Steven Universe (2013–…): Season 1, Episode 8 - Serious Steven - full transcript
Steven tries to prove himself to be a worthy Crystal Gem to Garnet while they navigate their way out of an ancient gem maze.
♪ We are the Crystal Gems ♪
♪ we'll always save the day ♪
♪ and if you think we can't ♪
♪ we'll always find a way ♪
♪ that's why the people ♪
♪ of this world ♪
- # believe in... #
- # Garnet #
- # Amethyst #
- # and Pearl #
♪ And Steven! ♪
1x08 - "Serious Steven"
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
Pay attention, Steven.
This is going to be your first
- serious mission. You need to be ready.
- Yes. I'm ready.
- I'm so ready!
- Steven, come on.
You're going to make yourself sick.
- Why did you bring that?
- I don't know. I was excited
- and it's mine and I like it. Wha...
- Steven, get back here!
You could get seriously...
hurt.
- Steven, are you ...
- I'm fine. I'm good.
I'm just gooey. Mmm.
Aah, they're in my eyes!
They're just
butterflies, Steven.
Well, they looked a lot bigger
- when they were on my eyeballs.
- Steven, you're a riot.
I'm suddenly having second
thoughts about bringing
- Steven on this one.
- Shh. Just look at him.
Now, let's go recover the gemstone.
Unbelievable. This
was once a gem battlefield.
Now it's wild strawberries as far as the
eye can see. Oh, that's what I love
about the Earth. Maybe this will
be a light mission after all.
Oh!
Maybe not.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Steven's the best!
Steven's the best!
- Why, thank you, temple.
- You're a doof.
Hey. What's this thing?
- It's like a cool floaty triangle thing.
- W-whatever it is,
you probably shouldn't touch it.
Steven!
What have we told you
- about touching magical things?
- Definitely always... never do it.
Whoa!
Looks like we're gonna have to split up.
Right. Steven
and I will stay right
here where it seems to
be safe while you guys go
- and solve the mystery of this place.
- Wait. I want to help
- solve the mystery.
- Yeah. Come on, Steven.
- Let's solve the mystery.
- Yeah! Mystery solvers!
Nope.
No, no, no, no, no.
You two are a disaster
waiting to happen.
- Steven goes with me.
- Really? Awesome!
But remember ...
this is a serious mission.
Understood. Serious Steven...
Pearl, can you put me down?
- What? Oh, yes. Of course.
- I need to be standing,
or else it doesn't work.
Serious Steven... activate!
- But this could be the teacups all over again.
- Hey! I've put that behind me.
♪ Well, we're on a magic treasure hunt ♪
♪ for some magic treasure junk ♪
♪ something, something,
magic something ♪
Huh?
- We need to stay on the glowing panels.
- Right.
Serious Steven... go!
Oh, yeah!
Uh... whoa.
Steven!
Whoo-hoo!
That was...
uh, seriously dangerous.
Thank you, Garnet.
We can take
a break if you're not
- feeling well, Steven.
- Huh? Oh, no.
- I-I'm okay. Let's keep going.
- All right, but be careful.
You might trigger
a trap with that gun show.
Right. I'll put these
babies away and use my minds.
Maybe there's a clue hidden in these
ancient drawings. It looks like...
there's lots of triangles hidden
somewhere in this room.
Run!
- Oh, my ukulele!
- Steven!
Now is probably not the best
time for that.
Oh. Uh ... uh, right.
- Now, that was a pretty close one.
- Yeah.
That was a pretty... close... one.
Uh...
Get ready, Steven.
This is gonna be intense.
- Get ready, Steven. This is gonna be intense.
- I'm ready!
I misunderstood the point of this ride.
- This is fun, Steven.
- I think...
- I need to get off this ride now.
- Steven, no!
Steven, you are
banned from all the rides forever!
- Whoa. We made it?
- I carried you while
- you took a nap.
- B-but... nap?!
- We're back where we started.
- What?!
Garnet, there you are!
The doors and rooms here make no sense.
They all bring you back here.
- Get me out of here!
- There are 16 doors, and we entered from
the Northeast and went through three
consecutive rooms in a straight line...
- Ow!
- ...but arrived back here out
the Southernmost door,
which can only mean ...
w-well, I don't know what it means. I ...
- this is a death trap!
- What ... what do we do?
We go back in again
and again... and again...
and again.
I can't!
- Steven.
- It's okay.
No. No, it's not.
You were all right about me.
I wanted to do this so bad, but
now I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
- This is just like the teacups!
- Oh, Steven. I didn't really mean that.
Wait!
Ah! Wait, you guys!
What if this is just like the teacups?
That's why we're getting so lost.
That's why I'm feeling so sick.
All the rooms are spinning
us around so we end up here.
Whoa!
This is unbelievable.
This gem-powered mechanism ...
it's manipulating the rooms above.
Every room we entered
spun us until we came back
to the central chamber. It's just
like the teacup ride at funland.
- Steven already figured that out.
- Oh.
Garnet, I need to get off the ride now.
Serious Steven... go!
Whoa!
Huh?
- Ah!
- Huh?
Steven? Steven!
Where is he?
- Oh, he's over here.
- The gem.
- I'd say you handled that adventure very well.
- Yeah.
- Nice job, Serious Steven.
- I prefer regular Steven.
Hey! My ukulele.
♪ Oh, that's the end of another day ♪
♪ it was mighty serious,
I'd have to say ♪
♪ the Crystal Gems looked really cool ♪
♪ when they made the temple explode ♪
They're in my eyes again!
♪ we'll always save the day ♪
♪ and if you think we can't ♪
♪ we'll always find a way ♪
♪ that's why the people ♪
♪ of this world ♪
- # believe in... #
- # Garnet #
- # Amethyst #
- # and Pearl #
♪ And Steven! ♪
1x08 - "Serious Steven"
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
Pay attention, Steven.
This is going to be your first
- serious mission. You need to be ready.
- Yes. I'm ready.
- I'm so ready!
- Steven, come on.
You're going to make yourself sick.
- Why did you bring that?
- I don't know. I was excited
- and it's mine and I like it. Wha...
- Steven, get back here!
You could get seriously...
hurt.
- Steven, are you ...
- I'm fine. I'm good.
I'm just gooey. Mmm.
Aah, they're in my eyes!
They're just
butterflies, Steven.
Well, they looked a lot bigger
- when they were on my eyeballs.
- Steven, you're a riot.
I'm suddenly having second
thoughts about bringing
- Steven on this one.
- Shh. Just look at him.
Now, let's go recover the gemstone.
Unbelievable. This
was once a gem battlefield.
Now it's wild strawberries as far as the
eye can see. Oh, that's what I love
about the Earth. Maybe this will
be a light mission after all.
Oh!
Maybe not.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Steven's the best!
Steven's the best!
- Why, thank you, temple.
- You're a doof.
Hey. What's this thing?
- It's like a cool floaty triangle thing.
- W-whatever it is,
you probably shouldn't touch it.
Steven!
What have we told you
- about touching magical things?
- Definitely always... never do it.
Whoa!
Looks like we're gonna have to split up.
Right. Steven
and I will stay right
here where it seems to
be safe while you guys go
- and solve the mystery of this place.
- Wait. I want to help
- solve the mystery.
- Yeah. Come on, Steven.
- Let's solve the mystery.
- Yeah! Mystery solvers!
Nope.
No, no, no, no, no.
You two are a disaster
waiting to happen.
- Steven goes with me.
- Really? Awesome!
But remember ...
this is a serious mission.
Understood. Serious Steven...
Pearl, can you put me down?
- What? Oh, yes. Of course.
- I need to be standing,
or else it doesn't work.
Serious Steven... activate!
- But this could be the teacups all over again.
- Hey! I've put that behind me.
♪ Well, we're on a magic treasure hunt ♪
♪ for some magic treasure junk ♪
♪ something, something,
magic something ♪
Huh?
- We need to stay on the glowing panels.
- Right.
Serious Steven... go!
Oh, yeah!
Uh... whoa.
Steven!
Whoo-hoo!
That was...
uh, seriously dangerous.
Thank you, Garnet.
We can take
a break if you're not
- feeling well, Steven.
- Huh? Oh, no.
- I-I'm okay. Let's keep going.
- All right, but be careful.
You might trigger
a trap with that gun show.
Right. I'll put these
babies away and use my minds.
Maybe there's a clue hidden in these
ancient drawings. It looks like...
there's lots of triangles hidden
somewhere in this room.
Run!
- Oh, my ukulele!
- Steven!
Now is probably not the best
time for that.
Oh. Uh ... uh, right.
- Now, that was a pretty close one.
- Yeah.
That was a pretty... close... one.
Uh...
Get ready, Steven.
This is gonna be intense.
- Get ready, Steven. This is gonna be intense.
- I'm ready!
I misunderstood the point of this ride.
- This is fun, Steven.
- I think...
- I need to get off this ride now.
- Steven, no!
Steven, you are
banned from all the rides forever!
- Whoa. We made it?
- I carried you while
- you took a nap.
- B-but... nap?!
- We're back where we started.
- What?!
Garnet, there you are!
The doors and rooms here make no sense.
They all bring you back here.
- Get me out of here!
- There are 16 doors, and we entered from
the Northeast and went through three
consecutive rooms in a straight line...
- Ow!
- ...but arrived back here out
the Southernmost door,
which can only mean ...
w-well, I don't know what it means. I ...
- this is a death trap!
- What ... what do we do?
We go back in again
and again... and again...
and again.
I can't!
- Steven.
- It's okay.
No. No, it's not.
You were all right about me.
I wanted to do this so bad, but
now I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
- This is just like the teacups!
- Oh, Steven. I didn't really mean that.
Wait!
Ah! Wait, you guys!
What if this is just like the teacups?
That's why we're getting so lost.
That's why I'm feeling so sick.
All the rooms are spinning
us around so we end up here.
Whoa!
This is unbelievable.
This gem-powered mechanism ...
it's manipulating the rooms above.
Every room we entered
spun us until we came back
to the central chamber. It's just
like the teacup ride at funland.
- Steven already figured that out.
- Oh.
Garnet, I need to get off the ride now.
Serious Steven... go!
Whoa!
Huh?
- Ah!
- Huh?
Steven? Steven!
Where is he?
- Oh, he's over here.
- The gem.
- I'd say you handled that adventure very well.
- Yeah.
- Nice job, Serious Steven.
- I prefer regular Steven.
Hey! My ukulele.
♪ Oh, that's the end of another day ♪
♪ it was mighty serious,
I'd have to say ♪
♪ the Crystal Gems looked really cool ♪
♪ when they made the temple explode ♪
They're in my eyes again!