Sister, Sister (1994–1999): Season 5, Episode 9 - The Best Policy - full transcript
Tamera accepts Tia's wager that she cannot tell the truth for one week, but she faces a dilemma when she spies Ray's girlfriend Vivica cheating on him. Meanwhile, a prominent client asks Lisa's opinion about the fit of a gown, forcing her to decide if honesty is really the best policy.
Okay, perfect!
No, no, no, just a touch
of hair spray.
Tia, that is enough.
What are you trying to do?
- Widen the hole
- in the ozone layer?
Who cares if the planet's
destroyed by radiation?
Senior pictures live on forever.
My sister makes a good point.
You see, if your
senior picture bites
- not only will your classmates
- make fun of you
But 20 years later,
your kids will crack on you
then... your grandkids.
It's one second in time
that can haunt you
for the rest of your life.
- Man:
- Okay, Tia, on three.
Wait! Wait, wait.
I-Is my hair too poofy?
Can I... can I get
a little more hair spray?
Okay, Tia, on three.
One... two... three.
- Okay, tamera,
- are you ready?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, whenever.
- I'm cool.
- Just keeping it real.
- Okay, on three.
- One...
Wa-wait, wait, wait.
- Are you like going to say,
- "one, two, three, smile" or...?
Three!
♪ I do my own style
in my own time ♪
♪ how different
we have come to be ♪
♪ even though I'm glad
to be with you ♪
♪ I got to feel
what's real for me ♪
♪ like you got to do
what's right for you ♪
Lisa:
Not to worry,
councilwoman Hicks.
Uh-huh, city hall's
"woman of the year"
- should look
- absolutely fabulous
And believe me, you will.
- Oh, of course your dress
- is almost done.
- Mom, you haven't even
- started it.
I got a sleeve. Press.
The press!
I was asking if the press
was going to be there.
Oh, good, because this fabric
photographs like a dream.
- You should see the work
- on the sleeve.
Yeah, that's all there is.
Shh! S-Sure! Yeah.
Sure, you can try it on
by tomorrow.
Okay. All right,
well, I'll see you then.
Bye-bye.
Whew! Girls, looks like
I got another all-nighter.
Lisa, why did you tell
that woman that big lie?
- Oh, come on,
- that was just a little fib.
A big lie is gino down at
vitelli's house of fabric
believing I'm Italian.
You know, I never realized
how dishonest this world is.
Thank goodness
I don't lie anymore.
Puh-leze. Your nose grew an inch
on that last statement alone.
- Yep. In fact,
- I bet her a month's chores
- That she couldn't go a week
- without lying.
You?!
Mm-hmm.
A whole week
without lying?
And I'm going to do it, too.
Okay, tamera, i'm
proud of you, honey.
Thank you.
- And when you're
- doing Tia's chores
- I don't want
- to see any streaks
- When you wax
- the floor
And I like my cottons
dried on the line.
Puh-leze.
- Relax, vivica.
- This delicious pasta dinner
Is being prepared
by chef ray-ar-Dee.
Oh, boo, I wish you'd
let me cook for you.
Vivica, in that dress,
you are cooking.
Ah, dang!
She's still here.
Oh, hi, girls.
You're just in time.
I'm making dinner
for your father.
- I thought you guys were going
- to that new restaurant.
Well, we were, but you can't
get near le petit cafe
without reservations.
I promise we'll get in
by the weekend.
I'm sure we will, honey.
So, don't you think
it'll be oodles of fun
for all four of us
to have dinner together
like a family?
Well, the truth is...
She'd like to, but, um,
oh, my goodness, tamera
you have a big
history paper
due tomorrow.
Big paper.
Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh...
Wait a minute.
- Now, come on,
- tamera.
I mean, what could be
doing homework
or eating spaghetti
with your father
and his best girl?
Well, to be honest, I...
It's a major history paper
and, you know, it counts
for a third of her grade.
- Whole
- third grade.
Yeah.
Well, you got to have
dinner sometime.
So why not now?
Why not now?
Tamera, I bet
you can't think
of one good reason.
Well...
I s... I still don't
feel comfortable
around you, vivica.
Have I done something, boo?
Hold it right there,
young lady.
What was that about?
Well, dad, she asked me
a honest question.
- I gave her
- a honest answer.
Don't try to get out of this
with some tricky argument.
Vivica doesn't want me
to stay for dinner.
She's just acting
like that so she
can impress you.
Anybody who acts
that phony isn't
good enough for you.
You have no right to judge
my relationship with vivica.
I'm not judging it.
I'm telling you
my honest feelings.
I will not have you
insulting vivica.
No matter what you say,
she does care about me
and I care about her.
Well, then I guess
there's nothing left to say.
Oh, yes, there is.
Get upstairs and finish
your history paper.
Daddy?
Ca-can you bring me
some spaghetti?
You want to hear the truth?
No.
I got crackers in my room.
Good.
Oh, hello!
- Come right in,
- councilwoman.
- Was that one of
- your lovely girls
- I passed
- on the stairs?
Well, that depends.
What did she say?
Just hello.
Oh, then she's mine.
- And this is
- her sister, Tia.
Hi.
Let me make your day.
Now, does this say,
"woman of the year" or what?
Well...
Don't you love the cuffs?
Well...
And doesn't the fabric
hang beautifully?
- Well...
- "Well" what?
- Well, don't get
- me wrong, Lisa.
- It's lovely, and you know i'm
- not an authority on fashion...
- Oh, here comes
- the big butt.
Mom!
In the sentence.
But... I've just come
from my new image consultant.
It's a reelection year.
She's concerned
about the youth vote.
- She thinks
- I'm dressing too dowdy.
And you think
this looks too dowdy?
I was thinking about something
more like that.
I hope you mean the drapes.
Don't you think, Tia,
that I would look, um...
What do you young people say...
"phat" in that dress?
Now, um, councilwoman
now, this is a copy of something
that I made for Tina Turner.
Perfect.
We're about the same age.
Well, councilwoman, now,
as your dress designer, I...
Don't you worry.
When I accept that award
- I'll make sure the press knows
- you made my dress.
Oh, you don't have to do that.
I imagine you'll have
to let out the seams a tad.
Oh, yeah, a tad and a bit.
Oh, you can drop it off at my
office as soon as you're done.
I'm outtie, my sisters.
Mom, she's going to look
toe-up from the flo' up.
Why didn't you
tell her the truth?
Because I sent the
truth to the movies.
- Wait till
- you see the fairies.
They are so cute.
I've seen it twice.
Come on, baby.
- Have dinner
- with me tonight.
I'd love to, Todd
- but I already
- have plans.
- Well, I made
- reservations
At le petit cafe.
Really?
- I've been dying
- to go there.
- Well, then come
- with me.
Well, after the movie
let me make a call
- and move some
- things around.
Excuse me.
( Girls whispering
( and laughing )
Girl:
and there's this
kind of scary part
with Harvey keitel...
That was not scary.
- Now, lion king...
- That was scary.
Girl, those hyenas
must have scared them.
Do you mind,
siskel and ebert?!
Tamera:
Shh! The movie's starting.
- It's just
- the dancing popcorn.
Tamera:
That's my favorite part.
Oh, my gosh!
I've got to go.
Thanks. I thought
you wanted to see
this movie.
Boy:
Hey, get down
in front!
They already are.
Well... I did it.
Councilwoman Hicks
is now the proud owner
of the world's only
size-18 minidress.
So, how did she
look in it?
I didn't have the guts
to see her put it on
but she was so pleased
she did invite me to dinner
before the awards tonight.
Well, are you going to go?
You bet I am!
It's at le petit cafe.
- That's the place
- to see and be seen.
So far the only place
I've been seen
is standing outside.
Whew!
You guys will not believe
the sick, disgusting thing
I saw at the movies today.
I thought it was rated p.G.
Oh, the movie was p.G.
The audience was "r."
Vivica was there
- and she was all
- up on some man!
- I tell you,
- I haven't seen
- A lip-lock
- like that since...
I've never seen
a lip-lock like that.
What are you babbling about?
- Vivica
- is two-timing my dad!
Whoa, wait a minute.
- Are you sure
- it was her?
Maybe it was somebody
that looked like her.
Right. Maybe she has
an identical twin sister
she doesn't know about.
Like that could ever...
It was her, okay?!
Calm down, tamera.
Now, calm down.
Calm down? Calm down?
That hootchy is
playing tonsil hockey
behind my dad's back!
Now... now, honey
now, we all know how
you feel about vivica
- but sometimes we want
- to believe something so badly
We see what we want to see.
Like councilwoman Hicks...
- Now, she looks
- in the mirror
She sees Tina Turner
not her big thighs
rolling down the river.
- You think I wanted
- to see my dad
Being played like that
by that vivica?
Do you know how much
that will hurt him?
I'm the one that's got
to tell him the truth.
Now, tamera, before you
even talk to your dad
now, you better make
sure of what you saw.
Oh, I'm sure.
I'm just not sure
I'm going to tell my dad.
Oh, man.
Hello.
Oh, hi, sweetie.
Oh, just nothing.
Just sitting here putting
a picture of us in a frame.
Oh, no.
You want me to bring over
some soup or something?
You sure?
Okay. I had a little
something special planned
but we can do it another night.
Well, feel better, dumpling.
Bye-bye.
Hey, dad.
Hey.
You busy?
No. Just putting a picture
of me and vivica
in a frame.
Well, uh, before you slide
the back into place
we need to talk.
What's up?
- Okay. Well, dad,
- I know you think
That I don't like vivica
and that I hate that
you guys are together and...
And that's true, but...
That has nothing to do
with what I'm about to say.
Okay...
And I know you think
that I feel threatened
and neglected and...
That's true, too, but...
This has nothing to do
with what I'm about
to say either.
What does it have to do with?
I saw vivica kissing a man
at the movies today.
Oh, no.
This is so upsetting.
Dad, I know... i'm-i'm...
I know it hurts. I'm sorry.
Yes, it does.
Why would you tell me something
we both know isn't true?
Dad, I saw her!
Tamara, vivica is at home,
sick with the flu.
She's been in bed all day.
She has?
Yes, she has.
Oh, but...
But, dad, it looked
just like her.
You know I wouldn't
lie about this.
- Yeah, I know
- you wouldn't.
Well... Lisa said I-I saw
because I wanted to
but there are
a whole lot of things
I'd rather see than that.
You know what?
I think it would
do us both some good
if we spent a little
time together.
Sure would, dad.
All right.
What do you say to a
fancy dinner tonight?
Just the two of us?
Hey, guys!
What's for dinner?
- What do you say
- to a fancy dinner?
Just the three of us?
Sounds great, dad.
Okay.
Where are we going?
- To the best
- restaurant in town.
Potato mountain?
Okay, the
second-best
restaurant...
Le petit cafe.
Tamera:
Wow. This place is great.
Your waitress will be
with you in a moment.
But if you need anything,
just let me know.
I could use a haircut.
Well, enjoy your dinner, sir.
Hi.
Reservations for two
under Todd Wyatt.
Oh, dear.
I dropped my menu, Tia.
Oh, dear, you dropped
your menu, too, Tia!
Tamera!
Come down!
What?!
Tia, look over
at the hostess stand
- and tell me
- what you see.
It's vivica.
Girls, would you
get off the floor?
- This isn't
- potato mountain.
Oh, um, I thought
I saw a quarter.
She was wrong.
Okay, dad, stay calm
and look over at the woman
at the hostess stand.
Hoo! You're right.
Must be the old spice.
What?
- You know,
- I feel guilty being here
- With vivica homesick,
- all alone.
Maybe I should call
and see how she is.
Oh, good idea.
After all, she's home all alone.
Okay. Excuse me.
Tamera! Now she's
over there!
We can't
let her see us.
- Hey, honey,
- I'm sorry, I'm late.
Don't tell me...
Show me.
That's the guy at the theater!
That's the lip-lock!
I really don't think we should
get in the middle of this.
I don't either.
Dad's got to find out
for himself.
Okay, so, uh, what's your plan?
Dad's got to find out
for himself.
- Oh.
- Oh.
So, uh, ray...
How's... vivica?
I got her machine.
The poor thing
probably can't talk.
- Well, that's
- for sure.
Dad?
Hmm?
Let's switch seats.
Why?
The light's too dim over here.
I can't read my menu.
Okay.
Look, ray.
Is that who I think
it is over there?
Yes, it is.
That's councilwoman Hicks.
It is?!
It is?!
Aw, come on!
Well, Lisa...
What do you think?
Well...
- Oh, look
- who's here!
Ray and the girls.
- Hi, ray.
- Hi, girls.
- Funny seeing
- you here.
Uh, Todd, you know
this place is
awfully noisy.
Why don't we go
somewhere else?
What?
Ray Campbell, meet
councilwoman hips...
I mean, Hicks.
Uh, uh...
Charmed.
And you've met
Tia and tamera.
Oh!
There's vivica!
- Vivica, girl,
- over here!
Hi, ray.
I...
I was feeling better
so I hurried here
to see you.
- Mm-hmm.
- Really?
Hey, baby, aren't you
going to introduce me
to your friends?
Well, I guess I see
how you caught the flu.
- Lisa, let's
- take our seats.
- I can't afford
- to be seen
In the middle
of a scandal.
Whoo!
Should have never
put on that dress.
Who is this guy?
I'll tell you who I am.
I'm ray Campbell...
The man who used to date vivica.
Ray, can't we talk
about this?
Oh, you want to talk more?
Sure. Let's talk
about how it feels
to date a lying,
two-timing user.
Come on, Todd.
"Come on" where?
I don't date lying,
two-timing users either.
- Thanks for
- the tip, bro.
No problem.
Todd! Honey! Please!
Oh!
All right, dad!
- You kicked her
- to the curb.
- And across
- the street
- And over to
- the other curb.
Is there
something
wrong, sir?
No. Everything
is fine now.
We're about to enjoy
a nice meal together
and the service has been great
and the atmosphere
just got a lot better.
I'm... happy to hear that, sir.
Could you tell me
- what's going on
- over there?
Well, what you just saw
was the truth coming out
- and there's just
- a little bit more left.
Oh?
Oh, ma'am, I should have
told you this sooner:
Councilwoman, you are
a lovely, middle-aged lady
but you are not Tina Turner.
The suit I made
will look lovely on you.
We have just enough time
to get it before the ceremony.
But if you wear that
- you won't be
- "woman of the year"
You'll be "woman with the rear."
I hope you're not mad.
'Course I'm mad.
Why didn't you
tell me sooner?
Well, I didn't want
to hurt your feelings.
Hurt my feelings?
Lisa, I'm a politician.
- Last time the bus drivers
- went on strike
The hung me in effigy
and set me on fire.
- Now let's go
- get that outfit.
Ray, get me
some scampi to go.
So, are you okay, dad?
No. And I won't be
until I give you
the apology you deserve.
Dad...
No, let me finish.
Vivica had us all fooled,
except you.
- You even tried
- to warn me again
- This afternoon,
- but I just wouldn't listen.
Dad, don't feel bad.
She was pretty convincing.
Mr. Campbell,
if you ever
have trouble
getting reservations
- please feel free
- to call me...
Thank you.
At home.
You dog!
You dog!
- Not only will your classmates
- make fun of you
But 20 year later...
The second-best
restaurant in town...
Le petit...
Lur?
- Lur... le petit,
- le petit.
- Last time the bus drivers
- went on strike
- The burned me in effigy
- and hung me on fire.
I messed that up.
You know, I feel guilty
- about being here
- with vivica all at home...
All alone at a home.
Don't you start.
Home alone!
No, no, no, just a touch
of hair spray.
Tia, that is enough.
What are you trying to do?
- Widen the hole
- in the ozone layer?
Who cares if the planet's
destroyed by radiation?
Senior pictures live on forever.
My sister makes a good point.
You see, if your
senior picture bites
- not only will your classmates
- make fun of you
But 20 years later,
your kids will crack on you
then... your grandkids.
It's one second in time
that can haunt you
for the rest of your life.
- Man:
- Okay, Tia, on three.
Wait! Wait, wait.
I-Is my hair too poofy?
Can I... can I get
a little more hair spray?
Okay, Tia, on three.
One... two... three.
- Okay, tamera,
- are you ready?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, whenever.
- I'm cool.
- Just keeping it real.
- Okay, on three.
- One...
Wa-wait, wait, wait.
- Are you like going to say,
- "one, two, three, smile" or...?
Three!
♪ I do my own style
in my own time ♪
♪ how different
we have come to be ♪
♪ even though I'm glad
to be with you ♪
♪ I got to feel
what's real for me ♪
♪ like you got to do
what's right for you ♪
Lisa:
Not to worry,
councilwoman Hicks.
Uh-huh, city hall's
"woman of the year"
- should look
- absolutely fabulous
And believe me, you will.
- Oh, of course your dress
- is almost done.
- Mom, you haven't even
- started it.
I got a sleeve. Press.
The press!
I was asking if the press
was going to be there.
Oh, good, because this fabric
photographs like a dream.
- You should see the work
- on the sleeve.
Yeah, that's all there is.
Shh! S-Sure! Yeah.
Sure, you can try it on
by tomorrow.
Okay. All right,
well, I'll see you then.
Bye-bye.
Whew! Girls, looks like
I got another all-nighter.
Lisa, why did you tell
that woman that big lie?
- Oh, come on,
- that was just a little fib.
A big lie is gino down at
vitelli's house of fabric
believing I'm Italian.
You know, I never realized
how dishonest this world is.
Thank goodness
I don't lie anymore.
Puh-leze. Your nose grew an inch
on that last statement alone.
- Yep. In fact,
- I bet her a month's chores
- That she couldn't go a week
- without lying.
You?!
Mm-hmm.
A whole week
without lying?
And I'm going to do it, too.
Okay, tamera, i'm
proud of you, honey.
Thank you.
- And when you're
- doing Tia's chores
- I don't want
- to see any streaks
- When you wax
- the floor
And I like my cottons
dried on the line.
Puh-leze.
- Relax, vivica.
- This delicious pasta dinner
Is being prepared
by chef ray-ar-Dee.
Oh, boo, I wish you'd
let me cook for you.
Vivica, in that dress,
you are cooking.
Ah, dang!
She's still here.
Oh, hi, girls.
You're just in time.
I'm making dinner
for your father.
- I thought you guys were going
- to that new restaurant.
Well, we were, but you can't
get near le petit cafe
without reservations.
I promise we'll get in
by the weekend.
I'm sure we will, honey.
So, don't you think
it'll be oodles of fun
for all four of us
to have dinner together
like a family?
Well, the truth is...
She'd like to, but, um,
oh, my goodness, tamera
you have a big
history paper
due tomorrow.
Big paper.
Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh...
Wait a minute.
- Now, come on,
- tamera.
I mean, what could be
doing homework
or eating spaghetti
with your father
and his best girl?
Well, to be honest, I...
It's a major history paper
and, you know, it counts
for a third of her grade.
- Whole
- third grade.
Yeah.
Well, you got to have
dinner sometime.
So why not now?
Why not now?
Tamera, I bet
you can't think
of one good reason.
Well...
I s... I still don't
feel comfortable
around you, vivica.
Have I done something, boo?
Hold it right there,
young lady.
What was that about?
Well, dad, she asked me
a honest question.
- I gave her
- a honest answer.
Don't try to get out of this
with some tricky argument.
Vivica doesn't want me
to stay for dinner.
She's just acting
like that so she
can impress you.
Anybody who acts
that phony isn't
good enough for you.
You have no right to judge
my relationship with vivica.
I'm not judging it.
I'm telling you
my honest feelings.
I will not have you
insulting vivica.
No matter what you say,
she does care about me
and I care about her.
Well, then I guess
there's nothing left to say.
Oh, yes, there is.
Get upstairs and finish
your history paper.
Daddy?
Ca-can you bring me
some spaghetti?
You want to hear the truth?
No.
I got crackers in my room.
Good.
Oh, hello!
- Come right in,
- councilwoman.
- Was that one of
- your lovely girls
- I passed
- on the stairs?
Well, that depends.
What did she say?
Just hello.
Oh, then she's mine.
- And this is
- her sister, Tia.
Hi.
Let me make your day.
Now, does this say,
"woman of the year" or what?
Well...
Don't you love the cuffs?
Well...
And doesn't the fabric
hang beautifully?
- Well...
- "Well" what?
- Well, don't get
- me wrong, Lisa.
- It's lovely, and you know i'm
- not an authority on fashion...
- Oh, here comes
- the big butt.
Mom!
In the sentence.
But... I've just come
from my new image consultant.
It's a reelection year.
She's concerned
about the youth vote.
- She thinks
- I'm dressing too dowdy.
And you think
this looks too dowdy?
I was thinking about something
more like that.
I hope you mean the drapes.
Don't you think, Tia,
that I would look, um...
What do you young people say...
"phat" in that dress?
Now, um, councilwoman
now, this is a copy of something
that I made for Tina Turner.
Perfect.
We're about the same age.
Well, councilwoman, now,
as your dress designer, I...
Don't you worry.
When I accept that award
- I'll make sure the press knows
- you made my dress.
Oh, you don't have to do that.
I imagine you'll have
to let out the seams a tad.
Oh, yeah, a tad and a bit.
Oh, you can drop it off at my
office as soon as you're done.
I'm outtie, my sisters.
Mom, she's going to look
toe-up from the flo' up.
Why didn't you
tell her the truth?
Because I sent the
truth to the movies.
- Wait till
- you see the fairies.
They are so cute.
I've seen it twice.
Come on, baby.
- Have dinner
- with me tonight.
I'd love to, Todd
- but I already
- have plans.
- Well, I made
- reservations
At le petit cafe.
Really?
- I've been dying
- to go there.
- Well, then come
- with me.
Well, after the movie
let me make a call
- and move some
- things around.
Excuse me.
( Girls whispering
( and laughing )
Girl:
and there's this
kind of scary part
with Harvey keitel...
That was not scary.
- Now, lion king...
- That was scary.
Girl, those hyenas
must have scared them.
Do you mind,
siskel and ebert?!
Tamera:
Shh! The movie's starting.
- It's just
- the dancing popcorn.
Tamera:
That's my favorite part.
Oh, my gosh!
I've got to go.
Thanks. I thought
you wanted to see
this movie.
Boy:
Hey, get down
in front!
They already are.
Well... I did it.
Councilwoman Hicks
is now the proud owner
of the world's only
size-18 minidress.
So, how did she
look in it?
I didn't have the guts
to see her put it on
but she was so pleased
she did invite me to dinner
before the awards tonight.
Well, are you going to go?
You bet I am!
It's at le petit cafe.
- That's the place
- to see and be seen.
So far the only place
I've been seen
is standing outside.
Whew!
You guys will not believe
the sick, disgusting thing
I saw at the movies today.
I thought it was rated p.G.
Oh, the movie was p.G.
The audience was "r."
Vivica was there
- and she was all
- up on some man!
- I tell you,
- I haven't seen
- A lip-lock
- like that since...
I've never seen
a lip-lock like that.
What are you babbling about?
- Vivica
- is two-timing my dad!
Whoa, wait a minute.
- Are you sure
- it was her?
Maybe it was somebody
that looked like her.
Right. Maybe she has
an identical twin sister
she doesn't know about.
Like that could ever...
It was her, okay?!
Calm down, tamera.
Now, calm down.
Calm down? Calm down?
That hootchy is
playing tonsil hockey
behind my dad's back!
Now... now, honey
now, we all know how
you feel about vivica
- but sometimes we want
- to believe something so badly
We see what we want to see.
Like councilwoman Hicks...
- Now, she looks
- in the mirror
She sees Tina Turner
not her big thighs
rolling down the river.
- You think I wanted
- to see my dad
Being played like that
by that vivica?
Do you know how much
that will hurt him?
I'm the one that's got
to tell him the truth.
Now, tamera, before you
even talk to your dad
now, you better make
sure of what you saw.
Oh, I'm sure.
I'm just not sure
I'm going to tell my dad.
Oh, man.
Hello.
Oh, hi, sweetie.
Oh, just nothing.
Just sitting here putting
a picture of us in a frame.
Oh, no.
You want me to bring over
some soup or something?
You sure?
Okay. I had a little
something special planned
but we can do it another night.
Well, feel better, dumpling.
Bye-bye.
Hey, dad.
Hey.
You busy?
No. Just putting a picture
of me and vivica
in a frame.
Well, uh, before you slide
the back into place
we need to talk.
What's up?
- Okay. Well, dad,
- I know you think
That I don't like vivica
and that I hate that
you guys are together and...
And that's true, but...
That has nothing to do
with what I'm about to say.
Okay...
And I know you think
that I feel threatened
and neglected and...
That's true, too, but...
This has nothing to do
with what I'm about
to say either.
What does it have to do with?
I saw vivica kissing a man
at the movies today.
Oh, no.
This is so upsetting.
Dad, I know... i'm-i'm...
I know it hurts. I'm sorry.
Yes, it does.
Why would you tell me something
we both know isn't true?
Dad, I saw her!
Tamara, vivica is at home,
sick with the flu.
She's been in bed all day.
She has?
Yes, she has.
Oh, but...
But, dad, it looked
just like her.
You know I wouldn't
lie about this.
- Yeah, I know
- you wouldn't.
Well... Lisa said I-I saw
because I wanted to
but there are
a whole lot of things
I'd rather see than that.
You know what?
I think it would
do us both some good
if we spent a little
time together.
Sure would, dad.
All right.
What do you say to a
fancy dinner tonight?
Just the two of us?
Hey, guys!
What's for dinner?
- What do you say
- to a fancy dinner?
Just the three of us?
Sounds great, dad.
Okay.
Where are we going?
- To the best
- restaurant in town.
Potato mountain?
Okay, the
second-best
restaurant...
Le petit cafe.
Tamera:
Wow. This place is great.
Your waitress will be
with you in a moment.
But if you need anything,
just let me know.
I could use a haircut.
Well, enjoy your dinner, sir.
Hi.
Reservations for two
under Todd Wyatt.
Oh, dear.
I dropped my menu, Tia.
Oh, dear, you dropped
your menu, too, Tia!
Tamera!
Come down!
What?!
Tia, look over
at the hostess stand
- and tell me
- what you see.
It's vivica.
Girls, would you
get off the floor?
- This isn't
- potato mountain.
Oh, um, I thought
I saw a quarter.
She was wrong.
Okay, dad, stay calm
and look over at the woman
at the hostess stand.
Hoo! You're right.
Must be the old spice.
What?
- You know,
- I feel guilty being here
- With vivica homesick,
- all alone.
Maybe I should call
and see how she is.
Oh, good idea.
After all, she's home all alone.
Okay. Excuse me.
Tamera! Now she's
over there!
We can't
let her see us.
- Hey, honey,
- I'm sorry, I'm late.
Don't tell me...
Show me.
That's the guy at the theater!
That's the lip-lock!
I really don't think we should
get in the middle of this.
I don't either.
Dad's got to find out
for himself.
Okay, so, uh, what's your plan?
Dad's got to find out
for himself.
- Oh.
- Oh.
So, uh, ray...
How's... vivica?
I got her machine.
The poor thing
probably can't talk.
- Well, that's
- for sure.
Dad?
Hmm?
Let's switch seats.
Why?
The light's too dim over here.
I can't read my menu.
Okay.
Look, ray.
Is that who I think
it is over there?
Yes, it is.
That's councilwoman Hicks.
It is?!
It is?!
Aw, come on!
Well, Lisa...
What do you think?
Well...
- Oh, look
- who's here!
Ray and the girls.
- Hi, ray.
- Hi, girls.
- Funny seeing
- you here.
Uh, Todd, you know
this place is
awfully noisy.
Why don't we go
somewhere else?
What?
Ray Campbell, meet
councilwoman hips...
I mean, Hicks.
Uh, uh...
Charmed.
And you've met
Tia and tamera.
Oh!
There's vivica!
- Vivica, girl,
- over here!
Hi, ray.
I...
I was feeling better
so I hurried here
to see you.
- Mm-hmm.
- Really?
Hey, baby, aren't you
going to introduce me
to your friends?
Well, I guess I see
how you caught the flu.
- Lisa, let's
- take our seats.
- I can't afford
- to be seen
In the middle
of a scandal.
Whoo!
Should have never
put on that dress.
Who is this guy?
I'll tell you who I am.
I'm ray Campbell...
The man who used to date vivica.
Ray, can't we talk
about this?
Oh, you want to talk more?
Sure. Let's talk
about how it feels
to date a lying,
two-timing user.
Come on, Todd.
"Come on" where?
I don't date lying,
two-timing users either.
- Thanks for
- the tip, bro.
No problem.
Todd! Honey! Please!
Oh!
All right, dad!
- You kicked her
- to the curb.
- And across
- the street
- And over to
- the other curb.
Is there
something
wrong, sir?
No. Everything
is fine now.
We're about to enjoy
a nice meal together
and the service has been great
and the atmosphere
just got a lot better.
I'm... happy to hear that, sir.
Could you tell me
- what's going on
- over there?
Well, what you just saw
was the truth coming out
- and there's just
- a little bit more left.
Oh?
Oh, ma'am, I should have
told you this sooner:
Councilwoman, you are
a lovely, middle-aged lady
but you are not Tina Turner.
The suit I made
will look lovely on you.
We have just enough time
to get it before the ceremony.
But if you wear that
- you won't be
- "woman of the year"
You'll be "woman with the rear."
I hope you're not mad.
'Course I'm mad.
Why didn't you
tell me sooner?
Well, I didn't want
to hurt your feelings.
Hurt my feelings?
Lisa, I'm a politician.
- Last time the bus drivers
- went on strike
The hung me in effigy
and set me on fire.
- Now let's go
- get that outfit.
Ray, get me
some scampi to go.
So, are you okay, dad?
No. And I won't be
until I give you
the apology you deserve.
Dad...
No, let me finish.
Vivica had us all fooled,
except you.
- You even tried
- to warn me again
- This afternoon,
- but I just wouldn't listen.
Dad, don't feel bad.
She was pretty convincing.
Mr. Campbell,
if you ever
have trouble
getting reservations
- please feel free
- to call me...
Thank you.
At home.
You dog!
You dog!
- Not only will your classmates
- make fun of you
But 20 year later...
The second-best
restaurant in town...
Le petit...
Lur?
- Lur... le petit,
- le petit.
- Last time the bus drivers
- went on strike
- The burned me in effigy
- and hung me on fire.
I messed that up.
You know, I feel guilty
- about being here
- with vivica all at home...
All alone at a home.
Don't you start.
Home alone!