncle Steven?

Oh, let me think... No.

Me and Sadie
aren't getting married.

We aren't even dating.

And if she thinks we are,
that's her problem.

You're lying.

I know how you feel about Sadie.

You don't know what you're
talking about, so butt out!

Go annoy someone else.
You little weirdo.

Why can't you just admit
you love her?!

Lars.

Lars?

You don't need to be
such a jerk all the time.

I wish I could just show you.
Aah!

Aah! Huh?

Wha? Whoa.
Wait a minute.

This isn't the temple.

This isn't my voice.

Whoa... I'm Lars?

Ooh!

I'm naked!

I must've jumped into
Lars' mind.

I guess while I'm in here,

I'd better do my best to respect
Lars' body, and his privacy.

No. We can do this, Dante.
We have to talk to him.

Hi, there.

Oh, there's our boy.
How are you feeling?

Uh... Taller?

Here you go. Oh, it's good to
see you this morning, laramie.

Who's laramie?

I mean... Lars.

Now, Lars, we know school
is a touchy subject,

but we need to talk about this.

"F-f-f-f-f-f-b-d-f."

That doesn't spell anything.

Please, Lars.
We let you move into the attic,

and your grades
are still below average.

All we're asking from you is...

A little effort.

Wow. You guys seem so nice.

I'm sure I don't want to
let either of you down.

I, Lars, promise to go out

and do my very best
at being your son.

Wow.
He didn't even swear.

And he's wearing
the plugs I got him.

I'm Lars.

I'm Lars, I'm Lars, I'm Lars!

Hey, onion?
Look. I'm Lars.

♪ I'm Lars for the day ♪

Hey, it's buck and sour cream.

Hi, guys.

Whatcha doing?
Hanging out?

Yeah.
That's cool.

Would you say you hang out
more like koalas or sloths?

I'm asking for Steven.

I like that kid.

Yeah, he's the best.

Tell Steven we're more like
sleeping tigers.

Okay.
Then I'll be a panther.

[ Growls ]

[ Chuckles ]

Oh. Hey, Lars.

Hi, Jenny.

Ugh. Dad made me work
this morning.

Now I stink like pizza and fish.

You don't stink.

Lars? What a nice thing
to say.

I can say way nicer stuff.

Like you're really cool
and pretty and fun to be around.

[ Laughs ]

Lars, this is so unlike you.

I see what's going on here.

Huh?

This isn't the Lars we know.

Maybe Lars is actually...

A good guy who likes
making people feel good.

Yep. You got me.

That's the kind of vibe
I want on our dance crew.

Lars is going to be psyched!

Buck is pleased.

Can he dance, though?

Can I?

[ Humming ]

Whoa! Lars got moves!

Whoo.

We going to a dance competition,
and we need you.

Come with us.

[ Gasps ]

Oh. Sorry. I can't.

There's someone
who needs me more.

[ Buzzer ]

Okay, okay, geez.
Hold your horses.

Still want to hang out?

Well, if it ain't
the human boomerang...

Always coming back to me?

Look, sorry.

I was going to watch a movie,
if... if you wanna?

I don't... I don't know.

N-nothing fancy.

I don't need anything fancy.

Just get in here.

Are those hearts in your ears?

There's a bunch of stuff
down there you probably

haven't seen yet.

Take your pick.

"Night terrors,"
"enjoy the violence,"

"critter crematorium,"
"the organ pickler, part 7"?

I keep telling you,
that's the good one.

How about this?
"Fangs of love."

I think I'd rather
have my organs pickled.

And you love me?
Even like this?

I dooooooooo!

Didn't I try to warn you?

[ Crying ]

They just wanted...
To be together.

[ Sobbing ]

Hey? What is with you
tonight, huh?

What do you mean?

[ Blows nose ]

[ Sniffles ]

Look, it's like yesterday
I asked if you wanted

to come over,
but you made a big deal,

saying no in front of Steven,
and now you're here?

It's just, it's getting to
be kind of a roller coaster,

isn't it?

Roller coasters are fun.

It's like
you're one way in private

and a different way in public.

You act like I don't know you
don't want to be seen with me,

but I do know.

I'm not stupid.

Don't be sad.

It's just, I need to know.

How do you really feel about me?

Isn't it obvious?

I love you.

Ugh!
What are you doing?!

Finally telling you.

Nuh!
Are you kidding me?!

All right, I get it.
I see how it is.

Some cute little heart gauges,
some dumb, fluffy movie,

that's enough for Sadie.
Right, Lars?

Uh, d... i-i-i just wanted
to fix everything.

Get out!

Stop. You're hurting me!

Good!
You don't understand!

I understand enough!

You're only my friend
when it's convenient for you.

Just get out of my life!

[ Gasps ]

I'm not Lars!

What?!

I'm... Steven.

I just woke up this morning
with my mind in Lars' body.

Ugh! I didn't mean to hurt
your feelings like this.

I'm sorry.

Okay.
Maybe you are Steven.

Lars would never
apologize to me.

Wait. So does this mean
Lars' mind is inside your body?

I don't know.

You don't know?

Maybe we should check?

Ya think?

At least we got second place.

[ Both panting ]

Hey, look, it's Lars
and doughnut girl.

It seems like Lars is
really turning a corner.

Oh, speak of the devil.

Where's he going?
Who's that girl?

Let's follow him and find out.

Oh, Martha!

It's locked.

[ Grunts ]

Hyah!

Why are they breaking
into Steven's house?

Our Lars...
A burglar.

Now, now, you know we've
been ready for this day.

[ Both panting ]

There you are.
How do you switch back?

This looks weird,
but don't jump to conclusions.

♪

Come on, wake up!

Aah!

Guhhh...
Oh!

What's going on?

Mnh. Huh? Sadie?

How did I get here?

What are all you doing here?

Lars, don't get mad.

Huh?!

But Steven really
didn't mean to...

You. What did you do?!

I spent the day with
my mind in your body.

[ Gasps ]

Unh! Aah!

Whoa. Where's your chill?

Buck is no longer pleased.

I'm so sorry.

He wasn't like this
this morning.

I was acting weird all day
and you all just liked it?

Please don't make a scene,
laramie.

Mnh!

Daah!

♪

[ Doorbell chimes ]

Hey, Lars?

Um... I'm really, really
sorry about yesterday.

I got you a card.
It's got a koala and a sloth.

I hope I didn't ruin
your friendship with Sadie.

With Sadie?
Oh, what did you say to her?

I said you loved her.

[ Thud! ]

A-and what did she say?

She thought you'd only say
something like that to hurt her.

Yeah.
I guess she's right.

Maybe that's why everyone
liked the you me

better than the real me.

Not everyone.

Uh, hey.

Hey!

Weird day yesterday, huh?

Ugh. Every day
in beach city is weird.

That's why I hate it here.

It's good to see the real you.

Yeah? Uh, uh,
you should come over later,

you know, bring a movie
to watch or something.

Okay.

Awesome.