Steven Universe (2013–…): Season 1, Episode 18 - Beach Party - full transcript
After a battle damages Fish Stew Pizza, the Gems are banned from the restaurant. To apologize, Steven throws a cookout at the Temple to mend the relationship between the Pizza family and the Crystal Gems.
- Oomph!
- Whoa!
- Ugh! You okay, Steven?
- Uh!
- I've seen better days.
- Pearl, I got a boo-boo.
- Oh, walk it off.
- Here it comes.
- You all distract it!
- Let's show this thing what we're made of, guys!
What do you think we've
been doing for the past hour?
- Duck!
- Huh?
- Man, I don't see any d... Quack!
- Steven's turn!
- Yup! It's got spikes!
- It's okay!
- Here comes Garnet!
- Smash that puff!
- Aw, man! We blew it!
- Ugh, whatever!
Amethyst!
Smacking it really far away doesn't
solve anything! We needed to destroy it.
- Now it's just gonna come back later.
- Yeah, so we'll deal with it later.
- Ugh.
- Let's get Garnet.
She landed by the boardwalk.
Would you answer me?!
You've wrecked my sign and now
you're just sitting up there! Are we
engaged in a secret staring contest?!
- Garnet! Are you okay?
- I'm fine.
- Hi, Steven.
- This place is wrecked!
- Give me one down low.
- No accolades for you, Amethyst.
- She knocked the puffer fish back out into the ocean!
- Narc!
- Let's regroup back at the temple.
- Where are you going?
What about my sign? Steven!
What is wrong with your friends?
One of them busts up my sign,
then they all just jump into the
sky like some circus act without
- even offering to help!
- But, Mr. Pizza!
- Dad, pipe down!
- Oh! Did I interrupt your beauty sleep?
I don't need sleep to look pretty.
- Now you listen here, young woman!
- Kofi, you are going to wake
this fish from the dead with all the
noise you're keeping. Oh! Too late.
"Kofi, you so loud!
Aaaaah!" Bleh.
Gunga, you're so funny.
Mom, quit joking around!
Look what they did to my sign!
- Cheese on bread!
- Can you believe it? You're such a nice boy, Steven.
- Why do you hang out with those animals?
- They're not animals!
They're the Crystal Gems
and they protect humanit...
I've heard enough!
- Hey, girls, I think I hear all of our cellphones ringing.
- Gunga, your hearing is so good.
Steven, you can tell your
friends that they are officially
- banned from Fish Stew Pizza!
- Wait! What?! Kofi, that's not fair!
This was just an accident!
- What if we just, like, let it roam free?
- That's not an option.
- Hey, Steven.
- I've got bad news, everyone.
- You've all been banned from Fish Stew Pizza.
- Oh! Uh, that's okay.
- That pizza wasn't even good.
- Aren't you guys upset about this?
- Not at all.
- But these are our neighbors.
There's nothing
we can do about that now.
Right now we have to figure out
a way to take care of that puffer fish.
What's the point of saving people
if they're just gonna ban you
- from their pizza shops?
- We don't do it for thanks.
Yeah, see?
That is so nice of you!
The pizzas don't even know!
If they got to spend some time with you,
they'd see how fun and
smart and mysterious you are.
- Heh. Mysterious.
- Hmm.
I know!
I'll throw a little party on the beach
in front of the temple!
Just us and the pizzas!
I don't know, Steven.
I mean ...
Don't worry!
I'll take care of everything!
Man, this is gonna be so good!
- Hey, Steven.
- Hey!
- Got everything ready for your little party?
- Yeah. There's one more thing.
- What's this for?
- I was thinking you guys could change your outfits.
- What's wrong with what we have on now?
- Nothing!
- I just thought it would be nice to go kind of casual.
- Is this the right address?
I've never seen this
side of the beach before.
Oh, man, they're here.
Hurry up and change.
Over here, everyone! Hi!
- Hey, Steven.
- Hello.
- How're you all doing today?
- The shop is closed today
- because it's broken.
- Uh... uh, oh! That sounds, uh...
Hey, do I smell hot dogs?
- Show me where the hot dogs are.
- Oh!
Right this way, everyone.
- First, let me introduce ...
- We are the Crystal Gems!
- # Garnet #
- # Amethyst #
- # Pearl #
- And Steven!
But you already knew my name.
- Oh! You're all so talented!
- So, you are a circus act.
- Circus act?
- Hey, let's eat!
- Everything came out great.
- Thanks, Kiki.
Aren't you girls hungry?
You barely touched your food.
- We don't need to eat.
- Oh, you young people and your
- experimental diets.
- I am much older than you.
- So, you all live in that tiny house up on that hill?
- We inhabit the inner sanctums only
- accessible through magical extradimensional doors.
- What is wrong with your hand?
- Why's this place look like it's falling apart?
- Well, the temple has
- been here for thousands of years.
- Oh, I see how it is.
When something breaks around
here, you just leave it alone,
- just like the sign at my shop!
- Um...
Who wants to play volleyball?
Okay, everyone, the court is all set.
- Now to get into our teams.
- But, Steven, won't our
- abilities give us an unfair advantage?
- That's why I'm picking the teams.
♪ Amethyst and Jenny! ♪
♪ Pearl and Kiki! ♪
♪ Garnet and Kofi! ♪
and last but not least ...
♪ yours truly and Nanefua! ♪
I haven't played in ages, but I
bet I could whoop all your butts.
That's the spirit.
You guys ready? Let's play!
Hope you're
ready to lose, Pearl!
There's no way I'd
lose to someone like you!
- Here we come!
- Hyah!
- Nice one, Kiki!
- And pow!
- Amethyst, no kicking!
- Psh! What kind of game is this?
- Nicely done, Kiki.
- Try and stick to the rules, Amethyst.
- Try harder, Jenny.
- Here it comes.
- Ugh! Come on, Jenny!
- What? I'm not doing anything.
- Ha! My move!
- Yes!
- That was uncalled for, Amethyst.
- You afraid of gettin' a little sand
- in your hair, Kiki?
- No, just trying to keep tidy.
There's nothing wrong
with trying to keep tidy.
- So exciting!
- Yeah!
- Our turn.
- I'm ready.
- I got this one.
- Jennifer, you touch that ball, you're grounded!
- Whoa! Daddy, you cheatin'!
- The look on your face!
- This is going to be easy.
- It'd be nice if they stuck to the basics.
Take this, Garnet.
Hyah!
Huuuur! Hyah!
We should probably move, huh?
- Yeah, we should.
- Oh! Oh, geez!
- You're all running like wild chickens!
- Whoa!
Did you know that when sand is
superheated, it turns into glass?
I did not know that.
- Whoa.
- Let's play!
- Aah!
- Whoo!
- Amethyst!
- Hyah!
Over here, Amethyst.
Over here!
- Kofi time!
- Jenny time!
- You can't use the car for a month!
- Daddy!
- Why are you cheating so much?
- You cheated first.
- That is not true.
- This is getting out of hand.
I'll run and get the ball.
Hey, why's it getting so... windy?!
Ah, no! It's back!
- Puffer fish monster's back!
- What's all the ...
- Nanefua, run!
- We should win 'cause we're the best.
- Y'all cheated!
- Cheaters!
- You're out of line.
- Everyone is grounded here.
- Garnet!
- Steven!
- Oh, no! Gems, protect the Pizzas!
- Hey! What is going on?!
This is terrible. I was trying to
get everyone together,
- but now everyone's in danger.
- I'm not afraid of that thing.
Let's see if you can keep up with me!
Of course I can!
Over here!
No! Over here! Come on!
Oh, my gosh! Steven!
- What are they doing?
- Everybody, get ready!
- Mom, you are crazy!
- Not crazy. Brave.
Gunga, careful with your back!
- Amethyst, turn yourself into a ball!
- Okay!
- Jenny, roll Amethyst to the net and then hold on!
- Sure thing!
- Pearl, head over to Jenny and Amethyst!
- Yes, ma'am!
Hit Amethyst into the
air as hard as you can!
With pleasure.
Kofi, Kiki, get over to the net.
Garnet, spike the beach!
- I understand.
- Be gentle.
- I'll try.
- Yowch!
- Here comes the tricky part.
- I'm ready!
Everyone, take the net to
the other side of the court.
Okay, everyone, pull
the net into its face!
- It's not enough!
- Don't worry! Here comes Garnet!
- Thanks for your hospitality.
- And?
And for saving my family.
You are all officially unbanned from my shop.
Aww! Thank you so much, Kofi!
We really appreciate it, right, guys?
- Okay. Yes. Thanks.
- Aaaand?
- What were we banned from again?
- Ehh.
- Whoa!
- Ugh! You okay, Steven?
- Uh!
- I've seen better days.
- Pearl, I got a boo-boo.
- Oh, walk it off.
- Here it comes.
- You all distract it!
- Let's show this thing what we're made of, guys!
What do you think we've
been doing for the past hour?
- Duck!
- Huh?
- Man, I don't see any d... Quack!
- Steven's turn!
- Yup! It's got spikes!
- It's okay!
- Here comes Garnet!
- Smash that puff!
- Aw, man! We blew it!
- Ugh, whatever!
Amethyst!
Smacking it really far away doesn't
solve anything! We needed to destroy it.
- Now it's just gonna come back later.
- Yeah, so we'll deal with it later.
- Ugh.
- Let's get Garnet.
She landed by the boardwalk.
Would you answer me?!
You've wrecked my sign and now
you're just sitting up there! Are we
engaged in a secret staring contest?!
- Garnet! Are you okay?
- I'm fine.
- Hi, Steven.
- This place is wrecked!
- Give me one down low.
- No accolades for you, Amethyst.
- She knocked the puffer fish back out into the ocean!
- Narc!
- Let's regroup back at the temple.
- Where are you going?
What about my sign? Steven!
What is wrong with your friends?
One of them busts up my sign,
then they all just jump into the
sky like some circus act without
- even offering to help!
- But, Mr. Pizza!
- Dad, pipe down!
- Oh! Did I interrupt your beauty sleep?
I don't need sleep to look pretty.
- Now you listen here, young woman!
- Kofi, you are going to wake
this fish from the dead with all the
noise you're keeping. Oh! Too late.
"Kofi, you so loud!
Aaaaah!" Bleh.
Gunga, you're so funny.
Mom, quit joking around!
Look what they did to my sign!
- Cheese on bread!
- Can you believe it? You're such a nice boy, Steven.
- Why do you hang out with those animals?
- They're not animals!
They're the Crystal Gems
and they protect humanit...
I've heard enough!
- Hey, girls, I think I hear all of our cellphones ringing.
- Gunga, your hearing is so good.
Steven, you can tell your
friends that they are officially
- banned from Fish Stew Pizza!
- Wait! What?! Kofi, that's not fair!
This was just an accident!
- What if we just, like, let it roam free?
- That's not an option.
- Hey, Steven.
- I've got bad news, everyone.
- You've all been banned from Fish Stew Pizza.
- Oh! Uh, that's okay.
- That pizza wasn't even good.
- Aren't you guys upset about this?
- Not at all.
- But these are our neighbors.
There's nothing
we can do about that now.
Right now we have to figure out
a way to take care of that puffer fish.
What's the point of saving people
if they're just gonna ban you
- from their pizza shops?
- We don't do it for thanks.
Yeah, see?
That is so nice of you!
The pizzas don't even know!
If they got to spend some time with you,
they'd see how fun and
smart and mysterious you are.
- Heh. Mysterious.
- Hmm.
I know!
I'll throw a little party on the beach
in front of the temple!
Just us and the pizzas!
I don't know, Steven.
I mean ...
Don't worry!
I'll take care of everything!
Man, this is gonna be so good!
- Hey, Steven.
- Hey!
- Got everything ready for your little party?
- Yeah. There's one more thing.
- What's this for?
- I was thinking you guys could change your outfits.
- What's wrong with what we have on now?
- Nothing!
- I just thought it would be nice to go kind of casual.
- Is this the right address?
I've never seen this
side of the beach before.
Oh, man, they're here.
Hurry up and change.
Over here, everyone! Hi!
- Hey, Steven.
- Hello.
- How're you all doing today?
- The shop is closed today
- because it's broken.
- Uh... uh, oh! That sounds, uh...
Hey, do I smell hot dogs?
- Show me where the hot dogs are.
- Oh!
Right this way, everyone.
- First, let me introduce ...
- We are the Crystal Gems!
- # Garnet #
- # Amethyst #
- # Pearl #
- And Steven!
But you already knew my name.
- Oh! You're all so talented!
- So, you are a circus act.
- Circus act?
- Hey, let's eat!
- Everything came out great.
- Thanks, Kiki.
Aren't you girls hungry?
You barely touched your food.
- We don't need to eat.
- Oh, you young people and your
- experimental diets.
- I am much older than you.
- So, you all live in that tiny house up on that hill?
- We inhabit the inner sanctums only
- accessible through magical extradimensional doors.
- What is wrong with your hand?
- Why's this place look like it's falling apart?
- Well, the temple has
- been here for thousands of years.
- Oh, I see how it is.
When something breaks around
here, you just leave it alone,
- just like the sign at my shop!
- Um...
Who wants to play volleyball?
Okay, everyone, the court is all set.
- Now to get into our teams.
- But, Steven, won't our
- abilities give us an unfair advantage?
- That's why I'm picking the teams.
♪ Amethyst and Jenny! ♪
♪ Pearl and Kiki! ♪
♪ Garnet and Kofi! ♪
and last but not least ...
♪ yours truly and Nanefua! ♪
I haven't played in ages, but I
bet I could whoop all your butts.
That's the spirit.
You guys ready? Let's play!
Hope you're
ready to lose, Pearl!
There's no way I'd
lose to someone like you!
- Here we come!
- Hyah!
- Nice one, Kiki!
- And pow!
- Amethyst, no kicking!
- Psh! What kind of game is this?
- Nicely done, Kiki.
- Try and stick to the rules, Amethyst.
- Try harder, Jenny.
- Here it comes.
- Ugh! Come on, Jenny!
- What? I'm not doing anything.
- Ha! My move!
- Yes!
- That was uncalled for, Amethyst.
- You afraid of gettin' a little sand
- in your hair, Kiki?
- No, just trying to keep tidy.
There's nothing wrong
with trying to keep tidy.
- So exciting!
- Yeah!
- Our turn.
- I'm ready.
- I got this one.
- Jennifer, you touch that ball, you're grounded!
- Whoa! Daddy, you cheatin'!
- The look on your face!
- This is going to be easy.
- It'd be nice if they stuck to the basics.
Take this, Garnet.
Hyah!
Huuuur! Hyah!
We should probably move, huh?
- Yeah, we should.
- Oh! Oh, geez!
- You're all running like wild chickens!
- Whoa!
Did you know that when sand is
superheated, it turns into glass?
I did not know that.
- Whoa.
- Let's play!
- Aah!
- Whoo!
- Amethyst!
- Hyah!
Over here, Amethyst.
Over here!
- Kofi time!
- Jenny time!
- You can't use the car for a month!
- Daddy!
- Why are you cheating so much?
- You cheated first.
- That is not true.
- This is getting out of hand.
I'll run and get the ball.
Hey, why's it getting so... windy?!
Ah, no! It's back!
- Puffer fish monster's back!
- What's all the ...
- Nanefua, run!
- We should win 'cause we're the best.
- Y'all cheated!
- Cheaters!
- You're out of line.
- Everyone is grounded here.
- Garnet!
- Steven!
- Oh, no! Gems, protect the Pizzas!
- Hey! What is going on?!
This is terrible. I was trying to
get everyone together,
- but now everyone's in danger.
- I'm not afraid of that thing.
Let's see if you can keep up with me!
Of course I can!
Over here!
No! Over here! Come on!
Oh, my gosh! Steven!
- What are they doing?
- Everybody, get ready!
- Mom, you are crazy!
- Not crazy. Brave.
Gunga, careful with your back!
- Amethyst, turn yourself into a ball!
- Okay!
- Jenny, roll Amethyst to the net and then hold on!
- Sure thing!
- Pearl, head over to Jenny and Amethyst!
- Yes, ma'am!
Hit Amethyst into the
air as hard as you can!
With pleasure.
Kofi, Kiki, get over to the net.
Garnet, spike the beach!
- I understand.
- Be gentle.
- I'll try.
- Yowch!
- Here comes the tricky part.
- I'm ready!
Everyone, take the net to
the other side of the court.
Okay, everyone, pull
the net into its face!
- It's not enough!
- Don't worry! Here comes Garnet!
- Thanks for your hospitality.
- And?
And for saving my family.
You are all officially unbanned from my shop.
Aww! Thank you so much, Kofi!
We really appreciate it, right, guys?
- Okay. Yes. Thanks.
- Aaaand?
- What were we banned from again?
- Ehh.