Sister, Sister (1994–1999): Season 4, Episode 16 - Three the Heart Way - full transcript
On Valentine's Day, Tia and Roger are mysteriously struck by Cupid's arrow, which leaves Tamera feeling alone and brokenhearted. Meanwhile, Ray participates in a charity bachelor auction, where his plans to earn the most money backfire.
"Roses are red
violets are Violet
I've got your number
so maybe I'll dial it."
This is so cool.
I have a secret admirer
which means, this year
I'm going to have
a romantic Valentine's day.
Excuse me while I do
my happy-girl dance.
Tia, I feel so special.
How many girls can say
they have a secret admirer?
Two in this room.
- You have
- a mystery man, too?
Yup.
- Man, cupid must have heard me
- last night
Performing
that ancient love chant.
Tamera, you were singing
the theme from the love boat.
Hey, it's ancient to me.
The important thing is
it worked.
I bet any minute
two tall good-looking guys
are walking into our lives.
Hey, secret admirees.
Get my cards?
- Roger?
- Roger?
- Man...!
- Man...!
- I should have known
- it was you.
- The envelope
- smelled like nachos.
Looks like we're back
on the buddy system
for Valentine's day.
The same as last year.
Last year wasn't so bad.
- Oh, yeah, we
- went to the mall
Trying on clothes.
- Yeah, remember
- this item
From bobo's
big boy shop?
Well...
Another year
and we're still together.
Sure, we are.
'Cause we're
the three amigos.
Wherever you go,
we goes.
So, still on
for tomorrow?
Yeah, I guess.
Boy, cupid let me down big time.
- Tamera, get
- past this.
There's no such
thing as cupid.
Oh...!
Sure, there is.
Good-looking fella, too.
Look it up.
- Tia:
- Yeah, right.
So you're telling me
if I stand here saying
"yo, cupid, hit me
with your best shot"
he's going to clip me one
and make me think you're...
My hunky bunky man.
♪ Talk about a
two-way twister ♪
♪ shakin' up the family tree
with sibling synchronicity ♪
♪ never knew how
much I missed ya ♪
♪ I ain't ever gonna
let you go! ♪
- ♪ Never knew
- how much I missed ya ♪
♪ I ain't ever gonna
let you go ♪
Wait.
What's your hurry?
- I got sneakers
- in the dryer.
Two more minutes and
they'll fit a g.I. Joe.
No, no, really.
What, is it me?
Is it my hair?
You want it up? Down?
Half like this, half like that?
How about a hat?
How about backing off?
Look, we both know
you're only kidding
- and that's just not right,
- woman.
Call me.
Okay, here's the plan
for Valentine's day.
- Right after school we head
- straight to the movies
And then to d-town express
and get our karaoke on.
Is Roger coming?
- Well, sure.
- We're the three amigos
Remember?
Where you going?
I'm not sure.
I think
I have to call Roger.
Oh, good idea!
And tell him if we sing
"I'm every woman"
he's not doing the lead again!
- So, tell me,
- tell me.
Tell me, tell me,
tell me, tell me.
Lisa, it was annoying
through the bathroom door
it's annoying now.
- I got to know
- where we're going
For Valentine's day.
I hate surprises.
- That's why I unwrap
- Christmas presents
While you're sleeping.
- You should be ashamed
- of yourself
Blaming the girls.
Yeah, right.
Tell me, tell me.
Oh, all right.
Here's a hint:
It involves you, me
- and the church
- around the corner.
Oh! Oh, ray...!
Oh...!
Oh, this is so sudden.
Not that I'm saying "yes"
but I need a dress,
I need a caterer...
Could I finish?
Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead.
- Shouldn't you be down on
- those bony little knees first?
- Lisa, we're going
- to the church
- For the annual
- bachelor auction.
On Valentine's day?!
Ugh, right.
I am so disappointed.
All right, here's $500.
Ooh, I'm over it.
Lisa, the money
is for charity.
- Call it whatever you want.
- For $500,
You can't hurt
my feelings.
Will you listen?
You see, every year
we single businessmen
offer package deals for
the congregation to bid on.
Mine includes a Ray's
limo for the evening
and dinner with
ray... that's me.
What kind of sucker
- would pay good money
- for that?
You just spend the whole
amount to win me
and I'll whisk you away
to your favorite restaurant.
Ooh!
I hope that limo fits
through the drive-thru.
Okay, maybe my
favorite restaurant.
And then we'll drive
by the riverfront
and count the stars.
Ooh, ray, ooh,
that sounds so romantic.
Yeah.
Just make sure you
bid the whole $500.
Every year that idiot,
will dobbins
he goes for 200.
Oh, will dobbins?
- Ooh, I got
- his business calendar.
Ooh, in march he's only wearing
a teeny little pair of speedos.
- Well, this year
- I'm beating him
Speedos or no speedos.
That's July. Whoo...
Well, whatever.
This year I'm going
for 500 big ones.
This year you're going for 210
and I'm going for a makeover.
Okay.
I can get through this.
Just another day,
nothing special.
So I'm alone. No big deal.
I can make it.
Ohh, I can't make it.
Oh, Roger.
- It's so good
- to see you.
- Listen, would
- you and Tia
Sort of walk me
through the day?
Oh, please, Louise
why should I?
After you were singing love
songs outside my window
rolling around the lawn
like Patti LaBelle.
And at 6:00 A.M.
What?
Trust me, Roger
I didn't even know
six had an A.M.
Then, who did my mom
throw her slipper at?
- Tia:
- Hi, Roger.
Tia?
Tia?
Hi, Roger.
I think your mom
dropped this.
Tia, what is wrong
with you?
I don't know.
Hi, Roger.
So it was you.
Tia, it's Valentine's day.
If you want to mess with me,
come back on April fools'.
Ohhh...
Come on, guys.
- We're supposed
- to be friends.
Cupid wants everybody to get
along on Valentine's day.
Roger, get back here.
Oh, no, no.
I got nothing to say to her
except...
Yes.
Hi, Tia.
Ohh, there you go.
- Okay, now, you two crazy kids
- work this out
But just make sure
you're friends again
- before we go to the movies,
- okay?
Movies?
I'd love to.
- Tamera:
- Hi, Lisa.
Do you know where Tia went?
We were going to the movies.
She wasn't at the mall
'cause I was all up in there
spending your daddy's money.
New outfit, new shoes,
new purse.
Wait a minute.
Lisa, you were supposed
to use that money
- to bid on him
- at the auction.
Shoot, I got 150 left.
That's more than enough
to snag your daddy
and leave a $100 tip
in his pocket.
Roger:
Tia!
Where have you been?
Shh...!
Listen.
What the heck is that?
Roger?!
What are you doing?
I don't know.
I just had this irresistible
urge to serenade my woman.
Ohh! Okay.
Tia, are you crazy?
Uh-huh.
About him.
I am in love
with Roger Evans.
You're what?
And I love you, too, Tia Mia.
- Tia, Tia,
- Tia, Tia.
Snap out of it!
You can't be in love with Roger.
No, no, tamera.
He's really very sweet.
I was cold
in the movies
and there was this little old
lady sleeping nearby.
He gave me her coat.
Wait a minute.
You went to the movies...
Without me?
Oh.
Oh, I...
I guess we kind of did.
But you see, tamera,
it was Valentine's day
and we wanted to be together,
and... I guess we just...
Forgot me.
I get it.
Tamera.
I'm really sorry.
Look, nobody
in this world
is more important
to me than...
Hey.
It's my man.
Come on, smokey.
Let's go karaoke.
What for?
You two are
a singing duet now.
You don't need me.
- What are you
- talking about?
Guys!
We were supposed
to be friends forever
and you went and changed on me.
You're in love.
Everything's different.
Love changes everything.
That's crazy, tamera.
Yeah, we're still friends.
Not anymore.
Happy Valentine's day.
Record your message now.
Hi. Ray, Lisa and tamera
- can't come
- to the phone right now
But if you want Tia,
you might want to try her
- at her new boyfriend
- Roger's house.
They're in love.
- I mean, the three of us
- used to be tight
Then love came along and then...
Dang, I got to talk faster.
Tamera, what
are you doing?
Cutting Tia and Roger
out of my life.
Um, I'm going way out
on a limb here, but, uh...
The three of you
having problems?
Oh, they're not.
I'm the one sitting here
on Valentine's day.
They've got plans.
- Oh! My baby's
- seeing somebody?
Who is he? Who?
Who, who, who?
Roger.
- My baby and,
- and Roger?
Whoo.
Oh, cupid is
just plain stupid.
I can't believe
this is happening.
I mean, we were a team.
You know, a threesome.
Now they're a twosome.
Mm-hmm.
Without yousome.
Mm, I understand, baby.
You and Tia, you're
more than sisters.
You're best friends
- and Roger, in his
- own messed up way
He, uh... he's been
a good friend, too.
- Well, tamera,
- you know
- Sometimes
- friendships change
- And, honey, I know
- it's hard on you
But you got to learn
- to change right
- along with them.
Or let them go.
Yeah.
No! What?
I mean, who needs them?
They seem to be getting along
without me.
Fine. I'll show them.
- I can get along
- without them, too.
No problem.
Love you.
Love you more.
- Love you more
- than that.
Love you infinity
plus one.
- You're so
- good at math.
I'm going to let you
figure out the tip.
- Here are those three cokes
- you ordered.
Thanks.
Who gets this one?
- Both:
- That's for...
Oh, um... I'm sorry.
- There's usually
- three of us.
Oh, come on, buddies.
Right this way.
Group hug, group hug.
Are we having fun, or what?
Yeah, I guess.
What's your name again?
Tamera, remember?
From study hall?
You loaned
me your pen?
- Oh, yeah,
- my favorite bic.
You think I could
have it back?
If you cooperate.
Well, would you
look who's here?
Tamera
you came after all.
Come on, sit down.
- We hoped you would
- change your mind.
You mean, hanging out
with you?
Please... I have moved on.
I found a new posse.
Good friends... real friends.
Who are they?
This is...
Him and her.
You know... them.
Well, I'm going
to sit over there
with my two amigos.
Yo, amigos!
Aqui, aqui.
Sold! For $200.
Hey, dobbins,
only 200, huh?
- Ray:
- Same as last year.
You know, some of us
- will be going
- for a lot more than that.
Ray, this isn't
all about money.
Oh, yes, it is.
Our next businessman
is ray Campbell
owner of Ray's limos.
Ask about our flat rate
to the airport.
Don't be afraid
to spend my money.
I haven't been so far.
Honey, you haven't bid
on anybody all night.
- My man is coming up
- right now.
Who, him?
He ain't all that.
I'm saving my
bingo money
for someone much
more my speed.
You go, girl.
Okay, let's start
the bidding at...
Twenty-five.
I have $25.
Fifty dollars.
- I have $50...
- Do I hear 60?
Forget 60.
Something tells me the lady
in the first row will bid 100.
Fifty-five dollars.
I have $55.
Going once...
- Oh shoot. I knew I could
- have got my toenails done.
Going twice...
Uh, time out,
time out, time out.
Lisa, what are you doing?
- I mean, I gave you
- all that money...
Is that a new outfit?
By "new," do you mean
older than an hour?
- How much did you
- pay for that?
- Oh, don't worry,
- now, ray.
It's not half as expensive
as these shoes.
Did you spend all my money?
- Oh, don't worry.
- I got plenty. I got plenty.
- Don't be mad at me.
- It's Valentine's day.
- We're supposed to be
- in love, remember?
- Can we get on
- with this, please?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold your horses.
Uh-oh.
The bid was $55.
$100.
Uh, 110.
$145.
Oh, for heaven's sake.
150.
Get your coat, ray.
$700.
I have $700.
Do I hear 750?
Lisa, do something.
- Anybody want to buy
- an outfit for $700?
Going once
going twice...
Going home.
Sold!
Come on, daddy.
Come to mama.
Lisa, help me!
Help me!
Oh, I'm sorry, ray.
Not even god can help you now.
Ah, chili fries.
Boy, last Valentine's day
we ate so many of these
we practically had to be
airlifted home.
Oh, oh...
I didn't know you
last Valentine's day.
I didn't know you this morning.
I wasn't talking about you.
I was talking about...
Never mind.
Man, you guys are nothing like
my other friends.
Ooh, Roger.
I'm feeling kind of funny.
Me, too.
Maybe it's all those
sweet 'n lows I ate.
Man, I really do miss tamera.
Yeah. Me, too.
Time was we could split
the check three ways.
Wait, wait a minute.
You know,
I always thought
if two people
were really in love
all they needed
was each other...
But something's
missing here
and I'm starting to wonder,
are we really in love?
- I've been
- wondering, too
- Especially since
- I've been having
Improper thoughts
about that waitress.
I guess brother cupid's
been messing with us.
I guess so.
- It was kind of nice,
- wasn't it?
Now that that's over,
you think you could get
your sister to split
the check with us?
Roger!
Look, we really hurt
her feelings.
I mean, she probably
won't ever speak to us again.
Look, maybe we ought
to just go home.
On Valentine's day?
Come on, I know
we may not be in love
but you'll always
be my Valentine.
So, how about
one last dance?
Okay.
♪ There's never a care
just couples knew... ♪
Uh, excuse me,
but if I sit for too long
my sinuses
start backing up.
Could we go now?
Sure.
This isn't working anyway.
Look, I'll be honest.
The only reason why
I invited you guys here
was to get back at them.
So, why don't I just
pick up the check and...
What is that?
Me and my two best friends...
Who I really miss a lot.
Sure doesn't look like
they miss you.
They look happy,
don't they?
Yeah, they do.
Instead of me being happy
for them...
I gave them a hard time
about it.
What kind of friend am I?
The pen-stealing kind?
Maybe you should go
over there
- and tell them
- you're sorry.
What for?
The way I acted,
they won't even listen.
♪ Heating up
intimate fires... ♪
♪ Count on me
through thick and thin ♪
♪ a friendship
that will never end ♪
♪ when you are weak,
I will be strong ♪
♪ Please believe me
when I say ♪
♪ It's hard to see the sunshine
through the rain, oh ♪
♪ I know sometimes
it seems as if ♪
♪ You can count on me
through thick and thin ♪
♪ a friendship
that will never end ♪
♪ when you are weak,
I will be strong ♪
♪ Please believe me
when I say ♪
Happy Valentine's day.
It's been quite a night.
Yeah.
Having a nice time?
Uh-huh.
- Once more
- around the city?
Good idea.
The sound of the engine
makes her sleep.
violets are Violet
I've got your number
so maybe I'll dial it."
This is so cool.
I have a secret admirer
which means, this year
I'm going to have
a romantic Valentine's day.
Excuse me while I do
my happy-girl dance.
Tia, I feel so special.
How many girls can say
they have a secret admirer?
Two in this room.
- You have
- a mystery man, too?
Yup.
- Man, cupid must have heard me
- last night
Performing
that ancient love chant.
Tamera, you were singing
the theme from the love boat.
Hey, it's ancient to me.
The important thing is
it worked.
I bet any minute
two tall good-looking guys
are walking into our lives.
Hey, secret admirees.
Get my cards?
- Roger?
- Roger?
- Man...!
- Man...!
- I should have known
- it was you.
- The envelope
- smelled like nachos.
Looks like we're back
on the buddy system
for Valentine's day.
The same as last year.
Last year wasn't so bad.
- Oh, yeah, we
- went to the mall
Trying on clothes.
- Yeah, remember
- this item
From bobo's
big boy shop?
Well...
Another year
and we're still together.
Sure, we are.
'Cause we're
the three amigos.
Wherever you go,
we goes.
So, still on
for tomorrow?
Yeah, I guess.
Boy, cupid let me down big time.
- Tamera, get
- past this.
There's no such
thing as cupid.
Oh...!
Sure, there is.
Good-looking fella, too.
Look it up.
- Tia:
- Yeah, right.
So you're telling me
if I stand here saying
"yo, cupid, hit me
with your best shot"
he's going to clip me one
and make me think you're...
My hunky bunky man.
♪ Talk about a
two-way twister ♪
♪ shakin' up the family tree
with sibling synchronicity ♪
♪ never knew how
much I missed ya ♪
♪ I ain't ever gonna
let you go! ♪
- ♪ Never knew
- how much I missed ya ♪
♪ I ain't ever gonna
let you go ♪
Wait.
What's your hurry?
- I got sneakers
- in the dryer.
Two more minutes and
they'll fit a g.I. Joe.
No, no, really.
What, is it me?
Is it my hair?
You want it up? Down?
Half like this, half like that?
How about a hat?
How about backing off?
Look, we both know
you're only kidding
- and that's just not right,
- woman.
Call me.
Okay, here's the plan
for Valentine's day.
- Right after school we head
- straight to the movies
And then to d-town express
and get our karaoke on.
Is Roger coming?
- Well, sure.
- We're the three amigos
Remember?
Where you going?
I'm not sure.
I think
I have to call Roger.
Oh, good idea!
And tell him if we sing
"I'm every woman"
he's not doing the lead again!
- So, tell me,
- tell me.
Tell me, tell me,
tell me, tell me.
Lisa, it was annoying
through the bathroom door
it's annoying now.
- I got to know
- where we're going
For Valentine's day.
I hate surprises.
- That's why I unwrap
- Christmas presents
While you're sleeping.
- You should be ashamed
- of yourself
Blaming the girls.
Yeah, right.
Tell me, tell me.
Oh, all right.
Here's a hint:
It involves you, me
- and the church
- around the corner.
Oh! Oh, ray...!
Oh...!
Oh, this is so sudden.
Not that I'm saying "yes"
but I need a dress,
I need a caterer...
Could I finish?
Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead.
- Shouldn't you be down on
- those bony little knees first?
- Lisa, we're going
- to the church
- For the annual
- bachelor auction.
On Valentine's day?!
Ugh, right.
I am so disappointed.
All right, here's $500.
Ooh, I'm over it.
Lisa, the money
is for charity.
- Call it whatever you want.
- For $500,
You can't hurt
my feelings.
Will you listen?
You see, every year
we single businessmen
offer package deals for
the congregation to bid on.
Mine includes a Ray's
limo for the evening
and dinner with
ray... that's me.
What kind of sucker
- would pay good money
- for that?
You just spend the whole
amount to win me
and I'll whisk you away
to your favorite restaurant.
Ooh!
I hope that limo fits
through the drive-thru.
Okay, maybe my
favorite restaurant.
And then we'll drive
by the riverfront
and count the stars.
Ooh, ray, ooh,
that sounds so romantic.
Yeah.
Just make sure you
bid the whole $500.
Every year that idiot,
will dobbins
he goes for 200.
Oh, will dobbins?
- Ooh, I got
- his business calendar.
Ooh, in march he's only wearing
a teeny little pair of speedos.
- Well, this year
- I'm beating him
Speedos or no speedos.
That's July. Whoo...
Well, whatever.
This year I'm going
for 500 big ones.
This year you're going for 210
and I'm going for a makeover.
Okay.
I can get through this.
Just another day,
nothing special.
So I'm alone. No big deal.
I can make it.
Ohh, I can't make it.
Oh, Roger.
- It's so good
- to see you.
- Listen, would
- you and Tia
Sort of walk me
through the day?
Oh, please, Louise
why should I?
After you were singing love
songs outside my window
rolling around the lawn
like Patti LaBelle.
And at 6:00 A.M.
What?
Trust me, Roger
I didn't even know
six had an A.M.
Then, who did my mom
throw her slipper at?
- Tia:
- Hi, Roger.
Tia?
Tia?
Hi, Roger.
I think your mom
dropped this.
Tia, what is wrong
with you?
I don't know.
Hi, Roger.
So it was you.
Tia, it's Valentine's day.
If you want to mess with me,
come back on April fools'.
Ohhh...
Come on, guys.
- We're supposed
- to be friends.
Cupid wants everybody to get
along on Valentine's day.
Roger, get back here.
Oh, no, no.
I got nothing to say to her
except...
Yes.
Hi, Tia.
Ohh, there you go.
- Okay, now, you two crazy kids
- work this out
But just make sure
you're friends again
- before we go to the movies,
- okay?
Movies?
I'd love to.
- Tamera:
- Hi, Lisa.
Do you know where Tia went?
We were going to the movies.
She wasn't at the mall
'cause I was all up in there
spending your daddy's money.
New outfit, new shoes,
new purse.
Wait a minute.
Lisa, you were supposed
to use that money
- to bid on him
- at the auction.
Shoot, I got 150 left.
That's more than enough
to snag your daddy
and leave a $100 tip
in his pocket.
Roger:
Tia!
Where have you been?
Shh...!
Listen.
What the heck is that?
Roger?!
What are you doing?
I don't know.
I just had this irresistible
urge to serenade my woman.
Ohh! Okay.
Tia, are you crazy?
Uh-huh.
About him.
I am in love
with Roger Evans.
You're what?
And I love you, too, Tia Mia.
- Tia, Tia,
- Tia, Tia.
Snap out of it!
You can't be in love with Roger.
No, no, tamera.
He's really very sweet.
I was cold
in the movies
and there was this little old
lady sleeping nearby.
He gave me her coat.
Wait a minute.
You went to the movies...
Without me?
Oh.
Oh, I...
I guess we kind of did.
But you see, tamera,
it was Valentine's day
and we wanted to be together,
and... I guess we just...
Forgot me.
I get it.
Tamera.
I'm really sorry.
Look, nobody
in this world
is more important
to me than...
Hey.
It's my man.
Come on, smokey.
Let's go karaoke.
What for?
You two are
a singing duet now.
You don't need me.
- What are you
- talking about?
Guys!
We were supposed
to be friends forever
and you went and changed on me.
You're in love.
Everything's different.
Love changes everything.
That's crazy, tamera.
Yeah, we're still friends.
Not anymore.
Happy Valentine's day.
Record your message now.
Hi. Ray, Lisa and tamera
- can't come
- to the phone right now
But if you want Tia,
you might want to try her
- at her new boyfriend
- Roger's house.
They're in love.
- I mean, the three of us
- used to be tight
Then love came along and then...
Dang, I got to talk faster.
Tamera, what
are you doing?
Cutting Tia and Roger
out of my life.
Um, I'm going way out
on a limb here, but, uh...
The three of you
having problems?
Oh, they're not.
I'm the one sitting here
on Valentine's day.
They've got plans.
- Oh! My baby's
- seeing somebody?
Who is he? Who?
Who, who, who?
Roger.
- My baby and,
- and Roger?
Whoo.
Oh, cupid is
just plain stupid.
I can't believe
this is happening.
I mean, we were a team.
You know, a threesome.
Now they're a twosome.
Mm-hmm.
Without yousome.
Mm, I understand, baby.
You and Tia, you're
more than sisters.
You're best friends
- and Roger, in his
- own messed up way
He, uh... he's been
a good friend, too.
- Well, tamera,
- you know
- Sometimes
- friendships change
- And, honey, I know
- it's hard on you
But you got to learn
- to change right
- along with them.
Or let them go.
Yeah.
No! What?
I mean, who needs them?
They seem to be getting along
without me.
Fine. I'll show them.
- I can get along
- without them, too.
No problem.
Love you.
Love you more.
- Love you more
- than that.
Love you infinity
plus one.
- You're so
- good at math.
I'm going to let you
figure out the tip.
- Here are those three cokes
- you ordered.
Thanks.
Who gets this one?
- Both:
- That's for...
Oh, um... I'm sorry.
- There's usually
- three of us.
Oh, come on, buddies.
Right this way.
Group hug, group hug.
Are we having fun, or what?
Yeah, I guess.
What's your name again?
Tamera, remember?
From study hall?
You loaned
me your pen?
- Oh, yeah,
- my favorite bic.
You think I could
have it back?
If you cooperate.
Well, would you
look who's here?
Tamera
you came after all.
Come on, sit down.
- We hoped you would
- change your mind.
You mean, hanging out
with you?
Please... I have moved on.
I found a new posse.
Good friends... real friends.
Who are they?
This is...
Him and her.
You know... them.
Well, I'm going
to sit over there
with my two amigos.
Yo, amigos!
Aqui, aqui.
Sold! For $200.
Hey, dobbins,
only 200, huh?
- Ray:
- Same as last year.
You know, some of us
- will be going
- for a lot more than that.
Ray, this isn't
all about money.
Oh, yes, it is.
Our next businessman
is ray Campbell
owner of Ray's limos.
Ask about our flat rate
to the airport.
Don't be afraid
to spend my money.
I haven't been so far.
Honey, you haven't bid
on anybody all night.
- My man is coming up
- right now.
Who, him?
He ain't all that.
I'm saving my
bingo money
for someone much
more my speed.
You go, girl.
Okay, let's start
the bidding at...
Twenty-five.
I have $25.
Fifty dollars.
- I have $50...
- Do I hear 60?
Forget 60.
Something tells me the lady
in the first row will bid 100.
Fifty-five dollars.
I have $55.
Going once...
- Oh shoot. I knew I could
- have got my toenails done.
Going twice...
Uh, time out,
time out, time out.
Lisa, what are you doing?
- I mean, I gave you
- all that money...
Is that a new outfit?
By "new," do you mean
older than an hour?
- How much did you
- pay for that?
- Oh, don't worry,
- now, ray.
It's not half as expensive
as these shoes.
Did you spend all my money?
- Oh, don't worry.
- I got plenty. I got plenty.
- Don't be mad at me.
- It's Valentine's day.
- We're supposed to be
- in love, remember?
- Can we get on
- with this, please?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold your horses.
Uh-oh.
The bid was $55.
$100.
Uh, 110.
$145.
Oh, for heaven's sake.
150.
Get your coat, ray.
$700.
I have $700.
Do I hear 750?
Lisa, do something.
- Anybody want to buy
- an outfit for $700?
Going once
going twice...
Going home.
Sold!
Come on, daddy.
Come to mama.
Lisa, help me!
Help me!
Oh, I'm sorry, ray.
Not even god can help you now.
Ah, chili fries.
Boy, last Valentine's day
we ate so many of these
we practically had to be
airlifted home.
Oh, oh...
I didn't know you
last Valentine's day.
I didn't know you this morning.
I wasn't talking about you.
I was talking about...
Never mind.
Man, you guys are nothing like
my other friends.
Ooh, Roger.
I'm feeling kind of funny.
Me, too.
Maybe it's all those
sweet 'n lows I ate.
Man, I really do miss tamera.
Yeah. Me, too.
Time was we could split
the check three ways.
Wait, wait a minute.
You know,
I always thought
if two people
were really in love
all they needed
was each other...
But something's
missing here
and I'm starting to wonder,
are we really in love?
- I've been
- wondering, too
- Especially since
- I've been having
Improper thoughts
about that waitress.
I guess brother cupid's
been messing with us.
I guess so.
- It was kind of nice,
- wasn't it?
Now that that's over,
you think you could get
your sister to split
the check with us?
Roger!
Look, we really hurt
her feelings.
I mean, she probably
won't ever speak to us again.
Look, maybe we ought
to just go home.
On Valentine's day?
Come on, I know
we may not be in love
but you'll always
be my Valentine.
So, how about
one last dance?
Okay.
♪ There's never a care
just couples knew... ♪
Uh, excuse me,
but if I sit for too long
my sinuses
start backing up.
Could we go now?
Sure.
This isn't working anyway.
Look, I'll be honest.
The only reason why
I invited you guys here
was to get back at them.
So, why don't I just
pick up the check and...
What is that?
Me and my two best friends...
Who I really miss a lot.
Sure doesn't look like
they miss you.
They look happy,
don't they?
Yeah, they do.
Instead of me being happy
for them...
I gave them a hard time
about it.
What kind of friend am I?
The pen-stealing kind?
Maybe you should go
over there
- and tell them
- you're sorry.
What for?
The way I acted,
they won't even listen.
♪ Heating up
intimate fires... ♪
♪ Count on me
through thick and thin ♪
♪ a friendship
that will never end ♪
♪ when you are weak,
I will be strong ♪
♪ Please believe me
when I say ♪
♪ It's hard to see the sunshine
through the rain, oh ♪
♪ I know sometimes
it seems as if ♪
♪ You can count on me
through thick and thin ♪
♪ a friendship
that will never end ♪
♪ when you are weak,
I will be strong ♪
♪ Please believe me
when I say ♪
Happy Valentine's day.
It's been quite a night.
Yeah.
Having a nice time?
Uh-huh.
- Once more
- around the city?
Good idea.
The sound of the engine
makes her sleep.