Steven Universe (2013–…): Season 1, Episode 5 - Frybo - full transcript
Steven tries to help a friend get out of an annoying job.
♪ We are the Crystal Gems ♪
♪ we'll always save the day ♪
♪ and if you think we can't ♪
♪ we'll always find a way ♪
♪ that's why the people
of this world ♪
- # believe in... #
- # Garnet #
- # Amethyst #
- # and Pearl #
♪ And Steven! ♪
1x05 - "Frybo"
Where are you?
- You're a mess, Steven.
- I know I had eight.
Hey, Steven, have you
seen a gem shard anywhere?
- It's very important.
- No.
Have you seen my pants?
They're also very important.
I'm serious, Steven.
These shards have a powerful
partial consciousness that has
been harnessed by gems
throughout history
in order top create...
They weren't in the kitchen, either.
Under the bed!
No, wait.
I looked there, too.
And then Pearl walked in...
Pearl!
...waned as the shards...
Oh, geez.
She's really explaining
something.
I can't just start
listening now. I'd be lost.
Just like my pants.
...could become a monster.
That's why it's very, very important
that it's kept away
from any kind of garment.
If you see it, bring it to me
right away.
- I'm going to check in town.
- For my pants?!
I guess I'll keep looking here.
That's unusual!
Come on!
We used to be friends!
We used to go everywhere together!
Whoo!
Got you now, pants!
Hyah!
I wear the pants in this relationship.
What's gotten into you?
Hmm?
Oh!
It's a... thingy.
Is this Pearl's shard thingy?
Whoa!
Ha! Now who's smart?
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Stop! Oh.
Thanks.
I got to get you to Pearl.
Hey, Pearl! Pearl!
She must still be looking for my pants.
Please help me!
No! Get them away!
I'm not fries!
Ah, where's your face, Frybo?
Being part of the Fryman family
means you got to sell fries.
And be my son, which you are.
So, you're already
halfway there. Keep at it, Frybo.
- I'm Pete... y.
- Hi, Petey!
When I told my Dad I wanted
to be part of the Fryman family
business, I didn't think it
meant being stuck in a sweaty
old costume.
Things used to be different, Steven.
Nothing to worry about back then
except making myself
dizzy on the old seahorse
- ride at funland.
- Oh, Frybo, you're hilarious.
I wish there was a way for
this costume to do its job
without me in it.
Maybe it can, Petey.
Maybe it can.
Wait! I have another idea.
Mnh! Mnh!
Shoo, shoo!
Whoa.
- Stop!
- Unbelievable!
- Get up!
- Do a little dance.
Whoa! All right!
Well, it's about ti...
I mean, good job, buddy!
That's what I'm talking about, Frybo.
Keep it up!
Eee! I'm free!
You got the job, Frybo!
Let's shake on it.
Br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br!
- He's got jokes!
- Okay. No more shaking.
Put me down!
Just go make people eat fries.
Ha ha ha!
Let's go be kids!
This seahorse
used to make me so happy.
Now it's just giving me whiplash.
I feel like there's just no point to it.
- You know what I mean?
- I-I-I just feel
tingl-y-y-y-y-y!
You'll understand when you have a job.
I do have a job.
I protect humanity from magic
- and monsters and stuff.
- I mean a real job that you
- get paid for.
- I'm paid in the smiles
- across the town's faces.
- I don't see anyone smiling.
You pick up a job to buy a
house or raise kids or to...
impress your dad.
You work away your life, and
- what does it get you?
- Smiles and faces?
No. You get cash ...
cash that can't buy back
what the job takes...
Not if you rode every seahorse
in the world.
Whoa.
Wanna try the jellyfish?
That came from the fry shop!
Whoa!
We didn't tell him to do that!
Did we tell him to do that?!
Please!
No more fries!
Frybo, stop!
- I don't even like fries!
- Why isn't he listening?!
- I don't know!
- Petey!
Where's all this coming from?
Aw, I get it.
I pushed you too hard.
I thought you wanted to be as
good a Fryman as you could be.
You're a tough kid for putting
up with it as long as you did.
The truth is, you're a valued
member of Fryman Brothers,
Incorporated, and all its affiliates!
D-a-a-ad!
No!
He'll mash your potatoes!
- What are you gonna do?!
- My job!
Whoa!
Ohh!
Steven!
Did you put my missing
shard in that fry costume?
- Yes!
- Didn't you hear what I
said about the living armor and
infantries and many,
- many deaths?!
- No!
Oh, Steven...
Pearl!
Ugh! The ketchup!
It's everywhere.
- I can't see.
- Shards.
- Need!
- Wha...?
- Steven?
- Dad!
Go away!
- Petey?
- You are awful!
I hate you!
I've always hated you!
Wait.
You've always hated Frybo?
- Steven!
- Where?
Your move... Frybo.
Attack!
I didn't want to do
this, but you leave me no choice.
Underwear ... go!
Steven, are you all right?
- Fine.
- I'm okay.
As soon as I bared my
butt, I knew he'd crack.
You were great, Frybo.
Kids today just didn't understand.
And now...
they never will.
Weren't people scared
of it before he attacked them?
- Shh!
- It's time... to send him off.
As greasy in death as he
- was in life.
- Dad, um... I'll...
are you going to get another costume?
No, I don't need another Frybo.
I've got the Fryman.
Pearl, I think our
work here is done.
Put your clothes on, Steven.
♪ we'll always save the day ♪
♪ and if you think we can't ♪
♪ we'll always find a way ♪
♪ that's why the people
of this world ♪
- # believe in... #
- # Garnet #
- # Amethyst #
- # and Pearl #
♪ And Steven! ♪
1x05 - "Frybo"
Where are you?
- You're a mess, Steven.
- I know I had eight.
Hey, Steven, have you
seen a gem shard anywhere?
- It's very important.
- No.
Have you seen my pants?
They're also very important.
I'm serious, Steven.
These shards have a powerful
partial consciousness that has
been harnessed by gems
throughout history
in order top create...
They weren't in the kitchen, either.
Under the bed!
No, wait.
I looked there, too.
And then Pearl walked in...
Pearl!
...waned as the shards...
Oh, geez.
She's really explaining
something.
I can't just start
listening now. I'd be lost.
Just like my pants.
...could become a monster.
That's why it's very, very important
that it's kept away
from any kind of garment.
If you see it, bring it to me
right away.
- I'm going to check in town.
- For my pants?!
I guess I'll keep looking here.
That's unusual!
Come on!
We used to be friends!
We used to go everywhere together!
Whoo!
Got you now, pants!
Hyah!
I wear the pants in this relationship.
What's gotten into you?
Hmm?
Oh!
It's a... thingy.
Is this Pearl's shard thingy?
Whoa!
Ha! Now who's smart?
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Stop! Oh.
Thanks.
I got to get you to Pearl.
Hey, Pearl! Pearl!
She must still be looking for my pants.
Please help me!
No! Get them away!
I'm not fries!
Ah, where's your face, Frybo?
Being part of the Fryman family
means you got to sell fries.
And be my son, which you are.
So, you're already
halfway there. Keep at it, Frybo.
- I'm Pete... y.
- Hi, Petey!
When I told my Dad I wanted
to be part of the Fryman family
business, I didn't think it
meant being stuck in a sweaty
old costume.
Things used to be different, Steven.
Nothing to worry about back then
except making myself
dizzy on the old seahorse
- ride at funland.
- Oh, Frybo, you're hilarious.
I wish there was a way for
this costume to do its job
without me in it.
Maybe it can, Petey.
Maybe it can.
Wait! I have another idea.
Mnh! Mnh!
Shoo, shoo!
Whoa.
- Stop!
- Unbelievable!
- Get up!
- Do a little dance.
Whoa! All right!
Well, it's about ti...
I mean, good job, buddy!
That's what I'm talking about, Frybo.
Keep it up!
Eee! I'm free!
You got the job, Frybo!
Let's shake on it.
Br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br!
- He's got jokes!
- Okay. No more shaking.
Put me down!
Just go make people eat fries.
Ha ha ha!
Let's go be kids!
This seahorse
used to make me so happy.
Now it's just giving me whiplash.
I feel like there's just no point to it.
- You know what I mean?
- I-I-I just feel
tingl-y-y-y-y-y!
You'll understand when you have a job.
I do have a job.
I protect humanity from magic
- and monsters and stuff.
- I mean a real job that you
- get paid for.
- I'm paid in the smiles
- across the town's faces.
- I don't see anyone smiling.
You pick up a job to buy a
house or raise kids or to...
impress your dad.
You work away your life, and
- what does it get you?
- Smiles and faces?
No. You get cash ...
cash that can't buy back
what the job takes...
Not if you rode every seahorse
in the world.
Whoa.
Wanna try the jellyfish?
That came from the fry shop!
Whoa!
We didn't tell him to do that!
Did we tell him to do that?!
Please!
No more fries!
Frybo, stop!
- I don't even like fries!
- Why isn't he listening?!
- I don't know!
- Petey!
Where's all this coming from?
Aw, I get it.
I pushed you too hard.
I thought you wanted to be as
good a Fryman as you could be.
You're a tough kid for putting
up with it as long as you did.
The truth is, you're a valued
member of Fryman Brothers,
Incorporated, and all its affiliates!
D-a-a-ad!
No!
He'll mash your potatoes!
- What are you gonna do?!
- My job!
Whoa!
Ohh!
Steven!
Did you put my missing
shard in that fry costume?
- Yes!
- Didn't you hear what I
said about the living armor and
infantries and many,
- many deaths?!
- No!
Oh, Steven...
Pearl!
Ugh! The ketchup!
It's everywhere.
- I can't see.
- Shards.
- Need!
- Wha...?
- Steven?
- Dad!
Go away!
- Petey?
- You are awful!
I hate you!
I've always hated you!
Wait.
You've always hated Frybo?
- Steven!
- Where?
Your move... Frybo.
Attack!
I didn't want to do
this, but you leave me no choice.
Underwear ... go!
Steven, are you all right?
- Fine.
- I'm okay.
As soon as I bared my
butt, I knew he'd crack.
You were great, Frybo.
Kids today just didn't understand.
And now...
they never will.
Weren't people scared
of it before he attacked them?
- Shh!
- It's time... to send him off.
As greasy in death as he
- was in life.
- Dad, um... I'll...
are you going to get another costume?
No, I don't need another Frybo.
I've got the Fryman.
Pearl, I think our
work here is done.
Put your clothes on, Steven.