Sneaky Pete (2015–…): Season 3, Episode 9 - Episode #3.9 - full transcript

Man's got to take care

of his body if the mind's

gonna do its work.

Yep, well,
we'll figure something out.

You think?

Oh, it's not my fault.

Yes, it is.

Well, I didn't know
Chuck was gonna do all this.

Look, I'll go to him.

I'll do what it takes
to get Julia back.

It's gonna take $1 million,
do you have $1 million?



I don't think
you have $1 million,

I don't even think
you have five dollars.

Look, I've been in
tough spots before.

Don't you worry. You know.

I'll come out swinging.

- In 72 hours?
- People know who I am.

The, the bank was threatening

to foreclose on my dealership

and Lila said that Chuck had

bags of money just lying around.

Because they're drug smugglers.

I have to go.

What do you mean, "foreclose"?

Uh, nothing, there-there-there's
just a cash flow problem.



- That's all. Yeah.
- Is he lying?

I don't have time for this.

Please tell me.

You're broke.

The bank owns everything;
the dealership, the house.

You have nothing.

♪ ♪

Chloe, Chloe, Chloe,

Chloe, Chloe, Chloe,

Chloe, Chloe, Chloe, Chloe

Chloe, Chloe, Chloe...

Chloe, Chloe, Chloe.

- Chloe, hey, girl.
- Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Is your-is your name Chloe?

Yes.

Well, I have a message
from Jason.

What?

You're gonna love this.

Jason's so excited for you.

Here it is, here we go.

Watch your step.

Watch your step...
Wow, there's a lot of you.

Here we go,
I like your necklace.

It's the fourth boat

on the right, help yourselves

to whatever you want;
the captain will be

-with with you shortly.
- Oh, my God.

Have fun.

- What's going on here?
- I don't know.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

- Guys, guys, what are you doing?
- Uh, excuse me.

Um, this isn't your boat.
You guys...

I'm the bride.

Booze! Booze! Booze! Booze!

- Booze! Booze! Booze!
- Let's go. My God. Get off the boat.

Booze! Booze! Booze! Booze!

Booze! Booze! Booze!

So predictable.

What are you doing here?

She's with me.

I got myself a new partner.

♪ It's gettin' harder out here ♪

♪ I keep tryin'
to just make my way ♪

♪ It's not lyin' ♪

♪ I'm only tryin' ♪

♪ Just trust in me ♪

♪ Trust in me ♪

♪ Just trust in me ♪

♪ Trust in me ♪

♪ Just trust in me. ♪

You got balls, bro.

Trying to steal from me

and then turning around
to pay me for Julia

with my own money.

Wow.

When Lizzie showed up
at my place last night,

I thought she was trying
to sell me swampland.

But then you go
and do everything she said

exactly as she predicted.

You only had so many options.

The bachelorette party
was a nice touch.

Well, you use
what you have on hand.

The question is,

what now?

I mean,
there has to be a penalty.

Normally I would just take you
ten miles out,

I would throw you overboard,
and I'd watch you drown.

But I told him
he's never gonna get

his million dollars that way.

Well, thank you.

She also told me

that I could make two million.

That you have
some kind of, uh...

a con going
involving a stolen painting.

Well, I did,
but Julia's my inside man,

and I can't finish it
without Julia.

But that's not true.

- Yes, it is.
- You were gonna take Kilbane for $4 million,

so now you're gonna steal
that money and bring it to us.

Fifty-fifty split.

I don't know how
you trust this person

when you just met them
last night.

That's bad strategic planning.

I got to say, uh...

she's done all right by me
so far.

Yeah, but as soon as
you're not looking, bro,

she's gonna stab you
in the back.

No, but that's your move.

I treated you
like a professional,

and you wasted my time.

Look, I-I don't really
care who did what to who.

I just want my two million,

or Julia dies.

Well, I can't get the money

without the job,

and in order to do the job,
I need Julia.

Or you use
what you have on hand.

- You can do it.
- You, uh...

You know what's
gonna happen now, right?

What? No.

Oh, God. For Christ's sake.

You don't have to stay for this.

- Come here.
- Just, um...

don't hurt his face
or his hands.

He needs those for work.

You heard the lady, fellas.

Thank you.

Look, I am not
an unreasonable guy.

There has to be some sort
of consequence, right?

Why is this so important to you?

Huh?

Why would you...?

Julia's a stranger to you.

What did Lila do to you
that was so bad?

Lila stole from me.

She broke your heart.

Lila played me.

She drew me out,

and then she mirrored it
back to me

so that I would hear
exactly what I wanted to hear.

She worked me,

just like you're working
that family.

Yeah.

Lizzie, she told me about that.

And if I was them,

ooh, God.

I would cut off
your fucking arms,

and I would beat you to death
with them.

No, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no.

No.

Well, it wasn't a heart attack.

But it could have been
a cardiac event,

and that's why these tests
are so important.

Well, how long
do I have to stay?

Depends on what we find.
Hopefully by tomorrow.

- Tomorrow?
- Uh, yeah, thank you. Thank you, Doctor.

- Thank you very much.
- I...

Oh, wait a... No, no.

Just... you just stay
right where you are

until they find out
what made you collapse.

- I will make you if I have to.
- Grandma,

you're no help to Julia
if you're sick.

I'm not sick.

Just probably ate something bad.

Okay, then the tests
will come out clean.

Something made
your blood pressure spike

and your blood sugar drop,

and they suspect
that you're not taking

the statins
that you were prescribed.

You don't even know
what you're talking about.

I had a stroke. I learned stuff.

- What are the police saying?
- We haven't talked to them.

We don't know
who we can trust right now.

So what do we have to go on?

We have Sean.

Oh...

Sean. How is he?

He's unconscious.

He's a little weasel,
but I didn't wish that on him.

This is all my fault.

Carly, this is not
about you right now.

Right. Of course.

Why would it be?
Because it's never about me.

- Cool, thanks, guys.
- Carly. I mean...

Carly, come back here.

Well, now it's about you.

Leave her be.

She's 17 years old,

and this has been a shitty week.

She's entitled.

Yo!

Doug, it's Misha.
How you doing, buddy?

Misha! How you doing, compadre?

Are you, uh,
are you on t-the West Coast

for the Laguna WineFest?

Oh, you know I am.

I never miss this event, baby.

Yeah? Hey, listen,

I got a-I got a proposition
for you.

I have a liquidity problem,
and, uh,

I need to get my hands on-on
$75,000 as soon as possible.

- I'm listening.
- Well, I was wondering

if you might be interested
in-in two bottles

of that '29 DRC you were eying
back on the East Coast.

That's a heck of a deal, baby.

That's 130, $140,000 worth

of very fine wine right there.

Yeah, well, I got a, you know,
I got a deadline.

I'll tell you what.

You make it three bottles
for 75 grand,

you could have
your money tomorrow.

You got three bottles.

You get the cash,
and I'll-and I'll be in touch.

- All right, buddy? Thank you.
- Ha!

Okay.

Taylor.

Pete. Where are you?

- Hey, are you alone right now?
- Yeah. I'm in the hallway.

- Go.
- Listen...

I know who has Julia.

He's demanding $4 million

in ransom,
or he's gonna kill her.

Does this have anything to do
with you and Lizzie?

Hmm?

'Cause if it does, I swear to
God I'm gonna fucking end you.

No. This has to do
with the money

that Tex and Lila stole from him

-a couple years ago.
- Where is he?

- That's not important.
- Tell me!

Listen to me.
This is not something

where you barge in there
like fuckin' Rambo, all right?

This guy's no joke.

Agreed.

But we don't have $4 million.

I know, I know. But I
might have a way to get it.

I need you
to do something for me.

He wants us to get three bottles
of really expensive wine

from this mansion that
I guess you and Grandma went to.

- Yeah.
- Well, he gave me instructions

on how to break into
the wine cellar.

He said we could be in and out
in ten minutes.

Wait, okay, so he wants us
to break in and steal

-some rich guy's wine?
- Not... not exactly steal.

I guess the whole thing
is tied up

in some insurance investigation
that Julia and-and...

and him are doing out here?

He told me about that.

Yeah. Even if it's
not exactly kosher,

who gives a shit?
We're talking about Julia.

Yeah, but I'm saying
this wine is worth $4 million.

No, the-the-the wine...

uh, gives him cash.

The cash gives him access
to the $4 million. Right?

How?

I don't know.
Maybe I could just have him

type it all up and tweet it out.

Okay, very funny.
That's hysterical.

All right, calm down.
Why don't we just grab

this guy, beat the shit
out of him and take Julia back?

Oh, my God.

Grandpa, this guy
is dangerous, okay?

Wait, also,
where the fuck has Pete been?

- I mean, is he coming later?
- I don't know.

Later? Yeah, later.
I don't know.

I don't know,
he had something to do.

- Your grandma is gonna go ape.
- Yeah,

that's why no one's
gonna tell her.

We have to tell her.

No, we're not lying to Grandma.
Lies are what caused

- all this shit to begin with.
- Nobody's lying.

Not telling her
is not the same thing as lying.

Look, if she finds out
about this, she will not stay.

Can't tell her.
And you have got to stay here

and make sure that
she follows doctor's orders

and stays in that bed.

Carly?

Okay. Yeah.

Coast is clear. Let's go.

Ow! Goddamn,
this thing has thorns.

I think that's a mulberry bush.
They don't have thorns.

Well, it's very scratchy.

Ah.

Oh! Ow!

- You all right?
- Yeah.

Oh, fuck...

Come on.

Come on, come on, come on.

Jesus.

- Draw blood?
- I don't think so.

Yeah, well,
maybe you're just sensitive.

- Some people are sensitive.
- Well...

♪ ♪

All right.

Grandpa...

I'm gonna need you to step back,

'cause glass
might go flying here.

Or we could do that.

Cellar must be this way.

Holy shit.

I agree.

We've got our work
cut out for us.

We are looking
for something called

Domaine la Romanée-Conti.

Romanée-Conti, huh?

-1929.
- Red or white?

Red.

Bubbles?

Or no bubbles?

- Red.
- It's probably sequenced

alphabetically,
some shit like that.

Well, you look over there,
I'll look over here.

What'd you say to him?

Nothing that matters.

Just reminded him
of my commitment.

He's a con artist.

Information's currency.

Did he want to hear
your life story?

Was he a good listener?

'Cause every word that's
coming out of your mouth

is money in the bank for him.

Yeah. Just like it is
for you right now.

Did I hurt your feelings?

You anticipated every move
he'd make this morning,

-which is pretty impressive.
- Thank you.

But totally corrupt.

How do I know this isn't
just another con?

That you two aren't...
working together?

I guess you don't.

Part of me thinks
maybe I should just...

take my losses
and feed you both to the pigs.

Listen, I just want my money
and I want to leave.

I don't plan on seeing him,
or you, ever again.

Why?

I trusted him, yet again.

That fucking bugs me.

Because that makes me stupid...

for believing he changed.

He hadn't.

♪ ♪

Three years ago, in Michigan,

we were running a con.

A card game on a big fish
I brought in from Chicago.

It was easy money,
and a lot of it.

Marius saw that
our new guy, a local,

was clumsy dealing
from the bottom of the deck.

I saw it, too.

Our mark was suspicious.

He thought we were blown.

I thought
I could smooth things over.

He walked out on me.

♪ ♪

Marius!

I lost four pints of blood.

Nearly lost my leg.

And yet you still jumped
right back into bed with him.

Find anything?

We really got
to get the hell out of here.

Just art.

Some kind of ocean painting.

Well, that figures.

- Look at this.
- What?

Well, this guy must like
to sit here and have a few

while he-he spies on everybody
in his own house.

Huh.

Hey.

Security guard's going
somewhere.

That's good.
It'll give us more time.

Oh, shit.

What's going on?
Taylor, what's going on here?

He's setting the alarm.

Fuck!

We're locked in.

Well... we got to call someone.

Call, uh, Carly. Pete.

There's no signal.

Fuck.

Maybe he's got
a secret back entrance.

He's a rich guy, not Batman.

I already checked those.

Well, all right.

You come up with an idea.

I don't know. We could...

What if we start a fire?

Set off all the sprinklers.

And if we don't die
of smoke inhalation,

the fire department
turns us over to the cops?

You said come up with an idea.

I'm coming up with an idea.

Well, I just meant a good one.

What was the year
of that wine again?

1929.

Well, here's an '82.

What if this guy
doesn't come back?

- Wouldn't that be just our luck?
- Mm.

Well, we won't go thirsty.

I'm serious.

It's like our family was born
under a bad sign.

What do you mean?

Grandma killed a fucking cop.

- I slept with your mistress.
- Hey, hey, hey.

- Julia got fucking kidnapped!
- Hey! That's not...

That is not being born
under a bad sign.

Right?

Just think about all the stuff

that could've happened to you
and didn't.

You don't know
what's gonna happen next.

You fight!

That's how you get
through the shitty times!

If you're looking for Ma
or Granddad, they ain't home.

I don't care about Tex.

Where's your mother?

I don't know.

You need to work
on that poker face.

Where is he?

At the dealership, I expect,

stealing people's savings,

like he's done for 60 years.

Well, who are we to judge?

Son of a bitch.

Dotti.

You know where Lila is,

don't you?

I can't help you.

We're talking
about Julia's life.

She can help us with Chuck.

I just need an address.

No.

No.

No, I am not being responsible
for you guys anymore.

- Please?
- Get out of my fucking way.

You know, men like you have been
in my way my whole life.

I'm done with that.

Everybody's shipping out.

Where you going?

It's a big country, man.

See where it takes me.

What's that?

Address in Venice.

How do you know about this?

Amazon.

Mom sends Lila
a Christmas present every year.

I buy shit on her account.

She never notices.

This guy Pete's investigating,

he's Boston, right?

I don't know.

That's what Pete said.

This guy's Boston,

he's gotta like ball.

Let's see.

Ted Williams.

3-4-4.

Batting average.

Um...

5-2-1.

Career homers.

Jesus. 521.

Come on.

Oh, balls.

"Grace."

What?

♪ Oh, Grace, just hold me ♪

♪ In your arms ♪

♪ And let ♪

♪ This moment linger ♪

♪ There won't be time
to share our love ♪

♪ For we must say good-bye. ♪

When Julia and I used
to stay over,

when Mom and Dad
had their issues,

you used to sing that to us

to get us to go to sleep,
didn't you?

It was our lullaby.

And now you're the dipshit

that's got us locked
in a wine cellar.

- Me?
- Mm-hmm.

I'm the dipshit?

Uh-huh. Let's have a drink.

Grandpa and Taylor
should be here by now.

Uh, do you want me
to turn on the TV?

Um...

Oh, I could try to get us
a deck of cards.

I don't feel like cards.

Oh, Grandma, you're not supposed
to be using that.

It interferes
with the, uh, equipment.

Yeah, that sign's ten years old.

No one believes it anyway.

Voice mail.

This is real jail time
in California.

Breaking and entering.

It's probably better.

Cops will get involved.

Julia will have a better chance
with them

than anything we could do.

This is not exactly
the A-Team here.

What are those bottles there?

Huh?

Those-those bottles.

Up there.

Ha!

Mmm.

Easy.

- And there's only a...
- Hey.

Pete.

Where have you been?

Are Grandpa and Taylor back?

No, not... not yet.

I need you two to come with me.

No, she can't leave.

I can. I'm just not supposed to.

I have an address for Lila.

I'll get my clothes.

Dr. Reed to Cardiology.

Dr. Reed to Cardiology.

♪ Oh, Grace,
just hold me in your arms ♪

♪ And let
this moment linger... ♪

Shh.

♪ Oh, Grace just hold
me in your arms and... ♪

We just drank a
bottle of $75,000 wine.

- Where's the other one?
- Okay.

♪ They'll take me out at dawn ♪

♪ And I will die ♪

Three, four, four.

- Five, two, one.
-♪ With all my love... ♪

- Keep singing.
-♪ With all my love ♪

♪ I'll place this wedding ring
upon your finger... ♪

What the hell is going on?

♪ There won't be time
to share our love ♪

- Who are you?
-♪ For we must say... ♪

I'm calling the police. Aah!

-- Good-bye.
- Grab the wine.

- Come on, let's go.
- Good one.

Grandpa, where's the wine?

Where's the wine?!

You son of a bitch.

I don't know what
this is gonna be.

Mom?

Maggie.

What are you doing here?

Where's-where's my mom?

We came all...
this way for this?

For you?

How did you find out?

You...

were pretending...

to be... Lila?

You were

pretending to be my mom?

Your mother was
a very special person.

Look, I loved Lila
with all my heart.

I knew my mom didn't leave me,

because she was a good person.

She was.

She was a great person.

I needed help. I...

Uh... she was helping me.

I-I was in a bad place.

I don't care.

I needed to know the truth

so that I could move on
with my life.

And now I've got it.

Maggie,

Chuck is holding Julia,

and he's demanding...
$4 million.

Because of the money you stole.

I never took a penny from Chuck.

And you're never

done lying.

All right, hold on.

- Maggie...
- What? Wait.

What does any of this matter
to you?

I'm just trying to... Maggie,
I'm trying to do the right thing

for our family.

I can't.

I can't go back there.
I can't help you.

You know this man.

We need your help.

Would you excuse me a moment?

Hey.

Where the fuck are you?

Hospital's freaking out.

They said
somebody busted Grandma out.

Well, it wasn't exactly
Sing-Sing over there.

I'm in Venice.

Venice?

Yeah, the address is 334 Palmer.

Oh, what's going on?

We're going to Venice.

Good. Italy?

Where is she?

Back there.

She's already gone.

Who's that?

I'm hoping he's the secret

Chuck doesn't want us
to know about.

Maggie.

Makes you wonder
who-who you can trust.

What about you, Pete?

What?

Feel like I barely know you.

I know how to rescue Julia.

How?

It's not exactly honest,
but if it's a question

between being honest...

and saving her...

There'll be consequences.

Th-There's a lot of people
and things involved.

Chuck is dangerous.

The most important thing

is that you trust me.

All of you.