Sister, Sister (1994–1999): Season 3, Episode 6 - The Twins Get Fired - full transcript
Tia gets fired from her job because of Tamera's irresponsible behavior.
Hello. Welcome to rocket burger,
home of the big bang burger
and Jupiter-sized fries.
How may I help you?
I'll have the neptuna melt.
Oh, and give me
the saturn onion rings.
Excellent choice.
- May I suggest
- the astro apple pie for dessert?
It's out of this world.
Yeah, give me some pie.
Way to push
the apple pie, Tia.
It's getting
a little green.
- I thought it was supposed
- to be that color.
Yeah, good.
- That's what
- you tell the customers.
Oh.
You know, I've been
watching you
and you have real
management potential
unlike the other
half of the egg.
♪ Lettuce, Mayo, pickles
on a slab of meat ♪
I think that's kind
of cute, Mr. Woodman.
Maybe. But the lunar lunch
is onion, avocado
and bacon on a slab of COD.
♪ Talk about a two-way twister
♪ shakin' up the family tree
with sibling synchronicity ♪
♪ never knew how
much I missed ya ♪
♪ I ain't ever gonna
let you go! ♪
- ♪Never knew
- how much I missed ya ♪
♪ I ain't ever gonna
let you go ♪
Tia?
We just got an opening
at the executive level.
How would you like
to be my assistant manager?
Me?
Yes.
Assistant manager?
Wow!
- But what about
- Mr. Spooner?
Isn't he assistant manager?
- You mean pops?
- He's no longer with the company.
Oh, well, that's too bad.
I'd like to send him
a nice, little note.
Do you have his address?
Mount bethel cemetery.
It's the last time I put
one of the old guys
on playground detail.
Here's your assistant
manager shirt.
Wow!
The gold shirt!
This wasn't pops', was it?
No, no, he requested
to be buried in his.
Oh.
Anyway, you start tomorrow.
Yes.
Hey, Denise.
I hate this job.
If my dog didn't need
surgery, I'd bail.
Denise, I've just been promoted
to assistant manager.
Gold shirt?
So have you told tamera?
Not yet.
It's going to be a way
harsh blow to her ego.
I'm excelling, and she isn't.
Denise, would you mind telling
tamera about my promotion?
I don't want her to think
I'm rubbing it in.
You are so sensitive.
Hey, Denise.
How's your dog?
They're flying in
the voice box today, thanks.
They found a donor beagle.
- Listen, I have something
- to tell you.
What is it?
Woodman chose
a new assistant manager.
Oh, no.
Who is it?
It's Tia.
Just take a couple
of deep breaths.
Yes!!
From now on, this is going
to be an easy gig.
Tia wouldn't dare boss me around
like pops did.
Oh, my life is good.
Tia, did I tell you
you look majorly cool
in that shirt?
Oh, this?
I forgot I had it on.
Tamera, I'm so glad
- you're taking
- my promotion so well.
I want you to know...
If you need anything,
I'll be there for you.
Great.
- Can you be there
- for me tomorrow?
I don't think I'm coming in.
Sure, as long as you have
a good excuse.
Of course I do.
There's a ricki lake
I've got to see.
Thanks, sis.
You're a lamb.
Oh, hi, Roger.
Hi, Tia.
- I'm here to apply
- for a job.
- Why don't you come
- to rocket burger?
- What are the chances
- you'll be in your pajamas there?
Fine, Roger.
I'll talk to Mr. Woodman
and put in a good word.
- I'm not
- promising anything.
- Thanks, and by the way,
- I can handle
- All the sexual harassment
- you can dish out.
- I am so glad
- you enjoyed yourself, Lisa.
It's not very many women who can
appreciate an organ concerto.
Is that what that was?
- All those years hearing it
- at the roller rink
I never thought to ask.
- And I'm very glad
- you moved into the mall.
When you walked
into my shop
it felt like the fates
had sent you there.
- I was sent by the Johnsons
- from garters galore.
- They said you
- had a bathroom.
- You know, it was my
- grandfather Frederick's dream
To open an organ store.
- Like so many
- visionaries, though
He was not very good
at business.
- I was the one who
- suggested that we expand
Into the clavichord
and spinet market.
Ooh, I just love a man
who's so passionate
about his work.
Want a peanut?
Thank you.
Lisa...
- How would you like
- to come with me
- To the John tesh
- concert Friday night?
I've got great seats.
- Actually, I've got a deal
- on a whole row.
How about it?
Don't you hear enough
of that music in the mall?
Hi, mom.
Guess what?
I've just been promoted
to assistant manager.
Congratulations, honey.
Thanks, mommy.
Good night.
Good night, baby.
That's my daughter.
- I didn't know
- you had a daughter.
Yeah.
- So, anyway, maybe we should
- do something else
Besides the John tesh concert,
you know, like anything else.
Hi, Lisa.
Hi, ray.
Oh, ray? This is Greg.
Oh, hi there.
Hi.
So... um...
- Who's the guy
- in the robe?
Just a guy I live with,
so let's go to the movies.
Whoa, wait a minute.
This guy, ray
- who lives here
- and walks around in a bathrobe
Are you and he,
you know?
- What?!
- You think ray and I..?
No way.
Have you seen my laundry?
- Your underwear is right there
- in the washing machine
Right next to my pantyhose.
Well, I didn't see them.
- Well, maybe...
- Oh, I'll get them.
Excuse me, Greg.
So, are you Lisa's brother?
No.
Good night, daddy.
Good night, honey.
- Here's your underwear, ray,
- and next time
- Don't put that red sweatshirt in
- with my stuff.
Now I got two pink bras.
Well, thank you.
Good night, Greg.
Uh...
So...
Wait a minute.
He's a dad.
Yeah.
And you're a mom.
Uh-huh.
You're not married.
Right.
I'm out of here.
It sounds funny,
but I can explain it.
Oh, don't bother.
- I'm an organ salesman,
- but I'm no fool.
Good night.
Oh, you no fool, huh?
You the one who bought
John tesh tickets.
Roger, what took you so long
to clean the woman's bathroom?
- I wanted to make
- a good impression.
Besides, it took me a while
to write my number
on all the stalls.
Well, go wash it off.
Oh, I was just kidding.
Go wash it off!
Okay.
Well, that's done.
I'm off to a seminar now...
"e. Coli bacteria:
"Don't let it eat away
at your profits
or your customers."
- By the way, i'm
- expecting a shipment
Of frozen, meat-like patties.
- Just have them stack it
- in the freezer.
Will do, sir.
Well, I'm going
to blast off now.
Bye-bye!
Denise, get up
- and get on
- that fry machine.
You, too, tamera.
Ah-ah-ah.
- Aren't you two
- forgetting something?
Hair nets?
No way.
Not happening.
After this,
check under the tables
for gum and other
foreign objects.
I think I hate your sister.
I hate her too.
This hair net makes me
look silly.
Sillier.
Oh, tamera?
Come out, come out
wherever you are.
There's no more work.
Oh-oh, thank goodness.
I couldn't hold
my breath any longer
- and some fat kid
- was jumping on my head
For the past 20 minutes.
- Tamera, I want
- you to close up
- And don't forget
- the closing checklist.
I've got to go to the bank
and make a deposit.
Denise, do I have this straight?
Close up, go home, sleep.
Yeah, that's it.
- I fixed that hole in the wall
- in the girls bathroom.
What hole?
Uh, never mind. I'm off.
- Oh, let's get out
- of here, Denise.
- Oh, what about
- the closing checklist?
Oh.
Okay, "burner off," check.
- "Freezer door closed," check.
- "Alarm on," check.
Blah blah blah, check.
Blah blah blah...
It's done!
Let's get out of here.
( Organ playing different
( varieties of music )
- Sir, please,
- don't play with the...
Oh, it's you.
I barely recognized
you with clothes on.
Look, Greg, Greg...
- I came down here
- because I thought
- I should explain
- a few things.
- There is nothing going on
- between Lisa and me
Except two single parents
- raising two
- very different daughters
Who happen to be twins.
Twins.
Right. Lisa adopted Tia
and I adopted tamera.
- We didn't know
- that they had a twin sister
Until they were teenagers
and accidently bumped into
one another at the mall.
- So if you and Lisa
- want to go out
- You should feel
- perfectly comfortable.
I was going to go
and talk to Lisa.
She'd be glad about that.
- Until you came in here
- with that ridiculous story.
Wait, wait. That story
is not all that ridic...
Well, it does border
on the absurd
but it is true.
If you'll excuse me,
I have a wurlitzer to repipe.
Ray, what are you doing
over there?
- Well, you know,
- I said I was going
To go over and talk to Greg,
and, well, I did, and I...
Well? So how'd it go?
- It didn't work out
- too well.
- As a matter of fact,
- I think I made matters worse.
I'm sorry.
- Oh, well, don't
- worry about it.
- I'll just talk
- to him later.
Oh, excuse me.
Hello. Fashions by Lisa.
Oh, hi, Lester.
- It's Lester
- from security.
- Yeah, what's up?
- Did I illegally park my car...
What?
Who told you that?
I am not living with twin men.
I'm living with one man
and we have twins.
No. No, that's not what I mean.
I mean that we don't have twins.
I have one and he has one
- but we didn't have them
- together.
Huh? Hello?
I can't be seen with you.
Get away from me.
- Who's going
- to see us?
The security cameras
can see us.
Lisa, this is ridiculous.
- Who would think
- that I would be interested
In a woman like you?
I know, ray, but just...
Wait a minute.
What's so ridiculous about it?
Nothing. It's just that our
backgrounds are so different.
- What's that
- supposed to mean?
- Just forget
- I said anything.
I know what you're saying.
- You're saying
- that you're too good for me.
- No, I am not
- saying that.
- I would never say
- I was too good for you.
- Of course not.
- That would be ridiculous.
I mean...
I didn't mean that.
What I meant...
Yes, you did.
No, really...
- Ray, would you
- please leave.
- I would like
- to explain...
I think you made yourself
perfectly clear.
If you won't leave,
I will.
Lisa, listen,
what I was trying...
So I'm sitting at the vet
with my dog
and this really fine guy, Jason,
walks in with a duck...
What is that awful smell?
It's not really a smell.
It's more like a...
An odor.
It's not an odor.
It's a stench.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Smells like...
Rotting meat-like stuff.
Oh, no!
Denise, please tell me
- tamera closed the freezer door
- before locking up last night.
2,000 meat-like patties ruined!
Tia!
Why wasn't
the freezer door closed?
But I told...
Sir, I'm the assistant manager
and I will assume
full responsibility
- and from now on
- I will make sure
- That the freezer door
- is always closed.
- Not unless they have
- a freezer door
- Down at the
- unemployment office.
What are you saying, sir?
You're fired!
Tia: Mom, I feel
like such a failure.
It was my first real job
and I got fired.
- So tell me, what happened
- at the rocket burger?
Some employee
did something really stupid
and as assistant manager,
I took full responsibility.
Well, that is a very
admirable quality.
- I'm very proud
- of you, honey.
Thanks, mom.
By the way
you going to tell tamera
that you covered for her?
Nah. I think I'll just keep it
to myself.
It's your call.
Tia, I just found out.
I've never been so angry
in my life.
They can't fire you.
Thanks, tamera, but it's okay.
- Tia, to protest the injustice
- that you suffered
I want you to know
that I plan to quit.
I appreciate that, Roger
- but you won't get
- any points with me.
Well, I got to get back
to work before I get
in trouble.
What were you fired for?
Nothing.
Just stuff.
- Well, Tia,
- I just want you to know
That I told Mr. Woodman
exactly how I felt
about the whole thing.
Tamera, don't jeopardize
your job over me.
I told woodman that he made
a gigantic mistake in firing you
and that he'll have to look
long and hard to find someone
to fill your shoes.
He offered me the job,
but I told him
- I absolutely wouldn't consider
- taking it.
Tamera, you should take it.
It's a good opportunity for you.
Then I thought about it
and I told him, "okay!"
Tamera, look
at these tables.
They're a mess.
Clean them up.
Yes, sir.
Just doing some p.R. Work
for the company.
- I'll take care
- of it personally.
Denise, get out here
and clean these tables.
I'm busy and you're right there.
Why can't you do it?
Because I'm management
and you're labor
and management
always tells labor what to do.
- Now move it!
- Hup-hup-hup!
- Oh, miss,
- my French fries are cold.
Oh, I'll take care
of that personally.
- Roger, I need
- some hot fries.
But I was just going
- to mop up
- the girls bathroom.
- Roger, I think five times a day
- is enough.
- Why don't you mop
- the men's bathroom for once?
Why? It's dirty in there.
Hi.
What are you doing here?
I came by to pick up
my last check.
So, how are things going?
Oh, an executive nightmare.
Last assistant manager left me
with nothing but headaches.
Oops. Sorry.
What about my refill?
- You promised me you'd bring it
- an hour ago.
See what I mean, Tia.
I have to do everything myself.
Roger, refill.
Gosh, everybody's busy.
Maybe I should
get my check later.
No, no, don't leave.
Stay. Talk.
Bus some tables.
I'll see you at home later.
Anyway, like I was
telling you before...
It's about time.
Miss, my refill?
How about my fries?
Denise!
Denise! Where are you?!
Denise, what are you doing?
Taking my break.
We need help
at the counter.
- Why don't you
- ever pitch in?
Excuse me?
Is your shirt gold?
Oh, no, it isn't, is it?
But look.
My shirt is gold.
I guess that's why I
don't have to pitch in.
Tia had a gold shirt
and she always helped out.
Well, she was fired.
She obviously didn't
have all the answers.
Come on. Get out.
Get to work.
Gosh.
Tia never should've taken
the fall for you.
Excuse me?
Nothing.
- Denise, what do you mean
- by that?
The only reason
that Tia got fired
was because you forgot to close
the freezer door
- and ruined
- all the meat-like patties.
She told woodman
it was her fault.
"Dear ray, there is a delicious
leftover pot roast in
- the fridge
- "but you can't have any
- "because it's probably
- not good enough for you.
Drop dead. Lisa 'i'm-not-good-
enough-for-you' Landry."
Oh. It's you.
- Lisa, this has gone
- far enough.
It's got to stop.
We have to rectify
the situation.
You know, that means
patch things up.
I know what that means.
Oh, see? There I go again
being condescending.
- You know, talking
- down to you.
- If you do that
- one more time, ray
I will annihilate you.
- That means, you know,
- kill you.
Listen, Lisa,
I've given a lot of thought
- to what I said to you,
- and I was wrong.
- You're just as good a person
- as I am.
- That's very nice, ray,
- but stop right there...
No, no, I've got something
to say and I want to say it.
I can understand why people
think we're compatible.
- I mean, after all,
- you are a sexy
- Beautiful
- and intelligent woman
- And I would be lucky
- to have a woman like you
In my life.
Ray, that's so sweet.
Lisa, can I give you
a hand with those drinks?
I knew it!
Oh, Greg, wait now!
We got to rectify this.
You know, fix it!
Hi.
How come you're
not at work?
I told Mr. Woodman
that it was all my fault
- and that I was the one
- who left the freezer door open
- And ruined
- all the meat-like patties
Then I quit.
Well, what did Mr. Woodman say?
Yes!
Well, thanks.
- You didn't have to
- do that, you know.
Yes, I did.
I owed you one.
Hey, do you think I
can get my job back?
- I don't know.
- It's possible.
I gave you
my highest recommendation.
I told woodman
that you taught me
everything I know
about running
a burger business.
- I'll go apply
- at the gap.
Good idea.
Ah, it's just as well.
It was a stupid job anyway.
I wonder what poor chump
he got to do it.
Hi, girls.
Guess what?
- Hey, I thought you were working
- at sir wiener.
Oh, I quit.
But you only started
two hours ago.
I know.
I would've quit earlier
- but I didn't want it
- to be obvious
That I only took the job
for this cool hat.
home of the big bang burger
and Jupiter-sized fries.
How may I help you?
I'll have the neptuna melt.
Oh, and give me
the saturn onion rings.
Excellent choice.
- May I suggest
- the astro apple pie for dessert?
It's out of this world.
Yeah, give me some pie.
Way to push
the apple pie, Tia.
It's getting
a little green.
- I thought it was supposed
- to be that color.
Yeah, good.
- That's what
- you tell the customers.
Oh.
You know, I've been
watching you
and you have real
management potential
unlike the other
half of the egg.
♪ Lettuce, Mayo, pickles
on a slab of meat ♪
I think that's kind
of cute, Mr. Woodman.
Maybe. But the lunar lunch
is onion, avocado
and bacon on a slab of COD.
♪ Talk about a two-way twister
♪ shakin' up the family tree
with sibling synchronicity ♪
♪ never knew how
much I missed ya ♪
♪ I ain't ever gonna
let you go! ♪
- ♪Never knew
- how much I missed ya ♪
♪ I ain't ever gonna
let you go ♪
Tia?
We just got an opening
at the executive level.
How would you like
to be my assistant manager?
Me?
Yes.
Assistant manager?
Wow!
- But what about
- Mr. Spooner?
Isn't he assistant manager?
- You mean pops?
- He's no longer with the company.
Oh, well, that's too bad.
I'd like to send him
a nice, little note.
Do you have his address?
Mount bethel cemetery.
It's the last time I put
one of the old guys
on playground detail.
Here's your assistant
manager shirt.
Wow!
The gold shirt!
This wasn't pops', was it?
No, no, he requested
to be buried in his.
Oh.
Anyway, you start tomorrow.
Yes.
Hey, Denise.
I hate this job.
If my dog didn't need
surgery, I'd bail.
Denise, I've just been promoted
to assistant manager.
Gold shirt?
So have you told tamera?
Not yet.
It's going to be a way
harsh blow to her ego.
I'm excelling, and she isn't.
Denise, would you mind telling
tamera about my promotion?
I don't want her to think
I'm rubbing it in.
You are so sensitive.
Hey, Denise.
How's your dog?
They're flying in
the voice box today, thanks.
They found a donor beagle.
- Listen, I have something
- to tell you.
What is it?
Woodman chose
a new assistant manager.
Oh, no.
Who is it?
It's Tia.
Just take a couple
of deep breaths.
Yes!!
From now on, this is going
to be an easy gig.
Tia wouldn't dare boss me around
like pops did.
Oh, my life is good.
Tia, did I tell you
you look majorly cool
in that shirt?
Oh, this?
I forgot I had it on.
Tamera, I'm so glad
- you're taking
- my promotion so well.
I want you to know...
If you need anything,
I'll be there for you.
Great.
- Can you be there
- for me tomorrow?
I don't think I'm coming in.
Sure, as long as you have
a good excuse.
Of course I do.
There's a ricki lake
I've got to see.
Thanks, sis.
You're a lamb.
Oh, hi, Roger.
Hi, Tia.
- I'm here to apply
- for a job.
- Why don't you come
- to rocket burger?
- What are the chances
- you'll be in your pajamas there?
Fine, Roger.
I'll talk to Mr. Woodman
and put in a good word.
- I'm not
- promising anything.
- Thanks, and by the way,
- I can handle
- All the sexual harassment
- you can dish out.
- I am so glad
- you enjoyed yourself, Lisa.
It's not very many women who can
appreciate an organ concerto.
Is that what that was?
- All those years hearing it
- at the roller rink
I never thought to ask.
- And I'm very glad
- you moved into the mall.
When you walked
into my shop
it felt like the fates
had sent you there.
- I was sent by the Johnsons
- from garters galore.
- They said you
- had a bathroom.
- You know, it was my
- grandfather Frederick's dream
To open an organ store.
- Like so many
- visionaries, though
He was not very good
at business.
- I was the one who
- suggested that we expand
Into the clavichord
and spinet market.
Ooh, I just love a man
who's so passionate
about his work.
Want a peanut?
Thank you.
Lisa...
- How would you like
- to come with me
- To the John tesh
- concert Friday night?
I've got great seats.
- Actually, I've got a deal
- on a whole row.
How about it?
Don't you hear enough
of that music in the mall?
Hi, mom.
Guess what?
I've just been promoted
to assistant manager.
Congratulations, honey.
Thanks, mommy.
Good night.
Good night, baby.
That's my daughter.
- I didn't know
- you had a daughter.
Yeah.
- So, anyway, maybe we should
- do something else
Besides the John tesh concert,
you know, like anything else.
Hi, Lisa.
Hi, ray.
Oh, ray? This is Greg.
Oh, hi there.
Hi.
So... um...
- Who's the guy
- in the robe?
Just a guy I live with,
so let's go to the movies.
Whoa, wait a minute.
This guy, ray
- who lives here
- and walks around in a bathrobe
Are you and he,
you know?
- What?!
- You think ray and I..?
No way.
Have you seen my laundry?
- Your underwear is right there
- in the washing machine
Right next to my pantyhose.
Well, I didn't see them.
- Well, maybe...
- Oh, I'll get them.
Excuse me, Greg.
So, are you Lisa's brother?
No.
Good night, daddy.
Good night, honey.
- Here's your underwear, ray,
- and next time
- Don't put that red sweatshirt in
- with my stuff.
Now I got two pink bras.
Well, thank you.
Good night, Greg.
Uh...
So...
Wait a minute.
He's a dad.
Yeah.
And you're a mom.
Uh-huh.
You're not married.
Right.
I'm out of here.
It sounds funny,
but I can explain it.
Oh, don't bother.
- I'm an organ salesman,
- but I'm no fool.
Good night.
Oh, you no fool, huh?
You the one who bought
John tesh tickets.
Roger, what took you so long
to clean the woman's bathroom?
- I wanted to make
- a good impression.
Besides, it took me a while
to write my number
on all the stalls.
Well, go wash it off.
Oh, I was just kidding.
Go wash it off!
Okay.
Well, that's done.
I'm off to a seminar now...
"e. Coli bacteria:
"Don't let it eat away
at your profits
or your customers."
- By the way, i'm
- expecting a shipment
Of frozen, meat-like patties.
- Just have them stack it
- in the freezer.
Will do, sir.
Well, I'm going
to blast off now.
Bye-bye!
Denise, get up
- and get on
- that fry machine.
You, too, tamera.
Ah-ah-ah.
- Aren't you two
- forgetting something?
Hair nets?
No way.
Not happening.
After this,
check under the tables
for gum and other
foreign objects.
I think I hate your sister.
I hate her too.
This hair net makes me
look silly.
Sillier.
Oh, tamera?
Come out, come out
wherever you are.
There's no more work.
Oh-oh, thank goodness.
I couldn't hold
my breath any longer
- and some fat kid
- was jumping on my head
For the past 20 minutes.
- Tamera, I want
- you to close up
- And don't forget
- the closing checklist.
I've got to go to the bank
and make a deposit.
Denise, do I have this straight?
Close up, go home, sleep.
Yeah, that's it.
- I fixed that hole in the wall
- in the girls bathroom.
What hole?
Uh, never mind. I'm off.
- Oh, let's get out
- of here, Denise.
- Oh, what about
- the closing checklist?
Oh.
Okay, "burner off," check.
- "Freezer door closed," check.
- "Alarm on," check.
Blah blah blah, check.
Blah blah blah...
It's done!
Let's get out of here.
( Organ playing different
( varieties of music )
- Sir, please,
- don't play with the...
Oh, it's you.
I barely recognized
you with clothes on.
Look, Greg, Greg...
- I came down here
- because I thought
- I should explain
- a few things.
- There is nothing going on
- between Lisa and me
Except two single parents
- raising two
- very different daughters
Who happen to be twins.
Twins.
Right. Lisa adopted Tia
and I adopted tamera.
- We didn't know
- that they had a twin sister
Until they were teenagers
and accidently bumped into
one another at the mall.
- So if you and Lisa
- want to go out
- You should feel
- perfectly comfortable.
I was going to go
and talk to Lisa.
She'd be glad about that.
- Until you came in here
- with that ridiculous story.
Wait, wait. That story
is not all that ridic...
Well, it does border
on the absurd
but it is true.
If you'll excuse me,
I have a wurlitzer to repipe.
Ray, what are you doing
over there?
- Well, you know,
- I said I was going
To go over and talk to Greg,
and, well, I did, and I...
Well? So how'd it go?
- It didn't work out
- too well.
- As a matter of fact,
- I think I made matters worse.
I'm sorry.
- Oh, well, don't
- worry about it.
- I'll just talk
- to him later.
Oh, excuse me.
Hello. Fashions by Lisa.
Oh, hi, Lester.
- It's Lester
- from security.
- Yeah, what's up?
- Did I illegally park my car...
What?
Who told you that?
I am not living with twin men.
I'm living with one man
and we have twins.
No. No, that's not what I mean.
I mean that we don't have twins.
I have one and he has one
- but we didn't have them
- together.
Huh? Hello?
I can't be seen with you.
Get away from me.
- Who's going
- to see us?
The security cameras
can see us.
Lisa, this is ridiculous.
- Who would think
- that I would be interested
In a woman like you?
I know, ray, but just...
Wait a minute.
What's so ridiculous about it?
Nothing. It's just that our
backgrounds are so different.
- What's that
- supposed to mean?
- Just forget
- I said anything.
I know what you're saying.
- You're saying
- that you're too good for me.
- No, I am not
- saying that.
- I would never say
- I was too good for you.
- Of course not.
- That would be ridiculous.
I mean...
I didn't mean that.
What I meant...
Yes, you did.
No, really...
- Ray, would you
- please leave.
- I would like
- to explain...
I think you made yourself
perfectly clear.
If you won't leave,
I will.
Lisa, listen,
what I was trying...
So I'm sitting at the vet
with my dog
and this really fine guy, Jason,
walks in with a duck...
What is that awful smell?
It's not really a smell.
It's more like a...
An odor.
It's not an odor.
It's a stench.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Smells like...
Rotting meat-like stuff.
Oh, no!
Denise, please tell me
- tamera closed the freezer door
- before locking up last night.
2,000 meat-like patties ruined!
Tia!
Why wasn't
the freezer door closed?
But I told...
Sir, I'm the assistant manager
and I will assume
full responsibility
- and from now on
- I will make sure
- That the freezer door
- is always closed.
- Not unless they have
- a freezer door
- Down at the
- unemployment office.
What are you saying, sir?
You're fired!
Tia: Mom, I feel
like such a failure.
It was my first real job
and I got fired.
- So tell me, what happened
- at the rocket burger?
Some employee
did something really stupid
and as assistant manager,
I took full responsibility.
Well, that is a very
admirable quality.
- I'm very proud
- of you, honey.
Thanks, mom.
By the way
you going to tell tamera
that you covered for her?
Nah. I think I'll just keep it
to myself.
It's your call.
Tia, I just found out.
I've never been so angry
in my life.
They can't fire you.
Thanks, tamera, but it's okay.
- Tia, to protest the injustice
- that you suffered
I want you to know
that I plan to quit.
I appreciate that, Roger
- but you won't get
- any points with me.
Well, I got to get back
to work before I get
in trouble.
What were you fired for?
Nothing.
Just stuff.
- Well, Tia,
- I just want you to know
That I told Mr. Woodman
exactly how I felt
about the whole thing.
Tamera, don't jeopardize
your job over me.
I told woodman that he made
a gigantic mistake in firing you
and that he'll have to look
long and hard to find someone
to fill your shoes.
He offered me the job,
but I told him
- I absolutely wouldn't consider
- taking it.
Tamera, you should take it.
It's a good opportunity for you.
Then I thought about it
and I told him, "okay!"
Tamera, look
at these tables.
They're a mess.
Clean them up.
Yes, sir.
Just doing some p.R. Work
for the company.
- I'll take care
- of it personally.
Denise, get out here
and clean these tables.
I'm busy and you're right there.
Why can't you do it?
Because I'm management
and you're labor
and management
always tells labor what to do.
- Now move it!
- Hup-hup-hup!
- Oh, miss,
- my French fries are cold.
Oh, I'll take care
of that personally.
- Roger, I need
- some hot fries.
But I was just going
- to mop up
- the girls bathroom.
- Roger, I think five times a day
- is enough.
- Why don't you mop
- the men's bathroom for once?
Why? It's dirty in there.
Hi.
What are you doing here?
I came by to pick up
my last check.
So, how are things going?
Oh, an executive nightmare.
Last assistant manager left me
with nothing but headaches.
Oops. Sorry.
What about my refill?
- You promised me you'd bring it
- an hour ago.
See what I mean, Tia.
I have to do everything myself.
Roger, refill.
Gosh, everybody's busy.
Maybe I should
get my check later.
No, no, don't leave.
Stay. Talk.
Bus some tables.
I'll see you at home later.
Anyway, like I was
telling you before...
It's about time.
Miss, my refill?
How about my fries?
Denise!
Denise! Where are you?!
Denise, what are you doing?
Taking my break.
We need help
at the counter.
- Why don't you
- ever pitch in?
Excuse me?
Is your shirt gold?
Oh, no, it isn't, is it?
But look.
My shirt is gold.
I guess that's why I
don't have to pitch in.
Tia had a gold shirt
and she always helped out.
Well, she was fired.
She obviously didn't
have all the answers.
Come on. Get out.
Get to work.
Gosh.
Tia never should've taken
the fall for you.
Excuse me?
Nothing.
- Denise, what do you mean
- by that?
The only reason
that Tia got fired
was because you forgot to close
the freezer door
- and ruined
- all the meat-like patties.
She told woodman
it was her fault.
"Dear ray, there is a delicious
leftover pot roast in
- the fridge
- "but you can't have any
- "because it's probably
- not good enough for you.
Drop dead. Lisa 'i'm-not-good-
enough-for-you' Landry."
Oh. It's you.
- Lisa, this has gone
- far enough.
It's got to stop.
We have to rectify
the situation.
You know, that means
patch things up.
I know what that means.
Oh, see? There I go again
being condescending.
- You know, talking
- down to you.
- If you do that
- one more time, ray
I will annihilate you.
- That means, you know,
- kill you.
Listen, Lisa,
I've given a lot of thought
- to what I said to you,
- and I was wrong.
- You're just as good a person
- as I am.
- That's very nice, ray,
- but stop right there...
No, no, I've got something
to say and I want to say it.
I can understand why people
think we're compatible.
- I mean, after all,
- you are a sexy
- Beautiful
- and intelligent woman
- And I would be lucky
- to have a woman like you
In my life.
Ray, that's so sweet.
Lisa, can I give you
a hand with those drinks?
I knew it!
Oh, Greg, wait now!
We got to rectify this.
You know, fix it!
Hi.
How come you're
not at work?
I told Mr. Woodman
that it was all my fault
- and that I was the one
- who left the freezer door open
- And ruined
- all the meat-like patties
Then I quit.
Well, what did Mr. Woodman say?
Yes!
Well, thanks.
- You didn't have to
- do that, you know.
Yes, I did.
I owed you one.
Hey, do you think I
can get my job back?
- I don't know.
- It's possible.
I gave you
my highest recommendation.
I told woodman
that you taught me
everything I know
about running
a burger business.
- I'll go apply
- at the gap.
Good idea.
Ah, it's just as well.
It was a stupid job anyway.
I wonder what poor chump
he got to do it.
Hi, girls.
Guess what?
- Hey, I thought you were working
- at sir wiener.
Oh, I quit.
But you only started
two hours ago.
I know.
I would've quit earlier
- but I didn't want it
- to be obvious
That I only took the job
for this cool hat.