Sister, Sister (1994–1999): Season 5, Episode 10 - Two's Company - full transcript
After Tia and Tyreke tire of Tamera tagging along on their dates, Tia decides to find her a boyfriend. Tamera has a fight with Jordan, the school newspaper editor and she has to do one of her articles over. Who will Tamera find as a boyfriend? Meanwhile, Lisa is asked to eulogize a woman she disliked. At the end, Tamera and Jordan have a heated argument which ends them telling they both like each other.
I love this movie.
Good choice, tyreke.
Well, you know, Tia
as long as I'm with
you, it's all good.
Isn't it, though?
Here it comes, Tia.
Oh... Hercules.
Both:
Hercules! Hercules!
Hercules!
Popcorn, Ty?
There's nothing left
but the burnt ones.
Oops.
Oh... my bad.
I'll just make some more.
'Cause there's
lots more movie.
Just great.
Tia, what is up
with your sister?
Oh... I'm sorry
about the popcorn.
- Man, you should see her
- at the theater.
- She can finish off a jumbo size
- before we find a seat.
- No... Tia, i'm
- talking about us...
You and me and your sister.
What's the problem?
Well, you and me...
And your sister.
Oh... oh, I see.
See, tyreke, usually
we both have boyfriends
- so, you know,
- she's just used
- To all of us hanging
- together, that's all.
- Well, does she have
- any prospects?
- You know, like, is anybody
- calling her?
Look, don't worry, tyreke.
- That's the best thing
- about being twins.
- You know, we can
- vibe each other.
She can always sense
when she's in the way.
'Kay, guys, I got our day
tomorrow all planned.
Okay, first, we're going
to go to the observatory...
Then the arcade...
Following up with a round
of miniature golf.
Oh...
I think your twin vibe
needs a tune-up.
♪ I do my own style
in my own time ♪
♪ how different
we have come to be ♪
♪ even though I'm glad
to be with you ♪
♪ I got to feel
what's real for me ♪
♪ like you got to do
what's right for you ♪
Ah, morning, y'all.
Morning.
Tia, how was your date
with tyreke last night?
Crowded.
- Now, I told you what to do
- if a boy gets too close.
- Did your mace jam?
- No.
Mom... not that type of crowded.
I'm talking about the
"tagalong twin" crowded.
- So have you talked
- to your sister?
Well, I thought about it
but, you guys, I don't want
to hurt tamera's feelings.
I mean, I don't want
her to feel left out
- just because I
- have a boyfriend.
I've got a solution.
- Nobody dates
- till they're 30.
Shoot, I may be 30 before
tyreke asks me out again.
Mom, he was sort of complaining
about tamera last night.
Well, never mind
his complaints.
- Now, what's important
- is how you feel about it.
I love tamera, but
she does have a knack
- for butting in at the worst...
- Tamera: Tia, come on.
Tyreke is waiting for us
in front of the library.
You know, part of me says,
"talk to tamera"
and the other part says,
"shut up. She's the chaperone."
Go with that part.
- So where you going
- with all those flowers?
Down to the church.
Thanks to sister dobson,
- I got to replace
- the flowers on the altar.
- Just because she has been
- the church organist
For the past 200 years
she thinks she can go around
- criticizing everything
- and everybody.
- Lisa, I got something
- to tell you.
- And she knows
- my favorite hymn's
- "I got the joy, joy, joy, joy
- down in my heart"
So she refuses to play it,
just to tick me off.
I swear, I'd be
all up in her face
- if she hadn't beaten up
- Deacon brown so bad.
Lisa, Mrs. Dobson died
in her sleep last night.
She died?
Yeah.
You're not just saying that
to cheer me up?
No. Reverend Hoskins
called just a while ago.
Oh...
I can't believe she's dead.
I have more unhappy news.
The reverend wants you
to speak at her funeral.
Well, I hope you told him no.
I have even more
unhappy news for you.
I told him yes.
- Well, I've got some
- good news for you.
- I'm going to give you
- a head start.
I'll take it.
- Hey, guys,
- what's going on?
- What's going on
- is Jordan has been asking
- For your article
- on recycling.
Now, I hope you've got it.
He'll get it.
She hasn't got it.
You know how Jordan freaks
when you miss a deadline.
I think he is so
cute when he freaks.
Brianna, please.
He is not all of that.
Besides, I mean,
"Mr. King of the paper."
He needs to chill.
What?
It's the king.
Oh...
What's up, Jordan?
Long live the king.
Tamera, where's your
article on recycling?
Well, uh, right now...
It's up here.
So it's close by.
I see, and when do you think
it'll be... down here?
Soon.
See, last night...
Have it this afternoon.
Ouch.
Can you believe it?
He thinks he can tell me
when to turn in my article
just because he's
editor of the paper.
Do you hear yourself
when you speak?
So why don't you have it?
You guys, I was going
to write it last night
but tyreke came over.
- Um... excuse me,
- tamera
But... what exactly
are you doing?
I'm talking to my friends.
And you know what?
If you ever left this room
maybe you'd have one.
- Well, maybe if
- you'd do your job
I could leave this room.
- And how do you
- find time to talk
When you haven't finished
your article?
Let me show you.
So anyways...
The three of us
- are going to go
- to the fair this weekend.
I hope they still have
that tilt-a-whirl...
About the fair...
It looks like it's gonna
be the three of us.
No, no, no, look, don't worry.
I'll talk to her tonight, okay?
Hey, sis.
Um, the issue we discussed is,
uh, rapidly approaching.
I got to go.
Who were you talking to?
Tyreke?
Uh-huh.
So what did he say?
Oh, nothing.
Um, tamera, I need
to talk to you
- about something that's
- kind of been on my mind.
Tia, you can talk to me
about anything.
Okay, well, um...
It's about tyreke.
- And you know
- that the three of us...
We have so much fun
when we're together.
I know that's right.
Well, uh, you know
how when you're
hanging with someone
and, um, someone else
starts hanging with you?
I mean... I mean
you want both people
to be happy
but y-you kind of feel
like one of them
is jeopardizing the relationship
with the other.
Oh...
Tia...
I'm so glad you told me.
There's no reason for
you to feel that way.
So you understand?
Absolutely.
And don't worry, Tia.
I'm cool with it.
You are?
Totally.
We're twins.
We're here.
Tamera, I am so glad
we had this talk.
Me, too, sis.
- Hey, tamera.
- Hey, Lisa.
- I think you girls
- see each other more
- Now that you have
- separate bedrooms
Than you did when you shared.
- That's funny, because
- Tia was just telling me
- We don't spend
- enough time together.
She was?
Yeah.
She's all worried
tyreke is butting in
on our relationship.
- Tamera, now, are you sure
- that's what she said?
Of course.
We're twins.
We're here.
We're here.
Well, uh, I really had
a wonderful time.
- Me, too.
- Me, too.
Jinx.
- Pinch-poke,
- you owe me a coke.
Okay.
Well, good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Oh!
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
See?
She gets it.
Does she?
Well, sure.
Well... good night.
Tia... this just
isn't working for me.
Is this better?
You know, I want to date you...
Not your sister.
Good night, Tia.
- Tia: Then tyreke
- asked me about going
To a hockey game, right,
but before I can say anything
- tamera says,
- "no, we hate hockey."
You do hate hockey.
I don't hate hockey.
With tyreke.
- Girl, you need
- to break it down to her.
You think I didn't try that?
- Look, if you want tamera
- out your little kool-aid
- You need to hook her up
- with her own boyfriend.
Bet. What we need is
the "boy catalog."
True that.
- Where's
- your yearbook?
- Hurry.
- Bring it on.
Okay, okay.
Hey... how about
Devin Palmer for tamera?
I mean, his smile is
working overtime.
- Puh-leeze.
- You'd be smiling too
If you finally got out
of the tenth grade.
What about Lee house?
Brother's kinda fine.
- Mm-hmm.
- Brother's dating Laura Lynn
Regina Henderson, you...
He bought me milk, okay?
Okay.
Gerald crippens.
Glee club.
Gerald crippens?
Bus pass.
Hey. I know.
You guys...
We can have a party.
Invite all the guys
who make the cut
and let nature take its course.
All: That's it.
- Hey, ray.
- Hey.
Banana nut muffin?
- No, I'm cutting back
- on my calories.
- Well, I need
- all my strength
If I'm going to stand up
at Mrs. Dobson's funeral
in front of that whole
congregation and...
Lie?
No. I am not going
to lie in god's house.
- I've found a tricky way
- to get around it.
How you going to do that?
Well... for example...
Now, what I'll say is...
"I cannot express in words
how Mrs. Dobson
made me feel."
- But what I mean is
- I got the words
But I cannot express
how I feel in church.
- I don't know, Lisa.
- The words sound all right
But god knows
your spirit is wrong.
Oh, puh-leeze.
- He'll just be happy
- I'm showing up.
What?
Oh, my tooth.
See, god don't like ugly.
Shut up, ray.
I think that nutshell
cracked my crown.
- Ooh, you know...
- Oh, here.
- I don't think I'll be able
- to speak at that service.
Oh, yes, you are.
- I'm not going
- to lie in church.
- Come on. I'm going
- to get you to a dentist.
- Come on. Dr. Wilson's office
- is on the way to the church.
Come on, ray, take it
easy... I'm in pain.
- Oh, come on!
- Ow!
Oh, shut up.
Jordan?
Guess he's in Washington
rewriting the constitution.
No, I did that yesterday.
The right to bear arms
now means "short sleeves
for everybody."
Look, you wanted to talk to me?
Yes.
Oh. What is this
supposed to be?
It's not supposed to be
anything. It's my article.
It is totally one-sided.
It's about recycling.
There's only one side... do it.
- Why can't you ever just
- take constructive criticism?
Oh, I'm sorry!
I must have missed
the constructive part.
You are always doing that,
turning everything around.
Yeah, well, you do it first!
- And you're about
- to do it again.
- You've got three
- and a half hours
- Before we go
- to press.
- But, Jordan, I have
- this party I have to...
But, tamera,
if the newspaper's
getting in your way
then maybe you
should consider
another elective.
No way.
I like the newspaper
and I'm a good writer.
Then prove it.
And open.
Oh! Lisa, this tooth is
more sensitive than I thought.
- I'm going to give you
- a little more gas.
Yeah... more gas.
Excuse me, Dr. Wilson
- we're a litle
- pressed for time.
Lisa told me about
eugenia dobson's funeral.
Oh, you knew her?
Oh! That woman
- was the worst
- patient I ever had.
She did nothing but complain.
I can't tell you how
many times she bit me.
Kicked me.
Dug her nails into my arm.
- That old biddy even
- tried to strangle me
With my own floss
and she rarely paid her bills
and when she did, it was
in one dollar installments.
- I remember the first time
- she came into this office...
You'll love this story.
I was putting out new
magazines and she said
- "what are you,
- a cheerleader?"
- And I said, "no,
- I'm the dentist."
- Then she tried
- to get my car towed.
- I go to the bathroom
- for three minutes.
- I come back,
- she's on the phone
With a towing company...
- You sure you're
- okay, Lisa?
I think you o.D.'D
on the laughing gas.
Ray Campbell, I'm fine.
- I'll get the seats,
- you get the popcorn.
Uh, why don't we
both get a seat?
We are gathered here today
on the occasion
of the homegoing
of sister eugenia dobson.
Next time, before
you leave the house
two words...
Ask somebody.
Lisa!
What?
It looks like a pigeon's
nesting in her head.
Here to celebrate the life
of sister eugenia
is someone who worked
with her closely
and loved her dearly.
I thought I was speaking.
Sister Lisa Landry.
It's show time!
Hey!
Who stole my cards?
Oh, never mind.
I'll just speak from my heart.
I'm going to tell you all
what I really thought
about sister eugenia dobson.
- When I think about
- sister eugenia
I think about the
biggest pain in my...
Heart! Heart!
Lisa, we all felt it
when she left us.
I used to come to this
church in a good mood
- and that little
- organ grinder
- Would walk up to me and
- make me want to throw up...
My hands and
praise the lord.
Can I get an "amen"?
- Congregation:
- Amen!
Thank you, thank you.
- Sit down, ray,
- I work solo.
- And while we
- are praising the lord
Let us all sing sister
eugenia's favorite hymn
"I got the joy, joy, joy, joy
down in my heart."
Hit it!
♪ I got the joy, joy, joy, joy
down in my heart ♪
♪ Joy, joy, joy
down in my heart ♪
♪ oh, I got the joy,
joy, joy, joy ♪
Girl, there are enough
guys over there
to start a football team.
- Girl, that is
- the football team. Hi!
Well, I see a quarterback
I'd like to tackle.
Uh... hold up.
He's for tamera.
Well, what about him?
Tamera.
- Could you label
- the guys for tamera
- With a sticker
- or something?
Tamera, where have you been?
We're having
a party... remember?
Sorry I'm late, guys.
- But get this...
- Jordan the jerk
- Made me rewrite
- my article.
Can you believe that?
Well, um, let's forget
about Jordan and meet...
Tony!
Hey, what's up, Tony?
This is my sister, tamera.
- He and I are
- in history club together.
What's up, Tony?
- I wish Jordan
- were history.
- Just for the record,
- I did not write
- That article again
- because he told me.
- I did it because
- I wanted to.
Can I help you?
Enjoy the food.
- Anyways, Jordan
- was all like
- "but, tamera, you're not
- presenting both sides."
- I said, "recycle...
- There's only one side"
- And then he told me
- to do it again. Do it again?
Please. I am so over him
I just rolled my eyes
and walked away.
So don't you see how
totally unfair Jordan is?
You know what's unfair is
the way Roosevelt
lost to central.
And here to tell us
more about that is Daryl.
You know Daryl, tamera.
- He's on
- the football team.
Tell her, Daryl.
Uh... I'm on the football team.
- Jordan's always talking
- about how we're all a team.
Ha! A team is supposed
to have your back,
not jump on it.
- You know what
- I'm saying?
Not really.
Football players.
- Hey! You guys
- didn't hear
The rest of my story.
Tamera, what happened
to Daryl?
Oh! Oh, oh, he
walked off somewhere.
Anyway, I'm going
to get a soda.
- And then I'll tell you
- what else
Jordan said.
What did I say?
Dang!
Will you stop
sneaking up on me?
And what the heck
you doing in my house?
I only came here to tell you
- that I think you're a
- wonderful writer,
And this rewrite is terrific.
Well, don't think that you
can come up in my house and...
Terrific?
Yeah.
Well... you got a funny way
of showing it.
- That's only because I
- know how good you can be.
Then why didn't you say that?
- Because you argue
- with everything I say!
I do not!
You do, too!
You're doing it now!
- That's why it's
- so impossible
- For me to tell you
- I like you!
- That's ridiculous
- because I have
No trouble
saying I like you!
You do?
Yes.
Phew.
I like you, too.
Hey, tamera, there's a lot
of cute guys out there
on the dancefloor.
- We're all about
- to jam to some Usher.
- So come on, girl,
- let's get our bounce on.
Tia, I'm talking
to Jordan!
- You need me to help
- you throw him out?
No, I need you
to leave us alone.
Three's a crowd.
Get it?
Oh, snap.
I'm sorry.
I guess I should work
on my twin vibe.
- Well, is tamera going
- to come out and dance
- Or is she still
- talking about Jordan?
Uh... i don't think
she'll be tagging along
with us any longer.
Well, in that case...
- Hey, tamera.
- You know, I think
- You see each other
- too, see, see...
Sorry.
- We're a little
- pressed for time.
- Oh, Lisa told me
- about eugenia dobson's funeral.
- I'm sorry, I thought the
- wall was falling down.
I know, it's like,
oh, my god... chicken little.
I think about sister eugenia.
What do I think about?
- Jordan's always talking
- talking how...
Good choice, tyreke.
Well, you know, Tia
as long as I'm with
you, it's all good.
Isn't it, though?
Here it comes, Tia.
Oh... Hercules.
Both:
Hercules! Hercules!
Hercules!
Popcorn, Ty?
There's nothing left
but the burnt ones.
Oops.
Oh... my bad.
I'll just make some more.
'Cause there's
lots more movie.
Just great.
Tia, what is up
with your sister?
Oh... I'm sorry
about the popcorn.
- Man, you should see her
- at the theater.
- She can finish off a jumbo size
- before we find a seat.
- No... Tia, i'm
- talking about us...
You and me and your sister.
What's the problem?
Well, you and me...
And your sister.
Oh... oh, I see.
See, tyreke, usually
we both have boyfriends
- so, you know,
- she's just used
- To all of us hanging
- together, that's all.
- Well, does she have
- any prospects?
- You know, like, is anybody
- calling her?
Look, don't worry, tyreke.
- That's the best thing
- about being twins.
- You know, we can
- vibe each other.
She can always sense
when she's in the way.
'Kay, guys, I got our day
tomorrow all planned.
Okay, first, we're going
to go to the observatory...
Then the arcade...
Following up with a round
of miniature golf.
Oh...
I think your twin vibe
needs a tune-up.
♪ I do my own style
in my own time ♪
♪ how different
we have come to be ♪
♪ even though I'm glad
to be with you ♪
♪ I got to feel
what's real for me ♪
♪ like you got to do
what's right for you ♪
Ah, morning, y'all.
Morning.
Tia, how was your date
with tyreke last night?
Crowded.
- Now, I told you what to do
- if a boy gets too close.
- Did your mace jam?
- No.
Mom... not that type of crowded.
I'm talking about the
"tagalong twin" crowded.
- So have you talked
- to your sister?
Well, I thought about it
but, you guys, I don't want
to hurt tamera's feelings.
I mean, I don't want
her to feel left out
- just because I
- have a boyfriend.
I've got a solution.
- Nobody dates
- till they're 30.
Shoot, I may be 30 before
tyreke asks me out again.
Mom, he was sort of complaining
about tamera last night.
Well, never mind
his complaints.
- Now, what's important
- is how you feel about it.
I love tamera, but
she does have a knack
- for butting in at the worst...
- Tamera: Tia, come on.
Tyreke is waiting for us
in front of the library.
You know, part of me says,
"talk to tamera"
and the other part says,
"shut up. She's the chaperone."
Go with that part.
- So where you going
- with all those flowers?
Down to the church.
Thanks to sister dobson,
- I got to replace
- the flowers on the altar.
- Just because she has been
- the church organist
For the past 200 years
she thinks she can go around
- criticizing everything
- and everybody.
- Lisa, I got something
- to tell you.
- And she knows
- my favorite hymn's
- "I got the joy, joy, joy, joy
- down in my heart"
So she refuses to play it,
just to tick me off.
I swear, I'd be
all up in her face
- if she hadn't beaten up
- Deacon brown so bad.
Lisa, Mrs. Dobson died
in her sleep last night.
She died?
Yeah.
You're not just saying that
to cheer me up?
No. Reverend Hoskins
called just a while ago.
Oh...
I can't believe she's dead.
I have more unhappy news.
The reverend wants you
to speak at her funeral.
Well, I hope you told him no.
I have even more
unhappy news for you.
I told him yes.
- Well, I've got some
- good news for you.
- I'm going to give you
- a head start.
I'll take it.
- Hey, guys,
- what's going on?
- What's going on
- is Jordan has been asking
- For your article
- on recycling.
Now, I hope you've got it.
He'll get it.
She hasn't got it.
You know how Jordan freaks
when you miss a deadline.
I think he is so
cute when he freaks.
Brianna, please.
He is not all of that.
Besides, I mean,
"Mr. King of the paper."
He needs to chill.
What?
It's the king.
Oh...
What's up, Jordan?
Long live the king.
Tamera, where's your
article on recycling?
Well, uh, right now...
It's up here.
So it's close by.
I see, and when do you think
it'll be... down here?
Soon.
See, last night...
Have it this afternoon.
Ouch.
Can you believe it?
He thinks he can tell me
when to turn in my article
just because he's
editor of the paper.
Do you hear yourself
when you speak?
So why don't you have it?
You guys, I was going
to write it last night
but tyreke came over.
- Um... excuse me,
- tamera
But... what exactly
are you doing?
I'm talking to my friends.
And you know what?
If you ever left this room
maybe you'd have one.
- Well, maybe if
- you'd do your job
I could leave this room.
- And how do you
- find time to talk
When you haven't finished
your article?
Let me show you.
So anyways...
The three of us
- are going to go
- to the fair this weekend.
I hope they still have
that tilt-a-whirl...
About the fair...
It looks like it's gonna
be the three of us.
No, no, no, look, don't worry.
I'll talk to her tonight, okay?
Hey, sis.
Um, the issue we discussed is,
uh, rapidly approaching.
I got to go.
Who were you talking to?
Tyreke?
Uh-huh.
So what did he say?
Oh, nothing.
Um, tamera, I need
to talk to you
- about something that's
- kind of been on my mind.
Tia, you can talk to me
about anything.
Okay, well, um...
It's about tyreke.
- And you know
- that the three of us...
We have so much fun
when we're together.
I know that's right.
Well, uh, you know
how when you're
hanging with someone
and, um, someone else
starts hanging with you?
I mean... I mean
you want both people
to be happy
but y-you kind of feel
like one of them
is jeopardizing the relationship
with the other.
Oh...
Tia...
I'm so glad you told me.
There's no reason for
you to feel that way.
So you understand?
Absolutely.
And don't worry, Tia.
I'm cool with it.
You are?
Totally.
We're twins.
We're here.
Tamera, I am so glad
we had this talk.
Me, too, sis.
- Hey, tamera.
- Hey, Lisa.
- I think you girls
- see each other more
- Now that you have
- separate bedrooms
Than you did when you shared.
- That's funny, because
- Tia was just telling me
- We don't spend
- enough time together.
She was?
Yeah.
She's all worried
tyreke is butting in
on our relationship.
- Tamera, now, are you sure
- that's what she said?
Of course.
We're twins.
We're here.
We're here.
Well, uh, I really had
a wonderful time.
- Me, too.
- Me, too.
Jinx.
- Pinch-poke,
- you owe me a coke.
Okay.
Well, good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Oh!
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
See?
She gets it.
Does she?
Well, sure.
Well... good night.
Tia... this just
isn't working for me.
Is this better?
You know, I want to date you...
Not your sister.
Good night, Tia.
- Tia: Then tyreke
- asked me about going
To a hockey game, right,
but before I can say anything
- tamera says,
- "no, we hate hockey."
You do hate hockey.
I don't hate hockey.
With tyreke.
- Girl, you need
- to break it down to her.
You think I didn't try that?
- Look, if you want tamera
- out your little kool-aid
- You need to hook her up
- with her own boyfriend.
Bet. What we need is
the "boy catalog."
True that.
- Where's
- your yearbook?
- Hurry.
- Bring it on.
Okay, okay.
Hey... how about
Devin Palmer for tamera?
I mean, his smile is
working overtime.
- Puh-leeze.
- You'd be smiling too
If you finally got out
of the tenth grade.
What about Lee house?
Brother's kinda fine.
- Mm-hmm.
- Brother's dating Laura Lynn
Regina Henderson, you...
He bought me milk, okay?
Okay.
Gerald crippens.
Glee club.
Gerald crippens?
Bus pass.
Hey. I know.
You guys...
We can have a party.
Invite all the guys
who make the cut
and let nature take its course.
All: That's it.
- Hey, ray.
- Hey.
Banana nut muffin?
- No, I'm cutting back
- on my calories.
- Well, I need
- all my strength
If I'm going to stand up
at Mrs. Dobson's funeral
in front of that whole
congregation and...
Lie?
No. I am not going
to lie in god's house.
- I've found a tricky way
- to get around it.
How you going to do that?
Well... for example...
Now, what I'll say is...
"I cannot express in words
how Mrs. Dobson
made me feel."
- But what I mean is
- I got the words
But I cannot express
how I feel in church.
- I don't know, Lisa.
- The words sound all right
But god knows
your spirit is wrong.
Oh, puh-leeze.
- He'll just be happy
- I'm showing up.
What?
Oh, my tooth.
See, god don't like ugly.
Shut up, ray.
I think that nutshell
cracked my crown.
- Ooh, you know...
- Oh, here.
- I don't think I'll be able
- to speak at that service.
Oh, yes, you are.
- I'm not going
- to lie in church.
- Come on. I'm going
- to get you to a dentist.
- Come on. Dr. Wilson's office
- is on the way to the church.
Come on, ray, take it
easy... I'm in pain.
- Oh, come on!
- Ow!
Oh, shut up.
Jordan?
Guess he's in Washington
rewriting the constitution.
No, I did that yesterday.
The right to bear arms
now means "short sleeves
for everybody."
Look, you wanted to talk to me?
Yes.
Oh. What is this
supposed to be?
It's not supposed to be
anything. It's my article.
It is totally one-sided.
It's about recycling.
There's only one side... do it.
- Why can't you ever just
- take constructive criticism?
Oh, I'm sorry!
I must have missed
the constructive part.
You are always doing that,
turning everything around.
Yeah, well, you do it first!
- And you're about
- to do it again.
- You've got three
- and a half hours
- Before we go
- to press.
- But, Jordan, I have
- this party I have to...
But, tamera,
if the newspaper's
getting in your way
then maybe you
should consider
another elective.
No way.
I like the newspaper
and I'm a good writer.
Then prove it.
And open.
Oh! Lisa, this tooth is
more sensitive than I thought.
- I'm going to give you
- a little more gas.
Yeah... more gas.
Excuse me, Dr. Wilson
- we're a litle
- pressed for time.
Lisa told me about
eugenia dobson's funeral.
Oh, you knew her?
Oh! That woman
- was the worst
- patient I ever had.
She did nothing but complain.
I can't tell you how
many times she bit me.
Kicked me.
Dug her nails into my arm.
- That old biddy even
- tried to strangle me
With my own floss
and she rarely paid her bills
and when she did, it was
in one dollar installments.
- I remember the first time
- she came into this office...
You'll love this story.
I was putting out new
magazines and she said
- "what are you,
- a cheerleader?"
- And I said, "no,
- I'm the dentist."
- Then she tried
- to get my car towed.
- I go to the bathroom
- for three minutes.
- I come back,
- she's on the phone
With a towing company...
- You sure you're
- okay, Lisa?
I think you o.D.'D
on the laughing gas.
Ray Campbell, I'm fine.
- I'll get the seats,
- you get the popcorn.
Uh, why don't we
both get a seat?
We are gathered here today
on the occasion
of the homegoing
of sister eugenia dobson.
Next time, before
you leave the house
two words...
Ask somebody.
Lisa!
What?
It looks like a pigeon's
nesting in her head.
Here to celebrate the life
of sister eugenia
is someone who worked
with her closely
and loved her dearly.
I thought I was speaking.
Sister Lisa Landry.
It's show time!
Hey!
Who stole my cards?
Oh, never mind.
I'll just speak from my heart.
I'm going to tell you all
what I really thought
about sister eugenia dobson.
- When I think about
- sister eugenia
I think about the
biggest pain in my...
Heart! Heart!
Lisa, we all felt it
when she left us.
I used to come to this
church in a good mood
- and that little
- organ grinder
- Would walk up to me and
- make me want to throw up...
My hands and
praise the lord.
Can I get an "amen"?
- Congregation:
- Amen!
Thank you, thank you.
- Sit down, ray,
- I work solo.
- And while we
- are praising the lord
Let us all sing sister
eugenia's favorite hymn
"I got the joy, joy, joy, joy
down in my heart."
Hit it!
♪ I got the joy, joy, joy, joy
down in my heart ♪
♪ Joy, joy, joy
down in my heart ♪
♪ oh, I got the joy,
joy, joy, joy ♪
Girl, there are enough
guys over there
to start a football team.
- Girl, that is
- the football team. Hi!
Well, I see a quarterback
I'd like to tackle.
Uh... hold up.
He's for tamera.
Well, what about him?
Tamera.
- Could you label
- the guys for tamera
- With a sticker
- or something?
Tamera, where have you been?
We're having
a party... remember?
Sorry I'm late, guys.
- But get this...
- Jordan the jerk
- Made me rewrite
- my article.
Can you believe that?
Well, um, let's forget
about Jordan and meet...
Tony!
Hey, what's up, Tony?
This is my sister, tamera.
- He and I are
- in history club together.
What's up, Tony?
- I wish Jordan
- were history.
- Just for the record,
- I did not write
- That article again
- because he told me.
- I did it because
- I wanted to.
Can I help you?
Enjoy the food.
- Anyways, Jordan
- was all like
- "but, tamera, you're not
- presenting both sides."
- I said, "recycle...
- There's only one side"
- And then he told me
- to do it again. Do it again?
Please. I am so over him
I just rolled my eyes
and walked away.
So don't you see how
totally unfair Jordan is?
You know what's unfair is
the way Roosevelt
lost to central.
And here to tell us
more about that is Daryl.
You know Daryl, tamera.
- He's on
- the football team.
Tell her, Daryl.
Uh... I'm on the football team.
- Jordan's always talking
- about how we're all a team.
Ha! A team is supposed
to have your back,
not jump on it.
- You know what
- I'm saying?
Not really.
Football players.
- Hey! You guys
- didn't hear
The rest of my story.
Tamera, what happened
to Daryl?
Oh! Oh, oh, he
walked off somewhere.
Anyway, I'm going
to get a soda.
- And then I'll tell you
- what else
Jordan said.
What did I say?
Dang!
Will you stop
sneaking up on me?
And what the heck
you doing in my house?
I only came here to tell you
- that I think you're a
- wonderful writer,
And this rewrite is terrific.
Well, don't think that you
can come up in my house and...
Terrific?
Yeah.
Well... you got a funny way
of showing it.
- That's only because I
- know how good you can be.
Then why didn't you say that?
- Because you argue
- with everything I say!
I do not!
You do, too!
You're doing it now!
- That's why it's
- so impossible
- For me to tell you
- I like you!
- That's ridiculous
- because I have
No trouble
saying I like you!
You do?
Yes.
Phew.
I like you, too.
Hey, tamera, there's a lot
of cute guys out there
on the dancefloor.
- We're all about
- to jam to some Usher.
- So come on, girl,
- let's get our bounce on.
Tia, I'm talking
to Jordan!
- You need me to help
- you throw him out?
No, I need you
to leave us alone.
Three's a crowd.
Get it?
Oh, snap.
I'm sorry.
I guess I should work
on my twin vibe.
- Well, is tamera going
- to come out and dance
- Or is she still
- talking about Jordan?
Uh... i don't think
she'll be tagging along
with us any longer.
Well, in that case...
- Hey, tamera.
- You know, I think
- You see each other
- too, see, see...
Sorry.
- We're a little
- pressed for time.
- Oh, Lisa told me
- about eugenia dobson's funeral.
- I'm sorry, I thought the
- wall was falling down.
I know, it's like,
oh, my god... chicken little.
I think about sister eugenia.
What do I think about?
- Jordan's always talking
- talking how...