Sister, Sister (1994–1999): Season 3, Episode 7 - Halloween - full transcript
Though grounded, Tia and Tamera take Ray's car in search of a Halloween "rave."
Two beautiful twins
covered in pumpkin slime...
One of my
favorite fantasies.
- Why are you carving
- two pumpkins?
- We always
- have a contest
To see who can carve the
scariest Jack-o'-lantern.
I'll be the judge this year.
Let's see yours, tamera.
Uh-huh!
Ooh!
Ugly mouth, bad teeth
- something orange
- hanging out of the nose.
Very nice, tamera.
Why, thank you.
Let's see yours, Tia.
A-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Yuck! What kind
of sick mind
would do something
like that?
I don't know,
I kind of like it.
♪ Talk about a
two-way twister ♪
♪ shakin' up the family tree
with sibling synchronicity ♪
♪ never knew how
much I missed ya ♪
♪ I ain't ever gonna
let you go! ♪
♪ Never knew
how much I missed ya ♪
♪ I ain't ever gonna
let you go ♪
I know... it looks pretty goofy.
But when you're a twin
people always expect you
to dress like your sister.
So this Halloween I went out
and bought the most outrageous
unique, one-of-a-kind
costume I could find.
Hey, tamera,
check out my...
- Hey!
- Hey!
- Why did you go
- and copy me?
I'm not copying you.
- I was just trying
- to be unique.
- You see,
- when you're a twin
- Everyone expects you
- to dress like your sister.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I did that.
We both can't go to the rave
dressed the same.
You're going to the rave?
Yeah. Where were you going
dressed in a costume?
Oh, I don't know.
You weren't planning on
trick-or-treating, were you?
Ha! You're right.
At my age? Ha!
Come on in.
Hi, Tia.
Have fun tonight.
- Don't worry, dad.
- We will.
- Not you, tamera.
- You're grounded.
What? Why, dad?
- After what happened last year
- down on woodward?
- Those kids blocking traffic,
- throwing eggs.
You can't go there again.
I didn't get hit
by a single egg.
Of course not.
You were the one throwing them.
Lisa, you got
to talk to my dad.
He's grounded me
so Tia gets to go
to this party and I don't.
What party is this?
Oh, you know... a rave.
A rave?
Tia never mentioned
a rave to me.
It's perfectly safe.
The police will be there.
Well, at the end.
- Uh-huh. So who's
- throwing this rave?
A kid from school.
Billy... something.
Who are his parents?
Mr. and Mrs... something.
So what do you say?
- Honey, actually,
- you talked me into it.
You and Tia should
be treated exactly the same.
Oh, thanks, Lisa!
She's not going, either.
Well, I'm off to my party.
Mind if I take your car?
Ray, why do you assume
that I'm not going to a party?
Right. I'm sorry.
Have fun.
I'm not going anywhere.
Well, can I take your car?
What's wrong
with your car?
My brand-new
Mercedes convertible? Ha!
I can't drive that
on Halloween night.
Some kids might vandalize it.
Your car, on the other hand...
What are they going to do
fix it?
Fine, fine, fine. Just take it.
But if you so much
as put one bump in that Fender
you pick it up
and throw it in the back seat.
Got it.
So how do I look?
I don't know. That depends.
Who you going as?
Bryant gumbel?
I'm not going as anyone.
"Mr. and Mrs.
Charles thorington
- "cordially invite you
- and a guest
"aboard their yacht
la princesse de mer
for a Halloween party."
Halloween party.
Of course you're supposed
to come in a costume.
- It doesn't say
- you have to.
Tonight, anybody that
shows up in street clothes
is nothing but a stiff,
pompous, uptight
stick-in-the-mud,
party-pooping wet blanket.
I wouldn't want Mr. Thorington
to think that were I.
Exactly.
I only have an hour
before the party.
- Where do I find
- a costume this late?
Relax. I got
a costume left over.
- One of my customers got into
- that candy corn early.
He's too fat for it.
Oh, Lisa. I don't know
how to thank you.
"You and a guest are invited
"aboard their yacht
la princesse de mer..."
I never been on a mer.
- Okay, Lisa,
- you want to go?
- This is awful
- short notice.
- Let me think
- about it.
Come on, Lisa.
- Okay, I'll go.
- Don't beg.
Maybe that's Roger.
- I told him
- he can come over
And watch some
videos with us.
Oh, no, it's just
some trick-or-treaters.
Great!
Let's squirt them
with some silly string.
No!
Tamera, they're just children.
Oh, I guess you're right.
Boy, no party,
no scaring little kids...
Why don't we just
skip right to Thanksgiving?
All:
Trick or treat!
There you go.
You all look so adorable.
Okay.
I don't mind.
No big deal.
- I'm not about
- to stoop down
- To the level
- of those kids.
These kids are toast!
Whoa! Steve, Denise,
what happened?
That kid in the clown suit
got me right in the mouth, man!
You're on my list, bozo!
Listen, Steve's car
broke down.
Can we ride to the rave
with you two?
Go ahead, tamera.
- Tell them
- the bad news.
Let's go!
What? You know
what our parents said.
- We were
- specifically told
Not to go to that rave.
- We're not going
- to the rave.
We're driving Steve
and Denise
to the rave.
Of course,
when we get there
we have to go inside
- just to make sure
- it's the appropriate environment
For these
two young teens.
But we're not
going to the rave.
- What idiot
- will fall for that?
Sounds like a plan to me.
Your dad's car?
You're going to
drive the Mercedes?
- Don't be
- ridiculous, Tia.
- I'm not
- responsible enough
To drive an expensive
car like that.
You're driving it.
Oh, no, I'm not.
You're the one that got a
hundred on the driver's test.
- We're just going
- to bloomfield hills.
It's not like we're going
to downtown Detroit.
Dad left us the keys
in case of emergencies.
If this is
not an emergency
I don't know
what an emergency is.
I think that's obvious.
Look, we'll just
leave a note
on the door for Roger
saying, "come on in.
Back soon." Okay?
- Cool. We're outie,
- we're outie.
Well, i'm not outie.
You guys are outie.
I'm innie.
Well, fine, Tia.
You can stay here.
When Roger comes over,
you sit in the dark
- and watch scary
- movies with him.
Okay! Okay!
I'm outie! I'm outie!
Are my ears on straight?
- I want to make
- a good impression.
- This evening
- is important to me.
Yeah. You look
great, ray.
Well, how do I look?
- Is that the best
- you could do?
I told you, it's
a Princess costume.
- There are probably
- a lot of people in there.
I'm sure you won't
look too silly.
There's nobody
in costume, Lisa.
You were completely,
absolutely, 180 degrees wrong.
- What are you
- talking about?
I look fine.
- Thank goodness I talked to
- Mr. Thorington over the phone.
- He doesn't know
- what I look like.
- I'll just
- try and disappear.
- Yeah, just try
- and blend in
With all the other
giant rabbits.
May I get you a drink?
- I'll take
- a white wine.
I never met this man
- so I don't know
- what he's drinking.
Lisa. Lisa...
Wine, club soda...
Carrot juice?
Nothing, thank you.
- I got to get off
- this boat.
Is that a costume?
No. I work here.
First mate.
- Have we left the dock yet
- have we?
We just did, sir.
We're late getting under way
but don't worry.
- We'll be out on the lake
- for the full four-hour cruise.
Oh...
Four hours?
Okay, we're almost there.
Billy's house is just
half a block up.
- Well, then,
- we should be there
In a couple of hours.
Okay, so I'm driving
a little slow.
A little slow?
Tia, we just went
over a speed bump.
We did?
Here it is. That big
house on the right.
You mean the dark house
with absolutely no lights on?
Or no decorations
or people or music?
All right! Let's kick it!
Steve! There's
no party here.
I don't get it.
I wonder what could have
caused everyone to leave?
Hi, guys.
Still wondering?
Hey, I thought you were
coming over to our house
to watch scary movies, Roger.
- That's before I found out
- they let anybody into the rave.
So what happened to it?
- Billy's parents
- got mad and canceled
So they moved it to some
kid's house in Farmington.
Okay, no prob.
Yes, prob!
Where's Farmington?
- It's not near
- downtown, is it?
It's here in the suburbs.
- Just follow that blue car.
- They're going.
No way. I am not
following a blue car.
Blue! Blue! Blue! Blue!
Blue!
We promised we would
take them to the party.
- What are we supposed to do,
- just leave them here?
Okay, okay, okay!
Get in, Roger.
Thanks.
I stayed in your hotel
once, Mr. Thorington
but now that I know you
I feel guilty
about stealing your towels.
- That's quite
- all right, Lisa.
And those hangers
were useless.
You know, you seem like you
like to travel in style.
I bet you use a lot
of limousines, huh?
Yes, I suppose I do.
Well, you really ought
to meet a friend of mine.
He owns a limo service
- and he would give you
- a great deal.
- I would love to meet
- any friend of yours, Lisa.
Have him see me sometime.
Okay.
Oh... the rabbit guy.
Hi, Mr. Thorington.
- Look, I'm sorry,
- but an ex-friend of mine
- Told me this was
- a costume party.
I figured that was it
- or my bodyguards
- would have made
- Key chains
- out of your feet.
Mr. Thorington,
I'd like you to meet...
Fred! Fred hopper.
Delighted.
Ray, why did you
make up a name
and a bad name at that?
I almost sold him
on your limo service.
I just want to get
through this evening
- without anybody knowing
- who I am.
Okay, I'm sorry.
- I was wrong
- about the costume
- But maybe you wouldn't
- feel so silly
If you just learned
to laugh at yourself.
I wouldn't feel so silly
if I didn't have a big,
fluffy white ball on my butt!
You know, you really
are a wet blanket.
I'm not. I just happen
to smell like one.
Hi.
- I couldn't help
- noticing you.
I bet.
Guess you shouldn't wear
white after labor day.
You're very funny.
- I wish I'd had the nerve
- to wear a costume.
You do?
Certainly.
Somebody's got
to liven up this party.
Yeah, they're just
a bunch of wet blankets.
That's for sure.
I'll introduce you.
Oh, okay.
Everyone, have you
met... Fred, isn't it?
Right. Fred hopper.
- My friends
- call me hoppy.
I love your costume.
I guess I'm just a chicken.
- If you're a chicken,
- I should have come as a rooster.
This guy's a nut!
Hey, better have one
of those carrot juices.
Oh, never mind.
I'll just hop over
and get one.
- Guys, this can't
- be right.
- We just went
- over a bridge.
We're not heading
for downtown, are we?
Relax. Just follow
the blue car.
Blue! Blue! Blue!
Blue! Blue!
Oh, my gosh.
Look at all those cars.
They can't all be going
to the rave... can they?
Uh... what's
that sign say?
How's it going, eh?
Welcome to Canada.
- All:
- Canada?
Outstanding costume, dude.
- Oh! Just follow
- the blue car.
The blue car's
going to the party.
I hate the blue car!
It's a stupid car!
- Do you folks have anything
- to declare, eh?
Yes, I want to declare
that I never wanted
to go to the rave.
- My friends
- talked me into it.
- Oh, just
- get over it, Tia.
Listen, do you know
where Farmington is?
Isn't that a suburb
of moose jaw?
Hey, you hosers!
Where's Farmington?
- I couldn't
- help overhearing.
- You kids going
- to Farmington, Michigan?
That's right.
- Do you know
- how to get there?
Well, I usually
don't get in the car
with a bunch of strangers,
but you kids look okay.
Hang a u-ie and head
back over the bridge.
Uh, we won't get
in trouble, will we?
I sure hope not.
I got 300 Cuban cigars
stuffed down my pants.
Oh.
A little faster, honey.
Try and make that light
before it turns red...
Again.
Yeah, Tia.
You're embarrassing us
in front of the smuggler.
Well, I'm sorry.
I've never driven
a getaway car before.
- Oh, you're doing
- fine, sweetheart.
Hang a right over here
- and pull over
- at the first guy
Who looks like he might
be named Vladimir.
- There's a guy
- that looks nervous.
That's my man!
Oh.
Here's a little something
for you, fellas.
Thanks,
smuggler dude.
Hey, these have
gone bad.
Steve, they're
not chocolate.
Tell me about it.
Wait a minute.
- How do we get
- to Farmington?
Oh. It's, uh... that way.
But where are we now?
Downtown.
All:
Downtown?!
Let's roll.
- Tamera:
- Whoa!
- All:
- Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Oh...
Oh, Fred!
- I can hardly
- keep up with you.
- You should have seen me
- during hunting season.
Oh...
Hey!
- I like the cut
- of your jib, mister.
- Didn't Lisa tell me
- you owned a limousine service?
That's right.
How would you like
- the contract
- to provide limo service
To all my hotels in the area?
- Oh, that would
- be great, sir.
- Yeah, I was
- going to go
With this drip,
ray Campbell
- but you're more
- my kind of guy.
Well, actually, sir...
Call me tomorrow, Fred.
Mr. Thorington,
I am ray Campbell.
You're the stiff I talked to
on the phone?
Pull the other one, Fred.
It's got bells on it.
- No, sir.
- Actually, look.
- Let me show
- you some I.D.
- Oh, sorry. The bunny suit
- doesn't have pockets.
Next year, I'll wear
a kangaroo outfit.
He never stops.
Lisa.
Please. Tell
him who I am.
Fred hopper.
Hey. Thanks
for coming, Fred.
Well, good-bye.
It was really great
to meet you.
You know, most of the men
I know are such phonies
- but you're so
- real and honest
- And comfortable
- with yourself.
I'd, um, really like
to see you again, Fred.
Oh, too bad.
She could have been the
next Mrs. Fred hopper.
Steve, put that out.
- You're going
- to kill us
- With that
- secondhand smoke.
It's firsthand smoke.
I'm not inhaling.
Besides, there's nothing
like a fine cigar
after a couple hundred
fun-size snickers.
Just be careful
of the leather, okay?!
- Is this the way
- to the rave?
Forget the rave!
- We're going to try
- to get home before my dad.
- There's woodward.
- That'll get us home.
- No! Don't go
- down woodward!
Why not?
Whoa!
Cover the upholstery!
This could get ugly!
- Oh, my god.
- Get us out of here.
What am I supposed
to do? We're trapped.
They're your people,
tamera. Talk to them.
Stop it, you animals!
This is my dad's car!
Steve, where'd you get
the green makeup?
It's not makeup, man.
- I think I'm going
- to be sick.
Oh, no!
Aim for the map pocket!
Are you guys sure you
got all the egg yolk
off the windshield?
Yes. Your dad's car
looks perfect, tamera.
I got to get home.
- My mom is going
- to kill me.
Mine too.
- She doesn't
- like for me
- To associate
- with wild kids.
So you ready to go watch
some scary movies now?
No. Just go home, Roger.
Gee, thanks
for inviting me over.
I really had a great time.
Ernie! What are you
doing here?
What happened?
Oh, hi, Tia, tamera.
Oh, I guess
I must have fell asleep.
Man, this rave was the bomb!
I'll say.
- I have a feeling something else
- is going to explode.
My father!
Yeah, that's what happened
to Billy schmidlap's father
so we moved the rave here.
Schmidlap! That's his name.
- Tamera, if you
- ever want to see
The outside of this
house again, clean!
Clean as if your life
depended on it.
This was
the worst night
of my life.
How can you say that, ray?
You were the life
of the party.
- You found out you were
- funny, interesting
Exciting, sexy
and charming.
Well, that's true.
And you learned
a valuable lesson, ray
and that lesson is:
- From now on,
- whatever you do
Just don't be yourself.
Hey!
Oh, hi, girls.
How was your Halloween?
No big deal.
I'm sure your evening
was better than mine.
Well, then relax, dad.
Yeah, put your paws
up. Watch the news.
And woodward Avenue
was the site
of the usual Halloween
hijinks tonight
as thousands of teenage
ghouls and goblins
roamed the streets
looking for mischief.
Uh, ray?
Hmm?
- What does your
- license plate read?
Uh...
- Hey, give that
- back to me!
- My dad's going to kill me
- if he finds out.
Tamera!
Any sixes?
Go fish.
Girls, you know
that taking my car
was a very serious matter.
- That's why Lisa and I
- grounded you for the month.
- Now, you were invited
- to a party tonight...
Daddy, can we please go?
We learned a lesson.
- We'll never
- do it again.
- Who's throwing
- the party?
Hi, girls.
Let's party.
Any nines?
Ah, go fish.
Told you.
covered in pumpkin slime...
One of my
favorite fantasies.
- Why are you carving
- two pumpkins?
- We always
- have a contest
To see who can carve the
scariest Jack-o'-lantern.
I'll be the judge this year.
Let's see yours, tamera.
Uh-huh!
Ooh!
Ugly mouth, bad teeth
- something orange
- hanging out of the nose.
Very nice, tamera.
Why, thank you.
Let's see yours, Tia.
A-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Yuck! What kind
of sick mind
would do something
like that?
I don't know,
I kind of like it.
♪ Talk about a
two-way twister ♪
♪ shakin' up the family tree
with sibling synchronicity ♪
♪ never knew how
much I missed ya ♪
♪ I ain't ever gonna
let you go! ♪
♪ Never knew
how much I missed ya ♪
♪ I ain't ever gonna
let you go ♪
I know... it looks pretty goofy.
But when you're a twin
people always expect you
to dress like your sister.
So this Halloween I went out
and bought the most outrageous
unique, one-of-a-kind
costume I could find.
Hey, tamera,
check out my...
- Hey!
- Hey!
- Why did you go
- and copy me?
I'm not copying you.
- I was just trying
- to be unique.
- You see,
- when you're a twin
- Everyone expects you
- to dress like your sister.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I did that.
We both can't go to the rave
dressed the same.
You're going to the rave?
Yeah. Where were you going
dressed in a costume?
Oh, I don't know.
You weren't planning on
trick-or-treating, were you?
Ha! You're right.
At my age? Ha!
Come on in.
Hi, Tia.
Have fun tonight.
- Don't worry, dad.
- We will.
- Not you, tamera.
- You're grounded.
What? Why, dad?
- After what happened last year
- down on woodward?
- Those kids blocking traffic,
- throwing eggs.
You can't go there again.
I didn't get hit
by a single egg.
Of course not.
You were the one throwing them.
Lisa, you got
to talk to my dad.
He's grounded me
so Tia gets to go
to this party and I don't.
What party is this?
Oh, you know... a rave.
A rave?
Tia never mentioned
a rave to me.
It's perfectly safe.
The police will be there.
Well, at the end.
- Uh-huh. So who's
- throwing this rave?
A kid from school.
Billy... something.
Who are his parents?
Mr. and Mrs... something.
So what do you say?
- Honey, actually,
- you talked me into it.
You and Tia should
be treated exactly the same.
Oh, thanks, Lisa!
She's not going, either.
Well, I'm off to my party.
Mind if I take your car?
Ray, why do you assume
that I'm not going to a party?
Right. I'm sorry.
Have fun.
I'm not going anywhere.
Well, can I take your car?
What's wrong
with your car?
My brand-new
Mercedes convertible? Ha!
I can't drive that
on Halloween night.
Some kids might vandalize it.
Your car, on the other hand...
What are they going to do
fix it?
Fine, fine, fine. Just take it.
But if you so much
as put one bump in that Fender
you pick it up
and throw it in the back seat.
Got it.
So how do I look?
I don't know. That depends.
Who you going as?
Bryant gumbel?
I'm not going as anyone.
"Mr. and Mrs.
Charles thorington
- "cordially invite you
- and a guest
"aboard their yacht
la princesse de mer
for a Halloween party."
Halloween party.
Of course you're supposed
to come in a costume.
- It doesn't say
- you have to.
Tonight, anybody that
shows up in street clothes
is nothing but a stiff,
pompous, uptight
stick-in-the-mud,
party-pooping wet blanket.
I wouldn't want Mr. Thorington
to think that were I.
Exactly.
I only have an hour
before the party.
- Where do I find
- a costume this late?
Relax. I got
a costume left over.
- One of my customers got into
- that candy corn early.
He's too fat for it.
Oh, Lisa. I don't know
how to thank you.
"You and a guest are invited
"aboard their yacht
la princesse de mer..."
I never been on a mer.
- Okay, Lisa,
- you want to go?
- This is awful
- short notice.
- Let me think
- about it.
Come on, Lisa.
- Okay, I'll go.
- Don't beg.
Maybe that's Roger.
- I told him
- he can come over
And watch some
videos with us.
Oh, no, it's just
some trick-or-treaters.
Great!
Let's squirt them
with some silly string.
No!
Tamera, they're just children.
Oh, I guess you're right.
Boy, no party,
no scaring little kids...
Why don't we just
skip right to Thanksgiving?
All:
Trick or treat!
There you go.
You all look so adorable.
Okay.
I don't mind.
No big deal.
- I'm not about
- to stoop down
- To the level
- of those kids.
These kids are toast!
Whoa! Steve, Denise,
what happened?
That kid in the clown suit
got me right in the mouth, man!
You're on my list, bozo!
Listen, Steve's car
broke down.
Can we ride to the rave
with you two?
Go ahead, tamera.
- Tell them
- the bad news.
Let's go!
What? You know
what our parents said.
- We were
- specifically told
Not to go to that rave.
- We're not going
- to the rave.
We're driving Steve
and Denise
to the rave.
Of course,
when we get there
we have to go inside
- just to make sure
- it's the appropriate environment
For these
two young teens.
But we're not
going to the rave.
- What idiot
- will fall for that?
Sounds like a plan to me.
Your dad's car?
You're going to
drive the Mercedes?
- Don't be
- ridiculous, Tia.
- I'm not
- responsible enough
To drive an expensive
car like that.
You're driving it.
Oh, no, I'm not.
You're the one that got a
hundred on the driver's test.
- We're just going
- to bloomfield hills.
It's not like we're going
to downtown Detroit.
Dad left us the keys
in case of emergencies.
If this is
not an emergency
I don't know
what an emergency is.
I think that's obvious.
Look, we'll just
leave a note
on the door for Roger
saying, "come on in.
Back soon." Okay?
- Cool. We're outie,
- we're outie.
Well, i'm not outie.
You guys are outie.
I'm innie.
Well, fine, Tia.
You can stay here.
When Roger comes over,
you sit in the dark
- and watch scary
- movies with him.
Okay! Okay!
I'm outie! I'm outie!
Are my ears on straight?
- I want to make
- a good impression.
- This evening
- is important to me.
Yeah. You look
great, ray.
Well, how do I look?
- Is that the best
- you could do?
I told you, it's
a Princess costume.
- There are probably
- a lot of people in there.
I'm sure you won't
look too silly.
There's nobody
in costume, Lisa.
You were completely,
absolutely, 180 degrees wrong.
- What are you
- talking about?
I look fine.
- Thank goodness I talked to
- Mr. Thorington over the phone.
- He doesn't know
- what I look like.
- I'll just
- try and disappear.
- Yeah, just try
- and blend in
With all the other
giant rabbits.
May I get you a drink?
- I'll take
- a white wine.
I never met this man
- so I don't know
- what he's drinking.
Lisa. Lisa...
Wine, club soda...
Carrot juice?
Nothing, thank you.
- I got to get off
- this boat.
Is that a costume?
No. I work here.
First mate.
- Have we left the dock yet
- have we?
We just did, sir.
We're late getting under way
but don't worry.
- We'll be out on the lake
- for the full four-hour cruise.
Oh...
Four hours?
Okay, we're almost there.
Billy's house is just
half a block up.
- Well, then,
- we should be there
In a couple of hours.
Okay, so I'm driving
a little slow.
A little slow?
Tia, we just went
over a speed bump.
We did?
Here it is. That big
house on the right.
You mean the dark house
with absolutely no lights on?
Or no decorations
or people or music?
All right! Let's kick it!
Steve! There's
no party here.
I don't get it.
I wonder what could have
caused everyone to leave?
Hi, guys.
Still wondering?
Hey, I thought you were
coming over to our house
to watch scary movies, Roger.
- That's before I found out
- they let anybody into the rave.
So what happened to it?
- Billy's parents
- got mad and canceled
So they moved it to some
kid's house in Farmington.
Okay, no prob.
Yes, prob!
Where's Farmington?
- It's not near
- downtown, is it?
It's here in the suburbs.
- Just follow that blue car.
- They're going.
No way. I am not
following a blue car.
Blue! Blue! Blue! Blue!
Blue!
We promised we would
take them to the party.
- What are we supposed to do,
- just leave them here?
Okay, okay, okay!
Get in, Roger.
Thanks.
I stayed in your hotel
once, Mr. Thorington
but now that I know you
I feel guilty
about stealing your towels.
- That's quite
- all right, Lisa.
And those hangers
were useless.
You know, you seem like you
like to travel in style.
I bet you use a lot
of limousines, huh?
Yes, I suppose I do.
Well, you really ought
to meet a friend of mine.
He owns a limo service
- and he would give you
- a great deal.
- I would love to meet
- any friend of yours, Lisa.
Have him see me sometime.
Okay.
Oh... the rabbit guy.
Hi, Mr. Thorington.
- Look, I'm sorry,
- but an ex-friend of mine
- Told me this was
- a costume party.
I figured that was it
- or my bodyguards
- would have made
- Key chains
- out of your feet.
Mr. Thorington,
I'd like you to meet...
Fred! Fred hopper.
Delighted.
Ray, why did you
make up a name
and a bad name at that?
I almost sold him
on your limo service.
I just want to get
through this evening
- without anybody knowing
- who I am.
Okay, I'm sorry.
- I was wrong
- about the costume
- But maybe you wouldn't
- feel so silly
If you just learned
to laugh at yourself.
I wouldn't feel so silly
if I didn't have a big,
fluffy white ball on my butt!
You know, you really
are a wet blanket.
I'm not. I just happen
to smell like one.
Hi.
- I couldn't help
- noticing you.
I bet.
Guess you shouldn't wear
white after labor day.
You're very funny.
- I wish I'd had the nerve
- to wear a costume.
You do?
Certainly.
Somebody's got
to liven up this party.
Yeah, they're just
a bunch of wet blankets.
That's for sure.
I'll introduce you.
Oh, okay.
Everyone, have you
met... Fred, isn't it?
Right. Fred hopper.
- My friends
- call me hoppy.
I love your costume.
I guess I'm just a chicken.
- If you're a chicken,
- I should have come as a rooster.
This guy's a nut!
Hey, better have one
of those carrot juices.
Oh, never mind.
I'll just hop over
and get one.
- Guys, this can't
- be right.
- We just went
- over a bridge.
We're not heading
for downtown, are we?
Relax. Just follow
the blue car.
Blue! Blue! Blue!
Blue! Blue!
Oh, my gosh.
Look at all those cars.
They can't all be going
to the rave... can they?
Uh... what's
that sign say?
How's it going, eh?
Welcome to Canada.
- All:
- Canada?
Outstanding costume, dude.
- Oh! Just follow
- the blue car.
The blue car's
going to the party.
I hate the blue car!
It's a stupid car!
- Do you folks have anything
- to declare, eh?
Yes, I want to declare
that I never wanted
to go to the rave.
- My friends
- talked me into it.
- Oh, just
- get over it, Tia.
Listen, do you know
where Farmington is?
Isn't that a suburb
of moose jaw?
Hey, you hosers!
Where's Farmington?
- I couldn't
- help overhearing.
- You kids going
- to Farmington, Michigan?
That's right.
- Do you know
- how to get there?
Well, I usually
don't get in the car
with a bunch of strangers,
but you kids look okay.
Hang a u-ie and head
back over the bridge.
Uh, we won't get
in trouble, will we?
I sure hope not.
I got 300 Cuban cigars
stuffed down my pants.
Oh.
A little faster, honey.
Try and make that light
before it turns red...
Again.
Yeah, Tia.
You're embarrassing us
in front of the smuggler.
Well, I'm sorry.
I've never driven
a getaway car before.
- Oh, you're doing
- fine, sweetheart.
Hang a right over here
- and pull over
- at the first guy
Who looks like he might
be named Vladimir.
- There's a guy
- that looks nervous.
That's my man!
Oh.
Here's a little something
for you, fellas.
Thanks,
smuggler dude.
Hey, these have
gone bad.
Steve, they're
not chocolate.
Tell me about it.
Wait a minute.
- How do we get
- to Farmington?
Oh. It's, uh... that way.
But where are we now?
Downtown.
All:
Downtown?!
Let's roll.
- Tamera:
- Whoa!
- All:
- Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Oh...
Oh, Fred!
- I can hardly
- keep up with you.
- You should have seen me
- during hunting season.
Oh...
Hey!
- I like the cut
- of your jib, mister.
- Didn't Lisa tell me
- you owned a limousine service?
That's right.
How would you like
- the contract
- to provide limo service
To all my hotels in the area?
- Oh, that would
- be great, sir.
- Yeah, I was
- going to go
With this drip,
ray Campbell
- but you're more
- my kind of guy.
Well, actually, sir...
Call me tomorrow, Fred.
Mr. Thorington,
I am ray Campbell.
You're the stiff I talked to
on the phone?
Pull the other one, Fred.
It's got bells on it.
- No, sir.
- Actually, look.
- Let me show
- you some I.D.
- Oh, sorry. The bunny suit
- doesn't have pockets.
Next year, I'll wear
a kangaroo outfit.
He never stops.
Lisa.
Please. Tell
him who I am.
Fred hopper.
Hey. Thanks
for coming, Fred.
Well, good-bye.
It was really great
to meet you.
You know, most of the men
I know are such phonies
- but you're so
- real and honest
- And comfortable
- with yourself.
I'd, um, really like
to see you again, Fred.
Oh, too bad.
She could have been the
next Mrs. Fred hopper.
Steve, put that out.
- You're going
- to kill us
- With that
- secondhand smoke.
It's firsthand smoke.
I'm not inhaling.
Besides, there's nothing
like a fine cigar
after a couple hundred
fun-size snickers.
Just be careful
of the leather, okay?!
- Is this the way
- to the rave?
Forget the rave!
- We're going to try
- to get home before my dad.
- There's woodward.
- That'll get us home.
- No! Don't go
- down woodward!
Why not?
Whoa!
Cover the upholstery!
This could get ugly!
- Oh, my god.
- Get us out of here.
What am I supposed
to do? We're trapped.
They're your people,
tamera. Talk to them.
Stop it, you animals!
This is my dad's car!
Steve, where'd you get
the green makeup?
It's not makeup, man.
- I think I'm going
- to be sick.
Oh, no!
Aim for the map pocket!
Are you guys sure you
got all the egg yolk
off the windshield?
Yes. Your dad's car
looks perfect, tamera.
I got to get home.
- My mom is going
- to kill me.
Mine too.
- She doesn't
- like for me
- To associate
- with wild kids.
So you ready to go watch
some scary movies now?
No. Just go home, Roger.
Gee, thanks
for inviting me over.
I really had a great time.
Ernie! What are you
doing here?
What happened?
Oh, hi, Tia, tamera.
Oh, I guess
I must have fell asleep.
Man, this rave was the bomb!
I'll say.
- I have a feeling something else
- is going to explode.
My father!
Yeah, that's what happened
to Billy schmidlap's father
so we moved the rave here.
Schmidlap! That's his name.
- Tamera, if you
- ever want to see
The outside of this
house again, clean!
Clean as if your life
depended on it.
This was
the worst night
of my life.
How can you say that, ray?
You were the life
of the party.
- You found out you were
- funny, interesting
Exciting, sexy
and charming.
Well, that's true.
And you learned
a valuable lesson, ray
and that lesson is:
- From now on,
- whatever you do
Just don't be yourself.
Hey!
Oh, hi, girls.
How was your Halloween?
No big deal.
I'm sure your evening
was better than mine.
Well, then relax, dad.
Yeah, put your paws
up. Watch the news.
And woodward Avenue
was the site
of the usual Halloween
hijinks tonight
as thousands of teenage
ghouls and goblins
roamed the streets
looking for mischief.
Uh, ray?
Hmm?
- What does your
- license plate read?
Uh...
- Hey, give that
- back to me!
- My dad's going to kill me
- if he finds out.
Tamera!
Any sixes?
Go fish.
Girls, you know
that taking my car
was a very serious matter.
- That's why Lisa and I
- grounded you for the month.
- Now, you were invited
- to a party tonight...
Daddy, can we please go?
We learned a lesson.
- We'll never
- do it again.
- Who's throwing
- the party?
Hi, girls.
Let's party.
Any nines?
Ah, go fish.
Told you.