Steven Universe (2013–…): Season 1, Episode 29 - Secret Team - full transcript

♪ We are the Crystal Gems ♪

♪ we'll always save the day ♪

♪ and if you think we can't ♪

♪ we'll always find a way ♪

- # that's why the people #
- # of this world #

- # believe in... #
- # Garnet #

- # Amethyst #
- # and Pearl #

♪ And Steven! ♪

1x29 - "Secret team"

♪ I bait my hook with self-pity ♪

♪ someone tell me that I'm pretty ♪



♪ fishing for compliments ♪

Cannonball!

Amethyst, did you see?
I think that was my best one!

Eh. You need to put more
"ball" in your cannon.

Is that gonna hurt?

Not if you do it like... this!

That was awesome!
I want to jump in some more puddles.

Okay. You can
try this one... or that one.

- What about this one?
- Whoa, Steven! Wait!

Only Garnet is allowed in there.

Let's do something less dangerous.
Why don't you jump off that?

Whoa. How do you
even stack your stuff that high?

It's a talent.

Do it!



Amethyst, I hope you're
ready, 'cause here I...

g-o-o-o...

Huh?
Am I in Pearl's room?

Ha!
That was crazy! Huh?

- What is she doing with a Rose Quartz bubble?
- My mom bubbled that?

Garnet's gonna be so ma...

Ah. Hmm. Hmm?
Mm...

- Busted!
- What are you doing in here?!

What are you doing in here?!

I... just wanted to see how the
shards are reacting to Rose's bubble.

- And it's none of your business.
- I think it's Garnet's business.

- Ohhhh!
- Don't tell her.

- How are you gonna stop me?
- Amethyst!

- Guys, stop fighting!
- Heathen!

- Here. Let's just put it back...
- Steven, be careful with that!

Yeah, give it to me!

- We got to get Garnet.
- No! No way!

We just freed a bunch of
mindless gem chunks, okay?!

They're gonna crawl who knows
where, all over the temple!

- When Garnet finds out, we're dead!
- She's not going to find out.

We're going to catch them ...
all of them.

You're right.
Every single one.

Back and bubble
and back in the basement!

- Like nothing ever happened.
- And then we tell Garnet?

- No!
- This has to stay a secret.

- Okay?
- Our secret... together?

If we've got a secret, we have

to do this right, which
means we got to come

up with a name for our
secret-keeping team ...

something cool, like... the Secret team!

And a Secret team needs membership cards

that we can show off to other people!

- Here.
- Fish-stew pizza?

Eh, what's a "V.I.Pizza"?

Well, if you collect enough of
them, you can get a free pizza.

But now they're the official
card of... the Secret team!

Great, Steven.
Come on. We're doing this.

- Hm!
- Secret team, move out!

- Okay.
- That looks like all of them.

- Yeah! Secret team!
- Hmm. Are you sure we didn't miss any?

- No way! We totally nailed this.
- Yeah!

If you're sure this is all
of them, then we just need

- to seal it in a Rose-Quartz bubble.
- Steven, this is all you!

- Think you can handle it?
- Yeah. I can do it.

Of course you can!
You're part of the secret club.

- Secret "team."
- Ah, yes.

- Secret team.
- Yeah, that thing.

- G-Garnet!
- Did she see you?

- I don't think so.
- Then what are you waiting for?

- Mission accomplished. Congratulations, us.
- Aww, yes.

- We're off the hook.
- All right! So, what's next?

Nothing's "next."
The mission is over.

Now everything
goes back to normal, and we never

- speak of this again.
- But what about... Secret team?

Hey, Steven! What'll it be?

Give me... the bits.

We were the best, Fryman.

- Who was the best?
- I can't tell you!

How come the best thing's
in life are things you can't tell

other people because
you'd get in big trouble?

Steven, are you in a gang?

Not these days.
But maybe I can be again.

- That kid keeps getting weirder.
- I like your hat!

I know you must be wondering
why I brought you all here.

It's 'cause I'm gettin'
the team back together!

So, here's the gig.

- I left my special hat at the big donut.
- I've never seen you wear this.

But now it's closed for the day.

So the mission is, we
break in and get it back.

And bam!
The Secret team is back on top!

- Steven, Secret team is over.
- Secret team?

- Wh-what's that?!
- Aw, come on!

We had so much fun together!

Getting along, sneaking around ...

Steven, that was not about fun.
That was about fixing

- our terrible mistake.
- Uh, your terrible mistake.

You shouldn't have had that
bubble in the first place.

It never would've popped

- if you hadn't invaded my personal space!
- Aw, come on.

- Team, team!
- Fine. You can have all the personal

space you want, 'cause I never want
to be on a team with you again!

Good! I don't
want to be on a team

- with you, either!
- Fine!

- Fine!
- Guys! Come on!

I'm here.

I have something
I want to tell you.

- Pizza.
- No! I... need to come clean.

Pearl and Amethyst popped a bubble.

We made a Secret team to cover it up

- 'cause they didn't want you to know.
- And now you're trying

- to do the right thing.
- Not really. I just want Secret team again.

I see. I know how
to handle things with them.

We'll have to form our own
Secret team to do it.

- You mean like... a Super Secret team?
- Pizza daughter.

I'll take one "pizza posse" card.

Garnet!

- What's the deal?
- Steven!

- What's this all about, Garnet?
- I know all about the... gem shot.

- Uh...
- It ... it was me!

I'm the one who popped the bubble!

- All by myself.
- Steven... I can't believe you!

If no one has anything else to say,

and everyone else is innocent,

Steven, I'm going to have to punish you.

No! Not punishment!

- Come with me, Steven.
- Garnet!

Oh, no!
We must have missed a shard!

- Amethyst!
- Wah!

Huh?

Pearl!

Amethyst, shape-shift!
Get small or... something!

I can't!
I'm freaking out! You do it!

I can't concentra...
This is all my fault!

- I never should have had that bubble!
- It wouldn't have

- popped if it wasn't for me!
- We should've told Garnet!

We should've told her right away!

I knew Secret team was wrong!

I just ... I wanted to see
you guys acting like friends!

Garnet?

What?

- Huh?
- So, you two can't get along

unless you think I'm going to kill you.

Steven, I know you wanted to help them.

You wanted to
protect them, even from me.

They made you feel like you had to take
their side. But there are no sides,

because we're all on the same
team ... the Crystal Gems!

You know what?
Between the four of us...

we could've had a free pizza.