Sleeper Cell (2005–2006): Season 2, Episode 6 - School - full transcript

A new leader is calling the shots for the Cell, and Darwyn learns more details about the planned nuclear strike against Los Angeles.

Narrator: PREVIOUSLY ON
SLEEPER CELL.

NOW ANY TIME YOU'D LIKE
TO LEARN MORE ABOUT ISLAM

I'M ALWAYS HERE.

SOMETHING ABOUT
BEING STALKED BY

A PSYCHOTIC YOU-KNOW-WHATORIST
STRESSES ME OUT.

YOUR BOYFRIEND THINKS HE CAN DO
WHATEVER HE WANTS. BUT HE CAN'T.

YOU WANT ME TO GO
BEHIND HIS BACK?

NO FUCKING WAY!

DON'T YOU EVER THINK ABOUT
WHAT YOU'RE DOING,

HOW YOU MAKE IT UP TO GOD?

I HAD NO IDEA
YOU WERE A BIBLE THUMPER.



I'M NOT A BIBLE THUMPER!

I NEED NEW PAPERS
AND A WAY OUT OF CANADA.

SARAJEVO.
DIFFERENT WORLD, BROTHER.

BEFORE, I KILL YOU
BECAUSE YOU'RE A MUSLIM,

YOU'LL KILL ME FOR BEING SERB.

NOT ANY MORE.

MY LAWYER SAYS
WE CAN PROBABLY WIN

IF WE PETITION THE COURT
FOR CUSTODY OF MARCUS.

WHAT IF I...SPIED ON HIM?

WATCHED DARWYN FOR YOU.
WOULD YOU MAKE HER STOP THEN?

WELCOME MY BROTHER. YOU ARE
TRULY BACK FROM THE DEAD.

WE MUST STRIKE FIRST.
WE MUST BE HEARD.

ORDERS ARE TO PICK UP THE
SHIPMENT WEDNESDAY NIGHT.

PORT OF L.A.



THINK IT'S A NUCLEAR PAYLOAD?

THAT'S WHERE MY MONEY IS.

MY NAME IS
KARRAR BASHIR AL ABBADI.

I AM THE SHIPMENT
YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.

SON OF A BITCH!

WHERE'S THE NUCLEAR SHIT?

SITUATION'S CHANGED.

BECAUSE OF THAT, I'M PREPARED
TO TAKE YOU UP ON YOUR OFFER.

DO WE HAVE A DEAL?
YEAH.

YEAH, WE HAVE A DEAL.

***

[* DRUMMING]

Man: PRIVATE FIRST CLASS.
MARIO ORTIZ.

***

I'M IMPRESSED.

EVERYTHING SEEMS
TO HAVE GONE SMOOTHLY

IN PREPARATION
FOR OUR DAY OF MARTYRDOM.

OF COURSE, THIS SHOULD BE
CREDITED TO YOUR LEADER,

BROTHER DARWYN AL-HAKIM.

YET THINGS MUST CHANGE,
AS THEY ALWAYS DO IN LIFE.

YOU WILL NO LONGER BE TAKING
ORDERS FROM BROTHER AL-HAKIM.

BECAUSE FROM NOW ON,
YOU WILL BE TAKING THEM FROM ME.

ALLAHU AKBAR.

BY THE WAY,
BROTHER FARIK SAYS HELLO.

[CHILDREN SQUEALING]

MY COURIER HAS BROUGHT
YOUR E-MAILS FROM RIYADH.

[SPEAKING ARABIC]

[SPEAKS ARABIC]

WHAT'S WRONG?

THAT FAITHLESS DOG, AZIZ!

HE'S DEMANDING
10 MILLION DOLLARS

TO COMPLETE
THE NUCLEAR TRANSFER.

I SHOULD HAVE KILLED HIM
AND HIS WHOLE FAMILY.

WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?

HE WANTS THE CASH WIRED
IN THE NEXT 48 HOURS.

WELL, THAT IS
DEFINITELY A CONCERN.

WHAT AZIZ IS ASKING
IS IMPOSSIBLE.

WITH ALLAH,
ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE.

MY COUSIN
ACROSS THE BORDER IN YEMEN

HAS BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT
A PROBLEM IN HIS HOME TOWN.

SO?

SO HIS PROBLEM
MAY BE OUR SOLUTION.

SALIM AND OUR NEW BOSS HAVE BEEN
IN THERE FOREVER, MAN.

ANY IDEA WHAT'S UP?

HE'S PROBABLY GETTING
INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE ATTACK.

OR HE FUCKED UP AND KARRAR
IS SLOWLY TORTURING HIM.

WHAT THE HELL IS UP
WITH THE RECEPTION?

SORRY. IT'S THE BEST
WE COULD DO.

THE RADIATION SHIELDING'S
INTERFERING WITH THE MICROWAVE.

IT MAKES IT ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE
TO TRANSMIT OUT.

AND THE WALLS ARE
TOO DAMN THICK TO DRILL THROUGH

AND INSTALL A HARD LINE.

[DOOR OPENS]

SISTER MINA, PLEASE JOIN ME.

[MAN SPEAKS BOSNIAN]

[* ARABIC SONG]

[CHATTER AND SHOUTING]

SO HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING
MY COUSIN'S HOSPITALITY?

HIS HOSPITALITY KNOWS NO BOUNDS.

AND HIS HOME
IS AN OASIS IN EVERY WAY.

[SCHOOL BELL]

NOT EXACTLY YOUR TYPICAL SCHOOL
IN THE MOUNTAINS OF YEMEN.

IT IS AN ABOMINATION.

YOU DON'T SEE VALUE
IN OFFERING YOUR CHILDREN

EXPOSURE TO MODERN TECHNOLOGY,
WESTERN SCIENCE, PHILOSOPHY?

WHAT HAS BEEN TAUGHT IN
OUR MADRASAS FOR CENTURIES

HAS BEEN MORE THAN ENOUGH
FOR THE BELIEVERS.

I AM SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE,

THAT THE BROTHERHOOD HAS FINALLY
TAKEN THIS THREAT SERIOUSLY.

I TRUST YOU WILL CLEANSE
THIS STAIN OFF OUR LAND.

YASSER, MY FRIEND!
SUHEIL!

AS-SALAAMU ALAIKUM.
WA-ALAYKUM AS-SALAAM.

AS I PROMISED, NAIF AL-FALASI.

AS-SALAAMU ALAIKUM.
WA-ALAYKUM AS-SALAAM.

IT'S TRULY AN HONOR.

YOUR FAMILY IS WELL RESPECTED
IN THE PENINSULA.

NO, THE HONOR IS MINE.

I MUST SAY I'M VERY IMPRESSED
WITH THE REMARKABLE WORK

YOU'RE DOING
FOR THE CHILDREN OF YEMEN.

IT IS ALL VERY EXCITING.

LOOK AT OUR MOST RECENT
ADDITIONS TO OUR CURRICULUM,

INTERACTIVE CD-ROMS,

DEALING WITH
THE GREAT PHILOSOPHERS,

ARISTOTLE, SOCRATES...

THIS ONE IS ON PLATO.

HUH?
WHERE'S THE ONE ON OSAMA?

I'M JUST JOKING, OF COURSE.

SADLY, THAT'S ALL THE WEST KNOWS
OF OUR INTELLECTUAL HERITAGE.

GREAT MUSLIM PHILOSOPHERS
SUCH AS IBN RUSHD AND IBN SINA

ARE VIRTUALLY UNKNOWN
IN AMERICA AND EUROPE.

BUT NOT HERE.

WE EXAMINE THE TEACHINGS OF
ALL THE GREAT MUSLIM SCHOLARS.

THE MYSTICISM OF AL-GHAZALI,

THE HISTORICAL METHODOLOGY
OF IBN KHALDUN.

OUR WESTERN CURRICULUM

DOES NOT SUPPLANT
THE TRADITIONAL STUDIES.

IT COMPLEMENTS THEM.

WHICH IS WHY WE HAVE COME TO
MEET WITH YOUR BUSINESS PARTNER.

OF COURSE. YES, OF COURSE.

TYLER IS ANXIOUS
TO MEET WITH YOU AS WELL.

EXCUSE THE MESS.

BEEN DOING SOME LAST-MINUTE
CONSTRUCTION ON THE FACILITY?

MM, MM.
IT'S JUST THE PLUMBING BUT...

WE CAN DO WITHOUT IT
FOR THE TIME BEING.

[SPEAKS ARABIC]

***

BROTHER BENITO.

I NEVER THANKED YOU
FOR WHAT YOU DID FOR ME.

WITH MR. ROSSMAN.

I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

WELL, THANK YOU ANYWAY.

YOU'RE MY BROTHER.

AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU
AS MY BROTHER.

[SPEAKS ARABIC]

EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT,
BROTHER DARWYN?

YEAH. SURE.

GOOD.

PLEASE, COME WITH ME.

[CHATTER]

PLEASE. RIGHT THIS WAY.

MR. GRANGE, GOOD AFTERNOON.
OH, CALL ME TYLER.

MY PLEASURE, TYLER.
PLEASE.

MAY I?
OH, YES. ABSOLUTELY.

SO, UH...HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

WELL, IT'S MORE LIKE
HOW I CAN HELP YOU.

OK, WELL, I'M ALL EARS.

114 EMPTY LOTS
IN YANBU, SAUDI ARABIA

WHERE YOU CAN EXPAND

YOUR EDUCATIONAL ENDEAVORS
INTO THE KINGDOM.

WELL, NOW, THOSE LOTS IN YANBU,

AREN'T THEY PRIME REAL ESTATE
FOR COMMERCIAL VENTURES?

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DEVELOP
THEM INTO NON-PROFIT SCHOOLS?

MY FAMILY'S BECOME
VERY SUCCESSFUL

DUE TO THE OPPORTUNITIES

PROVIDED BY OUR PATRONS
IN THE SAUDI ROYAL FAMILY.

WE FEEL IT IS OUR DUTY
TO GIVE BACK TO SOCIETY.

I SHARE YOUR PHILOSOPHY.

I DON'T BELIEVE IN HANDOUTS,

BUT I DO BELIEVE
IN SPENDING MY MONEY

BUILDING SCHOOLS AND LIBRARIES.

EDUCATION IS THE WAY
TO END POVERTY.

TYLER IS A MUSLIM AT HEART.

THE PROPHET MOHAMMED,
PEACE BE UPON HIM,

HAS MADE IT VERY CLEAR
IN ONE OF HIS HADITHS.

"SEEK KNOWLEDGE,
EVEN IF YOU MUST GO TO CHINA."

WHAT A COINCIDENCE.

MADE IN CHINA. [LAUGHS]

WITH YOUR PERMISSION,

I WOULD LIKE
TO SPEAK TO MY FATHER

AND BEGIN DISCUSSIONS
ON USING THOSE LOTS

AS POTENTIAL SITES
FOR MORE OF YOUR SCHOOLS.

OF COURSE. THE MORE SCHOOLS
I CAN BUILD THE BETTER.

BUT ASSURE YOUR FATHER THAT I
NEED HIS CONTACTS, NOT HIS CASH.

I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO FINANCE
1,000 SCHOOLS IN ARABIA.

I WOULDN'T SAY THAT
TOO LOUDLY, TYLER.

YEMEN IS FAMOUS FOR TWO THINGS.

ITS COFFEE AND ITS BANDITS.

[TYLER LAUGHS]

***

HOW DID SHE MANAGE THIS?

I CAN'T DISCLOSE THAT.

I SIGN AWAY
ANY FUTURE CLAIM OF CUSTODY,

YOU TAKE FIVE YEARS
OFF MY SON'S SENTENCE.

THAT'S NOT SOMETHING
A MANICURIST CAN JUST DO.

YOU'RE ASKING ME TO CHOOSE
BETWEEN MY SON'S FUTURE...

AND MY GRANDSON'S.

YOU DO ME A FAVOR.

YOU TELL THAT BITCH
DAUGHTER-IN-LAW OF MINE

I HOPE SHE CHOKES ON ALL THAT
BLACK COCK SHE'S BEEN SUCKING.

[CHILDREN'S CHATTER]

Teacher: YOUR MOM'S HERE!

[INDISTINCT DIALOGUE]

HEY, MINA.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

THOUGHT I'D COME BY, SAY HELLO.

MAYBE SET A PLAYDATE
WITH THE KIDS I TAKE CARE OF.

OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT'S REALLY NICE

BUT HE'S A LITTLE YOUNG, SO...

I'M SIX AND THREE QUARTERS!

OH, RIGHT!

WE REALLY SHOULD BE GOING.
GAYLE...

I KNOW I CAN BE VERY DIRECT
SOMETIMES BUT...

PLEASE DON'T BE MAD AT ME.

I'M NOT MAD AT YOU.
NO, ARE YOU SURE?

YOU'D TELL ME
IF YOU WERE, RIGHT?

WE DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER
REALLY WELL

AND I'D LIKE YOU
TO BE HONEST WITH ME.

OF COURSE.

ALWAYS BE HONEST.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MARCUS?

HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.

WE HATE LIARS.

[LAUGHS] SO, UM,
WHAT DO YOU WANT, MINA?

NOW, DON'T SAY NO
UNTIL I'M FINISHED.

BUT THERE ARE OTHER WOMEN
JUST LIKE YOU.

AND THEY COME TOGETHER
IN A GROUP TO DISCUSS THINGS.

EXPLORING THE QU'RAN
FOR ANSWERS TO THEIR PROBLEMS.

WELL, MY BOYFRIEND ISN'T ASKING
ME TO CONVERT TO ISLAM.

WELL, NEITHER AM I.

I'M JUST ASKING YOU TO LISTEN,
AND BRING AN OPEN MIND.

WELL, I DON'T KNOW, MINA.

LET ME SEE IF MAYBE
I CAN GET A SITTER FOR MARCUS.

OK.

BYE!

BYE, MARCUS.
BYE.

COME ON, BABY. LET'S HURRY UP.

PULL OVER HERE, DARWYN.

***

NICE VIEW.

HOW DOES IT CONNECT
TO OUR ATTACK OPERATION?

[CAMERA SHUTTER WHIRS]

[CAMERA SHUTTER WHIRS]

LISTEN.

YOU NEED TO START LEVELING
WITH ME ABOUT THE PLAN.

I HAVE BEEN
RUNNING THIS CELL FOR WEEKS.

AND WE'VE
ACCOMPLISHED EVERYTHING

THAT THE BASES ASKED FOR,
MAN, EVERYTHING.

YOU MARCH IN HERE, TALK
TO MY PEOPLE BEHIND MY BACK,

YOU KEEP ME OUT OF THE LOOP.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HELP YOU

WHEN YOU DON'T TELL ME
WHAT'S GOING ON?

YOU CANNOT DO THIS ALONE.

I WAS ONE OF BROTHER FARIK'S
LOYAL SOLDIERS.

HE TRUSTED ME.

YOU ARE RIGHT, DARWYN.

YOU HAVE PROVED
YOUR LOYALTY TO THE CAUSE.

I CAN'T TELL YOU EVERYTHING.

BUT I CAN TELL YOU
THAT WE ARE GETTING

THE RADIOACTIVE MATERIAL WE NEED

FROM SAN ONOFRE POWER PLANT.

WE HAVE A CONTACT THERE.

WE WILL BE SMUGGLING OUT
IN THE NEXT 48 HOURS.

AND THEN...WE SHALL BEGIN THE
FINAL PHASE OF OUR OPERATION.

NOW, NO MORE QUESTION.

WE HAVE AN ERRAND TO RUN.

[AIRPLANE OVERHEAD]

Woman on PA: MAY I HAVE
YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?

THIS IS A GATE CHANGE
ANNOUNCEMENT.

FLIGHT 233 ARRIVING FROM...

LITTLE RENZO.

HOW'S IT HANGING, BRO?

BENNY V. WHAT'S UP, MAN?

I AIN'T SEEN YOU IN A WHILE.

YOU STILL BOOSTING CARS
IN BOYLE HEIGHTS?

SHIT. THAT'S OLD NEWS.

I MOVED UP A LITTLE, MAN.

I'M MAKING
SOME SERIOUS COIN THESE DAYS.

MOVING SERIOUS SHIT
IN AND OUT OF THE COUNTRY.

PROBLEM IS, THERE WAS
A LITTLE GLITCH IN THE SYSTEM.

I GOT THIS SPECIAL SUITCASE

NEEDS TO MAKE
ITS DESTINATION ON TIME,

OR A WHOLE LOT OF SERIOUS
MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GET PAID.

NOW, I CAN PASS SOME OF THAT
SERIOUS MONEY ONTO YOU, MY MAN.

IF YOU CAN HELP ME
PUT THAT SUITCASE

ON THE FLIGHT IT NEEDS TO GO ON.

I DON'T KNOW, BENNY. I MEAN...

SECURITY'S EXTRA TIGHT
THESE DAYS.

LORENZO.

I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO SMUGGLE
A BOMB IN A BOTTLE OF GATORADE.

[LAUGHS] IT'S JUST SOME DRUGS
IN A SUITCASE, BRO.

SERIOUS MONEY?

JUST HOW SERIOUS?

***

GO BACK TO THE HOSPITAL
AND WAIT FOR ME.

[* MAN RAPPING]

ILIJA?

[SPEAKS BOSNIAN]

Man: READY!
[GUNS COCKED]

AIM...FIRE!

READY!

AIM...FIRE!

[* THE LAST POST]
READY...AIM...FIRE!

[GUNSHOTS]

MY DEEPEST CONDOLENCES,
MRS. ORTIZ.

AND THANKS
FROM A GRATEFUL NATION.

[SOBS]

ANY MORE BACKGROUND ON KARRAR?

Russ: NOTHING.
FUCKER'S HIGHLY TRAINED.

HE'S RUNNING PROFESSIONAL
COUNTER-SURVEILLANCE PATTERNS

ALL OVER US.

IN OTHER WORDS, YOU LOST HIM.

THAT'S FUCKING GREAT, RUSS.

HEY, DARWYN. WHENEVER YOU WANT
TO HELP US OUT,

GIVE US A LITTLE MORE INTEL
ON WHAT'S GOING ON,

THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
SHUT UP AND LISTEN.

THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO.

THE NUCLEAR MATERIAL'S
COMING OUT OF SAN ONOFRE.

THE POWER PLANT?
THAT'S RIGHT.

KARRAR'S GOT A MAN ON THE INSIDE

WHO'S GONNA BE SMUGGLING
SOMETHING OUT

SOMETIME WITHIN
THE NEXT 48 HOURS.

I'M GUESSING FUEL RODS OR
ENRICHED URANIUM OF SOME KIND.

NEED TO SET UP
ALL OVER THAT PLANT, MAN.

LOCK IT UP TIGHT...

AND WAIT FOR KARRAR
TO MAKE HIS MOVE.

Russ: RIGHT. I'M ON IT.

THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE.

MAKE SURE YOUR SURVEILLANCE
OPERATIONS GUYS

KEEP AN EYE ON MINA.

THEY NEED TO WATCH HER
LIKE A FUCKING HAWK.

SHE SAID GOODBYE TO ME TODAY.

SHE SAID IT
LIKE IT WAS FOR GOOD.

***

[CHATTER]

WHO CAN TELL ME WHAT RIGHTS

THE FIRST AMENDMENT TO THE
U.S. CONSTITUTION GUARANTEES?

YES, MARYAM?

FREEDOM OF RELIGION,

FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND THE PRESS

AND FREEDOM
TO ASSEMBLE PEACEABLY

AND PETITION THE GOVERNMENT
FOR REDRESS OF GRIEVANCES.

[LAUGHS] EXCELLENT.

YES, YOU HAVE A QUESTION?

[SPEAKS ARABIC]

NOW, THE HOLY QU'RAN SAYS
THERE SHOULD BE NO COMPULSION

IN RELIGION.

THINK ABOUT THAT.

MUSLIMS BELIEVED
IN THE FREEDOM OF RELIGION

1100 YEARS BEFORE THE U.S.
CONSTITUTION WAS EVEN WRITTEN.

ONLY PEOPLE WHO HAVE WEAK FAITH

ARE AFRAID TO LEARN ABOUT OTHER
PEOPLE'S CULTURES AND RELIGIONS.

AND WHEN YOU LEARN
MORE ABOUT OTHERS,

YOU DISCOVER THAT THEY ARE NOT

AS DIFFERENT
AS YOU FIRST BELIEVED.

HUH?

I WOULD LIKE...
CHEDDAR CHEESE ON MY HAMBURGER.

I WOULD LIKE...

CHEDDAR CHEESE...

ON MY HIJAB.

[SPEAKS BOSNIAN]

I WOULD LIKE...

PRIVATE LESSONS
WITH PROFESSOR VOISLAV!

[LAUGHTER]

[SPEAKS BOSNIAN]

IN ENGLISH!

[LAUGHTER]
MLADIC EATS ASS.

All: MLADIC EATS ASS!

MLADIC EATS ASS!
MLADIC EATS ASS!

[* TECHNO]

YOU SEE SOMETHING YOU LIKE?

I HEARD YOU RENT
SPECIAL-INTEREST VEHICLES HERE?

SHOPPING FOR A RIDE, HUH?

CAN YOU BE
A LITTLE MORE SPECIFIC

ABOUT THAT
SPECIAL INTEREST THING?

DO YOU WANT THE ZOMBIELANCE?

OR THE SKULL-ROD?

THAT'S NOT NECESSARY.
I JUST, UM...

I WANT TO RENT
THE ONE YOU HAVE OUT BACK.

EXCUSE ME FOR ASKING, BUT...

ARE YOU PERSIAN?

LOOK, I KNOW THAT
COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET

IS REALLY HARD
FOR YOU IRANIAN GUYS.

BUT YOU'RE AMONG FRIENDS HERE.

HONEST.

LOOK, YOU'VE GOT
THE WRONG IDEA ABOUT ME.

I JUST WANT TO RENT THE VEHICLE,
IS THAT ALL RIGHT?

SUIT YOURSELF.

I JUST NEED A VALID DRIVER'S
LICENSE AND A CREDIT CARD.

***

Gayle: MINA CAME
TO VISIT ME AGAIN.

AT MARCUS'S CAMP.

WHAT HAPPENED?

NOTHING NEW.

SHE STILL WANTS TO BE FRIENDS.

LOOK, GAYLE, I'M SORRY.

FOR PUTTING YOU AND MARCUS
THROUGH ALL OF THIS.

I NEVER WANTED THIS TO HAPPEN.

THE TRUTH?

I DON'T KNOW
WHEN I'M GONNA BE ABLE

TO TAKE THAT TEACHING JOB
AT QUANTICO.

THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT,

THE MORE I REALIZE THAT
THAT ANSWER'S PROBABLY NEVER.

YEAH. I KIND OF FIGURED.

YOU KNOW,
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT.

I MEAN...

KEEPING IT ALL TO YOURSELF.

LIKE, I JUST HAD A TASTE
OF WHAT YOU GO THROUGH EVERY DAY

AND I CAN BARELY STAND IT.

YOU MUST BE SO ALONE.

WHO CAN YOU TALK TO

WHO CAN UNDERSTAND
WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH?

AND...YOU HAVE TO
HANG AROUND ALMOST EVERY DAY

WITH A BUNCH OF PSYCHOPATHS

WHO ARE FUCKING UP
YOUR RELIGION.

I MEAN, I KNOW THAT THEY MUST
SAY AND DO ALL SORTS OF SHIT

THAT MAKES YOU ANGRY.

AND YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE,

JUST HAVE TO KEEP IT
ALL BOTTLED UP INSIDE.

I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.

YEAH, YOU DO.

YOU CAN TALK TO ME.

I MEAN, NOT EVERY SINGLE THING
YOU DO CAN BE TOP SECRET.

I GUESS NOT.

OK.

SO TELL ME...
HOW YOU SPENT YOUR DAY.

ALL RIGHT, I, UM...

I TOOK A DRIVE...

UP TO AN OVERLOOK.

ON THE WESTSIDE.

GREAT VIEW OF THE CITY.

HOW HARD WAS THAT?

[SIGHS]

IT'D BE NICE IF, UH...

WE WAKE UP TOMORROW AND
THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD JUST...

CHANGE, YOU KNOW?

YEAH.

[DESPERATE PANTING]

OH!

[YELLS IN ECSTASY]

[BOTH GASP AND SIGH]

JESUS CHRIST.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU,

JULIA ROBERTS
IN PRETTY WOMAN OR SOMETHING?

NO, I'M SORRY, IT'S JUST, ER...

FUCK, YOU KNOW
THAT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE.

LET'S TALK ABOUT IT.

DINNER TONIGHT.

I KNOW THIS GREAT THAI
RESTAURANT IN LARCHMONT.

FOR CHRIST'S SAKES, MAN.
EVERYTHING'S FINE...

AS LONG AS WE'RE FUCKING.

THAT'S IT, HUH?

NOTHIN' ELSE.

CAN'T BE SEEN WITH ME IN PUBLIC,

AFRAID YOUR BUDDIES
FROM THE MOSQUE

WILL CATCH US
AND REPORT YOU TO ALLAH?

HEY!

YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT IT, OK?

ABOUT MY RELIGION, ABOUT ME.

AND DON'T YOU EVER TAKE
GOD'S NAME IN VAIN

IN FRONT OF ME AGAIN, NOT
IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!

HOW CAN I KNOW
ANYTHING MORE ABOUT YOU?

YOU WON'T LET ME!

THAT'S WHAT
I'M TRYING TO CHANGE.

IT'S NOT LIKE THAT, JASE.

OK? IT CAN'T BE.

NOT WITH ME.

I'M SORRY.

ME TOO.

LISTEN, I'VE GOT TO GO.

BECAUSE YOU'RE PISSED OFF AT ME.

NO.

NO, IT'S JUST, UM...

I HAVE TO ATTEND A FUNERAL,
THAT'S ALL.

[* RAPPING IN BOSNIAN]

[SPEAKS ARABIC]

[PHONE RINGS]

YASSER? IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE
NIGHT, MAN. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

Yasser: TYLER, LISTEN.

I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED.

WHAT?

THEY WANT YOU TO TRANSFER

1O MILLION DOLLARS U.S.
BEFORE SUNRISE.

IF YOU DON'T DO THIS,
THEY SAY THAT I WILL BE KILLED.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
IS THIS SOME SORT OF JOKE?

TYLER, DON'T DO IT.

DON'T GIVE THEM ANY MONEY-- AH!

I WOULD ADVISE YOU
TO IGNORE YOUR FRIEND.

UNLESS YOU COMPLY WITH
OUR REQUESTS, WE WILL KILL HIM.

WHO THE HELL IS THIS?

I HAVE A BANK ROUTING NUMBER
AND AN ACCOUNT NUMBER.

UNLESS YOU WANT TO LOOK FOR
A PERMANENT SUBSTITUTE TEACHER,

I SUGGEST YOU WRITE THEM DOWN.

Russell: GAYLE.

GET IN.

SO...

WHAT DID YOU GET OUT OF OUR BOY?

NOT MUCH.

HE TOLD ME HE WENT DRIVING

AND...STOPPED AT SOME OVERLOOK.

SAW SOME VIEW OF THE CITY.

SCOUTING POSSIBLE TARGETS?

JESUS, I DON'T KNOW!

GAYLE, NEXT TIME,
YOU GET DETAILS.

WHAT PART OR PARTS OF L.A. WERE
THEY LOOKING AT SPECIFICALLY?

WHO WAS HE WITH?

OK, YEAH. I'LL JUST COME OUT
WITH, UH, "HEY, HONEY!"

"THE FBI'S GOT ME SPYING ON YOU

"SO YOU BETTER TELL ME
EVERYTHING OR ELSE!"

WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM YOURSELF?

I MEAN, YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO
BE WORKING TOGETHER, REMEMBER?

YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT.

THAT'S GOOD ADVICE.
THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO.

MEANWHILE [CLEARS THROAT]...

WE'VE GOT A FEMALE UNDERCOVER
TO WATCH YOUR BACK TONIGHT.

AT THAT ISLAMIC SISTERHOOD
MEETING WITH MINA.

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.
MM-MM.

ANYTHING THAT KEEPS
MINA DISTRACTED FROM DARWYN

IS GOOD FOR HIM

AND YOU, IF YOU WANNA KEEP
CUSTODY OF YOUR CHILD.

RIGHT.

"OF COURSE IN THE END, WHEN THEY
LET THEM FLY AWAY TOGETHER,

"OUR LAST GLIMPSE OF HER
SHOWS HER AT THE WINDOW,

"WATCHING THEM RECEDING
INTO THE SKY

"UNTIL THEY WERE
AS SMALL AS STARS."

JUST ONE MORE STORY.
PLEASE, MINA.

NO, NO. BRUSH YOUR TEETH,
GET INTO BED.

IF YOUR MOM GETS HOME
AND YOU TWO ARE STILL UP

I'M IN TROUBLE.

OK.

HEY, GUYS.

COME HERE.

YOU BOTH KNOW
I'M VERY FOND OF YOU, RIGHT?

WE LOVE YOU, MINA.

SURE WE DO.
YOU'RE, LIKE, TOTALLY COOL.

ALL RIGHT.

GO AND CLEAN UP FOR BED.

HEY, AND CODY? PUT TOOTHPASTE
ON YOUR BRUSH TONIGHT.

I'M GONNA SMELL YOUR BREATH
AFTERWARDS, MISTER.

[GRUNTING]

AAH! AAH!

WHO ARE YOU? ANSWER ME!

ARE YOU CIA?

***

[WOMAN SPEAKING SPANISH]

NOTHIN' YET.

JUST HAVE TO BE PATIENT.

WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE, MAN?
WHAT HAPPENED TO SAN ONOFRE?

I FUCKING HATE CEMETERIES, MAN.

THOSE HADITHS ABOUT HOW SINNERS
ARE TORMENTED IN THEIR GRAVES

SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

ANGELS WITH COPPER NAILS
SCRATCH THEIR FACES

AND PULL THEIR EYES OUT
FOR ETERNITY

WHILE THE WALLS OF THE GRAVE,
THEY CLOSE...

STAY FOCUSED.

WE HAVE AN IMPORTANT JOB TO DO.

THE CONTENTS OF THIS GRAVE
ARE OF GREAT VALUE TO US.

YOU FUCKING LIED TO ME,
DIDN'T YOU?

I'M SORRY, DARWYN,

BUT I WAS ONLY MAINTAINING
OPERATIONAL SECURITY.

THE SAME WAY YOU'VE BEEN DOING
ALL THIS TIME.

WHERE'S MINA?

WHY ISN'T SHE HERE?

SHE HAS HER OWN MISSION.

DISTURBING THE DEAD IS HARAM.

HE AIN'T GONNA COMPLAIN.

***

THIS IS ALPHA STATION
TO ALPHA REMOTE.

DO YOU HAVE EYES
ON THE ASSET AND THE TARGET?

[WHISPERS] CHECK.

COME ON IN, HONEY.
WE'RE MUSLIMS, NOT ALIENS.

[LAUGHTER]
Gayle: OH, I...

I WAS JUST SURPRISED TO SEE

THAT NOT ALL OF YOU ARE WEARING
THE HEADSCARF.

HI, GAYLE.

HI.

THE HIJAB IS ONLY
WHEN WE'RE OUT WITH STRANGE MEN.

COS WE MUSLIM WOMEN ARE JUST
TOO SEXY FOR OUR OWN GOOD.

OK, THEN. AS-SALAAMU ALAIKUM.
SISTERS.

WA-ALAYKUM AS-SALAAM.

I WANT TO WELCOME OUR NEW
PARTICIPANT TO OUR GATHERING.

GAYLE?

HI.

I REGRET TO INFORM YOU

THAT YOU ARE NOW TRAPPED
WITH THE MUSLIM FANATICS.

THERE'S NO WAY OUT.

JUST A LITTLE ISLAMOPHOBIA
HUMOR. I GOT A MILLION OF THEM.

BUT TONIGHT WE'RE HERE
TO DISCUSS SOMETHING SERIOUS.

PATIENCE
FOR THE AMERICAN MUSLIM WOMAN.

NOW, SISTER,
YOU WROTE THE E-MAIL

THAT PROMPTED
TONIGHT'S DISCUSSION TOPIC.

PLEASE SHARE.

AFTER 9/11, PEOPLE
WOULD LOOK AT ME AND STARE.

SOMETIMES I WANT TO STOP WEARING
MY HIJAB WHEN I GO OUT,

BUT I FEEL LIKE
I'D BE BETRAYING MY FAITH.

WHAT DOES IT SAY IN
THE HOLY QU'RAN ABOUT PATIENCE?

HMPH. FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK.

"O YE WHO BELIEVE,

"SEEK HELP WITH PATIENT
PERSEVERANCE AND PRAYER

"FOR ALLAH IS WITH
THOSE WHO PATIENTLY PERSEVERE."

***

Tyler: YASSER.

YASSER! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

YES, YES. THANKS TO YOU.

OH, MY GOD.

I THOUGHT YOU SUPPORTED
OUR SCHOOL!

I DO SUPPORT YOUR SCHOOL,
MR. GRANGE.

BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA
TEACH SCHOOL IN THE DESERT,

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO IT
OUR WAY.

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW
THAT I AM A FRIEND

OF THE CHIEF OF THE CRIMINAL
INVESTIGATIVE DEPARTMENT

OF THE YEMENI NATIONAL POLICE

AND I PLAN ON REPORTING
THIS CRIME TO HIM PERSONALLY.

AS YOUR NEW BUSINESS PARTNER,

I WOULD STRONGLY ADVISE
AGAINST DOING THAT.

IT'S BETTER YOUR SCHOOL
STANDS HERE GATHERING DUST

THAN IT BECOMES DUST.

ARE YOU THREATENING ME?

THERE ARE NO THREATS
IN ARABIA, TYLER.

JUST PROMISES.

THINK OF YOUR DONATION
AS AN ACT OF PHILANTHROPY.

MAYBE YOUR ACCOUNTANT CAN USE IT
AS A TAX WRITE-OFF.

[SPEAKS ARABIC]

***

[PHONE RINGS]

RUSSELL.

WAIT A MINUTE. A CEMETERY? WHAT
THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

***

PRIVATE MARIO ORTIZ WENT TO IRAQ
SEEKING GLORY.

BUT WHAT HE FOUND WAS
AN I.E.D. GUIDED BY GOD'S HAND.

HE WAS JUST A FOOT SOLDIER
FOLLOWING ORDERS.

IN ANOTHER LIFE,
I COULD'VE BEEN HIM.

THEN THANK ALLAH THAT YOUR
BOOK OF DESTINY WAS DIFFERENT.

CAN WE JUST GET THIS SHIT DONE?

AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE?

PLEASE?

ONE, TWO, THREE...

***

THE TOWNSPEOPLE,
THEY'RE STAYING AWAY.

THEY MUST HAVE HEARD THAT
THE BROTHERHOOD IS AGAINST US.

[CHATTER]

***

I STILL SAY WE SHOULD HAVE BLOWN
THAT DAMN SCHOOL UP.

WE TOOK 10 MILLION DOLLARS
OF HIS MONEY.

PUSH A MAN JUST FAR ENOUGH
AND YOU CAN GET WHAT YOU NEED

AND DECLARE VICTORY.

PUSH HIM TOO FAR

AND YOUR ARROGANCE WILL
TURN THAT VICTORY INTO DEFEAT.

AZIZ?

DID YOU GET THE MONEY I WIRED?

GOOD. NOW, HOW DO I
GET IN TO DISNEYLAND?

[PHONE KEYPAD BEEPS]

Darwyn: I'M NOT HERE,
LEAVE A MESSAGE.

DARWYN, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?

RUSSELL MADE ME
GO TO THIS MEETING WITH MINA

AND I'VE BEEN STUCK
WITH THE PSYCHO FOR HOURS.

THIS SELF-RIGHTEOUS BITCH TRIED
TO LECTURE ME ON MORALITY,

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

CALL ME AS SOON
AS YOU GET THIS, OK?

I LOVE YOU.

[SPEAKS IN BOSNIAN]

AIDA.

WHERE IS GOD'S PARADISE?

PARADISE IS IN THE SHADOW
OF THE SWORDS.

HOW IS MY ENGLISH NOW,
PROFESSOR VOISLAV?

YOUR BROTHER HAS BEEN
LOOKING FOR YOU,

ILIJA KORJENIC.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT? MY BROTHER IS DEAD.

MY WHOLE FAMILY IS DEAD.

YOUR BROTHER IS STILL ALIVE.

AND WE ARE YOUR FAMILY.

AS-SALAAMU ALAIKUM, ILIJA.

I'VE MISSED YOU, MY BROTHER.

THE CAUSE HAS MISSED YOU.

THEY SAID YOU WERE DEAD.

[LAUGHS]

YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW, MY
BROTHER. A MARTYR NEVER DIES.

[SPEAKS ARABIC]

DOESN'T EVEN LOOK
OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE.

BUT HE WAS OLD ENOUGH
TO KILL MUSLIMS IN IRAQ.

AND OLD ENOUGH TO DIE THERE.

[CRACKLING]

THIS, MY BROTHERS,

IS THE NEXT SEPTEMBER 11TH.

[* CLOSING THEME]

[* WOMAN SINGS IN ARABIC]

* IN THE GARDEN OF LOVE

* WHEN IT'S OVER THE TREES,
LET THE COOL BREEZE *

* WHEN THE BLOOD'S IN THE EAST
CHASE THE SHADOW OF THE BEAST *

* AND THE PROMISED HEAVEN
IS SELDOM BREACHED *

* AND THE GATES OF DARKNESS
CLOUD MY PEACE *

* I TRY TO FLY
WITHOUT THE WINGS *

* I TRY TO DANCE,
TO TAKE A CHANCE *

* INTOXICATE ME, YEAH, YEAH

* INTOXICATE ME, YEAH, YEAH

* INTOXICATE ME, YEAH, YEAH

[* SINGS IN ARABIC]