Steven Universe (2013–…): Season 1, Episode 10 - Steven's Lion - full transcript
Steven finds a magical lion in the desert.
All: # We are the Crystal Gems #
♪ we'll always save the day ♪
Steven: # and if you think we can't #
All: # we'll always find a way #
- # that's why the people #
- # of this world #
- Garnet: # believe in... #
- # Garnet #
- # Amethyst #
- # and Pearl #
♪ Steven: And Steven! ♪
1x10 - Steven's Lion
Steven: W-water. Uh... so thirsty...
- for water.
- Pearl: It'll be safer if you
- stand up and walk.
- Steven: You don't understand. This is how...
you're supposed to act... in the desert.
[panting] [groans]
- Is this the thing? The place?
- Garnet: Yes, Steven.
- The power in this structure has turned aimless.
- Pearl: It's building columns
with no roofs ... stairs that go
nowhere. This is out of control.
- Amethyst: Then I guess we better...
- Steven: Aah!
Amethyst: Whoops! ...roll
on over there. [chuckles]
- Pearl: That was a bit unnecessary.
- Amethyst: Nan nani ni nun-nani nani!
Pearl: Excuse me? [creature roars]
- Steven: What was that?
- Amethyst: Let's go!
Garnet: It'll be best
if you stay here, Steven.
- Pearl: We'll be quick.
- Steven: What if something eats me?
Garnet: Do not worry, wet one.
There's nothing out here that
can harm you. See you soon.
Steven: Okay. [panting] Ugh!
Whew! It's... so... desert.
[groans]
[creature growls] What was that?
Nothing can harm me. I am the wet one.
Aah! [panting]
Good thing this column
was here. [gasps] Aah!
Aah! No, no, no!
[gasps]
No! No!
Huh?
[yawns]
Steven: Huh.
Aah!
Don't bite.
Aww. You just wanted attention. Didn't you?
Didn't you? Your mane ... it's so soft.
So you from around here?
I'm just here on business.
I really like your pink fur.
You're like the cotton candy of the jungle!
Wah! Uhh! [groaning]
I always wanted an animal
friend, but I thought ... ooh!
... it would be like a
goldfish or a dinosaur!
But I guess fate had other plans
for Steven Universe ... uhh! ...
and his best friend lion.
- Pearl: Amethyst, bubble it away!
- Amethyst: No!
- Quit being jealous, Pearl. My kill, my keep.
- Pearl: I'm not jealous.
Just be careful! If you drop it on
the sand, it'll rebuild everything!
Steven: [gasps] Garnet,
Amethyst, and Pearl are coming.
- Quick, put my head in your mouth.
- Pearl: Steven! What is that?!
- What are you doing?!
- Steven: Uh... stop! It's okay!
- Look, he's totally tame!
- Pearl: That's impossible.
Steven: No, it isn't. I
taught him to say "I love you."
I love you.
Amethyst: That's so sweet!
I-I love you, too. [sighs]
Get your hands out of that thing's mouth.
We have to get the desert
glass out of the desert!
- Amethyst: I got it.
- Garnet: Let's go, Steven.
Steven: Okay. Give me a sec.
Hey, lion, I got to go. I had a lot of fun.
I feel like you really get me.
Shhhh. This is already too
hard for the both of us.
Pearl: Amethyst, that
pillow needs to be contained!
Amethyst: Yeah, yeah. I
know what to do with it.
[snoring] [scratching]
- Steven: What's that sound?
- Amethyst: All I hear is your mouth.
Steven: I thought gems don't need sleep.
Amethyst: We don't.
[sighs] Feels good, though.
Steven: [mumbling] Probably some
kid trying to sell me lava insurance.
Hold your britches! [gasps]
Lion! Oh! Oh, my gosh!
This is such a surprise!
You came all this way to see little old me?
Whoa! [chuckles] You're fresh.
You can't go in there.
Amethyst is pretend sleeping. But whatevs.
We're together again. Now we can
do everything best friends do!
Okay, here I come! I'm gonna jump!
Get into position!
Ready?! And... catch me! I'm jumping!
Catch me! I'm falling!
Do it! Catch me! I'll die! Eee!
Okay, obviously, you're not into this ...
Wah! Uhh! Ooh! ... game. Okay!
Gonna throw this ball!
Here it comes! [grunts]
Whaaaat?! That throw was so good!
Lion, all you got to do is catch
it in your mouth. See? Aww.
Pfft! Ugh. You don't like
that one, either? Okay, wait!
I've got something you've
got to like! Fish stew pizza!
Cats love fish. Everybody loves pizza.
So you're gonna love this!
Whoa! This place is jumpin'!
Wait here. We're gonna blow some minds.
Hey, guys!
I'm doing okay, you know?
Just getting some pizza. Kofi. Kiki.
- What are you having, Steven?
- Steven: Large pizza, please. Extra fishy.
- You must be hungry!
- Steven: [chuckles] I'm ordering for two.
- [spits] Steven's pregnant?!
- Steven: I don't think so.
- But I have a giant pet lion right outside!
- You're not lyin', are you?
[chuckles] That's funny! But I'm not.
I believe it! Lot's of weird
stuff happens in Beach City.
You'd know if you read my
blog "keep Beach City weird"!
I also have buttons!
Steven: Just go outside,
and see for yourselves!
- This is amazing!
- Steven: Mm-hmm!
- It's invisible!
- Steven: Huh? What?
He's not invisible. He's pink.
Pink? How can he be invisible and pink?
There's nothing out here,
Ronaldo. Steven was lyin'.
Sorry for using the same pun twice.
- Bet you're not even pregnant.
- Steven: No, I'm telling the truth!
He's real! Onion, you believe me, right?
[scoffs]
Steven: Huh? [gasps]
Hey! Hey! Lion! You left
me at the pizza place!
I looked like a fool! I had
to eat a whole pizza by myself!
Lion! Lion, no!
Amethyst: [snoring]
Steven: Lion? [roars]
Amethyst: Uhh! Ahh. Keep it down, Steven.
Steven: What was that for?
The pillow? Is this what you wanted?
This pillow? I've been trying
to play with you and feed you
'cause I thought we were best friends.
Did all of that mean nothing to you?
Aah! Fine! I don't care!
If you want it, you can have it! [grunts]
[grunting]
[gasps] Pearl: Steven! The desert glass!
It's rebuilding its castle. Why
didn't you bubble it earlier?
- Amethyst: Welcome to shrug city, P.
- Pearl: Don't move!
- We're coming!
- Steven: Okay!
Uhh! Huh? There it is ... the pillow!
I have to get it off the sand.
Huh? Aaaah! Unh!
[screams]
Garnet: Hyah! [grunting]
This wall's not moving!
- Pearl: We got to get through before things get any ...
- Amethyst: Whoa!
Steven: [grunts]
[grunting] Wah!
[panting] Aah! [gasps]
Aah! Uhh.
[panting]
Aah! [gasps] No!
[screams]
[gasps] Lion!
Waaa-aaa-aah!
You didn't come here to steal the pillow.
You came here to protect
us from it! [roars]
Steven: [gasps] It's there!
It's putting up defenses!
How are we gonna get up there?!
[roars]
Steven: Yup. Sounds good. Let's go.
[roars]
Steven: Now, lion! [roars]
Whoo!
Roar!
Aah! Uhh! Uhh!
[chuckles nervously]
Pearl: We should have done
this in the first place.
- Amethyst: In my defense, I forgot.
- Steven: So I guess this is goodbye.
We had some good times.
But I'm sure you have other
magical stuff to smash
with other magical boys.
I love you, Steven.
I want to stay with you forever.
[gasps] Really?!
- Guys, you hear that?!
- Pearl: Are we really going to let him keep that?
- Garnet: We kept Amethyst.
- Pearl: Oh! [laughing]
"Kept Amethyst." Oh,
Garnet! That's priceless!
[gasps] Yay! Lion!
Steven: Wink!
♪ we'll always save the day ♪
Steven: # and if you think we can't #
All: # we'll always find a way #
- # that's why the people #
- # of this world #
- Garnet: # believe in... #
- # Garnet #
- # Amethyst #
- # and Pearl #
♪ Steven: And Steven! ♪
1x10 - Steven's Lion
Steven: W-water. Uh... so thirsty...
- for water.
- Pearl: It'll be safer if you
- stand up and walk.
- Steven: You don't understand. This is how...
you're supposed to act... in the desert.
[panting] [groans]
- Is this the thing? The place?
- Garnet: Yes, Steven.
- The power in this structure has turned aimless.
- Pearl: It's building columns
with no roofs ... stairs that go
nowhere. This is out of control.
- Amethyst: Then I guess we better...
- Steven: Aah!
Amethyst: Whoops! ...roll
on over there. [chuckles]
- Pearl: That was a bit unnecessary.
- Amethyst: Nan nani ni nun-nani nani!
Pearl: Excuse me? [creature roars]
- Steven: What was that?
- Amethyst: Let's go!
Garnet: It'll be best
if you stay here, Steven.
- Pearl: We'll be quick.
- Steven: What if something eats me?
Garnet: Do not worry, wet one.
There's nothing out here that
can harm you. See you soon.
Steven: Okay. [panting] Ugh!
Whew! It's... so... desert.
[groans]
[creature growls] What was that?
Nothing can harm me. I am the wet one.
Aah! [panting]
Good thing this column
was here. [gasps] Aah!
Aah! No, no, no!
[gasps]
No! No!
Huh?
[yawns]
Steven: Huh.
Aah!
Don't bite.
Aww. You just wanted attention. Didn't you?
Didn't you? Your mane ... it's so soft.
So you from around here?
I'm just here on business.
I really like your pink fur.
You're like the cotton candy of the jungle!
Wah! Uhh! [groaning]
I always wanted an animal
friend, but I thought ... ooh!
... it would be like a
goldfish or a dinosaur!
But I guess fate had other plans
for Steven Universe ... uhh! ...
and his best friend lion.
- Pearl: Amethyst, bubble it away!
- Amethyst: No!
- Quit being jealous, Pearl. My kill, my keep.
- Pearl: I'm not jealous.
Just be careful! If you drop it on
the sand, it'll rebuild everything!
Steven: [gasps] Garnet,
Amethyst, and Pearl are coming.
- Quick, put my head in your mouth.
- Pearl: Steven! What is that?!
- What are you doing?!
- Steven: Uh... stop! It's okay!
- Look, he's totally tame!
- Pearl: That's impossible.
Steven: No, it isn't. I
taught him to say "I love you."
I love you.
Amethyst: That's so sweet!
I-I love you, too. [sighs]
Get your hands out of that thing's mouth.
We have to get the desert
glass out of the desert!
- Amethyst: I got it.
- Garnet: Let's go, Steven.
Steven: Okay. Give me a sec.
Hey, lion, I got to go. I had a lot of fun.
I feel like you really get me.
Shhhh. This is already too
hard for the both of us.
Pearl: Amethyst, that
pillow needs to be contained!
Amethyst: Yeah, yeah. I
know what to do with it.
[snoring] [scratching]
- Steven: What's that sound?
- Amethyst: All I hear is your mouth.
Steven: I thought gems don't need sleep.
Amethyst: We don't.
[sighs] Feels good, though.
Steven: [mumbling] Probably some
kid trying to sell me lava insurance.
Hold your britches! [gasps]
Lion! Oh! Oh, my gosh!
This is such a surprise!
You came all this way to see little old me?
Whoa! [chuckles] You're fresh.
You can't go in there.
Amethyst is pretend sleeping. But whatevs.
We're together again. Now we can
do everything best friends do!
Okay, here I come! I'm gonna jump!
Get into position!
Ready?! And... catch me! I'm jumping!
Catch me! I'm falling!
Do it! Catch me! I'll die! Eee!
Okay, obviously, you're not into this ...
Wah! Uhh! Ooh! ... game. Okay!
Gonna throw this ball!
Here it comes! [grunts]
Whaaaat?! That throw was so good!
Lion, all you got to do is catch
it in your mouth. See? Aww.
Pfft! Ugh. You don't like
that one, either? Okay, wait!
I've got something you've
got to like! Fish stew pizza!
Cats love fish. Everybody loves pizza.
So you're gonna love this!
Whoa! This place is jumpin'!
Wait here. We're gonna blow some minds.
Hey, guys!
I'm doing okay, you know?
Just getting some pizza. Kofi. Kiki.
- What are you having, Steven?
- Steven: Large pizza, please. Extra fishy.
- You must be hungry!
- Steven: [chuckles] I'm ordering for two.
- [spits] Steven's pregnant?!
- Steven: I don't think so.
- But I have a giant pet lion right outside!
- You're not lyin', are you?
[chuckles] That's funny! But I'm not.
I believe it! Lot's of weird
stuff happens in Beach City.
You'd know if you read my
blog "keep Beach City weird"!
I also have buttons!
Steven: Just go outside,
and see for yourselves!
- This is amazing!
- Steven: Mm-hmm!
- It's invisible!
- Steven: Huh? What?
He's not invisible. He's pink.
Pink? How can he be invisible and pink?
There's nothing out here,
Ronaldo. Steven was lyin'.
Sorry for using the same pun twice.
- Bet you're not even pregnant.
- Steven: No, I'm telling the truth!
He's real! Onion, you believe me, right?
[scoffs]
Steven: Huh? [gasps]
Hey! Hey! Lion! You left
me at the pizza place!
I looked like a fool! I had
to eat a whole pizza by myself!
Lion! Lion, no!
Amethyst: [snoring]
Steven: Lion? [roars]
Amethyst: Uhh! Ahh. Keep it down, Steven.
Steven: What was that for?
The pillow? Is this what you wanted?
This pillow? I've been trying
to play with you and feed you
'cause I thought we were best friends.
Did all of that mean nothing to you?
Aah! Fine! I don't care!
If you want it, you can have it! [grunts]
[grunting]
[gasps] Pearl: Steven! The desert glass!
It's rebuilding its castle. Why
didn't you bubble it earlier?
- Amethyst: Welcome to shrug city, P.
- Pearl: Don't move!
- We're coming!
- Steven: Okay!
Uhh! Huh? There it is ... the pillow!
I have to get it off the sand.
Huh? Aaaah! Unh!
[screams]
Garnet: Hyah! [grunting]
This wall's not moving!
- Pearl: We got to get through before things get any ...
- Amethyst: Whoa!
Steven: [grunts]
[grunting] Wah!
[panting] Aah! [gasps]
Aah! Uhh.
[panting]
Aah! [gasps] No!
[screams]
[gasps] Lion!
Waaa-aaa-aah!
You didn't come here to steal the pillow.
You came here to protect
us from it! [roars]
Steven: [gasps] It's there!
It's putting up defenses!
How are we gonna get up there?!
[roars]
Steven: Yup. Sounds good. Let's go.
[roars]
Steven: Now, lion! [roars]
Whoo!
Roar!
Aah! Uhh! Uhh!
[chuckles nervously]
Pearl: We should have done
this in the first place.
- Amethyst: In my defense, I forgot.
- Steven: So I guess this is goodbye.
We had some good times.
But I'm sure you have other
magical stuff to smash
with other magical boys.
I love you, Steven.
I want to stay with you forever.
[gasps] Really?!
- Guys, you hear that?!
- Pearl: Are we really going to let him keep that?
- Garnet: We kept Amethyst.
- Pearl: Oh! [laughing]
"Kept Amethyst." Oh,
Garnet! That's priceless!
[gasps] Yay! Lion!
Steven: Wink!