Steven Universe (2013–…): Season 1, Episode 30 - Island Adventure - full transcript
Island Adventure: Steven takes Lars and Sadie on a vacation to a magical beach to mend their friendship.
♪ We are the Crystal Gems ♪
- Are you sure it's here?
- It was.
- Do you think it swam away?
- We'll have to look.
- Whoa.
- Come on! It's time to go.
Aww. Already?
Wait, wait. Can I warp us back?
- All right.
- Yes! Hmmmmm...
...mmmm!
I did it! I'm the warp master!
- You did great.
- Good job.
St-e-e-e-even!
Amethyst, that's not funny!
- It was a little funny.
- Regardless, we need to warp back out.
- Can I warp us there?
- We're going underwater.
- And you do need air to breathe.
- Then can I tell all my friends
- I'm the warp master?
- I guess, but ...
I'm the warp master!
- That's nice, Steven.
- Steven...
- You want a doughnut?
- Chocolate jelly, please.
Wha... Huh?
Sadie?!
I, like, just got to sleep!
Now I have to start all over!
Then don't sleep at the counter!
I'm trying to work!
Why don't you not work at the
counter when I'm trying to sleep?!
- You're always doing this!
- Nobody...
Something's
having a bad effect
on their relationship
and their customer service.
- And you could get fired!
- Who cares? I'm sick of this place!
I want to go somewhere new.
- That's it! I'm the warp master!
- Yeah, Steven, I know.
I can take us on vacation ...
somewhere warm and beautiful
and magical for just
- the two of you. And me!
- It could be worth a try.
- We're here! Come on. This way!
- This is way too weird.
- I'm going home.
- No, no! Follow me! You got to see it.
- Come on, Lars. Give it a chance.
- Ugh! Fine.
But if it blows, I'm out of here.
- Welcome to paradise!
- Oh, Steven, it's beautiful here.
- It's a beach. We live on a beach!
- It's a magical beach!
Is that why my phone has no reception?
Why were you even here?
We came here to look for a
dangerous gem creature that we never found.
- Yep. I'm gone.
- Huh? Lars! Wait!
- Lars, this could actually be kind of fun!
- If I'm going to be bored out
of my mind and possibly die, I'm
gonna go to work and get paid for it.
Okay. Where is it?
- What?
- The teleporter thing! Where is it?!
- Oh, it ... it wouldn't disappear, would it?
- No, no, no.
- Well, maybe.
- What?!
It's okay!
The gems'll come save
us when they see I'm
missing... eventually.
Steven, how could you do this?!
We're stranded!
Calm down! Is this the
worst place to be stuck in?
Ugh! You calm down. I'm
gonna find better reception.
Well, I think it's amazing, Steven.
- Nothing!
- Guys, check it out!
I found these rocks
that look like pillows!
- Heh. Good job, Steven.
- My rock's too close to those other rocks.
Sadie, I don't
know what I'm doing wrong.
- Tell me about it.
- You were gonna love it here so much.
- You'd never want to leave.
- Don't worry.
Lars is just a tough nut. He
can't keep up this schtick forever.
I could do without the audio commentary!
- Good night, Sadie.
- Night, Steven.
- Any late lunch, early dinner yet?
- Uh, no luck. What about you?
Mmm...
No. But I can see why.
My bait is too adorable to eat!
Everything on this island has
such a bright, happy smile.
- Ugh! No signal over here, either.
- Hey! Uh, maybe you should
help out if you want to eat!
Grr!
Sadie! We're gonna live!
- I catch, you cook!
- You ain't the boss of me.
Whatever. I don't know.
Looks done to me.
Ooh! Who's first?
Me, me, me!
- It keeps looking at me.
- Maybe it knows it's your
- fault for getting us lost.
- Thank you.
- Mmm. Mmm, Lars, this is really good!
- Hmm?
- You can really cook!
- Heh! Fire ... nature's microwave.
Could this night get any better?!
♪ Isn't this such ♪
♪ a beautiful night? ♪
♪ whoa-oh ♪
♪ we're underneath a thousand
shining stars ♪
♪ Isn't it nice to find
yourself somewhere different? ♪
♪ whoa-oh ♪
♪ Why don't you let yourself
just be wherever you are? ♪
♪ Look at this place ♪
♪ look at your faces ♪
♪ I've never seen you
look like this before ♪
♪ isn't it nice to find
yourself somewhere different? ♪
♪ whoa-oh ♪
♪ Why don't you let yourself
just be wherever you are? ♪
♪ Look at this place ♪
♪ look at your faces ♪
♪ they're shining like a
thousand shining stars ♪
♪ isn't it nice to find
yourself somewhere different? ♪
♪ whoa-oh ♪
♪ Why don't you let yourself
just be wherever you are? ♪
♪ Why don't you let yourself
just be somewhere different? ♪
♪ whoa-oh ♪
♪ Why don't you let yourself just be ♪
♪ whoever you are? ♪
- Did you see where Lars went?
- Mm-mnh-mnh.
Hello?
Come on! Come on!
Dumb piece of junk. No bars...
No bars! No bars!
- Did that help?
- No! It's just...
- What if I never get back home?
- Oh! You're just really homesick.
Duh! What'd you think?!
No, it's okay.
We're okay!
Steven said the gems
could be coming for us any day.
And, you know, until then,
- I got your back.
- Sadie... do you ever get lonely...
even when you're around people?
♪ Why don't you let yourself just be... ♪
- Steven!
- How long have you been watching us?!
- Don't you know what privacy is?!
- People walk in
and out of my room all the time.
Ugh!
I'm gonna go start on the fire.
Hey! You don't have to go!
We're kind of on our own schedule here!
What the heck?!
It's a... gem?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- We have to get out of here!
- Steven!
- What was that thing?!
- It must be what the gems were looking for!
It never left the island
at all! It's invisible.
A big invisible thing is after us?!
I ... I ... I want to go home!
I wanna go home!
- This way!
- Okay!
- It's the warp pad!
- Lars, come on! Let's go home!
- You knew!
- Uh, guys?
It's her fault we've been trapped here!
- Wha-a-a-a-a-at?!
- Look, I panicked! I hid the warp pad!
You were just gonna leave, but
I knew how much you really
needed this! Why don't
you ever let me help you?!
Help me? Are you insane?!
You trapped me on an island
so you could come on to me!
- Ow!
- You kissed me on the mouth!
- No, I didn't!
- Guys, I want to be mad, too,
but can we do it on the warp pad?!
Lars! Oh, gosh.
Sadie!
Use your fish-murdering skills!
Go, Sadie!
Oh. Oh, I got this!
The gems are gonna be so impressed.
We captured
a gem all by ourselves!
Sadie, you were amazing!
Yeah, that was really great
how you, uh... s-saved me.
Don't read into it.
We should do this again sometime.
- Are you sure it's here?
- It was.
- Do you think it swam away?
- We'll have to look.
- Whoa.
- Come on! It's time to go.
Aww. Already?
Wait, wait. Can I warp us back?
- All right.
- Yes! Hmmmmm...
...mmmm!
I did it! I'm the warp master!
- You did great.
- Good job.
St-e-e-e-even!
Amethyst, that's not funny!
- It was a little funny.
- Regardless, we need to warp back out.
- Can I warp us there?
- We're going underwater.
- And you do need air to breathe.
- Then can I tell all my friends
- I'm the warp master?
- I guess, but ...
I'm the warp master!
- That's nice, Steven.
- Steven...
- You want a doughnut?
- Chocolate jelly, please.
Wha... Huh?
Sadie?!
I, like, just got to sleep!
Now I have to start all over!
Then don't sleep at the counter!
I'm trying to work!
Why don't you not work at the
counter when I'm trying to sleep?!
- You're always doing this!
- Nobody...
Something's
having a bad effect
on their relationship
and their customer service.
- And you could get fired!
- Who cares? I'm sick of this place!
I want to go somewhere new.
- That's it! I'm the warp master!
- Yeah, Steven, I know.
I can take us on vacation ...
somewhere warm and beautiful
and magical for just
- the two of you. And me!
- It could be worth a try.
- We're here! Come on. This way!
- This is way too weird.
- I'm going home.
- No, no! Follow me! You got to see it.
- Come on, Lars. Give it a chance.
- Ugh! Fine.
But if it blows, I'm out of here.
- Welcome to paradise!
- Oh, Steven, it's beautiful here.
- It's a beach. We live on a beach!
- It's a magical beach!
Is that why my phone has no reception?
Why were you even here?
We came here to look for a
dangerous gem creature that we never found.
- Yep. I'm gone.
- Huh? Lars! Wait!
- Lars, this could actually be kind of fun!
- If I'm going to be bored out
of my mind and possibly die, I'm
gonna go to work and get paid for it.
Okay. Where is it?
- What?
- The teleporter thing! Where is it?!
- Oh, it ... it wouldn't disappear, would it?
- No, no, no.
- Well, maybe.
- What?!
It's okay!
The gems'll come save
us when they see I'm
missing... eventually.
Steven, how could you do this?!
We're stranded!
Calm down! Is this the
worst place to be stuck in?
Ugh! You calm down. I'm
gonna find better reception.
Well, I think it's amazing, Steven.
- Nothing!
- Guys, check it out!
I found these rocks
that look like pillows!
- Heh. Good job, Steven.
- My rock's too close to those other rocks.
Sadie, I don't
know what I'm doing wrong.
- Tell me about it.
- You were gonna love it here so much.
- You'd never want to leave.
- Don't worry.
Lars is just a tough nut. He
can't keep up this schtick forever.
I could do without the audio commentary!
- Good night, Sadie.
- Night, Steven.
- Any late lunch, early dinner yet?
- Uh, no luck. What about you?
Mmm...
No. But I can see why.
My bait is too adorable to eat!
Everything on this island has
such a bright, happy smile.
- Ugh! No signal over here, either.
- Hey! Uh, maybe you should
help out if you want to eat!
Grr!
Sadie! We're gonna live!
- I catch, you cook!
- You ain't the boss of me.
Whatever. I don't know.
Looks done to me.
Ooh! Who's first?
Me, me, me!
- It keeps looking at me.
- Maybe it knows it's your
- fault for getting us lost.
- Thank you.
- Mmm. Mmm, Lars, this is really good!
- Hmm?
- You can really cook!
- Heh! Fire ... nature's microwave.
Could this night get any better?!
♪ Isn't this such ♪
♪ a beautiful night? ♪
♪ whoa-oh ♪
♪ we're underneath a thousand
shining stars ♪
♪ Isn't it nice to find
yourself somewhere different? ♪
♪ whoa-oh ♪
♪ Why don't you let yourself
just be wherever you are? ♪
♪ Look at this place ♪
♪ look at your faces ♪
♪ I've never seen you
look like this before ♪
♪ isn't it nice to find
yourself somewhere different? ♪
♪ whoa-oh ♪
♪ Why don't you let yourself
just be wherever you are? ♪
♪ Look at this place ♪
♪ look at your faces ♪
♪ they're shining like a
thousand shining stars ♪
♪ isn't it nice to find
yourself somewhere different? ♪
♪ whoa-oh ♪
♪ Why don't you let yourself
just be wherever you are? ♪
♪ Why don't you let yourself
just be somewhere different? ♪
♪ whoa-oh ♪
♪ Why don't you let yourself just be ♪
♪ whoever you are? ♪
- Did you see where Lars went?
- Mm-mnh-mnh.
Hello?
Come on! Come on!
Dumb piece of junk. No bars...
No bars! No bars!
- Did that help?
- No! It's just...
- What if I never get back home?
- Oh! You're just really homesick.
Duh! What'd you think?!
No, it's okay.
We're okay!
Steven said the gems
could be coming for us any day.
And, you know, until then,
- I got your back.
- Sadie... do you ever get lonely...
even when you're around people?
♪ Why don't you let yourself just be... ♪
- Steven!
- How long have you been watching us?!
- Don't you know what privacy is?!
- People walk in
and out of my room all the time.
Ugh!
I'm gonna go start on the fire.
Hey! You don't have to go!
We're kind of on our own schedule here!
What the heck?!
It's a... gem?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- We have to get out of here!
- Steven!
- What was that thing?!
- It must be what the gems were looking for!
It never left the island
at all! It's invisible.
A big invisible thing is after us?!
I ... I ... I want to go home!
I wanna go home!
- This way!
- Okay!
- It's the warp pad!
- Lars, come on! Let's go home!
- You knew!
- Uh, guys?
It's her fault we've been trapped here!
- Wha-a-a-a-a-at?!
- Look, I panicked! I hid the warp pad!
You were just gonna leave, but
I knew how much you really
needed this! Why don't
you ever let me help you?!
Help me? Are you insane?!
You trapped me on an island
so you could come on to me!
- Ow!
- You kissed me on the mouth!
- No, I didn't!
- Guys, I want to be mad, too,
but can we do it on the warp pad?!
Lars! Oh, gosh.
Sadie!
Use your fish-murdering skills!
Go, Sadie!
Oh. Oh, I got this!
The gems are gonna be so impressed.
We captured
a gem all by ourselves!
Sadie, you were amazing!
Yeah, that was really great
how you, uh... s-saved me.
Don't read into it.
We should do this again sometime.