Sister, Sister (1994–1999): Season 6, Episode 10 - For the People - full transcript

Ray calls in a veteran campaign consultant, Clifton McNair, to kick his candidacy into gear; but the unscrupulous campaign manager soon teaches the family that the way to the state senate is an arduous road with no rest stops on the way.

Are you still stalled

on your poly-sci paper?

What makes you say that?

Well, if you make

one more animal

- you're going to have
- to build a paper ark.

No problem.

I got nothing but blank pages.

See, Tia, I'm just not feeling

these ancient Greeks.

You're not feeling



Aristotle's politics?

Girl, I love this book!

Same womb... different planet.

- Especially Aristotle's theory
- about the differences

- Between good citizens
- and good people.

Tia,

that's what I wasn't feeling.

- I mean, that "good citizen,
- good people" stuff

- Has nothing to do with the way
- politics works today.

Tamera, it has everything

to do with politics today.

Look at Ray's election.

You know, you're right.

I should write



on my dad's election.

- And you might start
- with a quote

- From book one,
- chapter two.

- Tamera:
- Oh, here it comes.

She gives me one good idea

and I'm going to have

to listen to her babble

all night.

"Man is by nature

a political animal."

Are you getting all this?

If I close my eyes,

maybe she'll disappear.

Girl, you better

open up your eyes.

We've got work to do.

Stop napping

and start tapping.

This just in:

- Twin throws sister
- from garage apartment window.

Story at 11:00.

♪ I do my own style

in my own time ♪

♪ how different

we have come to be ♪

♪ even though I'm glad

to be with you ♪

- ♪ I got to feel
- what's real for me ♪

♪ Like you got to do

what's right for you ♪

- In his ancient bestseller,
- politics

Aristotle writes

that there's a difference

between being a good person

and being a good citizen.

- I didn't fully
- understand that difference

Until I witnessed it firsthand

in my father's campaign

for State Senate.

Being new to politics

dad chose Clifton mcnair,

an experienced strategist

as his campaign manager.

- It didn't take long
- to realize

How much we had to learn.

Ladies and gentlemen,

our next state senator

my father...

Can I say, "my dad"?

"May" I say,

and no, you may not.

"Father" says senator.

"Dad" says homer Simpson.

- And mom says,
- let's get on with this.

My butt is getting numb.

Ladies and gentlemen,

our next state senator

my father, ray Campbell.

- And we stand,
- and then...

I have a question.

- Which you'll hold
- for later.

- And applause,
- applause...

Thank you very much.

You know, I stand

before you...

Hold it

right there.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

Exactly.

You're supposed

to be admiring.

- All eyes are
- on the senator, ladies.

And don't just look.

Adore him.

Adore him?

Well, that's just ray

not the baby Jesus.

That's better.

Speech begins.

Um, thank you.

I stand before you,

a man with a vision...

Speech over and

applause, applause, applause.

- But Clifton, I wanted
- you to hear the speech.

I put in some facts

about health care

for the elderly.

Facts? Ray, facts

just confuse people.

Especially the elderly.

But, Clifton, the lack

of health care for the

elderly is shocking.

People need

to hear this.

Senator, I've won

17 straight campaigns

and if you want

to make it 18

you have to do it my way.

And we're waving, we're waving

we're waving...

Girls, put some

more wrist into it.

- Are you with us,
- senator?

Uh, yeah, yeah.

Clifton's desire to win

was contagious.

No detail of the campaign

escaped his watchful eye

even the volunteers.

Alert the media!

The election's over and

Ray's the new senator.

- Man, you're working
- too hard.

- The election's
- not for two weeks.

Oh, my bad.

- I just saw three slackers
- sitting here

Stuffing themselves

instead of envelopes.

- I figured
- we were done.

Wait a minute, Clifton.

Now, we have been very busy.

- We spent the whole morning
- rigging my car with loudspeakers

- So we can drive around
- screaming, "vote for Campbell."

You only do that

on election day.

You mean I got to keep

that P.A. system

tied to my roof

for two whole weeks?

Cool.

- We put up posters,
- passed out flyers

- And dropped off
- five sacks of mail.

Five!

- Did you knock on doors,
- man the phones

- And coordinate rides
- to the polls?

Well, uh...

Clifton!

- Do we have
- to wear this?

Yes.

You look adorable.

- We look like
- we just blew in

From the little house

on the prairie.

Uh, guys...

Martha Stewart called.

- She wants her
- tablecloths back.

That's it.

- These dresses
- are going back.

Hold up, ladies,

hold up.

Tia and tamera are making

the kind of personal sacrifice

it's going to take

to get ray elected.

I know that's right.

- Now, what are you
- willing to do?

- Yeah, what are you
- going to do?

Well, whatever we do

- we're going to look good
- doing it.

All right, now,

that is the attitude

I am talking about.

- Look, this campaign
- has got to be a team effort.

- And if we're going
- to win the championship

We need a strong bench

and that's you.

Now, are we the clippers...

Or are we the bulls?

- All:
- The bulls!

Let's do this!

- All:
- Hoo-ah!

Whoo!

Are we ready to hit

the campaign trail, senator?

Everyone except...

Lisa!

Lisa!

Oh, Clifton, look, now

I am not leaving this house

looking like I'm about

to fly the friendly skies.

Am I right, girls?

Oh, you look worse

than I do.

- I, for one, think
- all of you look beautiful.

Hmm. Lying already.

Let's send the man

to the capitol.

I'm trying to.

- Let's get this campaign
- on the road.

Ooh, I hope

it's a back road.

That's right.

So, we batted our eyes

and wiggled our elbows

and made dad look like

"the senator."

- I'd hoped things
- might get interesting

Once we started meeting people.

But there wasn't much time

to talk between camera

flashes.

The funny thing is

Clifton knew what he was doing.

It was as if dad's numbers

in the polls increased

with every hand he shook

and baby he kissed.

Oh, Campbell's

got my vote.

Clifton taught us

that in campaigning,

"less is more," which meant

we met more and more people

but we spoke to them

less and less.

Thank you so much.

We really couldn't get by

without this extra help.

You're very welcome.

Oh, yes, and

if I'm elected

I promise to keep

programs like this

going and growing.

Okay, that's a wrap.

Let's move.

- You know,
- if you dig deep

- I hid some skittles
- in there.

That's awfully

nice of you.

Oh, it's my pleasure.

- I grew up not too far
- from here myself.

I remember when a TV dinner

- used to mean watching
- other people

Eat their dinner on TV.

- I thought I was - the only one
- Who did that.

No.

Too much information,

not enough time.

- Another thing
- I'm working on...

It's time to go,

senator.

Hold on there, Clifton.

I want to talk to that family.

Hold it. Those are votes

you already have.

- There are 50 you still need
- on the curb.

I'm talking about people.

- How can I help them
- if I don't know what they need?

They need you in office.

Trust me.

Yeah, well, I suppose

you're right.

Can't help them

if I don't get elected.

After a week

of non-stop campaigning

the polls showed that dad

was within two points

of the front-runner

councilwoman Hicks.

Of course, to Clifton

"within two points"

was still missing the bus...

And he wasn't going

to let us stop

until we were two points ahead.

- Trade places with me
- before somebody gets hurt.

Ooh, geez.

- Lisa:
- Oh, lord.

- Ooh-ooh,
- my dogs are barking.

- I'm ready to sue
- Dr. Scholl for malpractice.

Hey, guys, how did

the campaigning go?

Well, ray wowed

the auto plant.

Too bad Clifton

wouldn't let us talk

to any of them.

- Well, Clifton says, "it's not
- how many people you see

- But how many
- people see you."

- You know, ray, have you noticed
- that everything you say lately

Starts with what Clifton says.

What is it that you say?

Well, Clifton's

just doing his job.

After all, he's won...

- 17 campaigns.
- 17 campaigns.

I don't always agree

with his methods

but this is how

the process works.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

- What are you people
- still doing up?

- You got a huge
- day tomorrow.

Everyone to bed.

- You ain't got
- to tell me twice.

- You ain't got
- to tell me at all.

I'm already snoring.

Not so fast, boys.

- I want to tell you
- a little story.

- I'm driving over here
- this evening

And I pull up to a stop sign.

- Like the good driver
- that I am

- I look to my left,
- I look to my right.

What do you think I see?

Oncoming traffic?

Campaign posters.

- On every fence,
- every storefront, every lawn.

Well, you know, me and my crew...

We got out there

- and handled our business,
- that's all.

- They were posters
- for councilwoman Hicks.

Well, you know...

That's not good.

It's worse than not good.

- The election's
- a week away

- And ray is still
- behind in the polls.

It's time to bring in the bench.

Well, okay.

- I'm going to go
- get the bench.

We are the bench.

Oh.

Team, it's crunch time.

Now, here's

the challenge.

Every Hicks poster

is a vote against ray.

What do you want

us to do?

The question is,

what are you willing to do?

- Tamera:
- As the election got closer

Clifton made us believe

we should stop at nothing

to win.

The problem with that,

as Aristotle might say

was we were so focused

- on putting a good citizen
- in office

That we forgot about

being good people.

- Finally,
- a morning off.

Yeah.

Now I can go over the tapes

- from the classes
- I missed all week.

You got tapes?

Of course.

What was I supposed to do?

Get a copy of somebody else's

notes and just wing it?

Girl, please.

Right.

Copy somebody

else's notes.

How silly.

- Hey, morning,
- baby.

Hi.

Were my notes helpful?

Oh, yeah.

Hey, where's Clifton?

Oh, he took dad and Lisa

to the big brothers breakfast.

Hey, I was a big brother once,

but it didn't work out.

Really?

Yeah, the kid thought

I was a little too needy.

Guys...

Look what I found

in our trash can.

- How did those
- get in there?

Chud, "in the trash"

- doesn't mean
- in Ray's trash.

Couldn't you drop them

by the side of the road?

Come on, that's littering.

This is still america.

Are you guys crazy?

It's illegal to take down

your opponent's signs.

You guys, this could cost

dad the election.

What were you thinking?

We were thinking that every

sign was a vote against ray.

Yeah, and right now there's

over 150 votes in your garbage.

Clifton said that...

Clifton?

- Now this is
- making sense.

Okay, whatever we do

we just better get

this stuff out of here

- before my dad
- comes home.

- I cannot
- believe this.

I don't even know

where I'm going

to put it.

I know a place.

- I can't believe
- you guys did this.

Somebody better

start talking

and it better be good.

What's going on here?

- Where'd you get
- this sign?

- And that big pile
- out there in our garbage?

Tell me this isn't

what it looks like.

What possessed you

to do this?

- Yeah, what possessed you
- to do this?

- I don't
- believe you.

- Yeah, I thought
- we were a team...

- The bulls,
- remember?

- I think we just
- got traded.

Well... from what

I can tell, dad

Clifton told the guys

to put down Hicks signs

and put up yours.

- I didn't tell them
- to do anything.

- Then what are
- they talking about?

- Senator, we're in
- a war here.

We have to use every

available strategy

in order for us to...

So, you were behind this?

Well, technically, yes

- but if you'll
- just let me finish...

You are finished, Clifton.

From here on out,

you're no longer

my campaign manager.

Oh, really?

- Who's going to run
- your campaign, ray?

- The ex-con
- or the half-wit?

Hey, Jordan is

no half-wit.

- Or maybe the doublemint twins
- can run the campaign.

Maybe you better leave

while you can still

chew doublemint.

- Get out of my house,
- Clifton.

Okay. I'll go.

But any chance you have

of winning this election

- is walking out
- that door with me.

Dad...

I can't believe your campaign

is ending like this.

Yeah, I am really

sorry, ray.

There's nothing

to be sorry for, Tia.

This campaign is

just getting started.

Oh, that's right, ray.

Keep hope alive.

No, I mean it, Lisa.

This time we're going to run

this campaign the right way.

- No more of those
- short trips

- And quick
- sound bites.

- We're going back
- to the community

- And we're going
- to make a difference.

Now, are you with me, team?

- All:
- Yeah!

- Down to the last
- vote, ray.

All right.

- Tamera:
- I was so proud of my dad.

For the first time

in the campaign

people were going to see

the real ray Campbell.

With Clifton gone

the cameras didn't flash

nearly as much.

But dad said the further away

we got from the press

the closer we got to the people

in the community.

- You know, Jim,
- if we turned

- Some of these
- closed-down factories

Into computer training centers

- we could teach some older
- citizens the new technology...

- Get them ready for
- the millennium.

- If you don't start
- flipping some burgers

- We won't be eating
- till the new millennium.

- Tamera:
- Dad wanted to show that

Giving back to the community

was in his veins.

On behalf of the community

blood bank

I want to thank all of you

for coming out.

Your donation today

will help someone

survive tomorrow.

- And I hope that
- on election day

You'll vote for me

because I'm a candidate

who's not afraid

- to stand up
- for the people.

Lisa! Lisa!

The political pundits

were amazed

that without a campaign machine

dad had not slipped

in the polls.

In fact, he had even moved up.

By election day

dad and councilwoman Hicks

were in a dead heat.

So, every vote counted.

Well, here we are.

Ready to vote.

Voting. Wow.

Do you know how

important this is?

Do you know how many people

fought for this?

Yes, tamera.

You know...

Women couldn't

always vote.

Black people

couldn't always vote.

Won't you look at us...

Black women voting.

It's her first time.

Sign in here.

Hey, who'd you pick

for state treasurer?

- Chud, get out
- of my booth.

This is a secret ballot.

- I just wanted
- to make sure

You know the rules.

Hey, who'd you pick

for state treasurer?

- Didn't I kick you out
- at Attorney General?

Leave me alone.

Hey, Tia.

- Don't forget
- let me know when

You get to

state treasurer, okay?

Here I am.

Alone with my vote.

This is it.

I'm about to make a difference.

About to make the world

a better place for you and me.

- All:
- Shut up!

I did it.

Now I know how

miss Jane pittman

must have felt.

- Just drop it
- in the box.

Did I mention that

my father's running

for State Senate?

Then why did you vote

for councilwoman Hicks?

Can I have a do-over?

Thanks.

- This is my second
- time to vote.

- Do you guys know
- how important this is?

- Do you know how many people
- fought for this?

You know...

Women couldn't always vote.

- Tamera:
- Now, the most nerve-wracking

Part of any campaign

is election night.

After all those months

of hard work

our fate was in the hands

of the people.

- We were all dressed up
- for a party

- That we might never
- get to go to.

Man:

We are down to the wire

and it is still

much too close to call.

At last report

Campbell was still just

hanging on to a narrow lead.

All right, dad!

- Well, while they are still
- tabulating the votes

I would like to propose a toast

to our man, ray Campbell.

To the next...

What is it you're

running for again?

No, we're just

joking, ray.

But win or lose,

I'm proud to be

part of your team.

But you better win,

because I paid

way too much

- for this dress to be going
- to some loser's ball.

And I'm proud to call

the next state senator my dad.

I mean, my father.

- Speech! - Speech!
- Speech!

Well, I want to thank

all of you

- from the bottom
- of my heart...

- Hush up.
- The final returns are in.

Well, bill, in this

hotly, hotly contested

fifth State Senate district race

- now with 98% of the precincts
- reporting

Channel five is now projecting

the winner to be...

Yes!

Councilwoman Martha Hicks.

No.

It was so close.

I can't believe we lost.

And we are live here

at the campaign party

- for state senator elect
- Martha Hicks.

Congratulations, senator.

- Tell me, what are
- your first priorities

- Now that
- you're in office?

- I have a wealth
- of new ideas

That I'm taking

to the capital with me.

Project food 4 families

guaranteed health insurance

for the elderly

and reeducating our work force

for the new millennium.

Dag, ray

- those are all
- your ideas.

- Yeah, she jacked
- your platform.

- I say we go
- key her car.

- Wait a minute.
- Wait a minute, guys.

Look, I can't say

that I'm not disappointed

that I lost.

Disappointed?

This stinks!

But don't you see, Lisa?

Everyone in this room

has made a difference

especially my family.

Before this campaign,

all Hicks talked about

- was tax breaks
- for the rich.

But because of us

she has now made a promise

to the people

that I intend to make sure

she keeps.

So, in a way

we won after all.

Exactly.

- Now, look, I'm going
- to go outside and meet the press

- And congratulate
- councilwoman Hicks.

Oh, I'll go with you, ray.

This new dress deserves

some kind of TV time.

- Mr. Campbell,
- over here.

Here, sir.

- There
- he is.

Tamera:

That night, I understood

what Aristotle meant

by the difference between

a good citizen

and a good person.

Participating

in the political process

makes you a good citizen.

- Standing by your convictions
- makes you both.

- Do we have
- to wear this?

- Yes. You look
- adorable.

- We look like
- we just blew in

- From the house
- of the prairie...

Guys...

Too bad Clifton

didn't let us talk

to any of them.

- You know, Clifton says it's not
- how many people see you

But how many people...

You. How many

people you see.

Can we all just kind

of, like, take a nap?

We need a nap.