South Park (1997–…): Season 12, Episode 2 - Britney's New Look - full transcript
Distraught over the media's nonstop coverage of her, Britney Spears attempts to commit suicide, but survives despite blowing the top half of her head off. Disgusted by this treatment of her, the boys attempt to help, only to learn the secret behind the media's cruel scrutiny of celebrities.
"Britney's New Look"
Live, from Chicago, Illinois,
it's Decision 2008.
Good evening and welcome
to the political debate
between Hillary Rodham Clinton
and Barack Obama.
First question: How do you see yourself
as different from your opponent?
Ugh, Dad, can we please
not watch this?
This is important, Stanley!
You boys should care
about this stuff.
Yeah, but we totally don't.
Well you boys are gonna
sit and watch this!
This is what really matters!
And so, Mr. Obama, why don't you tell us
your stance on military spending?
Well, my opinion is that...
We interrupt this debate
for an emergency news bulletin!
It's... Britney Watch!
Keeping you up-to-date with
all your Britney Spears news!
Oh boy,
what's she done now?
Britney Spears has been spotted
camping in the Colorado mountains,
and one report claims that
she has taken a piss... in the forest.
Robert Pooner has more.
Ron, I'm standing in South Mark,
Colorado,
where Britney Spears has apparently
been trying to get away from it all.
Aw dude, that's our town!
Ms. Spears was spotted
at a mountain campground,
and you won't believe
what she did, Ron.
The troubled diva took a piss.
Right on a ladybug.
We've blurred out parts of the photo
so that it doesn't offend.
She's such a train wreck!
When the photo
is enhanced, Ron,
you can see the poor little
ladybug getting doused.
This must be very embarrassing for
Britney that this photo got out, Bob,
and she looks like
she's gained weight.
That's right, Ron,
she really chubbed up.
And if you zoom in
on her face,
you can see that
she's got some zits!
Aw, poor girl.
Hey Sharon,
Britney peed on a ladybug.
The photograph was taken
by Brian Willis of Bailey, Colorado,
who sold it to 31 News
for a hundred thousand dollars.
A hundred thousand dollars?
That's enough to buy slaves!
Britney is said to be now
hiding out in a South Park motel.
And now back to the
stupid Democratic debates.
...and spearchuckers.
Did you guys hear that?
A hundred thousand dollars
for a picture of Britney.
And she's at a hotel
in our town.
It's gotta be the Komfort Inn.
That's the nicest hotel in South Park.
- Cartman, go get your camera.
- Sweet!
Hey, hang on, fellas.
Don't you think Britney's
been through enough?
I mean, maybe it's finally time
for us all to just leave her alone.
Butters, don't be such a pussy.
Okay.
A hundred thousand for a picture
of Britney peeing on a ladybug.
Imagine what a photo of her
crapping on a squirrel is worth!
Well this costume was supposed
to be for the Easter musical, fellas.
Not for trying
to make an easy buck!
Oh no.
Excuse us, we're trying to get
a picture of Britney Spears!
Join the club.
Yeah, all you
amateur photographers
are making this tougher
on the professionals!
We're professionals too,
you fucking butthole!
Ah ah, nobody goes upstairs.
We uh,
we have special permission?
Yeah, don't you recognize us?
We're Britney Spears' kids.
You are?
Not me!
I'm a squirrel!
But now everybody thinks
I hate ladybugs.
I didn't even know
it was there.
I can't take it anymore.
I'm just so--
Excuse me, Ms. Spears,
but your kids are here
and they've brought you
a squirrel.
My boys? Really?
Send them in.
It's okay.
My kids are here.
I feel better now.
- We did it guys!
- I told you that would work!
- Yeah, all right!
- All right!
You mean,
it was just a joke?
My kids ain't here?
- Alright. Butters, go get next to her.
- I ain't doing it!
We tricked her
and it wasn't nice!
Butters, do you want your share of
the hundred thousand dollars or not?
You're never gonna
leave me alone, are you?
It ain't right to take
advantage of somebody
no matter
who they are!
All right, fine!
We don't need you, Butters!
Yeah, we'll just get a picture of her
doing something else.
All right lady, just flash us
your crotch or something.
- I've got a better idea.
- You do?
Yeah.
No!
You killed her!
Hey, everything all right?
Oh...
We should have just
left her alone.
But we just had
to push her.
How could we know
she would...
Aw, we suck so hard.
She's... alive.
- Whew.
- Oh, thank God.
But, we almost lost her.
Why couldn't you boys
just leave her alone?
Doctor, could we talk
to her for a minute?
I don't want you
making her upset.
We don't wanna upset her.
We just want to tell her
that we're sorry.
All right.
Ms. Spears,
these boys wanted to say something.
- Oh my God!
- Oh no!
The boys are just shocked
at how good you look, Britney.
Right, boys?
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
It's not even noticeable.
Well, I'll let you boys
have your say.
Ms. Spears, uh...
We're... really... sorry for
making you want to kill yourself.
Oh, God, what have we done?
It's Britney Watch!
Keeping you up-to-date with
all your Britney Spears news!
You won't believe
what Britney's done now.
The troubled pop star has
just been spotted with a crazy
"no top part of my head" look.
This video was taken just hours ago
as Britney was wheeled into
the hospital for some reason.
And if we zoom in on the footage,
right, right here,
you can also definitely
see a boob job scar.
No doubt now that she's
had plastic surgery in the past.
O ho ho, oh houch,
that's gotta be embarrassing.
Chris, any word on why Ms. Spears went
for this radical "no top of the head" look?
No word yet, Tom,
but it could be over the embarrassment
of the boob job scar video
we showed just, just now.
Uh, even though the timing
doesn't quite work out.
Dude!
Damnit, she can't handle
any stress right now!
Excuse me,
I'm Britney Spears' manager.
Oh, jeez, Britney!
Britney, what were you thinking?
First you shave your head and now this.
Well, it's a ballsy new look,
I'll give you that.
Brit! Over here, Brit.
One for Star Weekly.
Dammit, you have
to take her out of here.
She can't be around
all this right now.
Right. We need
to take her home.
Boys, can you give me
a hand with her?
Yeah, of course.
Okay, come on!
My car is right here.
- Hey, look!
- There she is!
Oh crap!
Jesus Christ!
Yeah yeah, it's like this all the time.
Thank you! Yes, thanks.
Britney, over here--
Look, uh, we feel really bad, and, and
we wanna help Britney however we can.
That's great, boys.
Britney seems to have
really taken a liking to you.
And don't worry: Britney
is a queen at reinventing herself.
We just need to get her into
the recording studio right away.
What?
All right, Britney,
let's take it from the top.
Remember to bring that
sexiness to it.
Excuse me, is this really
what you think
she should be doing
right now?
All right, Brit,
let's try it from the top.
- God, what a train wreck.
- She must be stoned again.
Would you put
a stop to this, please?
This is only gonna
make things worse.
What do you mean?
She sounds great.
Ah, Britney, that last lyric
is supposed to be "love elation".
Sounds more like you're saying,
"love creation."
E-la-tion.
Really enunciate the L.
God, she's so stupid.
What do you expect?
Look at her!
She doesn't have
most of her brain!
I know.
She's really dumb, huh?
No, I mean, she literally
doesn't have most of her brain!
Her head is gone!
Yeah.
And she's all fat, too.
Live, from Las Vegas,
it's the MTV Video Music Awards.
What's up, y'all? It's the MTV Awards
and we are kicking it off right.
Here to perform
her new song is the one,
and only, Britney Spears!
Aw, come on now, people!
Oh my God,
she's really gotten chubby.
It's Britney, bitch.
Oh man,
she's totally lip-syncing.
She doesn't have any lips!
Disaster at the MTV Awards.
People are ridiculing
Britney Spears.
Her performance was awful, Tom.
She looked tired, she looked fat,
she didn't have a head.
It was just
completely phoned in.
No doubt, Tom,
that girl has major issues.
Don't listen to 'em, Brit!
They're all just jealous.
And we can put you
on SlimFast tomorrow.
Hang on, hang on,
she'll be out in a minute.
We have to get her
away from all this, dude.
People just aren't
gonna let up.
We have to take her somewhere
to just be at peace.
Dude, where in the world
can Britney Spears go
where nobody will bother her?
I know where.
We want three tickets
to the North Pole.
The North Pole?
Who the hell goes to the North Pole?
We do.
Me, my friend, and his aunt.
It's Britney Wowtch!
A distraught Britney Spears
has apparently disappeared
and abandoned all those
close to her.
A local housewife caught a photo of
Britney running away in this disguise!
Britney is obviously very upset
about her MTV performance, Ron,
and so she's become desperate.
Most troubling for her is the fact
that her disguise has total camel toe.
Oh boy, now, Leslie, this seems
like a really bad camel toe offense.
Absolutely major
camel toe, Tracy.
Britney just seems oblivious.
She was bound to get noticed:
You walk around with that kind
of cam toe and you're gonna turn heads.
David, any idea as to how big
the camel toe actually was?
She was sporting toe
like never before, Brian.
I don't know what's
wrong with that girl, but,
it's a slap in the face
to camels all over the planet.
Those close to Britney
say they are very worried
and want to bring her home safe.
And now
back to the local news.
The giant squirrel which was
picked up last week by animal control
apparently now thinks it's a person.
Colorado officials have taken
the squirrel to Johns-Hopkins
for psychiatric evaluation.
Hm, that squirrel is obviously nuts.
Platform 4F.
Uh, it must be on the
other side of the station.
There she is! It's Britney!
Oh no.
Dude, they're never
gonna let us through.
Yes they are! I have an idea.
Britney? Where'd she go?
There she is!
It's okay,
you'll be in the North Pole soon.
There she is. Hey Britney, it's me.
Britney. It's over.
What were you running for anyway?
Hey, wait a minute.
Where's her camel toe?
I'm not Britney Spears, alright?
Oh, psych! She must be back
at the train station; come on!
Now, wait a minute!
Everyone just stop for one minute!
Look, you guys are
gonna end up killing her.
Can't you see that Britney isn't in any
condition to handle this crap anymore?
I know watching celebrities
go down can be fun.
Me and my friends are
as guilty as all of you, but
maybe, just, maybe,
...it's time to let this one go.
Just this one time, let's, let's
all stop before it's too late, huh?
Son, you don't seem to understand.
Britney Spears...
has to die.
Huh?
What do you think all
this effort has been for?
It cannot be stopped.
It's not just the press.
Everyone agrees.
She must... die.
Little Stanley was tired and hungry.
But he knew that for
Britney Spears to be safe,
he had to get her
to the North Pole.
You doing okay, Ms. Spears?
It's her.
Um no, I'm sure it's Britney Spears;
it looks just like the picture.
You want me to, to what?
Yes, I understand.
Hello, I'm Bob Summers.
Is today the day?
What is going on?
Why do you want
Britney Spears to die?
Well nobody wants her to die,
little boy.
We all simply... need her to.
- Do you understand?
- No!
Look, kid,
throughout history people have
found it necessary to engage in...
human sacrifice.
In ancient times,
humans would commonly
pick one lovely girl, adorn her
with jewels, treat her like a goddess,
and then... watch her die.
We Americans like to think
we're more civilized now,
but the truth is our
lust for torture and death
is no different than
it was in gladiator times.
Only difference is that now,
Americans like to watch people
put to death through
magazines and photographs.
It's a damn shame too.
Old ways were better.
Used to be we just
picked someone by lottery
and then stoned
them to death.
No, the American people don't want
to stone people to death anymore.
You mean everyone in the country
wants Britney Spears to kill herself?
Britney was chosen
a long time ago,
to be built up
and adored,
and then sacrificed.
For harvest.
Hey, where are we? This isn't right.
Over here, Ms. Spears.
Right over here, Ms. Spears.
Oh no!
Come on, Britney!
Come on, come on!
Mom, Dad!
They're gonna kill her!
They're going to wa--
Wait, what are you
doing here?
It's all of America, Kyle.
We're all
a part of this together.
You know all about this?
Kyle, what the fuck
is going on now?
She's been built up
to be sacrificed, Stan!
Sacrificed? For what?
For harvest, Stanley.
The same reason human beings
have always done it.
Sacrifice in March,
corn have plenty starch.
Corn harvest!
We haven't told you about it,
Stanley, because we,
we like to wait until kids are
a little older to talk to them about
things like condoms and
ritualistic human sacrifice for harvest.
All right,
enough already!
This has all gone
on long enough!
The kid is right.
This has gone on too long.
Yeah. She was supposed to
have killed herself a long time ago.
And harvest is coming soon.
All right, folks,
let's finish this quickly.
No, wait.
Come on, hurry up.
I can't run.
You go ahead, I'll catch up with ya.
Here, Davey.
Hold on.
She's dead.
Well, I think it's time for us
to leave the poor girl alone.
- Morning, Bill.
- Morning, Gil.
Nice-looking corn.
Hey Sharon, Randy,
great harvest, huh?
An incredible harvest.
Some of the best corn
I've seen in years.
- She's the daughter of a country singer,
- Hey, check it out!
and the young girl has really
taken the country by storm.
Hannah Montana's
Miley Cyrus.
Though only fifteen years old,
is already on her way
to being a major superstar.
Looks like next harvest
would be even better.
Live, from Chicago, Illinois,
it's Decision 2008.
Good evening and welcome
to the political debate
between Hillary Rodham Clinton
and Barack Obama.
First question: How do you see yourself
as different from your opponent?
Ugh, Dad, can we please
not watch this?
This is important, Stanley!
You boys should care
about this stuff.
Yeah, but we totally don't.
Well you boys are gonna
sit and watch this!
This is what really matters!
And so, Mr. Obama, why don't you tell us
your stance on military spending?
Well, my opinion is that...
We interrupt this debate
for an emergency news bulletin!
It's... Britney Watch!
Keeping you up-to-date with
all your Britney Spears news!
Oh boy,
what's she done now?
Britney Spears has been spotted
camping in the Colorado mountains,
and one report claims that
she has taken a piss... in the forest.
Robert Pooner has more.
Ron, I'm standing in South Mark,
Colorado,
where Britney Spears has apparently
been trying to get away from it all.
Aw dude, that's our town!
Ms. Spears was spotted
at a mountain campground,
and you won't believe
what she did, Ron.
The troubled diva took a piss.
Right on a ladybug.
We've blurred out parts of the photo
so that it doesn't offend.
She's such a train wreck!
When the photo
is enhanced, Ron,
you can see the poor little
ladybug getting doused.
This must be very embarrassing for
Britney that this photo got out, Bob,
and she looks like
she's gained weight.
That's right, Ron,
she really chubbed up.
And if you zoom in
on her face,
you can see that
she's got some zits!
Aw, poor girl.
Hey Sharon,
Britney peed on a ladybug.
The photograph was taken
by Brian Willis of Bailey, Colorado,
who sold it to 31 News
for a hundred thousand dollars.
A hundred thousand dollars?
That's enough to buy slaves!
Britney is said to be now
hiding out in a South Park motel.
And now back to the
stupid Democratic debates.
...and spearchuckers.
Did you guys hear that?
A hundred thousand dollars
for a picture of Britney.
And she's at a hotel
in our town.
It's gotta be the Komfort Inn.
That's the nicest hotel in South Park.
- Cartman, go get your camera.
- Sweet!
Hey, hang on, fellas.
Don't you think Britney's
been through enough?
I mean, maybe it's finally time
for us all to just leave her alone.
Butters, don't be such a pussy.
Okay.
A hundred thousand for a picture
of Britney peeing on a ladybug.
Imagine what a photo of her
crapping on a squirrel is worth!
Well this costume was supposed
to be for the Easter musical, fellas.
Not for trying
to make an easy buck!
Oh no.
Excuse us, we're trying to get
a picture of Britney Spears!
Join the club.
Yeah, all you
amateur photographers
are making this tougher
on the professionals!
We're professionals too,
you fucking butthole!
Ah ah, nobody goes upstairs.
We uh,
we have special permission?
Yeah, don't you recognize us?
We're Britney Spears' kids.
You are?
Not me!
I'm a squirrel!
But now everybody thinks
I hate ladybugs.
I didn't even know
it was there.
I can't take it anymore.
I'm just so--
Excuse me, Ms. Spears,
but your kids are here
and they've brought you
a squirrel.
My boys? Really?
Send them in.
It's okay.
My kids are here.
I feel better now.
- We did it guys!
- I told you that would work!
- Yeah, all right!
- All right!
You mean,
it was just a joke?
My kids ain't here?
- Alright. Butters, go get next to her.
- I ain't doing it!
We tricked her
and it wasn't nice!
Butters, do you want your share of
the hundred thousand dollars or not?
You're never gonna
leave me alone, are you?
It ain't right to take
advantage of somebody
no matter
who they are!
All right, fine!
We don't need you, Butters!
Yeah, we'll just get a picture of her
doing something else.
All right lady, just flash us
your crotch or something.
- I've got a better idea.
- You do?
Yeah.
No!
You killed her!
Hey, everything all right?
Oh...
We should have just
left her alone.
But we just had
to push her.
How could we know
she would...
Aw, we suck so hard.
She's... alive.
- Whew.
- Oh, thank God.
But, we almost lost her.
Why couldn't you boys
just leave her alone?
Doctor, could we talk
to her for a minute?
I don't want you
making her upset.
We don't wanna upset her.
We just want to tell her
that we're sorry.
All right.
Ms. Spears,
these boys wanted to say something.
- Oh my God!
- Oh no!
The boys are just shocked
at how good you look, Britney.
Right, boys?
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
It's not even noticeable.
Well, I'll let you boys
have your say.
Ms. Spears, uh...
We're... really... sorry for
making you want to kill yourself.
Oh, God, what have we done?
It's Britney Watch!
Keeping you up-to-date with
all your Britney Spears news!
You won't believe
what Britney's done now.
The troubled pop star has
just been spotted with a crazy
"no top part of my head" look.
This video was taken just hours ago
as Britney was wheeled into
the hospital for some reason.
And if we zoom in on the footage,
right, right here,
you can also definitely
see a boob job scar.
No doubt now that she's
had plastic surgery in the past.
O ho ho, oh houch,
that's gotta be embarrassing.
Chris, any word on why Ms. Spears went
for this radical "no top of the head" look?
No word yet, Tom,
but it could be over the embarrassment
of the boob job scar video
we showed just, just now.
Uh, even though the timing
doesn't quite work out.
Dude!
Damnit, she can't handle
any stress right now!
Excuse me,
I'm Britney Spears' manager.
Oh, jeez, Britney!
Britney, what were you thinking?
First you shave your head and now this.
Well, it's a ballsy new look,
I'll give you that.
Brit! Over here, Brit.
One for Star Weekly.
Dammit, you have
to take her out of here.
She can't be around
all this right now.
Right. We need
to take her home.
Boys, can you give me
a hand with her?
Yeah, of course.
Okay, come on!
My car is right here.
- Hey, look!
- There she is!
Oh crap!
Jesus Christ!
Yeah yeah, it's like this all the time.
Thank you! Yes, thanks.
Britney, over here--
Look, uh, we feel really bad, and, and
we wanna help Britney however we can.
That's great, boys.
Britney seems to have
really taken a liking to you.
And don't worry: Britney
is a queen at reinventing herself.
We just need to get her into
the recording studio right away.
What?
All right, Britney,
let's take it from the top.
Remember to bring that
sexiness to it.
Excuse me, is this really
what you think
she should be doing
right now?
All right, Brit,
let's try it from the top.
- God, what a train wreck.
- She must be stoned again.
Would you put
a stop to this, please?
This is only gonna
make things worse.
What do you mean?
She sounds great.
Ah, Britney, that last lyric
is supposed to be "love elation".
Sounds more like you're saying,
"love creation."
E-la-tion.
Really enunciate the L.
God, she's so stupid.
What do you expect?
Look at her!
She doesn't have
most of her brain!
I know.
She's really dumb, huh?
No, I mean, she literally
doesn't have most of her brain!
Her head is gone!
Yeah.
And she's all fat, too.
Live, from Las Vegas,
it's the MTV Video Music Awards.
What's up, y'all? It's the MTV Awards
and we are kicking it off right.
Here to perform
her new song is the one,
and only, Britney Spears!
Aw, come on now, people!
Oh my God,
she's really gotten chubby.
It's Britney, bitch.
Oh man,
she's totally lip-syncing.
She doesn't have any lips!
Disaster at the MTV Awards.
People are ridiculing
Britney Spears.
Her performance was awful, Tom.
She looked tired, she looked fat,
she didn't have a head.
It was just
completely phoned in.
No doubt, Tom,
that girl has major issues.
Don't listen to 'em, Brit!
They're all just jealous.
And we can put you
on SlimFast tomorrow.
Hang on, hang on,
she'll be out in a minute.
We have to get her
away from all this, dude.
People just aren't
gonna let up.
We have to take her somewhere
to just be at peace.
Dude, where in the world
can Britney Spears go
where nobody will bother her?
I know where.
We want three tickets
to the North Pole.
The North Pole?
Who the hell goes to the North Pole?
We do.
Me, my friend, and his aunt.
It's Britney Wowtch!
A distraught Britney Spears
has apparently disappeared
and abandoned all those
close to her.
A local housewife caught a photo of
Britney running away in this disguise!
Britney is obviously very upset
about her MTV performance, Ron,
and so she's become desperate.
Most troubling for her is the fact
that her disguise has total camel toe.
Oh boy, now, Leslie, this seems
like a really bad camel toe offense.
Absolutely major
camel toe, Tracy.
Britney just seems oblivious.
She was bound to get noticed:
You walk around with that kind
of cam toe and you're gonna turn heads.
David, any idea as to how big
the camel toe actually was?
She was sporting toe
like never before, Brian.
I don't know what's
wrong with that girl, but,
it's a slap in the face
to camels all over the planet.
Those close to Britney
say they are very worried
and want to bring her home safe.
And now
back to the local news.
The giant squirrel which was
picked up last week by animal control
apparently now thinks it's a person.
Colorado officials have taken
the squirrel to Johns-Hopkins
for psychiatric evaluation.
Hm, that squirrel is obviously nuts.
Platform 4F.
Uh, it must be on the
other side of the station.
There she is! It's Britney!
Oh no.
Dude, they're never
gonna let us through.
Yes they are! I have an idea.
Britney? Where'd she go?
There she is!
It's okay,
you'll be in the North Pole soon.
There she is. Hey Britney, it's me.
Britney. It's over.
What were you running for anyway?
Hey, wait a minute.
Where's her camel toe?
I'm not Britney Spears, alright?
Oh, psych! She must be back
at the train station; come on!
Now, wait a minute!
Everyone just stop for one minute!
Look, you guys are
gonna end up killing her.
Can't you see that Britney isn't in any
condition to handle this crap anymore?
I know watching celebrities
go down can be fun.
Me and my friends are
as guilty as all of you, but
maybe, just, maybe,
...it's time to let this one go.
Just this one time, let's, let's
all stop before it's too late, huh?
Son, you don't seem to understand.
Britney Spears...
has to die.
Huh?
What do you think all
this effort has been for?
It cannot be stopped.
It's not just the press.
Everyone agrees.
She must... die.
Little Stanley was tired and hungry.
But he knew that for
Britney Spears to be safe,
he had to get her
to the North Pole.
You doing okay, Ms. Spears?
It's her.
Um no, I'm sure it's Britney Spears;
it looks just like the picture.
You want me to, to what?
Yes, I understand.
Hello, I'm Bob Summers.
Is today the day?
What is going on?
Why do you want
Britney Spears to die?
Well nobody wants her to die,
little boy.
We all simply... need her to.
- Do you understand?
- No!
Look, kid,
throughout history people have
found it necessary to engage in...
human sacrifice.
In ancient times,
humans would commonly
pick one lovely girl, adorn her
with jewels, treat her like a goddess,
and then... watch her die.
We Americans like to think
we're more civilized now,
but the truth is our
lust for torture and death
is no different than
it was in gladiator times.
Only difference is that now,
Americans like to watch people
put to death through
magazines and photographs.
It's a damn shame too.
Old ways were better.
Used to be we just
picked someone by lottery
and then stoned
them to death.
No, the American people don't want
to stone people to death anymore.
You mean everyone in the country
wants Britney Spears to kill herself?
Britney was chosen
a long time ago,
to be built up
and adored,
and then sacrificed.
For harvest.
Hey, where are we? This isn't right.
Over here, Ms. Spears.
Right over here, Ms. Spears.
Oh no!
Come on, Britney!
Come on, come on!
Mom, Dad!
They're gonna kill her!
They're going to wa--
Wait, what are you
doing here?
It's all of America, Kyle.
We're all
a part of this together.
You know all about this?
Kyle, what the fuck
is going on now?
She's been built up
to be sacrificed, Stan!
Sacrificed? For what?
For harvest, Stanley.
The same reason human beings
have always done it.
Sacrifice in March,
corn have plenty starch.
Corn harvest!
We haven't told you about it,
Stanley, because we,
we like to wait until kids are
a little older to talk to them about
things like condoms and
ritualistic human sacrifice for harvest.
All right,
enough already!
This has all gone
on long enough!
The kid is right.
This has gone on too long.
Yeah. She was supposed to
have killed herself a long time ago.
And harvest is coming soon.
All right, folks,
let's finish this quickly.
No, wait.
Come on, hurry up.
I can't run.
You go ahead, I'll catch up with ya.
Here, Davey.
Hold on.
She's dead.
Well, I think it's time for us
to leave the poor girl alone.
- Morning, Bill.
- Morning, Gil.
Nice-looking corn.
Hey Sharon, Randy,
great harvest, huh?
An incredible harvest.
Some of the best corn
I've seen in years.
- She's the daughter of a country singer,
- Hey, check it out!
and the young girl has really
taken the country by storm.
Hannah Montana's
Miley Cyrus.
Though only fifteen years old,
is already on her way
to being a major superstar.
Looks like next harvest
would be even better.