Sister, Sister (1994–1999): Season 6, Episode 11 - Twins or Consequences - full transcript
A chemistry mid-term is coming up and instead of studying, Tamera decides to go out and party, but when morning approaches Tamera is to worn out and cannot remember anything that she studied because of her partying. Tamera begs Ti...
Now, this is what I call living
the college life.
You know it.
Ooh!
Whoo!
Man, I am so glad
my midterms are over.
- I've got one
- more... chemistry.
- But that's not
- going to stop me
From what I came
to college for, huh?
The parties!
The parties!
Okay, okay
here's the party plan:
We're going to roll
into the freshman
mixer at 7:00.
- Slide into the delta
- party at 8:00.
Mm-hmm. Fall into the
kappa jam at 10:00.
Tamera.
- When do you plan on studying
- for your midterm?
Tomorrow night
after...
The '70s party.
The '70s party.
- Oh, okay, okay,
- but the twin who graduates
Is not going to support
the twin who doesn't.
Oh, please. And you know
what I say to that?
No problema.
Hey!
Hey!
♪ I do my own style
in my own time ♪
♪ how different
we have come to be ♪
♪ even though I'm glad
to be with you ♪
- ♪ I got to feel
- what's real for me ♪
♪ Like you got to do
what's right for you ♪
Oh, thanks.
- Tamera, you look a little tired;
- are you getting enough sleep?
Oh, sure, if you count
class time.
Bye, dad.
Come on, Tia.
What?
Just kidding.
Oh, thanks, ray.
What do I look like,
Starbucks?
You won't believe
who got nominated
at my club meeting last night.
Vivica Shaw.
That witch wants to be
a member of the professional
black women of Detroit.
Well, she is black...
And she is a professional.
- Well, I don't care how hard
- she works for the money.
That backbiting floozy
- will never get to be
- a member of my club.
Ooh, two tickets
for the wynton marsalis concert.
Ooh, I've been trying
to get these for months.
Well, who sent them?
The backbiting floozy.
A typical vivica bribe.
She obviously doesn't know you.
- Well, you obviously
- don't know me
- 'cause I'm going to be jamming
- with wynton.
Yo.
Boo-ya!
It's my fault. It's my fault.
- Pass it to me.
- There it is.
You mean, "air" it is.
Word.
- Man, we gonna
- kill you guys.
This court gonna look
like a crime scene.
Word.
All right,
well, look, fellas
- I got to get to work,
- but, uh, I got to apologize.
- I know my skills
- was gone today.
No problem, man.
Everybody got they off day.
Still my dog.
- All right.
- All right.
We got to drop tyreke.
- Quit tripping, Jamal;
- you heard the man.
- He's had a bad day,
- that's all.
- It's a bad day to have
- a bad day, man.
- We lose one more game,
- and we out of the playoffs.
What are you
trying to say?
- What I'm trying
- to say is we need
- Somebody who can hit the jumper,
- like my man over there.
- Oh, no, no, no,
- I'm not hearing that.
- Tyreke is my boy.
- Come on.
Yeah, well, your boy is...
How can I sugar this?
Struggling.
Straight up.
Oh, gosh.
Tamera.
Party over here.
You stayed out all night?
Oh, my gosh.
I fell asleep.
But this afro feels
like a fluffy pillow.
- Girl, you better come back
- to the future
And go take your midterm.
Tia, I've been studying
for the last four hours
and I can't remember
anything from the last three.
At times like this
I wish I had a twin.
Forget it.
Uh-uh. Tamera, I am not
taking your midterm.
Oh, come on, Tia.
This is what we do.
We're twins. Come on.
- I mess up,
- you take the test.
- Yeah, well,
- not this time.
- Tia, but chemistry is,
- like, your favorite subject.
To me it's a test.
- To you,
- it's like a... fiesta.
Bye, tamera.
Come on, Tia.
- If I take that test,
- I'll walk out with an "f."
Please? I need your help.
I promise
this will be the last time.
- Yeah? Well, that's what
- you said the last time.
I was in high school.
- You know what
- a liar I was.
This time I mean it.
Please?
Please... please,
please, please, please?
Okay. Okay, okay.
But this is the last time.
Thank you.
Good night.
Tamera.
It's noon.
Well, then you better get going.
You don't want to make me late.
Hello, Lisa, vivica.
Hello, ray. You look well.
Well, I was...
- So, Lisa,
- everything's arranged.
My station will plug
- the club's children's hospital
- benefit for free.
Well, that's great.
- With enough publicity,
- we'll be able to raise the money
- To build a new game center
- for the kids.
By the way, how's the new
member selection going
at the club?
This is our toughest year.
We have so many
qualified candidates
and so few openings.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Well, I'm off to ladle
soup to the homeless.
Oh, but before I forget
I got you two
seats on the ice
for the red wings
game next week.
Oh, vivica
you shouldn't have
but I'm glad
you did. Thanks.
No problem.
Ta-ta.
Good-bye, vivica.
Oh, good-bye, ray.
- Can't you see
- what she's up to?
Well, unlike you, ray,
I can handle vivica.
You can't get hit by a truck
when you see it coming.
Is that so?
First wynton,
then free publicity
now redwing tickets.
It's obvious what
she's really after.
Me.
Hey, t.
Dog, hey, how you doing, man?
How you feeling?
I'm cool.
You know, I'm just trying
to get my rhythm back.
Uh-huh. Rhythm, right.
Look, the game
of basketball...
Can we sit down, please?
Yeah, yeah.
Anyway, like
I was saying...
The game of basketball
is a team sport
and a team is
like... a jumbo jet.
Now, when an engine fails,
the plane veers off course.
And that's not good.
Right. Right, right, right.
See? So, as the
captain of the team
it's my job
to put the plane
back on course, you see?
- By repairing
- the bad engine.
Exactly, exactly.
You get what
I'm saying?
No, I don't understand.
- And you're
- the bad engine.
Oh, man, you cutting me?
No, no, no, no, no.
You still on the team.
You just coming off the bench.
Oh, you mean,
warming the bench.
That's messed up, man.
What's up?
I think he took it
pretty well, yeah.
Man:
Okay, everyone,
please clear your desks.
Take out your pencils.
Inside each booklet
you'll find a copy
- of the school's
- honor statement.
Please read it silently
to yourselves
as I read it aloud.
"On my honor..."
Oh, I'm sorry, professor.
Braxton?
Right.
Thank you.
And since you're late
perhaps you'll do us the honor
- of reading the honor statement
- aloud, tamera.
Oh, that's me.
Uh...
"On my honor I pledge
"that I will neither give
nor receive outside help...
"On this examination...
"And I will uphold the integrity
of this university
by reporting those
who violate the code."
As soon as you've signed
the pledge, you may begin.
Are you all right, tamera?
Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay.
Hey.
Come...
Sit...
So...
Tell me all
about my "a."
Well, uh...
I know, my sister.
- You don't want to
- throw off the curve.
So I got a "b," right?
No.
- Well, that's okay.
- That's okay.
- See, a "b" would
- have raised
A few eyebrows anyway.
I can live with a "c."
You didn't get a "c."
You got a zero.
You better mean
zero wrong.
I didn't take your midterm.
What?!
Well, I'm sorry
but I could not sign
that honor statement.
I just didn't feel right.
- Oh, my gosh, Tia,
- how could you do this to me?
I thought you had my back.
What? I do.
But there are some things
I just can't do, tamera...
Even for you.
Well, thanks for telling me now.
Geez...
Viveca:
Knock-knock.
Oh, hi, vivica.
Come in.
Sorry to barge in
on you like this
but I have great news
and I just wanted to see
your face when I told you.
Well, here's my face.
Give up the news.
Well, you know
how every year
the mahogany fashion expo
comes to Detroit?
Of course, I do.
- You know I read essence, ebony,
- jet and black hair today.
Well, color you excited,
because I, vivica sinclair Shaw
just got you the account
to design all the dresses
for the next show.
You didn't.
Really? Uh, vivica... I...
I don't know what to say.
No words. Hug.
Oh!
What's all the
celebrating about?
Viv... vivica!
Vivica hooked me up.
She got me the mahogany
fashion expo account.
She did?
Well, actually,
Lisa's talent did.
Now, Andre Jones
is the organizer.
Give him a call
in... a couple of weeks.
Well, thanks, vivica.
Now, you see that, ray?
- I told you she
- wasn't trying
To get back with you.
Vivica:
What?!
Oh, really, ray.
You know, you are a caution.
Okay, it's not that funny.
Oh. Oh, ooh, I must go.
- I'm taping
- the first episode
Of my new show,
visions with vivica.
Hmm...
Oh, just a little
psychic thing
I whipped up.
Besides, I don't want
to make you late
for your club meeting.
I'm sure you have
a lot to discuss.
Well...
See you later...
Sister-friend.
I'll see you later...
Sister-friend.
I can't believe my
sister's tripping.
- I can't believe
- tyreke is tripping.
I can't believe
there's no jalapenos
on these nachos.
She should understand
I did what was right.
- Lose to "o" house,
- we're out of the tournament.
Did anybody catch Buffy
last night?
Hey, sweetie.
Diavian.
Hey, Tia.
Diavian.
You know what?
I got to go.
I've got a class.
I wouldn't want you
to miss that.
Well...
I'll see you
later, sweetie.
I've got to bounce.
Oh, you bounce, huh?
Huh? You gonna throw it
all in my face, man?
- Finally, we can talk about
- something other than whatever...
You know, I asked Tia
to help me out
- and she just
- leaves me hanging.
I'm there all season.
- We get to the play-offs,
- and he benches me.
And you know what?
Yesterday, she...
Okay, okay, that's it.
Now, tamera,
you are being too
hard on your sister.
But she's the one
that let me down.
- Oh, my bad.
- You're right.
- How dare she not
- cheat for you.
What is the big deal?
- We used to do this
- all the time in high school.
High school,
elementary school,
traffic school...
It's all wrong.
Besides, if Tia would
have gotten caught
both of you would
have been kicked out.
You know what?
- Maybe I was
- a little too hard on Jordan.
No. You got dogged.
Ray, this little chat
was such a good idea.
- Well, since you're now
- a member
- Of the professional
- black woman's club of Detroit
- I wanted to be the first
- to say congratulations
And no hard feelings.
Oh, thank you, ray.
That's so sweet.
To me.
Of course.
Ray, have you seen the...?
- Oh, vivica,
- what are you doing here?
Well, ray, invited me over.
Oh, ray...
No, it's not
what you think.
Since we are bound to be
seeing more of each other
- I wanted to
- clear the air.
Oh. Um...
I was talking to Andre
about the fashion expo.
You didn't call
him already.
- Yes. And it's a good thing
- I did, too
- Because he is not
- the person in charge.
In fact, he asked me for a job.
What?
Andre got downsized?
Oh, well... I tried.
You tried to pull a fast one
is what you did.
May I remind you that I am
a respected professional?
I treat people that way,
and that's how I expect
to be treated.
- Blah, blah, blah, and
- your drama continues.
Well, you about to start
a little drama of your own
- called "how vivica didn't get
- into the club."
Well, as clever
as that sounds
it's too little
too late.
The club called me
this morning.
I'm in.
Oh, no, you're not.
- We don't vote for membership
- for two weeks.
Well, somebody is
out of the loop.
Tonya Lewis called me and gave
me the good news this morning.
I believe she said,
"congratulations, vivica.
I'd like to..."
Extend the hand
- of sisterhood
- to a new member
Of the black
professional women's
club of Detroit.
Ray, I can't believe
you would do something so low
so deceitful,
so cruel... so me.
You make me so proud.
Well, I hate to interrupt
your little ha-ha-ha
but I'm leaving.
- Well, that's the best gift
- you could give me, vivica.
Good-bye... ladies.
Hey, yo. There's delvon.
I still feel bad
about tyreke.
- But I'll get
- over it.
Buckley's in
the his-zouse!
- Man, I hope you
- guys are praying
- Because you need
- a miracle.
Word.
You know, it'd
be a miracle
- if you were
- to shut up.
Word!
( Background chatter
( and cheering )
Buckley!
- Girl: - Come on.
- Work it out.
Traveling!
Traveling?
- Are you blind?
- I got bumped, man. What's up?
Come on now.
Hey, man!
- That's what
- I'm talking about.
- That's all right.
- That's okay, come on.
Ready?
Let's go, d.
- Girl: - Come on, y'all.
- Just shoot the ball.
Uh, delvon, bro
you all right?
Yeah, just getting
warmed up.
Come on, y'all.
What's he...?
- All right, I got it.
- I got it.
Just go down. Go down.
- Come on.
- Work it out.
Come on, y'all.
Shoot it!
Halftime!
"O" house, 24;
Buckley, six.
My fault, my fault.
Hey.
Hey.
So what's the score?
You don't want to know.
Hey.
What's up?
Ooh, the game is kind of close.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good news.
I went to see
professor Braxton.
He's letting me
make up the exam.
How'd you manage that?
I told him I wasn't
myself that day.
Want to come back in?
Man, I don't know.
All right?
I don't want to mess up
your little flight plan.
All right, all right.
All right.
All right, I messed up, okay?
- I messed up,
- and you should be on the court.
Well, thank you,
all right?
- Anyway, Tia,
- while I was there
- I took a look at the honor code,
- and you were right.
- I shouldn't have asked you
- to take the midterm.
Yeah, well, I shouldn't
have agreed to do it.
You know, I can't expect you
- to bail me out
- every time I mess up.
Tamera...
That doesn't mean
I won't have your back.
I just don't have
to be you to have it.
Bottom line, Tia, is
I'll never, ever ask you
to take my midterm
for me again.
- I'll just hold out
- for the final.
Now, who's going
to tell delvon?
If y'all played some "d"
maybe I can get
a shot off.
Delvon!
My brother.
Look here, man,
the game of basketball...
Hey, I just heard
there's going to be
a serious
after-the-game jam.
Well, count me out, d.
- I'm going to study
- for my midterm.
Well, tamera
sounding responsible
already, huh?
Of course. You know me.
- Okay, you better
- be studying, too.
So, uh, you'll be
a little late for the party?
Of course.
You know me.
Parties.
Parties.
"I'd like to extend..."
The hand
of sisterhood
to a new member
of the black...
Black?
Here.
Have some of this.
Thank you so much!
You take the chicken
and you put the
chicken in the oven.
You take the Rosemary
seasoning...
Come back, come back.
Tim, come back. Oh!
- It's professional... the first
- word is professional.
the college life.
You know it.
Ooh!
Whoo!
Man, I am so glad
my midterms are over.
- I've got one
- more... chemistry.
- But that's not
- going to stop me
From what I came
to college for, huh?
The parties!
The parties!
Okay, okay
here's the party plan:
We're going to roll
into the freshman
mixer at 7:00.
- Slide into the delta
- party at 8:00.
Mm-hmm. Fall into the
kappa jam at 10:00.
Tamera.
- When do you plan on studying
- for your midterm?
Tomorrow night
after...
The '70s party.
The '70s party.
- Oh, okay, okay,
- but the twin who graduates
Is not going to support
the twin who doesn't.
Oh, please. And you know
what I say to that?
No problema.
Hey!
Hey!
♪ I do my own style
in my own time ♪
♪ how different
we have come to be ♪
♪ even though I'm glad
to be with you ♪
- ♪ I got to feel
- what's real for me ♪
♪ Like you got to do
what's right for you ♪
Oh, thanks.
- Tamera, you look a little tired;
- are you getting enough sleep?
Oh, sure, if you count
class time.
Bye, dad.
Come on, Tia.
What?
Just kidding.
Oh, thanks, ray.
What do I look like,
Starbucks?
You won't believe
who got nominated
at my club meeting last night.
Vivica Shaw.
That witch wants to be
a member of the professional
black women of Detroit.
Well, she is black...
And she is a professional.
- Well, I don't care how hard
- she works for the money.
That backbiting floozy
- will never get to be
- a member of my club.
Ooh, two tickets
for the wynton marsalis concert.
Ooh, I've been trying
to get these for months.
Well, who sent them?
The backbiting floozy.
A typical vivica bribe.
She obviously doesn't know you.
- Well, you obviously
- don't know me
- 'cause I'm going to be jamming
- with wynton.
Yo.
Boo-ya!
It's my fault. It's my fault.
- Pass it to me.
- There it is.
You mean, "air" it is.
Word.
- Man, we gonna
- kill you guys.
This court gonna look
like a crime scene.
Word.
All right,
well, look, fellas
- I got to get to work,
- but, uh, I got to apologize.
- I know my skills
- was gone today.
No problem, man.
Everybody got they off day.
Still my dog.
- All right.
- All right.
We got to drop tyreke.
- Quit tripping, Jamal;
- you heard the man.
- He's had a bad day,
- that's all.
- It's a bad day to have
- a bad day, man.
- We lose one more game,
- and we out of the playoffs.
What are you
trying to say?
- What I'm trying
- to say is we need
- Somebody who can hit the jumper,
- like my man over there.
- Oh, no, no, no,
- I'm not hearing that.
- Tyreke is my boy.
- Come on.
Yeah, well, your boy is...
How can I sugar this?
Struggling.
Straight up.
Oh, gosh.
Tamera.
Party over here.
You stayed out all night?
Oh, my gosh.
I fell asleep.
But this afro feels
like a fluffy pillow.
- Girl, you better come back
- to the future
And go take your midterm.
Tia, I've been studying
for the last four hours
and I can't remember
anything from the last three.
At times like this
I wish I had a twin.
Forget it.
Uh-uh. Tamera, I am not
taking your midterm.
Oh, come on, Tia.
This is what we do.
We're twins. Come on.
- I mess up,
- you take the test.
- Yeah, well,
- not this time.
- Tia, but chemistry is,
- like, your favorite subject.
To me it's a test.
- To you,
- it's like a... fiesta.
Bye, tamera.
Come on, Tia.
- If I take that test,
- I'll walk out with an "f."
Please? I need your help.
I promise
this will be the last time.
- Yeah? Well, that's what
- you said the last time.
I was in high school.
- You know what
- a liar I was.
This time I mean it.
Please?
Please... please,
please, please, please?
Okay. Okay, okay.
But this is the last time.
Thank you.
Good night.
Tamera.
It's noon.
Well, then you better get going.
You don't want to make me late.
Hello, Lisa, vivica.
Hello, ray. You look well.
Well, I was...
- So, Lisa,
- everything's arranged.
My station will plug
- the club's children's hospital
- benefit for free.
Well, that's great.
- With enough publicity,
- we'll be able to raise the money
- To build a new game center
- for the kids.
By the way, how's the new
member selection going
at the club?
This is our toughest year.
We have so many
qualified candidates
and so few openings.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Well, I'm off to ladle
soup to the homeless.
Oh, but before I forget
I got you two
seats on the ice
for the red wings
game next week.
Oh, vivica
you shouldn't have
but I'm glad
you did. Thanks.
No problem.
Ta-ta.
Good-bye, vivica.
Oh, good-bye, ray.
- Can't you see
- what she's up to?
Well, unlike you, ray,
I can handle vivica.
You can't get hit by a truck
when you see it coming.
Is that so?
First wynton,
then free publicity
now redwing tickets.
It's obvious what
she's really after.
Me.
Hey, t.
Dog, hey, how you doing, man?
How you feeling?
I'm cool.
You know, I'm just trying
to get my rhythm back.
Uh-huh. Rhythm, right.
Look, the game
of basketball...
Can we sit down, please?
Yeah, yeah.
Anyway, like
I was saying...
The game of basketball
is a team sport
and a team is
like... a jumbo jet.
Now, when an engine fails,
the plane veers off course.
And that's not good.
Right. Right, right, right.
See? So, as the
captain of the team
it's my job
to put the plane
back on course, you see?
- By repairing
- the bad engine.
Exactly, exactly.
You get what
I'm saying?
No, I don't understand.
- And you're
- the bad engine.
Oh, man, you cutting me?
No, no, no, no, no.
You still on the team.
You just coming off the bench.
Oh, you mean,
warming the bench.
That's messed up, man.
What's up?
I think he took it
pretty well, yeah.
Man:
Okay, everyone,
please clear your desks.
Take out your pencils.
Inside each booklet
you'll find a copy
- of the school's
- honor statement.
Please read it silently
to yourselves
as I read it aloud.
"On my honor..."
Oh, I'm sorry, professor.
Braxton?
Right.
Thank you.
And since you're late
perhaps you'll do us the honor
- of reading the honor statement
- aloud, tamera.
Oh, that's me.
Uh...
"On my honor I pledge
"that I will neither give
nor receive outside help...
"On this examination...
"And I will uphold the integrity
of this university
by reporting those
who violate the code."
As soon as you've signed
the pledge, you may begin.
Are you all right, tamera?
Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay.
Hey.
Come...
Sit...
So...
Tell me all
about my "a."
Well, uh...
I know, my sister.
- You don't want to
- throw off the curve.
So I got a "b," right?
No.
- Well, that's okay.
- That's okay.
- See, a "b" would
- have raised
A few eyebrows anyway.
I can live with a "c."
You didn't get a "c."
You got a zero.
You better mean
zero wrong.
I didn't take your midterm.
What?!
Well, I'm sorry
but I could not sign
that honor statement.
I just didn't feel right.
- Oh, my gosh, Tia,
- how could you do this to me?
I thought you had my back.
What? I do.
But there are some things
I just can't do, tamera...
Even for you.
Well, thanks for telling me now.
Geez...
Viveca:
Knock-knock.
Oh, hi, vivica.
Come in.
Sorry to barge in
on you like this
but I have great news
and I just wanted to see
your face when I told you.
Well, here's my face.
Give up the news.
Well, you know
how every year
the mahogany fashion expo
comes to Detroit?
Of course, I do.
- You know I read essence, ebony,
- jet and black hair today.
Well, color you excited,
because I, vivica sinclair Shaw
just got you the account
to design all the dresses
for the next show.
You didn't.
Really? Uh, vivica... I...
I don't know what to say.
No words. Hug.
Oh!
What's all the
celebrating about?
Viv... vivica!
Vivica hooked me up.
She got me the mahogany
fashion expo account.
She did?
Well, actually,
Lisa's talent did.
Now, Andre Jones
is the organizer.
Give him a call
in... a couple of weeks.
Well, thanks, vivica.
Now, you see that, ray?
- I told you she
- wasn't trying
To get back with you.
Vivica:
What?!
Oh, really, ray.
You know, you are a caution.
Okay, it's not that funny.
Oh. Oh, ooh, I must go.
- I'm taping
- the first episode
Of my new show,
visions with vivica.
Hmm...
Oh, just a little
psychic thing
I whipped up.
Besides, I don't want
to make you late
for your club meeting.
I'm sure you have
a lot to discuss.
Well...
See you later...
Sister-friend.
I'll see you later...
Sister-friend.
I can't believe my
sister's tripping.
- I can't believe
- tyreke is tripping.
I can't believe
there's no jalapenos
on these nachos.
She should understand
I did what was right.
- Lose to "o" house,
- we're out of the tournament.
Did anybody catch Buffy
last night?
Hey, sweetie.
Diavian.
Hey, Tia.
Diavian.
You know what?
I got to go.
I've got a class.
I wouldn't want you
to miss that.
Well...
I'll see you
later, sweetie.
I've got to bounce.
Oh, you bounce, huh?
Huh? You gonna throw it
all in my face, man?
- Finally, we can talk about
- something other than whatever...
You know, I asked Tia
to help me out
- and she just
- leaves me hanging.
I'm there all season.
- We get to the play-offs,
- and he benches me.
And you know what?
Yesterday, she...
Okay, okay, that's it.
Now, tamera,
you are being too
hard on your sister.
But she's the one
that let me down.
- Oh, my bad.
- You're right.
- How dare she not
- cheat for you.
What is the big deal?
- We used to do this
- all the time in high school.
High school,
elementary school,
traffic school...
It's all wrong.
Besides, if Tia would
have gotten caught
both of you would
have been kicked out.
You know what?
- Maybe I was
- a little too hard on Jordan.
No. You got dogged.
Ray, this little chat
was such a good idea.
- Well, since you're now
- a member
- Of the professional
- black woman's club of Detroit
- I wanted to be the first
- to say congratulations
And no hard feelings.
Oh, thank you, ray.
That's so sweet.
To me.
Of course.
Ray, have you seen the...?
- Oh, vivica,
- what are you doing here?
Well, ray, invited me over.
Oh, ray...
No, it's not
what you think.
Since we are bound to be
seeing more of each other
- I wanted to
- clear the air.
Oh. Um...
I was talking to Andre
about the fashion expo.
You didn't call
him already.
- Yes. And it's a good thing
- I did, too
- Because he is not
- the person in charge.
In fact, he asked me for a job.
What?
Andre got downsized?
Oh, well... I tried.
You tried to pull a fast one
is what you did.
May I remind you that I am
a respected professional?
I treat people that way,
and that's how I expect
to be treated.
- Blah, blah, blah, and
- your drama continues.
Well, you about to start
a little drama of your own
- called "how vivica didn't get
- into the club."
Well, as clever
as that sounds
it's too little
too late.
The club called me
this morning.
I'm in.
Oh, no, you're not.
- We don't vote for membership
- for two weeks.
Well, somebody is
out of the loop.
Tonya Lewis called me and gave
me the good news this morning.
I believe she said,
"congratulations, vivica.
I'd like to..."
Extend the hand
- of sisterhood
- to a new member
Of the black
professional women's
club of Detroit.
Ray, I can't believe
you would do something so low
so deceitful,
so cruel... so me.
You make me so proud.
Well, I hate to interrupt
your little ha-ha-ha
but I'm leaving.
- Well, that's the best gift
- you could give me, vivica.
Good-bye... ladies.
Hey, yo. There's delvon.
I still feel bad
about tyreke.
- But I'll get
- over it.
Buckley's in
the his-zouse!
- Man, I hope you
- guys are praying
- Because you need
- a miracle.
Word.
You know, it'd
be a miracle
- if you were
- to shut up.
Word!
( Background chatter
( and cheering )
Buckley!
- Girl: - Come on.
- Work it out.
Traveling!
Traveling?
- Are you blind?
- I got bumped, man. What's up?
Come on now.
Hey, man!
- That's what
- I'm talking about.
- That's all right.
- That's okay, come on.
Ready?
Let's go, d.
- Girl: - Come on, y'all.
- Just shoot the ball.
Uh, delvon, bro
you all right?
Yeah, just getting
warmed up.
Come on, y'all.
What's he...?
- All right, I got it.
- I got it.
Just go down. Go down.
- Come on.
- Work it out.
Come on, y'all.
Shoot it!
Halftime!
"O" house, 24;
Buckley, six.
My fault, my fault.
Hey.
Hey.
So what's the score?
You don't want to know.
Hey.
What's up?
Ooh, the game is kind of close.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good news.
I went to see
professor Braxton.
He's letting me
make up the exam.
How'd you manage that?
I told him I wasn't
myself that day.
Want to come back in?
Man, I don't know.
All right?
I don't want to mess up
your little flight plan.
All right, all right.
All right.
All right, I messed up, okay?
- I messed up,
- and you should be on the court.
Well, thank you,
all right?
- Anyway, Tia,
- while I was there
- I took a look at the honor code,
- and you were right.
- I shouldn't have asked you
- to take the midterm.
Yeah, well, I shouldn't
have agreed to do it.
You know, I can't expect you
- to bail me out
- every time I mess up.
Tamera...
That doesn't mean
I won't have your back.
I just don't have
to be you to have it.
Bottom line, Tia, is
I'll never, ever ask you
to take my midterm
for me again.
- I'll just hold out
- for the final.
Now, who's going
to tell delvon?
If y'all played some "d"
maybe I can get
a shot off.
Delvon!
My brother.
Look here, man,
the game of basketball...
Hey, I just heard
there's going to be
a serious
after-the-game jam.
Well, count me out, d.
- I'm going to study
- for my midterm.
Well, tamera
sounding responsible
already, huh?
Of course. You know me.
- Okay, you better
- be studying, too.
So, uh, you'll be
a little late for the party?
Of course.
You know me.
Parties.
Parties.
"I'd like to extend..."
The hand
of sisterhood
to a new member
of the black...
Black?
Here.
Have some of this.
Thank you so much!
You take the chicken
and you put the
chicken in the oven.
You take the Rosemary
seasoning...
Come back, come back.
Tim, come back. Oh!
- It's professional... the first
- word is professional.