South Park (1997–…): Season 11, Episode 11 - Imaginationland: Episode II - full transcript
With the help of Stan, Kyle, and Kurt Russell, the military is able to access the portal to Imaginationland. Meanwhile, Cartman is determined to make sure that Kyle follows through with his court-mandated sentence.
"Imaginationland: Episode 2"
a.k.a
The Drying of the Balls
I'm going down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time,
Friendly faces everywhere,
humble folks without temptation,
I'm goin out to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind,
Ample parking day or night,
people spouting howdy neighbor,
I'm heading out to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind,
I like fucking silly bitches
and I know my penis likes it.
So come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine,
Previously on
Battlestar Galactica:
- What is this place?
- This... is Imaginationland.
Allah!
We have
to get out of here!
- Hold on, fellas!
- Butters!
Terrorists
have just attacked...
our imagination.
If the terrorists blow that barrier,
all the most evil things ever imagined
- are gonna pour out.
- Allah!
Butters!
Time for breakfeast.
But...
Oh, jeez,
it was just a dream.
C'mon, Butters, Mom's cooked
waffles and nanas for you.
Oh, Mom, Dad!
I dreamed I was in Imaginationland
and then terrorists attacked it...
You are in Imaginationland!
This is a dream.
Hey, wake up, stupid!
C'mon, wake up, kid!
No, wait!
Well, I was back home in bed!
No, you passed out
and peed your pants!
Look! The evil of
Imaginationland is coming out!
- Oh, hamburguers!
- Allah!
Everyone fall back
to the Gumdrop Forest!
Come with me, little boy.
I'm going to get you home!
It's Alien!
Predator!
Look, we already told you
everything we know!
Some guy just showed up in a big balloon
and took us into Imaginationland.
What we want to know
is how!
We need to find a way
into Imaginationland.
You've been there.
How did you do it?
We just....
went on a balloon ride.
There must have been
some kind of portal or doorway.
Dude, we don't remember.
Do you realize what's going on here?
Terrorists have attacked our imagination
and now our imaginations
are running wild
You better start remembering!
It was the Chinese,
wasn't it?
What?
We've suspected that
the Chinese government
was working on a doorway
to the imagination.
- Is that where you were?
- No!
That's it, isn't it?
Where do the Chinese keep this portal?
How does it work?
- Is it better than ours?
- Your what?
Our portal to the imagination
build as a secret project
back in 1962
to fight the Soviets...
Tom!
That's super secret!
Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
Wait. The US government has
a portal to the imagination?
Oh, see?
Good job, Tom!
Why don't you just tell them
everything about Project X?
Yes, sir!
We build a portal
to the imagination
to use against the Russians
during the Cold War
- but we never...
- That was sarcasm!
I was being sarcastic,
you fucking idiot!
Oh, jeez,
I'm really sorry, sir
If you already built a doorway to the
imagination, then why do you need us?
Alright, we might as well
show it to 'em.
Goddamn it, Tom.
Every night
the dream is the same...
I'm on my way
to visit my friend Kyle...
because we had a bet that if I could
prove leprechauns were real,
he would suck my balls.
And it turns out, I was right.
Time to pay up, Kyle.
But then...
No!
No!
It's been taken from me.
I have dry balls.
Balls so dry,
they explode like dust.
You okay, kid?
No.
I've got dry balls.
And I'm running
out of time.
Ever since the Cold War,
the US government
has been working
on a secret project
to build a doorway
into the imagination.
It is called...
Project Imagination Doorway.
That's not very imaginative.
According to all the test and the data,
the doorway should work
but... it never has.
But we're close, sir.
We're real close.
They've been saying that
for over 40 years.
You're the ones, right?
The kids that have been
inside the imagination.
I--I guess.
What was the sequence
that got you inside?
We know there's some kind
of resonance code,
but we can't figure it out.
Look, we're sorry, you guys,
but the balloon just went up in the air
and the dude sang a song
and we were suddenly there.
Song? You didn't say anything
about a song before.
What song?
The imagination song?
That could be it.
The fractal convertor
has never worked
because it was waiting
for a multitonal code.
Quick, boys! How does
the imagination song go?
Imagination...
Imagination...
Sir, I'm getting some electro
feedback from the gate.
It's weak, but it's
nano-responding to something.
Was there more to the imagination song?
How does the rest of it go?
Imagination.
Imagina--
No, no, dude,
it went up there...
- Imaginaa-a..
- Imagina-a..
Dude, we don't remember!
It was really long and stupid.
I'm just about through
playing with you, boys.
We're running out of time!
You have to remember
that song in its entirety!
Mayor, mayor,
what are we supossed to do?
Please, sir, I have to get home
to my world!
Oh, well!
All you have to do is tap your heels
together three times.
Really?
No, you fucking dipshit!
That was a joke.
Mayor, what are we supossed to do,
snarf, snarf?
Get to Castle Sunshine.
It's your only hope!
- Castle Sunshine?
- Through the Gumdrop Forest.
Others will be hiding there.
Go, run!
Look out
for the evil characters!
They're assembling
on the Yum-Yum Mountain!
We are free!
Now all of Imaginationland
is ours!
Not all, foolish orc.
There are still parts of Imaginationland
we don't control.
Tomorrow, we shall build
our own castle,
right on this spot.
Who put you
in charge, Krueger?
I am the most
evil character here.
Nonsense!
Your evil is stale.
I am the most evil
imaginary character!
Now c'mon, y'all.
We shouldn't be fighting.
We supossed to all be
on the same side.
Yeah, you're right,
Squirrely Squirrel.
Yeah!
What evil imaginary
characters are they?
They were dreamed up
by some fourth grade kid
as part of his Christmas story.
Now c'mon, y'all.
We can't waste time arguing.
There could still be survivors
out there.
We need to hunt them down
and kill them.
- And eat their flesh!
- First, we should rape them!
How about we kill them
and then rape their bodies
so we can use their blood
as lubricant?
Say, that's a great idea,
Beary Bear.
Man, I do not want to meet the kid
that dreamed those things up.
Look, I want
some goddamn answers!
You brought my friend
here to Washington!
Where is he?
What is going on?
I'm sorry, sir,
that information is clasified.
Something is going on and I have
a right to now where my friend is.
There's somebody asking
a lot of questions
about what's going on.
Let me handle this.
I'm sorry, but there is no such thing
as Project Imagination Doorway.
Imagination Doorway...
It was started in the 60's
as a secret government project.
Right.
Imagina-a-tion.
Imagi...
Wait, maybe that's
where he went really flat.
Like that half-step key change...
Imagina-eetion.
Right, then it was..
Imagination.
Imagination,
Imagina-a-tion!
It's open, it's open!
Getting readings from the other side...
That... that's it!
We've made an opening
to our imagination, sir!
Alright, that's enough!
We still got a lot of work
to do, people!
It's time to go in and get
our imaginations under control.
How much further
to Castle Sunshine?
Snarf, I'm not sure, snarf, snarf.
I've never been.
- What was that?
- Over here.
Oh, Christ!
It's Strawberry Shortcake.
Please, let me go!
Oh, my God! Snarf.
Now kill her.
Whoa, whoa,
hang on, y'all!
We can't just kill her,
that's not evil enough!
What do you mean?
We cut out her eyeball.
Yeah, that's super hardcore.
Now c'mon, y'all
We can do better than that!
Hey, I know! Let's all pee
in her empty eye socket!
Let's make her eat her own eyeball
and then pee in her empty eye socket.
How about we get someone with AIDS
to pee in her eye socket
so she dies all slowly?
Yeah!
Nobody hear has AIDS!
But we've got to have AIDS
before we pee in her eye socket!
Now, don't be down, y'all.
I bet we can find some AIDS
down the forest.
Run, run, run!
Alright, men.
We don't know what you'll experience
on the other side of this doorway,
but it will most likely
be really weird.
If you reach our imagination,
you are to take every step necessary
to get it under control.
- Are you ready?
- Yes, sir!
Are you ready, Kurt Russel?
I... I don't understand why I'm here,
I... I'm just an actor.
Yes, but you were in that one movie
that was kinda like this.
That gives you more experience
than anybody.
Alright, here we go.
Men... forward!
- Sir, we have a security breach!
- What?
There's an unauthorized entry alert.
It's coming from sector two!
Sector two?
Cartman?
Hello, Kyle! Thought you could get out
of your responsibilities, huh?
- Who the hell are you?
- That kid you have made a bet...
that if I could prove
I saw a leprechaun,
he would suck my balls!
Get him outta here!
Hold on a second!
I have a contract!
Validated by
the United States Court System!
Let me see that!
Why would you agree
to suck someone's balls?
I didn't think there was gonna be
a goddamn leprechaun!
Alright, you two can go use
the conference room.
- Go on, we have work to do here.
- What?
- Wait! I wanna see what happens here!
- You signed an agreement, kid.
We don't have time for this,
go on and do it.
Stan?
Dude, you did make a deal.
The conference room
is which way?
Well, well, well,
here we are, Kyle.
You tried to bail on our agreement,
but I found you.
I didn't bail.
I got picked up by the government.
Well, we're here now.
That's all that matters.
Care for some nuts?
Oh, that's right.
I guess you'll be chock full of nuts
in just a few minutes.
Cartman, do you even know
what's going on?
We went to Imaginationland!
Terrorists attacked it!
And now the government
is about to...
Oh, jeez, I'm sorry, Kyle...
It's just I'm so completely bored
by this story.
See, I'm really
only interested
in the part
where the leprechaun was real
and so you have
to suck my balls.
Okay, fine! You know what?
Let's just get it over with.
Oh, no, no, no, no,
not so fast, Kyle.
I've waited
a long time for this.
And I intend to savor each
and every second.
No, I'm serious!
I wanna see
what's happening downstairs,
so let's just do it!
Not just yet, Kyle.
There's still a few things
I need to do.
By the way, I should tell you that
I haven't had a chance to shower
while making my way up here.
My balls are...
extra vinegary.
Just get to it, already!
Entering the portal
in 5 seconds.
Kurt Russell,
can I get a com-check?
Check, 1, 2.
Good luck, men!
Godspeed!
What do we have?
Kurt Russell,
can you hear me?
We're here,
we're somewhere.
They are
inside the imagination, sir.
What do you see in there?
There's lots... big mushrooms,
colourful grass.
Some castles
in the distance.
Wait...
Something's coming for us.
It's coming out of the bushes!
It's a...
Oh!
Ah, it's just
a cute little squirrel.
Hey, it talks!
- The little squirrel talks.
- Aww!
An imaginary talking squirrel.
Ask the squirrel what it knows
about the terrorist attack.
Wait a minute...
The squirrel has friends.
Oh, well... well it's a whole bunch
of woodland critters.
Wait... woodland critters.
There's a talking bear,
and a beaver, and...
They seem
to be Christmas critters.
Oh, hello! Let's hi!
- Get them outta there!
- What?
Tell them
to get away, now!
What's the matter?
Oh, the... cute little bear's eyes
are starting to glow red now.
Hello there, little animals.
Do you happen
to know how to--
Kurt Russell,
what's going on?
They're raping me!
They're raping me!
Get outta there, Kurt Russell!
They're raping all of us!
Oh, it hurts!
They're raping us
and it hurts!
I was thinking about
using a high-speed shutter
with a low-depth of field.
What do you think?
Goddamn it, Cartman!
Will you stop wasting time?
I wanna get this
over with!
No, you're right, Kyle.
A higher depth of field will make sure
everything stays in focus.
There we go.
Now, Kyle,
when you're sucking my balls,
are you gonna think about
how right I was about the leprechaun
or are you just gonna try and focus
on how rough and salty
my balls feel
in your mouth?
Let's just do it!
In time, Kyle.
You certainly are eager
for balls, aren't you?
Are you ball-famished?
Ball-starving?
You see, Kyle,
I wonder if at this moment,
you're actually...
Everyone to the main hall,
now, go!
Ah, no, no,
we're not done in here yet.
Everyone
to the main hall, now!
No!
Goddamn it, no!
Oh, boy! Snarf, snarf.
My feet are really
getting tired, snarf.
Snarf, could you maybe
like shut up for five minutes?
Wait! There it is!
We made it!
Castle Sunshine!
Yeah, right!
Hurry, get inside!
The evil imaginary characters
are approaching!
Lock down the gates!
Prepare to fire the cannons!
Wait! Wait!
- What imaginary character are you?
- The Lollipop King?
From the Lollipop Forest?
And I'm Snarf.
Snarf, snarf, snarf, snarf.
And what imaginary character
are you?
Oh, uh, I'm not imaginary.
- I'm Butters
- What's a "Butters"?
The Mayor brought him and some
other kids into Imaginationland,
just before
the terrorists attacked.
So you came from
the real world
at precisely the same time
as the terrorists.
That seems like
quite a coincidence.
Well, I was just playing with my friends
and then we--we caught a leprechaun
- and then this guy...
- You caught the leprechaun?
Take him!
Perseus, he's not against us!
Snarf, snarf.
Talk to me!
What's going on?
Something is coming through the gate
from the other side.
- What is it?
- It's like a...
- Half man, half bear!
- And half pig!
No, no, wait!
It's like a half bear,
half man-pig.
Look out!
No, I think it's more like a half man
and half pig-bear!
Reverse the doorway!
Send him back through!
Kyle!
Whoa!
Please, I didn't help the terrorists
get into Imaginationland!
Honest!
That is for
the Council of Nine to decide.
Don't worry, kid.
The Council of Nine consists of
some of the most highly
regarded imaginary characters
in all Imaginationland.
Fellow Council,
these are indeed dark times.
The evil forces amass
at our gates as we speak.
Zeus believes
we should evacuate.
Yes, their power
outmatches ours.
If they are giving us
a chance to leave,
we must take it.
And what say you,
Morpheus?
How are we to know that
they would let us go?
Their offer could be a trap.
Perhaps we must flee
to the temple of Alderan.
Surely they won't
chase us there.
No, we can't.
C'mon you, guys.
This is our home.
We have to fight!
To keep it the way
it is meant to be.
I'm with Jesus. The evil characters
aren't going to just let us go.
That may be, Popeye.
But we don't have a choice.
Forgive my intrusion,
Council of Nine.
But this boy has infiltrated
from the real world.
Bring him here.
Clear.
I'm sorry.
He's gone.
No, Kyle can't die.
I'm sorry, young man.
Kyle?
Well...
At least now he doesn't have
to suck anyone's balls.
No!
No, he has a strong heart!
He wants to live!
C'mon, Kyle!
C'mon, buddy!
He's gone, little boy.
- Zap 'em again. Do it!
- Charging...
Do it!
- C'mon, buddy! C'mon, buddy!
- Clear.
Get outta here!
Goddamn it, Kyle!
You never walked away
from anything in your life!
Now fight!
Fight! Fight!
Right now!
Fight!
Fight!
Fight!
Get him some air.
Please, breathe easy.
I believe this child was brought into
Imaginationland for a reason.
Perhaps the Mayor
knew something we don't.
What are you saying, Aslan?
That if we are
to take back control,
- we might--
- Yes.
If we are to take back control
from the evil forces,
this little boy
might be the key.
Aww, I'm the key?
Could I not be
the key, Morpheus?
I don't wanna be
the key.
If you ever wanna see
your home again, little boy,
you'll have to rise
to this challenge.
But I'm suposed to be
at school right now,
and instead I got...
I got Snarf and Popeye
and Luke Skywalker
all pissed off.
It is a dark time for all of us,
young boy.
But know that
if you believe in yourself,
everything
will turn out alright.
Sir, are you sure
about this?
We have no choice.
Terrorists have attacked us
where we are most vulnerable.
There's no other option.
We have
to nuke our imagination.
Wake up, Kyle.
a.k.a
The Drying of the Balls
I'm going down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time,
Friendly faces everywhere,
humble folks without temptation,
I'm goin out to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind,
Ample parking day or night,
people spouting howdy neighbor,
I'm heading out to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind,
I like fucking silly bitches
and I know my penis likes it.
So come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine,
Previously on
Battlestar Galactica:
- What is this place?
- This... is Imaginationland.
Allah!
We have
to get out of here!
- Hold on, fellas!
- Butters!
Terrorists
have just attacked...
our imagination.
If the terrorists blow that barrier,
all the most evil things ever imagined
- are gonna pour out.
- Allah!
Butters!
Time for breakfeast.
But...
Oh, jeez,
it was just a dream.
C'mon, Butters, Mom's cooked
waffles and nanas for you.
Oh, Mom, Dad!
I dreamed I was in Imaginationland
and then terrorists attacked it...
You are in Imaginationland!
This is a dream.
Hey, wake up, stupid!
C'mon, wake up, kid!
No, wait!
Well, I was back home in bed!
No, you passed out
and peed your pants!
Look! The evil of
Imaginationland is coming out!
- Oh, hamburguers!
- Allah!
Everyone fall back
to the Gumdrop Forest!
Come with me, little boy.
I'm going to get you home!
It's Alien!
Predator!
Look, we already told you
everything we know!
Some guy just showed up in a big balloon
and took us into Imaginationland.
What we want to know
is how!
We need to find a way
into Imaginationland.
You've been there.
How did you do it?
We just....
went on a balloon ride.
There must have been
some kind of portal or doorway.
Dude, we don't remember.
Do you realize what's going on here?
Terrorists have attacked our imagination
and now our imaginations
are running wild
You better start remembering!
It was the Chinese,
wasn't it?
What?
We've suspected that
the Chinese government
was working on a doorway
to the imagination.
- Is that where you were?
- No!
That's it, isn't it?
Where do the Chinese keep this portal?
How does it work?
- Is it better than ours?
- Your what?
Our portal to the imagination
build as a secret project
back in 1962
to fight the Soviets...
Tom!
That's super secret!
Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
Wait. The US government has
a portal to the imagination?
Oh, see?
Good job, Tom!
Why don't you just tell them
everything about Project X?
Yes, sir!
We build a portal
to the imagination
to use against the Russians
during the Cold War
- but we never...
- That was sarcasm!
I was being sarcastic,
you fucking idiot!
Oh, jeez,
I'm really sorry, sir
If you already built a doorway to the
imagination, then why do you need us?
Alright, we might as well
show it to 'em.
Goddamn it, Tom.
Every night
the dream is the same...
I'm on my way
to visit my friend Kyle...
because we had a bet that if I could
prove leprechauns were real,
he would suck my balls.
And it turns out, I was right.
Time to pay up, Kyle.
But then...
No!
No!
It's been taken from me.
I have dry balls.
Balls so dry,
they explode like dust.
You okay, kid?
No.
I've got dry balls.
And I'm running
out of time.
Ever since the Cold War,
the US government
has been working
on a secret project
to build a doorway
into the imagination.
It is called...
Project Imagination Doorway.
That's not very imaginative.
According to all the test and the data,
the doorway should work
but... it never has.
But we're close, sir.
We're real close.
They've been saying that
for over 40 years.
You're the ones, right?
The kids that have been
inside the imagination.
I--I guess.
What was the sequence
that got you inside?
We know there's some kind
of resonance code,
but we can't figure it out.
Look, we're sorry, you guys,
but the balloon just went up in the air
and the dude sang a song
and we were suddenly there.
Song? You didn't say anything
about a song before.
What song?
The imagination song?
That could be it.
The fractal convertor
has never worked
because it was waiting
for a multitonal code.
Quick, boys! How does
the imagination song go?
Imagination...
Imagination...
Sir, I'm getting some electro
feedback from the gate.
It's weak, but it's
nano-responding to something.
Was there more to the imagination song?
How does the rest of it go?
Imagination.
Imagina--
No, no, dude,
it went up there...
- Imaginaa-a..
- Imagina-a..
Dude, we don't remember!
It was really long and stupid.
I'm just about through
playing with you, boys.
We're running out of time!
You have to remember
that song in its entirety!
Mayor, mayor,
what are we supossed to do?
Please, sir, I have to get home
to my world!
Oh, well!
All you have to do is tap your heels
together three times.
Really?
No, you fucking dipshit!
That was a joke.
Mayor, what are we supossed to do,
snarf, snarf?
Get to Castle Sunshine.
It's your only hope!
- Castle Sunshine?
- Through the Gumdrop Forest.
Others will be hiding there.
Go, run!
Look out
for the evil characters!
They're assembling
on the Yum-Yum Mountain!
We are free!
Now all of Imaginationland
is ours!
Not all, foolish orc.
There are still parts of Imaginationland
we don't control.
Tomorrow, we shall build
our own castle,
right on this spot.
Who put you
in charge, Krueger?
I am the most
evil character here.
Nonsense!
Your evil is stale.
I am the most evil
imaginary character!
Now c'mon, y'all.
We shouldn't be fighting.
We supossed to all be
on the same side.
Yeah, you're right,
Squirrely Squirrel.
Yeah!
What evil imaginary
characters are they?
They were dreamed up
by some fourth grade kid
as part of his Christmas story.
Now c'mon, y'all.
We can't waste time arguing.
There could still be survivors
out there.
We need to hunt them down
and kill them.
- And eat their flesh!
- First, we should rape them!
How about we kill them
and then rape their bodies
so we can use their blood
as lubricant?
Say, that's a great idea,
Beary Bear.
Man, I do not want to meet the kid
that dreamed those things up.
Look, I want
some goddamn answers!
You brought my friend
here to Washington!
Where is he?
What is going on?
I'm sorry, sir,
that information is clasified.
Something is going on and I have
a right to now where my friend is.
There's somebody asking
a lot of questions
about what's going on.
Let me handle this.
I'm sorry, but there is no such thing
as Project Imagination Doorway.
Imagination Doorway...
It was started in the 60's
as a secret government project.
Right.
Imagina-a-tion.
Imagi...
Wait, maybe that's
where he went really flat.
Like that half-step key change...
Imagina-eetion.
Right, then it was..
Imagination.
Imagination,
Imagina-a-tion!
It's open, it's open!
Getting readings from the other side...
That... that's it!
We've made an opening
to our imagination, sir!
Alright, that's enough!
We still got a lot of work
to do, people!
It's time to go in and get
our imaginations under control.
How much further
to Castle Sunshine?
Snarf, I'm not sure, snarf, snarf.
I've never been.
- What was that?
- Over here.
Oh, Christ!
It's Strawberry Shortcake.
Please, let me go!
Oh, my God! Snarf.
Now kill her.
Whoa, whoa,
hang on, y'all!
We can't just kill her,
that's not evil enough!
What do you mean?
We cut out her eyeball.
Yeah, that's super hardcore.
Now c'mon, y'all
We can do better than that!
Hey, I know! Let's all pee
in her empty eye socket!
Let's make her eat her own eyeball
and then pee in her empty eye socket.
How about we get someone with AIDS
to pee in her eye socket
so she dies all slowly?
Yeah!
Nobody hear has AIDS!
But we've got to have AIDS
before we pee in her eye socket!
Now, don't be down, y'all.
I bet we can find some AIDS
down the forest.
Run, run, run!
Alright, men.
We don't know what you'll experience
on the other side of this doorway,
but it will most likely
be really weird.
If you reach our imagination,
you are to take every step necessary
to get it under control.
- Are you ready?
- Yes, sir!
Are you ready, Kurt Russel?
I... I don't understand why I'm here,
I... I'm just an actor.
Yes, but you were in that one movie
that was kinda like this.
That gives you more experience
than anybody.
Alright, here we go.
Men... forward!
- Sir, we have a security breach!
- What?
There's an unauthorized entry alert.
It's coming from sector two!
Sector two?
Cartman?
Hello, Kyle! Thought you could get out
of your responsibilities, huh?
- Who the hell are you?
- That kid you have made a bet...
that if I could prove
I saw a leprechaun,
he would suck my balls!
Get him outta here!
Hold on a second!
I have a contract!
Validated by
the United States Court System!
Let me see that!
Why would you agree
to suck someone's balls?
I didn't think there was gonna be
a goddamn leprechaun!
Alright, you two can go use
the conference room.
- Go on, we have work to do here.
- What?
- Wait! I wanna see what happens here!
- You signed an agreement, kid.
We don't have time for this,
go on and do it.
Stan?
Dude, you did make a deal.
The conference room
is which way?
Well, well, well,
here we are, Kyle.
You tried to bail on our agreement,
but I found you.
I didn't bail.
I got picked up by the government.
Well, we're here now.
That's all that matters.
Care for some nuts?
Oh, that's right.
I guess you'll be chock full of nuts
in just a few minutes.
Cartman, do you even know
what's going on?
We went to Imaginationland!
Terrorists attacked it!
And now the government
is about to...
Oh, jeez, I'm sorry, Kyle...
It's just I'm so completely bored
by this story.
See, I'm really
only interested
in the part
where the leprechaun was real
and so you have
to suck my balls.
Okay, fine! You know what?
Let's just get it over with.
Oh, no, no, no, no,
not so fast, Kyle.
I've waited
a long time for this.
And I intend to savor each
and every second.
No, I'm serious!
I wanna see
what's happening downstairs,
so let's just do it!
Not just yet, Kyle.
There's still a few things
I need to do.
By the way, I should tell you that
I haven't had a chance to shower
while making my way up here.
My balls are...
extra vinegary.
Just get to it, already!
Entering the portal
in 5 seconds.
Kurt Russell,
can I get a com-check?
Check, 1, 2.
Good luck, men!
Godspeed!
What do we have?
Kurt Russell,
can you hear me?
We're here,
we're somewhere.
They are
inside the imagination, sir.
What do you see in there?
There's lots... big mushrooms,
colourful grass.
Some castles
in the distance.
Wait...
Something's coming for us.
It's coming out of the bushes!
It's a...
Oh!
Ah, it's just
a cute little squirrel.
Hey, it talks!
- The little squirrel talks.
- Aww!
An imaginary talking squirrel.
Ask the squirrel what it knows
about the terrorist attack.
Wait a minute...
The squirrel has friends.
Oh, well... well it's a whole bunch
of woodland critters.
Wait... woodland critters.
There's a talking bear,
and a beaver, and...
They seem
to be Christmas critters.
Oh, hello! Let's hi!
- Get them outta there!
- What?
Tell them
to get away, now!
What's the matter?
Oh, the... cute little bear's eyes
are starting to glow red now.
Hello there, little animals.
Do you happen
to know how to--
Kurt Russell,
what's going on?
They're raping me!
They're raping me!
Get outta there, Kurt Russell!
They're raping all of us!
Oh, it hurts!
They're raping us
and it hurts!
I was thinking about
using a high-speed shutter
with a low-depth of field.
What do you think?
Goddamn it, Cartman!
Will you stop wasting time?
I wanna get this
over with!
No, you're right, Kyle.
A higher depth of field will make sure
everything stays in focus.
There we go.
Now, Kyle,
when you're sucking my balls,
are you gonna think about
how right I was about the leprechaun
or are you just gonna try and focus
on how rough and salty
my balls feel
in your mouth?
Let's just do it!
In time, Kyle.
You certainly are eager
for balls, aren't you?
Are you ball-famished?
Ball-starving?
You see, Kyle,
I wonder if at this moment,
you're actually...
Everyone to the main hall,
now, go!
Ah, no, no,
we're not done in here yet.
Everyone
to the main hall, now!
No!
Goddamn it, no!
Oh, boy! Snarf, snarf.
My feet are really
getting tired, snarf.
Snarf, could you maybe
like shut up for five minutes?
Wait! There it is!
We made it!
Castle Sunshine!
Yeah, right!
Hurry, get inside!
The evil imaginary characters
are approaching!
Lock down the gates!
Prepare to fire the cannons!
Wait! Wait!
- What imaginary character are you?
- The Lollipop King?
From the Lollipop Forest?
And I'm Snarf.
Snarf, snarf, snarf, snarf.
And what imaginary character
are you?
Oh, uh, I'm not imaginary.
- I'm Butters
- What's a "Butters"?
The Mayor brought him and some
other kids into Imaginationland,
just before
the terrorists attacked.
So you came from
the real world
at precisely the same time
as the terrorists.
That seems like
quite a coincidence.
Well, I was just playing with my friends
and then we--we caught a leprechaun
- and then this guy...
- You caught the leprechaun?
Take him!
Perseus, he's not against us!
Snarf, snarf.
Talk to me!
What's going on?
Something is coming through the gate
from the other side.
- What is it?
- It's like a...
- Half man, half bear!
- And half pig!
No, no, wait!
It's like a half bear,
half man-pig.
Look out!
No, I think it's more like a half man
and half pig-bear!
Reverse the doorway!
Send him back through!
Kyle!
Whoa!
Please, I didn't help the terrorists
get into Imaginationland!
Honest!
That is for
the Council of Nine to decide.
Don't worry, kid.
The Council of Nine consists of
some of the most highly
regarded imaginary characters
in all Imaginationland.
Fellow Council,
these are indeed dark times.
The evil forces amass
at our gates as we speak.
Zeus believes
we should evacuate.
Yes, their power
outmatches ours.
If they are giving us
a chance to leave,
we must take it.
And what say you,
Morpheus?
How are we to know that
they would let us go?
Their offer could be a trap.
Perhaps we must flee
to the temple of Alderan.
Surely they won't
chase us there.
No, we can't.
C'mon you, guys.
This is our home.
We have to fight!
To keep it the way
it is meant to be.
I'm with Jesus. The evil characters
aren't going to just let us go.
That may be, Popeye.
But we don't have a choice.
Forgive my intrusion,
Council of Nine.
But this boy has infiltrated
from the real world.
Bring him here.
Clear.
I'm sorry.
He's gone.
No, Kyle can't die.
I'm sorry, young man.
Kyle?
Well...
At least now he doesn't have
to suck anyone's balls.
No!
No, he has a strong heart!
He wants to live!
C'mon, Kyle!
C'mon, buddy!
He's gone, little boy.
- Zap 'em again. Do it!
- Charging...
Do it!
- C'mon, buddy! C'mon, buddy!
- Clear.
Get outta here!
Goddamn it, Kyle!
You never walked away
from anything in your life!
Now fight!
Fight! Fight!
Right now!
Fight!
Fight!
Fight!
Get him some air.
Please, breathe easy.
I believe this child was brought into
Imaginationland for a reason.
Perhaps the Mayor
knew something we don't.
What are you saying, Aslan?
That if we are
to take back control,
- we might--
- Yes.
If we are to take back control
from the evil forces,
this little boy
might be the key.
Aww, I'm the key?
Could I not be
the key, Morpheus?
I don't wanna be
the key.
If you ever wanna see
your home again, little boy,
you'll have to rise
to this challenge.
But I'm suposed to be
at school right now,
and instead I got...
I got Snarf and Popeye
and Luke Skywalker
all pissed off.
It is a dark time for all of us,
young boy.
But know that
if you believe in yourself,
everything
will turn out alright.
Sir, are you sure
about this?
We have no choice.
Terrorists have attacked us
where we are most vulnerable.
There's no other option.
We have
to nuke our imagination.
Wake up, Kyle.