Sister, Sister (1994–1999): Season 3, Episode 9 - Thanksgiving in Hawaii: Part 1 - full transcript
Terrence and his new girlfriend show up at the Hawaiian condo where Lisa is staying.
You're not gonna believe this.
- My mom and her
- ex-boyfriend Terrence
- Were planning to spend
- Thanksgiving in Hawaii,
But luckily they broke up,
and so now she's taking me.
Man, it's cold out there, Tia.
I am so lucky.
- I get to spend my Thanksgiving
- in Detroit
While my poor sister
has to go to Hawaii.
You know, I'll tell you,
tamera, it may sound great
but my idea of the
perfect Thanksgiving
- is eating Turkey at home
- with my family...
- Not surfing,
- parasailing, hiking, snorkeling
Or lying under a palm tree
eating a pineapple.
- Put it that way,
- I see what you mean.
Oh, man!
I wish I could go!
Gosh, that is not fair.
♪ Talk about
a two-way twister ♪
♪ shakin' up the family tree
with sibling synchronicity ♪
♪ never knew how
much I missed ya ♪
♪ I ain't ever gonna
let you go! ♪
♪ Never knew
how much I missed ya ♪
♪ I ain't ever gonna
let you go! ♪
- You know, I'm going
- to miss you, tamera.
Yeah, same here.
Except while I'm missing you
I won't be boogie boarding.
Don't worry, tamera.
- We can still have
- the Hawaiian experience.
I'll bring over my ukulele
and my mother's Don ho records
- and all you need to do is put
- on some coconut shells
And a little grass mini-skirt.
Roger, just because you're
going to be a house guest
this weekend
doesn't mean I have to
acknowledge your existence.
Roger? A house guest?
- My parents want to have
- a second honeymoon in Toledo.
So, my dad said he could
stay with us for
Thanksgiving weekend.
Lately I've been worried
about my dad's judgment.
- Tia, Tia, honey,
- look, look, look.
- I bought a new camera - so we
can take lots and lot - Of pictures
- To show to our frostbit
- friends and relatives.
Mom, ixnay.
Don't mention awaii-hay?
Ohh!
Oh, tamera, I'm sorry.
But, you know, you could go
- if your dad would
- just buy two extra tickets.
- I mean, if I can afford
- the super-saver-red-eye-
- Frequent-flyer-third-
- class-aloha-special-
One-time-only rate,
I'm sure he can.
I know, but he would rather
stay here with Tonya.
- Just my luck he has
- to find a girlfriend.
Couldn't he have stayed
lonely and miserable
a little longer?
Gosh.
- Ray, I don't think we should
- see each other anymore.
What?!
Ray, you deserve better
than that Tonya.
You're a man of
feelings and depth...
Not like that Terrence.
- When I dumped him, he just
- blindly went on with his life
Dating women...
Two, three at a pop.
Disgusting.
- Yeah, I'm glad
- I'm not like that.
- But, you know, the invitation
- still stands for you and tamera
To join us in blue Hawaii.
Why not?
- The many charms of Detroit
- are lost to me now.
And tamera would love it.
- You're sure there's
- not one chance
- Of you and Terrence
- going together?
No, no, no, I wouldn't want
that two-timing rat
- back in my life
- for all the money in the world.
Why? He say something?
No.
Figures, that bum.
- Are you and that bum
- still getting together
For the Tyson fight tomorrow?
Uh, yeah. It's okay, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah.
I got muumuus to make.
- Tamera, I know you're
- probably feeling let down
- About not going to Hawaii
- for Thanksgiving.
- Oh, no, no, no,
- not at all, dad.
I really want
more than anything
to have a wonderful traditional
Thanksgiving at home.
- In that case, I've got bad
- news for you.
We're going to Hawaii!
Well...
Aloha then!
Thank you, daddy!
Yeah.
- Let's get
- ready to rumble!
Hurry up, man.
It's just starting.
Oh, yeah.
- Tyson throws
- a left and a right.
He's there! It's all over!
- -Hoo!
- This fight is over!
Oh, well...
- -That was fun.
- -Yeah.
So, uh, what do we do now?
I guess we could sit
and talk or something.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
So, uh, how's it going
with you and Tonya?
Uh... well, it's kind of sad.
It really wasn't working out
so I sort of
kicked her to the curb.
Kicked her to the curb, huh?
Yeah. So how you going
to spend your holiday?
Well, I thought
I'd probably just, uh...
- Probably, yeah,
- with a lovely lady, huh?
Sharing romantic words
over a candlelit Turkey dinner.
No, I thought I'd just spend
Thanksgiving dinner
with my family... you know,
- making sure
- my nephews don't steal my car.
- Family. That's great.
- It's great being with family.
- I'm glad I'll be
- with my family.
Beats being stuck with a woman
- I thought I'd spend
- the rest of my life with.
- Sounds like you're still
- a little hung up on Tonya.
- -Oh, no, no, no. It's over.
- -No? Yeah?
- I hope she finds somebody,
- another guy.
She deserves it.
Really?
So, it's definitely over.
Oh, yeah.
Vapor. Gone. Kaput.
Oh, well, see you, ray.
Yeah. Vanished
out of my life forever.
Huh! Like a wisp of smoke.
Dust. Toast.
Adios. Au revoir.
Auf wiedersehen.
See you.
Tamera, you told Roger
we were going to Hawaii, right?
- -Yeah. I had Tia call him.
- -Oh, good.
Tia, you told Roger
we were leaving
for Hawaii, right?
Oh yeah! Mom told him.
Good.
- Ma, you called Roger - and told
him we were going - To Hawaii, right?
- -Ray called him.
- -Good.
- -Say, ray, you told Roger...
- -Hm?
- You were coming with us
- to Hawaii, right?
Yeah. It's all taken care of.
Oh, good.
Hello?
Anybody here?
Mr. Campbell?
Tamera?
Well...
Guess I'll just wait here.
They'll be back soon.
Thanks a lot, Lisa.
- You just had to
- stop by the beach
On the way from the airport.
Aloha, you haoles.
That's "hello" to
mainland tourists.
Who are you?
Gus kilakamikimaka.
Oh, are you a native,
Mr. Kilama-mah-a... Gus?
Oh, no. I'm a fugitive
from the... mainland rat race.
What were you?
Accountant? Lawyer?
Stock broker?
I was in the rat race,
you know, pest control...
Rodents, bugs, your
typical vermin, etcetera.
Here you go.
-Oh, thank you.
-You're welcome.
So you just chucked it all
- -and you moved out here?
- -Oh, yeah.
- There's quite a few
- famous people come out here.
To hide out in the islands
there's Carol Burnett,
Tom Selleck
Jim "gomer pyle" nabors
there's me...
That's all very good.
Is this where we're staying?
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right.
Number 12. The li'i li'i unit.
Here. I got these.
- Hey, you know, the
- Hawaiian language
Is so beautiful and exotic.
What does "li'i li'i" mean?
Uh, roughly translated,
um... "12."
Look. You're right
on the beach too.
Oh that's great! That means
we'll be able to hear
the ocean at night.
- Oh, no, sir,
- I'm afraid you won't.
It's pretty much drowned out
by the hum of the ice machine.
- Hey, you know, this is nice,
- but I just hope
- We'll be able to have
- a traditional Thanksgiving.
Oh, yeah,
don't worry about that.
- We on the islands
- pride ourselves
On our traditional
Thanksgiving dinners
right down
to the breaded shrimp pupu.
Hold the phone!
What?
Where did you get that
piece of sacred lava?
- Oh, my mom found this when we
- went walking on the beach.
Hey, look...
You got to put that right back.
You've disturbed
the evil spirits.
That's mukka mukka taboo!
If you don't put that rock back
exactly where you found it
you'll have unlimited bad luck.
- Seven years,
- like when you break a mirror?
Seven years.
- That's a mere bag
- of puka shells.
Oh, don't believe that hooey.
Oh, watch your
language, please.
Hooey in Hawaiian means...
- I can't say it
- in front of the wahines.
- We're not going to have
- any bad luck here in Hawaii.
- We're going to have
- a great time.
Why, I've even
forgotten about Tonya.
Hi, there. Is this the... Lisa!
Terrence!
Ray.
Tonya?
I think something
is terribly wrong.
Of all the li'i li'i units
in all the islands in the world
she has to walk into mine.
I'll see if there's
another unit available.
Oh, good idea.
I'll be right there, honey.
Honey?! Honey?!
Terrence, what
are you doing here?
- What do you mean
- what am I doing here?
This condo is half mine.
- Why didn't you think
- I'd be coming here?
No. Not since we broke up.
Are you crazy?
You think I'd let some jughead
keep me from diamond head?
Now I see why you were
pumping me about Tonya...
- So you could pick up
- the pieces of my life
And frolic with them in Hawaii.
Oh well, the whole island
is booked for the holidays.
- Wait a minute, ray.
- You're the one that told me
You kicked Tonya to the curb.
You kicked me to the what?!
I... a white lie.
- It would be nice if somebody
- told the truth around here.
And the truth is,
we can't all stay here
- but we're staying here.
- You get my drift?
Oh, no, I don't think we...
Hey!
- You guys are acting
- like teenagers.
What are we supposed to do?
Well, uh... here are your leis.
Uh, aloha and all that jazz.
- Thank you, Gus,
- 'cause they were just leaving.
No, we're not leaving!
Oh, yes, you are.
- I'd stay out of this
- if I were you, Gus.
No, I mean, they're leaving
because the luau
is about to start.
Come on!
Come on, girls. Let's go.
I'll try to be
as civil as I can.
Oops. Guess I can't be
all that civil.
Who cares?
Frankie, they all
must have gone to Hawaii.
I'm here all by myself.
Who should I call?
What are you talking about,
dial 9-1-1?
I mean, should I have
a full-out rave
with 200 people
- or just a little intimate
- get-together
With 40 of my closest friends?
I mean, how often
do you get 4,000 square feet
all to yourself?
Uh-oh. I just heard
three thumps outside.
It's either a burglar or...
I'll call you back later.
Wh... who's there?
Who's there?
Oh, Roger, it's you.
- What are you doing
- here, smitty?
I knew these guys were
out of town so I thought
I'd bed down in the backyard.
- How come you don't bed down
- in the usual place
Behind the mattress store?
All they throw out now
are those futons
and my back can't take it.
You're welcome to stay with me.
- Just for the day,
- then I gotta be moving on.
Hey, it's Thanksgiving.
If Mr. Campbell were here
- he'd say, "my door
- is always open."
Great!
Hey, art, Howard, come on in!
Hi.
Hi.
And then he'd say,
"Roger, I'm going to kill you."
- Some Thanksgiving
- this is going to be.
I mean, I think that
volcanic rock really does
bring bad luck.
Tia, grown-ups would probably
be miserable no matter what.
Hey, check out the pig boys!
All right now,
ladies and gentlemen
I would like to present to you
the mukki mukki dancers
who will perform for you
some authentic ancient...
Hulas.
Thank you, ladies.
Thank you very much.
Now don't get too close
to those tiki torches.
I'm not insured.
- Tia, let's go get
- something to eat.
Good idea.
We'll be right back, dad.
Yeah. Bye, mom.
Here's the pig, dude.
All right.
There you go.
- -Hi, guys.
- -Hello.
I hope you guys are twins.
Otherwise, somebody
spiked the poi.
We're twins, all right.
I'm tamera, and this
is my sister Tia.
Coo-El.
I'm Baldwin.
This is Barney.
We're not twins.
We're just buds.
- So where are you
- lovely ladies from?
Um, we're from Detroit.
Ever visit the Chevy plant?
- Would you girls
- move it, please?
We're missing a hula.
- -Sorry.
- -Sorry.
We'll see you guys around.
Yeah. I'll see you around.
- Even if I saw your sister
- instead of you
It'll still be like
seeing you around.
Tia, those guys seem like
fun to hang out with.
What do you think?
- Well, one bright spot
- is that eventually
We will be 5,000 miles
away from them.
That's the spirit.
Okay. Okay, okay, okay.
Now I'd like to slow down
the pace just a little bit
because, you know, it's not
too good to be so active
after reading so much
canned... uh, fresh pork.
Okay.
One, two...
A-one, two, three.
Well, finally.
Everybody seems to be happy.
This is kind of a mess.
Yes. Very uncomfortable.
Well, not because you
still have feelings
for ray, I hope.
No, but let me ask you this:
Are you sure you're over Lisa?
I'd hate to think you arranged
this Hawaiian vacation
so you could just run into her
accidentally on purpose.
Oh, don't be silly, baby.
- It's getting a little
- cool out here.
Here, Lisa.
You can borrow my jacket.
Oh. Thank you, Terrence.
- You sure know
- how to treat a woman...
Now.
That was awfully friendly.
- Now we would like
- some brave volunteers
- To, uh, you know,
- come on up here
And look stupid doing the hula.
How about you sir?
You want to come up here
and look stupid?
- I think you pretty much
- cornered that market.
Thank you, sir. Okay.
Two can play this game.
- Ooh, looks like
- that Tonya's a...
Ooh, a high-strung girl.
Her... her bark is much
worse than her bite.
We'll, uh, make up later.
Aw, man.
Tonya packs a wallop.
Don't look at me.
I never expected
to see her again
much less on the arm
of my best friend.
Oh hold it ray.
That is not my fault.
- You wouldn't have seen her
- on my arm at all
If you had been honest
about Hawaii.
Honest about Hawaii?!
- I was wondering
- why you were so interested
In what I'm doing
on my holidays.
You told me you were going
to spend Thanksgiving
with your family.
- And to think
- I fell for that one.
Boy I tell you,
you never really know a man
until you bed down with him!
May I please have
some more blanket?
Gosh. This is pretty weird.
Mom's ex-boyfriend
- and your dad's ex-girlfriend
- showing up?
We're not in Hawaii.
- We're in the middle
- of Melrose place.
Let them fight it out.
We got to start having that fun
our friends at home
are jealous about us having.
- Okay. So what are we
- going to do?
Easy. Get up early,
go the beach
and cruise around
with Barney and Baldwin.
See?
There they are.
- And you thought that
- rock was bad luck.
Ah, I guess the quality of luck
is in the eye of the beholder.
Hey, dude
don't bogart the zinc oxide.
Hi, guys. Remember us?
- Either you are those twins
- from last night
Or there's four girls who look
like you walking around.
No. We're the same ones,
unfortunately.
So, you righteous babes surf?
No, not really.
- You know, they aren't too many
- bodacious waves
On the Detroit river.
But we can learn.
-Cool!
-All right!
Hey, Krystal.
Hi, Tiffany.
You righteous babes ready?
Yeah, sure.
- We're the righteous babes
- he's talking to.
Yeah. We're ready.
Willing and able.
All right!
Let's go.
They totally shined us on.
We simply have to get them
to pay attention to us.
How?
- You know, tamera,
- this is really stupid...
Pretending that we're stranded
- so some guys can
- come rescue us?
Where did you get
this bright idea?
From gidget goes Hawaiian.
Tamera, are you crazy?!
How will we get back?!
- When Barney
- and Baldwin save us.
Oh, my gosh.
They're just waving back.
- They don't think
- we're in trouble.
Aw, this is great.
I wanted a beautiful
old-fashioned Thanksgiving.
- Well, just pretend
- you're on the mayflower
Headed for Plymouth rock.
Oh, no.
- We really are
- drifting out to sea.
I can barely see
Barney and Baldwin.
Help! Over here!
-Help! Over here!
-Tia, Tia, Tia, Tia!
Will you just save your breath?
Worst case, we can
always swim for it.
-Help!
-What is it?
- I just remembered
- another movie...
Jaws.
Help!
- Tia and tamera:
- Next on sister, sister...
I don't see them.
No. They probably ran away.
I wouldn't blame them.
I... I blame myself.
- Well, if it makes you feel
- better, I blame yourself too.
Well, we passed
the three-hour Mark.
Having a good
Thanksgiving, Tia?
- Name one thing that can be
- worse than being stranded
In the pacific ocean with
having nothing to eat or drink.
- I could be home having
- Thanksgiving dinner with Roger.
Hey...
Where's the TV?
Hey, where's everything?
- My mom and her
- ex-boyfriend Terrence
- Were planning to spend
- Thanksgiving in Hawaii,
But luckily they broke up,
and so now she's taking me.
Man, it's cold out there, Tia.
I am so lucky.
- I get to spend my Thanksgiving
- in Detroit
While my poor sister
has to go to Hawaii.
You know, I'll tell you,
tamera, it may sound great
but my idea of the
perfect Thanksgiving
- is eating Turkey at home
- with my family...
- Not surfing,
- parasailing, hiking, snorkeling
Or lying under a palm tree
eating a pineapple.
- Put it that way,
- I see what you mean.
Oh, man!
I wish I could go!
Gosh, that is not fair.
♪ Talk about
a two-way twister ♪
♪ shakin' up the family tree
with sibling synchronicity ♪
♪ never knew how
much I missed ya ♪
♪ I ain't ever gonna
let you go! ♪
♪ Never knew
how much I missed ya ♪
♪ I ain't ever gonna
let you go! ♪
- You know, I'm going
- to miss you, tamera.
Yeah, same here.
Except while I'm missing you
I won't be boogie boarding.
Don't worry, tamera.
- We can still have
- the Hawaiian experience.
I'll bring over my ukulele
and my mother's Don ho records
- and all you need to do is put
- on some coconut shells
And a little grass mini-skirt.
Roger, just because you're
going to be a house guest
this weekend
doesn't mean I have to
acknowledge your existence.
Roger? A house guest?
- My parents want to have
- a second honeymoon in Toledo.
So, my dad said he could
stay with us for
Thanksgiving weekend.
Lately I've been worried
about my dad's judgment.
- Tia, Tia, honey,
- look, look, look.
- I bought a new camera - so we
can take lots and lot - Of pictures
- To show to our frostbit
- friends and relatives.
Mom, ixnay.
Don't mention awaii-hay?
Ohh!
Oh, tamera, I'm sorry.
But, you know, you could go
- if your dad would
- just buy two extra tickets.
- I mean, if I can afford
- the super-saver-red-eye-
- Frequent-flyer-third-
- class-aloha-special-
One-time-only rate,
I'm sure he can.
I know, but he would rather
stay here with Tonya.
- Just my luck he has
- to find a girlfriend.
Couldn't he have stayed
lonely and miserable
a little longer?
Gosh.
- Ray, I don't think we should
- see each other anymore.
What?!
Ray, you deserve better
than that Tonya.
You're a man of
feelings and depth...
Not like that Terrence.
- When I dumped him, he just
- blindly went on with his life
Dating women...
Two, three at a pop.
Disgusting.
- Yeah, I'm glad
- I'm not like that.
- But, you know, the invitation
- still stands for you and tamera
To join us in blue Hawaii.
Why not?
- The many charms of Detroit
- are lost to me now.
And tamera would love it.
- You're sure there's
- not one chance
- Of you and Terrence
- going together?
No, no, no, I wouldn't want
that two-timing rat
- back in my life
- for all the money in the world.
Why? He say something?
No.
Figures, that bum.
- Are you and that bum
- still getting together
For the Tyson fight tomorrow?
Uh, yeah. It's okay, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah.
I got muumuus to make.
- Tamera, I know you're
- probably feeling let down
- About not going to Hawaii
- for Thanksgiving.
- Oh, no, no, no,
- not at all, dad.
I really want
more than anything
to have a wonderful traditional
Thanksgiving at home.
- In that case, I've got bad
- news for you.
We're going to Hawaii!
Well...
Aloha then!
Thank you, daddy!
Yeah.
- Let's get
- ready to rumble!
Hurry up, man.
It's just starting.
Oh, yeah.
- Tyson throws
- a left and a right.
He's there! It's all over!
- -Hoo!
- This fight is over!
Oh, well...
- -That was fun.
- -Yeah.
So, uh, what do we do now?
I guess we could sit
and talk or something.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
So, uh, how's it going
with you and Tonya?
Uh... well, it's kind of sad.
It really wasn't working out
so I sort of
kicked her to the curb.
Kicked her to the curb, huh?
Yeah. So how you going
to spend your holiday?
Well, I thought
I'd probably just, uh...
- Probably, yeah,
- with a lovely lady, huh?
Sharing romantic words
over a candlelit Turkey dinner.
No, I thought I'd just spend
Thanksgiving dinner
with my family... you know,
- making sure
- my nephews don't steal my car.
- Family. That's great.
- It's great being with family.
- I'm glad I'll be
- with my family.
Beats being stuck with a woman
- I thought I'd spend
- the rest of my life with.
- Sounds like you're still
- a little hung up on Tonya.
- -Oh, no, no, no. It's over.
- -No? Yeah?
- I hope she finds somebody,
- another guy.
She deserves it.
Really?
So, it's definitely over.
Oh, yeah.
Vapor. Gone. Kaput.
Oh, well, see you, ray.
Yeah. Vanished
out of my life forever.
Huh! Like a wisp of smoke.
Dust. Toast.
Adios. Au revoir.
Auf wiedersehen.
See you.
Tamera, you told Roger
we were going to Hawaii, right?
- -Yeah. I had Tia call him.
- -Oh, good.
Tia, you told Roger
we were leaving
for Hawaii, right?
Oh yeah! Mom told him.
Good.
- Ma, you called Roger - and told
him we were going - To Hawaii, right?
- -Ray called him.
- -Good.
- -Say, ray, you told Roger...
- -Hm?
- You were coming with us
- to Hawaii, right?
Yeah. It's all taken care of.
Oh, good.
Hello?
Anybody here?
Mr. Campbell?
Tamera?
Well...
Guess I'll just wait here.
They'll be back soon.
Thanks a lot, Lisa.
- You just had to
- stop by the beach
On the way from the airport.
Aloha, you haoles.
That's "hello" to
mainland tourists.
Who are you?
Gus kilakamikimaka.
Oh, are you a native,
Mr. Kilama-mah-a... Gus?
Oh, no. I'm a fugitive
from the... mainland rat race.
What were you?
Accountant? Lawyer?
Stock broker?
I was in the rat race,
you know, pest control...
Rodents, bugs, your
typical vermin, etcetera.
Here you go.
-Oh, thank you.
-You're welcome.
So you just chucked it all
- -and you moved out here?
- -Oh, yeah.
- There's quite a few
- famous people come out here.
To hide out in the islands
there's Carol Burnett,
Tom Selleck
Jim "gomer pyle" nabors
there's me...
That's all very good.
Is this where we're staying?
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right.
Number 12. The li'i li'i unit.
Here. I got these.
- Hey, you know, the
- Hawaiian language
Is so beautiful and exotic.
What does "li'i li'i" mean?
Uh, roughly translated,
um... "12."
Look. You're right
on the beach too.
Oh that's great! That means
we'll be able to hear
the ocean at night.
- Oh, no, sir,
- I'm afraid you won't.
It's pretty much drowned out
by the hum of the ice machine.
- Hey, you know, this is nice,
- but I just hope
- We'll be able to have
- a traditional Thanksgiving.
Oh, yeah,
don't worry about that.
- We on the islands
- pride ourselves
On our traditional
Thanksgiving dinners
right down
to the breaded shrimp pupu.
Hold the phone!
What?
Where did you get that
piece of sacred lava?
- Oh, my mom found this when we
- went walking on the beach.
Hey, look...
You got to put that right back.
You've disturbed
the evil spirits.
That's mukka mukka taboo!
If you don't put that rock back
exactly where you found it
you'll have unlimited bad luck.
- Seven years,
- like when you break a mirror?
Seven years.
- That's a mere bag
- of puka shells.
Oh, don't believe that hooey.
Oh, watch your
language, please.
Hooey in Hawaiian means...
- I can't say it
- in front of the wahines.
- We're not going to have
- any bad luck here in Hawaii.
- We're going to have
- a great time.
Why, I've even
forgotten about Tonya.
Hi, there. Is this the... Lisa!
Terrence!
Ray.
Tonya?
I think something
is terribly wrong.
Of all the li'i li'i units
in all the islands in the world
she has to walk into mine.
I'll see if there's
another unit available.
Oh, good idea.
I'll be right there, honey.
Honey?! Honey?!
Terrence, what
are you doing here?
- What do you mean
- what am I doing here?
This condo is half mine.
- Why didn't you think
- I'd be coming here?
No. Not since we broke up.
Are you crazy?
You think I'd let some jughead
keep me from diamond head?
Now I see why you were
pumping me about Tonya...
- So you could pick up
- the pieces of my life
And frolic with them in Hawaii.
Oh well, the whole island
is booked for the holidays.
- Wait a minute, ray.
- You're the one that told me
You kicked Tonya to the curb.
You kicked me to the what?!
I... a white lie.
- It would be nice if somebody
- told the truth around here.
And the truth is,
we can't all stay here
- but we're staying here.
- You get my drift?
Oh, no, I don't think we...
Hey!
- You guys are acting
- like teenagers.
What are we supposed to do?
Well, uh... here are your leis.
Uh, aloha and all that jazz.
- Thank you, Gus,
- 'cause they were just leaving.
No, we're not leaving!
Oh, yes, you are.
- I'd stay out of this
- if I were you, Gus.
No, I mean, they're leaving
because the luau
is about to start.
Come on!
Come on, girls. Let's go.
I'll try to be
as civil as I can.
Oops. Guess I can't be
all that civil.
Who cares?
Frankie, they all
must have gone to Hawaii.
I'm here all by myself.
Who should I call?
What are you talking about,
dial 9-1-1?
I mean, should I have
a full-out rave
with 200 people
- or just a little intimate
- get-together
With 40 of my closest friends?
I mean, how often
do you get 4,000 square feet
all to yourself?
Uh-oh. I just heard
three thumps outside.
It's either a burglar or...
I'll call you back later.
Wh... who's there?
Who's there?
Oh, Roger, it's you.
- What are you doing
- here, smitty?
I knew these guys were
out of town so I thought
I'd bed down in the backyard.
- How come you don't bed down
- in the usual place
Behind the mattress store?
All they throw out now
are those futons
and my back can't take it.
You're welcome to stay with me.
- Just for the day,
- then I gotta be moving on.
Hey, it's Thanksgiving.
If Mr. Campbell were here
- he'd say, "my door
- is always open."
Great!
Hey, art, Howard, come on in!
Hi.
Hi.
And then he'd say,
"Roger, I'm going to kill you."
- Some Thanksgiving
- this is going to be.
I mean, I think that
volcanic rock really does
bring bad luck.
Tia, grown-ups would probably
be miserable no matter what.
Hey, check out the pig boys!
All right now,
ladies and gentlemen
I would like to present to you
the mukki mukki dancers
who will perform for you
some authentic ancient...
Hulas.
Thank you, ladies.
Thank you very much.
Now don't get too close
to those tiki torches.
I'm not insured.
- Tia, let's go get
- something to eat.
Good idea.
We'll be right back, dad.
Yeah. Bye, mom.
Here's the pig, dude.
All right.
There you go.
- -Hi, guys.
- -Hello.
I hope you guys are twins.
Otherwise, somebody
spiked the poi.
We're twins, all right.
I'm tamera, and this
is my sister Tia.
Coo-El.
I'm Baldwin.
This is Barney.
We're not twins.
We're just buds.
- So where are you
- lovely ladies from?
Um, we're from Detroit.
Ever visit the Chevy plant?
- Would you girls
- move it, please?
We're missing a hula.
- -Sorry.
- -Sorry.
We'll see you guys around.
Yeah. I'll see you around.
- Even if I saw your sister
- instead of you
It'll still be like
seeing you around.
Tia, those guys seem like
fun to hang out with.
What do you think?
- Well, one bright spot
- is that eventually
We will be 5,000 miles
away from them.
That's the spirit.
Okay. Okay, okay, okay.
Now I'd like to slow down
the pace just a little bit
because, you know, it's not
too good to be so active
after reading so much
canned... uh, fresh pork.
Okay.
One, two...
A-one, two, three.
Well, finally.
Everybody seems to be happy.
This is kind of a mess.
Yes. Very uncomfortable.
Well, not because you
still have feelings
for ray, I hope.
No, but let me ask you this:
Are you sure you're over Lisa?
I'd hate to think you arranged
this Hawaiian vacation
so you could just run into her
accidentally on purpose.
Oh, don't be silly, baby.
- It's getting a little
- cool out here.
Here, Lisa.
You can borrow my jacket.
Oh. Thank you, Terrence.
- You sure know
- how to treat a woman...
Now.
That was awfully friendly.
- Now we would like
- some brave volunteers
- To, uh, you know,
- come on up here
And look stupid doing the hula.
How about you sir?
You want to come up here
and look stupid?
- I think you pretty much
- cornered that market.
Thank you, sir. Okay.
Two can play this game.
- Ooh, looks like
- that Tonya's a...
Ooh, a high-strung girl.
Her... her bark is much
worse than her bite.
We'll, uh, make up later.
Aw, man.
Tonya packs a wallop.
Don't look at me.
I never expected
to see her again
much less on the arm
of my best friend.
Oh hold it ray.
That is not my fault.
- You wouldn't have seen her
- on my arm at all
If you had been honest
about Hawaii.
Honest about Hawaii?!
- I was wondering
- why you were so interested
In what I'm doing
on my holidays.
You told me you were going
to spend Thanksgiving
with your family.
- And to think
- I fell for that one.
Boy I tell you,
you never really know a man
until you bed down with him!
May I please have
some more blanket?
Gosh. This is pretty weird.
Mom's ex-boyfriend
- and your dad's ex-girlfriend
- showing up?
We're not in Hawaii.
- We're in the middle
- of Melrose place.
Let them fight it out.
We got to start having that fun
our friends at home
are jealous about us having.
- Okay. So what are we
- going to do?
Easy. Get up early,
go the beach
and cruise around
with Barney and Baldwin.
See?
There they are.
- And you thought that
- rock was bad luck.
Ah, I guess the quality of luck
is in the eye of the beholder.
Hey, dude
don't bogart the zinc oxide.
Hi, guys. Remember us?
- Either you are those twins
- from last night
Or there's four girls who look
like you walking around.
No. We're the same ones,
unfortunately.
So, you righteous babes surf?
No, not really.
- You know, they aren't too many
- bodacious waves
On the Detroit river.
But we can learn.
-Cool!
-All right!
Hey, Krystal.
Hi, Tiffany.
You righteous babes ready?
Yeah, sure.
- We're the righteous babes
- he's talking to.
Yeah. We're ready.
Willing and able.
All right!
Let's go.
They totally shined us on.
We simply have to get them
to pay attention to us.
How?
- You know, tamera,
- this is really stupid...
Pretending that we're stranded
- so some guys can
- come rescue us?
Where did you get
this bright idea?
From gidget goes Hawaiian.
Tamera, are you crazy?!
How will we get back?!
- When Barney
- and Baldwin save us.
Oh, my gosh.
They're just waving back.
- They don't think
- we're in trouble.
Aw, this is great.
I wanted a beautiful
old-fashioned Thanksgiving.
- Well, just pretend
- you're on the mayflower
Headed for Plymouth rock.
Oh, no.
- We really are
- drifting out to sea.
I can barely see
Barney and Baldwin.
Help! Over here!
-Help! Over here!
-Tia, Tia, Tia, Tia!
Will you just save your breath?
Worst case, we can
always swim for it.
-Help!
-What is it?
- I just remembered
- another movie...
Jaws.
Help!
- Tia and tamera:
- Next on sister, sister...
I don't see them.
No. They probably ran away.
I wouldn't blame them.
I... I blame myself.
- Well, if it makes you feel
- better, I blame yourself too.
Well, we passed
the three-hour Mark.
Having a good
Thanksgiving, Tia?
- Name one thing that can be
- worse than being stranded
In the pacific ocean with
having nothing to eat or drink.
- I could be home having
- Thanksgiving dinner with Roger.
Hey...
Where's the TV?
Hey, where's everything?