Sister, Sister (1994–1999): Season 3, Episode 16 - Valentine's Day - full transcript
Tia tries to help Tamera win back her boyfriend, and helps Ray and Lisa realize their true feelings.
Oh, come on, dad
it's freezing
out there.
Oh, come on, tamera.
It's not that cold.
Besides, baseball's
in the air.
The tigers start
spring training today.
Dad, they're in Florida.
We're in Michigan.
Come on, tamera.
Let's play ball!
Last one to the park
is a rotten egg.
- At least I'll be
- a warm rotten egg.
♪ Talk about a
two-way twister ♪
♪ shakin' up the family tree
with sibling synchronicity ♪
♪ never knew how
much I missed ya ♪
♪ I ain't ever gonna
let you go! ♪
♪ Never knew
how much I missed ya ♪
♪ I ain't ever gonna
let you go ♪
- Hi, mom. What
- are you doing?
Oh, I'm just sending out
a few valentines, Tia.
You know, to you and tamera
clients, friends,
some of the neighbors.
- And to ray,
- of course.
Now, why would
I send one to ray?
- Mom, to give
- positive strokes
To all the people
in your life
while specifically
ignoring ray
could be taken as
a passive-aggressive expression
of repressed hostility.
So, how do you like your
new psychology class?
I love it!
I can even consider
making it a career.
- How do you feel
- about my new psychology class?
Well, Tia
I don't have an opinion
one way or another.
Hmm... interesting.
You're disengaging
from the Valentine's issue.
All right, I'll send
ray a Valentine.
Okay? Okay?
Ooh, happy?
Okay.
"Best wishes"?
Hmm... interesting.
What?
- Mom, you're
- subconsciously
- Avoiding the
- appropriate word
That expresses the natural,
platonic, nonromantic bond
between two family members.
Okay, "love."
Is that the word, Tia?
Exactly.
Eww.
Okay, okay, okay.
There, there.
"Love," okay?
Lisa, how much would it cost
to make the most sensational
party dress you've ever sewn?
- Well, I don't know, tamera.
- Maybe $2,000.
Uh, let me rephrase that.
You see, Shawn Fordham asked me
to the Valentine's dance.
I want him more than
I want world peace.
I can pay you $8.45.
Oh, and a coupon
for a grande breakfast burrito
at senor taco.
Oh, honey
- I can't take
- your money
- But I will take
- that coupon.
Done! Thank you so much!
This is going to be
the best Valentine's
date ever.
Oh!
- Oh, it's great
- to see tamera
So happy, isn't it?
Really?
You thought
she was happy?
Hmm...
Interesting.
So, the next time
he hand-checks you
at the top of the key
try the spin move I showed you
and drive the baseline.
Yeah, that's a
good idea, tamera.
- You are not
- like other girls.
You're like a point
guard you can kiss.
Oh, thanks, Shawn.
Later.
You and Shawn make
such a cute couple.
Yeah, I know.
We're not even twins.
- Too bad your
- house of cards
Is about to come
crashing down.
Excuse me, Rhonda?
You may be going out
with Shawn now
but not for long.
I'm throwing down
my gauntlet before you.
- Gauntlet?
- Did you get
- One of those
- word-a-day calendars
For Christmas?
Indubitably.
Rhonda, if you think
you can take Shawn away
from me, forget it.
Oh, sure, you may be
kind of attractive to some guys
but Shawn and I
share something deeper
more meaningful, more profound
than you could ever know.
Oh, really? What?
Sports... so give it up.
It would do you
absolutely no good.
- You can try
- to break it up
But it won't work.
Hi, there, Shawn.
Oh. Hi, Rhonda.
- You know, Rhonda,
- maybe someday
You can have a relationship
like Shawn and I have...
The kind that's so solid,
nothing could tear it apart.
Trust and honesty
are the glue that holds
our relationship together.
Well, next time you might
want to try some duct tape.
Well, who cares?
It's a free country.
They can talk
all they want.
Doesn't mean one
indutible gauntlet.
Tamera, um...
I can't go to the Valentine's
day dance with you.
See, what did
I tell you, marcia?
He's...
What?
Well, see, it's my mom.
She got this thing.
Um... it's a disease
- and I'll have
- to take care of her
So you should probably just
go on and find another date
and if my mom should
get over her thing
then I'll just come to the dance
with some other, you know...
Thing?
Right.
Boy, that's too bad
about his mom, huh?
Ah, looks like somebody
got a Valentine.
Oh, you mean this.
Your mom gave it to me.
- It was nice of her,
- wasn't it?
- And what did
- you get her?
Nothing.
Hmm...
Interesting.
What do you mean?
Think she'll be upset
if I don't get her something?
I don't know.
What do you think, ray?
Nah, probably not.
Of course, she did
choose to write "love."
Why, ray?
Well, obviously,
she's trying
to express a normal,
healthy, platonic affection
- from one family member
- to another.
But there's no reason
to make a big deal
out of this.
Thank you, doctor.
I-I mean, Tia.
Yeah, y-you're right.
Uh, no big deal.
I'll get her a card, okay?
A card, huh?
Hmm... interesting.
Okay. I'll get her
a box of candy, too.
Well, if you think
that's a good idea.
Of course it's a good idea.
You ever seen Lisa
in striking distance
of a Whitman's sampler?
Hi, tamera.
Marcia told me
what happened.
I hate Shawn, I hate boys
and I hate men.
- What poster
- is that?
Boyz ii men.
Tamera, it's not healthy
sitting here hating Shawn.
Yeah, you're right.
I hate Rhonda.
Why does that girl
have it in for you?
I don't know.
- I mean, ever since
- we were kids
She always had to take away
everything that was mine.
Hmm... interesting.
When I tried out
- for Rudolph the
- red-nosed reindeer
- In the Christmas
- play, she did, too.
She got to be in the front,
and I was the rear end.
She got to click on this
really cool red flashlight
and I got to be whipped
by the fat kid playing Santa.
Oh, and once I wrote this
really great history paper
and she copied it.
She got a "d+" because of me.
You know what?
- This sounds a lot
- like chapter 16
In my psychology book.
What's that?
"Compulsive behavior."
Rhonda's insecurity
makes her envious of you
and as a result,
her inner child is compelled
to take away
anything you have.
Look, it's obvious Rhonda
really doesn't want Shawn.
She only wanted him
because you had him.
What if tomorrow
you were to tell Rhonda
you got another date
to the dance
and really rub
her nose in it?
Yeah, so?
Well, Rhonda would be compelled
to take that guy away from you.
Yeah.
Which would then
leave me with Shawn.
And leave Rhonda
stuck with some zero.
- Yeah, but who
- could we get?
Hi, girls.
Happy Valentine's day.
Go get
her, girl.
So, tamera, who's
the Valentine for?
Oh, Rhonda!
I want to thank you
for taking Shawn off my hands.
Excuse me?
Well, you see, if I was
still stuck with him
I wouldn't have discovered
the hottest, the hunkiest,
the flyest guy in school.
And who's that?
Roger Evans.
No, I'm serious.
Well, so am I.
- Now you have fun with
- what's-his-name tonight, okay?
Wait a minute.
Roger Evans?
The Barney whose mother
drives him around on dates?
That Barney happens
to be incredible
once you get to know him.
And his mom knows
some great new clubs.
And you're going
- to the Valentine's
- dance with him.
Well, all I can do is ask Roger
if he'll go out with me
- and pray some
- other girl
- Hasn't already
- snapped him up.
That's why I bought him
this candy and card.
I just hope Roger can see me
as more than just a friend.
In fact, that's what
I'm going to write
in his Valentine.
"Oh, please, Roger,
darling..."
"I'm begging
you, tell me.
"What can I do
to make you go
- with me to
- the dance?"
- You just did,
- sweet thing.
Oh, hi, Roger. Great.
Now, don't you dare
try and do what I think
you're going to do, Rhonda.
And what's that?
You know,
steal my new...
Boyfriend away from me.
What are you talking about?
Oh, come on, come on,
this isn't funny.
You're compelled
to steal Roger from me.
Roger?
- You're kidding,
- right?
Pass.
What?
Shawn, I want you
to walk me to lunch...
And then buy it.
And stand up straight.
Sure.
Wait, w-wait, Rhonda.
I swear, Roger's really
fresh, sexy and exciting!
Hey, please,
you're embarrassing me.
Shut up.
Tia!
Tia!
Tia!
Tia-a-a-a!
Hi, ma.
Mmm. Tia, Tia, look at this.
Ray bought me
a box of candy.
Oh, that's nice.
Nice?
Look what he wrote.
"Love, ray."
- What? You wrote
- him a card
That said "love, Lisa."
Yeah, but this
is candy
in a heart-shaped box.
Well, it was
a box of candy.
Mom, it's Valentine's day.
Mmm. Trust me, Tia,
I know the signs.
No, no, no,
no! He's not.
Oh, you're in denial.
I think you're reading
way too much into this.
You started this.
"Hmm. Interesting."
- Yeah, but
- maybe I'm in
Over my head a little.
- What are you
- talking about?
Tia, you had half a semester
of high school psychology.
Now, come on,
I need answers.
Mom, I can't help you.
Your psychosis is developing
faster than my course is.
I think you may be
an advanced head case.
Really?
Hey, wait a minute, Tia!
Well, I can't...
I just can't
break his heart now.
I got to let him down easy.
Oh, hi, Lisa.
Oh, hi, ray.
I got your candy.
I got your card.
Oh, good.
And I want you to know
- that I'm very
- flattered, ray.
- It was very,
- very sweet of you.
You are a kind
and decent man
and I think the
world of you.
Wow. Good thing I didn't
spring for the good box.
Oh, come on.
Are you going to spend
the rest of your life
- running scared
- of Rhonda coley?
Don't be a victim.
Stand up to her.
Tia, what am I supposed to do?
Steal Shawn back?
Yes! Fight fire with fire.
You've seen Melrose place.
Tia...
You're not suggesting it
might be time for the...
Red dress?
Exactly. She's going out
with your boyfriend.
Yeah, I know, but...
Tamera...
She got to click on
Rudolph's red nose
while you got whipped
by some fat kid.
- Stand back!
- I'm wearing heels!
Attagirl. And remember,
if you want to beat Rhonda
at her own game,
it takes more than looks.
It takes... attitude.
Attitude.
Right. And you
don't ask Shawn
if he wants to dance.
You tell him he's gonna dance.
Huh. you! Dance!
He should be happy
that he's lucky enough
to be dancing with you.
You! be happy.
And if you
want something
you tell him to go
get it for you.
You! get my purse.
Perfect!
No, Tia, get my purse.
Oh. Sorry.
Hi, mom. What's wrong?
Oh, Tia,
you were wrong about ray.
He is in love with me.
- He asked me out to dinner
- so we could talk.
He's going to make
his move tonight.
Mom, you're projecting.
Oh. I got to change
out of this wonderbra.
Hi, Lisa.
Hi, ray.
Ooh, poor man.
I better try
not to look too sexy.
This may take some time.
Uh, listen, Lisa,
truth is
I'm glad we have
this chance to talk.
Oh?
Yes. I have something
I have to tell you.
Oh, ray...
N-No, no, uh...
It's about us, our relationship.
Oh, ray, please don't say it.
I have to say it, Lisa.
- If I don't talk about
- what's happened between us
I'm, I'm just going to explode.
But, ray, i-i...
- Lisa, I know
- how you feel about me
And I have to tell you
how I feel about you
- so I'm going to come
- right out and say it. Lisa...
I don't love you!
I'm sorry. Did you say "don't"?
Yes, I did.
Oh, ray, you must
be devastated.
Oh, here. Let me hold
your steak knife for now.
You have made me
the happiest man on earth!
I don't love you either!
I brought you to dinner
to tell you that.
Really? You don't love me?
Oh. Well, here you go.
Thank you.
I have no interest
in you whatsoever.
- Oh... you really
- mean that?
- 'Cause when you
- gave me that candy
- And you wrote "love"
- on that card...
No. Most of the time,
I don't even like you very much.
Oh..!
- You're not
- just saying that?
Oh, no, no.
- You're pushy,
- you're loud
- And we have
- nothing in common
And you feel
the same way about me.
Oh, ray, there's so much
I can't stand about you
- I don't know
- where to start.
I am so relieved.
Oh, what
a magical night, huh?
Ooh, I know.
I feel the same way.
Ooh, a toast. Yes.
Happy Valentine's day.
Shawn, I need
to make a phone call.
Let's go.
What do you need me for?
You expect me to dial
with these nails?
Oh. Right.
Steve. Food. Now.
Food. Sure!
Hey, it works.
Hi, marcia.
- Hi, Tia.
- Hi, Ernie.
Check it out.
- I just snapped
- my fingers
And Steve went to go get me
a plate of food.
Steve.
What?
Oh, you want some, too?
Well, duh!
- Bring me back
- some pickles
When you go, okay?
So, do you want
to dance, tamera?
In a minute, Roger.
We just got here.
- I know,
- but it's 15 degrees
And I don't know how long
my mom can sit out there.
- Tamera, that dress
- is the bomb!
Yeah, I know.
Hang this up.
- She's talking
- to me, man.
- She's talking
- to me.
- Let go
- of that coat!
Now, go get me a drink.
Well, tamera,
I didn't think
you'd have the
guts to show up.
Step off, Rhonda.
I'm looking for Shawn.
If you're looking for Shawn,
you're looking for trouble.
If you're looking for trouble,
you found it.
Make your move.
Tamera...
You look great.
So, how's your mother?
- She's just...
- She's fine.
I thought she was sick.
- Oh, yeah,
- but other than that
She's just fine.
So, uh, I sure hope
- you can dance
- in that dress.
Are you asking?
- Shawn, I stopped
- having fun.
Get my coat.
Right, Rhonda.
Nice try, tamera.
Next time, don't put
on a pair of red pumps
unless you know
how to use them.
Here's your coat,
Rhonda.
Good. Let's go.
Hey, Shawn
how about that
pistons/bulls game last night?
Yes! Double overtime!
It was incredible!
Can you believe that 360 move
- that Grant hill
- put on scottie pippen?
Shawn, I said I was ready to go.
Who's stopping you?
You're kicking me to the curb?
Indubitably.
All right, tamera,
this round is yours
- but you haven't
- seen the last of me.
If I weren't running
for homecoming queen
I'd wipe the floor with you.
You. drive me home.
This guy bothering
you, tamera?
And who are you?
I'm her date.
- Well, there's a little change
- in plans.
- What, she doesn't want
- any punch?
'Cause my mom's got a thermos
of hot cocoa in the car.
- No, no, no, see,
- tamera and I were talking
And I want to dance.
I don't want to dance with you.
Why don't you explain it to him?
Why don't you
get lost?
Okay.
No, no, no.
Not you, Roger.
You.
Now, go home
and check on your mom.
- And can you check
- on mine, too?
She's the one shivering in
the blue town and country.
Look, Roger
I'm sorry.
I just used you
to get back at Rhonda.
I'm just as bad
as she is.
Don't tease me.
Ah. Thank you.
Oh! How was the party?
I had a great time.
- Tamera and I
- broke up with Shawn.
- How was your
- evening?
Oh, it was wonderful.
- Ray and I had a
- great conversation
And realized we both
had a lot in common.
- We both don't
- love each other.
Ah, it's obvious
they're in love.
Tia, where's
your psychology book?
- Why? Are you getting
- interested in psychology?
No. I want to hit you
over the head with it.
Hmm. Interesting.
it's freezing
out there.
Oh, come on, tamera.
It's not that cold.
Besides, baseball's
in the air.
The tigers start
spring training today.
Dad, they're in Florida.
We're in Michigan.
Come on, tamera.
Let's play ball!
Last one to the park
is a rotten egg.
- At least I'll be
- a warm rotten egg.
♪ Talk about a
two-way twister ♪
♪ shakin' up the family tree
with sibling synchronicity ♪
♪ never knew how
much I missed ya ♪
♪ I ain't ever gonna
let you go! ♪
♪ Never knew
how much I missed ya ♪
♪ I ain't ever gonna
let you go ♪
- Hi, mom. What
- are you doing?
Oh, I'm just sending out
a few valentines, Tia.
You know, to you and tamera
clients, friends,
some of the neighbors.
- And to ray,
- of course.
Now, why would
I send one to ray?
- Mom, to give
- positive strokes
To all the people
in your life
while specifically
ignoring ray
could be taken as
a passive-aggressive expression
of repressed hostility.
So, how do you like your
new psychology class?
I love it!
I can even consider
making it a career.
- How do you feel
- about my new psychology class?
Well, Tia
I don't have an opinion
one way or another.
Hmm... interesting.
You're disengaging
from the Valentine's issue.
All right, I'll send
ray a Valentine.
Okay? Okay?
Ooh, happy?
Okay.
"Best wishes"?
Hmm... interesting.
What?
- Mom, you're
- subconsciously
- Avoiding the
- appropriate word
That expresses the natural,
platonic, nonromantic bond
between two family members.
Okay, "love."
Is that the word, Tia?
Exactly.
Eww.
Okay, okay, okay.
There, there.
"Love," okay?
Lisa, how much would it cost
to make the most sensational
party dress you've ever sewn?
- Well, I don't know, tamera.
- Maybe $2,000.
Uh, let me rephrase that.
You see, Shawn Fordham asked me
to the Valentine's dance.
I want him more than
I want world peace.
I can pay you $8.45.
Oh, and a coupon
for a grande breakfast burrito
at senor taco.
Oh, honey
- I can't take
- your money
- But I will take
- that coupon.
Done! Thank you so much!
This is going to be
the best Valentine's
date ever.
Oh!
- Oh, it's great
- to see tamera
So happy, isn't it?
Really?
You thought
she was happy?
Hmm...
Interesting.
So, the next time
he hand-checks you
at the top of the key
try the spin move I showed you
and drive the baseline.
Yeah, that's a
good idea, tamera.
- You are not
- like other girls.
You're like a point
guard you can kiss.
Oh, thanks, Shawn.
Later.
You and Shawn make
such a cute couple.
Yeah, I know.
We're not even twins.
- Too bad your
- house of cards
Is about to come
crashing down.
Excuse me, Rhonda?
You may be going out
with Shawn now
but not for long.
I'm throwing down
my gauntlet before you.
- Gauntlet?
- Did you get
- One of those
- word-a-day calendars
For Christmas?
Indubitably.
Rhonda, if you think
you can take Shawn away
from me, forget it.
Oh, sure, you may be
kind of attractive to some guys
but Shawn and I
share something deeper
more meaningful, more profound
than you could ever know.
Oh, really? What?
Sports... so give it up.
It would do you
absolutely no good.
- You can try
- to break it up
But it won't work.
Hi, there, Shawn.
Oh. Hi, Rhonda.
- You know, Rhonda,
- maybe someday
You can have a relationship
like Shawn and I have...
The kind that's so solid,
nothing could tear it apart.
Trust and honesty
are the glue that holds
our relationship together.
Well, next time you might
want to try some duct tape.
Well, who cares?
It's a free country.
They can talk
all they want.
Doesn't mean one
indutible gauntlet.
Tamera, um...
I can't go to the Valentine's
day dance with you.
See, what did
I tell you, marcia?
He's...
What?
Well, see, it's my mom.
She got this thing.
Um... it's a disease
- and I'll have
- to take care of her
So you should probably just
go on and find another date
and if my mom should
get over her thing
then I'll just come to the dance
with some other, you know...
Thing?
Right.
Boy, that's too bad
about his mom, huh?
Ah, looks like somebody
got a Valentine.
Oh, you mean this.
Your mom gave it to me.
- It was nice of her,
- wasn't it?
- And what did
- you get her?
Nothing.
Hmm...
Interesting.
What do you mean?
Think she'll be upset
if I don't get her something?
I don't know.
What do you think, ray?
Nah, probably not.
Of course, she did
choose to write "love."
Why, ray?
Well, obviously,
she's trying
to express a normal,
healthy, platonic affection
- from one family member
- to another.
But there's no reason
to make a big deal
out of this.
Thank you, doctor.
I-I mean, Tia.
Yeah, y-you're right.
Uh, no big deal.
I'll get her a card, okay?
A card, huh?
Hmm... interesting.
Okay. I'll get her
a box of candy, too.
Well, if you think
that's a good idea.
Of course it's a good idea.
You ever seen Lisa
in striking distance
of a Whitman's sampler?
Hi, tamera.
Marcia told me
what happened.
I hate Shawn, I hate boys
and I hate men.
- What poster
- is that?
Boyz ii men.
Tamera, it's not healthy
sitting here hating Shawn.
Yeah, you're right.
I hate Rhonda.
Why does that girl
have it in for you?
I don't know.
- I mean, ever since
- we were kids
She always had to take away
everything that was mine.
Hmm... interesting.
When I tried out
- for Rudolph the
- red-nosed reindeer
- In the Christmas
- play, she did, too.
She got to be in the front,
and I was the rear end.
She got to click on this
really cool red flashlight
and I got to be whipped
by the fat kid playing Santa.
Oh, and once I wrote this
really great history paper
and she copied it.
She got a "d+" because of me.
You know what?
- This sounds a lot
- like chapter 16
In my psychology book.
What's that?
"Compulsive behavior."
Rhonda's insecurity
makes her envious of you
and as a result,
her inner child is compelled
to take away
anything you have.
Look, it's obvious Rhonda
really doesn't want Shawn.
She only wanted him
because you had him.
What if tomorrow
you were to tell Rhonda
you got another date
to the dance
and really rub
her nose in it?
Yeah, so?
Well, Rhonda would be compelled
to take that guy away from you.
Yeah.
Which would then
leave me with Shawn.
And leave Rhonda
stuck with some zero.
- Yeah, but who
- could we get?
Hi, girls.
Happy Valentine's day.
Go get
her, girl.
So, tamera, who's
the Valentine for?
Oh, Rhonda!
I want to thank you
for taking Shawn off my hands.
Excuse me?
Well, you see, if I was
still stuck with him
I wouldn't have discovered
the hottest, the hunkiest,
the flyest guy in school.
And who's that?
Roger Evans.
No, I'm serious.
Well, so am I.
- Now you have fun with
- what's-his-name tonight, okay?
Wait a minute.
Roger Evans?
The Barney whose mother
drives him around on dates?
That Barney happens
to be incredible
once you get to know him.
And his mom knows
some great new clubs.
And you're going
- to the Valentine's
- dance with him.
Well, all I can do is ask Roger
if he'll go out with me
- and pray some
- other girl
- Hasn't already
- snapped him up.
That's why I bought him
this candy and card.
I just hope Roger can see me
as more than just a friend.
In fact, that's what
I'm going to write
in his Valentine.
"Oh, please, Roger,
darling..."
"I'm begging
you, tell me.
"What can I do
to make you go
- with me to
- the dance?"
- You just did,
- sweet thing.
Oh, hi, Roger. Great.
Now, don't you dare
try and do what I think
you're going to do, Rhonda.
And what's that?
You know,
steal my new...
Boyfriend away from me.
What are you talking about?
Oh, come on, come on,
this isn't funny.
You're compelled
to steal Roger from me.
Roger?
- You're kidding,
- right?
Pass.
What?
Shawn, I want you
to walk me to lunch...
And then buy it.
And stand up straight.
Sure.
Wait, w-wait, Rhonda.
I swear, Roger's really
fresh, sexy and exciting!
Hey, please,
you're embarrassing me.
Shut up.
Tia!
Tia!
Tia!
Tia-a-a-a!
Hi, ma.
Mmm. Tia, Tia, look at this.
Ray bought me
a box of candy.
Oh, that's nice.
Nice?
Look what he wrote.
"Love, ray."
- What? You wrote
- him a card
That said "love, Lisa."
Yeah, but this
is candy
in a heart-shaped box.
Well, it was
a box of candy.
Mom, it's Valentine's day.
Mmm. Trust me, Tia,
I know the signs.
No, no, no,
no! He's not.
Oh, you're in denial.
I think you're reading
way too much into this.
You started this.
"Hmm. Interesting."
- Yeah, but
- maybe I'm in
Over my head a little.
- What are you
- talking about?
Tia, you had half a semester
of high school psychology.
Now, come on,
I need answers.
Mom, I can't help you.
Your psychosis is developing
faster than my course is.
I think you may be
an advanced head case.
Really?
Hey, wait a minute, Tia!
Well, I can't...
I just can't
break his heart now.
I got to let him down easy.
Oh, hi, Lisa.
Oh, hi, ray.
I got your candy.
I got your card.
Oh, good.
And I want you to know
- that I'm very
- flattered, ray.
- It was very,
- very sweet of you.
You are a kind
and decent man
and I think the
world of you.
Wow. Good thing I didn't
spring for the good box.
Oh, come on.
Are you going to spend
the rest of your life
- running scared
- of Rhonda coley?
Don't be a victim.
Stand up to her.
Tia, what am I supposed to do?
Steal Shawn back?
Yes! Fight fire with fire.
You've seen Melrose place.
Tia...
You're not suggesting it
might be time for the...
Red dress?
Exactly. She's going out
with your boyfriend.
Yeah, I know, but...
Tamera...
She got to click on
Rudolph's red nose
while you got whipped
by some fat kid.
- Stand back!
- I'm wearing heels!
Attagirl. And remember,
if you want to beat Rhonda
at her own game,
it takes more than looks.
It takes... attitude.
Attitude.
Right. And you
don't ask Shawn
if he wants to dance.
You tell him he's gonna dance.
Huh. you! Dance!
He should be happy
that he's lucky enough
to be dancing with you.
You! be happy.
And if you
want something
you tell him to go
get it for you.
You! get my purse.
Perfect!
No, Tia, get my purse.
Oh. Sorry.
Hi, mom. What's wrong?
Oh, Tia,
you were wrong about ray.
He is in love with me.
- He asked me out to dinner
- so we could talk.
He's going to make
his move tonight.
Mom, you're projecting.
Oh. I got to change
out of this wonderbra.
Hi, Lisa.
Hi, ray.
Ooh, poor man.
I better try
not to look too sexy.
This may take some time.
Uh, listen, Lisa,
truth is
I'm glad we have
this chance to talk.
Oh?
Yes. I have something
I have to tell you.
Oh, ray...
N-No, no, uh...
It's about us, our relationship.
Oh, ray, please don't say it.
I have to say it, Lisa.
- If I don't talk about
- what's happened between us
I'm, I'm just going to explode.
But, ray, i-i...
- Lisa, I know
- how you feel about me
And I have to tell you
how I feel about you
- so I'm going to come
- right out and say it. Lisa...
I don't love you!
I'm sorry. Did you say "don't"?
Yes, I did.
Oh, ray, you must
be devastated.
Oh, here. Let me hold
your steak knife for now.
You have made me
the happiest man on earth!
I don't love you either!
I brought you to dinner
to tell you that.
Really? You don't love me?
Oh. Well, here you go.
Thank you.
I have no interest
in you whatsoever.
- Oh... you really
- mean that?
- 'Cause when you
- gave me that candy
- And you wrote "love"
- on that card...
No. Most of the time,
I don't even like you very much.
Oh..!
- You're not
- just saying that?
Oh, no, no.
- You're pushy,
- you're loud
- And we have
- nothing in common
And you feel
the same way about me.
Oh, ray, there's so much
I can't stand about you
- I don't know
- where to start.
I am so relieved.
Oh, what
a magical night, huh?
Ooh, I know.
I feel the same way.
Ooh, a toast. Yes.
Happy Valentine's day.
Shawn, I need
to make a phone call.
Let's go.
What do you need me for?
You expect me to dial
with these nails?
Oh. Right.
Steve. Food. Now.
Food. Sure!
Hey, it works.
Hi, marcia.
- Hi, Tia.
- Hi, Ernie.
Check it out.
- I just snapped
- my fingers
And Steve went to go get me
a plate of food.
Steve.
What?
Oh, you want some, too?
Well, duh!
- Bring me back
- some pickles
When you go, okay?
So, do you want
to dance, tamera?
In a minute, Roger.
We just got here.
- I know,
- but it's 15 degrees
And I don't know how long
my mom can sit out there.
- Tamera, that dress
- is the bomb!
Yeah, I know.
Hang this up.
- She's talking
- to me, man.
- She's talking
- to me.
- Let go
- of that coat!
Now, go get me a drink.
Well, tamera,
I didn't think
you'd have the
guts to show up.
Step off, Rhonda.
I'm looking for Shawn.
If you're looking for Shawn,
you're looking for trouble.
If you're looking for trouble,
you found it.
Make your move.
Tamera...
You look great.
So, how's your mother?
- She's just...
- She's fine.
I thought she was sick.
- Oh, yeah,
- but other than that
She's just fine.
So, uh, I sure hope
- you can dance
- in that dress.
Are you asking?
- Shawn, I stopped
- having fun.
Get my coat.
Right, Rhonda.
Nice try, tamera.
Next time, don't put
on a pair of red pumps
unless you know
how to use them.
Here's your coat,
Rhonda.
Good. Let's go.
Hey, Shawn
how about that
pistons/bulls game last night?
Yes! Double overtime!
It was incredible!
Can you believe that 360 move
- that Grant hill
- put on scottie pippen?
Shawn, I said I was ready to go.
Who's stopping you?
You're kicking me to the curb?
Indubitably.
All right, tamera,
this round is yours
- but you haven't
- seen the last of me.
If I weren't running
for homecoming queen
I'd wipe the floor with you.
You. drive me home.
This guy bothering
you, tamera?
And who are you?
I'm her date.
- Well, there's a little change
- in plans.
- What, she doesn't want
- any punch?
'Cause my mom's got a thermos
of hot cocoa in the car.
- No, no, no, see,
- tamera and I were talking
And I want to dance.
I don't want to dance with you.
Why don't you explain it to him?
Why don't you
get lost?
Okay.
No, no, no.
Not you, Roger.
You.
Now, go home
and check on your mom.
- And can you check
- on mine, too?
She's the one shivering in
the blue town and country.
Look, Roger
I'm sorry.
I just used you
to get back at Rhonda.
I'm just as bad
as she is.
Don't tease me.
Ah. Thank you.
Oh! How was the party?
I had a great time.
- Tamera and I
- broke up with Shawn.
- How was your
- evening?
Oh, it was wonderful.
- Ray and I had a
- great conversation
And realized we both
had a lot in common.
- We both don't
- love each other.
Ah, it's obvious
they're in love.
Tia, where's
your psychology book?
- Why? Are you getting
- interested in psychology?
No. I want to hit you
over the head with it.
Hmm. Interesting.