Six Feet Under (2001–2005): Season 4, Episode 4 - Can I Come Up Now? - full transcript

"Can I come up now?"

- Sorry
- No, I... it's my fault

Nothing is anybody's fault.

Well, good night.

You're beautiful.

- David Fisher.
- Oh my god, David is that you?

I'm sorry could you
hold on just a second.

- Hello?
- David?

- Yeah.
- It's Jennifer.

- Hi.
- My father has been killed.

Oh my god I'm so sorry,
how did it happen?



He was struked by lightning. You think that
you could.. Do you think you could handle this?

Wow, yeah of course
we'll take care of it.

- David are you ok?
- No that's just...

- You sound...
- No hold on , it's just..

it's my mouth guard so I don't
grind my teeth when I sleep.

- What the fuck!
- Jennifer's father died.

I can't believe it.

I hope she's married, that way I won't have to feel
so guilty for wasting almost two years of her life.

Every woman needs to go through falling in love with
a gay man, it's a total female rite of passage...

I mean what about claire
and what's-his-face?

Keith don't you ever tell her I told
you about that, I'm serious.

It's like every gay men needs to go
through a period where he tries to be straight.

I don't think that's a requirement anymore, I think
we were maybe the last generation that did that.

How about Claire and what's-his-face?



- So I'm back on Celeste duty today.
- Another talk-show?

Some rehearsal for some charity tomorrow.
What should I wear?

Helmut Lang jeans, black tee-shirt the faded banana
republic one with the stretch, and black lace-up boots.

David this is a profession, ok? There's an image
to project. That image isn't fucking Keith of Finland.

Are you not out on the job?

- No one's ever asked.
- You big whore!

What? It's not like I'm only defined by being
gay, I'm defined by being a lot of things..

- by being black, being american, being...
- Busted!

- You broke up with me because I was not out.
- Oh yeah, to your family!

It's not like I expect to you to come out
to every person who walks to the funeral.

Nor do I expect you to come
out to every client you have..

Whether it's Celeste or Cameron Diaz or
Ian fucking Mckellan. The people you work with?

Calm down, I'm not the
enemy, I'm your lover.

- Thanks Barb, she's never been there before
- Seriously, you've never taken Maya to Legoland?

No she was too young for
it until basically now!

I used to love to play with those box when
I was a kid, didn't you? Doesn't Maya love them?

Heu, too young...
small parts... choking.

Oh dear she's still that orally fixated.
Well, no wonder... she was still breastfeeding.

Yeah.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- She just keeps getting bigger every day.
- Yeah, kids kind of do that.

You got me.

- Ah, thanks.
- Uncle Nate?

- Yah.
- Could you be sure and give this to David?

- Yeah sure, ok.
- Tell him that it's from Micheala.

Right.

Ok, so we drop her off
on sunday around six or so.

Hey listen, you guys thanks so much for doing this.
If there's anything you ever need that I can...

Well yeah, we do need...
I guess what Hoyd?

A hundred bucks... maybe a hundred and twenty.

For you know Maya share at the hotel
and the parking and the restaurant.

Stroller rental!

Of course yeah. Ah look, could you...
Just take her with you?

- Does Maya like to swim?
- Yeah yeah, she loves it.

She loves it.

Let's say goodbye to daddy, honey.

Bye baby girl, I love you,
have a good time.

- Nate? You're doing ok?
- Yeah, you know..

It comes and goes.

I can appreciate the attempt but I think it
looks like something you'd see on a calendar.

Like in some bargain bin somewhere
like three month after the new year.

Can you be a little more harsh?

No, it's obviously a stylish
calendar in an upscale store.

Ok! So this piece is
no good. Let's move on!

I think the question is not
so much : is this piece good?

I would rather we asked
is this piece successful?

Yeah, well this is America,
successful equals good.

Successful in achieving it's intention.

- Anita, what was your intent with this piece?
- I don't know.

I liked the way the light
was hitting her head.

Do we have to go on every piece
knowing exactly what it means?

No but surely it ended up meaning something to
you, or you wouldn't have brought it into class.

Oh, I can't believe this!

I thought Arthur was merely excentric,
I had no idea he was seriously disturbed.

Kinda brings a new meaning
to the term dump-trunk, hu?

Stop fucking it, Samy.

Hey, help me here how many of these
guys do you think she fucked?

Man, them faggots too busy fucking
each other to ever work her in.

- That's Right.
- Ok.

Hey, Keith what's up, you're coming
on the road with us next month?

- Ah, I'm still waiting to hear.
- ... Johnny, fuck!!

Jennifer, I'm so terribly sorry.

David, this my fianc? Greg Sudan.

- Hi Graig, I'm glad to meet you.
- Yeah me too.

Shall we?

He'd been depressed for years,
ever since my mom divorced him.

You remember.

Yes. Will you mother be
coming to the funeral?

- No she's...in a nursing home.
- You're kidding she's so young.

Honey I don't mean to rush you but I've got
to be back on the site by noon the latest.

So what's going on tour like?

All right. The thing about Celeste.

Every concert is packed with teenage girls fucking
horny out of their minds. You know what i'm saying?

You'd better make sure you're
checking ID's.. find your ass in jail.

Naw, you just gotta make sure
you don't videotape nothing.

- What, you're married?
- No, not married but we live together.

Don't do it. I'm on number three,
I can't seem to fucking learn.

I don't wanna play myself.
I wanna play someone ugly or fat.

Something that'll show
I could be a serious actress.

Hey, you mind if I ask
you a personnal question?

If I do I won't answer it.

How many times a week d'you get your pole wet?
What? Hey, what? I'm curious.

It averages out, I guess
about five or six times a week.

Damn! You don't need to go on tour.

What about you?

Once, twice if I'm lucky or
if I buy her something.

- That's not good.
- That's so motherfucking not good.

See if you can at least get
some free clothes out of it..

These two great black balls of male erotic
fury turn to explode on one another.

That's where everyting started.

In those cave painting there was the creation of the
idea of image, of the representation of ourselves.

Exactly that's when we stopped living inside
nature and started living inside our heads.

Yeah just while we can just sit back and watch
while greedy corporate bushsuckers destroy nature,

since we're no longer part of it.

If you take humans out of nature then,
all there are left with is human nature.

Ok, that sounds really good, but
what the fuck does that mean?

Oh, Olivier..

It's no doubt his new assistant.

- I heard you fucked him.
- No, I did not fuck him.

So why did you have to be so mean during my crit
you bitch? Or was that just the new Claire Fisher?

There's a new Claire Fisher?
What was wrong with the old one?

She just waited around for
the world to happen to her.

- Hey Jimmy!
- Fuck!

Oh my god I'm sorry, I thought that was gonna be
like a charming moment. Now you want to kill me.

No way. What good would
my life be without you?

Shut up.

- So, Claire Fisher.
- Yes.

Jimmy, I'm not exactly sure
I know what you last name is.

I would love to hang out with you.

Say when.

Ok, You're verging dangerously
close on being smarmy.

You still haven't answered my question.

Well, I can come over tomorrow afternoon.
But I have to be at home by seven at the latest.

No, that's hardly any time with you
at all. And Nicole misses you.

Well, I miss Nicole too, but
I've kids on my own Sophia.

Federico? Did Arthur leave
some sort of forwarding adress?

Ah, no. I don't think so. Vanessa, I'm
gonna have to call you back ok? Sweety?

Vanessa?? Oh no he didn't!

He has engaged in a campaign of
harrassement against this family.

Ruth I wish you'd let this go.

I have no intention of letting it go, in fact I have
a good mind to get the authorities involved.

It's never a good idea.

What do we got here?

Male, sixty, shot by lightning.

What exactly happens to a person
when he get struck by lightning?

Well, cardiac arrest is what kills him.

But their insides get fried wherever the current goes,
which in this case was his right arm and left leg.

Hence the seperate embaulming.

So he becomes sort of human "fulgur?" as it were.

Federico I need to know how to get in touch with
Arthur. Surely there's some way of tracing him.

Ruth, Calm down!!

Fine.

I'll just resign myself to receiving excrement in
the mail for the rest of my days on this earth.

You little shit! I'm starting to lose patience
with all your sensitive man bullshit.

You're not sensitive, you're a
fucking eunuch, a castrato.

- Castrato, I like that.
- You little shit, you don't make jokes.

You take this seriously.

I'd flip you over and spank your candy ass till
it bled if I didn't think you'd like it so much.

- I won't... I promise I won't like it.
- Nice try.

Wonder who that is.

Hey, shut the door.

What? You don't want somebody
to see you all tied up like this?

Too bad because I want the whole world to
see what a twisted sister you are, freak.

- Hey.
- Hi.

Thought you'd might be up for a grab
and a movie or a bite or something.

Maya is at her aunt Barb, they went to
Legoland and I'm going kinda stir crazy.

Just need to be with somebody I think.

I just ordered out for pizza, that's
who I thought you were the pizza guy.

I like pizza.

Bad timing.

- I guess I should have called.
- No, Nate.

Stay. You can meet him.

- Ok.
- Just give me a few minutes.

- I just don't know if he's the right guy for her.
- At least he has sex with her.

I had sex with her.

Oh right, You're the stud because you've
had sex with more women that i have.

Well, you're like almost heterosexuel.

What's up with you?

I don't know it's weird at work. I feel
like Sarah Jane from Imitation Of Life.

Makes me Troy Donahue, ok this fits.

But there's this side of me that feels all
puffed up because everybody thinks I'm straight.

It's like, I feel like I'm 15 years old all
over again. I mean , how fucked up is that?

In a culture that consistantly puffs up men for being
straight not very.. but Keith you have to come out.

David that's my decision.

You are the last person I ever expected
to turn into a self-loathing homo.

Wait, I'll get that. Keith
Charles. Dwayne, word up?

11 am, I know, 2 venti
soya lattes, yeah later.

Bitch! Just because I'm the new
guy, I'm their fucking waitress.

So now I can't answer the
phone in my own house.

No don't be silly, I'll just make sure
they always call me on my cell.

David look, if they take me on tour, I can make a
hundred fucking bucks an hour, ok? And that's for us.

Hi you've reached David and Keith but we can't
come to the phone right now because we're too gay.

So after watching this
thing like a hundred times,

I decided well I'm gonna, I'm
gonna do this scare crow for her,

so I'm dancing around you
know, doing the thing,

and I'm throwing myself around like a rag doll, she's
laughting her head off,and the next thing I know,

she starts doing the same thing,
and she's throwing herself out,

and I can just see her like cracking her head open
on the edge of a coffe table or something, and that's,

that's how you go from feeling like your super dad
to the village fucking idiot, you know..

Parenthood is such a huge fucking responsibility,

- aren't you ever, you know, terrified?
- Yeah, but, I just remind myself that,

some things in my life, I just don't
have any power over, and I never will,

I don't know, 'cause fear is no good,
I don't know, fear can take over your life.

And I still feel like Lisa is.. around,

pushing me to move on,

wants me to...

but you can't, you can't rush it.

- I should go.
- Oh...

- Nice to meet you Joe.
- Yeah, you too, take care.

- You're alright to drive?
- Yeah yeah!

Yeah, I can't believe I was the only one drinking,
you guys made me feel like such a lowlife.

- Be good to yourself.
- Yeah, ok, I will.

The guy is seriously wounded!

I'd put like one of those lamp shades around his head
you know, like they put on dogs so they don't,

- chew on their stitches!
- I know,

I felt like I couldn't,
turn him away, sorry.

No, no no no,

no, I love having your ex boyfriend invited in when
I'm dressed up in the other room like a christmas ham!

- Yeah?
- Yeah, I thought that was hot!

- Really?
- Yeah, very hot!

Hey buddy!
Hello!

What you doing?

So long!

What is it?
Hey budyboy.

What's up, he?
What are you doing, he?

What are you doing, he?

Lisa?

- Mmmm, oh oh, incoming!
- Is Celeste in there?

- Who wants to know?
- Nancy Frymar, I'm chairwoman of this event.

Please, stand back from the door.

- Hi Celeste, I'm...
- We have a problem,

- Yes I know that's why I'm here...
- I bring my own hair make-up people,

it's in my contract.

Yes but we were unaware that their
would be a three thousand dollar fee for...

Hey! These people work hard!

We're actually trying to raise money for
people with anticoagulative blood disorders...

Right, and that's why I'm here for free.
I'm totally commited to this,

Luccine and Phillys however are not as rich as I am,
and therefore cannot afford to work for free.

- Perhaps a more reasonnable...
- This problem needs to be resolved

before I go on stage, alright?
Otherwise, I don't.

Fine, but might I just say,
I think you're a gigantic bitch,

and I will no longer allow my
daughters to listen to your music...

I'm sorry you're either trying to weasel out of what
you agreed to, or were too stupid to even read it,

and I'm the bitch?

- Trollop...
- Jesus some people are tensed!

- Keith?
- That's right.

- You peed in my john?
- I did, and I apologize.

I used to be a cop,
I'm kinda new to this.

I'm a little weird about my bathroom.

What the hell is so funny?

Sorry, I can't hear you. Y'got your
head so far up Celeste's ass!

I was not!

Good boy!!!!

Ah, I've been expecting you.
I have many messages for you.

Yeah... What's my name?

They don't tell me your name, just that you've
lost a lot, and that your heart has been broken.

Yeah, who's they?

An older man, who watches over
you, your father, your grandfather?

He was very unhappy in life. The other
one is a woman I think. Can't be sure.

Sit!

Ah!! You have a lot to work out in
this life, too much for one life.

- You will have many lives.
- Right.

Listen I think I ought to go, no offense
I just think this is a huge ball of crap! So...

She's not gone.

She's trying to get to you.
She just doesn't know how.

She is... who is?

I see a woman,
I see water.

- She thinks you stopped loving her.
- But I only started loving her.

But I wanted to love her,

the way she deserved to be loved.

- You still can.
- She's dead.

She isn't dead. She's trying
to get back to you.

She loves you.

- Try to understand what I'm going through!
- I am trying! But it's never enough!

My older brother dies when I'm ten,

my mother develops
alzeimer's really early,

the love of my life turns out to be gay,

and my dad gets struck by a lightening!

Why did all this happen to me?

I don't know...

- But I do know, that you...
- Don't you fucking take my hand!

Are you serious?

You fucking broke my
heart and stomped on it!

Now I'm such a fucking idiot!
I went out of my way to make it easier for you!

Because you wanted to suck cock!

I was so fucking in love with you!
Fucking sadist!

You make me sick!

I hate that you're gay.

I fucking hate it!

You don't hate that I'm gay
you hate that I lied to you.

You should hate that.

I lied to myself too.

Are you sure you like it?

How can I not like the first piece of furniture
we've purchased together as a couple?

It will be nice to have a place
to display my rock collection.

I spoke to a lawyer today about
pressing charges against Arthur.

Oh shit...

Look Ruth, Arthur never
sent us any excrement.

- Then who did?
- My son!

That toy truck was something I bought him.
It's the only thing I ever bought him!

- Actually before he was even born.
- Brian?

- Kyle.
- I thought your son's name was Brian?

I have another son.

- Why have you never told me this?
- Because he's never really been part of my life!

If he's sendind us shit in the mail,
he is a part of your life!

No he isn't, I was very young, his
mother and I never even married!

Her family didn't think I was suitable.

- So you just left?
- He wasn't born yet.

I was very young! Nobody wanted
me to be part of his life!

Are there other wives you've
neglected to tell me about?

No, of course not!

Art is a just a sentimental construct
to alleviate our fear of death.

No, there's no way to even determine
what it is that makes art, art.

Much less to teach it.

Hell, it's a goddamn illusion that
anyone can be taught anything!

I mean yes we can all be
conditioned up to wazoo

but, you know, to really learn something,
something important. That always comes from within.

The cunt has spoken.

Now the world sits in silence!

- So why do you teach art then?
- Why?

- 'Cause I need the goddamn paycheck.
- No you don't baby!

Bern left me very well taken care off,
all you have to do is just keep making paintings

and I'll keep buying them!
Did you know that Olivier taught my son?

- No.
- I'm hot for teacher!

Drink more mum!

Oh darling don't you wanna
try the sheraz, it's delicious!

No, I'm good.

You know I read in the paper about
a student who allowed some corporation

to tatoo its logo on his forehead, and
in exchange they paid for his education.

I mean what the hell is that?

Oh, I imagine it's an education for someone who
wouldn't normally be able to pay for it himself.

No it's way more than that, I mean my students are
all in such a mad rush to become commodities!

But that's always been true for artists!

- Where is your bathroom?
- Straight through there. To the left.

It's him, he's the one,
I can feel it!

- He is the one!
- You're drunk!

Isn't that nice to have someone who's not only
great in bed but who's also your intellectual equal?

Just don't fuck it up this
time like you always do.

What if she's really not dead?

- Nate they identified her teeth.
- Yeah I know they did!

But what if but some amazing coincidence

there's somebody out there who had the exact
same work done on the lower jaw as Lisa?

I suppose that could be possible, but I
really think the chances are pretty remote!

Yeah but it could be possible, right?

- Are you high?
- No I'm not, not anymore.

Ok, maybe you should just like stay in
tonight, and try to chill out. Ok?

I've gotta go. I've got a date
with the Matthew Barney of LAC Arts!

Even though I'm so not
the Bjork of LAC arts!

- All the chicks are hatched and fluffy now!
- Listen to the chip chip!!

- It's the chip sound!
- Chip, chip....

Hey baby! I made some
asopao. Are you hungry?

Oh damn, I had a sandwich at work.

Where're the kids?

Augusto is in bed and Julio is spending
the night over at Charlie's house.

I love you Vanessa.

I know that.

- Tell me what you like.
- I like you.

No, tell me what you'd like me to do!

Just do whatever you want and I'll
let you know how it works out for me!

Why won't you tell me?

Look, I don't have like a
checklist I need to go through!

- D'you like to have your nipple played with?
- Not if we have to talk about it!

Well how else am I supposed to
know what to do here Claire?

You're telling me you don't?

Ok, maybe we should just go to the movie.

Maybe I should just go home!

Alright.

You're never gonna learn anything sweetie.
Not in that programm!

How could you possibly learn about
councelling in 18 months!

Well after a lifetime of learning how not to do
things, maybe I'm a little ahead of the game!

Oh, I just, I just still can't believe
you're planning on becoming a shrink!

The irony! It's superbe!

The real irony is that shrinks are who
we hire to straighten out our lives,

but invariably they're the ones who are the
most fucked up! I mean twisted! Demonic!

Well then it makes absolute sense
that Brenda would become one!

Ho honey come on, you're never gonna be
a good shrink without a sense of humour!

- Do you think you're a good shrink?
- I think I'm a very good shrink!

- Does that mean you're very fucked up?
- Abso-fucking-lutely!

You have no idea!

Darling? Do you ever hear from Nate?

Yeah, actually we saw him
last night. He's still grieving.

Oh, he showed us pictures of his daughter,
oh my god she's so beautiful!

Those eyes! So open, and trusting!

It is mind boggling to think
that we were all like that once!

Ah! I Get it! Now this makes
sense! You want a baby!

Where did that come from?

Come on, darling, you are getting a little long
in the tooth you know! This would be the time!

- Oh, Brenda is feeling eggy!
- Ok! Well it's time for us to go!

- Nice meeting you.
- Nice meeting you Jim!

I hope you're up for the
challenge of my daughter!

I am, I am, yeah
it's Joe! My name is Joe!

Bye! See you in a few years!

Terrible evening!

What?

- What time is it?
- Time for you to stop keepin' things from me.

Oh, Ruth!

It sounds absurd when you talk like that.

Ok..

I was just a grad student.

And I...

I accidently knocked up a young
woman from a very wealthy family.

I offered to marry her, family
was dead set against it.

So, I signed something! And we
both went on with our life.

- What was I supposed to do?
- You've never even seen this child?

Oh Yeah, I've seen him.

He tracked me down a
couple of years ago..

He was living in some
motel over in Burbank.

And?

I.. I didn't particularly care for him.

As a matter of fact, I
found him very unpleasant.

And I... assumed he never
wanted to see me again!

Why?

Because he said : "I don't
ever wanna see you again!"

Where are you going?

I'm going to the bathroom!

George, how can you?
I just don't see how..

- I feel like i don't know you at all.
- Ruth, please!

Don't blow this
all out of proportion.

Frankly for either
one of us.

- Hello?
- Nate?

- Barb?
- It... it's Lisa

- Where are you?
- I don't know they won't tell me

- Well, who won't tell you?
- Nate, the number 3 is not important.

- Wait, what?
- You buried me.. How could you bury me?

- I thought that's what you wanted!
- But I'm not dead

I don't think it's healthy being
so disconnected from your own son!

That's why I called him this morning and told
him to be expecting us shortly past noon.

- And lucky his number was in your adress book.
- You looked in my adress book without asking me?

Apparently there's still some shred
of internal feeling in you!

This is important for me George!
I do not ask you for many things.

Alright!

- Oh, you look terrible!
- And I feel terrible!

I'm worried about you, you're not
taking very good care of yourself!

Well, I'm doing the best I can mom, And you pointing
out the ways I'm failing doesn't necesseraly help.

I'll be waiting for you in the car!

- Can I ask you something?
- Now may not be the best time, George!

Has you mother always been so...
anxious about everything?

Pretty much..

She's got a lot better
since you two got married!

How do you deal with her?

I moved away when I was 17.

For none of us liveth to himself,
and no man dieth to himself.

For if we live, we live unto the Lord;
and if we die, we die unto the Lord;

whether we live therefore, or die, we are the Lord's.
Blessed be the dead who die in the Lord

Even so saith the spirit, for they rest
from their labors. The lord be with you.

- What?
- Not a very nice way to answer the phone!

This is starting to get weird, ok?
You're not my wife!

I know that.

And I do not want you calling
me all the time, you got that?

Of course, I'm sorry!

I.. I didn't
think that I...

I don't ever wanna be a problem for you!

George, I have a question for you.

And I want you to answer me honestly.

Ruth, I get the feeling that you think I haven't
been honest with you! But I always have!

I just don't wanna burden you with
things that don't matter, that's all!

It's what I would want from you!

What did you wanna ask me?

I have no idea!

- We just wanted to thank you.
- Of course!

Seriously man, thanks!

Jen told me how she unleashed on you!

I think she really needed to do that.
She's been doing it to me mostly.

Which is just making it harder
for him to be there for me!

Yes, that's a... scenario
I'm familiar with!

The funeral was awesome.
The old guy would have really liked it.

- Ok, I'll go get the car.
- Ok, thanks honey..

Sorry. I said some pretty
terrible things about you.

And most of which were true.

No David. I know it was hard for you too.
Probably even harder than it was for me.

You're doing it again.
Making it easier for me.

- Some things never change..
- Oh Yeah, well some things need to!

So why didn't you just tell
him what you wanted?

Oh, 'cause there was absolutely no way!

I mean, it'd just be too..

- Ew.. Seriously, you'd do that?
- Of course.

Um.. Yeah.

Otherwise they'll never figure it out for themselves,
no matter how much porn stars screaming I do!

I just wish they knew how to.. do it
on their own. It's so embarassing..

Well, that's why girls are
better! They know!

No thanks. I love you, but I'm
not into eating pussy, ok?

I tried it once, it was...
mmmh, not for me!

So I'll just have to keep telling
stupid guys "point blank".

- Lick my clit while you finger me!
- Oh my God! This is... ew..

But.. ok..

Last year I went out with this guy Phil,

He was so hot, and he was like so totally
into sex, I mean we were always..

Fucking! I mean, like, always! But everytime
he would, you know, go down on me,

It was like there was this unspoken timelimit

Like, I knew that just when it was
starting to get good for me,

he was going to look up at me with his
lobster eyes like : "Can I come up now?"

So, what makes you cum?

I don't know.. the usual.. stuff!

- Why are we talking about this?
- Y'know, maybe you've never had an orgasm!

Of course I've had an orgasm!

Because if you had, you wouldn't be embarassed
about asking for more tongue time.

Could I have really never had an orgasm?

Well, I definitely felt a surge of desire, and
then, y'know a sort of relief of that desire!

Oh my God, Claire. Have you
never even rubbed one out?

- You don't masturbate?
- I don't find it that interesting..

You know, Claire, we could um.. show you how to
give yourself an orgasm by now if you want.

Um, hello! Not lesbians!

I really don't think it's possible
that I've never had an orgasm!

Well, if you haven't, you're
seriously missing out!

I'd like to say : "George has
told me a lot about you". But..

- he really hasn't told me anything at all!
- That's because he doesn't know anything about me!

I know you hate me!

And you seem to blame me for everything
you don't like about your life.

Why is he here?

- Oh, this was you're idea?
- Well..

Of course it was her idea! You made it perfectly
clear you never wanted to see me again!

I didn't! Thanks..

Kyle, look.. We can't change the past!

But maybe we can start fresh,
if you're willing to s...

Do you know what you can't do? You can't walk
in here and say : "This is this and that is that"

like you're God. Because you know what?
You're not God! You're not even close!

I want all deliveries of excrement
to our house to cease!

Yeah, well, I want there to be world peace,
but I don't see that happening either!

Why the hell are you so angry at me?
It's your mother you should be angry at!

And your grandparents..

- What is it? You find my shit offensive?
- No, I find it childish and hostile!

And I'm completely baffled at the timing!
I mean... why now?

Because my therapist says that I need
to express my true feelings to you!

- This is a goddamn waste of time!
- George, please!

- Are you alright Kyle? Do you need anything?
- Like what?

- I don't know... Clothing, underwear, socks?
- No...

Would you like a cappucino from
my 7500 dollars expresso machine?

Which I bought, so I would never
have to leave this motel room,

because I'm so fucking twisted
thanks to you know who!

Thank you, yes, I'd love a cappucino!

I was kidding, I don't even
know how to work it yet!

Well, we could all go to Starbucks!

I feel so Sharon Stone!

Do people still do these things when they've had kids?

Yeah some people do..

And some people don't!

I once walked in my parents! My father was
rubbing a rolling pen over my mother's breasts

Is this something you'd like
for me to do for you?

Oh, no thank you!

I mean, that fucked me up more than
if they'd just been fucking in front of us!

Which they also did by the way!

Sorry!

- That was fun.
- No, it wasn't!

Kyle deliberately spilled
his frapuccino all over me

No, it was just that he was so
nervous being out in the world!

And my heart goes out to him!
He lives in a motel

Only because he's too damn
lazy to change his own sheets!

Ruth, his mother's family
comes from major money!

Old, old money!
He doesn't need us!

Children need more from
their parents than money!

It's unfortunate that I was cut out of his life,
but the fact remains, I was cut out of his life!

And that's not gonna change!

He seems so lonely!

Maybe we should invite him to dinner!

Yeah, sure! Why not?

Hey, how was the funeral?

It was... awesome! The old
guy would have liked it!

Mmmh, what's this?

That? That's The Rock!

Well, we'd definitely tap that ass!

- I'm still not out at work!
- Yeah, so...

I thought you were gonna
push me to come out!

I don't care about that
anymore! It's boring!

I'd rather not fight!

Ok!

- Did you have fun.. um, did you have fun?
- She had a blast!

I can really see Lisa in her, Nate!

Yeah listen. Barb, I need
to tell you something! I...

I went to a psychic!

Aha... Was that helpful?

She said Lisa is still alive!

Jesus Christ!

I don't believe this..
What's wrong with you Nate?

Do you need help? Because if you do, you
should get it and not from a fucking psychic!

I wanna have kids too..

Y'know, or just one.. or several..

And I wanna have them, um.. it...

With you!

I mean I.. never really saw myself as.. or

I never really thought it was possible..

But somehow, ever since we've met..

Everything.. seems..

Sous-titres par la Fisher Team :

Superviseur et Grand Ma?tre: Guzo

Transcripteurs et Traducteurs:
Paqui, Guzo, Marie.

Aide aux transcripts et traductions:
Paqui, Guzo

Corrections VO et VF:
FranckblisT

Synchronisation:
EZ