Sister, Sister (1994–1999): Season 4, Episode 13 - Little Man Date - full transcript
A misunderstanding causes Kyle (Richard Guiton) to bring his 9-year-old brother on a double date with Tia and Tamera (Tia and Tamera Mowry).
Well, another Saturday night
and we're off to cheer our
b-ball team to victory 'cause
both:
We're winners!
- And then afterwards, we all
- go to our favorite hangout
Where lately it seems like
everybody has dates but us
'cause...
Both:
We're losers.
- Yep, that's what
- people think
- If you go two
- Saturdays in a row
Without a date.
One more, then it's
three strikes, we're out.
Wait a minute, tamera.
Why should we care so much
what people think?
It's demeaning.
It's humiliating.
- Both:
- It's high school.
Look, everybody, it's
dateless and hopeless.
Both:
We got to get a date.
♪ Talk about a
two-way twister ♪
♪ shakin' up the family tree
with sibling synchronicity ♪
♪ never knew how
much I missed ya ♪
♪ I ain't ever gonna
let you go! ♪
♪ Never knew
how much I missed ya ♪
♪ I ain't ever gonna
let you go ♪
Ray, surprise.
Oh, what is it?
- Just a little somethin'
- somethin' to say thank you
- You know, for letting me
- advertise my business
- On that billboard
- you rented.
Oh, Lisa, this is...
My watch.
Uh-huh. I got it fixed for you.
When did it break?
Anyway, I'll be right up there
on that billboard
for all the world to see
wearing one of my fiercest
fashions by Lisa, inc.
This is going to really
jump-start my career.
I can't guarantee you the
ad space is going to work.
Are you kidding?
- I better put a big ol'
- comfy cushion by the phone
- 'cause I'm going
- to get more calls
Than the piggly wiggly
on Turkey giveaway day.
- Tia:
- Whoo-hoo!
About what?
Uh, the moon went down,
the sun came up?
Okay.
Tia, who cares if we don't
have dates Saturday night?
- We can hang out with each other
- and still have a good time.
Well, tamera, that's...
- Like we can cut the mouths
- out of magazine pictures
And make them talk.
Hello there, little lady.
What's on your dangerous mind?
Well, coolio...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh, I got a date for Saturday.
You what?
Tamera, sit down.
You see, I met this
really cute guy, Kyle
and he asked me out.
And since I'm not
completely crazy
I said yes.
Aw, man.
How pathetic is this?
I can't even get a date
with my own sister.
Tamera, are you
going to be okay?
Oh, yeah.
I'm okay.
I'm going to rise above this.
Maybe I won't have a guy
on my arm Saturday night
but that doesn't mean
I'm going to have a breakdown.
Got to get a guy.
Got to get a guy!
Look
there's one.
Okay, look available.
No, that's needy.
You want a date or a quarter?
Uh, look a little more
hard to get.
Great.
You scared him off,
you big dope.
Why can't I get
a guy to talk to me?
Well, for one thing,
you talk to yourself.
No man wants to date
a whacked-out babe.
Roger, I just have
to find a date
for Saturday night.
What? You don't have a date?
Well, it's a fine time
to tell me.
I just said yes
to Vicki karmazian.
You mean that exchange student
with the crossed eyes?
- Hey, as long as she keeps
- her shades on
And hides that
big old snaggle tooth
who's the wiser?
Everybody's got
a hook-up but me.
Oh, buck up, boney.
You want a man?
I got the answer.
Calculus?
Precisely.
- A cool young dude
- passes by.
- You drop this
- at his feet.
"Oh, my, how clumsy
of me, cool young dude."
He hands it back to you.
Then you gaze into his eyes
and you reel that sucker in.
- It's as easy as shooting
- pigeons in the park.
Really? Give me that book.
Tamera Campbell, my office, now.
I told you
you'd get a man.
Fashions by Lisa.
Good after...
Who?
What's wrong?
Oh... yeah.
Yeah!
Yeah, that'll be fine.
Oh.
How many designs you..?
Yes, I understand
you're very busy, but...
Ray...
Oh, ray...
That was Calvin klein.
He saw my billboard
and he wants to meet me
on Monday.
Oh, no.
Don't you get it?
Somebody's obviously playing
a cruel joke on you.
Oh, Calvin klein
couldn't possibly call me.
Is that what you're saying?
Well... yeah.
It's a big billboard
but he can't see it
from New York.
Well, if you read
the fashion section
which you don't
- you'd know that
- he's in town this week
Which he is
and very well could see
my billboard, which he did.
So ha!
Lisa, since you're
making phone calls
could you call
the acme tool company
to see if they'd drop
an anvil on my head?
Oh, honey.
You're not having a real
good Saturday night
are you?
- Oh, tamera, not
- having a date
Doesn't mean that there's
something wrong with you.
It doesn't?
No, at least not until
you hit the big 3-0.
Oh, no, honey.
You're pretty
and you got a good
sense of humor
and a really
beautiful voice.
- Now, sweetheart,
- you'll be fine.
- If you need
- a little pick-me-up
One of my bed pillows
is full of tootsie rolls.
Not anymore.
- Tia:
- I got it!
It figures.
You get the date,
you get the door.
What's left for me?
Tamera...
Oh! Kyle? Wait.
What are you doing here?
We were supposed to meet
at hot rod's after the game.
Tia, my brother just
dropped in from out of town.
He goes to Bronson academy.
That's a really
good school.
He loves it, especially
the basketball program.
He's the star center
on the hoop team.
I don't get
to see him too often
and I'm kind of feeling
guilty about that.
So I need to spend
some time with him.
Sorry, but I got
to cancel our date.
What?!
No, no, no, no, no!
Please, please,
you can't do that!
Why don't you just
bring him along?
Really? I don't know.
It wouldn't be
much fun for you.
Oh, sure it would.
Listen, um, I could
bring my sister.
You got a sister?
Yeah, and I've been
feeling guilty myself
- about leaving
- her home alone.
But maybe we ought to get
these two together first
and make sure they get along.
Just tell me one thing:
Is your brother cute?
Oh, yeah, he's real cute.
Then they'll
definitely get along.
I'll see you
after the game.
See ya.
Bye.
Yes!
Oh, tamera, I got you
a date with a college guy!
Hey, can you be ready
in five min..?
Sorry it took so long.
Hi.
Uh, we're not together.
- We're waiting
- for our dates.
Thank you.
Excuse me!
We'll need four
glasses of water!
We're waiting
for our dates!
You made your point.
No, I'm just warming up.
- Ooh, I have to go
- to the bathroom
To check my makeup...
For my date!
Hi, Tia.
Oh, hi, Kyle.
My sister just ran
into the little girls' room
- but she's just dying
- to meet your brother.
Where is he?
Right here.
- Clayton,
- come say hi to Tia.
Yo.
- This little boy's
- your brother?
Hey, I ain't so little.
On the playground,
they call me "stretch."
So, uh... where's
your little sister at?
Bring her on.
Kyle, could we talk
for a minute?
Sure.
Say, Clay, why don't you
- go ahead and play
- the jukebox, man?
- Cool, man. Now I can
- get my fugees on
- You know what
- I'm saying?
What's up, Tia?
Uh...
You said your brother
went to Bronson academy.
- It's a private
- elementary school.
You said you knew.
I was flirting.
Oh.
Well, he's a great kid.
He'll behave.
Then, why is he taking the tip
off that table?
Clayton, put that back!
Hey, it ain't got
nobody name on it.
Clay!
Clay!
Well, well, well...
If it isn't s.W.D...
"sister without date"!
Yeah!
Oh, look. It's j.W.C...
"jerk without clue."
Whoo...
It just so happens
that Tia and I both have dates.
Mine goes to Bronson academy.
He's their star center.
- Tia, I'm really sorry
- about the mix-up
- But would you mind
- keeping your eyes on Clay?
I double-parked.
I got to move my car.
Wait, Kyle, you can't...
And if he gets out of line,
put him right in a time-out.
Tamera, you know what?
They're evacuating
the restaurant.
Don't ask questions
- just head right
- for the car.
Come on.
Aw, what's the matter, Tia?
You afraid I might find out
you're both here alone?
You know what
why don't you just
give it up, sourdough?
We both have dates,
and I don't mean each other.
We're talking basketball
star, buddy boy.
We're talking...
No, tamera.
I'm talking!
We're talking so fine
and all mine.
But hey, why believe me?
- Why don't you meet him
- for yourself?
- Hey, Tia,
- where's my date?
Right behind you.
Where?
Look down.
Well, what do you know?
Tuh-wins!
Baby mack just hit the jackpot.
Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ching!
Tia...
If this is a joke
I'm not laughing.
Tamera, I'm so sorry.
I had no idea.
Oh, oh, this is too good.
This is your date?
Well... hey, there,
little fella.
- So you're a basketball
- star, huh?
Who do you play for...
Burp u?
You ever been bit
in the kneecap?
I'm so scared.
Please, girls
don't let your big, bad
boyfriend beat me up!
Punk!
Okay, so, uh...
- Which one of you hotties
- got the urge
To hook a brother up
with some chili cheese fries?
Sleep with your eyes open.
- Tamera, it was
- embarrassing
For me too.
I mean, I didn't ask him
to belch "baby's got
back" with his Pepsi.
Besides, you're the one
who gave him those
two straws, remember?
How did I know he'd stick
them up his nose and go:
Okay, okay.
- It was horrible,
- but it's over.
- Okay, I guess
- you're right
But Marlon and his friends
had a pretty good laugh
but you know what?
Why don't we try to put
this nightmare behind us?
Marlon!
Hey, double dip
I found something
I think belongs to you.
- You!
- You!
Clayton, what are you
doing here?
Hey, can't a man
come see his women
without getting
some grief here?
Roger, how could you
do this to us?!
I felt for the poor kid
wandering the halls
- mournfully calling
- your names.
That was me once.
Carry on, little man.
I pass the torch to you
but don't expect
much of anything.
Go away, Roger.
Go away, Roger.
Except that.
Clayton, we've got
to go to class.
- Now? But I got
- a little something
For you...
Kind of a present.
Okay.
- Well, uh, give us
- our present
But then, we really
have to go, okay?
Cool. Come on.
Check it out.
You like it?
"Like it"?
Clayton, this is
so embarrassing.
Yeah. Everybody's
laughing at us.
Go away.
Go away.
This is ridiculous.
- Somebody like
- Calvin klein
Would be staying
in a fancy hotel.
Something smells funny.
Probably me.
I got on c.K. Cologne
from the neck up
- and obsession
- from the neck down.
- I figure whichever way
- the wind blows
He'll be impressed.
Calvin!
Yoo-hoo, Mr. Klein!
Lisa on the stoop.
What do you want?
Make it fast.
I'm missing kirk.
Um, i'm-I'm sorry.
I'm fashions by Lisa, inc.
I have an appointment
to see Mr. Calvin klein.
Oh, no.
Let me guess:
That's your ad
down the block?
Why, yes.
You see, there, ray?
- He saw my billboard
- from this very house.
Excuse me.
- Delmar, you big
- dumb moose!
You been
at the phone again?!
- Man:
- No, ma, I swear.
Ow, my ear!
All right, all right.
- I was just
- having some fun.
- Delmar, you're
- 42 years old.
Get out of those pajamas
and get a job!
Lisa...
This was just a...
A joke.
Calvin never called me.
Go ahead, just say it.
Say what?
"I told you so."
- I was just
- crazy to think
That Calvin klein would
call somebody like me.
Oh, no, you weren't.
Lisa, listen
I believe in you
but big business can be
full of disappointments
and I was worried that you
weren't ready for that.
I can't bear
to see you hurt.
Oh, ray.
I'm going to
be all right.
I don't need Calvin klein
to tell me how good I am.
I know it
and one day, I'm going
to see my name in lights.
Maybe sooner
than you think.
What's it say up there?
"Chun king takeout."
I could use an egg roll.
No, I mean the billboard
next to that one
the one that's
all lit up.
"Fashions by Lisa... inc."
Ah...
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Don't get up.
I'll get it.
Hi, Ms. Landry.
Uh, is my brother here?
Why, no.
Come in, Kyle.
- Hi. Are you looking
- for Clayton?
Who's Clayton?
- My brother.
- Have you seen him?
How would I know?
I'm only seeing you
for the first time.
- Clayton's the little
- eight-year-old boy
The girls went out with.
Wait... you girls went out
with an eight-year-old?
Ray, please, go make
a sandwich or something.
We'll talk later.
Nobody tells me anything.
- Tia:
- Sorry, Kyle
But we haven't seen him
- since we chased him out
- of our school this afternoon.
You what?!
Yeah, dad.
- He embarrassed us
- in front of our friends.
- We had to tell him
- to leave us alone.
You said that?
Oh, man.
He probably ran away again.
"Again"?! That child
has run away before?
Who, Clayton?
- Yeah, from our grandma,
- from school.
- Since our mom died,
- he feels like nobody wants him
And that's just not true.
Oh, we're sorry.
But you see, you guys,
people were laughing at us.
Oh... so you were worried about
what your friends were thinking.
- I mean, the fact that you hurt
- a little child
- That didn't matter
- as long as you look good
- In front
- of your friends.
Girls, don't you realize
- that all that
- really matters
Is what you think
of yourselves?
So, let me ask you something:
What do you think
of yourselves right now?
Let's go help
look for him.
I knew it.
There he is.
- Hi, Clay.
- What do you say?
Um, how'd
you two find me?
Well, when you
weren't looking
we slipped a lojack
in your pocket.
Truth?
Well...
- We figured you'd go
- to the same place we did
When we ran away.
You ran away?
Oh, we bolted,
all right
but we didn't go
through with it
and we're really glad
we caught you
before you caught
that greyhound.
Why?
You told me to go away
and leave you alone.
Oh, oh, come on, man.
- We say that to
- all our friends.
Yeah. Sometimes to people
we don't even know.
Hey, you!
- Go away
- and leave us alone!
See?
So you saying
we're friends?
- Well, that's up
- to you, Clayton.
Look...
We hurt your feelings
and we're sorry.
We'd like to make it
up to you.
Is there anything
we can do?
Well...
Tamera, people
are laughing at us.
Oh, yeah?
Let's give them
something to laugh at.
Yeah, this is fun.
- You know, this is
- the best date night
We had in weeks.
Too bad Kyle couldn't make it.
But my other two brothers
are going to love you.
Uh... other brothers?
Uh... other brothers?
Yeah. Bobbie and Timmy.
Here they are.
Hi there.
Hi there.
Hi.
Hi.
- Do "the fish",
- do "the fish".
He's so cute!
and we're off to cheer our
b-ball team to victory 'cause
both:
We're winners!
- And then afterwards, we all
- go to our favorite hangout
Where lately it seems like
everybody has dates but us
'cause...
Both:
We're losers.
- Yep, that's what
- people think
- If you go two
- Saturdays in a row
Without a date.
One more, then it's
three strikes, we're out.
Wait a minute, tamera.
Why should we care so much
what people think?
It's demeaning.
It's humiliating.
- Both:
- It's high school.
Look, everybody, it's
dateless and hopeless.
Both:
We got to get a date.
♪ Talk about a
two-way twister ♪
♪ shakin' up the family tree
with sibling synchronicity ♪
♪ never knew how
much I missed ya ♪
♪ I ain't ever gonna
let you go! ♪
♪ Never knew
how much I missed ya ♪
♪ I ain't ever gonna
let you go ♪
Ray, surprise.
Oh, what is it?
- Just a little somethin'
- somethin' to say thank you
- You know, for letting me
- advertise my business
- On that billboard
- you rented.
Oh, Lisa, this is...
My watch.
Uh-huh. I got it fixed for you.
When did it break?
Anyway, I'll be right up there
on that billboard
for all the world to see
wearing one of my fiercest
fashions by Lisa, inc.
This is going to really
jump-start my career.
I can't guarantee you the
ad space is going to work.
Are you kidding?
- I better put a big ol'
- comfy cushion by the phone
- 'cause I'm going
- to get more calls
Than the piggly wiggly
on Turkey giveaway day.
- Tia:
- Whoo-hoo!
About what?
Uh, the moon went down,
the sun came up?
Okay.
Tia, who cares if we don't
have dates Saturday night?
- We can hang out with each other
- and still have a good time.
Well, tamera, that's...
- Like we can cut the mouths
- out of magazine pictures
And make them talk.
Hello there, little lady.
What's on your dangerous mind?
Well, coolio...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh, I got a date for Saturday.
You what?
Tamera, sit down.
You see, I met this
really cute guy, Kyle
and he asked me out.
And since I'm not
completely crazy
I said yes.
Aw, man.
How pathetic is this?
I can't even get a date
with my own sister.
Tamera, are you
going to be okay?
Oh, yeah.
I'm okay.
I'm going to rise above this.
Maybe I won't have a guy
on my arm Saturday night
but that doesn't mean
I'm going to have a breakdown.
Got to get a guy.
Got to get a guy!
Look
there's one.
Okay, look available.
No, that's needy.
You want a date or a quarter?
Uh, look a little more
hard to get.
Great.
You scared him off,
you big dope.
Why can't I get
a guy to talk to me?
Well, for one thing,
you talk to yourself.
No man wants to date
a whacked-out babe.
Roger, I just have
to find a date
for Saturday night.
What? You don't have a date?
Well, it's a fine time
to tell me.
I just said yes
to Vicki karmazian.
You mean that exchange student
with the crossed eyes?
- Hey, as long as she keeps
- her shades on
And hides that
big old snaggle tooth
who's the wiser?
Everybody's got
a hook-up but me.
Oh, buck up, boney.
You want a man?
I got the answer.
Calculus?
Precisely.
- A cool young dude
- passes by.
- You drop this
- at his feet.
"Oh, my, how clumsy
of me, cool young dude."
He hands it back to you.
Then you gaze into his eyes
and you reel that sucker in.
- It's as easy as shooting
- pigeons in the park.
Really? Give me that book.
Tamera Campbell, my office, now.
I told you
you'd get a man.
Fashions by Lisa.
Good after...
Who?
What's wrong?
Oh... yeah.
Yeah!
Yeah, that'll be fine.
Oh.
How many designs you..?
Yes, I understand
you're very busy, but...
Ray...
Oh, ray...
That was Calvin klein.
He saw my billboard
and he wants to meet me
on Monday.
Oh, no.
Don't you get it?
Somebody's obviously playing
a cruel joke on you.
Oh, Calvin klein
couldn't possibly call me.
Is that what you're saying?
Well... yeah.
It's a big billboard
but he can't see it
from New York.
Well, if you read
the fashion section
which you don't
- you'd know that
- he's in town this week
Which he is
and very well could see
my billboard, which he did.
So ha!
Lisa, since you're
making phone calls
could you call
the acme tool company
to see if they'd drop
an anvil on my head?
Oh, honey.
You're not having a real
good Saturday night
are you?
- Oh, tamera, not
- having a date
Doesn't mean that there's
something wrong with you.
It doesn't?
No, at least not until
you hit the big 3-0.
Oh, no, honey.
You're pretty
and you got a good
sense of humor
and a really
beautiful voice.
- Now, sweetheart,
- you'll be fine.
- If you need
- a little pick-me-up
One of my bed pillows
is full of tootsie rolls.
Not anymore.
- Tia:
- I got it!
It figures.
You get the date,
you get the door.
What's left for me?
Tamera...
Oh! Kyle? Wait.
What are you doing here?
We were supposed to meet
at hot rod's after the game.
Tia, my brother just
dropped in from out of town.
He goes to Bronson academy.
That's a really
good school.
He loves it, especially
the basketball program.
He's the star center
on the hoop team.
I don't get
to see him too often
and I'm kind of feeling
guilty about that.
So I need to spend
some time with him.
Sorry, but I got
to cancel our date.
What?!
No, no, no, no, no!
Please, please,
you can't do that!
Why don't you just
bring him along?
Really? I don't know.
It wouldn't be
much fun for you.
Oh, sure it would.
Listen, um, I could
bring my sister.
You got a sister?
Yeah, and I've been
feeling guilty myself
- about leaving
- her home alone.
But maybe we ought to get
these two together first
and make sure they get along.
Just tell me one thing:
Is your brother cute?
Oh, yeah, he's real cute.
Then they'll
definitely get along.
I'll see you
after the game.
See ya.
Bye.
Yes!
Oh, tamera, I got you
a date with a college guy!
Hey, can you be ready
in five min..?
Sorry it took so long.
Hi.
Uh, we're not together.
- We're waiting
- for our dates.
Thank you.
Excuse me!
We'll need four
glasses of water!
We're waiting
for our dates!
You made your point.
No, I'm just warming up.
- Ooh, I have to go
- to the bathroom
To check my makeup...
For my date!
Hi, Tia.
Oh, hi, Kyle.
My sister just ran
into the little girls' room
- but she's just dying
- to meet your brother.
Where is he?
Right here.
- Clayton,
- come say hi to Tia.
Yo.
- This little boy's
- your brother?
Hey, I ain't so little.
On the playground,
they call me "stretch."
So, uh... where's
your little sister at?
Bring her on.
Kyle, could we talk
for a minute?
Sure.
Say, Clay, why don't you
- go ahead and play
- the jukebox, man?
- Cool, man. Now I can
- get my fugees on
- You know what
- I'm saying?
What's up, Tia?
Uh...
You said your brother
went to Bronson academy.
- It's a private
- elementary school.
You said you knew.
I was flirting.
Oh.
Well, he's a great kid.
He'll behave.
Then, why is he taking the tip
off that table?
Clayton, put that back!
Hey, it ain't got
nobody name on it.
Clay!
Clay!
Well, well, well...
If it isn't s.W.D...
"sister without date"!
Yeah!
Oh, look. It's j.W.C...
"jerk without clue."
Whoo...
It just so happens
that Tia and I both have dates.
Mine goes to Bronson academy.
He's their star center.
- Tia, I'm really sorry
- about the mix-up
- But would you mind
- keeping your eyes on Clay?
I double-parked.
I got to move my car.
Wait, Kyle, you can't...
And if he gets out of line,
put him right in a time-out.
Tamera, you know what?
They're evacuating
the restaurant.
Don't ask questions
- just head right
- for the car.
Come on.
Aw, what's the matter, Tia?
You afraid I might find out
you're both here alone?
You know what
why don't you just
give it up, sourdough?
We both have dates,
and I don't mean each other.
We're talking basketball
star, buddy boy.
We're talking...
No, tamera.
I'm talking!
We're talking so fine
and all mine.
But hey, why believe me?
- Why don't you meet him
- for yourself?
- Hey, Tia,
- where's my date?
Right behind you.
Where?
Look down.
Well, what do you know?
Tuh-wins!
Baby mack just hit the jackpot.
Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ching!
Tia...
If this is a joke
I'm not laughing.
Tamera, I'm so sorry.
I had no idea.
Oh, oh, this is too good.
This is your date?
Well... hey, there,
little fella.
- So you're a basketball
- star, huh?
Who do you play for...
Burp u?
You ever been bit
in the kneecap?
I'm so scared.
Please, girls
don't let your big, bad
boyfriend beat me up!
Punk!
Okay, so, uh...
- Which one of you hotties
- got the urge
To hook a brother up
with some chili cheese fries?
Sleep with your eyes open.
- Tamera, it was
- embarrassing
For me too.
I mean, I didn't ask him
to belch "baby's got
back" with his Pepsi.
Besides, you're the one
who gave him those
two straws, remember?
How did I know he'd stick
them up his nose and go:
Okay, okay.
- It was horrible,
- but it's over.
- Okay, I guess
- you're right
But Marlon and his friends
had a pretty good laugh
but you know what?
Why don't we try to put
this nightmare behind us?
Marlon!
Hey, double dip
I found something
I think belongs to you.
- You!
- You!
Clayton, what are you
doing here?
Hey, can't a man
come see his women
without getting
some grief here?
Roger, how could you
do this to us?!
I felt for the poor kid
wandering the halls
- mournfully calling
- your names.
That was me once.
Carry on, little man.
I pass the torch to you
but don't expect
much of anything.
Go away, Roger.
Go away, Roger.
Except that.
Clayton, we've got
to go to class.
- Now? But I got
- a little something
For you...
Kind of a present.
Okay.
- Well, uh, give us
- our present
But then, we really
have to go, okay?
Cool. Come on.
Check it out.
You like it?
"Like it"?
Clayton, this is
so embarrassing.
Yeah. Everybody's
laughing at us.
Go away.
Go away.
This is ridiculous.
- Somebody like
- Calvin klein
Would be staying
in a fancy hotel.
Something smells funny.
Probably me.
I got on c.K. Cologne
from the neck up
- and obsession
- from the neck down.
- I figure whichever way
- the wind blows
He'll be impressed.
Calvin!
Yoo-hoo, Mr. Klein!
Lisa on the stoop.
What do you want?
Make it fast.
I'm missing kirk.
Um, i'm-I'm sorry.
I'm fashions by Lisa, inc.
I have an appointment
to see Mr. Calvin klein.
Oh, no.
Let me guess:
That's your ad
down the block?
Why, yes.
You see, there, ray?
- He saw my billboard
- from this very house.
Excuse me.
- Delmar, you big
- dumb moose!
You been
at the phone again?!
- Man:
- No, ma, I swear.
Ow, my ear!
All right, all right.
- I was just
- having some fun.
- Delmar, you're
- 42 years old.
Get out of those pajamas
and get a job!
Lisa...
This was just a...
A joke.
Calvin never called me.
Go ahead, just say it.
Say what?
"I told you so."
- I was just
- crazy to think
That Calvin klein would
call somebody like me.
Oh, no, you weren't.
Lisa, listen
I believe in you
but big business can be
full of disappointments
and I was worried that you
weren't ready for that.
I can't bear
to see you hurt.
Oh, ray.
I'm going to
be all right.
I don't need Calvin klein
to tell me how good I am.
I know it
and one day, I'm going
to see my name in lights.
Maybe sooner
than you think.
What's it say up there?
"Chun king takeout."
I could use an egg roll.
No, I mean the billboard
next to that one
the one that's
all lit up.
"Fashions by Lisa... inc."
Ah...
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Don't get up.
I'll get it.
Hi, Ms. Landry.
Uh, is my brother here?
Why, no.
Come in, Kyle.
- Hi. Are you looking
- for Clayton?
Who's Clayton?
- My brother.
- Have you seen him?
How would I know?
I'm only seeing you
for the first time.
- Clayton's the little
- eight-year-old boy
The girls went out with.
Wait... you girls went out
with an eight-year-old?
Ray, please, go make
a sandwich or something.
We'll talk later.
Nobody tells me anything.
- Tia:
- Sorry, Kyle
But we haven't seen him
- since we chased him out
- of our school this afternoon.
You what?!
Yeah, dad.
- He embarrassed us
- in front of our friends.
- We had to tell him
- to leave us alone.
You said that?
Oh, man.
He probably ran away again.
"Again"?! That child
has run away before?
Who, Clayton?
- Yeah, from our grandma,
- from school.
- Since our mom died,
- he feels like nobody wants him
And that's just not true.
Oh, we're sorry.
But you see, you guys,
people were laughing at us.
Oh... so you were worried about
what your friends were thinking.
- I mean, the fact that you hurt
- a little child
- That didn't matter
- as long as you look good
- In front
- of your friends.
Girls, don't you realize
- that all that
- really matters
Is what you think
of yourselves?
So, let me ask you something:
What do you think
of yourselves right now?
Let's go help
look for him.
I knew it.
There he is.
- Hi, Clay.
- What do you say?
Um, how'd
you two find me?
Well, when you
weren't looking
we slipped a lojack
in your pocket.
Truth?
Well...
- We figured you'd go
- to the same place we did
When we ran away.
You ran away?
Oh, we bolted,
all right
but we didn't go
through with it
and we're really glad
we caught you
before you caught
that greyhound.
Why?
You told me to go away
and leave you alone.
Oh, oh, come on, man.
- We say that to
- all our friends.
Yeah. Sometimes to people
we don't even know.
Hey, you!
- Go away
- and leave us alone!
See?
So you saying
we're friends?
- Well, that's up
- to you, Clayton.
Look...
We hurt your feelings
and we're sorry.
We'd like to make it
up to you.
Is there anything
we can do?
Well...
Tamera, people
are laughing at us.
Oh, yeah?
Let's give them
something to laugh at.
Yeah, this is fun.
- You know, this is
- the best date night
We had in weeks.
Too bad Kyle couldn't make it.
But my other two brothers
are going to love you.
Uh... other brothers?
Uh... other brothers?
Yeah. Bobbie and Timmy.
Here they are.
Hi there.
Hi there.
Hi.
Hi.
- Do "the fish",
- do "the fish".
He's so cute!