Sister, Sister (1994–1999): Season 6, Episode 17 - Double Talk - full transcript
Tamera gets sick and cannot do her radio show one night, so she asks Tia to cover for her but she ends up wimping out. Jordan saves the day but insults the callers on the radio station. Tamera cannot stand this so she goes down to the station and she Jordan have it out. The on-air arguments attract a lot of callers so Tamera and Jordan start to do the show together but cannot agree on one thing. Will Tamera and Jordan make up or will Pillow Chat be history?
- Ray:
- Hey, look at you. What are you
All dressed up for?
Oh, please, ray.
- I don't need a special reason
- to dress up.
Well, look who's here...
Mr. I-don't-need-
a-special-reason himself.
Hey, hey, ray.
Lisa.
So, uh, who's
your prickly pal?
Oh, I'm staying in a hotel
- while they're fumigating
- my new place
And the lovely lady
of the house
agreed to watch my plant
for me.
My, don't you look
delicious?
Tell me something
I don't know.
- I'll tell you something
- I know.
- No fraternity brother of mine
- stays in a hotel.
You can stay right here.
Here?
Well, no. I-I don't want
to impose.
- No imposition at all,
- is it, Lisa?
Well, um...
See? It's settled.
- You can move in
- tonight.
- Ma, ray, could you please
- tell tamera
She is too sick to do
her radio show tonight.
I am not sick.
Um, tamera, you can't
go to work sick.
You go to work sick.
I have to. I'm the boss.
- Tamera, if you don't
- mind me saying
- You can't go to work
- sounding like that.
I mean, your fans expect
perfection, not infection.
So you won't be
staying home for you.
You'd be
staying home for them.
- Oh... I guess you're right,
- Victor.
Didn't I just say that?
Yeah, but you're
her father.
She has to ignore you.
But who's going to fill in
for me?
Me! Hey, tamera,
I've heard
- every one
- of your shows.
( Imitating
( tamera ):
Okay?
Sounds just like you.
I don't know.
What's the matter, huh?
What, you don't trust me?
Of course I trust you.
Get over to that radio
station and represent.
Yes! This is going to be
so exciting!
Isn't it, though?
Follow her.
You know it.
♪ I do my own style
in my own time ♪
♪ how different
we have come to be ♪
♪ even though I'm glad
to be with you ♪
- ♪ I got to feel
- what's real for me ♪
♪ Like you got to do
what's right for you ♪
- Lisa:
- Hi, sweetie. I brought you
Some chicken soup.
Thanks.
Could you turn on
the radio?
Tia:
Welcome to "pillow chat."
Lady t.'S under the weather,
so filling in for her tonight
will be me, sister t.
Okay?
"Sister t."
Now that's cute.
And you're on the air
with sister t.
Hello, sister t.?
This is Larry.
- My girlfriend's birthday
- is this weekend
But I'm about
to break up with her.
What I want to know is,
should I buy her a gift anyway?
Sister t.?
Are you there?
Come on, sister t.
Say something, Tia.
I'm going to be sick.
Duh...
Uh...
Uh, Larry, you still there?
Yes.
Well, uh...
Sister t. Had to break.
You're on with...
The madd hatter!
Larry:
So, madd hatter
do I buy her a gift or not?
Tell me, Larry...
How's your cash flow?
It's slow dough. Slow.
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
- Don't waste your money
- on a dead relationship.
- Save what few Benjamins you have
- for your next honey.
Believe me
it's a lot easier
to attract a new babe
with a little cash
in your pocket.
Oh... you're ruining my show
with that male gibberish!
Tamera, calm down, honey.
Oh! Oh, you need
the vaporizer.
- Fellas, listen to
- the madd hatter.
There's
ten of them to three of us
- so who's got the upper hand?
- Do you hear me?
Oh, I hear you.
I think "pillow chat's"
about to become a pillow fight!
You're on the air
with the madd hatter.
What's the dealie-yo?
Madd hatter, this is Linda.
I love skiing, but my new
boyfriend won't take me
because he thinks I look
too fat in ski gear.
Don't you think
he's wrong for that?
Be real with me, Linda.
How much do you weigh?
Well...
Well, I'm not, like, enormous.
Well, are you, like, pudgy?
Maybe.
Then maybe he's trying
to save you some embarrassment
so do him and yourself a favor.
Back away from the buffalo wings
and head straight for the gym.
- Do you
- hear me?
Tamera!
Feeling better?
Guess not.
If he really loves me,
my size shouldn't matter.
It matters when you
tumble down the slope
and take out the lodge.
I know if I was...
Sounds to me
like your boyfriend
is using you as an excuse
because he can't cut it on skis.
Okay?
Lady t., is that you?
You know it, girl.
I thought you were sick.
- Yeah, sick and tired
- of hearing my callers abused.
- Look, callers,
- I have to apologize
- For my insensitive
- boyfriend.
- Honey, you know you never
- ask a woman how much she weighs.
- The madd hatter was just
- trying to keep it real.
Yeah, real rude.
Let's flip
the script, okay?
Would you still
go out with lady t.
If she gained 50 pounds?
Of course I would.
Right answer.
Ha! Come on, you're
just saying that
'cause I haven't
gained 50 pounds.
- But you have gained
- about five
- And I'm not
- trippin'.
Wrong answer.
Guess who's coming to dinner?
Oh! Ooh, ooh, Victor,
I didn't expect you this early.
You know, Lisa, we only
been going out a few months
- and I'm already
- moving in.
Yeah, I've gone from
girlfriend to innkeeper.
A-phi!
- Hey, frat,
- I brought my bags.
- Not too late
- to change your mind.
Are you kidding me?
It's good to have another
man around the house.
Ray, we can't possibly
ask Victor to stay
- in that dingy old
- guest bedroom.
- He'd be much more comfortable
- in a nice hotel.
Lisa's right.
You can't sleep on
that old pullout sofa.
- You can stay in
- tamera's room upstairs.
- She's got
- a queen-size bed.
Tamera's old room next to mine?
Victor doesn't want
to carry all that luggage
up all those stairs.
No, no, it's no problem.
Ray'll help.
- Last one
- upstair's
An old man!
Heisman!
Girl, you've got to
give him an ultimatum.
It's either commitment,
or find somebody new.
Yeah. Why share
your man
when you can have
no man at all?
Okay, listeners
lady t. Thinks it's
time to play a jam
so here it is.
You know what?
I cannot believe you!
You can't believe me?
- I do you a favor,
- you come down acting all crazy
And you can't believe me?
Where are you going?
- Lady t., this is
- your little world
- And I will never
- enter it again
- No matter how much phlegm
- you're coughing up.
Fine!
- Where you
- going, champ?
Home.
No, you can't do that.
- Both:
- Why not?
- Ever since you two
- went venus/mars
- The phones have been
- hot, hot, hot!
- Too bad, because he's
- got to go, go, go.
Ya-ya-ya-ya.
All right, slow
down, lady t.
This is my...
- I mean, your chance
- to get on the map.
- This partnership could
- go national, baby.
We are not a team.
Let me put it this way:
No team, no talk.
Okay?
Hey, good morning, ray.
Can I interest you in
some bacon and eggs,
pancakes, grits?
- Ah, Victor,
- you shouldn't have...
But I'm glad you did.
I'll take a short stack.
Morning, Tia.
Can I interest you in
some bacon and eggs,
pancakes, grits?
No, thanks.
I'm still recovering
from last night.
- The whole campus
- heard me hurl.
It was so embarrassing.
Oh, don't worry, Tia.
Come here.
Thanks, ray.
- Once Jordan took over,
- no one even knew you were there.
Oh, thanks, ray.
What did I say?
I don't know.
Hi, dad.
Good morning, honey.
You know, I really did
like your show last night.
- You and Jordan work
- so well together.
- So, I guess you didn't
- like the show
- When I did it
- alone, huh?
No, I mean, I liked it.
I just really liked it
last night.
Thanks for the support, dad.
What did I say?
I don't know.
Breakfast is served,
madame.
Is it now?
Mm-hmm.
What's your pleasure?
Bacon, eggs, pancakes, grits?
- Are those eggs from
- our refrigerator?
Yeah. Why?
- Nothing, nothing. I just needed
- them to bake with.
- You've got to break a few eggs
- to make an omelet.
You have to dirty up every pot
and pan in the house as well.
- Oh, yeah, I was just
- about to get that.
Yeah, whatever.
I'm going to go buy
some more eggs...
And some brillo pads.
What did I say?
The only woman I understand
is Mrs. Butterworth.
Man:
So every single weekend, she
goes home to visit her family
and I'm left on campus
hanging by myself.
Well, Mike, that solution
is very simple.
Just get to know her family
and go home with her.
Forget that, dog.
Get yourself
a weekend woman.
You mean to tell me,
you want him to cheat
while this sweet girl
visits her family?
Every weekend?
Shoot, she's going
back for a lot more
- than mama's
- banana pudding.
I'll bet hometown
Henry's on the creep.
Good looking out.
Which one of us?
Both of y'all.
- I think I'll just go home
- with my girlfriend this weekend.
- It's time for hometown Henry
- to get a beat down.
Right.
Okay, well, we only have
a few minutes of "pillow chat."
I am lady t.
And I'm the madd hatter.
- But before we take
- our last call
I'd like to give some
shout outs to my peoples.
- My boys tyreke,
- Jamal, my pops
- Michael Jordan,
- Halle Berry...
- Halle Berry?
- Keep dreaming.
Don't player hate.
Sammy sosa, Chris Tucker
- and of course, my number one
- peeps, you the fans.
That's right, because
without your support
there'd be no madd hatter...
- Just a mad brother
- with a hat on.
- Yeah, but there'd still be
- a lady t. With a mic on.
You are on the air.
- Woman:
- Hi. This is gena in Lansing.
Free your mind, gena.
Well, I'm a freshman
but my boyfriend is still
in high school.
Now, should I wait for him
to graduate or dump him?
- Wait for him.
- Dump him.
Face it, gena
he's a boy.
You're in college.
You need a man...
Someone who's mature
and intelligent
someone who can buy you
fries and a shake, okay?
For real, girl.
I hear you, lady t.
Now hear the madd hatter.
- If your tenderoni
- makes you happy
- You should appreciate
- him for what he is
Not what he can supersize.
- Bounce that rugrat
- and don't look back.
- We are out of time
- and I am lady t.
And i'm...
Crazy!
Have a good week.
Hey, hey, tonight's show
was fantastic.
The more you argue,
the more the phones light up.
See you here
again tomorrow night.
- Great.
- Great.
Ooh, girl.
Victor:
Yeah, right.
Hey, Tia.
- Hey, ray,
- Victor.
So, who's the new
racquetball champ, huh?
As I like to say,
to the Victor goes the spoils.
Drinks on you.
Okay, frat.
- But don't get
- used to this
Just because
you had one lucky day.
- Tia:
- That was good.
Hey, mom.
Something wrong?
No, uh-uh.
Make yourself at home.
- Let me get my bag
- out of the way...
No, let me. Let me.
I'll do that.
You are the guest.
- I certainly
- wouldn't think
Of having you clean up
after yourself.
- If you need it, it's in there
- next to your cactus.
Thank you.
I think I better go
wash up for dinner.
Dinner?
You talk like I should already
have something on the table.
Don't think we're playing
house up in here.
Well, actually,
I've made reservations
for all of us tonight
at maxfield's
to thank you for
your hospitality.
Oh.
You're welcome.
Uh... mom?
You've been dying
to go to maxfield's.
I know!
Won't it be fun?
Wait a minute.
- Why didn't you act like it
- when Victor just told you?
I'm keeping him in check, girl.
Can't let a man
get too comfortable.
They start taking advantage.
Taking advantage?
Mom, he's cooked for us, okay?
He's fixed the washers
and cleaned the gutters
and now he's taking us
- to one of the finest restaurants
- in Detroit.
I hope he never leaves.
Oh, that's the problem, honey.
I feel the same way.
Okay, now I'm really lost.
Tia, Victor is...
Oh, he's fantastic.
He's the kind of man that
I thought I'd never, ever find.
And here he is,
living right under my roof.
Then why are you treating him
like toxic waste?
Tia, see, honey, relationships,
they can be tricky, you know?
I mean, if things go
right too fast
they go wrong even faster.
I don't really want it
to end.
But if it does, I want it to end
before I get in too deep.
But haven't you
always told me
life's about
taking chances?
When did you start
listening to me?
Mom, give yourself
a chance.
Let him know
how you feel.
As you said yourself
you've got to respect
the power of love.
That wasn't me, honey.
That was Luther vandross.
Permission to enter.
Permission granted.
You're just in time
for your...
Where are you going?
Motel 6.
- They're leaving the light on
- for me.
Well, I baked
your favorite cake.
I went out, I bought eggs
and everything.
Grade triple a fresh.
Maybe I'll have a piece...
To go.
Oh, why are you going?
Lisa, you have been
pushing me out
ever since I got here.
Oh, Victor...
- Look, I've
- got to go.
I'll talk to you later.
But before I do,
let me say this...
Being with you has made me happy
- that I've been
- a bachelor all these years.
Well, living with me
wasn't all that bad.
You did get some free food.
No, no, what
I mean is that...
Is that I'm glad I waited
for the right woman.
- See, I always thought
- that people
- Who talked about searching
- for their soul mates
- Were just looking for an excuse
- not to settle down.
And then I met you.
Now, all I
think about
is settling down.
You know, I hear your voice
and my heart starts beating.
You look at me
and I melt.
I look into your eyes and I...
I get weak.
I guess what i'm...
Look, what I'm trying
to say is that I...
I love you.
Oh, what the hell, Victor.
I love you, too.
Hey.
Hey.
What's up?
Oh, nothing.
Just waiting for
the song to end
so we can do
this fun show.
I wish you would have
come with me
to the library last night.
Why? Do you miss me
copying your notes?
No, I miss you.
I miss you, too.
Gosh, we really never talked
since we yelled at each other
on the radio yesterday.
Look, I don't want the show
to come between us.
It doesn't have to.
- All we have to do
- is stop arguing.
- I can't argue
- with that.
Do you know what?
I think it's about time
that we start showing
a little love up in here.
Okay, sweetie.
Well, let's do this.
Let's do it.
You're on the air
with lady t.
And the madd hatter.
Speak to us.
- Woman:
- This is melody.
First of all, I just want to say
- how much I love your show,
- lady t.
Oh, thanks.
- But you have to give
- my honey his props.
Big ups to the madd hatter.
Now that's more like it.
- What can we do
- for you, melody?
Well, my boyfriend has his
little female fan club
but won't let me have
any male friends.
- Now am I wrong in thinking
- he's not right?
- Honey, you want
- to take this one?
- Oh, no, this is
- lady t.'S world.
I'm just living in it.
First, I just have
to take a moment
- to say that i'm
- so lucky to share
The mic with this man.
- No, no, no, no.
- I'm the lucky one.
And I'm waiting for my answer.
- Tamera:
- Oh, well, melody
I say tell your boyfriend
to drop the insecurity
and embrace trust.
Ooh, now I know the madd hatter
is about to go off.
No. Actually, I couldn't
have said it better myself.
You could at least try.
For those of you
just joining us
this is the all new
and improved "pillow chat"
where Harmony, cooperation
and love reign supreme.
Isn't that right, baby?
You know it, boo-boo.
Okay, let's take
some more callers.
- Okay, let's try
- line two.
Line two.
Hello. Anybody there?
- Man:
- Yeah, I'm here.
Greetings and
a big old radio hug.
You guys make me sick!
Well, all righty then.
Let's go to a song.
What's going on in here?
We decided that
if we're going to do
the show together
- we're going to do it
- without fighting.
- Then we have
- a problem
Because no one wants
to listen to the happy
non-fighting couple show.
Excuse me?
Let me put it
in layman's terms...
No fighting, no show.
- No show.
- No show.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
That was just
show biz talk.
No show means
let's compromise.
Okay, here's the compromise.
The madd hatter hangs up his
hat, lady t. Gets her show back
and I get my girl back.
It works for me.
Lady t., you're on in 15.
Do your thing, lady t.
Thanks, baby.
- Man:
- Hello?
Hello?!
Madd hatter? Lady t.?
Sister t.?
Mr. T.?
What the...?
Is anybody there?!
Can I interest you
in some pancakes...
I mean some eggs,
bacon, pancakes...
- I left something
- upstairs.
Okay, good.
- You mean, you want
- him to cheat
While this girl visits
her sweet family...
I mean, no.
While this sweet girl
visits her family?
Let me say this...
I am so happy
that I...
Messed up this line
like this
and I have
totally forgot.
- Hey, look at you. What are you
All dressed up for?
Oh, please, ray.
- I don't need a special reason
- to dress up.
Well, look who's here...
Mr. I-don't-need-
a-special-reason himself.
Hey, hey, ray.
Lisa.
So, uh, who's
your prickly pal?
Oh, I'm staying in a hotel
- while they're fumigating
- my new place
And the lovely lady
of the house
agreed to watch my plant
for me.
My, don't you look
delicious?
Tell me something
I don't know.
- I'll tell you something
- I know.
- No fraternity brother of mine
- stays in a hotel.
You can stay right here.
Here?
Well, no. I-I don't want
to impose.
- No imposition at all,
- is it, Lisa?
Well, um...
See? It's settled.
- You can move in
- tonight.
- Ma, ray, could you please
- tell tamera
She is too sick to do
her radio show tonight.
I am not sick.
Um, tamera, you can't
go to work sick.
You go to work sick.
I have to. I'm the boss.
- Tamera, if you don't
- mind me saying
- You can't go to work
- sounding like that.
I mean, your fans expect
perfection, not infection.
So you won't be
staying home for you.
You'd be
staying home for them.
- Oh... I guess you're right,
- Victor.
Didn't I just say that?
Yeah, but you're
her father.
She has to ignore you.
But who's going to fill in
for me?
Me! Hey, tamera,
I've heard
- every one
- of your shows.
( Imitating
( tamera ):
Okay?
Sounds just like you.
I don't know.
What's the matter, huh?
What, you don't trust me?
Of course I trust you.
Get over to that radio
station and represent.
Yes! This is going to be
so exciting!
Isn't it, though?
Follow her.
You know it.
♪ I do my own style
in my own time ♪
♪ how different
we have come to be ♪
♪ even though I'm glad
to be with you ♪
- ♪ I got to feel
- what's real for me ♪
♪ Like you got to do
what's right for you ♪
- Lisa:
- Hi, sweetie. I brought you
Some chicken soup.
Thanks.
Could you turn on
the radio?
Tia:
Welcome to "pillow chat."
Lady t.'S under the weather,
so filling in for her tonight
will be me, sister t.
Okay?
"Sister t."
Now that's cute.
And you're on the air
with sister t.
Hello, sister t.?
This is Larry.
- My girlfriend's birthday
- is this weekend
But I'm about
to break up with her.
What I want to know is,
should I buy her a gift anyway?
Sister t.?
Are you there?
Come on, sister t.
Say something, Tia.
I'm going to be sick.
Duh...
Uh...
Uh, Larry, you still there?
Yes.
Well, uh...
Sister t. Had to break.
You're on with...
The madd hatter!
Larry:
So, madd hatter
do I buy her a gift or not?
Tell me, Larry...
How's your cash flow?
It's slow dough. Slow.
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
- Don't waste your money
- on a dead relationship.
- Save what few Benjamins you have
- for your next honey.
Believe me
it's a lot easier
to attract a new babe
with a little cash
in your pocket.
Oh... you're ruining my show
with that male gibberish!
Tamera, calm down, honey.
Oh! Oh, you need
the vaporizer.
- Fellas, listen to
- the madd hatter.
There's
ten of them to three of us
- so who's got the upper hand?
- Do you hear me?
Oh, I hear you.
I think "pillow chat's"
about to become a pillow fight!
You're on the air
with the madd hatter.
What's the dealie-yo?
Madd hatter, this is Linda.
I love skiing, but my new
boyfriend won't take me
because he thinks I look
too fat in ski gear.
Don't you think
he's wrong for that?
Be real with me, Linda.
How much do you weigh?
Well...
Well, I'm not, like, enormous.
Well, are you, like, pudgy?
Maybe.
Then maybe he's trying
to save you some embarrassment
so do him and yourself a favor.
Back away from the buffalo wings
and head straight for the gym.
- Do you
- hear me?
Tamera!
Feeling better?
Guess not.
If he really loves me,
my size shouldn't matter.
It matters when you
tumble down the slope
and take out the lodge.
I know if I was...
Sounds to me
like your boyfriend
is using you as an excuse
because he can't cut it on skis.
Okay?
Lady t., is that you?
You know it, girl.
I thought you were sick.
- Yeah, sick and tired
- of hearing my callers abused.
- Look, callers,
- I have to apologize
- For my insensitive
- boyfriend.
- Honey, you know you never
- ask a woman how much she weighs.
- The madd hatter was just
- trying to keep it real.
Yeah, real rude.
Let's flip
the script, okay?
Would you still
go out with lady t.
If she gained 50 pounds?
Of course I would.
Right answer.
Ha! Come on, you're
just saying that
'cause I haven't
gained 50 pounds.
- But you have gained
- about five
- And I'm not
- trippin'.
Wrong answer.
Guess who's coming to dinner?
Oh! Ooh, ooh, Victor,
I didn't expect you this early.
You know, Lisa, we only
been going out a few months
- and I'm already
- moving in.
Yeah, I've gone from
girlfriend to innkeeper.
A-phi!
- Hey, frat,
- I brought my bags.
- Not too late
- to change your mind.
Are you kidding me?
It's good to have another
man around the house.
Ray, we can't possibly
ask Victor to stay
- in that dingy old
- guest bedroom.
- He'd be much more comfortable
- in a nice hotel.
Lisa's right.
You can't sleep on
that old pullout sofa.
- You can stay in
- tamera's room upstairs.
- She's got
- a queen-size bed.
Tamera's old room next to mine?
Victor doesn't want
to carry all that luggage
up all those stairs.
No, no, it's no problem.
Ray'll help.
- Last one
- upstair's
An old man!
Heisman!
Girl, you've got to
give him an ultimatum.
It's either commitment,
or find somebody new.
Yeah. Why share
your man
when you can have
no man at all?
Okay, listeners
lady t. Thinks it's
time to play a jam
so here it is.
You know what?
I cannot believe you!
You can't believe me?
- I do you a favor,
- you come down acting all crazy
And you can't believe me?
Where are you going?
- Lady t., this is
- your little world
- And I will never
- enter it again
- No matter how much phlegm
- you're coughing up.
Fine!
- Where you
- going, champ?
Home.
No, you can't do that.
- Both:
- Why not?
- Ever since you two
- went venus/mars
- The phones have been
- hot, hot, hot!
- Too bad, because he's
- got to go, go, go.
Ya-ya-ya-ya.
All right, slow
down, lady t.
This is my...
- I mean, your chance
- to get on the map.
- This partnership could
- go national, baby.
We are not a team.
Let me put it this way:
No team, no talk.
Okay?
Hey, good morning, ray.
Can I interest you in
some bacon and eggs,
pancakes, grits?
- Ah, Victor,
- you shouldn't have...
But I'm glad you did.
I'll take a short stack.
Morning, Tia.
Can I interest you in
some bacon and eggs,
pancakes, grits?
No, thanks.
I'm still recovering
from last night.
- The whole campus
- heard me hurl.
It was so embarrassing.
Oh, don't worry, Tia.
Come here.
Thanks, ray.
- Once Jordan took over,
- no one even knew you were there.
Oh, thanks, ray.
What did I say?
I don't know.
Hi, dad.
Good morning, honey.
You know, I really did
like your show last night.
- You and Jordan work
- so well together.
- So, I guess you didn't
- like the show
- When I did it
- alone, huh?
No, I mean, I liked it.
I just really liked it
last night.
Thanks for the support, dad.
What did I say?
I don't know.
Breakfast is served,
madame.
Is it now?
Mm-hmm.
What's your pleasure?
Bacon, eggs, pancakes, grits?
- Are those eggs from
- our refrigerator?
Yeah. Why?
- Nothing, nothing. I just needed
- them to bake with.
- You've got to break a few eggs
- to make an omelet.
You have to dirty up every pot
and pan in the house as well.
- Oh, yeah, I was just
- about to get that.
Yeah, whatever.
I'm going to go buy
some more eggs...
And some brillo pads.
What did I say?
The only woman I understand
is Mrs. Butterworth.
Man:
So every single weekend, she
goes home to visit her family
and I'm left on campus
hanging by myself.
Well, Mike, that solution
is very simple.
Just get to know her family
and go home with her.
Forget that, dog.
Get yourself
a weekend woman.
You mean to tell me,
you want him to cheat
while this sweet girl
visits her family?
Every weekend?
Shoot, she's going
back for a lot more
- than mama's
- banana pudding.
I'll bet hometown
Henry's on the creep.
Good looking out.
Which one of us?
Both of y'all.
- I think I'll just go home
- with my girlfriend this weekend.
- It's time for hometown Henry
- to get a beat down.
Right.
Okay, well, we only have
a few minutes of "pillow chat."
I am lady t.
And I'm the madd hatter.
- But before we take
- our last call
I'd like to give some
shout outs to my peoples.
- My boys tyreke,
- Jamal, my pops
- Michael Jordan,
- Halle Berry...
- Halle Berry?
- Keep dreaming.
Don't player hate.
Sammy sosa, Chris Tucker
- and of course, my number one
- peeps, you the fans.
That's right, because
without your support
there'd be no madd hatter...
- Just a mad brother
- with a hat on.
- Yeah, but there'd still be
- a lady t. With a mic on.
You are on the air.
- Woman:
- Hi. This is gena in Lansing.
Free your mind, gena.
Well, I'm a freshman
but my boyfriend is still
in high school.
Now, should I wait for him
to graduate or dump him?
- Wait for him.
- Dump him.
Face it, gena
he's a boy.
You're in college.
You need a man...
Someone who's mature
and intelligent
someone who can buy you
fries and a shake, okay?
For real, girl.
I hear you, lady t.
Now hear the madd hatter.
- If your tenderoni
- makes you happy
- You should appreciate
- him for what he is
Not what he can supersize.
- Bounce that rugrat
- and don't look back.
- We are out of time
- and I am lady t.
And i'm...
Crazy!
Have a good week.
Hey, hey, tonight's show
was fantastic.
The more you argue,
the more the phones light up.
See you here
again tomorrow night.
- Great.
- Great.
Ooh, girl.
Victor:
Yeah, right.
Hey, Tia.
- Hey, ray,
- Victor.
So, who's the new
racquetball champ, huh?
As I like to say,
to the Victor goes the spoils.
Drinks on you.
Okay, frat.
- But don't get
- used to this
Just because
you had one lucky day.
- Tia:
- That was good.
Hey, mom.
Something wrong?
No, uh-uh.
Make yourself at home.
- Let me get my bag
- out of the way...
No, let me. Let me.
I'll do that.
You are the guest.
- I certainly
- wouldn't think
Of having you clean up
after yourself.
- If you need it, it's in there
- next to your cactus.
Thank you.
I think I better go
wash up for dinner.
Dinner?
You talk like I should already
have something on the table.
Don't think we're playing
house up in here.
Well, actually,
I've made reservations
for all of us tonight
at maxfield's
to thank you for
your hospitality.
Oh.
You're welcome.
Uh... mom?
You've been dying
to go to maxfield's.
I know!
Won't it be fun?
Wait a minute.
- Why didn't you act like it
- when Victor just told you?
I'm keeping him in check, girl.
Can't let a man
get too comfortable.
They start taking advantage.
Taking advantage?
Mom, he's cooked for us, okay?
He's fixed the washers
and cleaned the gutters
and now he's taking us
- to one of the finest restaurants
- in Detroit.
I hope he never leaves.
Oh, that's the problem, honey.
I feel the same way.
Okay, now I'm really lost.
Tia, Victor is...
Oh, he's fantastic.
He's the kind of man that
I thought I'd never, ever find.
And here he is,
living right under my roof.
Then why are you treating him
like toxic waste?
Tia, see, honey, relationships,
they can be tricky, you know?
I mean, if things go
right too fast
they go wrong even faster.
I don't really want it
to end.
But if it does, I want it to end
before I get in too deep.
But haven't you
always told me
life's about
taking chances?
When did you start
listening to me?
Mom, give yourself
a chance.
Let him know
how you feel.
As you said yourself
you've got to respect
the power of love.
That wasn't me, honey.
That was Luther vandross.
Permission to enter.
Permission granted.
You're just in time
for your...
Where are you going?
Motel 6.
- They're leaving the light on
- for me.
Well, I baked
your favorite cake.
I went out, I bought eggs
and everything.
Grade triple a fresh.
Maybe I'll have a piece...
To go.
Oh, why are you going?
Lisa, you have been
pushing me out
ever since I got here.
Oh, Victor...
- Look, I've
- got to go.
I'll talk to you later.
But before I do,
let me say this...
Being with you has made me happy
- that I've been
- a bachelor all these years.
Well, living with me
wasn't all that bad.
You did get some free food.
No, no, what
I mean is that...
Is that I'm glad I waited
for the right woman.
- See, I always thought
- that people
- Who talked about searching
- for their soul mates
- Were just looking for an excuse
- not to settle down.
And then I met you.
Now, all I
think about
is settling down.
You know, I hear your voice
and my heart starts beating.
You look at me
and I melt.
I look into your eyes and I...
I get weak.
I guess what i'm...
Look, what I'm trying
to say is that I...
I love you.
Oh, what the hell, Victor.
I love you, too.
Hey.
Hey.
What's up?
Oh, nothing.
Just waiting for
the song to end
so we can do
this fun show.
I wish you would have
come with me
to the library last night.
Why? Do you miss me
copying your notes?
No, I miss you.
I miss you, too.
Gosh, we really never talked
since we yelled at each other
on the radio yesterday.
Look, I don't want the show
to come between us.
It doesn't have to.
- All we have to do
- is stop arguing.
- I can't argue
- with that.
Do you know what?
I think it's about time
that we start showing
a little love up in here.
Okay, sweetie.
Well, let's do this.
Let's do it.
You're on the air
with lady t.
And the madd hatter.
Speak to us.
- Woman:
- This is melody.
First of all, I just want to say
- how much I love your show,
- lady t.
Oh, thanks.
- But you have to give
- my honey his props.
Big ups to the madd hatter.
Now that's more like it.
- What can we do
- for you, melody?
Well, my boyfriend has his
little female fan club
but won't let me have
any male friends.
- Now am I wrong in thinking
- he's not right?
- Honey, you want
- to take this one?
- Oh, no, this is
- lady t.'S world.
I'm just living in it.
First, I just have
to take a moment
- to say that i'm
- so lucky to share
The mic with this man.
- No, no, no, no.
- I'm the lucky one.
And I'm waiting for my answer.
- Tamera:
- Oh, well, melody
I say tell your boyfriend
to drop the insecurity
and embrace trust.
Ooh, now I know the madd hatter
is about to go off.
No. Actually, I couldn't
have said it better myself.
You could at least try.
For those of you
just joining us
this is the all new
and improved "pillow chat"
where Harmony, cooperation
and love reign supreme.
Isn't that right, baby?
You know it, boo-boo.
Okay, let's take
some more callers.
- Okay, let's try
- line two.
Line two.
Hello. Anybody there?
- Man:
- Yeah, I'm here.
Greetings and
a big old radio hug.
You guys make me sick!
Well, all righty then.
Let's go to a song.
What's going on in here?
We decided that
if we're going to do
the show together
- we're going to do it
- without fighting.
- Then we have
- a problem
Because no one wants
to listen to the happy
non-fighting couple show.
Excuse me?
Let me put it
in layman's terms...
No fighting, no show.
- No show.
- No show.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
That was just
show biz talk.
No show means
let's compromise.
Okay, here's the compromise.
The madd hatter hangs up his
hat, lady t. Gets her show back
and I get my girl back.
It works for me.
Lady t., you're on in 15.
Do your thing, lady t.
Thanks, baby.
- Man:
- Hello?
Hello?!
Madd hatter? Lady t.?
Sister t.?
Mr. T.?
What the...?
Is anybody there?!
Can I interest you
in some pancakes...
I mean some eggs,
bacon, pancakes...
- I left something
- upstairs.
Okay, good.
- You mean, you want
- him to cheat
While this girl visits
her sweet family...
I mean, no.
While this sweet girl
visits her family?
Let me say this...
I am so happy
that I...
Messed up this line
like this
and I have
totally forgot.