SpongeBob SquarePants (1999–…): Season 12, Episode 25 - Escape from Beneath Glove World - full transcript

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Season 12 Episode 25

Episode Title:
"Escape from beneath Glove World"

What a beautiful day
for a ball game,

eh, sports fans?

Play ball!



Here's the pitch!

They're going,
they're going...

- We're gone!
- We're gone!

You're out of there!

Ay-fwi-oof.

Boy, do I love the two-fisted
fun at Glove World!

And the ham fists
aren't bad either!

Wow, that ride was so fun.

I could do it
a million, zillion, jillion,

dillion, cotillion times!

I got you covered!

- Oh, yeah!
- Oh, yeah!

- You're out of there!
- Whatever.

Oh, my baby's eyes!

- Patrick?
- Yeah?

I think we overdid it.

It's debatable.

Oh, I have an idea.

Let us take a break
in the theat-e-e-e-e-r!

Oof!

Ah. Mm, mm, mm, mm.

Oh!

Snack bar break!

- Eh?
- Eh?

It's him!
It's really him!

- Right, it's me!
- Hieronymus Glove!

I'm the bloomin' creator
and spokesmate of Glove World!

Glove World is a subsidiary
of FingerFun Industries.

All rights reserved.

- Yeah, come on!
- Yeah!

Welcome
to the wonderfully whimsical

and wickedly woven world
of the glove!

- ♪ Gloves, gloves, gloves!
- Gloves, gloves, gloves! ♪

♪ Gloves, gloves, gloves,
gloves, gloves! ♪

♪ If you want
to wear something ♪

♪ On your hand or fist ♪

♪ There's really nothing
quite like gloves! ♪

♪ And if you don't want
to leave fingerprints ♪

♪ I've got a pair
that you're just gonna love! ♪

♪ If you want complete
knuckle protection ♪

♪ When you stick your hand
inside a block of cheese ♪

♪ A glove is the thing
you want ♪

♪ A glove
is the thing you need ♪

♪ So wear a glove,
if you please! ♪

- ♪ Yourself some fourchettes ♪
- ♪ Yourself some fourchettes ♪

♪ Gussets, tranks, and quirks ♪

♪ Slap a pair of thumbs
on that ♪

♪ And you've got a look
that works ♪

♪ Queen Elizafish the First
wore her gloves every day ♪

♪ To preserve and protect
her lovely mitts ♪

♪ Hats protect your head,
and shoes protect your feet ♪

♪ But gloves protect you
from getting sick ♪

♪ From everyone you meet ♪

♪ So if you box
or build or drive ♪

♪ Or cook or clean the loo ♪

♪ We've got a special glove
made just for you ♪

♪ A glove is beyond compare,
as essential as underwear ♪

♪ If I were you, I'd buy two ♪

- ♪ Gloves! ♪- ♪ Gloves! ♪

- Yeah, yeah, yeah!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Ah, that song reminds me

of putting on a glove
for the very first time.

It was warm and cozy
and sweaty.

- Oh!
- I wanna meet the Glove guy!

- Ooh!
- Maybe he'll sign my gloves.

Aww!

Oh, Mr. Glove, Mr. Glove.
Oh, hi, I'm your biggest fan.

I've been on all your rides.
Ask anyone!

I'm here every weekend
and throwing up!

Ah! Huh?

- I need repair!
- I need repair!

- I need repair!
-Oh, I'm sorry!

- I need repair!
- It was an accident.

- Shh!
- I need repair!

Be quiet
or I'll get in trouble!

- I need repair!
- I need repair!

- I need repair!
- Doof, shh!

- I need repair! I need repair!
- Stupid! Shh, shh!

- I need repair!
- Shut up, shut up, shut up!

Huh?

Patrick, what are you doing
to our childhood hero?

- He wouldn't be quiet.
- Ah, ooh, ooh!

Ah!

D'oh!

Freeze, vandals!

Ah!

Get away!

- Get away now!
- Okay, Patrick.

Just calm down a second,
Take a deep breath,

and hand me the head.

Better do what
your friend says, son.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, officers, he didn't mean
to kill Hieronymus Glove!

He just doesn't know
his own strength!

Or his own reflection.
I don't know how he shaves.

He didn't kill anyone, kid.

This is not a real head,

it's an animatra-nautical
dummy-head.

Hey, who you calling
a "dummy-head"?

Wait, what did you say?

The real Hieronymus Glove

has been frozen in ice
for decades now.

Oh, Patrick,
it was only a robot head.

Hoo, for a minute there,
I thought we were in trouble.

You are in trouble!

And you're going
to Glove World Jail!

- Glove World Jail?
- Glove World Jail?

I thought
that was an urban myth.

You mean an urban truth?

- Glove me! - Glove me!
- Okay.

Wow.

- Ooh.
- Ooh.

Jail time jackpot!

Please don't do that.

- Sorry.
- Yeah, he's sorry.

All right, close number five.

Hmm?

Whoo!

Patrick, this is exactly
how I always thought

Glove Jail would look.

Look!

- Hmm?
- Hmm?

Hmm?

- Hmm?
- Hmm?

Breaking the rules, eh?

Good for you, matey!

I didn't break the rules.
I broke a dummy head.

Breaking the rules, eh?

Good for you, matey!

I just told you!
Stop saying that!

Oof!

Breaking the rules, eh?

Shut up, shut up, shut up!

Oh, not again, Patrick.
He's just a robot.

They're all robots.
We're the only ones here.

Aw.
Hello there!

What's a little guy like you
doing in jail?

Pooping without a license?

You heard that, right?

Pooping... license...

- Uh, hello.
- Oh, hello.

Hey, man, what you in for?

Defacing
Glove World property.

"Allegedly."

What are you all in for?

I didn't keep
my arms and legs

inside the ride at all times.

I stood up at the top
of the roller coaster.

Murder one!

I'm kidding, I'm just here
'cause I bit the lemonade guy.

That guy hates kids.

- That's why I bit him.
- High five.

Let's celebrate!
Cotton candy rats for everyone!

Duh, hee, hee, hee!

- Uh-oh, I think I smell a...
- Cannonball!

Huh?

Hey, little guy, come back!

You're too little
to be on your own.

Hey, Patrick, we've gotta...

Hmm.

Huh?

Hey, you mugs,
it's a jail break!

Let's amscray!

Ugh...

I think I stood up too quick.

Come on, Patrick!

We have to go after
that escaped little boy!

Looks like we all escaped!

I'll pull the escape alarm.

We don't want
to break the law twice.

Huh?

Hey!
Is that the kid?

Ah!
That's him!

Little boy, come back!
I saved you a rat!

I need repair!
I need repair!

I need repair!
I need repair!

I need repair!
I need repair!

- I need repair! I need repair!
- Hmm.

I need repair!

- I need repair!
- Ooh!

I need repair!
I need repair!

Reboot!
Reboot!

Hmm, hmm?

All right, break time!

- Hey, you grease monkeys!
- No tea breaks!

Put my head back on my buddy
this bloomin' instant!

Yeah, we'll get
right on that.

Guvna.

If I ever see that pink
dimwitted dough boy again,

I'll take
his bloomin' head off!

Gotcha!

Oi!

Better hold his hand,
that way he won't wander off.

- Hmm.
- So many doors.

Hmm.

Which way should we go?

Research, research,
research, idea, research...

- I wanna ride the slide walk!
- Whoa!

- This is crazy!
- Danger? - Danger?

- Glove testing?
- Glove testing?

A success.

- Oh! - Oh!
- Oh! - Oh!

- "Guard Glove Training"?
- "Guard Glove Training"?

Release the gloves!

Aw, they must smell Gary.

Tell Mom I love her!

- Ooh! Sock World Prototype?
- Ooh! Sock World Prototype?

Yes, Sock World.

The eighth wonder
of the seven seas!

The experimental prototype
smelly city of the future!

Please keep your nose pins on
at all times.

Because seriously,
the stink is like, wow!

Stinky Sock coasters
are like, wow!

Don't you love it,
little guy?

- Little guy?- Little guy?

Oh!

Oh, maybe he's hiding
in my mouth!

- Is he in there?
- There he is!

Ah!
Get him out of there!

Ah, I'm not hungry, yet!

Let's go!

Ooh.
Ooh.

Whoa!
Oh!

Whoa!
Go, go, go!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Stop, thief!

That's Glove World's
bloomin' property!

Oh, uh, after you, sir.

Oh, I don't see the kid,
Patrick.

Pardon me, gents.

Did anyone see a little kid
come through...

- Whoa.
- Robot morgue! - Robot morgue!

Cool!

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Huh?

Hey, did that kid
eat a robot?

Or did that robot eat a kid?

Either way, it's probably
against the rules.

Let's get him!

It's the blinkin' bloke
what broke off me melon!

Whoa!

Nobody breaks off my bloomin'
head and gets away with it!

I'm Hieronymus Glove!

This robot head
does not reflect the views

of Fingerfun Industries.

- Come here, little guy!
- That's a good boy.

Wait up, little guy!

- Oh!
- Oh!

Gotcha!

Let's see
if these bloomin' bozos

like this blinking blimey ride!

Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!

- Whoo! - Whoo!
- Whoo! - Whoo!

- Ah! Whoo-hoo!
- Ah! Whoo-hoo!

Whoa!

Mmm, warm socks
just out of the dryer.

There really is a sock world!

Eeh!
It really does stink!

Ooh-hoo-hoo!

Ew.

Ooh?

Ew.

This place is the greatest,

but I wish I could turn
the smell down a skosh.

Hey, I found
the stink switch!

Yay, Patrick!
See, little guy?

Everything is gonna be
just... uh...

Fine!

Um...

Patrick!

- Follow that kid!
- Vroom, vroom, vroom!

He's headed
for the Soggy Sock Flume!

The first time you called me
your best friend

was on the Glove Flume.

Aww.

Oh!
Stop this thing!

Ah!

- Whoa!
- Whoa! Whoa-ho!

- There he is!
- There he is!

Don't worry, kid,
we're right behind you!

Stay right there!
We're coming!

Don't stand up,

or they'll put you
in sock jail!

Do you feel a draft,
SpongeBob?

I was gonna ask you
the same thing.

Do you feel a pain
in your butt?

No.

Now I do!

Ah!

Whoo-hoo, whoo!

Whoo-hoo!

Wah-ha!

Yah!

Patrick, no more
playing footsy.

We gotta save that kid!

Now we gotcha!

Huh?

Come here,
you little whippersnapper!

Now I got you!

- Hieronymus Glove's robot?
- Hieronymus Glove's robot?

- Hey, you found the kid!
- Thanks.

We'll take him off
your hands now.

Sure, you can have him,

right after I take off
his bloomin' head!

No!

Hmm...

Here you go.
I did it for you.

Aww.

But I wanted to do it!

That's the whole point,
you pink plonker!

Hot potato!

Heads up!

I should have done this
hours ago.

That's a good boy.

I don't know what
a pink plonker is,

but I don't like it!

Ooh. Hey!

I like this body
better than mine.

It comes with pockets!

I like my new body too!

But I still want that head!

I said I was sorry,
you weirdo!

Enough!

No, no,
this won't do at all.

Put those heads back
on their bodies posthaste.

Splendid!

- Wow!
- Wow!

Are you the real
Hieronymus Glove?

No, he's not!

I'm the real Hieronymus Glove.

Splendid.

Do wipe that one's memory bank,

before he does more damage
to my park.

Thank you!

- Not him.
- The other one.

Oh!

Beep, bleep, beep, beep,
beep, boop, boop, beep!

And that's why we wear gloves
on our hands and not our knees.

Ha-ha!

Splendid!

I'm afraid I'm the real
Hieronymus Glove.

And I'm at your service.

- We love your gloves!
- We love your gloves!

Splendid!

And since being terrorized
by our robots

has never been
Glove World policy,

you are all hereby released
from Glove Jail.

- We've been pardoned!
- We've been pardoned!

Splendid!

Splendid.

And, for proving yourselves
to be unselfish and kind,

I'm going to give all of Glove
World to the both of you.

Really?

Of course not.

I may be cryogenically frozen,

but I'm not a loony.

♪ Well, that concludes
our show ♪

♪ And as you can see ♪

♪ There still is nothing
quite like gloves ♪

♪ Until we meet again
for a shopping spree ♪

♪ Where I hope you buy all
kinds of gloves to love! ♪

♪ With the handy help
of SpongeBob and Patrick ♪

♪ We defeated
my crazy robot head ♪

♪ Now that the twit is gone ♪

♪ Glove World can carry on ♪

♪ And the toddler
can go to bed ♪

Good night!

- Hey!
- Get back here, little guy!

I saved you a ham fist!

Sync corrections by srjanapala