Static Shock (2000–2004): Season 1, Episode 1 - Shock to the System - full transcript
A boy, Virgil, gains electrical based super powers after exposure to a strange gas.
Subtitles by Synchrofusion
Speed it up we don't have all night
Why you sweating me dude?
The guards are on ice the alarms shut off
Everythings covered
What the heck is up with that?
You mean "what up with that"
Either you slang properly or don't use it at all
It's a kid on a flying man-hole
I don't care if it's Aladin on his flying
carpet!
Get Him!
Metal weapons and dumb thugs
How easy does it get?
Like turning on lights in a roach motel
That's my taser punch
Shocking isn't it?
I got him dupe
Okay you got me off guard
I'm new at this so sue me
Not that I've got a curfew or anything..
but I've really got to wrap this up
Stick around fellas
You've got company
Piece of cake with frosting and sprinkles
My first bad guy beat down and I hardly
broke a sweat
Hard to believe just a few days ago I was the last person you'd call hero material
#Check me out now will ya
I've got the looks that fill ya#
#If ya down
I'll fell ya#
Coming up like weeds
Hey puff daddy you're taking a lot of time for guy with only five wiskers
At least I'm growing mine on purpose!
Just hurry up
And give your little weak rapping a rest
Don't forget your dog collar!
Ruff!
Sisters!
Agh
Dang static electricity
Isn't it time we got some hardwood floors
people
Sorry son, I'm in a hurry this morning
I feel you pops
Got a big day in front of me myself
Big
Big, big
I'm taking my friendship with Frida
to another level
Gonna ask her to homecoming
What she ever do to you?
What's this? An egg smoothy?
You know that just the way momma made em.
Funny, I don't remember needing a straw
to eat hers
Come on Virgil your sister went through
all this trouble
Least you could do is given them a try
Humph
Momma if you listening...
I could use some help here
[phone rining]
Hello?
Heey Teddy
Yeah I really liked that lecture last night
Tonight?
You mean a real date?
Let me check my schedule
Of course I have a schedule!
No I don't have a little black book
It's baysly
Good looking out moms
Fluffy egg goodness!
V Man!
Richie!
Is today gonna be that day or what?
You mean me and Frida?
Of course, today is the day
Man its on!
Yo, yo, Heres your chance bro
Let me hear that stron rap you're
gonna drop on her
Well Frida...
We've known each other for a long time now and
I was wonder if you do me the honor
Snoore
Do me the honor? Man you sound like
a form letter
That's not gonna cut with... Hey!
Frida
Hey Guys
Guess what. Mr Mcdonald said we could
put up the decorations early this year
Cool. Eyy look at me gotta go
Good luck with your um.. test
Where were you this weekend Virigil
I've been dying to talk to you about homecoming
-Really
Yeah I took your advice
You know Eddie the quater back
I heard he wanted to take me to the dance
But Dave also left a message! And Cleo said
Seth Grey wanted my phone number
Isn't it wild
I'm juggling three hotties!
You know Frida.. Hot isn't everything
In some circles wit and umm
off beat charm still count for alot. In fact...
I was wondering if you would do me the honor
-Hey Frida
Looking Good
You smell good too
You need to brush up on body language 101
Her's says not in this life time
Let's see if your face can understand
what my fist is saying
Yo. I know you're not sweating my man Virgil
Frances
Nah Wade, we was just playing
Here Virg
Catch you later Virgil
Tangling with F Stop are you crazy?
The dude makes Norman Bates look
like Mr. Rogers
Tell me something I don't know
If it wasn't for Wade I'd be looking
for a good plastic surgen right now
If any more static breaks out between you and F Stop
You know I got your back
Thanks man, peace!
-And Out
If only he knew Kong Fu
I'm picking up where I left off
Chum
Come on guys
Can't we do this later fellas?
Beatdowns just don't feel right without
lockers and dim school lighting
Virgil the jokester
Laugh your way out of this funny man
F Stop Wade and his Homie headin our way
You'll be seeing more of me believe that
Ah Wade.. I had them just where I wanted them man
Meet me under the stone bridge in a half
half hour? but
But I gotta meet pops in a half hour
- In a half
"Say sun where were you this after noon"?
Well dad the nice gangbangers invited
me for tea and cookies
"Son don't you know that bangers are dangerous"?
With all do respect dad... Well duh!
Gee it's so nice out, its a shame to be indoors
Welcome to our crib Virgil
-Cozy
This place should be on that show
"This Old Warehouse"
I like you Virgil you funny, and your smart
But keeping Frances off your butt takes
up too much of my time
I never asked you to do that Wade
Hear that? Dissing Wade, must be crazy
Punk Frances is looking for street cred
young brother
One day he's gonna catch you out there
and I won't be around
Sick dude like him, who know what
he'll do then
Gee, I was hoping he'd get bored of me
and go terrorize a (?)
This is no joke Virgil
There's only one way your gonna
save your skin
Roll with my crew
-Me?
You don't want me
I'm only 14 and I'm too stringy
to be a banger
Don't front Virgil Im offering you life insurance
Join up and F Stop will back off quickly
He ain't looking to tangle with this possy
I feel what you're saying
But it's my pops
He's got a tini little problem with gangs
And I'm too young to be homeless
Your Pops gonna watch your back all day?
He's gonna bet on F Stop for you?
Always said you were smart Virgil
Don't Prove me wrong now
Football injury huh?
-Yes sir
Two things, One since when do you
play football without a helment
And two, since when does your narrow behind
play football at all
Who asked you miss nosy
Pops can I be excused I'm really sore
-Sure Son
Come on dad, Football?
-He'll talk about it when he's ready
[ringing]
Hello
Tell me its not true.
Tell me you didn't join Wades crew
Were'd you hear that?!
It's all over Virg.Its like they want everyone to know
But I didn't...
not exactly
I mean, I didn't say yes
I just sort of nodded like I was thinking on it.
Geez Virgil your mom died from gang fire
-Don't you think I know that?
What am I gonna do?
I got the F problem big time
-Yeah now you go the Wade problem too.
He's gonna expect favors man
Okay, okay, I'll squash this
Tell him there's been a misunderstanding
Maybe I can be a banger water boy or something
Hold on I got incoming
Hello...
Meet us at the docks, now
Gate 10 we're taking care of your
problem tongiht
Wade... Wade!
Terrific
Hello?
Keep your mouth shut
What's going on?
There's gonna be a major throw down tonight
with all of the major crews in the city
Wade, we gotta talk
Shush
look
Time to go the permanent route
little bro. This way
Oww man. I've stepped into it big this time.
Virgil?
This is gonna be fun
Freeze!
You are in a restricted area
Drop all weapons and step into the open
[screaming]
What's going on?
Grab your mask
I'm home
I'm alive
Dang static electricity!
Down boy
Don't slam the doors
-Yes sir
Dad's razor... its possessed
I'm a human fuse box
[ringing]
I got it, I got it
Hello?
Virgil, what happened
You are gonna trip
Meet me in the auto junk yard ASAP, bye
Say what?
Virgil!
Yo, Virgil!
I'm worried about his butt and he's rushing me
off the phone
Tell me that's not cool
- How the hell did you..
There was this explosion last night.
There was this gas
It changed me Richie, check it out
Double wow
No more asking my pops to borrow his
card dude
Uh, you don't even drive yet V
Whatever. Oh, and I really like this!
Talk about your static cling
V man you could so be a super hero
I could, Couldn't I
Come on V, we gotta get you some gear!
Not your best look chicken legs
Alright, now this is just embarassing
Eh, you look like a battery commercial.
Next!
We've got ourselves a winner
And that's pretty much how it all began
We need a ladder
Guess I should ground them
The new lab computers
Those lights go over there
Hey, I though Virgil was coming?
He had to uh.. get his VCR fixed you know
how it flashes
12 o Clock, 12 o Clock
.. that..
check it out!
Special delivery
I had business at the warehouse and look
what I found
Who are you?
The names Static
I put a "shock" to your system
Good line
I see you've still got some work to do.
Fortaunetly I'm what you call an
all purpose superhero
It's beautiful
Not as beautiful as the sight I see.
My "sherie"
Why isn't this easy for Virgil?
See ya
He's a natural
It's getting worse. They keep mutating
Is the hazmat team here yet?
He's burning up!
[sinister laughter]
What a trip
This is gonna be fun!
Speed it up we don't have all night
Why you sweating me dude?
The guards are on ice the alarms shut off
Everythings covered
What the heck is up with that?
You mean "what up with that"
Either you slang properly or don't use it at all
It's a kid on a flying man-hole
I don't care if it's Aladin on his flying
carpet!
Get Him!
Metal weapons and dumb thugs
How easy does it get?
Like turning on lights in a roach motel
That's my taser punch
Shocking isn't it?
I got him dupe
Okay you got me off guard
I'm new at this so sue me
Not that I've got a curfew or anything..
but I've really got to wrap this up
Stick around fellas
You've got company
Piece of cake with frosting and sprinkles
My first bad guy beat down and I hardly
broke a sweat
Hard to believe just a few days ago I was the last person you'd call hero material
#Check me out now will ya
I've got the looks that fill ya#
#If ya down
I'll fell ya#
Coming up like weeds
Hey puff daddy you're taking a lot of time for guy with only five wiskers
At least I'm growing mine on purpose!
Just hurry up
And give your little weak rapping a rest
Don't forget your dog collar!
Ruff!
Sisters!
Agh
Dang static electricity
Isn't it time we got some hardwood floors
people
Sorry son, I'm in a hurry this morning
I feel you pops
Got a big day in front of me myself
Big
Big, big
I'm taking my friendship with Frida
to another level
Gonna ask her to homecoming
What she ever do to you?
What's this? An egg smoothy?
You know that just the way momma made em.
Funny, I don't remember needing a straw
to eat hers
Come on Virgil your sister went through
all this trouble
Least you could do is given them a try
Humph
Momma if you listening...
I could use some help here
[phone rining]
Hello?
Heey Teddy
Yeah I really liked that lecture last night
Tonight?
You mean a real date?
Let me check my schedule
Of course I have a schedule!
No I don't have a little black book
It's baysly
Good looking out moms
Fluffy egg goodness!
V Man!
Richie!
Is today gonna be that day or what?
You mean me and Frida?
Of course, today is the day
Man its on!
Yo, yo, Heres your chance bro
Let me hear that stron rap you're
gonna drop on her
Well Frida...
We've known each other for a long time now and
I was wonder if you do me the honor
Snoore
Do me the honor? Man you sound like
a form letter
That's not gonna cut with... Hey!
Frida
Hey Guys
Guess what. Mr Mcdonald said we could
put up the decorations early this year
Cool. Eyy look at me gotta go
Good luck with your um.. test
Where were you this weekend Virigil
I've been dying to talk to you about homecoming
-Really
Yeah I took your advice
You know Eddie the quater back
I heard he wanted to take me to the dance
But Dave also left a message! And Cleo said
Seth Grey wanted my phone number
Isn't it wild
I'm juggling three hotties!
You know Frida.. Hot isn't everything
In some circles wit and umm
off beat charm still count for alot. In fact...
I was wondering if you would do me the honor
-Hey Frida
Looking Good
You smell good too
You need to brush up on body language 101
Her's says not in this life time
Let's see if your face can understand
what my fist is saying
Yo. I know you're not sweating my man Virgil
Frances
Nah Wade, we was just playing
Here Virg
Catch you later Virgil
Tangling with F Stop are you crazy?
The dude makes Norman Bates look
like Mr. Rogers
Tell me something I don't know
If it wasn't for Wade I'd be looking
for a good plastic surgen right now
If any more static breaks out between you and F Stop
You know I got your back
Thanks man, peace!
-And Out
If only he knew Kong Fu
I'm picking up where I left off
Chum
Come on guys
Can't we do this later fellas?
Beatdowns just don't feel right without
lockers and dim school lighting
Virgil the jokester
Laugh your way out of this funny man
F Stop Wade and his Homie headin our way
You'll be seeing more of me believe that
Ah Wade.. I had them just where I wanted them man
Meet me under the stone bridge in a half
half hour? but
But I gotta meet pops in a half hour
- In a half
"Say sun where were you this after noon"?
Well dad the nice gangbangers invited
me for tea and cookies
"Son don't you know that bangers are dangerous"?
With all do respect dad... Well duh!
Gee it's so nice out, its a shame to be indoors
Welcome to our crib Virgil
-Cozy
This place should be on that show
"This Old Warehouse"
I like you Virgil you funny, and your smart
But keeping Frances off your butt takes
up too much of my time
I never asked you to do that Wade
Hear that? Dissing Wade, must be crazy
Punk Frances is looking for street cred
young brother
One day he's gonna catch you out there
and I won't be around
Sick dude like him, who know what
he'll do then
Gee, I was hoping he'd get bored of me
and go terrorize a (?)
This is no joke Virgil
There's only one way your gonna
save your skin
Roll with my crew
-Me?
You don't want me
I'm only 14 and I'm too stringy
to be a banger
Don't front Virgil Im offering you life insurance
Join up and F Stop will back off quickly
He ain't looking to tangle with this possy
I feel what you're saying
But it's my pops
He's got a tini little problem with gangs
And I'm too young to be homeless
Your Pops gonna watch your back all day?
He's gonna bet on F Stop for you?
Always said you were smart Virgil
Don't Prove me wrong now
Football injury huh?
-Yes sir
Two things, One since when do you
play football without a helment
And two, since when does your narrow behind
play football at all
Who asked you miss nosy
Pops can I be excused I'm really sore
-Sure Son
Come on dad, Football?
-He'll talk about it when he's ready
[ringing]
Hello
Tell me its not true.
Tell me you didn't join Wades crew
Were'd you hear that?!
It's all over Virg.Its like they want everyone to know
But I didn't...
not exactly
I mean, I didn't say yes
I just sort of nodded like I was thinking on it.
Geez Virgil your mom died from gang fire
-Don't you think I know that?
What am I gonna do?
I got the F problem big time
-Yeah now you go the Wade problem too.
He's gonna expect favors man
Okay, okay, I'll squash this
Tell him there's been a misunderstanding
Maybe I can be a banger water boy or something
Hold on I got incoming
Hello...
Meet us at the docks, now
Gate 10 we're taking care of your
problem tongiht
Wade... Wade!
Terrific
Hello?
Keep your mouth shut
What's going on?
There's gonna be a major throw down tonight
with all of the major crews in the city
Wade, we gotta talk
Shush
look
Time to go the permanent route
little bro. This way
Oww man. I've stepped into it big this time.
Virgil?
This is gonna be fun
Freeze!
You are in a restricted area
Drop all weapons and step into the open
[screaming]
What's going on?
Grab your mask
I'm home
I'm alive
Dang static electricity!
Down boy
Don't slam the doors
-Yes sir
Dad's razor... its possessed
I'm a human fuse box
[ringing]
I got it, I got it
Hello?
Virgil, what happened
You are gonna trip
Meet me in the auto junk yard ASAP, bye
Say what?
Virgil!
Yo, Virgil!
I'm worried about his butt and he's rushing me
off the phone
Tell me that's not cool
- How the hell did you..
There was this explosion last night.
There was this gas
It changed me Richie, check it out
Double wow
No more asking my pops to borrow his
card dude
Uh, you don't even drive yet V
Whatever. Oh, and I really like this!
Talk about your static cling
V man you could so be a super hero
I could, Couldn't I
Come on V, we gotta get you some gear!
Not your best look chicken legs
Alright, now this is just embarassing
Eh, you look like a battery commercial.
Next!
We've got ourselves a winner
And that's pretty much how it all began
We need a ladder
Guess I should ground them
The new lab computers
Those lights go over there
Hey, I though Virgil was coming?
He had to uh.. get his VCR fixed you know
how it flashes
12 o Clock, 12 o Clock
.. that..
check it out!
Special delivery
I had business at the warehouse and look
what I found
Who are you?
The names Static
I put a "shock" to your system
Good line
I see you've still got some work to do.
Fortaunetly I'm what you call an
all purpose superhero
It's beautiful
Not as beautiful as the sight I see.
My "sherie"
Why isn't this easy for Virgil?
See ya
He's a natural
It's getting worse. They keep mutating
Is the hazmat team here yet?
He's burning up!
[sinister laughter]
What a trip
This is gonna be fun!