Spy Kids: Mission Critical (2018–…): Season 2, Episode 9 - Family Unfriendly - full transcript
[Murna] Attention, cadets!
This is Murna,
your Academy information officer,
with a special reminder.
It's Parents Weekend,
that means you need to--
[woman] Good morning, superspy children.
This is Flurna,
Murna's mother from Mapleville.
Don't forget to clean your dorm rooms
and brush your teeth--
-[speaker squeals]
-[Murna] Mom! That's my microphone.
[Flurna] Oh! Murna,
is that a zit on your chin?
[Murna] Shh, Mom, not now.
Parents Weekend. Finally!
I can't remember how long it's been
since I've seen Mom and Dad.
[moans]
You excited, Juni?
We get to compete
in the Battle of the Best Spy Family.
It's tradition!
Yeah, great. Never been happier.
Hmm.
I'm sure my parents
will be the first to arrive.
They are Mr. and Mrs. Awesome, after all.
Overachievers, just like their son.
I bet my father will get here first.
Well, that's no fair, Scorpion.
Your father already works here.
-Fair or not, I win. [slurps]
-[groans]
Ah!
I'm really looking forward
to meeting your parents, Ace.
Hmm? Oh, they might not make it.
Our house was infested by wallabies.
Wallaby infestation? That's a thing?
Yeah, in Australia!
[Gablet] Hey! This just in, G.
You've got Mom and Dad calling.
-OMG! It's my 'rents!
-[beeps]
[Mom] Hey, valley girl.
Like, we're totally running late.
We met these excellent dudes
at the Circle-J
who were jammed into a phone booth
with a bunch of people
in totally tubular historical costumes.
It was like, most excellent!
But we're back on the road now.
See you soon!
Aw-ww! Giant heart emoji.
-Huh?
-[Gablet beeps]
-Huh?
-I almost forgot.
I have Gregorio
and Ingrid Cortez on hold!
[beeps]
Carmen. Junito.
Mom! Dad! Are you on your way?
We can't wait to see you.
Yeah, right. Can't wait.
Unfortunately, due to circumstances
beyond our control,
we will not be able to make it
to Parents Weekend.
We're so sorry. But we love you so much
and we'll see you very soon.
-[rings]
-[Gablet] Bummer.
Yeah, that's terrible. Oh, well.
Juni, what's up with you?
Don't you want to see Mom and Dad?
-[rustling]
-Hmm?
[moans]
Hey, P? Uh, how's it going?
How do you think it's going?
It's Parents Weekend, Juni.
You'll understand if I don't feel much
like hanging around for it.
I'd do anything to see my parents again.
Everyone will have their families.
I just wish I had mine.
P, you've got me and Carmen and--
I don't even see you anymore, Juni.
You never invite me to mission planning.
You never even tell me
where you're going these days.
No, it's just...
You know what? Come with me.
Boom. So this is where you've been lately!
Yeah, we needed to find a location
that was absolutely mole-proof.
Wow, this place is so cool, Juni.
And there's no record of this library
in any of the OSS files.
Nope. Totally lost in time.
Now you know where I've been.
Sorry I didn't tell you about it sooner.
Now let's get back upstairs
before everyone starts worrying
about where we went.
[Golden Brain sighs]
[groans]
-[Therese] Mr. Brain!
-[Golden Brain] Huh?
Sorry to interrupt your cartoons,
but I have some great news!
[Golden Brain] Let me guess, Therese.
Has the Arctic snow tick been removed
from the endangered species list?
Oh, that would be so wonderful, but no.
Your Isochamber is complete!
Let's do a victory twirl, Mr. Brain.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah!
[chuckles]
[Golden Brain sighs]
What's wrong, Mr. Brain?
You didn't do a victory twirl.
[Golden Brain] Yes, you will forgive me
if I'm not feeling particularly "twirly"
at the moment, Therese.
What do you mean, Mr. Brain?
[Golden Brain] Although the Isochamber
is complete, it is only half the equation.
It's nothing without the serum!
Serum, Mr. Brain?
[Golden Brain gasps]
Yes, the serum that Agent Noone
is procuring for me in the Amazon
for my dolphin net injury, of course!
Oh, this darn rotator cuff. Ow!
[chuckles]
Ah, I wondered what his mission was.
It's medicinal.
I have faith that Agent Noone
will pull through for you.
[singing]
♪ Do-dee, do-dee, do-do, do-do ♪
-[Golden Brain] Therese, you naive fool.
-[beeps]
-Aha!
-[beeps]
Whoa!
Ugh! [moans]
Talk.
Uh, about anything in particular?
You know something.
And it has to do with Mom and Dad.
That's why you're happy
they're not coming this weekend.
So, what is it?
No, really, I don't--
I've known you since the day
you were born, Juni.
And I know you're hiding something. Spill!
[moans]
[sighs] Uh...!
Come on.
Juni, I'm not just co-leader
of Mission Critical.
I'm also your big sister.
You can talk to me.
Okay. It's about Dad.
Uh-huh. What about him?
Why don't you sit down instead?
Okay, here goes.
You know the creator
of the Pinnoquinox Serum?
Sebastian Oliver.
The OSS shadow operative? What about him?
Well, that's just an alias.
Then what's his real name?
[moans, winces]
Gregorio Cortez.
[laughs] What?
Come on, Juni. That's impossible.
-What's the real--?
-No, Carmen, it's true.
Wait. Dad created the serum?
Without OSS approval.
How do you know this?
Well, uh... [chuckles]
that's a funny story.
-Juni...!
-Yeah. Uh...
Right. Remember that solo mission
I went on?
Well, it was actually for Dad.
What?
He needed me to get a top secret file
from the old OSS HQ.
And I kinda looked at it.
Why would Dad do this?
And why wouldn't he tell us?
He could get kicked out of the OSS
if anyone ever found out!
[sighs]
Oh! I can't believe he'd be so selfish.
So irresponsible, so--
Geesh, Carm, you sound just like him.
I do not!
Now you see why I'm glad
they're not coming this weekend.
-Now we won't have to--
-[both] Surprise!
Carmen, Junito. Happy Parents Weekend!
[both chuckle]
It is so nice to be walking
these halls again.
Remember our first Parents Weekend?
Yeah, really brings back memories.
And some questions, too,
like, why are you here?
[Ingrid] Hmm.
Uh, I mean... you said you weren't coming.
Well, even on a secured line,
it isn't safe to disclose our plans.
So we decided to use a little deception.
[chuckles] We are spies, after all.
Yeah, deception. What a concept.
-It also gave us a great opportunity...
-What?
...to surprise you two.
Who doesn't love a surprise?
[both chuckle]
[both] Humph.
Well, I for one could really use
a fun-filled family weekend.
I hope you two are ready for the Battle
of the Best Spy Family competition.
[chuckles] I know I am.
Juni, we have to talk to them.
No, we can't!
Then he'll know I looked at the file.
-Juni.
-No, Carm.
We need to act normal
and make sure nobody suspects a thing.
[growls]
-Okay?
-Huh? Fine.
Great.
But that doesn't mean I can't talk to him.
Carmen, no!
Agh! I knew I should've kept
my big dumb mouth shut.
[voices overlapping]
Okay, so far so good.
I think everyone's keeping to themselves.
Nothing to worry about.
[Immortata]
Oh, Gregorio and Ingrid Cortez!
[groans] Me and my big dumb mouth.
Ciao! I am so excited you are here.
What a glorious family weekend, no?
[both chuckle]
Yes. And we're excited to be here.
So tell me,
what have you two troublemakers
been getting into lately, eh?
[gasps]
Whoo! Will you look at the time?
We should get ready
for the Battle of the Best!
You two need to stretch out.
You're not getting any younger, you know.
And we probably shouldn't monopolize
Headmaster Immortata's time.
She has so many people to greet.
Right, Headmaster?
Oh, well, I guess I...
Exactly. Talk soon!
-Junito, what has gotten into you?
-Uh...
Just trying to keep us focused.
Talking will get us off our game.
We should just keep our mouths shut.
Right, Carmen?
[Carmen sighs]
-[Gregorio] The Vasquezes, eh?
-[all grunt]
[chuckles]
This weekend just got very interesting.
Wait, you know them?
Know them? [chuckles]
Jaime and Kopi were our biggest rivals
during our time at Spy Academy.
Let me go over and say hello
for old times' sake.
-No!
-Hmm?
Now, Gregorio, remember,
this is a fun family weekend.
Yeah, Dad. Mom's right.
A fun and quiet family weekend.
Real quiet.
[Dez] Well, well, well, well.
If it isn't the Cortez clowns.
Can it, Dez.
-I'm Zed, he's Dez! I'm a--
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whatever. I've got more important things
to worry about than this.
-[Gregorio] Fegan Floop?
-Huh?
[Gregorio] I see that cartoon character
Floop is still here.
I have a few questions for him.
Come on, Dad, the competition
is about to start. Don't want to be late!
[chuckles, sighs] Oh!
Parents, cadets, welcome
to the Battle of the Best Spy Family!
Our first event
is the world famous
OSS pie-eating contest!
Looks like it's you and me, Dad.
[gasps]
Nope! Me and Dad.
Called it! Some father-son bonding time.
[groans]
I hope you're not expecting
to win Battle of the Best Spy Family.
Because we've trained
for this moment for years.
You trained? For a family event?
It's supposed to be fun.
-And it will be...
-Watching you guys go down.
[group] Vasquezes!
Ha! We will beat you just like we did
every year at Spy Academy.
Oh, really?
What have you been doing in deep cover
that makes you so sure of that?
-Well, I'll tell you, I--
-[Juni gasps, grunts]
Whoops. Sorry. False start!
[growls]
Let the games begin!
[Immortata] Andiamo!
This is great, Carm.
As long as he's eating, he's not talking.
You know, Jaime, let me tell you
about what we were doing in deep cover.
[grunts]
Juni, what is the meaning of this, eh?
[gasps, chuckles]
-I was just telling Jaime--
-[splashes]
Vasquezes!
And the winners are...
the Vasquezes!
[group] Vasquezes!
Ay, Dios mío. [groans]
They slipped?
[chuckles]
Apparently, my parents are still delayed.
My papa accidentally locked
my mama in the car
and they are waiting
for roadside assistance.
This is so unlike them.
[yelps]
Yeah. I wonder where they get it from?
[Mom Glitch] Hey, valley girl!
Hey, hey! You guys here?
Like, almost.
We were on our way when we totally ran
into a group of kids with a treasure map.
They were looking for pirate gold
to save their homes from a land developer.
Gag me with a spoon, right?
But we're on our way! Be there soon!
-[chimes]
-[Ace] Ah!
This must be my parents
checking in about the wallaby infestation.
They should be at stage two by now--
the negotiation.
Negotiating? With wallabies?
Yep. And you thought emus
were tough negotiators.
You haven't seen nothing
like a wallaby, mate.
[Gablet] Actually, no.
My scanners just intercepted
an unauthorized transmission
from inside the academy.
OMG! Is it the mole?
[No-One, distorted]
Operation is moving forward well.
Event providing good cover as expected.
There is nothing more important
for a family than teamwork, no?
And you will need that
to win the three-legged race!
Hmm?
Carmen? Oh, no!
-Ha! You Cortezes...
-Are outclassed.
[both] Vasquezes!
Fine. Yeah, Vasquezes. Whatever.
Don't care. I just need to-- [gasps]
Hmm.
[grunts] Oh!
[mutters] Carmen's shenanigans.
-Is everything okay, honey?
-Mm-hmm.
[tweets]
-Whoo!
-[cheering]
[panting]
Hey, where are we going?
Oh, no. She's gonna try and talk to him!
-I have to stop this!
-What? Whoa!
[all grunting]
-[whistle tweets]
-Junito!
[Immortata] And the winners are...
the Floops!
[growling]
And now, for the final event,
the burping contest!
[gurgling]
Ugh!
Is everything all right with you two?
You seem a little...
Who's--?
-[chuckles]
-[Carmen gulps]
-Junito!
-[Gregorio gulps]
Juni, what is going on with you?
[mumbling]
[whirring]
[gulps]
[gulps]
I can't believe
you were gonna talk to Dad.
I know you want this whole thing
to blow over,
but that's not gonna happen.
We need to talk to him.
Shh! Keep spraying.
[loud burping]
[Murna] Mom!
[applause]
[burps]
[burps]
Humph!
[feeble burping]
Ah! And it looks like our winners are...
[burp rumbles]
Ooh!
Hmm?
Okay, the winners of the burping contest
and the Battle of the Best...
the Floops!
I do think you should get that
checked out.
Yeah! We did it!
Well, we gave it our best shot.
And now, maybe we can focus
on spending some time together
without distraction.
Yeah, family time. Ugh.
-Huh?
-[yelps]
[beeps]
We got you now, mole!
[gasps]
Huh?
[Glitch panting]
OMG! The signal just stops here!
[groans] Angry face emoji!
Unless they're a Chewy Dewy Bar,
the mole gave us the slip again!
Hmm. Perhaps all is not lost, friends.
It seems our mole
was trying to lighten their load.
OMG! A voice modulator!
[crowd cheering]
[cheering, applause]
-We have to say something!
-No, we don't.
-We can't avoid it forever, Juni.
-Just for the weekend.
Then they'll leave and we'll never
have to talk about it again.
Never have to talk about what again?
[chuckling]
You both have been acting
very strange all day.
-What's the matter?
-It's nothing.
No, Juni. It's not nothing.
You know you can tell us anything.
Who's Sebastian Oliver?
Where--? Where did you hear that name?
[sighs]
Oh, Cortezes, why so serious?
I must admit,
I was a little surprised myself
that the Floops won and not you,
but that is no reason for these sad faces.
Smile! Parents Weekend
is just getting started.
Come on! Now, let's have some fun.
Cappuccinos for everyone!
[growls]
[books thump]
Ugh! This bed smells
like a musty kangaroo.
[doorbell rings]
Dad, I'm really sorry.
I know I shouldn't have looked
at the file.
-You trusted me, and I went and...
-No, Junito.
I never should have put you
in that position to begin with.
This is my fault.
I made the Pinnoquinox to help mankind.
To create meta-spies
to safeguard our world.
All those secrets I was keeping
were just to protect all of you.
I never meant to hurt anyone.
You know, Dad, you taught us
that a team is like a family,
but you forgot that a family
is also like a team.
Well, it's a good thing
the serum's formula file
is safely back in my hands then, hmm?
We won't have to worry
about the Pinnoquinox anymore
and we can put all of this behind us.
Uh... yeah, right.
Uh, well...
while we're on the subject
of secrets--
Secrets? The Pinnoquinox?
Yeah, we sort of found it.
And we've been trying to keep it
out of Golden Brain's hands ever since.
[chuckles] Crazy, right?
The Pinnoquinox is here?
-[doorbell rings]
-Aztec! The mole dropped a clue!
A mole?
What other secrets do you have to share?
[groans] Ugh!
Is this a bad time?
[No-One on recording]
Operation is moving forward well.
Event providing good cover as expected.
-[clicks off]
-A mole? In Spy Academy?
But the Pinnoquinox--
It's in a mole-proof hiding spot.
-[Gablet buzzing, beeping]
-I've run every diagnostic possible,
but the decoder isn't giving me any info.
I tried de-scrambling it,
but it has every firewall
and security tech I have ever seen.
[groans] Frustrated emoji.
Juni, remember how I always tell you
to stop mimicking people?
Yeah, you say it's annoying and impolite.
Well, I'm giving you permission
to be annoying and impolite right now.
Mimic the mole's voice.
Then Glitch can unfilter it.
Whoo! Hashtag, genius!
[beeping]
-[beeps]
-[beeps]
[beeps]
-[clicks]
-Operation is moving forward well.
Event providing good cover as expected.
[beeping]
[in deeper voice]
Operation is moving forward well.
Event providing good cover as expected.
[beeps]
It's not working. Need more mole.
[in deeper voice]
Operation is moving forward well.
Event providing good cover as expected.
-[rings]
-Yes! Hashtag, got it!
[Gablet beeping]
[beeping]
This is it.
It's time to find out who our mole is.
Mission Critical, meet Agent No-One.
-[beeps]
-[voice] Operation is moving forward well.
Event providing good cover as expected.
Oh, no. It can't!
Crikey, that sounds a lot like...
Oh, no!
Juni, what's wrong?
I was just trying to be a good friend.
[all gasp]
This is Murna,
your Academy information officer,
with a special reminder.
It's Parents Weekend,
that means you need to--
[woman] Good morning, superspy children.
This is Flurna,
Murna's mother from Mapleville.
Don't forget to clean your dorm rooms
and brush your teeth--
-[speaker squeals]
-[Murna] Mom! That's my microphone.
[Flurna] Oh! Murna,
is that a zit on your chin?
[Murna] Shh, Mom, not now.
Parents Weekend. Finally!
I can't remember how long it's been
since I've seen Mom and Dad.
[moans]
You excited, Juni?
We get to compete
in the Battle of the Best Spy Family.
It's tradition!
Yeah, great. Never been happier.
Hmm.
I'm sure my parents
will be the first to arrive.
They are Mr. and Mrs. Awesome, after all.
Overachievers, just like their son.
I bet my father will get here first.
Well, that's no fair, Scorpion.
Your father already works here.
-Fair or not, I win. [slurps]
-[groans]
Ah!
I'm really looking forward
to meeting your parents, Ace.
Hmm? Oh, they might not make it.
Our house was infested by wallabies.
Wallaby infestation? That's a thing?
Yeah, in Australia!
[Gablet] Hey! This just in, G.
You've got Mom and Dad calling.
-OMG! It's my 'rents!
-[beeps]
[Mom] Hey, valley girl.
Like, we're totally running late.
We met these excellent dudes
at the Circle-J
who were jammed into a phone booth
with a bunch of people
in totally tubular historical costumes.
It was like, most excellent!
But we're back on the road now.
See you soon!
Aw-ww! Giant heart emoji.
-Huh?
-[Gablet beeps]
-Huh?
-I almost forgot.
I have Gregorio
and Ingrid Cortez on hold!
[beeps]
Carmen. Junito.
Mom! Dad! Are you on your way?
We can't wait to see you.
Yeah, right. Can't wait.
Unfortunately, due to circumstances
beyond our control,
we will not be able to make it
to Parents Weekend.
We're so sorry. But we love you so much
and we'll see you very soon.
-[rings]
-[Gablet] Bummer.
Yeah, that's terrible. Oh, well.
Juni, what's up with you?
Don't you want to see Mom and Dad?
-[rustling]
-Hmm?
[moans]
Hey, P? Uh, how's it going?
How do you think it's going?
It's Parents Weekend, Juni.
You'll understand if I don't feel much
like hanging around for it.
I'd do anything to see my parents again.
Everyone will have their families.
I just wish I had mine.
P, you've got me and Carmen and--
I don't even see you anymore, Juni.
You never invite me to mission planning.
You never even tell me
where you're going these days.
No, it's just...
You know what? Come with me.
Boom. So this is where you've been lately!
Yeah, we needed to find a location
that was absolutely mole-proof.
Wow, this place is so cool, Juni.
And there's no record of this library
in any of the OSS files.
Nope. Totally lost in time.
Now you know where I've been.
Sorry I didn't tell you about it sooner.
Now let's get back upstairs
before everyone starts worrying
about where we went.
[Golden Brain sighs]
[groans]
-[Therese] Mr. Brain!
-[Golden Brain] Huh?
Sorry to interrupt your cartoons,
but I have some great news!
[Golden Brain] Let me guess, Therese.
Has the Arctic snow tick been removed
from the endangered species list?
Oh, that would be so wonderful, but no.
Your Isochamber is complete!
Let's do a victory twirl, Mr. Brain.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah!
[chuckles]
[Golden Brain sighs]
What's wrong, Mr. Brain?
You didn't do a victory twirl.
[Golden Brain] Yes, you will forgive me
if I'm not feeling particularly "twirly"
at the moment, Therese.
What do you mean, Mr. Brain?
[Golden Brain] Although the Isochamber
is complete, it is only half the equation.
It's nothing without the serum!
Serum, Mr. Brain?
[Golden Brain gasps]
Yes, the serum that Agent Noone
is procuring for me in the Amazon
for my dolphin net injury, of course!
Oh, this darn rotator cuff. Ow!
[chuckles]
Ah, I wondered what his mission was.
It's medicinal.
I have faith that Agent Noone
will pull through for you.
[singing]
♪ Do-dee, do-dee, do-do, do-do ♪
-[Golden Brain] Therese, you naive fool.
-[beeps]
-Aha!
-[beeps]
Whoa!
Ugh! [moans]
Talk.
Uh, about anything in particular?
You know something.
And it has to do with Mom and Dad.
That's why you're happy
they're not coming this weekend.
So, what is it?
No, really, I don't--
I've known you since the day
you were born, Juni.
And I know you're hiding something. Spill!
[moans]
[sighs] Uh...!
Come on.
Juni, I'm not just co-leader
of Mission Critical.
I'm also your big sister.
You can talk to me.
Okay. It's about Dad.
Uh-huh. What about him?
Why don't you sit down instead?
Okay, here goes.
You know the creator
of the Pinnoquinox Serum?
Sebastian Oliver.
The OSS shadow operative? What about him?
Well, that's just an alias.
Then what's his real name?
[moans, winces]
Gregorio Cortez.
[laughs] What?
Come on, Juni. That's impossible.
-What's the real--?
-No, Carmen, it's true.
Wait. Dad created the serum?
Without OSS approval.
How do you know this?
Well, uh... [chuckles]
that's a funny story.
-Juni...!
-Yeah. Uh...
Right. Remember that solo mission
I went on?
Well, it was actually for Dad.
What?
He needed me to get a top secret file
from the old OSS HQ.
And I kinda looked at it.
Why would Dad do this?
And why wouldn't he tell us?
He could get kicked out of the OSS
if anyone ever found out!
[sighs]
Oh! I can't believe he'd be so selfish.
So irresponsible, so--
Geesh, Carm, you sound just like him.
I do not!
Now you see why I'm glad
they're not coming this weekend.
-Now we won't have to--
-[both] Surprise!
Carmen, Junito. Happy Parents Weekend!
[both chuckle]
It is so nice to be walking
these halls again.
Remember our first Parents Weekend?
Yeah, really brings back memories.
And some questions, too,
like, why are you here?
[Ingrid] Hmm.
Uh, I mean... you said you weren't coming.
Well, even on a secured line,
it isn't safe to disclose our plans.
So we decided to use a little deception.
[chuckles] We are spies, after all.
Yeah, deception. What a concept.
-It also gave us a great opportunity...
-What?
...to surprise you two.
Who doesn't love a surprise?
[both chuckle]
[both] Humph.
Well, I for one could really use
a fun-filled family weekend.
I hope you two are ready for the Battle
of the Best Spy Family competition.
[chuckles] I know I am.
Juni, we have to talk to them.
No, we can't!
Then he'll know I looked at the file.
-Juni.
-No, Carm.
We need to act normal
and make sure nobody suspects a thing.
[growls]
-Okay?
-Huh? Fine.
Great.
But that doesn't mean I can't talk to him.
Carmen, no!
Agh! I knew I should've kept
my big dumb mouth shut.
[voices overlapping]
Okay, so far so good.
I think everyone's keeping to themselves.
Nothing to worry about.
[Immortata]
Oh, Gregorio and Ingrid Cortez!
[groans] Me and my big dumb mouth.
Ciao! I am so excited you are here.
What a glorious family weekend, no?
[both chuckle]
Yes. And we're excited to be here.
So tell me,
what have you two troublemakers
been getting into lately, eh?
[gasps]
Whoo! Will you look at the time?
We should get ready
for the Battle of the Best!
You two need to stretch out.
You're not getting any younger, you know.
And we probably shouldn't monopolize
Headmaster Immortata's time.
She has so many people to greet.
Right, Headmaster?
Oh, well, I guess I...
Exactly. Talk soon!
-Junito, what has gotten into you?
-Uh...
Just trying to keep us focused.
Talking will get us off our game.
We should just keep our mouths shut.
Right, Carmen?
[Carmen sighs]
-[Gregorio] The Vasquezes, eh?
-[all grunt]
[chuckles]
This weekend just got very interesting.
Wait, you know them?
Know them? [chuckles]
Jaime and Kopi were our biggest rivals
during our time at Spy Academy.
Let me go over and say hello
for old times' sake.
-No!
-Hmm?
Now, Gregorio, remember,
this is a fun family weekend.
Yeah, Dad. Mom's right.
A fun and quiet family weekend.
Real quiet.
[Dez] Well, well, well, well.
If it isn't the Cortez clowns.
Can it, Dez.
-I'm Zed, he's Dez! I'm a--
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whatever. I've got more important things
to worry about than this.
-[Gregorio] Fegan Floop?
-Huh?
[Gregorio] I see that cartoon character
Floop is still here.
I have a few questions for him.
Come on, Dad, the competition
is about to start. Don't want to be late!
[chuckles, sighs] Oh!
Parents, cadets, welcome
to the Battle of the Best Spy Family!
Our first event
is the world famous
OSS pie-eating contest!
Looks like it's you and me, Dad.
[gasps]
Nope! Me and Dad.
Called it! Some father-son bonding time.
[groans]
I hope you're not expecting
to win Battle of the Best Spy Family.
Because we've trained
for this moment for years.
You trained? For a family event?
It's supposed to be fun.
-And it will be...
-Watching you guys go down.
[group] Vasquezes!
Ha! We will beat you just like we did
every year at Spy Academy.
Oh, really?
What have you been doing in deep cover
that makes you so sure of that?
-Well, I'll tell you, I--
-[Juni gasps, grunts]
Whoops. Sorry. False start!
[growls]
Let the games begin!
[Immortata] Andiamo!
This is great, Carm.
As long as he's eating, he's not talking.
You know, Jaime, let me tell you
about what we were doing in deep cover.
[grunts]
Juni, what is the meaning of this, eh?
[gasps, chuckles]
-I was just telling Jaime--
-[splashes]
Vasquezes!
And the winners are...
the Vasquezes!
[group] Vasquezes!
Ay, Dios mío. [groans]
They slipped?
[chuckles]
Apparently, my parents are still delayed.
My papa accidentally locked
my mama in the car
and they are waiting
for roadside assistance.
This is so unlike them.
[yelps]
Yeah. I wonder where they get it from?
[Mom Glitch] Hey, valley girl!
Hey, hey! You guys here?
Like, almost.
We were on our way when we totally ran
into a group of kids with a treasure map.
They were looking for pirate gold
to save their homes from a land developer.
Gag me with a spoon, right?
But we're on our way! Be there soon!
-[chimes]
-[Ace] Ah!
This must be my parents
checking in about the wallaby infestation.
They should be at stage two by now--
the negotiation.
Negotiating? With wallabies?
Yep. And you thought emus
were tough negotiators.
You haven't seen nothing
like a wallaby, mate.
[Gablet] Actually, no.
My scanners just intercepted
an unauthorized transmission
from inside the academy.
OMG! Is it the mole?
[No-One, distorted]
Operation is moving forward well.
Event providing good cover as expected.
There is nothing more important
for a family than teamwork, no?
And you will need that
to win the three-legged race!
Hmm?
Carmen? Oh, no!
-Ha! You Cortezes...
-Are outclassed.
[both] Vasquezes!
Fine. Yeah, Vasquezes. Whatever.
Don't care. I just need to-- [gasps]
Hmm.
[grunts] Oh!
[mutters] Carmen's shenanigans.
-Is everything okay, honey?
-Mm-hmm.
[tweets]
-Whoo!
-[cheering]
[panting]
Hey, where are we going?
Oh, no. She's gonna try and talk to him!
-I have to stop this!
-What? Whoa!
[all grunting]
-[whistle tweets]
-Junito!
[Immortata] And the winners are...
the Floops!
[growling]
And now, for the final event,
the burping contest!
[gurgling]
Ugh!
Is everything all right with you two?
You seem a little...
Who's--?
-[chuckles]
-[Carmen gulps]
-Junito!
-[Gregorio gulps]
Juni, what is going on with you?
[mumbling]
[whirring]
[gulps]
[gulps]
I can't believe
you were gonna talk to Dad.
I know you want this whole thing
to blow over,
but that's not gonna happen.
We need to talk to him.
Shh! Keep spraying.
[loud burping]
[Murna] Mom!
[applause]
[burps]
[burps]
Humph!
[feeble burping]
Ah! And it looks like our winners are...
[burp rumbles]
Ooh!
Hmm?
Okay, the winners of the burping contest
and the Battle of the Best...
the Floops!
I do think you should get that
checked out.
Yeah! We did it!
Well, we gave it our best shot.
And now, maybe we can focus
on spending some time together
without distraction.
Yeah, family time. Ugh.
-Huh?
-[yelps]
[beeps]
We got you now, mole!
[gasps]
Huh?
[Glitch panting]
OMG! The signal just stops here!
[groans] Angry face emoji!
Unless they're a Chewy Dewy Bar,
the mole gave us the slip again!
Hmm. Perhaps all is not lost, friends.
It seems our mole
was trying to lighten their load.
OMG! A voice modulator!
[crowd cheering]
[cheering, applause]
-We have to say something!
-No, we don't.
-We can't avoid it forever, Juni.
-Just for the weekend.
Then they'll leave and we'll never
have to talk about it again.
Never have to talk about what again?
[chuckling]
You both have been acting
very strange all day.
-What's the matter?
-It's nothing.
No, Juni. It's not nothing.
You know you can tell us anything.
Who's Sebastian Oliver?
Where--? Where did you hear that name?
[sighs]
Oh, Cortezes, why so serious?
I must admit,
I was a little surprised myself
that the Floops won and not you,
but that is no reason for these sad faces.
Smile! Parents Weekend
is just getting started.
Come on! Now, let's have some fun.
Cappuccinos for everyone!
[growls]
[books thump]
Ugh! This bed smells
like a musty kangaroo.
[doorbell rings]
Dad, I'm really sorry.
I know I shouldn't have looked
at the file.
-You trusted me, and I went and...
-No, Junito.
I never should have put you
in that position to begin with.
This is my fault.
I made the Pinnoquinox to help mankind.
To create meta-spies
to safeguard our world.
All those secrets I was keeping
were just to protect all of you.
I never meant to hurt anyone.
You know, Dad, you taught us
that a team is like a family,
but you forgot that a family
is also like a team.
Well, it's a good thing
the serum's formula file
is safely back in my hands then, hmm?
We won't have to worry
about the Pinnoquinox anymore
and we can put all of this behind us.
Uh... yeah, right.
Uh, well...
while we're on the subject
of secrets--
Secrets? The Pinnoquinox?
Yeah, we sort of found it.
And we've been trying to keep it
out of Golden Brain's hands ever since.
[chuckles] Crazy, right?
The Pinnoquinox is here?
-[doorbell rings]
-Aztec! The mole dropped a clue!
A mole?
What other secrets do you have to share?
[groans] Ugh!
Is this a bad time?
[No-One on recording]
Operation is moving forward well.
Event providing good cover as expected.
-[clicks off]
-A mole? In Spy Academy?
But the Pinnoquinox--
It's in a mole-proof hiding spot.
-[Gablet buzzing, beeping]
-I've run every diagnostic possible,
but the decoder isn't giving me any info.
I tried de-scrambling it,
but it has every firewall
and security tech I have ever seen.
[groans] Frustrated emoji.
Juni, remember how I always tell you
to stop mimicking people?
Yeah, you say it's annoying and impolite.
Well, I'm giving you permission
to be annoying and impolite right now.
Mimic the mole's voice.
Then Glitch can unfilter it.
Whoo! Hashtag, genius!
[beeping]
-[beeps]
-[beeps]
[beeps]
-[clicks]
-Operation is moving forward well.
Event providing good cover as expected.
[beeping]
[in deeper voice]
Operation is moving forward well.
Event providing good cover as expected.
[beeps]
It's not working. Need more mole.
[in deeper voice]
Operation is moving forward well.
Event providing good cover as expected.
-[rings]
-Yes! Hashtag, got it!
[Gablet beeping]
[beeping]
This is it.
It's time to find out who our mole is.
Mission Critical, meet Agent No-One.
-[beeps]
-[voice] Operation is moving forward well.
Event providing good cover as expected.
Oh, no. It can't!
Crikey, that sounds a lot like...
Oh, no!
Juni, what's wrong?
I was just trying to be a good friend.
[all gasp]