Steven Universe (2013–…): Season 1, Episode 13 - Mirror Gem/Ocean Gem - full transcript
♪ We ♪
♪ Are in the future ♪
♪ Here we are in the future ♪
♪ And it's bright ♪
♪ Ah ♪
♪ I can't believe ♪
♪ We've come so far ♪
Future" ♪
♪ Here we are ♪
♪ "Steven Universe: Future" ♪
♪♪
Wow, Connie!
You really have all this college
stuff figured out!
I've got a whole plan worked out
for early admission
to University of Jayhawk,
but I'm still not sure
if I'm going to major
in political science
with a minor in sociology,
or major in sociology
with a minor in poli sci.
Did establishing democracy
across the galaxy
get you excited about politics?
Maybe, but as far as long-term
career goals go,
I'm thinking more...
down-to-Earth.
Wow!
15 minutes went fast!
Aww, these study breaks
are so short!
I know, right?
Oh, hold on, Connie!
You left this brochure
at my place last time.
- Do you need it back?
- Thanks,
but I've got two more
at home and you know, Internet!
Oh, right...
But you'll let me know
when you wanna hang, right?
Of course, silly!
Alright, for real now, bye!
♪♪
Jayhawk, huh...
Where's Beach City?
Oh.
That's really far.
Garnet?
You're still home?
Steven.
I could really use your advice.
Hmm, come back to me later.
I gotta split.
I'm so sorry, Steven!
I'm running late to my lecture
on alternate timelines!
Have a nice day
with the scouts, beautiful!
Mwah!
Hey, Sapphire's got her thing,
but you can still talk
to ol' Ruby!
Walk and talk, scout!
I got things to do!
Oh, okay!
Okay, everyone!
You remember what we learned
last week, right?
So... today is the day!
Brace yourselves.
We're gonna...
sketch nature and animals!
I'm gonna ask you to feel
the beauty
of everything
that surrounds you.
Draw it with your heart!
And then you'll have the honor
of receiving this
"Nature Sketching Badge"!
Let's go!
No time to waste!
So what did you wanna
talk about?
Every time
I'm talking with Connie,
I just realize
that she knows exactly
what she wants to do
with her life,
and I don't.
When we're Stevonnie,
I feel ready for anything.
But on my own,
I feel lost and stuck.
I...
Ruby, what do I want?
Wow, that's a tough one.
I know!
Connie will probably go
far away for college.
And I'm gonna stay here
not knowing what to do
and so far from her!
I want to stay with her,
like you and Sapphire.
Wait!
All I wanna do
is be with Connie,
so maybe that means that...
Connie is my future!
Steven, Steven, Steven, Steven!
Woop!
Huh!
Ah!
Steven! Propose!
What? Propose?
Well, Ruby, I'm not...
I'm not sure this is, uh...
Don't say you haven't
thought about it.
I...
Of course I have...
Do it! Do it!
Do it! Do it!
Do it!
Y-You sure?
Buddy!
It worked for me!
And if you do it,
you'll have the honor
of receiving this...
proposal badge!
If you're not so sure...
You should ask someone who can
see the future.
- Alright, class...
- Sapphire!
Steven, right on time.
Sapphire!
I'm sorry to interrupt
your class!
Ruby says I should propose
to Connie,
but she said to check in
with you and your future vision!
- I understand.
- Let's run the numbers, shall we?
Alright, class,
using the concepts
we've reviewed so far,
we're going to calculate
the probability
of Steven's proposal
to Connie succeeding.
Let's start with the probability
she will be willing
to spend her life with someone.
Then we'll multiply that
by your differential factor
of sociocultural marriage
acceptance,
which is then multiplied
by the happiness potential
of your cohabitation,
multiplied by the factor
for fear of engagement,
multiplied by the intensity
of the reciprocal love
for each other,
and finally multiplied
by the robustness
of your life plans.
Are you following so far?
N-N-No?
Oh, no!
Sapphire, your work!
And there we have it.
Do you understand, Steven?
My marriage with Ruby,
our fusion as Garnet,
eluded my future vision,
defied every odd,
and changed the course of time!
We can write equations
in the sand all day,
but a wave of chance
can just come crashing in
and wash it all away.
Love... it's unquantifiable!
Even with my clairvoyance,
I know better than anyone
that true love
makes the impossible...
possible!
Do it, Steven.
Do it! Do it!
Do it!
Yeah. Yeah!
Alright, friends!
Take a good look at this guy
while you can
'cause today may be his last day
as Steven Quartz Cutiepie
Demayo Diamond Universe!
♪♪
♪♪
Huh?
Hey, Connie!
- How you doin'?
- Steven?
What are you doing here?
You're gonna have
a 15-minute break in...
two minutes, right?
Whoa!
Spot on.
Connie, let's go for a walk!
I'm sure you could use
some fresh air.
I would love to, but...
No, no, no!
Don't worry!
We'll go with Lion,
and I promise
you'll be back in 15 minutes!
Okay!
Let's do this!
You remember the first time
we met?
You mean when you were trying
to ride your bike on the sand
and you ran away screaming?
Yeah, exactly!
I was trying everything
to get your attention!
I'm pretty sure
I was totally focused on my book
and didn't see anything!
Well, that all happened
right here!
Steven!
This is...
I remember it
like it was yesterday!
This is so cute.
Connie,
there's something very important
that I want to say to you today.
♪ I'd rather be tall ♪
♪ I'd rather be smart ♪
♪ I'd rather be sure
you know I care ♪
♪ Wherever you go ♪
♪ Whatever you start ♪
♪ I'd rather be sure
you know I'm there ♪
♪ I'd rather I always be
a part of whatever you do ♪
♪ I'd rather be me ♪
♪ With you ♪
♪ Wherever we go ♪
♪ I already trust ♪
♪ I'd know what to do
if it were us ♪
♪ I'd know what to say ♪
♪ I'd know how to be ♪
♪ I'd know your
entire syllabus ♪
♪ I can't think of any
other thing in the world ♪
♪ I would rather do ♪
♪ If I could be ♪
♪ I'd rather be me
with you ♪
Steven, that's so beautiful!
♪♪
S-Steven...
Connie, will you marry me?
What?
Let's get married
and live as Stevonnie!
What?!
Steven...
maybe we should talk
about this first?
I know you might think
I'm being sentimental,
but this makes sense!
For example,
I don't know
what you've been studying,
but Stevonnie does!
We can go to college together!
Steven, come on,
we're really young!
You...
You don't wanna be Stevonnie
with me?
Of course I do.
But I want to be
my own person too.
Well, yeah...
But...
♪♪
Is... Is it a "no"?
It's a "not now," Steven.
But if we're sure
that we're gonna
spend our lives together,
why not say it now?
We've got plenty of time.
Don't worry.
I'm not worried, I'm just
happy to be with you,
that's all.
I'm happy to be with you too.
It's just that...
Oh, no! My alarm!
Forget studying right now,
it doesn't matter.
Yes, it does.
It's important to you.
You're important to me!
I'm fine!
We'll talk about it later.
Lion's waiting for you.
Steven, a-are you sure?
Yeah.
I'll call you tomorrow
at lunchtime.
Good luck studying!
♪♪
I don't get it.
Ruby and Sapphire said
I should go for it.
You can't trust love advice from
those two hopeless romantics.
Then why didn't you stop me?
There was no future where you
didn't propose to Connie.
Of course.
Your soul mate
is your complement...
not your missing piece.
Ruby and Sapphire love
being together,
but they each have
their own individual lives.
Whatever hole there is
in your life, Steven,
I want you to understand
that Connie... Stevonnie...
won't be able to fill it.
♪♪
It's just that
yyou make it look so easy!
I mean, I hate to say it,
but this is kind of your fault
for being so...
so perfect!
I know you're upset, Steven.
Well... Well, maybe shoving
this adorable cake in my face
will make me feel better.
It really, really won't.
I'm doing it anyway!
I know.
♪♪
♪♪
♪ Just a little time ♪
♪♪
♪ Are in the future ♪
♪ Here we are in the future ♪
♪ And it's bright ♪
♪ Ah ♪
♪ I can't believe ♪
♪ We've come so far ♪
Future" ♪
♪ Here we are ♪
♪ "Steven Universe: Future" ♪
♪♪
Wow, Connie!
You really have all this college
stuff figured out!
I've got a whole plan worked out
for early admission
to University of Jayhawk,
but I'm still not sure
if I'm going to major
in political science
with a minor in sociology,
or major in sociology
with a minor in poli sci.
Did establishing democracy
across the galaxy
get you excited about politics?
Maybe, but as far as long-term
career goals go,
I'm thinking more...
down-to-Earth.
Wow!
15 minutes went fast!
Aww, these study breaks
are so short!
I know, right?
Oh, hold on, Connie!
You left this brochure
at my place last time.
- Do you need it back?
- Thanks,
but I've got two more
at home and you know, Internet!
Oh, right...
But you'll let me know
when you wanna hang, right?
Of course, silly!
Alright, for real now, bye!
♪♪
Jayhawk, huh...
Where's Beach City?
Oh.
That's really far.
Garnet?
You're still home?
Steven.
I could really use your advice.
Hmm, come back to me later.
I gotta split.
I'm so sorry, Steven!
I'm running late to my lecture
on alternate timelines!
Have a nice day
with the scouts, beautiful!
Mwah!
Hey, Sapphire's got her thing,
but you can still talk
to ol' Ruby!
Walk and talk, scout!
I got things to do!
Oh, okay!
Okay, everyone!
You remember what we learned
last week, right?
So... today is the day!
Brace yourselves.
We're gonna...
sketch nature and animals!
I'm gonna ask you to feel
the beauty
of everything
that surrounds you.
Draw it with your heart!
And then you'll have the honor
of receiving this
"Nature Sketching Badge"!
Let's go!
No time to waste!
So what did you wanna
talk about?
Every time
I'm talking with Connie,
I just realize
that she knows exactly
what she wants to do
with her life,
and I don't.
When we're Stevonnie,
I feel ready for anything.
But on my own,
I feel lost and stuck.
I...
Ruby, what do I want?
Wow, that's a tough one.
I know!
Connie will probably go
far away for college.
And I'm gonna stay here
not knowing what to do
and so far from her!
I want to stay with her,
like you and Sapphire.
Wait!
All I wanna do
is be with Connie,
so maybe that means that...
Connie is my future!
Steven, Steven, Steven, Steven!
Woop!
Huh!
Ah!
Steven! Propose!
What? Propose?
Well, Ruby, I'm not...
I'm not sure this is, uh...
Don't say you haven't
thought about it.
I...
Of course I have...
Do it! Do it!
Do it! Do it!
Do it!
Y-You sure?
Buddy!
It worked for me!
And if you do it,
you'll have the honor
of receiving this...
proposal badge!
If you're not so sure...
You should ask someone who can
see the future.
- Alright, class...
- Sapphire!
Steven, right on time.
Sapphire!
I'm sorry to interrupt
your class!
Ruby says I should propose
to Connie,
but she said to check in
with you and your future vision!
- I understand.
- Let's run the numbers, shall we?
Alright, class,
using the concepts
we've reviewed so far,
we're going to calculate
the probability
of Steven's proposal
to Connie succeeding.
Let's start with the probability
she will be willing
to spend her life with someone.
Then we'll multiply that
by your differential factor
of sociocultural marriage
acceptance,
which is then multiplied
by the happiness potential
of your cohabitation,
multiplied by the factor
for fear of engagement,
multiplied by the intensity
of the reciprocal love
for each other,
and finally multiplied
by the robustness
of your life plans.
Are you following so far?
N-N-No?
Oh, no!
Sapphire, your work!
And there we have it.
Do you understand, Steven?
My marriage with Ruby,
our fusion as Garnet,
eluded my future vision,
defied every odd,
and changed the course of time!
We can write equations
in the sand all day,
but a wave of chance
can just come crashing in
and wash it all away.
Love... it's unquantifiable!
Even with my clairvoyance,
I know better than anyone
that true love
makes the impossible...
possible!
Do it, Steven.
Do it! Do it!
Do it!
Yeah. Yeah!
Alright, friends!
Take a good look at this guy
while you can
'cause today may be his last day
as Steven Quartz Cutiepie
Demayo Diamond Universe!
♪♪
♪♪
Huh?
Hey, Connie!
- How you doin'?
- Steven?
What are you doing here?
You're gonna have
a 15-minute break in...
two minutes, right?
Whoa!
Spot on.
Connie, let's go for a walk!
I'm sure you could use
some fresh air.
I would love to, but...
No, no, no!
Don't worry!
We'll go with Lion,
and I promise
you'll be back in 15 minutes!
Okay!
Let's do this!
You remember the first time
we met?
You mean when you were trying
to ride your bike on the sand
and you ran away screaming?
Yeah, exactly!
I was trying everything
to get your attention!
I'm pretty sure
I was totally focused on my book
and didn't see anything!
Well, that all happened
right here!
Steven!
This is...
I remember it
like it was yesterday!
This is so cute.
Connie,
there's something very important
that I want to say to you today.
♪ I'd rather be tall ♪
♪ I'd rather be smart ♪
♪ I'd rather be sure
you know I care ♪
♪ Wherever you go ♪
♪ Whatever you start ♪
♪ I'd rather be sure
you know I'm there ♪
♪ I'd rather I always be
a part of whatever you do ♪
♪ I'd rather be me ♪
♪ With you ♪
♪ Wherever we go ♪
♪ I already trust ♪
♪ I'd know what to do
if it were us ♪
♪ I'd know what to say ♪
♪ I'd know how to be ♪
♪ I'd know your
entire syllabus ♪
♪ I can't think of any
other thing in the world ♪
♪ I would rather do ♪
♪ If I could be ♪
♪ I'd rather be me
with you ♪
Steven, that's so beautiful!
♪♪
S-Steven...
Connie, will you marry me?
What?
Let's get married
and live as Stevonnie!
What?!
Steven...
maybe we should talk
about this first?
I know you might think
I'm being sentimental,
but this makes sense!
For example,
I don't know
what you've been studying,
but Stevonnie does!
We can go to college together!
Steven, come on,
we're really young!
You...
You don't wanna be Stevonnie
with me?
Of course I do.
But I want to be
my own person too.
Well, yeah...
But...
♪♪
Is... Is it a "no"?
It's a "not now," Steven.
But if we're sure
that we're gonna
spend our lives together,
why not say it now?
We've got plenty of time.
Don't worry.
I'm not worried, I'm just
happy to be with you,
that's all.
I'm happy to be with you too.
It's just that...
Oh, no! My alarm!
Forget studying right now,
it doesn't matter.
Yes, it does.
It's important to you.
You're important to me!
I'm fine!
We'll talk about it later.
Lion's waiting for you.
Steven, a-are you sure?
Yeah.
I'll call you tomorrow
at lunchtime.
Good luck studying!
♪♪
I don't get it.
Ruby and Sapphire said
I should go for it.
You can't trust love advice from
those two hopeless romantics.
Then why didn't you stop me?
There was no future where you
didn't propose to Connie.
Of course.
Your soul mate
is your complement...
not your missing piece.
Ruby and Sapphire love
being together,
but they each have
their own individual lives.
Whatever hole there is
in your life, Steven,
I want you to understand
that Connie... Stevonnie...
won't be able to fill it.
♪♪
It's just that
yyou make it look so easy!
I mean, I hate to say it,
but this is kind of your fault
for being so...
so perfect!
I know you're upset, Steven.
Well... Well, maybe shoving
this adorable cake in my face
will make me feel better.
It really, really won't.
I'm doing it anyway!
I know.
♪♪
♪♪
♪ Just a little time ♪
♪♪