Skins (2007–2013): Season 6, Episode 5 - Mini - full transcript

You're awake and it's time
this ship set sail.

What?

Nothing.

You don't need to avoid me.

Why would I be avoiding you?

Because you don't want
to talk about her.

That's not it.

Get off me! Put me down!

Mates, then?

Whoa! Hang on.

If you tell a soul,
I'll fucking kill you, all right?



Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Mini, I love you.

Oh, shit!

No, no, no, no, Mins.
Mins, no, wait.

I meant, I meant... Fuck!

Jesus, farmboy.
Talk about ruining the mood.

Look, I think I do, though.

I think I fucking love you.

You love fucking me. It's different.

No, Mini, stop. Mini.

Mins? You in here, slut-bag?

Mins! I need some money.
I know you're in here!

Er, I'm just having a piss.
Give me one fucking second, OK?



Let me in! I need one, too.

Shut the fuck up!

What the fuck, Mini?

If you're doing a shit,
I've lost all respect for you.

Have you been, like, fucking
someone in here or something?

What? Like who, Sherlock?

Shhh.

Come on, lets go and dance.

Wait, Mini. I need a slash!

OK, I'm so sorry.

All right?

Calm, yeah?

OK, you've just got
a little bit of some...

Oh, fuck!

You don't mind, do you, love?

Morning, love. Sleep well?

You're in my seat.

Morning, babe.

This is nice.

Why is he still here?

Well, I was going to run something
past you, actually, sweetheart.

I think Eric should,
you know, move in.

He's fucking looking at my tits, Mum!

No, I...

He was!

How can you blame him
if you'll come down

with them hanging out like that?

He's a pervert.

You're asking me if
I want to live with a pervert.

Don't be so dramatic.

I'm going to go.

Sit!

I mean, do you enjoy making
people feel bad or something?

You're telling me that I make
people feel bad? Oh, fuck this.

Don't you dare ruin this for me.

Whatever!

It's time I thought
about myself for once.

I am not going to live with
some random bloke I don't know.

Don't I deserve to be happy, too?

Not if it fucks me over, no.

If you do this, I'll leave.

He's moving in tomorrow.

Just deal with it.

Fuck that!

Hello.

Hello? Hi, Gregory?
Er, it's me, Mini.

Mini? Mini who?

Your daughter, Mini.

Hey, Mini.

Sorry I'm late.

How you doing?

I'm fine.

We came here last time, didn't we?

You were wearing red sparkly shoes.

Pink.

Two? Three years ago?

I was 12.

12? Wow.

So, is everything OK, little girl?
You sounded stressed on the phone.

Things at home... with Mum.

She's got this new boyfriend who's
moving in, she's driving me mad.

Sometimes I just feel like she
doesn't even want me there.

Maybe I should speak to her?
See what's going on.

Anyway, let's get out
of here, shall we?

Well, I'd better get back to work,
so where should I drop you?

You're back at the Bristol office?

Yeah, for a while.

Can I come see you there?
Tomorrow maybe?

Yeah, sure, good idea.

Mini!

Oi, oi! Mins!

For God's sake, no.

Mini, Mini, Mini!

Just drive!

No, wait, wait, wait!

Now, Gregory, drive!

Wait!

What are you doing here, farmboy?

Didn't you see me?
Just did a complete ninja run!

All right?

Hi.

This is my dad.

Oh, bangin'!
I didn't know you had one.

So, we're just,
we're just leaving so...

I wanted, I wanted to talk to you.

About last night.

That thing I said.

After the... the thing we did.

I think you're confusing
your dreams with your life again.

So, I'll see you around, OK?
Drive, Gregory, drive!

Mini? Mini. Mins, stop!

Fuck! Ow! Shit!

Come in.

All right, beautiful?
Come to rescue me?

Am I interrupting?

No, no, come in, come in.
Mini, this is Ryan, my assistant

and this is Jude.

Are you the intern?

He always did like them young.

I'm his daughter.

Your daughter?

So nice to meet you.

You too.

He's not normally
this much of a douche.

Sorry, you just took me
by surprise, that's all.

Er, hello? Have you
forgotten about Boudoir

or shall we just stand here
and admire your progeny?

Get it done, Gregory.
I'm counting on you.

I'll call you later.

Well, they all look
the fucking same to me!

This one's cool.

Well, yeah.

Looks good.

Done.

Right, let's get out of here.

I'm telling you, she's lucky we are
launching her product at all.

It's like working with an overgrown
teenager with a crack habit!

Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, I'll have one...

All right, daydreamer?
Away with the fairies?

Ah, the Gregory Show.

Do all those, er, people
work for him?

Pretty much.

It's like the world's best looking
family or something!

I hope you're including me in that.

How long have you
been his assistant?

Er, almost a year.

I'm hoping we get this big
international contract

and then maybe I can...

Sorry, what?

Nah, it's OK. Go chat to him.

But have a drink with me sometime?

When I'm not working, I mean.

Maybe.

Dad?

You all right, love,
have you got a drink?

Actually, I was just wondering,
could I get a lift home?

Yeah, of course, darling, course.
Right, come on then.

See you later, guys.

I don't want to live
with her any more.

Well, you'd be weird
if you did at your age.

You don't know what she's like.

Actually, I do!

Well, well, well,
Shelley McGuinness!

I think you might have
something of mine, Greg.

We were just talking about Mini
maybe staying over at mine

sometime this week,
give us a chance to hang out.

Maybe make it a regular thing.

Regular?

Right, well, good luck
with that, Greg.

Maybe you and I should meet
up for coffee sometime?

Fuck off, Greg.

Mini, inside, now!

I'll see you when
I get back, Mini!

I mean it, you're welcome anytime.
Just call me, OK?

OK, thanks.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Eric let me in.

So you just thought you'd
look through my stuff?

Shit. I'm sorry.

Hey.

Can you turn off mega bitch
for a second, please?

I want proper Mini.

Well, seeing as you're here,
you might as well earn your keep.

Mini, Mini, Mini, Mini, Mini!

Shh.

That's not why I came
round, all right?

I want to talk to you.

I'm sorry I freaked you out
the other night.

You were fucked.

I wasn't that fucked.

Right, you can't just come over here

and start bitching about feelings
like a little pussy.

If you're not here
to fuck me, go home!

I'm coming in.

What? Get out, Eric, you paedo!

I don't think that Alo
should be staying over,

if that's what you were thinking.

No offence, mate.

Oh, no.

Are you having a fucking
schizophrenic episode or something?

I'm trying to do the right thing.

You're a young girl.
Your mum wouldn't like it.

He's staying over, in here, with me,
and we're going to fuck so loud

that it drowns out the noise
of you fucking my mother!

And your tea's ready.

You're sleeping on the floor.

What's the one where Liv
looks like a condom?

Is Grace dressed as Cinderella?

Yes!

Halloween, year 10.
Liv went as a condom.

And... and the one where Grace
is holding a massive crab?

Newquay, summer before college.

She looks happy.

Mini?

I miss her too.

Alo. What?

You should go.

Let me wait till the morning
glory's gone down, yeah?

Now! Get up!

Mini. Alo!

Fucking hell, Mini,
chill out, you mentaler!

You need to stop being
a bitch to me.

Oh, shut up!

That bad, huh?

Come in.

There is no Part 17,
there's no fucking part 17!

Hi! This is, like, so almost ready!

Is this my bed?

Yeah.

Maybe we shouldn't have laughed
when they asked if we wanted to
use the installation service!

Great!

Are... you two going to,
er, grow a pair any time soon

and get me a drink?

Yeah, I'll get the drinks.

It's like you've got
super powers or something!

Piece of piss!

OK, champagne, anyone?

Thanks.

To Mini, for rescuing the world
from useless men, one at a time!

Right, well, I'm wiped,
I'll leave you to it.

I'll need those prints ready
in the morning, Ryan,

so no flirting with Mini, OK?

Dad!

Night-night.

He's so happy you're here.

Really?

I haven't seen him
like this in ages.

I'm going to go,
before you get me in trouble.

Too late, I already saw you.

You look cute.

Uh, where's Dad?

The office.
It's half ten, sleeping beauty.

Oh.

Why are you here, then?

Follow me, mon cherie.

What are you doing?

Come on.

Close your eyes.

Uh, that's a bit rapey.

Just do it!

OK.

Ryan?

Ryan?

What... what's going on?

OK. Open your eyes.

Gregory's having
a work event tonight.

He told me to find you a dress.
What do you think?

Yeah.

Great. I've got to go.
Get dressed, you hobo.

Get the fuck out of me!

Mini?

Move.

Tell me this isn't
what I think it is.

Uh, yeah, it might be, yeah.

Time to lay off the weed, Franks.

God.

You are.

Mini, wait!

What are you going to do? Mini?

Are you going to keep
your mouth shut or not?!

Yeah.

Thank you.

I can't believe it.

All right?

Fine, fag hag.

Still in that mood, then?

We were going to go to Thekla
tonight. If you fancy it?

Why, is it ass-raider night
or something?

You know,
homophobia's not your forte.

You can tell your heart's
not really in it.

Actually, my dad's having
a party at the Catacombs.

I'd ask you along but it's,
er, it's pretty exclusive,

Your dad's still around?

When did he muscle his way
back into your life?

What's your problem, Liv?

You can't stand anything good
to happen to anyone, can you?

That's not fair.

Enjoy your bum party, bum boy.

Mini, wait.

"What did become of my heart
When I first saw thee?

"I brought a heart into the room

"But from the room
I carried none with me..."

Can I help you?

Yeah, sorry I'm late, erm...
I'm in this class.

I don't recall you being
here before.

Well, I've been away for a bit.
Erm...

Like, on... holiday

Oh, my God, of course!
You're the boy whose... Of course!

Oh, you brave boy!

You poor, poor soldier of love.

All right, mate.

I've missed you.

You've never done this before.

I've missed you so much.

Oh, God, you smell good.

You smell so good!

Dad?

Hello?

Hello? Anybody home?

You're going to Australia?

Yeah... Yeah, next week, for work.

Didn't I say?

No.

No, you didn't say.

Oh, sorry, sweetheart, my head's
all over the place at the moment.

Are you going to get changed?

Everyone says you're going
to fuck me over, Dad.

I'm just going to get my suit on.

It's work, Mini.

I'm coming back.

Come here.

I want this to work
just as much as you do.

I just feel really...

Sad.

Come with me.

To Sydney.

What?

Yeah, why not? It'd be fun.

You're serious?

Very!

Well hang on, let me think.

No, no, don't think, just come!
Yes? Yes, Mini?

Yeah, OK!

Yeah, fantastic.
All right, I'm going to get changed.

Right, let's show
you off then, shall we?

Looking good, my man.

All right, boys?

See you, Sandy.

Ladies.
Looking very, very beautiful.

Thank you, darling.

Incoming, brace yourself.

Finally! Its a mess
and I can't find a fucking...

Everything looks great,
what's the big deal?

Excuse me?

Ryan?!

Ryan, I think Mini
might need a drink.

It's a complete fucking mess.

Look, really...

Does he do it on purpose?
Just brush me off like that.

No. No, never on purpose.

Urgh!

You're telling me you're not wetting
yourself with love for Boudoir?

It tastes like...

Oh, my God,
this stuff tastes like jizz!

Wait, this one's all right,
this pink one.

Hello, sexy. Check these cocktails.

What are you doing here?
You weren't invited!

Woah, babe, come on. Calm down.

Let's have a jizz cocktail.
We can jam together, can't we?

Just get out of here before my dad
sees you! I'm serious!

For fucks sake!

Hi, I'm Ryan,
events coordinating assistant.

So nice meeting
some of Mini's friends.

Right, well, have a good one, guys.

That Ryan guy is a fucking douche.

Yep. Do you think she's just doing
it to impress her dad?

Is that what's been wrong with her?
She's been such a bitch recently.

Girls will do anything to keep
hold of their dickhead dads.

We should do something.

I mean she seems, like... sad.

Wait, why are you
so bothered anyway?

Oh, my God. You love her!

What? Shut up, no, I don't!

You totally fucking do!

You crank over her
every night, don't you!

Right, that's insulting!

No offence, but forget that one,
man. Not a chance in hell.

Jackpot, bitches!

Its not... It can't be?

It is. It fucking is.

It's a gold mine in those pockets.

Amazing, share the love.

Rack 'em and stack 'em, half pint.

And let's get fucked!

Whoa! Chill out, hoover!

Right, there you go.

You can have more when you're done.

Oh, fuck, no.

I need to talk to you.

Hey, you're Mini's friend, right?

Ah, who is this?

Come on, mate,
let's get you a drink.

I don't know what she's said,
all right, but she's not available.

Do you understand?

I swear to God,
if you don't shut up now...

I'm a bit lost, mate.
What exactly is your problem?

Do you know what you look like?
Fucking sleazing all over her?!

You're a dick, mate.
She doesn't want you!

Alo, fuck off. Please!

I suggest you leave now.
You're upsetting my daughter.

Can someone get security
in here now?

She's been weird ever
since you turned up.

Stop it! Just leave us alone!

Did you set her up with this
dickhead? She's my girlfriend.

You lot just fuck with her head!

What are you talking about?

Gregory, get this idiot
out of here now.

That's enough, it's time to leave.

Mini, Mini! Tell him to stop! Mini!

I don't want you here!
I never wanted you at all.

Do you understand? Now get the
fuck out, you deluded loser!

I don't know what teenage drama
you've got yourself embroiled in,

but try for a bit more
professionalism next time, OK?

I'm so sorry, Gregory,
it won't happen again.

No, it fucking won't.

Dad! I'm so sorry. He's a twat.
I'm sorry.

OK, so this is weird.

I'm so sorry,
I don't know what's wrong.

No, its OK, Mini.
This was a stupid idea.

You're lovely, you know that?

Take care, OK?

Interesting evening.

Don't start.

Thanks.

You're putting way too
much into it, you know.

With your dad, I mean.

Well, it'll be different this time.

Why? Why do you suddenly need him?

You tell me.

No, Mini,
you need to start telling me!

Liv...

Deal me in, then.

Sorry, am I interrupting something?

I don't know, Franky.
I don't fucking know anymore.

You still haven't told her.

Who have you told, Mini?

Have you told anyone?

I haven't told myself.

Dad?

Yeah.

I'm pregnant, Dad.

And I... I don't know
what to do about it.

I need someone to help me.

I need you to help me.

OK, darling. We can sort it.
It can all be sorted.

It's probably all my fault.

What? No, Dad.

Could never just get over myself
and stick it out.

The irony is I really fucking
loved your mum.

You can help me now, Dad.

I need you now.

Deal.

What about Sydney?

It'll all be OK. We'll go
and we'll think when we're there.

Does that sound OK?

Can I stay at yours until we go?

Come over tomorrow morning.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

Did you find my passport?

Well, its got to be around here
somewhere!

I'm not having it.

I am not fucking having it!

Mum! Stop it!
You're being ridiculous!

No, no. Let go!

Look what you've done, you tramp!

I don't want you to go.

I thought you'd be pleased!

Fuck Eric in every room
in the house if you like.

Pretend I wasn't here
to fuck everything up for you!

At that first scan,

when I saw your little heartbeat
on the screen, I loved you.

More than anything else.
That hasn't changed.

Why don't you believe me?

Mini.

Promise me
you'll keep yourself safe.

Your dad, he never kept me safe.

Maybe you weren't worth the effort.

Dad?

Dad?

'I'm sorry, the number
you have dialled

'is no longer in use.

'I'm sorry, the number you have
dialled is no longer in use...'

Farmboy, come down. I want to talk.

Are you going to keep giving me
the silent treatment?

I've just waded through
a sea of shit for you.

Great, thanks.

I'd just...

you know, I'd quite like for you
not to be here right now.

I'm telling you I'm sorry.

And I'm telling you
it doesn't matter.

I thought it was working.

We... we agreed...

I'm done, Mins.

It's too much.

It's too fucking exhausting
loving you.

But, Alo, I...

Say it.

I don't think you know
how to love anything.

Oh! Shall I...?

Don't.

Just leave it a minute, will you?

You all right, love?

Not sure, Eric.

Your Mum's going to be
over the moon.

You really love her, don't you?

Yeah. Yeah, I do.

And you're going to stay here
with me and Mum?

That's the plan, love.

OK.

That's OK.

Miss McGuiness?

There it is. Look.

No, thank you.

Do you want to know what it is?

I know what it is.
It's a fucking baby.

Yes, it is.

Look - it's your baby.

I'm in trouble.

What sort of trouble?

Some guys.
I owe some money to some guys.

I need 2,000. Cash.
And I need it tomorrow.

Why don't you just stop trying
to fucking help me, all right?!

Ah!

You don't give a fuck about anyone!

You're a headfuck, Franky.

Nick! Matty.

I'm coming home. I'm coming back.