SpongeBob SquarePants (1999–…): Season 11, Episode 25 - Bubble Town/Girls' Night Out - full transcript

Are you ready, kids?

all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

I can't hear you.

all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

♪ Ohh... ♪

♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪

all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

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SpongeBob SquarePants!



♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪

- all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?

all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob

SquarePants!

[laughing]

♪ ♪

[waves crashing]

[bright music]

♪ ♪

narrator:
Ladies and gentlemen,

boys and girls, welcome



to the most fascinating place
on Earth

Bubbletown!

A bouncing, vibrant city,

where everyone...

[bubble ducks quacking]
and everything

is comprised entirely

of globules of air!

Ooh!

A whole city made of bubbles!

I'm so excited!

narrator: Let's take
a closer look

at this effervescent city!

Some bubbletowners drive
to work in their bubble cars.

While others simply float.

Having a bubble car is great
because parking is a cinch!

Bubbletown also provides

excellent
public transportation.

Seats are always available

because these high-tech buses
can account

for any number
of passengers.

Here are some workers
going to work

in their bubble building.

Hah!

[straining]

Oof!
narrator: [laughs]

You may wanna
use the door.

This office uses
stand-up desks,

and the ceiling

for a more efficient
work environment.

Whoa, whoa-whoa.

Wow!

[laughs]

narrator: Yes, there's
all kinds of things

to see and do in Bubbletown!

[jazzy music playing]

You can enjoy Bubbletown's

very own Bubble Band!

Oh, yeah!

[scatting]

[stomach rumbling]

narrator:
And if you're hungry,

why not try a bubble dog

from one of our many
bubble food vendors?

One, please.

Here you are.

Mmm!

[burps loudly]
Oh, yeah!

I am rabid for these dogs!

[laughs]
Huh?

Hey, it's my old pal,
Bubble Buddy!

Hiya, Bubble Buddy!

SpongeBob?

- Gee, it's good to see ya!
- Whoa! [groans]

Uh, oops. Sorry.

Oh, don't worry about it.

So how you been?
How are things?

Oh. Not so good, SpongeBob.

On my way into town

I got a flat tire
on my motor scooter.

[downtrodden music]

Let me see if I can fix
that for you.

[mellow music]

♪ ♪

[inhales, exhales
energetically]

[engine revving]
[rock music]

Ta-da!

All right!

Say, that was
some pretty handy

bubble work you did there, son.

Why, SpongeBob is
the best bubble blower I know.

He can inflate
and create anything!

You don't say?
Hey, can you help me?

I've got a small leak
in my roof.

[thunder rumbles]

Honey!
[screams]

I can help you?

By blowing bubbles?

Oh...[sighing]

And... clear!

Count me in!

Fantastic!

Say, when you're
done helping him,

my house could use
a new rec room!

I need some pajamas.

Okay, mm, uh-huh.

I want another sandwich!

Monster truck tires!

Never fear,
people of Bubbletown!

I'm on it!

[dramatic Western music]

♪ ♪

[inhaling, exhales]

Wow.
Thanks, SpongeBob!

All right!

[engine revving, tires screech]

[grunting]

[laughs]
[tires screech]

[light music]

♪ ♪

[humming]

Oh, Bubble Buddy, this has been
the best day of my life!

I love it here
in Bubbletown!

[cheering, laughing]

Watch out for those--

[clattering]

Excuse me, sir,

but you seem to have
stepped in my dogs.

[bubble dogs whimpering]

Oh, uh-uh, pardon me, ma'am.
Let me just--

[gasps]

Oh.

Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa!
[wailing]

My eyes!

[screaming]

SpongeBob, come back!

Amy, will you marry me?

Yes! I will!

[screaming]

Aw.

[screaming]

[bubble ducks quacking]

[wailing]

[loud popping]

[screaming]
[popping]

I now dedicate
this new school

for overly cute children.

- [crowd cheering]
- I "wuv" to learn!

[screaming]

[triumphant music playing]

[screaming]

Hey! That was my job!

I'm so sorry!
I can't stop!

[panting]

[all gasp]

[slowly] Watch out!

[wailing, screaming]

[explosion]

SpongeBob!

[crying]

[groans]

[weeping]

SpongeBob!

Oh, thank goodness,
you're okay.

No!
Stay away!

[screaming]
I'm a monster!

[whimpering] A monster!

- [gasps]
- Just look at the destruction

I hath wrought!

[all groaning, wailing]

My bubble legs!

My monster truck tires!

Okay, that doesn't
look great.

[uneasy chuckle]
But I'm sure

we can get it all sorted out.

[sirens wailing]
[both gasp]

[funky music]

I'm afraid
the only sorting out

your friend's going
to be doing

is in jail.

For popping a large portion
of the city.

Okay, take me away!

I'm guilty!

I deserve whatever punishment
you give me.

[daunting music]

All right,
you get one phone call.

Okay.

[line trills, recorded voice]
The machine, hold on.

Gotta leave a message.
One second.

[beep]
Hey, Mr. Krabs.

It's me, SpongeBob.

Um, I'm in jail.
In Bubbletown.

They gave me
three life sentences, so um...

so um...
[sniffles]

I might be late
for my next shift.

I'm so sorry!

[whimpering]

Later...

[tropical music]

[gasps]

[overlapping chatter]

[snoring]

Mr. Squidward!

Huh, hah, what, who?

What's going on here?

How long have these folks
been waiting

to give me their money?

[groans]

[straining]

I'm okay!

Well...?

What's the point?
There's no one in the kitchen

to make any food.

Hm? Hm, huh, eh, ah.

[high-pitched] What!
Where's SpongeBob?

Didn't he call in?

Hey Mr. Krabs,
it's me, SpongeBob.

Um, I'm in jail.

In Bubbletown.
They gave me--

Oh, barnacles.

Me fry cook's in the clink.

You have the conn,
Mr. Squidward.

I'll be back as soon
as I can!

- Wha--
- Whoa.

[dreadful music]

[straining]

[stealthy jazz music]

[cheering]

[laughing]

- Mr. Krabs!
- [grunts]

This is a prison break, boy-o.
Let's get a move on!

We've got a bunch
of hungry customers back home,

and I need your help fleecing--

I mean, I mean
feeding them!

Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs.
I can't go.

I haven't finished paying
my debt to society yet.

[stammering]
Can't go?

When I say we're leaving,

we're leaving!

Hey! You're not supposed
to be in here!

Eat claw, bubble cop!

[grunting]

[upbeat music]

Uh--huh?

[gasps, screams]

[all screaming]

Honey!

[claw propellers whirring]

[all screaming]

[bubble ducks quacking]

[sighing]

Good thing they were
all just bubbles, eh?

Okay, let's get out of here.

Uh-oh.

You popped it all.

There's nothing left.

Forget it, SpongeBob.

It's Bubbletown.

No!
I can't forget it.

Just leave me here, Mr. Krabs.

My tears will be
a fitting memorial

to the bubble city
that I loved.

[sobbing]

So sorry to interrupt,
but I might have a solution

that works for everyone!

[gasps]
Oh, yeah!

Yeah.

Let's blow
this popsicle stand.

[laughs]

[bright music]

[chattering, laughing]

I can't believe
how quickly you inflated

the whole city again,
SpongeBob!

Yep! The whole city.

Plus this new Krusty Krab.

[laughing] Yeah.

Franchisin's a great idea,
boy-o!

I am making money
claw over fist here.

Hey, what's the exchange rate
for bubbles to real money?

There is none!

[both laugh]

[all laugh]

Exchange rate?

[laughing]

That's it.
We're done here.

[loud pop]

Huh.
[giggles]

[bubble ducks quacking]

I "wuv" to learn!

[tropical music]

♪ ♪

[amoebas mooing]

[straining]

[laughs]
Yee-ha!

Get along, little amoebas!

[amoebas mooing]

[watch ticking]

I did it!

It's sarsaparilla time!

[amoebas mooing]

[grunts] Yah!
[buzzing]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Holy osmosis!

I lived as an amoeba
for a whole week!

[straining]

Hm.
Mm-hmm.

[line trilling]

Can't get it to work,

can never get it to work!
[phone ringing]

- [yelling indistinctly]
- Hello?

[grunting]

Karen, my Mainframe!

I just made
a scientific breakthrough.

Let's go out
and celebrate, girl!

I'm sorry, Sandy.
I can't hear you

because someone can't shut up!

That's okay, Karen.
I'll tell you all about later.

Let's meet up tonight
at the corner café!

You got it, Bushy Tushy.

I will definitely be there.

Okay, I'm off.

Those are not my test tubes!

- Ugh.
- I don't know where

- they came from!
- Don't wait up.

[grunts]
[glass shatters]

[muttering excitedly]
Whoa.

[sighs]
Don't forget to signal.

Oh, thanks
for that Mrs. Puff, I--

[phone rings]

Hello?

[grunts]
Howdy, Powder Puff!

You wanna step out with me
and Karen tonight?

Oh, yes, Sandy!
I desperately need to step out.

- [laughs]
- Ooh! You're talking to Sandy?

Mrs. Puff, tell her
I said, "Hi!"

Tell her I said, "Hi!"

We'll all meet up
at the corner café tonight.

Get ready to party, y'all!

- Okay! See you soon!
- Tell her I said, "Hi!"

- Whoo.
- Tell her I said, "Hi!"

[humming]

Mrs. Puff!
Tell her I said, "Hi!"

Yeah!
[both slurping]

- Ah.
- [computerized noises]

[slurping, sighs]

[sneezes]

Y'all are never gonna believe
what I did this week.

It's about as crazy
as a mule with a top hat.

Was it crazier than this?
"Tell Sandy I said, 'Hi!'

Tell Sandy I said 'Hi!'"

[mimics SpongeBob laugh]

[sighs]

Sorry your day
was tough, Puff.

But my news will cheer
your head off.

I lived as
a microscopic organism

for a whole week!

That's great, Sandy,
but I've lived

with a microscopic organism
for 26 years

and wait until you hear what
that pipsqueak did today.

He leaves his little telescope
on the floor,

I rolled over it.
It hurt like heck!

And then, he gets mad at me
for breaking it.

Doesn't even ask
if my wheel's okay.

SpongeBob is the same way, Karen.

After all these years
of my trying to teach him

how to drive, he doesn't know
the first thing about a car!

I'm going crazy!

[both sob]

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

We're supposed to be having
a good 'ol time,

not a good 'ol cry.

[sniffles]
I'm having a good time.

- [wheel creaks]
- Me too.

Look, guys.
This is a girls night out.

And I'm gonna make sure
we have more fun

than three rats
in a pickle barrel!

Gal pals unite!
all: Yeah!

[powering up jingle]
Gal pals!

[suspenseful music]

So, let me get
this straight.

Pranking Plankton will
make me feel better?

You bet your sweet software
it will.

Now let's get pranking.

[clattering]

- [grunting]
- Whoa.

- [grunts]
- Whoa, whoa.

both: Whoa!

Whoa!

Money, money, money, money,
money, money, money.

Ready?

Yah!

- [glass shatters]
- Ouch!

Krabs!

If I wasn't on probation,
I'd call the cops!

Plank-ter-en,
me old nemisis-ser!

I've got good news-erer:

I'm leaving town and
going back into the "Navery,"

so I'm giving you
me secret formuler-er-rer!

What? How do I know
this isn't a trap-erer?

Ah! You got me doing it.

It's a going away gift-erer.

[sighs]

I'll get me formuler-er

out of me safe-er-er-er

and meet you
at the Krusty Krab-er-er-er.

I'll meet you there,
Eugene honey!

Mwah! Kiss!

[giggling]

I think he bought it.

Psst! Come on!

both: Whoa-whoa!
Wha-whoa!

Whoa!
[groans]

[humming happily]

[all giggling]

I'm here!

[humming]

[alarm ringing]
[gasps]

[tires screeching]

Plankton!

You've interrupted me
beauty sleep!

Hey, Eugene. I'll just
take the secret formuler-erer

heh and be on my way.

Over my dead body!

Whatever you say, Welcher!

[blasting, clattering]

[all laughing]

Y'know, you're right, Sandy.

I do feel so much better!

[powering up jingle]
all: Gal pals!

[explosion]

[screaming]

I'm not so sure
about pranking SpongeBob.

He can't help
he's insufferable.

Nobody likes a good prank
more than SpongeBob.

Mm. Okay.

[humming]

[stifled giggle]

[furtive music]

[whistling]

[snoring]

[stifled giggle]

Ah!
[grunts]

Virtual reality helmet, engaged.

[murmuring]

[stifled laughter]

[all laughing]

Shh, shh. All right, Karen.
You're up.

[stifled laughter]

- [doorbell]
- Huh? C-coming!

[groans softly]

Hello? Can I help you?

Hello, Mr. SpongeBob.

I'm just here to deliver
your driver's license.

Congratulations.

Oh, uh, thanks--[gasps]

My driver's license!

And your new boat!

My new boat!

Whoa, wow!

[muttering excitedly]
Am I dreaming?

[chirping]

[screeches]

Nope, it's for real.

[cart clanging]

[grunting]

[all cheering]

Look at me, everyone!

I'm driving!
I'm driving!

Oh! That voice.

Yes, you're driving!
You're driving me crazy!

[gasps]

[laughs maliciously]

I know! Let's make
the road really bumpy.

[straining]

[laughing]

Wha-what?
Whoa!

Whoa!
Ow!

[murmurs angrily]

Hm, those are some potholes.

Whoa, girl!
Easy there.

Maybe it's about time we let
SpongeBob in on the joke.

[groans, sputters]
Okay.

I'll tell him.

SpongeBob--

SpongeBob!

[laughing]

[all scream]

[whistling]

Ah.

[whistling]

[wheels squeaking]

Poor little guy!

This is all my fault!

No, Puff.
This is all my fault.

- [powering up jingle]
- Gal pals!

Not now, Karen.

Sorry.

- [all cheering]
- [laughing]

Ooh, a turn.
Better use my hand signals.

SpongeBob! Look out!
[boats approaching]

[laughing]

all: Whoa!

[laughs] Hi, I'm driving.

- Hi, I'm driving.
- Hey!

Hi, I'm driving!

[laughs]

Look, I got a license.

[tires screech, explosion]

- Whoa!
- [grunts]

[giggling] Whoo!

Nothing but me
and miles of road.

[giggling]

We gotta stop this cart,
gal pals.

[powering up jingle]

[laughing]
[all straining]

Whoa! Whoa!

I'll save you, SpongeBob!

Whoa! Whoa!

[tires screeching]

Now I'm flying!
Whee!

[all groaning]

[inflated groan]

[screaming]

Huh? Huh?
Huh.

[giggling]

[straining]

Huh?

[sheepish laugh]

Mrs. Puff?

Oh, I see.

You guys played a prank
on me, huh?

I love pranks!
[laughs]

Thank you, thank you,
thank you!

You gave me a chance
to live my driving dream.

And most importantly...

Mrs. Puff saved my life!

Now I will stay by your side
forever!

[giggling]

Oh, no!

No!

[giggling]

[sighs, grunts]

Huh?

Oh, you girls got me again!

[laughs]

- [engine revving]
- Vroom!

Vroom!
[tires screech]

I know somewhere
where we can finish

our ladies night in peace.

[laughing] Good one.

This was a great idea, Sandy.

Yeah, what a nice place
to relax.

[all slurping]

[all sigh]

Vroom, vroom!
Honk, honk!

Beep, beep!
Oh, look at me, Mrs. Puff!

I'm driving!
[laughs]

[shouting]
[blows landing]

[both yell]

[blow landing, engine revving]

all: [sigh]
Men.

[powering up jingle]
Gal pals!

[tropical music]

♪ ♪