Spider-Man Unlimited (1999–2005): Season 1, Episode 3 - Where Evil Nests - full transcript
The name's not guinea pig, man,
it's Spider-Man.
Stop him, my knights.
He must not escape.
We were sent here to rescue you.
The human fools are leading me
to their secret headquarters.
Dr. Jameson, I presume.
The High Evolutionary's
enforcers.
I came here to rescue you.
I'm not going back
until the humans here are free
of the High Evolutionary's
oppression.
Just my luck, my kid
gets saved by a transient.
-I could use a place to stay.
-It's free for two weeks.
Huh?
[screaming]
It's been
more than two weeks, Peter.
I'm sorry, but you've got
to bring in some money.
I can't keep subsidizing you.
My medical clinic
hardly pays for itself.
Not to worry, Naoko.
Check this out.
I'm a photographer.
This is right up my alley.
I need a boarder
with a steady paycheck.
-A job.
-This is my job.
I used to make a living
doing this.
Well, more or less.
But, Peter,
you have no idea
where this Spider-Man
will show up.
It's like trying
to win the lottery.
If you'd just
give me a chance tonight.
Stop fighting!
What was that about?
Uh, he's probably
remembering the fights
his father and I used to have.
I'm sorry. It's my fault.
I'll go find him.
I'll talk to him.
No. I'll do it.
He won't get far.
I'll be back soon.
Look, Peter, I like you,
but the wolf
isn't just at the door.
He's already cleaned out
the pantry.
Way to go, Parker.
She's trying to raise a son
and run a medical clinic,
single-handedly.
All she needs is some
off-world moocher like you,
and you just let her go out
in the middle of the night alone
to find her son.
[tracker beeping]
[cat meows]
Shane?
[tracker beeping]
Shane? Come back. Shane?
Shane. It's OK, baby.
Look, Peter and I
aren't mad at each other, honey.
We were just
having a discussion.
[screams]
Aah!
Aah! Let me go!
-Uh, Mom! Mom!
-Aah!
Aah!
[grunts]
Mom! Mom!
[struggling]
Shane, get out of here!
-No!
-Uh!
Shane, run!
Naoko!
Shane, what's wrong?
It-it took her. It took my mom.
OK, OK, calm down.
What took her?
The-the green thing.
It took her. The green thing!
[theme music playing]
Lock all the doors
and stay here.
Don't let anyone in.
I'll find your mom.
I promise.
[tracker beeping]
Shane said
the green thing took her.
[gasps]
Uh-oh, spider sense.
Incoming!
Goblin, what are you doing here?
I don't recall
meeting you before, Arachnid.
And what I am doing
is protecting the innocent
from criminal scum like you
and your symbiote friends.
You must be the local version.
Not the guy I know.
What have you done with Naoko,
Dr. Yamata Jones?
What are you talking about?
What has happened to her?
I have a witness who says
a green thing grabbed her.
That would be you.
It's not easy being green,
but your witness is wrong.
This area
is my personal protectorate.
I patrol it every night.
Who died and made you
superhero in residence?
Far too many, wall-crawler.
Somebody has to stop
scum like you.
It's why
I get up in the morning.
I'm not one of the bad guys.
The name is Spider-Man.
Right, you're not
with Venom and Carnage.
You're a completely unrelated
superpower guy in a spider suit.
You can think I am stupid,
Spider-Man.
Just don't talk to me
like I am stupid.
Gas!
[coughing]
At least, you're perceptive.
Now, spider-sap,
let's see who you really are
under that mask.
Aah!
Speaking of my mask,
did I mention,
it's the new improved
deluxe version,
complete
with osmotic gas filter?
OK, smiley, where is she?
Aah!
I honestly don't know,
but if she is missing,
I'll find her...
without your help.
Time we made a choice.
We can keep fighting each other,
or we can fight them.
Masked vigilantes are prohibited
in the five boroughs
and parts
of Upper Staten Island.
Surrender now!
These guys never learn, do they?
It's been a long time.
What if Peter can't find her?
After all,
he doesn't have her tracer.
I do. I'll find you, Mom.
I promise.
[struggling]
Aah!
[grunts]
[grunting continues]
OK, maybe I made
a mistake about you.
The jury's still out on you,
pal.
But I know these guys
aren't my friends.
Surrender.
I don't think so!
Hey, arrest this guy.
He's the one
violating the litter laws.
[crash]
Ha-ha!
I think maybe you upset them.
And people say I'm perceptive.
This may be a mistake.
-Mom!
-Shane?
Mom!
What does that kid think
he's doing?
Hey, that's not the way
to help him.
You'll just get flash-fried.
Flash-fried?
Yes, indeed.
She went down the sewer?
Uh-oh!
Machine men.
Ha-ha!
Cover your eyes.
-Danger!
-It worked.
The flash fried
their optic sensors.
We're safe now.
Danger.
Enemy sighting.
Target acquired.
Aah!
Whew!
Interesting definition of safe.
Where is Shane?
He went down into the sewers.
Then that's where I'm going.
Oh, no. Not alone, you're not.
I still trust you about as far
as I can throw you one-handed,
Goblin.
And I'm just as concerned
about Shane as you are.
Somehow, I doubt that.
Shane, where are you?
My spider sense is tingling.
Your what is doing what?
Just trust me.
There's danger here.
The only danger
we're in down here
is breathing ourselves to death.
Catch you later.
Goblin, look out! Behind you!
Aah! Booger at twelve o'clock!
Don't you mean bogey?
I don't think so.
Time for pre-boarding.
Buckle your seat-belt.
Um, would you say
these tentacles are green?
A kind of mottled chartreuse.
But, yes, definitely green.
Think that was what
your witness saw?
OK, I guess I misjudged you.
But what is this thing
we're fighting? Any idea?
Never seen anything like it,
but then,
I don't hang out a lot
in the sewers.
-Aah!
-Aah!
-Boom!
-Aah!
[struggling]
Aah!
Let me go!
Hey! Get your hands off me!
Well, well! A celebrity
among tonight's volunteers.
Welcome, Dr. Yamata Jones.
I thought all these chambers
were destroyed.
That's what we wanted
people to think.
The synoptic survives
and prospers, as you can see.
Soon, we will have
an army of symbiotes.
Our "volunteers"
will help us establish
a new world order.
[struggling]
One in which the symbiotes,
not the humans,
not the bestials,
not even
the High Evolutionary, rule!
The destiny of this world
and all who dwell upon it
was sealed
countless millennia ago
when our kind first arrived.
We were the dominant life form
of this planet.
For millions of years,
all lived in the harmony
of the group mind.
Our peace was shattered
by the cataclysm,
which drove our kind
from the surface
where the individual
joined the all
and the all lay dormant
for untold centuries,
waiting patiently for us,
its liberators, to arrive.
And now, the group mind
shall triumph,
transforming this planet into...
[laughs]
our kind of place.
No! You can't!
Sure, I can.
Watch how easy it is.
Like it or not, doctor...
you're about to become
part of the family.
[moans]
-Shane!
-Hey, you're that Spider-Man.
Please don't hurt me.
I have to find my mom.
I won't hurt you.
You're Peter Parker's friend,
right?
Yes. You know Peter?
Where is he? Is he all right?
He's-he's safe.
He sent me down here
to look for your mom.
He told me
you were supposed to stay
in your apartment.
Uh, well, yeah,
but I had to go look for my mom.
I've got her tracker. See.
I forgot to give it to Peter.
This will help. Good job, Shane.
I should take you home,
but I think maybe
we'd better hurry
and find your mom.
You'll be safe
if you stick with me.
-Deal?
-Deal.
Guess there's only
one thing to do.
It's dangerous,
but the fate of the world
depends on it.
I've got to do
what no other superhero
on the planet
would even consider.
Ooh, it's drafty in here.
[Naoko] Stay away from me!
I'm coming, Naoko.
[crying]
-Mom!
-[crying]
Spider-Man,
you've got to stop them
from hurting my mom.
[crying]
Aah!
Don't let him near the biomass!
Stop him!
He won't get away this time.
Shane!
Not this time, sucker!
Mom, I helped Spider-Man.
He's Peter's friend.
That figures.
You got a bad habit
of showing up
where you're not wanted,
Spider-Man.
Yes. It's time
that habit gets broken.
Here's a song dedication
to the symbiote slimeballs
from your friendly
interplanetary Spider-Man.
Sonics on.
We'll see your sonic weapon,
Spider-Man, and raise you this.
Oh, we're having fun now,
aren't we?
The sonics are drawing
too much power.
We need to wrap this up quick.
I think we're OK for a while,
or not.
Hang on!
You should be safe up here
while I take care
of the sludge brothers.
This is not going to be my day.
[struggling]
Take heart!
The cavalry has arrived!
What, the fashion cavalry?
Nice outfit, Goblin.
Now, get everybody out of here.
I've got a plan.
Ha-ha!
Wait! What about Spider-Man?
The man says he has a plan.
Who am I to doubt him?
[crowd shouting]
What's going on?
Get me out of here!
[groaning]
You've troubled us
for the last time, web-head!
You are history!
Come on! You can do this!
History was never
my best subject.
I prefer Phys Ed.!
[screaming]
[Venom growling]
At least the Goblin
got Naoko and Shane out.
-Going up?
-Yes, please.
Push the penthouse button,
would you?
[screaming]
[siren wailing]
Thank you for saving us, Goblin.
It's my job. Glad I could help.
I'd better take Shane home.
Let me add my thanks to his.
You're a real hero, Goblin.
Hey, where's Spider-Man?
I wanted to thank him, too.
He swung away on his web
when we got out of the sewers.
Oh! If you see him,
tell him thanks as well.
And since he and Peter Parker
are such good friends,
tell him that Peter
better pay his rent, today.
Mom!
I hope we see you again.
I hope so, too, my love.
Man, I don't get enough time
to do this.
Just work out the kinks
like I used to back on Earth.
Not to mention make some bucks,
so I can pay the rent.
[snap]
No!
Yes!
Now to claim my 5000 bucks.
Yeah, OK, they're pictures
of Spider-Man, all right.
Oh, I'll tell you what,
this is going to break me,
but I'll give you 50 bucks
apiece for them, huh?
Your ad said 5000.
Hah! Don't believe
everything you read, kid.
All right, 100 bucks apiece.
Final offer.
Mr. Mineo, do you mind
if I call you JJ?
-What are you talking about?
-Uh, nothing. Never mind.
Oh, can I have that in cash?
I got the rent.
Sorry, it took so long.
Thanks, and I'm sorry, too.
I should have trusted you
to make good on your promise.
Shane told me what you did.
Thank you for sending
Spider-Man after me.
Ah, shucks, ma'am,
'tweren't nothing.
[chuckles]
You know, you might not be
such a bad tenant after all.
it's Spider-Man.
Stop him, my knights.
He must not escape.
We were sent here to rescue you.
The human fools are leading me
to their secret headquarters.
Dr. Jameson, I presume.
The High Evolutionary's
enforcers.
I came here to rescue you.
I'm not going back
until the humans here are free
of the High Evolutionary's
oppression.
Just my luck, my kid
gets saved by a transient.
-I could use a place to stay.
-It's free for two weeks.
Huh?
[screaming]
It's been
more than two weeks, Peter.
I'm sorry, but you've got
to bring in some money.
I can't keep subsidizing you.
My medical clinic
hardly pays for itself.
Not to worry, Naoko.
Check this out.
I'm a photographer.
This is right up my alley.
I need a boarder
with a steady paycheck.
-A job.
-This is my job.
I used to make a living
doing this.
Well, more or less.
But, Peter,
you have no idea
where this Spider-Man
will show up.
It's like trying
to win the lottery.
If you'd just
give me a chance tonight.
Stop fighting!
What was that about?
Uh, he's probably
remembering the fights
his father and I used to have.
I'm sorry. It's my fault.
I'll go find him.
I'll talk to him.
No. I'll do it.
He won't get far.
I'll be back soon.
Look, Peter, I like you,
but the wolf
isn't just at the door.
He's already cleaned out
the pantry.
Way to go, Parker.
She's trying to raise a son
and run a medical clinic,
single-handedly.
All she needs is some
off-world moocher like you,
and you just let her go out
in the middle of the night alone
to find her son.
[tracker beeping]
[cat meows]
Shane?
[tracker beeping]
Shane? Come back. Shane?
Shane. It's OK, baby.
Look, Peter and I
aren't mad at each other, honey.
We were just
having a discussion.
[screams]
Aah!
Aah! Let me go!
-Uh, Mom! Mom!
-Aah!
Aah!
[grunts]
Mom! Mom!
[struggling]
Shane, get out of here!
-No!
-Uh!
Shane, run!
Naoko!
Shane, what's wrong?
It-it took her. It took my mom.
OK, OK, calm down.
What took her?
The-the green thing.
It took her. The green thing!
[theme music playing]
Lock all the doors
and stay here.
Don't let anyone in.
I'll find your mom.
I promise.
[tracker beeping]
Shane said
the green thing took her.
[gasps]
Uh-oh, spider sense.
Incoming!
Goblin, what are you doing here?
I don't recall
meeting you before, Arachnid.
And what I am doing
is protecting the innocent
from criminal scum like you
and your symbiote friends.
You must be the local version.
Not the guy I know.
What have you done with Naoko,
Dr. Yamata Jones?
What are you talking about?
What has happened to her?
I have a witness who says
a green thing grabbed her.
That would be you.
It's not easy being green,
but your witness is wrong.
This area
is my personal protectorate.
I patrol it every night.
Who died and made you
superhero in residence?
Far too many, wall-crawler.
Somebody has to stop
scum like you.
It's why
I get up in the morning.
I'm not one of the bad guys.
The name is Spider-Man.
Right, you're not
with Venom and Carnage.
You're a completely unrelated
superpower guy in a spider suit.
You can think I am stupid,
Spider-Man.
Just don't talk to me
like I am stupid.
Gas!
[coughing]
At least, you're perceptive.
Now, spider-sap,
let's see who you really are
under that mask.
Aah!
Speaking of my mask,
did I mention,
it's the new improved
deluxe version,
complete
with osmotic gas filter?
OK, smiley, where is she?
Aah!
I honestly don't know,
but if she is missing,
I'll find her...
without your help.
Time we made a choice.
We can keep fighting each other,
or we can fight them.
Masked vigilantes are prohibited
in the five boroughs
and parts
of Upper Staten Island.
Surrender now!
These guys never learn, do they?
It's been a long time.
What if Peter can't find her?
After all,
he doesn't have her tracer.
I do. I'll find you, Mom.
I promise.
[struggling]
Aah!
[grunts]
[grunting continues]
OK, maybe I made
a mistake about you.
The jury's still out on you,
pal.
But I know these guys
aren't my friends.
Surrender.
I don't think so!
Hey, arrest this guy.
He's the one
violating the litter laws.
[crash]
Ha-ha!
I think maybe you upset them.
And people say I'm perceptive.
This may be a mistake.
-Mom!
-Shane?
Mom!
What does that kid think
he's doing?
Hey, that's not the way
to help him.
You'll just get flash-fried.
Flash-fried?
Yes, indeed.
She went down the sewer?
Uh-oh!
Machine men.
Ha-ha!
Cover your eyes.
-Danger!
-It worked.
The flash fried
their optic sensors.
We're safe now.
Danger.
Enemy sighting.
Target acquired.
Aah!
Whew!
Interesting definition of safe.
Where is Shane?
He went down into the sewers.
Then that's where I'm going.
Oh, no. Not alone, you're not.
I still trust you about as far
as I can throw you one-handed,
Goblin.
And I'm just as concerned
about Shane as you are.
Somehow, I doubt that.
Shane, where are you?
My spider sense is tingling.
Your what is doing what?
Just trust me.
There's danger here.
The only danger
we're in down here
is breathing ourselves to death.
Catch you later.
Goblin, look out! Behind you!
Aah! Booger at twelve o'clock!
Don't you mean bogey?
I don't think so.
Time for pre-boarding.
Buckle your seat-belt.
Um, would you say
these tentacles are green?
A kind of mottled chartreuse.
But, yes, definitely green.
Think that was what
your witness saw?
OK, I guess I misjudged you.
But what is this thing
we're fighting? Any idea?
Never seen anything like it,
but then,
I don't hang out a lot
in the sewers.
-Aah!
-Aah!
-Boom!
-Aah!
[struggling]
Aah!
Let me go!
Hey! Get your hands off me!
Well, well! A celebrity
among tonight's volunteers.
Welcome, Dr. Yamata Jones.
I thought all these chambers
were destroyed.
That's what we wanted
people to think.
The synoptic survives
and prospers, as you can see.
Soon, we will have
an army of symbiotes.
Our "volunteers"
will help us establish
a new world order.
[struggling]
One in which the symbiotes,
not the humans,
not the bestials,
not even
the High Evolutionary, rule!
The destiny of this world
and all who dwell upon it
was sealed
countless millennia ago
when our kind first arrived.
We were the dominant life form
of this planet.
For millions of years,
all lived in the harmony
of the group mind.
Our peace was shattered
by the cataclysm,
which drove our kind
from the surface
where the individual
joined the all
and the all lay dormant
for untold centuries,
waiting patiently for us,
its liberators, to arrive.
And now, the group mind
shall triumph,
transforming this planet into...
[laughs]
our kind of place.
No! You can't!
Sure, I can.
Watch how easy it is.
Like it or not, doctor...
you're about to become
part of the family.
[moans]
-Shane!
-Hey, you're that Spider-Man.
Please don't hurt me.
I have to find my mom.
I won't hurt you.
You're Peter Parker's friend,
right?
Yes. You know Peter?
Where is he? Is he all right?
He's-he's safe.
He sent me down here
to look for your mom.
He told me
you were supposed to stay
in your apartment.
Uh, well, yeah,
but I had to go look for my mom.
I've got her tracker. See.
I forgot to give it to Peter.
This will help. Good job, Shane.
I should take you home,
but I think maybe
we'd better hurry
and find your mom.
You'll be safe
if you stick with me.
-Deal?
-Deal.
Guess there's only
one thing to do.
It's dangerous,
but the fate of the world
depends on it.
I've got to do
what no other superhero
on the planet
would even consider.
Ooh, it's drafty in here.
[Naoko] Stay away from me!
I'm coming, Naoko.
[crying]
-Mom!
-[crying]
Spider-Man,
you've got to stop them
from hurting my mom.
[crying]
Aah!
Don't let him near the biomass!
Stop him!
He won't get away this time.
Shane!
Not this time, sucker!
Mom, I helped Spider-Man.
He's Peter's friend.
That figures.
You got a bad habit
of showing up
where you're not wanted,
Spider-Man.
Yes. It's time
that habit gets broken.
Here's a song dedication
to the symbiote slimeballs
from your friendly
interplanetary Spider-Man.
Sonics on.
We'll see your sonic weapon,
Spider-Man, and raise you this.
Oh, we're having fun now,
aren't we?
The sonics are drawing
too much power.
We need to wrap this up quick.
I think we're OK for a while,
or not.
Hang on!
You should be safe up here
while I take care
of the sludge brothers.
This is not going to be my day.
[struggling]
Take heart!
The cavalry has arrived!
What, the fashion cavalry?
Nice outfit, Goblin.
Now, get everybody out of here.
I've got a plan.
Ha-ha!
Wait! What about Spider-Man?
The man says he has a plan.
Who am I to doubt him?
[crowd shouting]
What's going on?
Get me out of here!
[groaning]
You've troubled us
for the last time, web-head!
You are history!
Come on! You can do this!
History was never
my best subject.
I prefer Phys Ed.!
[screaming]
[Venom growling]
At least the Goblin
got Naoko and Shane out.
-Going up?
-Yes, please.
Push the penthouse button,
would you?
[screaming]
[siren wailing]
Thank you for saving us, Goblin.
It's my job. Glad I could help.
I'd better take Shane home.
Let me add my thanks to his.
You're a real hero, Goblin.
Hey, where's Spider-Man?
I wanted to thank him, too.
He swung away on his web
when we got out of the sewers.
Oh! If you see him,
tell him thanks as well.
And since he and Peter Parker
are such good friends,
tell him that Peter
better pay his rent, today.
Mom!
I hope we see you again.
I hope so, too, my love.
Man, I don't get enough time
to do this.
Just work out the kinks
like I used to back on Earth.
Not to mention make some bucks,
so I can pay the rent.
[snap]
No!
Yes!
Now to claim my 5000 bucks.
Yeah, OK, they're pictures
of Spider-Man, all right.
Oh, I'll tell you what,
this is going to break me,
but I'll give you 50 bucks
apiece for them, huh?
Your ad said 5000.
Hah! Don't believe
everything you read, kid.
All right, 100 bucks apiece.
Final offer.
Mr. Mineo, do you mind
if I call you JJ?
-What are you talking about?
-Uh, nothing. Never mind.
Oh, can I have that in cash?
I got the rent.
Sorry, it took so long.
Thanks, and I'm sorry, too.
I should have trusted you
to make good on your promise.
Shane told me what you did.
Thank you for sending
Spider-Man after me.
Ah, shucks, ma'am,
'tweren't nothing.
[chuckles]
You know, you might not be
such a bad tenant after all.