Steven Universe (2013–…): Season 1, Episode 20 - Coach Steven - full transcript
After seeing Garnet and Amethyst fuse together into the powerful Sugilite, Steven becomes determined to get super strong.
Whoa! What magical
place of mysteries is this?
- Well ...
- Oh, I'm so glad you asked.
This was once a communication
hub for gem kind.
But lately, it's
begun transmitting bursts
- of electromagnetic interference.
- What's that mean?
- It's hurting television.
- No!
I'll save you, television!
Sorry, but we need a Steven at least
this strong for this job.
It's all the me I could be!
Amethyst, we
could be here all day
taking out each of these
pillars individually.
Ugh, I hate it when you're right.
You get this look on your face.
- Yeah, that's the one.
- What we need is a
- well-thought-out plan.
- No. What we need is Sugilite.
- Amethyst, fuse with me.
- What?!
Yeah! Let's mash it up!
- Bigger! Badder! Better!
- Hold your horses!
Are you guys going to become a gem fusion?
Wait!
Garnet, think about this.
You and Amethyst can be a little
unstable when your
personalities combine. We need to
be careful. Fuse with me instead.
We don't need to be careful.
We just need to be huge.
- Oh, yeah! Let's wreck this joint!
- Synchronize.
What ... what ...
Pearl, come on. I want to see.
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I forgot how great it feels to be me.
- That's Sugilite?
- You got it, baby.
- Hey, Steven, want to see something cool?
- Yeah!
- You like that, little man?
- Are you gonna smash
- stuff with your wrecking-ball thingy?
- That's the plan.
- Where should I start?
- Do that one!
- Steven, I think we should go.
- No way! This is awesome!
Watch it!
Steven!
You're just too much!
Maybe you're just too little!
- Steven, we're going.
- What?! I'm fine! What about Sugilite?
- She can find her own way home.
- Aw.
- 'Sup?
- Whoa, Steven!
- What happened to you?
- Oh, just a little battle damage
- from our last mission.
- Really?
- Like what?
- I got hit by a rock!
It must not have been a very big rock.
Well, there's...
internal bleeding.
My hurt is on the inside!
- Oh, okay.
- Toughen up, Steven.
- You're right. I'm soft.
- If I weren't so modest, I'd whip out my
sweet six-pack and show you
what ... a real man looks like.
Yeah, I'm not gonna say thanks.
That's it! We all
need a workout. Let's do it.
Let's work out together.
You could beat up Lars, and
you don't have to starve to
death if Sadie divorces you.
- We're not married.
- And I know just the
guy to help us out.
Wow, this looks great.
- Wha... what?
- Hey, dad.
Hey, Steven. You like it? It's the
best I could do on such short notice.
- No kidding.
- Well, I might join you kids,
show you how it's
done. I've been slacking
on my workout routine for a
few weeks ... months ... years.
- Decades.
- Sure.
The more the meatier!
Oh! We'll need sweatbands.
Hey, Pearl. Come to
check out some buff studs?
No.
- Steven, what on Earth are you up to?
- We're starting a gym.
I'ma get supa-strong!
Like Sugilite!
- You know, maybe this isn't a good idea.
- What? I want to be strong
- so I can be useful to the team.
- There are different
- ways of being strong.
- But I want to be strong in the real way.
- Come on, Pearl. Let's get beefy!
- I'd rather not.
Steven.
♪ Why do you have to look up to her? ♪
♪ aside from in a literal sense ♪
♪ don't you know that a power that big ♪
♪ comes with a bigger expense? ♪
♪ and can't you see that
she's out of control and overzealous ♪
♪ I'm telling you for your own good ♪
♪ and not because I'm... ♪
♪ I could show you how to be strong ♪
♪ in the real way ♪
♪ and I know that we can be strong ♪
♪ in the real way ♪
♪ and I want to inspire you ♪
♪ I want to be your rock ♪
♪ and when I talk, it
lights a fire in you ♪
Who's ready to get buff?!
I don't want to see your gut!
I want to see your guts!
♪ I can show you how to be strong ♪
♪ in the real way ♪
♪ and I know that we can be strong ♪
♪ in the real way ♪
♪ and I want to inspire you ♪
♪ I want to be your rock ♪
# and when I talk,
it lights a fire in you #
♪ I want to inspire you ♪
♪ I want to be your rock ♪
♪ and when I talk, it
lights a fire in you ♪
Hey, Steven, maybe, um,
- you could work out a bit, too.
- Huh? I've been.
We've been working out. You've
just been singing some dumb song.
- But you're doing a great job pumping us up.
- Thanks, but I need to
get strong, too.
I'm switching to four-wheel drive.
Steven, come on!
We're ready to get started.
We can't work out without your
mad coaching skills!
Be there in a sec!
So sore from getting ripped.
I don't understand.
Amethyst and Garnet
still aren't back yet.
I tried to warp back to
check on them, but the warp pad is down.
- What's that out in the water?
- Are you seeing this, too?
- Wha...
- Wha...
What the hey is that?
- I'm bored!
- It's Sugilite!
- Y-You're back!
- You left me behind.
We just thought
you didn't need any help.
Now, why don't you
separate, and we can all
- sit down and relax?
- No!
- Pearl!
- Listen to me.
You've been fused for too long.
You're losing yourselves.
I am myself, and I'm
sick of being split up!
So you better get used
to me, baby, and get this
- junk off my beach!
- Why is she wrecking dad's gym?
- Why is she attacking you?
- Steven, get out of here.
I can't move.
- What? You want to fight?
- You'll thank me later!
- Come on, kid!
- Dad, no! Pearl!
You think you're something?
You...
ain't... nothing!
My muscles.
Steven!
I'm sorry, Steven...
Garnet, Amethyst.
I wasn't strong enough to protect you.
- I'm not strong enough to do anything.
- Come on, Pearl! Don't give up!
- I know you can take her down!
- I can't.
Yes, you can! Come on.
You always know what to do!
You've got to show her
what you showed me ...
that you're strong, Pearl ...
strong in the real way!
- What?! You want some more?!
- Anytime!
You're no match for me!
Not even close!
- Go!
- Get back here!
Nice try.
Is that all you got?
You think that's enough to beat ... ugh!
- Amethyst! Garnet! Are you okay?
- Yeah.
Sugilite just overworked our bodies.
It's a little painful.
And I've got a monster headache.
- Oh. Whoops.
- Pearl, you did it!
Thanks.
You make a good coach.
Pearl ... we should
have listened. You were right.
- Yeah. I was right.
- Go, Pearl!
Come on! I feel great!
Who's up for a mission?
How long is
she going to keep this up?
We deserve it.
Take it like a gem.
- Uh, what the heck just happened?
- Drop and give me 20!
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
place of mysteries is this?
- Well ...
- Oh, I'm so glad you asked.
This was once a communication
hub for gem kind.
But lately, it's
begun transmitting bursts
- of electromagnetic interference.
- What's that mean?
- It's hurting television.
- No!
I'll save you, television!
Sorry, but we need a Steven at least
this strong for this job.
It's all the me I could be!
Amethyst, we
could be here all day
taking out each of these
pillars individually.
Ugh, I hate it when you're right.
You get this look on your face.
- Yeah, that's the one.
- What we need is a
- well-thought-out plan.
- No. What we need is Sugilite.
- Amethyst, fuse with me.
- What?!
Yeah! Let's mash it up!
- Bigger! Badder! Better!
- Hold your horses!
Are you guys going to become a gem fusion?
Wait!
Garnet, think about this.
You and Amethyst can be a little
unstable when your
personalities combine. We need to
be careful. Fuse with me instead.
We don't need to be careful.
We just need to be huge.
- Oh, yeah! Let's wreck this joint!
- Synchronize.
What ... what ...
Pearl, come on. I want to see.
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contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today
I forgot how great it feels to be me.
- That's Sugilite?
- You got it, baby.
- Hey, Steven, want to see something cool?
- Yeah!
- You like that, little man?
- Are you gonna smash
- stuff with your wrecking-ball thingy?
- That's the plan.
- Where should I start?
- Do that one!
- Steven, I think we should go.
- No way! This is awesome!
Watch it!
Steven!
You're just too much!
Maybe you're just too little!
- Steven, we're going.
- What?! I'm fine! What about Sugilite?
- She can find her own way home.
- Aw.
- 'Sup?
- Whoa, Steven!
- What happened to you?
- Oh, just a little battle damage
- from our last mission.
- Really?
- Like what?
- I got hit by a rock!
It must not have been a very big rock.
Well, there's...
internal bleeding.
My hurt is on the inside!
- Oh, okay.
- Toughen up, Steven.
- You're right. I'm soft.
- If I weren't so modest, I'd whip out my
sweet six-pack and show you
what ... a real man looks like.
Yeah, I'm not gonna say thanks.
That's it! We all
need a workout. Let's do it.
Let's work out together.
You could beat up Lars, and
you don't have to starve to
death if Sadie divorces you.
- We're not married.
- And I know just the
guy to help us out.
Wow, this looks great.
- Wha... what?
- Hey, dad.
Hey, Steven. You like it? It's the
best I could do on such short notice.
- No kidding.
- Well, I might join you kids,
show you how it's
done. I've been slacking
on my workout routine for a
few weeks ... months ... years.
- Decades.
- Sure.
The more the meatier!
Oh! We'll need sweatbands.
Hey, Pearl. Come to
check out some buff studs?
No.
- Steven, what on Earth are you up to?
- We're starting a gym.
I'ma get supa-strong!
Like Sugilite!
- You know, maybe this isn't a good idea.
- What? I want to be strong
- so I can be useful to the team.
- There are different
- ways of being strong.
- But I want to be strong in the real way.
- Come on, Pearl. Let's get beefy!
- I'd rather not.
Steven.
♪ Why do you have to look up to her? ♪
♪ aside from in a literal sense ♪
♪ don't you know that a power that big ♪
♪ comes with a bigger expense? ♪
♪ and can't you see that
she's out of control and overzealous ♪
♪ I'm telling you for your own good ♪
♪ and not because I'm... ♪
♪ I could show you how to be strong ♪
♪ in the real way ♪
♪ and I know that we can be strong ♪
♪ in the real way ♪
♪ and I want to inspire you ♪
♪ I want to be your rock ♪
♪ and when I talk, it
lights a fire in you ♪
Who's ready to get buff?!
I don't want to see your gut!
I want to see your guts!
♪ I can show you how to be strong ♪
♪ in the real way ♪
♪ and I know that we can be strong ♪
♪ in the real way ♪
♪ and I want to inspire you ♪
♪ I want to be your rock ♪
# and when I talk,
it lights a fire in you #
♪ I want to inspire you ♪
♪ I want to be your rock ♪
♪ and when I talk, it
lights a fire in you ♪
Hey, Steven, maybe, um,
- you could work out a bit, too.
- Huh? I've been.
We've been working out. You've
just been singing some dumb song.
- But you're doing a great job pumping us up.
- Thanks, but I need to
get strong, too.
I'm switching to four-wheel drive.
Steven, come on!
We're ready to get started.
We can't work out without your
mad coaching skills!
Be there in a sec!
So sore from getting ripped.
I don't understand.
Amethyst and Garnet
still aren't back yet.
I tried to warp back to
check on them, but the warp pad is down.
- What's that out in the water?
- Are you seeing this, too?
- Wha...
- Wha...
What the hey is that?
- I'm bored!
- It's Sugilite!
- Y-You're back!
- You left me behind.
We just thought
you didn't need any help.
Now, why don't you
separate, and we can all
- sit down and relax?
- No!
- Pearl!
- Listen to me.
You've been fused for too long.
You're losing yourselves.
I am myself, and I'm
sick of being split up!
So you better get used
to me, baby, and get this
- junk off my beach!
- Why is she wrecking dad's gym?
- Why is she attacking you?
- Steven, get out of here.
I can't move.
- What? You want to fight?
- You'll thank me later!
- Come on, kid!
- Dad, no! Pearl!
You think you're something?
You...
ain't... nothing!
My muscles.
Steven!
I'm sorry, Steven...
Garnet, Amethyst.
I wasn't strong enough to protect you.
- I'm not strong enough to do anything.
- Come on, Pearl! Don't give up!
- I know you can take her down!
- I can't.
Yes, you can! Come on.
You always know what to do!
You've got to show her
what you showed me ...
that you're strong, Pearl ...
strong in the real way!
- What?! You want some more?!
- Anytime!
You're no match for me!
Not even close!
- Go!
- Get back here!
Nice try.
Is that all you got?
You think that's enough to beat ... ugh!
- Amethyst! Garnet! Are you okay?
- Yeah.
Sugilite just overworked our bodies.
It's a little painful.
And I've got a monster headache.
- Oh. Whoops.
- Pearl, you did it!
Thanks.
You make a good coach.
Pearl ... we should
have listened. You were right.
- Yeah. I was right.
- Go, Pearl!
Come on! I feel great!
Who's up for a mission?
How long is
she going to keep this up?
We deserve it.
Take it like a gem.
- Uh, what the heck just happened?
- Drop and give me 20!
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.