Soap (1977–1981): Season 1, Episode 25 - Episode #1.25 - full transcript

IN LAST WEEK'S EPISODE
OF SOAP,

MARY DECIDED TO TRY TO
WORK THINGS OUT WITH BURT,

EVEN THOUGH HE
KILLED HER FIRST HUSBAND.

CORINNE DECIDED
TO LEAVE HER MOTHER, INGRID,

AND RETURN TO
HER OTHER MOTHER, JESSICA.

JODIE SLEPT WITH CAROL,
EVEN THOUGH HE HAD DECIDED
NOT TO.

LEAVING HIM SOMEWHAT UNDECIDED
ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP.

AND THE JURY WENT OUT
TO DECIDE JESSICA'S FATE.

CONFUSED?

YOU WON'T BE

AFTER THIS
WEEK'S EPISODE OF...



THIS IS THE STORY
OF 2 SISTERS,

JESSICA TATE

AND MARY CAMPBELL.

THESE ARE THE TATES.

AND THESE ARE THE CAMPBELLS.

AND THIS IS...

YOU SON OF A...

GO!

BOYS. BOYS.

OH, BURT, I THOUGHT
YOU'RE GONNA SET UP THE BAR.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

SITTING.

I CAN SEE THAT, BURT.

MARY, I AM SO DEPRESSED.

I MEAN, I'VE RUINED
DANNY'S LIFE.



DANNY, YOU'RE
NOT EVEN DRESSED YET.

I'M TOO DEPRESSED
TO GET DRESSED.

IT WAS ALL I COULD DO
TO GET OUT OF BED.

MY LIFE IS OVER.

IT IS NOT.

IT IS. IT IS.

I HAVE TO SPEND MY LIFE
MARRIED TO ELAINE.

WHEN THEY GET HERE,
I'M GONNA TELL LEFKOWITZ
TO SHOOT ME.

THAT DOES IT.
MA.

COME ON.
GET DRESSED.
NO.

THEY'LL BE HERE
ANY MINUTE.

GO ON.

IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
EVERYTHING. IT'S ALL MY FAULT.

I MEAN, I PUSHED SOME GUY
OFF A LEDGE

AND RUINED EVERYBODY'S LIFE.

HIS, NATURALLY.

DANNY. B-BECAUSE DANNY
HAD TO KILL THE MAN

WHO KILLED HIS FATHER,
WHO'S ME.

AND BECAUSE HE
COULDN'T KILL ME,

HE HAS TO MARRY
THAT TERRIBLE GIRL
HE DOESN'T LOVE

OR ELSE THEY'RE
GOING TO KILL HIM.

AND YOU...

YOUR HUSBAND GETS KILLED,

AND YOU FIND OUT LATER ON
YOU'RE MARRIED TO HIS KILLER.

I SHOULD'VE
LET THE GUY KILL ME.

EVERYBODY WOULD'VE
BEEN BETTER OFF.

EXCEPT ME, OF COURSE,
BECAUSE I'D BE DEAD.

AND ME.
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

YOU DO?

I DO.

BUT, MARY, I...

SHH! LEAVE IT ALONE.

SET UP THE BAR.

OK.

OH! CAMPBELL!

WHAT?
CAMPBELL CAMPBELL.

CAMPBELL CAMPBELL?
YES, MY COUSIN.

THAT'S HIS NAME?

THAT'S CAMPBELL CAMPBELL.

THEY MADE A MISTAKE
ON HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE.

THEY WROTE CAMPBELL TWICE.

HIS PARENTS THOUGHT
IT WAS ILLEGAL

TO CHANGE THE BIRTH
CERTIFICATE.

SO THEY HAD TO CALL HIM
CAMPBELL CAMPBELL.

ROOTS. I'M HAVING A KILLER
TO COCKTAILS

AND YOU'RE DOING ROOTS.

WHY DIDN'T I THINK
OF HIM BEFORE?

MARY, HE'LL HELP.
HE LIVES IN AUSTRALIA.

HE'S LOADED.

BURT, LATER.
WE'LL TALK ABOUT
AUSTRALIA LATER.

DANNY. DANNY.

DANNY?
WHAT?

I GOT IT.
WHAT?

YOU'RE GOING TO AUSTRALIA,
TO MY COUSIN.

YOU'LL BE SAFE THERE.

HE LIVES WAY BACK
IN THE BUSH COUNTRY.

NOBODY CAN FIND HIS PLACE.

AUSTRALIA?

EITHER THAT
OR YOU MARRY ELAINE.

WHEN DO I LEAVE?

FIRST THING
IN THE MORNING.

ALL RIGHT.
WE'RE ALL SET.

IT'S THEM. IT'S THEM.

OK. EVERYBODY NORMAL.

ACT NATURAL.
BE HAPPY.

SMILE.

I THINK WE SHOULD
OPEN THE DOOR.

WE'RE HERE!

HI, MOM.

HELLO.

COME ON, PLEASE. PLEASE.
GIVE US A BREAK.

UH, DADDY, UH, UH,

THIS IS BURT
AND MARY CAMPBELL.

THIS IS MY FATHER,
CHARLES LEFKOWITZ.

I CAN SEE YOU.

BEG YOUR PARDON?

WELL, AREN'T YOU THE MAN
THAT CLICKS HIS TONGUE

AND MAKES HIMSELF INVISIBLE?

NO.

IT'S, UH, SNAPPING
YOUR FINGERS.

YOU THINK YOU'RE
NOT HERE NOW?

OH, I'M HERE. I'M CURED.

OH, WONDERFUL.

PEOPLE DROP LIKE FLIES
FROM HEART ATTACKS,

BUT THEY'VE LICKED
INVISIBILITY.

HEY, WHAT
IS IT WITH YOU,
WITH TONGUES?

UM...

WHY DON'T WE ALL SIT DOWN
AND HAVE A DRINK?

YEAH. WHAT'LL YOU HAVE,
A LITTLE MANISCHEWITZ?

WHATEVER.

DANNY, SIT.
YOU, SIT, PLEASE.

I WANNA MAKE THIS BRIEF.

NOW, WE'RE GOING
TO HAVE

A VERY GORGEOUS WEDDING.

AND I'M SEEING ABOUT RENTING
MONTAVANI AND HIS ORCHESTRA.

NOW, THE WEDDING
IS IN 3 WEEKS.

SO IF YOU'LL LET ME KNOW
IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS

HOW MANY PEOPLE
YOU'LL BE HAVING,

IT WOULD BE A HELP.

ALL RIGHT.

UH, DON'T FORGET
CAMPBELL CAMPBELL.

OH, HEY, LOOK.

THIS IS RIPE ENOUGH
TO PICK.

WHAT'S THAT?

THAT'S MY SON, CHUCK AND BOB.

HOW DO YOU DO?

BOY, I LOVE IT.

HE LIVES WITH A DOLL

AND YOU'RE THE ONE
THEY PUT AWAY.

DRILL 3 HOLES IN HIM
AND I COULD BOWL
A PERFECT GAME.

OK, BOYCHICK,
I'VE HAD IT.

SHUT UP BEFORE
I SANDPAPER YOUR FACE.

YES, SIR. GET ME
OUT OF HERE.

OK.

HI.

HEY, JODIE.

MR. LEFKOWITZ,
THIS IS MY BROTHER JODIE.

OH, THE FAGALA.

SIT.

WE'RE ABOUT TO DISCUSS
THE FLORAL ARRANGEMENTS.

YOU'LL BE GOOD AT THIS.

SORRY. I CAN'T.
I HAVE A DATE.

CAROL?

WELL, YOU'RE NOT A FAGALA?

I AM.

YOU'RE BOTH?

WHAT DO THEY CALL THEM,
ACEY DUCY?

I THINK
THAT'S WORSE.

WELL, I GOTTA GO.

HAVE A NICE TIME.

NICE SEEING YOU AGAIN.

OK. I WANT A FEW WORDS
WITH DANNY, ALONE.

COME, BURT. WE'LL
SHOW ELAINE THE YARD.

YARD? I DON'T WANNA
SEE A YARD.

SHUT UP.
YOU'LL GO LOOK AT A YARD.

DANNY,
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.

NO, NO. YOU DON'T KNOW.

PLEASE, I DO KNOW.

YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU'RE GOING TO MARRY

SUCH A ROTTEN, DISGUSTING PIG
LIKE ELAINE.

YOU KNOW.

HEY, I WAS MARRIED
TO HER MOTHER.

AND YOU'RE ALSO PROBABLY
THINKING OF RUNNING AWAY.

OH, MR. LEFKOWITZ,
PLEASE.

WELL, GOOD.

BECAUSE IF YOU DID RUN AWAY

AND I COULDN'T FIND YOU
TO KILL YOU,

I'D KILL YOUR FAMILY.

BRING ELAINE HOME EARLY.

SEE YA AT THE WEDDING.

HEY, COME ON, GET PACKED.
I'LL CALL QUANTAS.

BURT, BURT, I CAN'T GO.

WHAT?

LEFKOWITZ JUST TOLD ME
IF I RUN AWAY,

HE'LL KILL ALL OF YOU.

WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

LEAVE IT TO ME TO
FALL IN LOVE WITH A PRIEST.

AND NOW I JUST KNOW
HE'S COMING OVER HERE

TO TELL ME HE'S NOT
GONNA SEE ME AGAIN.

WELL, AT LEAST
IF YOU'VE LOST HIM,

YOU'VE LOST HIM
TO GOD.

I LOST WALTER
TO MARILYN.

CORINNE,
FATHER FLODSKY'S HERE.

TELL HIM TO COME UP.

HERE?
YEAH.

THIS IS A BEDROOM.

SO?

SO... SO YOUR PANTYHOSE
ARE ON THE FLOOR.

SEND HIM UP.

WELL, OK.

GOOD LUCK, SWEETIE.

OH, DON'T LEAVE.

ARE YOU SURE?
YEAH.

IF YOU'RE HERE,
HE WON'T SAY ANYTHING BAD.

IF YOU'RE HERE
HE WON'T SAY ANYTHING.

YOU BETTER GO.

NO, STAY.
I CAN'T HEAR IT ALONE.

OK. CORINNE...

AND DON'T LAUGH.

NO.

HI, CORINNE.

HI, EUNICE.

HI, TIM.

HOW ARE YOU?

HER BOYFRIEND
LEFT HER.

EUNICE!

I'M SORRY.

I CAN'T STAND IT.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA
SEE ME ANYMORE, ARE YOU?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

OF COURSE I'M GONNA
SEE YOU AGAIN.

YOU ARE?

SURE.

OH, TIM!

HEY, ARE PRIESTS
ALLOWED TO DO THAT?

CORINNE,
I'VE MADE A DECISION.

I'VE DECIDED TO LEAVE
THE PRIESTHOOD.

YOU HAVE?

YES, AND I WANT TO BE
WITH YOU.

OH!

WHAT'S WRONG? I THOUGHT
THAT WOULD PLEASE YOU.

I'M SCARED.

WHAT IF THIS
DOESN'T WORK OUT?

CORINNE, I JUST
DIDN'T HAVE THE CALLING.

MY SUPERIORS AGREE.

MY MOTHER DIDN'T,
BUT THEY DO.

I'M NOT LEAVING THE PRIESTHOOD
BECAUSE OF YOU.

I'M LEAVING BECAUSE OF ME.

OH. OH, TIM.

I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU AND I WANT YOU.

YOU'VE GOT ME, CORINNE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

CORINNE, AFTER WE'RE MARRIED.

YOU'RE ASKING ME
TO MARRY YOU?

NO.

I'VE GONE TO MY SUPERIORS
AND ASKED TO BE RELEASED
FROM MY VOWS

BECAUSE I WANT TO GO STEADY.

YOU WANT TO MARRY ME?

YEAH. I WANT YOU
TO THINK ABOUT IT.

AND WE HAVE TO WAIT
UNTIL WE'RE MARRIED TO...

OH, CORINNE, PLEASE...

GIVE ME A BREAK.
THIS IS NOT NOTHING I'M DOING.

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
W-WE'LL WAIT.

N-NO LOVE-MAKING
UNTIL WE'RE MARRIED.

GOOD.

SO WHAT ABOUT PETTING?

OH, CORINNE...

NECKING?

COME ON, CORINNE.

OK. CAN I HOLD YOUR HAND?

JODIE, WHY CAN'T
WE LIVE TOGETHER?

CAROL, I'M GAY.

LISTEN, THE OTHER NIGHT
WAS NICE.

IT REALLY WAS
AND I'VE TOLD YOU THAT.

BUT I'M STILL GAY.

HEY, LISTEN, OCCASIONALLY
I'LL HAVE A BURRITO.

I'M NOT MEXICAN.

OK. OK.
SO YOU'RE GAY.

WE CAN STILL
LIVE TOGETHER.

CAROL, COME ON.

HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE
YOU'RE STILL GAY?

I DIDN'T HEAR YOU SCREAMING
"RAPE" THE OTHER NIGHT.

LOOK, I KNOW, OK.

WE WALKED IN HERE TONIGHT.

I DID NOT LOOK
AT THE HATCHECK GIRL.

I LOOKED AT THE MAITRE D'.

WELL, WE CAN STILL
LIVE TOGETHER AS FRIENDS.

WE'LL HAVE
AN ARRANGEMENT.

CAROL, NO.

WHY NOT?

BECAUSE I DON'T TRUST YOU.

COME ON.

CAROL, YOU SAID WE'D JUST
GO AWAY AS FRIENDS, REMEMBER?

THEN YOU SAID, OH, WE'LL JUST
GO TO SLEEP, REMEMBER?

THE NEXT MORNING, I WOKE UP,
I FELT LIKE SCARLET O'HARA

AFTER RHETT BUTLER
CARRIED HER UPSTAIRS.

THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

WE'LL GET A BIG PLACE,

WE'LL BOTH HAVE
OUR OWN ROOMS...

YOU HAVE EXPECTATIONS.

I DO NOT!

OH, YES, YOU DO.

NO, JODIE, REALLY.

I JUST WANT
TO BE WITH YOU.

I LOVE YOU.

AND YOU SAID
YOU LOVED ME.

I DO. BUT AS A FRIEND.

WELL, THEN WE SHOULD
BE TOGETHER AS FRIENDS.

HEY, YOU CAN ALWAYS
LOCK YOUR DOOR.

GET A GERMAN SHEPHERD
TO STAND GUARD.

OK THEN.

OK?
YEAH.

WE CAN?
MMM-HMM.

BUT I GET TO NAME
THE DOG.

EXCUSE ME. JODIE?

DENNIS.

UH, I HOPE I'M NOT
INTERRUPTING ANYTHING.

NO. UH, NO,
NOT AT ALL.

CAROL, THIS IS
DENNIS PHILLIPS.

UH, REMEMBER I TOLD YOU...

I KNOW. I KNOW.

DENNIS, THIS IS CAROL DAVID.

HI.

HI.

LISTEN, UH, YOU MIND
IF I JOIN YOU FOR A DRINK?

NO, UH, HAVE A SEAT.

SO, HOW'S YOUR WIFE?

IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.
SHE LEFT ME.

OH, WHAT HAPPENED?

THE QUARTERBACK
COULDN'T COMPLETE THE PASS?

EXCUSE ME.

UM, I HAVE TO GO
TO THE POWDER ROOM.

I'LL BE BACK.

SO, YOU'RE SEPARATED.

WHAT HAPPENED?

IT WAS A DISASTER.

WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL?

I FIGURED YOU'D BE FURIOUS.

YOU WERE JUST AFRAID
I'D SAY, "I TOLD YOU SO."

YOU WOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT.

OH, YES, I WOULD.

LISTEN, JODIE,
I MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.

AND I'M SORRY.

YOU CAN LAUGH AT ME
AND TELL ME TO GET LOST.

BUT I'VE GOTTA SAY IT.

I LOVE YOU
AND I WANT YOU BACK.

WELL, I'M BACK.

POWDER ROOM'S FREE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M COOKING BREAKFAST.

OUT.

OH, NO. NOW, BENSON,
I WANT TO COOK BREAKFAST,

AND I WANT YOU TO EAT WITH US
AND NOT SERVE.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

WE'RE ALL GONNA HAVE
BREAKFAST TOGETHER
THIS MORNING.

LIKE ONE BIG
HAPPY FAMILY.

IS MR. TATE GONNA BE THERE?

YES.

I DON'T WANNA EAT WITH YOU.

NOW, BENSON...

THEY SAID THAT THE JURY
MIGHT COME IN THIS MORNING.

AND, WELL, OF COURSE,
I KNOW I'M NOT GOING
TO BE FOUND GUILTY

BECAUSE I'M INNOCENT.

BUT JUST IN CASE, I... I WANT
TO COOK ONE MORE MEAL.

I WANT TO COOK IT
AND I WANT YOU
TO EAT WITH US.

PLEASE?

WELL, JUST THIS ONCE.

MORNING, MOM.

MORNING, DARLING.

BENSON.

HI, BILLY.

I'M FIXING ONE OF YOUR
FAVORITE BREAKFASTS
THIS MORNING.

WHAT'S THAT?

WAFFLES.

IT'S NOT ONE
OF MY FAVORITES.

I COULD HAVE SWORN IT WAS.

MMM-MMM.

WHAT IS THAT
YOU'RE EATING, BILLY?

FROZEN SNICKERS.
THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES.

PUT THAT THING AWAY.

YOU GO UPSTAIRS
AND GET DRESSED, HMM?

BREAKFAST WILL BE READY
WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED.

OK, MOM.

BENSON?

MMM-HMM?

IF SOMETHING SHOULD...

DON'T WORRY.

I'LL TAKE CARE
OF HIM JUST FINE.

BESIDES, NOTHIN'S GONNA
HAPPEN TO YOU.

AH!

MORNING, DADDY.

I'VE GOT IT.

I'VE GOT A PLAN
THAT WILL WORK.

AND FREE YOU THIS TIME.

THE TROUBLE BEFORE WAS
I DIDN'T HAVE AIR SUPPORT.

COME ON, MAJOR, LET'S GET
YOU OUT OF THEM FATIGUES

AND GET YOU INTO
SOME PARADE DRESS.

OH, I LOVE A PARADE.

MORNING, DARLING.
HOW'S YOUR COLD?

BETTER.
DID YOU SLEEP WELL?

FINE. YOU?

FINE.

I'M MAKING WAFFLES.

I SEE.

I LOVE WAFFLES.

SO DO I.

I KNEW SOMEBODY IN THIS HOUSE
LIKED WAFFLES.

WAFFLES. I EVEN
LOVE THE NAME.

WHEN I WAS LITTLE
I USED TO LOVE TO PUT THINGS

INSIDE OF EACH LITTLE
WAFFLE COMPARTMENT.

YOU KNOW,
LIKE A BUTTON IN ONE,

A PIECE OF JEWELRY
IN ANOTHER.

WHEN I WAS LITTLE,

I USED TO
DRIVE MY MOTHER CRAZY.

OH, CHESTER. I'M SO SCARED.

IT JUST ALL SUDDENLY HIT ME.

IT SUDDENLY HIT ME
WHAT COULD HAPPEN.

AND I'M SO SCARED.

NOTHING'S GOING
TO HAPPEN, JESS.

I PROMISE. I WON'T LET IT.

I LOVE YOU FAR TOO MUCH
TO LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOU.

OH, CHESTER.

OH!

I CANNOT STAND
THIS WAITING.

WHY, MR. MALLU,

YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS
SO MANY TIMES,

I SHOULD THINK
YOU'D BE USED TO IT BY NOW.

THIS IS DIFFERENT.

HOW SO?

BECAUSE THIS TIME I'M
IN LOVE WITH THE DEFENDANT.

AH!

MR. MALLU,
I AM THE DEFENDANT.

AT FIRST I THOUGHT
YOU WERE A LUNATIC.

AND THEN AS
I GOT TO KNOW YOU, I...

I THOUGHT YOU WERE
THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS,

IMPOSSIBLE WOMAN
I HAD EVER MET.

AND NOW I FIND YOU
THE MOST ORIGINAL
AND DELIGHTFUL.

I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU.

YOU'RE JUST SAYING
THAT TO DIVERT MY ATTENTION

SO I WON'T WORRY
ABOUT THE VERDICT.

I BET YOU SAY THAT
TO ALL YOUR CLIENTS.

I DON'T.

WELL, OF COURSE YOU DON'T
SAY IT TO YOUR MALE CLIENTS.

ALTHOUGH IT WOULD CERTAINLY
DIVERT THEIR ATTENTION.

IF THEY FIND YOU GUILTY
AND PUT YOU AWAY,

I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'LL DO.

AND IF THEY
FIND YOU INNOCENT,

YOU WON'T NEED ME
ANYMORE.

JESSICA?
HMM?

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU.

OH... CHESTER.

1, 2, 3, 4.

1, 2, 3, 4.

CHESTER, WE'RE LEARNING
THE HUSTLE.

THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT.
LOOSEN UP.

COME ON, CHESTER.

COME ON. DON'T BE
A STICK IN THE HAY.

WATCH MR. MALLU.

COME ON. WE'RE DANCING
OUR TROUBLES AWAY.

1, 2, 3, 4.
THE HUSTLE.

A-1, 2, 3, 4.
THE HUSTLE.

UH, MISS KNIGHT,
IF YOU AND THE PIPS ARE READY,

UH, THE JURY'S COMING IN.

HUSTLE...

OH!

OH, JESS.

MARY.

OH.

JESSIE...

WELL, WHAT'S THE MATTER,
MARY?

MARY?

I THINK SHE'S
TRYING NOT TO CRY.

WHY?

BECAUSE HER MASCARA
WILL RUN

AND SHE'LL LOOK
LIKE A RACCOON.

WHY IS SHE TRYING
NOT TO CRY?

UH, MARY, YOU
KEEP THAT UP,

YOU'RE GONNA
GET THE HICCUPS.

YOU SEE, SHE'S
ALL FULL OF AIR.

THE LAST TIME SHE
HICCUPPED FOR 8 HOURS.

MARY, WHY ARE YOU CRYING
OR NOT CRYING?

SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT
THE VERDICT, AUNT JESSICA.

IS THAT IT, MARY?
YES.

OH, SILLY MARY.

SILLY, SILLY MARY.

COME ON. SIT DOWN.
NOW EVERYBODY SIT DOWN.

MARY, LISTEN.

NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME.

I MADE AN APPOINTMENT

TO HAVE MY TEETH CLEANED
TOMORROW.

NOW DO YOU THINK
THAT I WOULD ACTUALLY DO THAT

IF I WERE GOING TO BE
FOUND GUILTY? NO.

NO. SO YOU CHEER UP, HUH?

OH! EVERYTHING'S
GOING TO BE FINE.

JESSICA.

OH, BURT!

WHAT?

THEY'RE NOT SMILING.

WHO?

THE JURY.

OH, NOW, MARY,
JURIES NEVER SMILE.

JURIES AND GAMBLERS,
THEY GOT TO KEEP
STRAIGHT FACES.

NO, REALLY.
THEY TEST THEM

BEFORE THEY
LET THEM SERVE.

THEY TICKLE 'EM.
IF THEY LAUGH, THEY'RE OUT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK, DADDY?

I THINK IF THIS
ISN'T OVER SOON,

I'M GOING TO THROW UP.

THE COURT IS
NOW IN SESSION.

JUDGE ANTHONY
PETRILLO PRESIDING.

EVERYBODY PLEASE RISE.

ALL RIGHT. BE S-SEATED.

WILL THE DEFENDANT
PLEASE RISE AND
FACE THE JURY?

HAS THE JURY
REACHED A VERDICT?

YES, YOUR HONOR.
IT HAS.

TINKLER.

WILL THE FOREMAN
PLEASE READ THE VERDICT.

YOUR HONOR,

THE JURY FINDS THE DEFENDANT,
JESSICA TATE,

GUILTY AS CHARGED OF MURDER
IN THE FIRST DEGREE.

NO, I'M INNOCENT.

I'M INNOCENT.

JESSICA TATE,
YOU HAVE BEEN FOUND GUILTY

BY A JURY OF YOUR PEERS.

YOU WILL BE REMANDED
IN CUSTODY

UNTIL I PRONOUNCE SENTENCE
UPON YOU.

I, UH, I'M INNOCENT.

JESSICA TATE
DID NOT KILL PETER CAMPBELL.

ONE OF THESE 5 PEOPLE DID.

I'M INNOCENT.

WHO KILLED PETER CAMPBELL?

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