Sleeper Cell (2005–2006): Season 2, Episode 2 - Salesman - full transcript

FBI agent Darwyn Al-Sayeed must protect his cover and work with the terrorists to unmask their secret attack plan.

PREVIOUSLY ON SLEEPER CELL.

BUREAU IS OFFERING
A TEACHING JOB.

FBI ACADEMY?

DO YOU REMEMBER
BENITO VELASQUEZ?

CONVERTED IN PRISON,
STUDIED WITH LIBRARIAN.

Patrice Serxner: VELASQUEZ WAS
RELEASED A FEW MONTHS AGO.

Darwyn Al-Sayeed: SO YOU WANT ME
TO CHECK HIM OUT?

YOU ARE A TRUE BELIEVER
AND A LOYAL SOLDIER.

Darwyn: ANY NEWS ON
MY BUDDY, FARIK?

DID THEY BREAK HIM YET?

I'M GONNA TRY TO MAKE IT TO
CANADA. YOU CAN COME WITH ME.



I'M THE SHEIKH OF A GROUP OF
MUJAHEDIN WHOSE SOLE PURPOSE IS

TO AVENGE OUR DEFEAT
IN LOS ANGELES.

SALIM IS MY RIGHT HAND.
HE'S AN ENGINEER FROM IRAQ.

I'M MINA.

SINCE WHEN DO WE INVOLVE WOMEN
IN OUR OPERATIONS?

SINCE WHEN DO WE NOT?

WHY WOULD AN EX-CON

BE MEETING WITH
HIS PAROLE OFFICER,

WHEN HE'S SUPPOSE TO BE HIDING
FROM EVERY COP IN THE COUNTRY?

Man: WHAT COMMUNICATION
WE CAN GET FROM

WHOEVER IS ON THE OTHER END
OF THAT AUTHENTICATOR CARD,

THE HIGHER UP WE CAN MOVE IN
THE AL-QAEDA CHAIN OF COMMAND.

GET MY CASE AGENT BACK FROM THE
SEDAN AND LET'S GET FOCUSED.

LADIES, I DON'T HAVE...



OVER HERE.
PATRICE! PATRICE!

Man: WE NEED A NEW VISA.
IT SHOULD BE ME.

I WAS THE ONE WITH THE MOST
EXPERIENCE, HUH?

I CAN'T TAKE THAT JOB IN
QUANTICO, NOT YET.

FBI agent: IF SOMETHING HAPPENS,
IT'S GOING TO BE ALL OVER CNN.

[SCREAMING]

ALLAHU AKBAR.

***

[MAN SPEAKING ARABIC]

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

BROTHER OF HAKIM.

ALLAH HAS RETURNED
YOU TO US.

YOUR LOYALTY
HAS NOT GONE UNNOTICED.

AFTER BROTHER KHALID'S DEATH
YOU COULD HAVE DISAPPEARED,

BUT YOU HAVE DONE WELL KEEPING
HIS FOLLOWERS TOGETHER.

WE WILL NEED THEM.

AND WE WILL
NEED YOU AS WELL.

I THINK YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING
TOO MUCH MAD DOG 20/20, OLD MAN.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT.

OF COURSE YOU DON'T.

[SPEAKING ARABIC]

* CAN YOU FEEL THE BURNING? FEEL
THE TWISTING AND THE TURNING *

* CAN YOU FEEL
YOUR STOMACH CHURNING-- *

AGENT AL-SAYEED.

WARREN RUSSELL,
YOUR NEW CASE AGENT.

HOW OLD ARE YOU, MAN?
24, 25?

27, NEXT MONTH.

BUT I SPENT THE LAST
5 YEARS AT ITOS,

SO I HAVE BEEN DOING NOTHING BUT
COUNTER TERRORISM SINCE '01.

LISTEN, UM, I KNOW THAT
THING THAT HAPPENED

WITH YOUR FORMER CASE AGENT,

THAT MUST HAVE BEEN
QUITE A SHOCK.

AGENT SERXNER.
WHAT?

SHE HAD A NAME. PATRICE SERXNER.

AND IT WASN'T A THING
THAT HAPPENED TO HER,

SHE WAS MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD

ON THE FUCKING INTERNET.
DON'T DANCE AROUND...

NO, HEY, HEY.
OF COURSE NOT, OKAY?

JUST WANT TO SAY I'M SORRY.

THE BASE IS SENDING ME
INSTRUCTIONS

ON A MOVING WEB PAGE.

THE URLS ARE TRANSMITTED
ON ONE OF THESE.

NOW KHALID HAD
ONE OF THESE ON HIM.

THIS IS A NEW ONE.

I NEED YOU GET THE I.T. GUYS
AND CLONE THAT CHIP.

OKAY. THIS IS FROM
THE HOMELESS GUY?

YEAH. THERE'S ALSO
3 ADDRESSES HERE,

FOR DECOMMISSIONED
HOSPITALS IN L.A. COUNTY.

I'M SUPPOSE TO SECURE
ONE AS AN OPERATIONAL BASE.

WELL, YOU LET ME KNOW ONCE YOU
LOCK ONE OF THESE DOWN.

THEN WE'LL BLANKET THE PLACE
WITH VIDEO-AUDIO SURVEILLANCE.

OKAY. ANYTHING ELSE?

WHO'S EVER ON THE OTHER END
OF THAT THING,

THEY WANT ME TO GET AN FIM-92B.

SHOULDER-LAUNCH
SURFACE-TO-AIR MISSILE.

THEY WANT YOU TO
SHOOT DOWN A PLANE?

IT'S TOO EARLY TO TELL.
BESIDES, THE BIG PROBLEM IS,

EVERYONE IN THE INTELLIGENCE
COMMUNITY, THEY ALL KNOW

HOW HARD THE USG HAS CLAMPED
DOWN ON LIVE STINGERS.

SO?
SO, THIS MAY BE A TEST,

AND I DON'T WANNA PASS.

I MANAGE TO COME UP WITH
A LEGIT FIM-92B,

I'M EITHER THE LUCKIEST
TERRORIST ON THE PLANET OR...

A GOVERNMENT AGENT.
RIGHT, RIGHT, GOT IT, OKAY.

SO, WHAT DO YOU DO?

SEE IF YOU CAN HELP ME OUT
WITH A RUSSIAN SA-7 GRAIL

OR A SA-18 GROUSE MANPAD.

KEEP MY CREDIBILITY INTACT,

SHOW HIM I COULD STILL DELIVER
THE GOODS

BUT IT WON'T BLOW MY COVER.

OKAY.

RUSSIAN MAN-PORTABLE
SURFACE-TO-AIR MISSILE.

JESUS. TOO BAD I JUST SENT
MY LAST ONE OUT.

[CLEARS THROAT]
THAT'S IT?

THEN WE GOT TO STEP UP
OPERATIONAL SECURITY

AND CHANGE THE
MEETING PLACE.

THE HOMELESS GUY,
HE KNOWS WHERE I'M LIVING.

HE COULD EASILY BE UP
ON THIS LOCATION TOO.

RIGHT. OKAY, GOT IT.

ALL RIGHT. WELL,
WE'LL BE IN TOUCH.

OH, AND HEY, DARWYN,
LOOK, MAN...

I KNOW HOW THIS
GOES, OKAY?

MY JOB IS TO CONTROL THE U.C.
AND CONTROL THE CASE

BUT WE BOTH KNOW YOU'RE THE ONE
RUNNING THIS OPERATION, RIGHT?

AND THE REAL REASON
THE DIRECTOR BROUGHT ME IN

IS BECAUSE EVERYBODY IN THE L.A.
OFFICE THINKS THIS JOB IS CURSED

BUT YOU AND I,

WE'RE GOING TO
PROVE THEM WRONG.

***

[BUZZER]

[LOCK CLANKING]

AS-SALAAM ALAIKUM.

ALAIKUM AS-SALAAM.

I'M LIEUTENANT HAYAT.

I'M A MUSLIM CHAPLAIN.

ALLAH HAVE MERCY ON YOU.

AND YOU AS WELL.

BROTHER...

WILL YOU PRAY WITH ME?

I'VE BEEN AUTHORIZED TO LEAD YOU
IN SALAT AL-JUMA.

COME ON. I'LL UNDO
YOUR SHACKLES, HUH?

* WHEN THE PISTOLS POP-POP
PEOPLE DROP AROUND HERE *

* AND EVEN TACO TOM
GETTING POPPED AROUND HERE *

* PISTOL PACK, SIP JACK,
AIN'T MUCH TO DO AROUND HERE *

* IT AIN'T MY FAULT MY MAMA MADE
US MOVE AROUND HERE *

* IF YOU AIN'T NEVER BEEN
TO THE GHETTO, MAN *

* DON'T EVER COME
TO THE GHETTO, MAN *

* I TELL 'EM EVERYWHERE,
ANYWHERE WHAT WAS REALLY GOOD *

* MY, MY HOOD

* I TELL 'EM EVERYWHERE,
ANYWHERE WHAT WAS REALLY GOOD *

* MY, MY HOOD

* YO, WE'RE STANDIN' IN THE
BATTLEFIELD, THE SACRED LAND *

* WHILE THE BIBLE'S
IN THE RIGHTFUL SIGHTS *

* OF PEOPLE IN REMAND

* I GOT MORE HABITS THAN
THE AVERAGE MAN *

* MANAGE TO PLAN, RECIPROCATE
THE PAIN AND MAINTAIN A STAND *

* THIS WORM IS A PILLAR
WITH THE PATIENCE OF A LIFER *

* MAKE SURE THE FLOW IS REAL
LIKE JERUSALEM AND HAIFA *

* WITHOUT THESE RHYMES I
WOULDN'T HAVE MADE IT PAST 16 *

* I'M ASKING IF THE TIME IS
RIGHT TO TAKE OFF THE MASKING *

* I'M TIRED OF SMILING
IN THE FACES OF FAKE PEOPLE *

* YOU KNOW THOSE FOLKS WHO STILL
CAN'T BELIEVE WE ALL EQUAL *

* BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY, NO,
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU FEEL *

* 'CAUSE WHEN YOU THINK
ILL THOUGHTS *

* THAT'S WHEN YOU
KILL YOUR SKILL *

* BUT GOD KNOW WHAT
HE DO, WHAT HE CREATE *

* GOD KNOW WHAT HE DO,
WHAT HE CREATE *

* GOD KNOW
WHAT HE DO, WHAT HE CREATE *

* GOD KNOW WHAT HE DO,
WHAT HE CREATE... *

[RAP CONTINUES, INDISTINCT]

SO, WHO'S THE GUY?

OKAY, HIS NAME'S SARAB HASSANI,
HE'S A PAKISTANI NATIONAL.

HE USED TO SELL ARMS
TO THE MUJAHEDIN

AGAINST THE SOVIETS IN
AFGHANISTAN.

HE'S LIVING IN L.A. NOW
AND OUR INFORMANTS SAY

THAT HE'S BACK AT WORK,
BROKERING DEALS FOR TERRORISTS.

NOW, ITOS HAS AN OPEN
INVESTIGATION ON THIS GUY

AND THEY'RE LOOKING
TO DO A STING.

SO, HE SELLS YOU THE MISSILES,
THEY PICK HIM UP,

EVERYONE'S HAPPY.
NO WAY.

IT'S TOO RISKY.

THERE ARE AGENTS EVERYWHERE,
CAMERAS, RECORDING DEVICES,

IT COULD BLOW THE ENTIRE
OPERATION.

WELL, THE DECISION'S ALREADY
BEEN MADE FROM ON HIGH.

SO, I'M SORRY, THERE'S JUST
NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT NOW.

RUSSELL, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
HAVE MY BACK, MAN,

NOT TRY AND LOAN ME OUT
TO OTHER CASES.

FUCK.

OKAY.

HOW DO I FIND HASSANI?

HOW IS SAMIA?

Hayat: SAMIA?

MY WIFE.

SHE'S IN U.S. CUSTODY. I THOUGHT
PERHAPS YOU SPOKE WITH HER.

HOW MANY MUSLIM CHAPLAINS
CAN THE U.S. POSSIBLY HAVE?

WE COULD ALWAYS USE MORE.

I COULD PROBABLY LOCATE
HER FOR YOU,

BUT YOU HAVE TO
DO YOUR PART AS WELL.

AND HELP THE AMERICANS?

IF THEY CAN'T GET
ANYTHING FROM YOU HERE,

THEY WON'T HESITATE
TO SEND YOU OVERSEAS,

WHERE THE INTERROGATORS
WON'T BE SO HUMANE.

ONCE YOU ARE OUT OF AMERICAN
HANDS, I CAN'T HELP YOU.

I HAVE A DEATH SENTENCE
WAITING FOR ME IN SAUDI ARABIA.

DON'T GIVE THEM REASON
TO SEND YOU AWAY.

NOTHING GOOD CAN COME OF IT.

Darwyn: I'VE BEEN IN
COMMUNICATION

WITH OUR SENIOR BROTHERS.

THEY WANT EVERYTHING
RUNNING SMOOTHLY

AS IF NOTHING EVER HAPPENED
TO KHALID.

Darwyn: WE HAVE NO TIME
TO WASTE.

THEIR JUDGMENT WOULD
BE UPON US VERY SOON.

BENNY, I NEED YOU
AND MINA TO SECURE

A NEW BASE OF OPERATIONS.

THERE ARE 3 DECOMMISSIONED
HOSPITALS ON THAT PLAN.

I THINK I'VE GOT AN IDEA OF
HOW WE CAN RENT ONE OUT

FOR A FEW MONTHS.

SALIM...

YOU'RE RIDING WITH ME.

***

HEY, DARWYN. BLACK GUY
AND ARAB GUY DRIVING AROUND L.A.

WHO DO YOU THINK THE COPS
WOULD RODNEY KING FIRST?

YOU GOT ME.

WELL, IN THE U.K. THEY
ALWAYS GO AFTER THE PAKI.

PAKI?

I THOUGHT YOUR FAMILY
WAS FROM IRAQ.

NO, IT DON'T MATTER.
I'M STILL A FUCKIN' PAKI TO 'EM.

DO THEY CALL YOU THAT
TO YOUR FACE?

ALL THE TIME.

ONCE, BACK IN SECONDARY SCHOOL,
I GOT INTO AN ARGUMENT

WITH A MATE OF MINE AND I DON'T
EVEN KNOW WHAT IT WAS ABOUT.

AS HE TURNED AWAY,

I HEARD HIM SAY
UNDER HIS BREATH...

"BLOODY PAKI."

SO I SHOVED HIM
TO THE GROUND.

AS HE'S LYING THERE,
I THINK TO MYSELF

THERE'S SO MANY WAYS I CAN HAVE
THIS FUCKING GUY RIGHT NOW.

WHAT WOULD HE REMEMBER MOST?

BROKEN BONES HEAL, RIGHT?

BUT TEETH...

TEETH DON'T GROW BACK.

SO I USED MY BEST PENALTY KICK
AND I KNOCKED OUT 3 IN ONE GO.

***

IS THIS YOUR FRONT?

FRONT?

THIS IS THE FINEST HALAL
BUTCHER SHOP IN AMERICA.

I COULD RETIRE FROM THE
PROFITS ON MY SHOP ALONE

BUT I HAVE
A LEGACY TO UPHOLD.

YEAH, I HEARD YOU HELPED TAKE
DOWN THE SOVIETS IN AFGHANISTAN.

I DID MORE THAN HELP.

I WON THE WAR
FOR THE MUJAHEDIN.

WITHOUT HASSANI, THEY WOULD
HAVE HAD NO GRENADES,

NO MACHINE GUNS,

NOT TO MENTION TANKS.

THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.

WHEN I OPENED MY BUTCHER
SHOP IN THE U.S.,

I THOUGHT I LEFT THE
ARMS BUSINESS BEHIND,

BUT ISLAM IS UNDER ATTACK,
THE WORLD IS AT WAR,

AND ONE CANNOT FIGHT A WAR
WITHOUT THE PROPER WEAPONS.

THAT IS WHY HASSANI HAS
COME OUT OF RETIREMENT

TO OFFER HIS SERVICES.

I'M GONNA NEED SOME VERY, UH,
SPECIALIZED EQUIPMENT.

NO PROBLEM, I'LL HAVE IT
TO YOU IN 48 HOURS.

YOU REALIZE I'M TALKING ABOUT
A SURFACE-TO-AIR MISSILE, RIGHT?

OF COURSE. I STILL HAVE
CONTACTS IN THE ARMS WORLD

THAT BELIEVE IN
THE RIGHT PATH.

I WILL NOT LIE TO YOU.

THE MISSILE WILL BE EXPENSIVE
TO OBTAIN, BUT HASSANI CAN.

I'LL NEED 10% IN CASH UP FRONT.

BRING IT TOMORROW
OR THE DEAL IS OFF.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

MS. BISHOP?
YEAH.

HI, I'M WARREN RUSSELL
WITH THE FBI.

I'M A COLLEAGUE OF
DARWYN AL-SAYEED'S.

HI.
HI.

DARWYN'S NOT HERE.
OH, I KNOW, I KNOW.

DID ANYTHING
HAPPEN TO HIM?

OH GOSH, NO, NO.
NO, HE'S FINE. HE'S FINE.

NO, I'M ACTUALLY HERE
TO SEE YOU. MAY I COME IN?

YEAH, YEAH.
THANK YOU.

COME IN.

COME THROUGH HERE.

SIT DOWN.
THANK YOU.

OH, SORRY.
OH, THAT'S--

THAT'S OKAY.
SORRY.

I'M JUST CATCHING UP
ON SOME PAPERWORK

THAT INVOLVES YOUR RELATIONSHIP
WITH SPECIAL AGENT AL-SAYEED.

WHAT, YOU GUYS ARE NOT GOING
TO ALLOW US TO DATE ANYMORE?

IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS.
NO, BUT THIS IS, THIS IS AN NDA.

NON-DISCLOSURE AGREEMENT.
FOR YOU TO SIGN.

SO YOU'RE THE ONLY CIVILIAN
THAT HAS ANY KNOWLEDGE

OF AGENT AL-SAYEED'S
UNDERCOVER WORK.

SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND
WHY WE WOULD WANT TO SAFEGUARD

AGAINST ANY INFORMATION LEAKS.

OH, WELL, I WOULD NEVER SAY
ANYTHING TO ANYBODY.

OF COURSE NOT, I UNDERSTAND.
ALL THE SAME, THOUGH,

WE GOT TO HAVE IT IN WRITING,
SO, YOU KNOW,

JUST PUT YOUR SIGNATURE
ON THE LAST PAGE THERE.

THIS IS JUST A WRITTEN GUARANTEE
THAT YOU WON'T REVEAL ANYTHING

THAT YOU KNOW ABOUT
AGENT AL-SAYEED'S ACTIVITIES.

YOU WILL BE SUBJECT TO
CRIMINAL PROSECUTION IF YOU DO.

WHAT--PROSECUTION?

MM-HM. BUT THERE IS NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT,

NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
UNLESS YOU PLAN TO GO ON

OPRAH OR SOMETHING.

HA!

JUST ON THE BOTTOM THERE.
OH, OKAY. OH, HERE.

Woman: OKAY, WATCH YOUR
STEP RIGHT HERE.

SEE, AFTER THE QUAKE IN '94,

A LOT OF THESE BUILDINGS
FAILED INSPECTION

AND SOME COMPANIES FELT
IT WAS EASIER TO JUST MOVE

THAN TO TRY TO, YOU KNOW,
RETROFIT THE WHOLE STRUCTURE.

BUT NOW IT'S THE PERFECT
LOCATION FOR YOUR HORROR MOVIE.

DON'T YOU THINK?

YEAH.
YEAH?

OKAY, SO WHAT'S IT CALLED?
BECAUSE I LOVE SCARY MOVIES.

IT'S, UH, IT'S CALLED KILL TEAM.

IT'S SORT OF
A HORROR/ACTION FLICK.

THAT'S THE WORKING TITLE.

YEAH. IT'S ABOUT HOW THE
GOVERNMENT'S BEEN GENETICALLY

ALTERING SOLDIERS TO BECOME
ELITE KILLING MACHINES.

THE ONLY TROUBLE IS
THEY DID TOO GOOD OF A JOB.

SO WHEN THE CIA COMES IN
AND TRY TO TAKE 'EM OUT,

TRIES TO EXECUTE 'EM,
THEY COME BACK TO LIFE.

AND WHO DO THEY GO FOR WHEN THEY
WAKE UP IN THE MORGUE? HUH?

THE NURSES.

OH!
YEAH.

COULD WE SEE THE ROOF?

NO PROBLEM, JUST FOLLOW ME.

Hassani: YOU ARE SURE
YOU DON'T WANT SOME RUGS?

PERSIAN, ANATOLIAN,
WHATEVER YOU LIKE.

I CAN GET YOU
GENUINE SEIRAFIAN.

NO, I'M FINE, DAD.

YOU'LL NEVER FIND A WIFE
IF YOU DON'T LEARN TO DECORATE.

SHOW PEOPLE YOU HAVE TASTE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T HAVE DRIVEN
ALL THE WAY OUT HERE

JUST TO VISIT.

A FATHER CAN'T MISS
HIS OWN SON?

COME ON, DAD,
WHAT IS IT?

IS THE SHOP OKAY?

SO-SO.

[HELICOPTER PASSING OVERHEAD]

EVERYBODY IS
A VEGETARIAN NOW.
YEAH.

MAYBE I'LL SELL
IT SOON.

BUT YOU LOVE THAT SHOP.

HOW ELSE CAN I PAY FOR
RETIREMENT? I'M IN DEBT.

HOW MUCH?
HOW MUCH?

IT'S NOT YOUR WORRY.

I HAVE DECIDED TO GO BACK
TO THE OLD BUSINESS.

NO. NO, DAD. DAD.

I'M A U.S. MARINE.

I DON'T EVEN WANT
TO HEAR IT.

JUST ONE DEAL, ONE DEAL,
AND I CAN RETIRE.

VISIT MY SON. ONE DAY MAYBE
EVEN SEE MY GRANDCHILDREN.

I DON'T EVEN WANT
TO HEAR IT.

RUSSIAN SA-18 GROUSE
SURFACE-TO-AIR MISSILE.

ARE YOU OUT OF
YOUR FUCKING MIND?

IT'S FOR A COLLECTOR.

BIG ESTATE IN ARIZONA.

TO MOUNT ABOVE
THE FIREPLACE.

HE'LL NEVER USE IT.
IT'S FINE.

IT'S FINE?
IT'S FUCKING ILLEGAL.

AND IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. WHERE THE
HELL ARE YOU GOING TO GET

SOMETHING LIKE THAT, ANYHOW?

I THOUGHT MAYBE
YOU COULD HELP ME.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT YOU ARE ASKING ME?

I KNOW THE U.S. MILITARY HAS
STOCKPILES OF FOREIGN WEAPONS.

OH, YOU HAVE
COMPLETELY LOST IT.

DO YOU KNOW, I ALMOST DIDN'T
PASS MY BACKGROUND CHECK

BECAUSE OF YOU
AND YOUR FUCKED-UP PAST?

AND NOW YOU'RE HERE
AND THREATENING MY CAREER

ALL OVER AGAIN.

WHAT I SHOULD DO IS PICK UP THE
PHONE AND REPORT YOU TO THE FBI.

PLEASE, OMAR...

FOR YOUR FATHER.

I'LL NEVER ASK ANYTHING
OF YOU AGAIN.

I HAVE WORK TO DO.

YOU CAN LET YOURSELF OUT.

FOR YOUR SAKE AND MINE,

THIS CONVERSATION
NEVER HAPPENED.

WHAT'S COOKING?
OH-HO!

MACARONI AND CHEESE
WITH SLICED HOT DOGS

IN HONOR OF OUR LAST NIGHT
IN AMERICA.

I'M SURE YOU'LL MAKE IT
TASTE GOOD.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

HEY!
WHERE DID YOU GET IT?

FROM A BACKPACKER DOWN
THE TRAIL. SOME GERMAN GUY.

IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT.

WHAT IF A COP SAW YOU
BUYING DRUGS?

WHAT IF THAT WAS A COP
SELLING IT TO YOU?

COME ON, IT'S JUST POT.

IT'S ENOUGH TO GET US ARRESTED

AND IT'S ENOUGH TO FUCK
EVERYTHING UP

AND WE'RE 5 MILES FROM
THE CANADIAN BORDER. SHIT.

JESUS, ILIJA.

SEE, THIS IS
THE KIND OF PARANOIA

THE U.S. GOVERNMENT
PUTS INTO PEOPLE. YES.

U.S. GOVERNMENT, CORPORATIONS,
THE CHURCH,

THEY ARE ALL OUT TO CONTROL YOU
THROUGH FEAR.

WE'RE JUST HAVING A GOOD TIME.
WE'RE NOT HURTING ANYBODY.

THAT FEAR SPOILS EVERYTHING.

BUT YOU DON'T HAVE
TO BUY INTO IT.

I DON'T.
COME ON, GET HIGH WITH ME.

ONE LAST CHANCE TO TELL THIS
COUNTRY TO KISS YOUR ASS

BEFORE WE LEAVE.

OH...

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
HELP ME PACK UP.

WE'RE LEAVING.
WHAT?

YOU PUT US IN DANGER.
WE HAVE TO GO.

YOU'RE CRAZY.
NO!

JUST DRIVEN BY FEAR.

GOT THE BEST DRY CLEANER
IN THE CITY

SO THE BILLS
ARE UNTRACEABLE.

VERY GOOD.

WHO'S YOUR ASSOCIATE?

MY BACKUP.

CARRYING TEN GRAND IN CASH
IS RISKY BUSINESS.

WE'RE STILL ON SCHEDULE?

THIS IS A VERY HARD-TO-FIND
PIECE YOU ASKED FOR.

MY SOURCES IN CALIFORNIA ARE
TEMPORARILY SOLD OUT.

YOU'RE SOLD OUT?
BUT...

I HAVE ANOTHER SOURCE WHO WILL
SHIP THEM IN FROM OUT OF STATE,

ESPECIALLY FOR HASSANI.

THERE MAY BE SMALL DELAY BUT
THEY WILL BE HERE VERY SOON.

YOU HAVE MY WORD.

YOUR LAST WORD WAS 48 HOURS.

RELAX, HASSANI WON THE WAR
FOR THE AFGHANS.

HE WILL WIN THE WAR FOR YOU.

REMEMBER, THE BEST PRODUCTS
ALWAYS TAKE A BIT LONGER.

MY SUIT, 8 MONTHS.

MR. DARWYN, A GIFT FOR YOU.

OUR MOST SELECT HALAL
LAMB CHOPS.

THE FINEST IN THE COUNTRY.
GRILL THEM UP, YOU WILL SEE.

HASSANI DOES NOT LIE.

I MADE SOME INQUIRIES FOR YOU
ABOUT YOUR WIFE.

AND I FLOATED THE IDEA OF
A MEETING BETWEEN YOU AND HER.

AND?

THEY SAY THEY WOULD CONSIDER IT
IF YOU'LL FINALLY COOPERATE.

BROTHER, REMEMBER WHAT
THE HOLY QU'RAN SAYS.

REPEL EVIL WITH
THAT WHICH IS BETTER,

THEN YOUR ENEMY WILL BECOME
YOUR TRUSTED FRIEND.

MY WIFE IS INNOCENT.

SHE'S DONE NOTHING.

LISTEN, THE PROSPECT
OF SEEING HER AGAIN

WOULD HAVE BEEN
UNTHINKABLE A MONTH AGO.

NOW IT'S A REAL
POSSIBILITY.

THIS IS A VICTORY FOR YOU,
SEIZE IT.

[ROARS]

[SHRIEKING]

THERE WAS A CONTINGENCY
PLAN IN PLACE.

IF WE EVER NEEDED TO HIDE OUT
OR FLEE THE COUNTRY.

THE YMCA IN HOPE STREET,
DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES, LOCKER 67.

YOU WILL FIND
EVERYTHING IN THERE.

[SPEAKING ARABIC]

[SOBBING]

***

HI, MOM.

LISTEN, JANET,
THE KIDS JUST GOT HOME.

I WILL SEE YOU AT THE BENEFIT.

OKAY, BYE.

YOU TOOK THEM SHOPPING?

I THOUGHT YOU SAID THEY COULD
USE NEW OUTFITS.

YOU GOT THEM TO SIT STILL
LONG ENOUGH TO TRY ON CLOTHES?

WELL, I BRIBED THEM
WITH BEN & JERRY'S.

MINA LET ME HAVE
A BROWNIE SUNDAE.

I KNOW.
YOU HATE THOSE, DON'T YOU?

I HAD LOW-FAT
FROZEN YOGURT.

LENNY ROSEN'S MOM SAYS
ICE CREAM GIVES YOU HIPS.

THEY HAD A GREAT SALE
IN BURBERRY'S.

I GOT A KILT FOR DAKOTA

AND A NOVA CHECK BUTTON-DOWN
AND KHAKIS FOR CODY.

THAT IS TOO CUTE.

IS THAT EVERYTHING, THEN,
MRS. ROSSMAN?

OH. YOU'RE NOT COMING WITH US
TONIGHT?

COME ON, MINA.
IT'S GOING TO BE SO BORING.

PLEASE.

I CAN'T.

I HAVE A DATE.

OOH!
WHO'S THE LUCKY GUY?

WELL, IT'S MORE LIKE A FIRST
MEETING. COFFEE. WE MET ONLINE.

BE CAREFUL, MINA, THERE'S A LOT
OF PSYCHOS ON THE INTERNET.

I WILL. THANK YOU.

Mina: THERE ARE SECURE STORAGE
FACILITIES, MEETING ROOMS,

PLENTY OF BEDS
IF YOU NEED TO SLEEP HERE.

THERE IS ALSO A COURTYARD
ENTRANCE HIDDEN FROM THE STREET

WHERE WE CAN LOAD
AND UNLOAD CARGO.

AND THE ROOFTOP,
IT'S VERY DEFENSIBLE.

WE CAN MAKE A LAST STAND
THERE IF NEED BE.

HOLD OFF AUTHORITIES
FOR HOURS, MAYBE DAYS.

THESE LAMB CHOPS ARE
THE SHIT, MAN.

AT LEAST HASSANI IS
GOOD FOR SOMETHING.

HEY, BOSS.

YOU KNOW WHAT
YOUR BOYS DOES

AFTER HE LEAVES
THE BUTCHER SHOP?

DON'T REALLY CARE, AS LONG AS
HE GETS US THE GOODS.

DRIVES A CAB.

HOW MANY ARMS DEALERS DO YOU
KNOW WHO DRIVE A FUCKING CAB?

HOW MANY HOLY WARRIORS
DO YOU KNOW

WHO WORK AS NANNIES,

OR RUN A GROCERY STORE
IN EAST L.A.?

HMM?

IT'S CALLED A COVER.

AND, INSHALLAH,
YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD ONE.

FOLLOWING HIM AROUND AT NIGHT,
HE'S PROBABLY MADE YOU ALREADY.

LET THIS BE A LESSON
TO ALL OF YOU.

WE CANNOT AFFORD ANY MISTAKES.

UNDERSTOOD?

YOU TOO BUSY TO
RETURN MY CALL?

MR. DARWYN, PLEASE.

WHERE ARE MY GOODS?

GOODS, BADS, INDIFFERENT.
IT IS COMING, MY FRIEND.

JUST SOME DELAYS, VERY SMALL.

I WORK NONSTOP TO
GET THEM FOR YOU.

I KNOW YOU WORK NONSTOP IN THIS
CAB TILL 2 IN THE MORNING.

HOW THE FUCK DOES
THAT HELP ME?

I...
HOW?!

I AM LEGITIMATE, I SWEAR.

SHIT! WHO'S YOUR SOURCE?

WHO'S SUPPLYING THE MATERIAL?

I CAN'T TELL YOU.
THESE MEN ARE VERY POWERFUL.

THEY WILL KILL ME.
I OUGHTA KILL YOU RIGHT NOW.

IF YOU KILL ME THEN YOU WILL
NEVER GET YOUR WEAPON, OKAY.

IT'LL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.
NO! NO, PLEASE! PLEASE.

I--I NEED TO MAKE THE SALE.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU BEING
A BIG-TIME ARMS DEALER?

I WAS. AMERICANS HELPED
MAKE ME RICH.

SO, I TAKE MY FAMILY TO U.S.,
OPENED A LEGITIMATE BUSINESS.

BUT THINGS DON'T WORK OUT
THE WAY I PLAN.

WE WERE WEALTHY IN PAKISTAN,
WE'RE POOR IN AMERICA.

I WAS AN IMPORTANT
PERSON, MR. DARWYN.

NOW I DRIVE A TAXI
AND SELL LAMB CHOPS

BECAUSE THAT IS ALL
I CAN DO IN THIS COUNTRY.

THIS IS NOT HASSANI.

I CAN HELP YOU.

PLEASE, JUST GIVE
ME THE CHANCE.

FUCK. FUCK.

MY CONTACTS
ARE STILL GOOD.

MY--MY SON, HE IS A U.S. MARINE,
VERY HIGH RANK.

HE'S GETTING THE
MISSILE FOR ME.

YOU WILL HAVE IT,
I SWEAR.

I JUST NEED A LITTLE
MORE TIME, PLEASE.

* WHAT ISN'T CRIME
IS LIKE WHAT ISN'T RHYME *

* SO PASS THE JOINT--

[RAP CONTINUES, INDISTINCT]

HE'S A DUD, A FRAUD.
HE IS A CON ARTIST.

DID YOU EVEN CHECK
INTO THIS GUY?

WHAT?

INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM
OPERATION SECTION

SENT HIM TO US.

DID YOU CHECK HIM OUT
PERSONALLY?

LOOK, RUSSELL,
THE WAY THIS WORKS

IS YOU'RE MY LAST LINE
OF DEFENSE.

WHY DIDN'T YOU CHECK INTO
THIS GUY'S BACKGROUND?

HE CLAIMS HIS SON CAN SLIP
HIM AN SA-18, NO PROBLEM.

DOES THAT SOUND
CREDIBLE TO YOU?

OUR INFORMANT SAID HE'S STILL
A BIG-TIME ARMS DEALER.

YOUR INFORMANTS ARE GIVING YOU
BULLSHIT INFORMATION

AND WE'RE THE ONES
GETTING FUCKED.

MAYBE 20 YEARS AGO
THIS GUY WAS A PLAYER

BUT THESE DAYS HE'S LIVING
IN A FANTASY WORLD.

YOU'LL BE LUCKY IF HE CAN BUY
A FUCKING HANDGUN.

WHY THE HELL DID HASSANI AGREE
TO BROKER A DEAL FOR YOU, THEN?

THIS POOR MOTHERFUCKER
STILL THINKS

HE CAN GET BACK
IN THE GAME.

EVERY DAY THAT GOES BY
WITHOUT THAT MISSILE,

I'M LOSING CREDIBILITY.

BUT, HEY, EVEN IF HASSANI
ISN'T THE REAL DEAL,

MAYBE WE CAN TURN HIM
INTO THE REAL DEAL.

[DOOR SLAMS]

YOU'VE GOT
TWO MINUTES.

STICK TO ENGLISH
OR WE'LL CUT YOU OFF QUICKER

THAN YOU CAN BLINK.

SAMIA.

SAMIA, HOW ARE THEY
TREATING YOU?

I'M FINE. THEY
HAVEN'T MISTREATED ME.

I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN
A LAWYER YET.

WHY HASN'T SHE SEEN A LAWYER?
SHE'S DONE NOTHING.

Samia: ONLY YOU
CAN HELP US.

I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO ASMAD
IN MONTHS.

THEY WON'T TELL ME WHERE SHE IS.

I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T CARE
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU,

BUT OUR FAMILY
HAS BEEN DESTROYED.

YOU HAVE TO BE
STRONG, SAMIA.

Samia: THINK OF OUR DAUGHTER.

SHE'S JUST A CHILD.
IMAGINE WHAT THEY CAN DO TO HER.

DON'T LET THEM USE OUR DAUGHTER
AS A BARGAINING CHIP.

SHE LIVES IN ANOTHER COUNTRY.
THEY CAN'T TOUCH HER.

ALLAH WILL PROTECT HER.

YOU'RE HER FATHER. YOU SHOULD BE
THE ONE PROTECTING HER.

IF YOU HAD MARTYRED YOURSELF
ON THAT DAY,

AT LEAST WE COULD BE
IN MOURNING.

[SOBBING] BUT NOW WE ARE LOST.

I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S DAY
OR IF IT'S NIGHT.

THEY KEEP ASKING ME QUESTIONS
I CAN'T ANSWER.

ONLY YOU CAN STOP THIS.

SAMIA, YOU'RE LETTING THEM
POISON YOU.

SAMIA, LOOK AT ME.

LOOK AT ME, LOOK IN MY EYES.

DID YOU EVER THINK YOU WOULD BE
LOOKING AT MY FACE AGAIN?

NO.

NO, IT'S TRUE. I DIDN'T.

10 SECONDS, SAY GOODBYE.

BE BRAVE, SAMIA.

Cop: TIME'S UP.

SHE'S A GOOD-LOOKING WOMAN.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT SHE SEES IN YOU.

SO YOUR FATHER
EXPLICITLY STATED TO YOU

THAT HE INTENDED ON COMMITTING
A FEDERAL OFFENSE,

ONE THAT COULD ENDANGER
THE LIVES OF HUNDREDS,

EVEN THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE AND
YOU FELT NO NEED TO REPORT IT?

YOU DON'T KNOW MY FATHER
LIKE I DO.

THERE IS NO WAY HE COULD GET HIS
HANDS ON A SA-18 MANPAD.

SO WHY WOULD I SEND MY OWN
FATHER TO PRISON

FOR SOME CRIME
HE COULDN'T POSSIBLY COMMIT?

BECAUSE WE'RE POST-9/11,
SERGEANT,

AND WE CAN'T AFFORD
TO TAKE ANY CHANCES.

NOBODY IS TAKING
ANY CHANCES, HE'S HARMLESS.

HE LIKES TO TALK.

HE DOES MORE THAN TALK.

WE HAVE SWORN STATEMENTS
FROM ASSOCIATES OF YOUR FATHER

WHO DESCRIBE HIM AS AN ACTIVE
PLAYER FURNISHING WEAPONS

TO KNOWN TERRORISTS.

THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

HE RUNS A BUTCHER SHOP ALL DAY.
HE DRIVES A CAB ALL NIGHT.

HAVE YOU EVER EVEN SEEN HIM
SELLING A WEAPON TO ANYONE?

I'M NOT AT LIBERTY TO ADDRESS
THAT, BUT I WILL TELL YOU THIS--

UNDER THE PATRIOT ACT,

JUST BEING WILLING
TO ABET TERRORIST ACTIVITY

IS ENOUGH TO WARRANT
HEAVY CRIMINAL PROSECUTION.

SO, SERGEANT, BY ALLOWING
YOUR FATHER TO PURSUE

HIS TERRORIST ACTIVITIES,

YOU'VE TURNED YOURSELF
INTO AN ACCOMPLICE.

WHICH CAN MEAN COURT-MARTIAL
AND PRISON TIME.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

I SERVED IN IRAQ.

THE ONLY WAY THAT
YOU CAN HELP YOUR FATHER,

AND YOURSELF,

IS BY HELPING US.

***

I'M HEADING EAST BEFORE I CROSS
THROUGH THE MOUNTAINS.

THE BORDER IS UNPROTECTED
OUT THERE.

AFTER YOU CROSS OVER,
MEET ME AT THE WAY POINT

I PROGRAMMED INTO THE GPS.

WHEN WILL YOU
GET THERE?

WAIT AT THE MEETING PLACE
FROM 10:00 TO MIDNIGHT.

IF I DON'T SHOW UP
THE FIRST NIGHT,

COME BACK TO THE COORDINATES
EVERY NIGHT FOR A WEEK.

I DON'T MAKE IT BY THEN,

I'VE EITHER BEEN CAPTURED
OR EATEN BY A BEAR.

EITHER WAY...

GO BACK TO LOS ANGELES

AND FORGET ANY OF THIS
EVER HAPPENED.

EASY FOR YOU TO SAY.

I'LL SEE YOU IN A FEW DAYS.

WE'LL CELEBRATE IN CANADA.

[POLICE RADIO]

IT'S CLEAN.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO AND GET THIS
TO THE TRANSLATION TEAM

RIGHT AWAY.

IS IT TRUE?
YOU HAVE IT FOR ME?

WHY ELSE WOULD
I BE HERE, DAD?

GIVE ME A HAND.

[CAMERA CLICKS]

ALLAH BE PRAISED.

WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?
I CAN'T TELL YOU.

CAN YOU PLEASE JUST HELP ME
GET IT OUT OF HERE?

[CAMERA CLICKS]

DAD.

I...

AM SO PROUD OF YOU,

THAT YOU WOULD DO SUCH A THING
FOR YOUR FATHER.

DAD...

TELL ME THE TRUTH.

THIS IS THE ONLY DEAL YOU HAVE
DONE SINCE WE CAME TO AMERICA,

RIGHT?

OF COURSE.

WE WILL HAVE A GREAT CELEBRATION

FOR YOUR FATHER'S
RETIREMENT, HUH?

SURE, PA.
YES.

[ENGINE STARTS]

***

Hassani: SEE...

HASSANI IS A MAN OF HIS WORD.

MISSILE.

LAUNCHER.

BATTERY.

IT'S THE REAL SHIT.

OF COURSE IT IS.

OKAY, THEN.

WELL, OUR TRANSFER IS READY,
I'LL PHONE IT IN NOW.

HANG UP THE PHONE.

WHAT?

OH SHIT.

THIS FUCKER IS A THIEF.

THIEF?

MR. DARWYN, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
I'VE DELIVERED...

UHH!

SHIT!
AHH!

THE TRADITIONAL PUNISHMENT FOR
THIEVERY IN THE QU'RAN.

ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?

Salim: I'M NOT CRAZY.

THIS BATTERY COOLANT UNIT IS
FROM THE FUCKING '80S.

THE COOLANT LASTS FOR
10 YEARS AT MOST,

AFTER THAT
THE BATTERY IS WORTH SHIT.

WITHOUT A WORKING BC UNIT,
THE WHOLE THING IS USELESS.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS SHIT, MAN?

I SPENT TWO SUMMERS TRAINING
AND FIGHTING IN CHECHNYA.

I'M TELLING YOU HE BETRAYED US.

HE'S TRYING TO SELL US
A FUCKING PAPERWEIGHT.

HE'S DEAD, MAN.
HE'S FUCKING DEAD.

HE'S FUCKING DEAD, MAN.

THIS BASTARD
TRIED TO SWINDLE US.

I HAD TO MAINTAIN
OPERATIONAL SECURITY.

COME ON, GET UP.

YOU DON'T THINK THIS COMPROMISES
OPERATIONAL SECURITY?

LOOK AT ME.

WE GOT BLOOD AND
FINGERPRINTS EVERYWHERE.

STUPID FUCKING--

[SCREAMS] I'M SORRY.

OH, FUCK.

BENNY, MINA, GET THIS MISSILE
BACK TO THE HOSPITAL.

MOVE.

I'LL STAY
AND WIPE THE PLACE DOWN.

Salim: HEY, LOOK, DARWYN,
I CAN HELP YOU IF YOU...

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH. GO.

LOOK, DARWYN, I'M SORRY.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
I'M SORRY.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

***

***

HEY, MAN--

HEY, WHY DIDN'T TELL ME THE
BATTERY UNITS WERE MESSED WITH?

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR
FUCKING MIND?

WE'RE NOT GOING TO GIVE 'EM A
WORKING SURFACE-TO-AIR MISSILE,

YOU KNOW THAT.
IF YOU HAD TOLD ME THE PLAN,

I WOULD HAVE KEPT SALIM OUTSIDE

OR AT LEAST AWAY FROM THAT
MISSILE.

NEITHER ONE OF US KNEW THAT
YOUR BOY CAN IDENTIFY

AN OLDER MODEL BCU.

IT WAS AN UNFORESEEN
CIRCUMSTANCE.

UNFORESEEN CIRCUMSTANCE
GOT A MAN KILLED.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

HEY, LOOK, I WASN'T IN THE
BUTCHER SHOP, OKAY? YOU WERE.

YEAH, YOU WERE THE LAST LINE OF
DEFENSE THERE.

OKAY?

NOW I'LL SHARE
THE BLAME WITH YOU,

BUT DON'T FUCKING
PILE IT ALL ON MY PLATE.

Darwyn: DO YOU SEE?

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU
GO AND DO THINGS BEHIND MY BACK?

I CAN'T CONTROL A SITUATION
IF YOU LEAVE ME IN THE DARK.

FROM NOW ON, YOU HAVE
TO KEEP ME IN THE LOOP

ON EVERY LITTLE
LAST THING YOU DO.

AND YOU HAVE TO GET ME SOME SORT
OF REAL INTEL ON THE SUBJECTS

THAT I AM SURROUNDING
MYSELF WITH,

OR YOU CAN GET ANOTHER U.C.

I FOUND OUT HOW
YOU REALLY GOT THIS JOB.

YOUR UNCLE'S DEPUTY DIRECTOR
OF THE BUREAU, NICE.

NEXT TIME YOU TALK TO HIM,
TELL HIM I DON'T HAVE TIME

TO BABY-SIT
HIS FUCKING NEPHEW.

***

Man: BE EXTRA CAREFUL
WITH THE EVIDENCE, ALL RIGHT?

THIS IS FARIK'S SAFE HOUSE.

I WANT FORENSICS
TO GET EVERYTHING.

CLEAR.

OKAY. LET'S GO.

Man: GET DOWN, GET DOWN!

[GRUNTING]

SAFE HOUSE WASN'T SO SAFE, HUH?

THERE'S NO HOPE FOR YOU.

I TRIED TO REASON
WITH YOU.

LIKE A BROTHER.

BUT YOU'RE NOT A TRUE MUSLIM.

SAYS THE MAN WHO USES THE QU'RAN
TO SERVE U.S. FOREIGN POLICY.

I AM THE BELIEVER.

YOU'RE THE APOSTATE.

MAY ALLAH HAVE
MERCY ON YOUR SOUL.

IT'S YOUR SOUL THAT NEEDS
ALLAH'S HELP NOT MINE.

OH, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY.

PICK HIM UP
AND GET HIM OUT OF HERE.

[GRUNTING]

[SHRIEKING]

BABY, HOW WERE
THE PRAIRIE DOGS? COOL?

LET'S GO SEE THE GOATS.

THEY'RE OVER HERE.
RIGHT OVER HERE.

I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU,
ALL RIGHT?

SO, UM, GRIFFITH OBSERVATORY
IS SUPPOSED TO REOPEN

BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR.

I USED TO GO THERE
WHEN I WAS A KID.

I WAS THINKING
WE COULD TAKE MARCUS.

IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

NOT FOR A WHILE AT LEAST.

LOOK, I'M REALLY SORRY
BUT THIS IS GOING TO HAVE TO BE

THE LAST DAY OUT FOR A WHILE.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT? WHY?

BECAUSE I THOUGHT
IT WAS GONNA BE...

QUICK THIS TIME.

BUT IT'S NOT.

OF COURSE IT'S NOT.

YOUR, UH, FRIEND, UM,
SPECIAL AGENT RUSSELL

CAME BY FOR A VISIT

AND MADE ME SIGN
A NONDISCLOSURE AGREEMENT.

HE SAID IF I VIOLATE IT,
I COULD FACE CRIMINAL PENALTIES.

HE CAME TO YOUR PLACE?

SO HOW LONG ARE
WE TALKING ABOUT HERE?

LIKE A WEEK OR A MONTH?

I DON'T--I DON'T KNOW.

YOU DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW.

SO THAT'S IT, RIGHT?

DAMN IT.

EVERY TIME SOMETHING
GOOD HAPPENS TO ME,

THE OTHER SHOE DROPS.

PLEASE, GAYLE, DON'T DO
THIS NOW, OKAY?

GOD.

[SOBBING]

COME HERE.

I'M THE ONLY ONE
THAT CAN DO THIS.

MM-HM.

AND I HAVE TO DO IT.

YEAH. MM-HM. I KNOW.

HEY, GUYS, WHY DON'T WE
CHECK OUT THE ELEPHANTS FIRST?

IT'S FEEDING TIME THERE.

YEAH?

***