Steven Universe (2013–…): Season 1, Episode 27 - House Guest - full transcript

♪ We are the Crystal Gems ♪

♪ we'll always save the day ♪

♪ and if you think we can't ♪

♪ we'll always find a way ♪

- # that's why the people #
- # of this world #

- # believe in ... #
- # Garnet #

- # Amethyst #
- # and Pearl #

♪ And Steven! ♪

1x27 - "House Guest"

Wow.
Those water constructs really

did a number on Greg's van.
Hmm.



Eh, give it a rest, Pearl.

That thing will be busted forever.

I completely disagree.
It's just a simple

human machine. I'm sure
I can figure this whole

- thing out before you know it.
- Hey, guys!

Zoop!
I've got something that'll patch

this van up real good.

Is it some kind of complex human tool?

Yep ... high-quality duct tape.

Some well-placed duct tape can
patch anything up in a pinch.

- See?
- I'm sure I can fix

- this without your tape.
- Well, gee.

Let me at least give
you a hand.

- Uh, dad, be careful!
- Whew!



I'm sorry you hurt your
leg and your van got all

- smashed up because of me.
- You apologizetoo much.

Maybe I shouldn't
have tagged along on

that crazy adventure, but
at least I got to spend some

- time with my fave guy.
- What if you stayed

- with us until you got better?
- Hey, that's a great idea!

But won't I get in the way of
your training?

- Yes.
- Wait.

Steven, don't you have
healing powers now?

Oh, right! Yes!
You fix Greg. I'll fix the van.

Nobody has to live with us.

Yeah!
Hmm-hmm!

Here goes something new and exciting.

Hmm! Mm!
And... go!

Okay. You should be better now.

Okay. If you say so.

- Ugh-ahh!
- Dad!

- Why didn't it work?
- Hey, sorry, buddy.

Maybe you just need a little
more practice.

But I was doing so well before.

Steven, don't worry about it.
Your powers are a bit fickle, after all.

Just give it a bit more time.

Cheer up, Steven.
At least now we get to spend

- more time together, right?
- Y-yeah. Right.

- Hmm.
- Garnet, can you give me a hand?

♪ Dear old dad, ♪

♪ remember when ♪
♪ you'd sing to me? ♪

♪ will you do it again? ♪
♪ dear old dad, remember how ♪

♪ I would sit on your
shoulders? ♪

♪ well, how 'bout it now? ♪
♪ dear old dad, I was wondering why ♪

♪ as I get older now, the days ♪

♪ Keep going on by ♪
♪ dear old dad, remember this, too ♪

♪ in this whole wide world, ♪

♪ There's no one like
yo-o-o-o-o-o-o-u ♪

♪ there's no one like
yo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-u ♪

♪ My darling son, I remember when ♪

♪ I would sing to you,
and I would do it again ♪

♪ beloved child,
remember this, too ♪

♪ in this world of gems,
there's no one like

♪ yo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-u ♪

♪ Yo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-u ♪

♪ yo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-u ♪

♪ yo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-u ♪

Bombs away!

Ahh.
Ohh. Ahh.

You're back.
The geode is cracked.

- We must leave immediately.
- What?!

- Oh, no.
- You, too, Steven.

- Yeah!
- Oh, really?

- Oh! Oh, yeah.
- It's okay, Steven.

I'll be fine.
You go on your mission.

- A-are you sure?
- Of course.

Thanks, dad!

- We'll be back before you know it!
- Okay.

Don't worry about your old man.

My leg's not getting any more broken.
If I need something,

I'll just... crawl.
My arms are still not broken.

- Amethyst: Oh, brother.
- Now, Greg, there's no

need to be so pathetic.
If anything happens to you,

you can call us with this.

- What is it?
- It's a warp whistle.

- Warp whistle.
- If you blow in it, the warp pad

will activate and alert
us that we need to return.

See, dad?
You'll be fine!

Right. I'll be fine.

Good luck on your mission, son.

- Man. This place is janked up.
- Wow!

Was there an explosion or
something?

- Almost.
- What you're looking at

is a synthetic storm that was
contained in ...

Is that the warp whistle?

Dad needs me!
I'll be right back!

- Dad, I'm here! Is everything ...
- Hey, Steven!

Just making sure this thing
actually works.

Whew! Okay.
We'll be back later.

- Sorry for the holdup!
- Is everything okay?

Hey, did Greg fall
down and break his butt?

- Ha ha ha!
- That's not funny.

- I know.
- Like I was saying,

this is a synthetic ...

I'm sure it's very important.

- Dad?!
- I'm really sorry, but...

Where's the remote?

That's actually a
very important question.

It was very important.

Okay. So, if the
geode breaks, the storm

will be unleashed and our
bodies will be vaporized.

- Then we'd be dead.
- That's where you come in.

- Say what?!
- You should try and

- seal that crack with your healing powers.
- But... what if...

- I can't do it?
- It won't hurt to try.

Okay.

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

It's not working!
Ugh!

I knew this would happen...
just when I thought

- I was getting better.
- Don't beat yourself up, Steven.

Yeah!
Don't worry about it!

- We'll find another way.
- Eh.

You don't understand.
How am I supposed to call myself

a Crystal Gem if I can't even ...

Dad? Dad?!

Da-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d!

Dad, are you okay?!
Answer me!

Ahh! Steven!
You just missed the funniest

- commercial.
- What?!

It was that one for the dog

treats where the dog's
dressed up like a doctor.

If I ever get heartworms, I'm

- eating those dog treats.
- Dad!

You're only supposed to use
the warp whistle for real

emergencies, like if you fell
down and broke your butt!

Yeah. Sorry about that.

It's okay.

Uh... since you're here, you ...
you mind grabbing me

- a snack from the Big Donut?
- Yeah. Sure thing.

- I'll be right back, you guys.
- We'll be in the temple.

We have to come up

- with another plan ... quick.
- Yo, dude, no

worries about earlier.
You'll get ahold of your powers

- before you know it.
- Thanks, Amethyst.

- Get me a croissant.
- Aww!

I forgot to ask dad what
kind of donuts he wants.

Ahh.
Hey, dad, I ...

Olé!
Steven!

Ha! You had me scared there,

son. Didn't see you
standing in the doorway.

Your old man's still got it!

What, this?
I guess I couldn't wait for

those donuts.
Oh. Oh, yeah.

Oh-ho-ho-ho!
Ouch!

- Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
- Just stop, dad.

I get what's going on.
Your leg's not broken at all, is it?

It was broken, but you healed

- it back at the car wash.
- You lied to me!

- Now I can't do it anymore!
- What?!

The gems needed me to
fix the broken rock, but my

powers aren't working!
It ... it's because of you!

- You messed with my head!
- No! I-I didn't mean for ...

I just wanted to live with my son again!

I really thought
I was getting better.

I finally felt like a Crystal Gem!

Now what if I can't do... anything?

Steven, don't beat yourself up!

- This is my fault!
- Yeah! Yeah, it is!

Ugh!
What am I going to do?!

My powers ... they're ...

I'm sorry. I ...

- Dad!
- It's time for me to fix

- the trouble I've caused.
- No!

Dad!

Dad! Be careful!

Don't worry, Steven! Your
old man's gonna ...

- Dad!
- Ooh! Ahh! Uhh!

- Ohh!
- Are you okay?

Steven, get out of here!
I'm responsible for this!

- No, you're not!
- But I messed up your powers!

I did everything I'm not
supposed to do,

- and now you can't heal!
- I healed you, right?

Hey, get in there and patch things up,

just like you patched up your old man!

Double healing

powers!

It's still not working!

Ah, forget it!
I've got another idea!

There. See?
Almost as good as new.

No way...

- So, I've realigned the axles...
- I can't believe it!

...replaced the spark plugs...

- it's never looked this good!
- ...sealed the leaks in

the intake manifold gaskets,
and recalibrated the timing belt.

As long as you ease up on second

Gear, your transmission should be fine.

Pearl!
I can't thank you enough!

So, uh, now that I'm feeling

better, it's about
time I move back home.

Can't have me messing
up more magic stuff.

Just in case you have trouble again.

- Good night, dad.
- Good night, Steven!