Steven Universe (2013–…): Season 1, Episode 12 - Monster Buddies/Joking Victim - full transcript
Steven urges Amethyst and Pearl to fuse together into a giant four-armed woman named Opal.
♪ We ♪
♪ Are in the future ♪
♪ Here we are in the future ♪
♪ And it's bright ♪
♪ Ah ♪
♪ I can't believe ♪
♪ We've come so far ♪
♪ "Steven Universe: Future" ♪
♪ Here we are ♪
♪ "Steven Universe: Future" ♪
Oh, man, I can't get
enough of this song!
♪ Hold me now, hold me now,
ooh! ♪
And that was "Can't Hold Me"
by Emily King,
just one of the many songs
you can request tonight
at the Starlight Roller Rink
featuring DJ Sour Cream!
I'm so excited for you to get
out there and experience
some interpersonal relationships
with humans, Bismuth!
Don't be afraid
to show off your gem.
They're going to love you
for who you are.
I hope I can keep up.
The most important thing
to remember is...
Are you tired of shady
mechanics bleeding you dry?
Ahhhh!
I love this song!
- Bring it to Cams!
- You mean this commercial?
Turn it up!
♪ Cams ♪
♪ Camshafts is the place
to bring your wreck ♪
♪ Get your car repaired
for cheap and fair ♪
♪ Without risking your neck ♪
♪ Cam's camshafts ♪
Here we are!
Wow!
So you mean to tell me
people pay
to have wheels strapped
to their feet for fun?
That is really something else...
Hey, there's Sour Cream!
Keep skatin' in circles.
You're doing great.
I don't know about this, y'all.
I've never skated before.
This'll be my first time
skating.
How'd you end up missing out
on this popular human activity?
Well, with everything that's
happened since I got my powers,
I've kinda missed out
on a lot of human stuff.
But hey, it can't be that hard
to skate, right?
Yoo-hoo!
There you are!
Yo, Pearl!
Wow, so that's Pearl's
fan club, huh?
- They seem so...
- friendly and interesting.
It's like she has a whole
other life going on.
Steven, Connie, Bismuth,
this is Khadijah,
Jaime, and Brandish.
They're just a few
of my human friends.
So have you guys known
Pearl long?
I've basically known
Pearl my whole life.
Pearl taught me
how to use a sword.
I guess I've known Pearl
a, uh, few thousand years.
That's right! Bismuth also built
Little Homeworld.
You're also an architect?!
Somethin' like that.
Hey, let's get our skates on.
Okay.
All right!
- You ready?
- Mm-hmm!
Then let's get this...
Whoa, is that Connie?
Patricia! Daniel!
What's up?
Steven, these are a couple
of my friends from Cram School.
Oh, uh, h-how's it going?
It's cool.
You shoulda seen Daniel earlier.
He was all bent outta shape
cause his mom tore
into him
over his last test scores.
Ugh! You know I kinda forgot
about it for a sec.
Heh, I know how that is.
One time White Diamond
tore into me... literally!
She, uh, she took my gem.
I'm part gem, by the way.
She pulled it
right outta my body.
Okay...
So what grade are you in,
Steven?
Grade? Uh, ah, sixteenth?
So you're taking AP classes?
Uh...
Y'all ready to skate?
Heck yeah.
Ugh, I really blew that one.
I bet if they were enemy gems,
we'd be best friends by now.
Hey, Steven!
C'mon!
All right, here I come!
Wuh!
Ungh!
Whoa, are you okay?
Yeah...
It's your first time, right?
Uh...
Yeah!
But... but I'm sure I'll get it!
Do you want some help?
No thanks, I'm okay.
Whah!
You can go on without me!
I'll catch up.
Oh.
Okay!
Yell if you change your mind.
Don't worry about me!
I'm already getting
the hang of it!
Wow, Bismuth, the way you skate
is, like, marvelous.
I love your flow.
Well, you guys
ain't seen nothing yet!
Oop!
Careful there!
Bismuth, you're a natural!
Now get this: when humans
want to see each other again,
they exchange numbers.
You should try it.
I'm sure you'll have fun!
What are you talking about?
I'm having fun already.
Oh!
Here, take this.
Every human has at least
one of these in their homes.
Sometimes they even use it...
For vandalism!
Good luck out there!
Wait, where are you going?
You don't need me anymore,
Bismuth!
The humans already love you!
I'm going to make some
new connections of my own!
Hello, fellow skater!
Would you like a fresh roll?
Have fun.
Hey, Bismuth.
You gotta show us
more of those cool moves.
Well, if you insist!
Whoo!
Unh!
Okay, one lap.
I think that deserves a break.
Hey, Steven!
Connie!
Where are Daniel and Patricia?
They're still having fun
on the rink.
Did you wanna hang out?
I don't have to skate, you know.
- No! No.
- You're here to have fun!
You're so busy studying,
you should get to be
with your friends.
You're my friend.
We could sit and have
some tater tots!
No, no.
You should skate!
I want you to skate!
Well, okay then.
What am I doing?
Hey, Steven.
Done tearing it up?
Bismuth, I think I've forgotten
how to talk to humans.
Really? Have you tried
using one of these?
Pearl says it's supposed
to help.
- Maybe later.
- What's the deal?
I thought you got along great
with humans!
What about Connie and Greg?
Greg's my dad.
He doesn't count.
And Connie, it's fine
when it's just us,
but I don't know
how to talk to her
when she's with her friends.
You did fine making friends,
right Bismuth?
Oh, yeah, uh, it was all right.
All right? It was what
you came for, wasn't it?
Ah, well.
Um.
W-w-w-wait... Pearl?!
Bismuth, you're here for Pearl?
Shhhh!
Are you trying to hide it
from her?
I just don't wanna take her
away from what she's got.
She has her own thing going on.
She's like the Pearl I remember,
but a little different.
She's happier.
I just wanted to catch up.
Yeah, when Connie and I were
fighting to save the Universe,
things were sort of easier.
We were fighting the same fight.
Now it's like we're living
different lives.
I wonder if I'm even her
best friend anymore.
How long has this been going on?
Uh.
A couple months.
Listen, Steven,
Pearl brought me here
to set me up with her friends,
but Connie came here
to be with you.
You've got nothing
to mope about!
But her friends think I'm weird!
Of course you're weird!
You're a Crystal Gem!
Connie knows that.
She's always known that!
That never stopped you
from being friends.
You're right.
Connie knows who I am.
She's been my friend.
She's still my friend.
So what do you want?!
To do friend stuff with Connie!
And what are you gonna do?
Skate with Connie!
Then go do it!
Connie!
Ah!
Steven?
Steven!
Are you okay?
Connie, I'm sorry.
I don't wanna hold you back.
I don't mind.
You've got Cram School,
new friends,
you're going places
and I'm happy for you,
but I feel like
you're drifting away from me.
I wish we could reconnect,
but...
But I don't know how to skate!
Skating is what
you're worried about?
All right, everybody,
it's time for our nightly
skate competition.
Everyone show off
your sickest moves
and be crowned skater
of the night.
Come on.
I have an idea.
Let's get this party started!
♪ In the middle of the day ♪
♪ I call you over,
but you always hesitate ♪
♪ Used to tell me, "You should
leave it up to fate" ♪
♪ Now I know that
I don't ever have to wait ♪
♪ Close my eyes,
let down my hair ♪
♪ I'm thinking 'bout what
I want, gonna take me there ♪
♪ Turn the dial on the stereo ♪
♪ I'm thinking
'bout who I want ♪
♪ And I won't let go ♪
♪ You can't hold me now,
only I can do that ♪
♪ You can't hold me now ♪
♪ Only I can do that ♪
♪ You can't hold me now,
only I can do that ♪
♪ You can't hold me now ♪
♪ Hold me now, ooh ♪
I know them!
I think we can agree
who the winner is,
unless somebody wants
to follow that up?
I guess that makes the winner
by default, Stevonnie!
Connie, thanks.
Steven, Connie!
That was amazing.
What the heck was
that out there?
- Oh, fusion?
- Yeah, that's kind of our thing.
It's something I picked up from
my mom's side of the family.
The only thing I get
from my mom's side
of the family is stressed out!
Same.
What was it like the first time
you guys did that?
Okay, so we were
at this rave, right?
Yo, Steven, Connie!
Since y'all won, you guys
get to pick the next song!
The next song?
I know the perfect song.
C'mon, Connie.
Hey, Sour Cream.
I got a song for ya!
This one goes out
to Bismuth and Pearl
from Steven and Connie.
Are you tired of shady
mechanics bleeding you dry?
Bismuth!
It's my fave song!
Remember: don't get scammed,
bring it to Cams!
♪ Cam's Camshafts is the place
to bring your wreck ♪
♪ Get your car repaired
for cheap and fair ♪
♪ Without risking
your neck ♪
♪ Cam's Camshafts! ♪
Let's spice this baby up!
Yeah!
♪ Being ♪
♪ Being human ♪
♪ Just a little time ♪
♪ Are in the future ♪
♪ Here we are in the future ♪
♪ And it's bright ♪
♪ Ah ♪
♪ I can't believe ♪
♪ We've come so far ♪
♪ "Steven Universe: Future" ♪
♪ Here we are ♪
♪ "Steven Universe: Future" ♪
Oh, man, I can't get
enough of this song!
♪ Hold me now, hold me now,
ooh! ♪
And that was "Can't Hold Me"
by Emily King,
just one of the many songs
you can request tonight
at the Starlight Roller Rink
featuring DJ Sour Cream!
I'm so excited for you to get
out there and experience
some interpersonal relationships
with humans, Bismuth!
Don't be afraid
to show off your gem.
They're going to love you
for who you are.
I hope I can keep up.
The most important thing
to remember is...
Are you tired of shady
mechanics bleeding you dry?
Ahhhh!
I love this song!
- Bring it to Cams!
- You mean this commercial?
Turn it up!
♪ Cams ♪
♪ Camshafts is the place
to bring your wreck ♪
♪ Get your car repaired
for cheap and fair ♪
♪ Without risking your neck ♪
♪ Cam's camshafts ♪
Here we are!
Wow!
So you mean to tell me
people pay
to have wheels strapped
to their feet for fun?
That is really something else...
Hey, there's Sour Cream!
Keep skatin' in circles.
You're doing great.
I don't know about this, y'all.
I've never skated before.
This'll be my first time
skating.
How'd you end up missing out
on this popular human activity?
Well, with everything that's
happened since I got my powers,
I've kinda missed out
on a lot of human stuff.
But hey, it can't be that hard
to skate, right?
Yoo-hoo!
There you are!
Yo, Pearl!
Wow, so that's Pearl's
fan club, huh?
- They seem so...
- friendly and interesting.
It's like she has a whole
other life going on.
Steven, Connie, Bismuth,
this is Khadijah,
Jaime, and Brandish.
They're just a few
of my human friends.
So have you guys known
Pearl long?
I've basically known
Pearl my whole life.
Pearl taught me
how to use a sword.
I guess I've known Pearl
a, uh, few thousand years.
That's right! Bismuth also built
Little Homeworld.
You're also an architect?!
Somethin' like that.
Hey, let's get our skates on.
Okay.
All right!
- You ready?
- Mm-hmm!
Then let's get this...
Whoa, is that Connie?
Patricia! Daniel!
What's up?
Steven, these are a couple
of my friends from Cram School.
Oh, uh, h-how's it going?
It's cool.
You shoulda seen Daniel earlier.
He was all bent outta shape
cause his mom tore
into him
over his last test scores.
Ugh! You know I kinda forgot
about it for a sec.
Heh, I know how that is.
One time White Diamond
tore into me... literally!
She, uh, she took my gem.
I'm part gem, by the way.
She pulled it
right outta my body.
Okay...
So what grade are you in,
Steven?
Grade? Uh, ah, sixteenth?
So you're taking AP classes?
Uh...
Y'all ready to skate?
Heck yeah.
Ugh, I really blew that one.
I bet if they were enemy gems,
we'd be best friends by now.
Hey, Steven!
C'mon!
All right, here I come!
Wuh!
Ungh!
Whoa, are you okay?
Yeah...
It's your first time, right?
Uh...
Yeah!
But... but I'm sure I'll get it!
Do you want some help?
No thanks, I'm okay.
Whah!
You can go on without me!
I'll catch up.
Oh.
Okay!
Yell if you change your mind.
Don't worry about me!
I'm already getting
the hang of it!
Wow, Bismuth, the way you skate
is, like, marvelous.
I love your flow.
Well, you guys
ain't seen nothing yet!
Oop!
Careful there!
Bismuth, you're a natural!
Now get this: when humans
want to see each other again,
they exchange numbers.
You should try it.
I'm sure you'll have fun!
What are you talking about?
I'm having fun already.
Oh!
Here, take this.
Every human has at least
one of these in their homes.
Sometimes they even use it...
For vandalism!
Good luck out there!
Wait, where are you going?
You don't need me anymore,
Bismuth!
The humans already love you!
I'm going to make some
new connections of my own!
Hello, fellow skater!
Would you like a fresh roll?
Have fun.
Hey, Bismuth.
You gotta show us
more of those cool moves.
Well, if you insist!
Whoo!
Unh!
Okay, one lap.
I think that deserves a break.
Hey, Steven!
Connie!
Where are Daniel and Patricia?
They're still having fun
on the rink.
Did you wanna hang out?
I don't have to skate, you know.
- No! No.
- You're here to have fun!
You're so busy studying,
you should get to be
with your friends.
You're my friend.
We could sit and have
some tater tots!
No, no.
You should skate!
I want you to skate!
Well, okay then.
What am I doing?
Hey, Steven.
Done tearing it up?
Bismuth, I think I've forgotten
how to talk to humans.
Really? Have you tried
using one of these?
Pearl says it's supposed
to help.
- Maybe later.
- What's the deal?
I thought you got along great
with humans!
What about Connie and Greg?
Greg's my dad.
He doesn't count.
And Connie, it's fine
when it's just us,
but I don't know
how to talk to her
when she's with her friends.
You did fine making friends,
right Bismuth?
Oh, yeah, uh, it was all right.
All right? It was what
you came for, wasn't it?
Ah, well.
Um.
W-w-w-wait... Pearl?!
Bismuth, you're here for Pearl?
Shhhh!
Are you trying to hide it
from her?
I just don't wanna take her
away from what she's got.
She has her own thing going on.
She's like the Pearl I remember,
but a little different.
She's happier.
I just wanted to catch up.
Yeah, when Connie and I were
fighting to save the Universe,
things were sort of easier.
We were fighting the same fight.
Now it's like we're living
different lives.
I wonder if I'm even her
best friend anymore.
How long has this been going on?
Uh.
A couple months.
Listen, Steven,
Pearl brought me here
to set me up with her friends,
but Connie came here
to be with you.
You've got nothing
to mope about!
But her friends think I'm weird!
Of course you're weird!
You're a Crystal Gem!
Connie knows that.
She's always known that!
That never stopped you
from being friends.
You're right.
Connie knows who I am.
She's been my friend.
She's still my friend.
So what do you want?!
To do friend stuff with Connie!
And what are you gonna do?
Skate with Connie!
Then go do it!
Connie!
Ah!
Steven?
Steven!
Are you okay?
Connie, I'm sorry.
I don't wanna hold you back.
I don't mind.
You've got Cram School,
new friends,
you're going places
and I'm happy for you,
but I feel like
you're drifting away from me.
I wish we could reconnect,
but...
But I don't know how to skate!
Skating is what
you're worried about?
All right, everybody,
it's time for our nightly
skate competition.
Everyone show off
your sickest moves
and be crowned skater
of the night.
Come on.
I have an idea.
Let's get this party started!
♪ In the middle of the day ♪
♪ I call you over,
but you always hesitate ♪
♪ Used to tell me, "You should
leave it up to fate" ♪
♪ Now I know that
I don't ever have to wait ♪
♪ Close my eyes,
let down my hair ♪
♪ I'm thinking 'bout what
I want, gonna take me there ♪
♪ Turn the dial on the stereo ♪
♪ I'm thinking
'bout who I want ♪
♪ And I won't let go ♪
♪ You can't hold me now,
only I can do that ♪
♪ You can't hold me now ♪
♪ Only I can do that ♪
♪ You can't hold me now,
only I can do that ♪
♪ You can't hold me now ♪
♪ Hold me now, ooh ♪
I know them!
I think we can agree
who the winner is,
unless somebody wants
to follow that up?
I guess that makes the winner
by default, Stevonnie!
Connie, thanks.
Steven, Connie!
That was amazing.
What the heck was
that out there?
- Oh, fusion?
- Yeah, that's kind of our thing.
It's something I picked up from
my mom's side of the family.
The only thing I get
from my mom's side
of the family is stressed out!
Same.
What was it like the first time
you guys did that?
Okay, so we were
at this rave, right?
Yo, Steven, Connie!
Since y'all won, you guys
get to pick the next song!
The next song?
I know the perfect song.
C'mon, Connie.
Hey, Sour Cream.
I got a song for ya!
This one goes out
to Bismuth and Pearl
from Steven and Connie.
Are you tired of shady
mechanics bleeding you dry?
Bismuth!
It's my fave song!
Remember: don't get scammed,
bring it to Cams!
♪ Cam's Camshafts is the place
to bring your wreck ♪
♪ Get your car repaired
for cheap and fair ♪
♪ Without risking
your neck ♪
♪ Cam's Camshafts! ♪
Let's spice this baby up!
Yeah!
♪ Being ♪
♪ Being human ♪
♪ Just a little time ♪