Spider-Man (1994–1998): Season 1, Episode 13 - Day of the Chameleon - full transcript
A secret organization, known as SHIELD, asks for Jameson's assistants in capturing a terrorist known as The Chameleon.
Freeze! Don't even try to smile.
Go after that!
Hey, you look right
me!
Where are you...
Colonel, we're driving the man
who stole the helicopter. End.
Spread out. I don't want an accident.
Stay on his heels.
Fortunately, the building
is not yet occupied.
Come on. Fade out before ilotion begins.
- Help!
- Help!
Are you okay?
Get out of the way!
Good, Spider Man.
You, stop there!
Day, Miss Grant.
Peter, don't go there!
I don't want snails. I hate them.
I want caviar.
Mr. Jameson!
Don't you see that I am
celebrating a century?
You're late for Smokin's arrangement.
Limousine waiting.
I hate those cursed cloaks.
Wait a minute!
Hold on! I have to talk to you.
Can I photograph the
signing of the peace treaty?
Have you gone mad?
It's not a crowd-filled crime scene,
but an important world class event.
I want an experienced photographer.
You are a freelancer.
Please justify me.
Get the time up to the tail.
Justify well. Hop on.
Great thing!
Two world leaders sign a peace agreement
after centuries of hostility.
Such an image can beat Pulitzer.
I need one good opportunity.
I can not. Every newspaper
can bring one photographer.
What about your party in the evening?
The two leading characters are seen
there together before the signature.
I've taken some good
photos of Spider-Man...
Alright. I'm trying to get you a permit.
Driver, what are you doing?
My tailor is not here.
Hey!
Stay calm. Nothing happens to you.
Did you forget to pay for a tailor?
If you don't get me out right
now, you'll have to regret it.
Must keep the situation calm,
unlike the calm gentleman.
Do you know who I am?
I'm involved in accident.
Why do they want Jameson?
It only survives in one way.
What is this place?
Just like a training site for assassins.
Maybe this will get out.
I'm in the air.
How did I end up here?
What is this place?
These types are serious.
What have they done to Jameson?
What did you do with Parker?
We have to talk.
Who the hell are you?
I'm Colonel Nick Fury.
I'll be here.
That can not be true!
Se Sotasankariko?
I was wrong. You look like
you've seen the ghost.
You should be dead!
So the state wants the world to believe.
I posted your death notification.
There's no praise.
"Bugle's Death Messages. Fury, Nick."
You posted my pictures wrong.
The eyeball is in the wrong eye.
You're a big case, Jameson.
Listen. From now on you must
not make mistakes, is it clear?
What is this place?
Welcome to the Headquarters.
International Spy Resistance Division.
- We use the abbreviation YPKW.
- I haven't heard of it.
Even the FBI and CIA don't know about us.
YPKW's mission is to keep the world safe
by any means necessary.
This is a chameleon,
a dangerous and ruthless killer.
He can become exactly the same as anyone,
whose picture he can take.
I heard about him for the first time in
Istanbul when he blasted the delegation.
He attacked a military base in Rome,
but escaped us from the priest's outfit.
I came across him last time in Sarajevo.
He escaped as a nurse.
He won't beat me again.
What does this have to do with me?
Terrorists hired Kameleon
to destroy the peace treaty.
It may mean war.
That's it.
He arrived in New York in the morning.
New York? My celebration!
The chameleon comes there
in an unidentified disguise.
The police and the FBI are there.
That place is better isolated than...
They don't even notice him.
Can't we cancel the celebrations then?
No dice. Everything must affect normal.
If we stopped every
time someone threatened,
the whole world would stop.
Keep that involved.
You feel best in your field.
That's why you're important to me.
If you see something
suspicious, tap this pin
so the secret agents of YPKW come to help.
Bugle's building is full of them.
- But what I...
- Just keep your eyes open.
I'll send you back now.
Oops, you have to go back.
What was that?
National Security. I can't talk about it.
J-3 COMMUNICATIONS LEADERS
JOE ROBERTSON MAIN SUPPLIER
GLORY GRANT THE HEART OF LORD JAMESON
PETER PARKER FREELANCE PHOTOGRAPHY
Lord Jameson, you returned early.
Did you agree with smoky?
Adapter.
Bring the plan for evening
security arrangements.
I left a copy of your
briefcase half an hour ago.
I need it right now. Is it a problem?
No. I'm looking for it again.
Hey, Jonah.
Robbie, we have to talk right away.
Something's wrong.
- Here.
- What is this?
Evening security arrangements.
You gave them a copy before I left.
I said so! Are you trying
to get me messed up?
Whats wrong with her?
Jonah, I have to play suddenly.
I'll be back soon.
Mr. Jameson, I have to leave.
Wait. That's a little case.
I don't want you... Hey!
Where did the security plans disappear?
They were here. Maybe Robbie took them.
Why on earth did he...
No! Robbie!
Hey! What you...
No spider craze. That's not a chameleon.
You misunderstood! Let him go.
What does Spider Man Do Here?
Agent One, grab him!
No imaging device. He's not. Spread out!
Stop!
I found him. 7th floor, western wing.
She made her to Miss Grant.
All agents on the 7th floor.
Hold Glory Grant. Guard the exits.
Caught you. I don't usually
pick up unknown women.
Fun, but not very cunning.
Fool! Should have grabbed him.
It is dangerous to enjoy the other saunas.
You're just the man I'm looking for.
I have a spare main role of Shakespeare
festivaaleilla in the evening,
and I booked a place for you.
Are you there?
I guess that meant "yes".
- Why did you do that?
- I had to.
Why did you think I'd allow it?
I trusted Peter Parker is the
luckiest man in the world.
All units, alarm. VIP guests arriving.
The event begins.
Bruce? The chameleon has arrived.
Just continue to smile.
There's an intruder. 31st floor, sector 5.
The house has been penetrated. 31st floor.
Chameleon, stand!
Nice hairstyles.
That type destroys my lungs faster
than the taxi driving above.
That's Chameleon. Grab her!
No! Stay away.
This is stupid. When we fight,
the Chameleon gets the lead.
Time to expel you from the strains.
Maybe it's time for me to change the look.
- Agent One?
- So, Colonel.
Now there is an alarm mode.
I'll be there myself.
See you in the penthouse after 10 minutes.
That's clear. End.
Penthouse. Alarm. VIP
guests have to get out.
The Colonel believes that
the Chameleon goes up.
CELLAR
Alright. I'll check it out.
Must check the gas valve.
"Why do I tolerate such mockery?"
"Why do I deserve such an overpowerment?"
"Why ridicule my shortcomings?"
Where the hell are you, Parker?
"If I believe I will treat
you wrong if I miss the truth,"
"That's a disdain for charms."
"Well, goodbye, I have to confess."
"You didn't like a true gentleman."
How did this happen?
If I were a chameleon,
whose colors would I choose?
Spider-air!
The chameleon is close by. Where?
The Colonel thinks it's
time to get the VIPs out.
Well done. They've been here long enough.
Are VIP guests leaving?
I'm watching events.
Good work, agent.
Colonel, you came early.
My dad said that the early
bird grabs the Chameleon.
- Follow me.
- Jopas something.
Fury came to the scene.
Maybe he wanted to take them to safety...
Wait a minute. Oh no!
Stand to that place!
Do not shoot!
I knew it would. The Spider-Man
has finally been hit.
Wait. You don't understand!
Stop! Look at the Fury.
Eye patch.
It's in the wrong eye. That's Chameleon!
Agent One, I'm coming up.
Report your location.
Enroll. Is?
Fury?
Send the men to check the scrap.
Ensuring that he did not escape.
How did the Chameleon
make such a foul mistake?
The answer is clear, the sacking bag.
He created a false ass
based on Fury's image,
which was in your death.
That picture was wrong.
He didn't know it.
After all, it's worthwhile
to do poor journalism.
- Continue on the same track, JJ.
- Senkin...
Keeps running.
For a moment I thought it wouldn't happen.
So.
Parker, what are you doing here?
How did you get in?
I invented ways like any good freelancer.
When I want to get a
picture, nothing prevents me.
I need one good picture.
Now you got caught!
You can't escape.
No! Hands off.
Get it out, you pen!
Don't stop me now.
I am so...
So close.
So...
Beautiful dreams, Chameleon.
When you wake up, maybe you
feel like yourself again.
Did the Chameleon sit next to me?
I need a long vacation.
Bruce, I saved the world again.
What do I get for it? As
usual, I have nothing at all.
Great work, Spider-Man. Thank you!
Did he say "thank you"?
Does anyone thank the Spider Man?
It's the first time.
I open, Aunt Aunt.
Oh, Mary Jane!
Thank you. You didn't come to
see my play, even though you did.
I promised?
And no longer give such a kiss.
What a kiss?
Chameleon! Oh no!
Mary Jane, wait! I can explain.
At least I think I can.
Maybe I can't explain, but... Listen to me.
Wait a little now.
Go after that!
Hey, you look right
me!
Where are you...
Colonel, we're driving the man
who stole the helicopter. End.
Spread out. I don't want an accident.
Stay on his heels.
Fortunately, the building
is not yet occupied.
Come on. Fade out before ilotion begins.
- Help!
- Help!
Are you okay?
Get out of the way!
Good, Spider Man.
You, stop there!
Day, Miss Grant.
Peter, don't go there!
I don't want snails. I hate them.
I want caviar.
Mr. Jameson!
Don't you see that I am
celebrating a century?
You're late for Smokin's arrangement.
Limousine waiting.
I hate those cursed cloaks.
Wait a minute!
Hold on! I have to talk to you.
Can I photograph the
signing of the peace treaty?
Have you gone mad?
It's not a crowd-filled crime scene,
but an important world class event.
I want an experienced photographer.
You are a freelancer.
Please justify me.
Get the time up to the tail.
Justify well. Hop on.
Great thing!
Two world leaders sign a peace agreement
after centuries of hostility.
Such an image can beat Pulitzer.
I need one good opportunity.
I can not. Every newspaper
can bring one photographer.
What about your party in the evening?
The two leading characters are seen
there together before the signature.
I've taken some good
photos of Spider-Man...
Alright. I'm trying to get you a permit.
Driver, what are you doing?
My tailor is not here.
Hey!
Stay calm. Nothing happens to you.
Did you forget to pay for a tailor?
If you don't get me out right
now, you'll have to regret it.
Must keep the situation calm,
unlike the calm gentleman.
Do you know who I am?
I'm involved in accident.
Why do they want Jameson?
It only survives in one way.
What is this place?
Just like a training site for assassins.
Maybe this will get out.
I'm in the air.
How did I end up here?
What is this place?
These types are serious.
What have they done to Jameson?
What did you do with Parker?
We have to talk.
Who the hell are you?
I'm Colonel Nick Fury.
I'll be here.
That can not be true!
Se Sotasankariko?
I was wrong. You look like
you've seen the ghost.
You should be dead!
So the state wants the world to believe.
I posted your death notification.
There's no praise.
"Bugle's Death Messages. Fury, Nick."
You posted my pictures wrong.
The eyeball is in the wrong eye.
You're a big case, Jameson.
Listen. From now on you must
not make mistakes, is it clear?
What is this place?
Welcome to the Headquarters.
International Spy Resistance Division.
- We use the abbreviation YPKW.
- I haven't heard of it.
Even the FBI and CIA don't know about us.
YPKW's mission is to keep the world safe
by any means necessary.
This is a chameleon,
a dangerous and ruthless killer.
He can become exactly the same as anyone,
whose picture he can take.
I heard about him for the first time in
Istanbul when he blasted the delegation.
He attacked a military base in Rome,
but escaped us from the priest's outfit.
I came across him last time in Sarajevo.
He escaped as a nurse.
He won't beat me again.
What does this have to do with me?
Terrorists hired Kameleon
to destroy the peace treaty.
It may mean war.
That's it.
He arrived in New York in the morning.
New York? My celebration!
The chameleon comes there
in an unidentified disguise.
The police and the FBI are there.
That place is better isolated than...
They don't even notice him.
Can't we cancel the celebrations then?
No dice. Everything must affect normal.
If we stopped every
time someone threatened,
the whole world would stop.
Keep that involved.
You feel best in your field.
That's why you're important to me.
If you see something
suspicious, tap this pin
so the secret agents of YPKW come to help.
Bugle's building is full of them.
- But what I...
- Just keep your eyes open.
I'll send you back now.
Oops, you have to go back.
What was that?
National Security. I can't talk about it.
J-3 COMMUNICATIONS LEADERS
JOE ROBERTSON MAIN SUPPLIER
GLORY GRANT THE HEART OF LORD JAMESON
PETER PARKER FREELANCE PHOTOGRAPHY
Lord Jameson, you returned early.
Did you agree with smoky?
Adapter.
Bring the plan for evening
security arrangements.
I left a copy of your
briefcase half an hour ago.
I need it right now. Is it a problem?
No. I'm looking for it again.
Hey, Jonah.
Robbie, we have to talk right away.
Something's wrong.
- Here.
- What is this?
Evening security arrangements.
You gave them a copy before I left.
I said so! Are you trying
to get me messed up?
Whats wrong with her?
Jonah, I have to play suddenly.
I'll be back soon.
Mr. Jameson, I have to leave.
Wait. That's a little case.
I don't want you... Hey!
Where did the security plans disappear?
They were here. Maybe Robbie took them.
Why on earth did he...
No! Robbie!
Hey! What you...
No spider craze. That's not a chameleon.
You misunderstood! Let him go.
What does Spider Man Do Here?
Agent One, grab him!
No imaging device. He's not. Spread out!
Stop!
I found him. 7th floor, western wing.
She made her to Miss Grant.
All agents on the 7th floor.
Hold Glory Grant. Guard the exits.
Caught you. I don't usually
pick up unknown women.
Fun, but not very cunning.
Fool! Should have grabbed him.
It is dangerous to enjoy the other saunas.
You're just the man I'm looking for.
I have a spare main role of Shakespeare
festivaaleilla in the evening,
and I booked a place for you.
Are you there?
I guess that meant "yes".
- Why did you do that?
- I had to.
Why did you think I'd allow it?
I trusted Peter Parker is the
luckiest man in the world.
All units, alarm. VIP guests arriving.
The event begins.
Bruce? The chameleon has arrived.
Just continue to smile.
There's an intruder. 31st floor, sector 5.
The house has been penetrated. 31st floor.
Chameleon, stand!
Nice hairstyles.
That type destroys my lungs faster
than the taxi driving above.
That's Chameleon. Grab her!
No! Stay away.
This is stupid. When we fight,
the Chameleon gets the lead.
Time to expel you from the strains.
Maybe it's time for me to change the look.
- Agent One?
- So, Colonel.
Now there is an alarm mode.
I'll be there myself.
See you in the penthouse after 10 minutes.
That's clear. End.
Penthouse. Alarm. VIP
guests have to get out.
The Colonel believes that
the Chameleon goes up.
CELLAR
Alright. I'll check it out.
Must check the gas valve.
"Why do I tolerate such mockery?"
"Why do I deserve such an overpowerment?"
"Why ridicule my shortcomings?"
Where the hell are you, Parker?
"If I believe I will treat
you wrong if I miss the truth,"
"That's a disdain for charms."
"Well, goodbye, I have to confess."
"You didn't like a true gentleman."
How did this happen?
If I were a chameleon,
whose colors would I choose?
Spider-air!
The chameleon is close by. Where?
The Colonel thinks it's
time to get the VIPs out.
Well done. They've been here long enough.
Are VIP guests leaving?
I'm watching events.
Good work, agent.
Colonel, you came early.
My dad said that the early
bird grabs the Chameleon.
- Follow me.
- Jopas something.
Fury came to the scene.
Maybe he wanted to take them to safety...
Wait a minute. Oh no!
Stand to that place!
Do not shoot!
I knew it would. The Spider-Man
has finally been hit.
Wait. You don't understand!
Stop! Look at the Fury.
Eye patch.
It's in the wrong eye. That's Chameleon!
Agent One, I'm coming up.
Report your location.
Enroll. Is?
Fury?
Send the men to check the scrap.
Ensuring that he did not escape.
How did the Chameleon
make such a foul mistake?
The answer is clear, the sacking bag.
He created a false ass
based on Fury's image,
which was in your death.
That picture was wrong.
He didn't know it.
After all, it's worthwhile
to do poor journalism.
- Continue on the same track, JJ.
- Senkin...
Keeps running.
For a moment I thought it wouldn't happen.
So.
Parker, what are you doing here?
How did you get in?
I invented ways like any good freelancer.
When I want to get a
picture, nothing prevents me.
I need one good picture.
Now you got caught!
You can't escape.
No! Hands off.
Get it out, you pen!
Don't stop me now.
I am so...
So close.
So...
Beautiful dreams, Chameleon.
When you wake up, maybe you
feel like yourself again.
Did the Chameleon sit next to me?
I need a long vacation.
Bruce, I saved the world again.
What do I get for it? As
usual, I have nothing at all.
Great work, Spider-Man. Thank you!
Did he say "thank you"?
Does anyone thank the Spider Man?
It's the first time.
I open, Aunt Aunt.
Oh, Mary Jane!
Thank you. You didn't come to
see my play, even though you did.
I promised?
And no longer give such a kiss.
What a kiss?
Chameleon! Oh no!
Mary Jane, wait! I can explain.
At least I think I can.
Maybe I can't explain, but... Listen to me.
Wait a little now.