Skam France (2018–…): Season 2, Episode 1 - Episode #2.1 - full transcript

[You look hot with your T-Shirt.]

Wait, I don't understand.
She's not his type at all!

Yeah, I totally agree with you.

- And since when are they together?
- This weekend.

- How did that happen?

- She blew him at a party.

Okay, and since when is that
enough to get to together?

They were already together
once in middle school.

Well at least now you're rid of him...

Clearly.

- Wait, Lucas liked you?
- Wake up, please.



But wait I don't understand...
Lucas, the gay stuff, the pictures...

All that...

No but seriously,
I don't understand.

Girls! I have some great news.

- Are you ready?
- Just say it!

I found a 1000 times better
venue for the party.

Awesome.

Great.

Daphné...

See, what did I tell you?
Guaranteed enthusiasm.

But it's for the party.
Our party. For the crew.

It's okay, Daphné,
there's a party every week.

Stop it, Manon, you'll upset Daphné.

But it's true, one more
party doesn't matter...



No, but you can't do this, girls.

I'm actually not really
up for it anymore.

So we'll have the first-year
party without you?

Sorry to disappoint, Daphné,
but I will survive.

At first, it was just to know
a little better like Emma and Imane.

Really?

- Thanks for me.
- No, but for you it was obvious, it's not...

Yeah, yeah, nice save.

- Come on!
- Bye.

- Good...
- Let's go.

- This conversation is not over, okay?

Not over at all!

- Lisa?
- Hmm?

- Did you eat my pasta?
- Er... no.

Hey Manon, can you ask
Mickaël to turn his music down?

Mika?

Hey Manon, can you lend
me 20 bucks please?

Ehh...

- No I can't.
- I'll give them back on Monday!

- Nope.
- Just 20 Euros Manon!

Come on Manon...

I'm coming.

You're sure you're right,
I'm not bothering you?

No, of course not, it's cool!
Move...

- Yo! Come on...
- He's taking all the space.

Are you sure I'm not bothering you?

No, no, we're watching a series.

That one's crazy!

Oh by the way...

- Wait, move over please.
- Come on, don't push it!

You, don't push it! The guy's all
over the place like it's nothing!

- You thought this was your place or what?
- Yeah.

Emma, do you have something to eat? I left my house,

- it was a fuck fest.
- Your parents?

- Nope... I live...

Thanks! I live with flatmates.

Yeah? Are you serious?
And they're okay with that?

Yeah... I mean my parents are
kinda okay with everything.

By the way, I also saw them er... together. Yep.

- No way? Gross!
- Fuck that would've traumatised me for life!

It was really disgusting.

- Woah!
- What did she say?

"What about coming over to prove it?"

- Young girls these days,
they're all horny little things...
- No kidding. What am I supposed to answer?)

Who is it?

A middle school girl
Yann is flirting with.

No, no. It's not
"a middle school girl Yann is flirting with."

Come on, she's way too young for me, it's just
that well... she's got a great butt that's all.

Yeah right! Ugh, guys, am I right?

Wait, like right now you're
helping Yann flirt with a girl?

Well, it's normal, we're friends.

Okay.

Yeah!

She sent me a pic of her tits.

She completely lost it!

- She's good looking though.
- But ummm... to be honest they're bigger than yours.

- Are you serious?

- What, you can see it right?
- Okay, don't look at them anymore.

- I think I'm gonna play it like...

- Don't answer.
- Yeah, I'm going to play hard to get like...

- The mosquito technique you know.
Like, you sting, and then you disappear!
- For sure.

You don't want to watch?

No, I'm good.
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.

- I can make room for you, really, I can...
- It's cool, I'm good thanks.

Because girls,
even if the party is crazy,

we have to ask ourselves.
What image do we want to show?

We're all super different and
I want to show that we're

strong independent women.

Then there's the problem of money so,

you wanna talk about it around
drinks Friday after class?

No.

Daphné, I can't do this anymore, I pass.

I'm going out with Yann on Friday anyway.

Seriously?

- What?
- No way?

What, it's not because we're not together
anymore that we can't be friends...

Yeah...

Girls...

Charles had a fight this weekend.

He broke a guy's face.
The guy thought

Alexandre wanted to hook
up with his girlfriend

- so he intervened.
- Great.

Incredible.

No, but girls!
Charles is a good guy.

He just doesn't want to show it in public

because he doesn't want to get attached
to people. He's afraid to lose them.

- So basically a coward.
- Why is he afraid of getting attached?

Because of what happened to his sister.

What are you talking about?

Wait girls, you don't know?

No

His little sister is dead.

That's cheerful.

But it's horrible.

And it's normal that now he doesn't

[You still owe me a date. Friday?]
And it's normal that now he doesn't

give a damn about people.

Yeah, or he just wants to sleep with all the girls at school.

[Friday I already got a thing.]
Yeah, or he just wants to sleep with all the girls at school.

[Friday I already got a thing.]
Listen Alex, you weren't there

when he came to apologise, you can't talk, right Emma?

[Girls night.Super important.]
when he came to apologise, you can't talk, right Emma?

[Girls night.Super important.]
Huh?

When came to apologise.

Wait, it's not because he came to
apologise that he's a good guy.

It also doesn't mean he wants to go out with you.

I never said that.

No, but he also can't keep his word,
last time he came up to Manon but...

Wait Manon, what did he tell you?

Nothing. Nothing at all.

He's the most selfish and
antipathy guy I've ever met.

He disgusts me.

And he should disgust you too.

Honestly, you're saying this
because you don't know him.

Every time we talk about this,

I can feel my lifespan getting smaller.
Can't we change the subject?

Oh!

It's Charles!

"Party Friday night at Alex's,
come with your friends."

Yeah but we can't on Friday
because we have the meeting,

so we can't go right?

Wait, I thought the party
didn't interest you anymore.

And I thought you wanted to be
a strong and independent woman.

Can't we be strong and independent
AND go to Alex's party?

Okay so a guy sends you a text and you change
all your plans is that what you're saying?

We can do both.

Girl's night in the early
evening and then we go to Alex's.

- Ta-da! Thank you Alex.

"Great Charles.

- We are all coming."
- No.

- Oh yes.

"It's going to be great."

How many heart emojis do I put?

We're 5, I'll put 5.

You can come too by the way,

- before your party with Yann.
- Mmh.
- Cool.

[You lost.]

Mika?

Mickaël?

Mickaël?

Mickael!

- MICKAËL!
- What?!

Do you still need money?

- Could you do me a little favour?
- 50 Euros.

- 30.
- 35 Euros.

- Okay, anyway.
- Would you... flirt with a girlfriend of mine?

- A girlfriend?
- Yeah, a girlfriend, a girl.

- She'll clock me straight away.
- No,

she will not grill you right away.

she won't clock you, she's really naïve. I'm sure
she doesn't even know what homosexuality is, so...

Wow, okay, that still exists okay, well...

Well, well... How do we proceed?

We'll proceed like... We're having
drinks tonight and you'll just walk in.

- That's the plan?
- Yeah, that's the plan.

Okay... keep lots of alcohol for me then.
- Lots of alcohol. Okay.

- Tonight around 8, is that good?
- Yeah, yeah. Just uh...

- Yeah?
- I don't need to like...

you know, like, touch her or kiss her

or breathe her hair and stuff...

because I have acting skills, but I
have some... physical limits, you see.

No, you don't need to touch her or
breathe her, forget about that, alright?

She just needs...

a little attention.
A lot of attention.

A lot of attention actually, a lot yeah.

She's obsessed with a guy
who's totally wrong for her

and I'd like her to forget him.
That she ... That's it.

Okay, well, I'm the man for the job.
Hetero activated mode!

- Calm down.
- Yeah, for 50 Euros.
- For 35 Euros.

Are you kidding me? He's crazy.

Girls, I'm really hesitating

because look... with I don't
know if it's pretty. But without

I only have a see-through white
top, and it's too see-through.

- You know what, don't overthink it.
- I'll take it off, then.

I'm gonna get some more.

But it's super important

because... I'm sure that I'll
sleep with Charles again tonight.

- I don't know why, I can feel it, it's...
- Make sure he wears a condom this time.

Do you think you'll ever sleep with Yann again?

Uh, no. For, like, the 200th time,
I'm friends with Yann.

Okay, but like you've never slept together
again or wanted to sleep together again?

No.

By the way! I want to day my hair green.

- Are you serious?
- Yeah.

I've had enough of pink,
I've had it for too long.

- No, but no. It's too ugly.
- Green isn't ugly.

- Pink is already borderline.
- You're one to talk about hair...

Actually, the last time we did
it was just before we broke up.

Just before you broke up? Like you slept
together before you broke up?

Or after.
Just before you broke up? Like you slept
together before you broke up?

Just before you broke up? Like you slept
together before you broke up?

Or even during.
Just before you broke up? Like you slept
together before you broke up?

I don't remember, but it was so good,

it was like the best time of my life, I think.

Isn't it supposed to be a sad moment?

Well it's a sad moment, but that's
what makes it special, you know?

And did it really happened
or did you see it in a film?

Girls! I have... I have a
private Insta from Charles.

"Can't wait to see you all,
when do you get here?"

With a smiley like that. Look, look!

- Great.
- Okay.

[The message to Daphné is actually to you.]

[The message to Daphné is actually to you.]
Are you serious with the green?

Are you serious with the green?

- Of course I am.
- But it's so ugly.

[What are you playing at? Leave Daphné, alone. You can’t manipulate he like that. You really are an asshole.]

So when do you meet with Yann?
[What are you playing at? Leave Daphné, alone. You can’t manipulate he like that. You really are an asshole.]

[What are you playing at? Leave Daphné, alone. You can’t manipulate he like that. You really are an asshole.]

I don't know, I'll call him first.
We'll leave in 30 minutes anyway.

No, because we absolutely have

to talk about the crew's image.
About our big party.

That's why we're here tonight, isn't it?

Uh, okay. So I know I've sometimes been
annoying about this, really. I'm sorry.

Okay, I'm going to bother you a bit more.

Fo you, what's the image we want to give?

Well, Yann turned off his phone, so I don't know.

- Good evening.
- Ah, Mika!

You're here already? Cool! How are you?

Who's that?

I don't know.

This is Mika, my roommate.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Will you help me cut tomatoes?
- Okay.

- Hi.

- Hi.
- How are you?

- Good, here you go.
- Great thanks.

Uhh... don't you have wine instead?

- Yeah, here.
- Great. Thanks.

Grapefruit, my fave!
Thanks. Can I take your glass?

- Yeah, sure.
- Thanks a lot.

- You know what, I'll call him.
- Okay.

Wow! Has anyone ever told
you that you have pretty eyes?

- Really? Thanks.
- You have really beautiful eyes.
- That's nice.

You're wearing way too
much makeup though,

that's too bad.
She's the one who did that! Not me!

Well you can tell she's not used to it.

Anyway, one thing's for sure:
you're not a virgin.

How do you know that?

Well because of your tits.
They are luminous like that,

They say: "Hola chicas!

I'm not a virgin anymore."
- I didn't know that.

[Yann, call me back,
because I don't understand...]

What's that?
[- ...why you turned your phone off.]

What if we put music on?

- Good idea.
- Hmm.

Well I'm going then,
okay, good, music, okay!

Come on! Musica! It's on, we're
shaking our ass ladies!

Come on, let's go. Music,

let's go!
Yeah, not bad, the hip thrust!

Yeah! Okay! Okay!

- You're Mickaël?
- Mickaël, exactly.

- And you're Daphné.
- Yeah, that's right.
- Exactly, yes, I know.
- That's crazy, how?
- Well, I heard about you.

- Really?
- Well, yeah.

Wait, wait a sec.

Charles' calling me. Hello?

He wants to talk to you.

Why?

Well I don't know.

Hello?

I can't leave Daphné alone if
you're not answering your phone.

What does he want?

And I wouldn't be here
if you kept your promises.

Uh...

- No, I'm sorry, I don't have their number.
- Whose number? I probably have it.

So, here's my offer.
You accept one date with me

and I'll stop manipulating Daphné.

Alright?

Okay.

Awesome.

- Hand the phone back to Daphné, please.
- Here.

Thanks. Hello, Charles?

Okay.

Okay. Well... see you soon, it's too bad. Bye.

Bye.

Uh, Alex's party is cancelled.

- Shit.
- Yeah, his parents came home early.

- Well we can always crash Emma's party.
- But Yann isn't answering me.

Listen, we don't care.

They can all go fuck themselves.
We'll have a party here,

this is the place to party!

- Whose number did he want?
- The craziest party of the year!

Daphné, we don't care about Charles.

- Oh!

Sorry, I thought you were gay?

Ah, not at all, not at all.
Sorry, it's hard to know now, you know?

No worries.

Okay, well, cool.

[Next Friday. 7pm. I’ll pick you up later.]