Sister, Sister (1994–1999): Season 3, Episode 10 - Thanksgiving in Hawaii: Part 2 - full transcript
Ray and Lisa settle their differences just as the twins are discovered drifting out to sea.
We're going to Hawaii!
Well... aloha then.
- Tamera and Tia:
- Last time on sister sister.
- Tamera, you told Roger
- we were going to Hawaii, right?
- -Yeah. I had Tia call him.
- -Oh, good.
- Tia, you told Roger
- we were leaving for Hawaii?
Oh yeah, mom told him.
Good.
- Ma, you told Roger
- we were going to Hawaii, right?
- -Ray called him.
- -Good.
Say, ray, you told Roger
you were coming with us
to Hawaii, right?
Yeah, it's all taken care of.
I think something
is terribly wrong.
- Where did you get that
- piece of sacred lava?
You've disturbed
the evil spirits.
That's mukka mukka taboo!
If you don't put that rock back
exactly where you found it
you'll have unlimited bad luck.
Oh, don't believe that hooey.
Is this the li'i li'i..?
Lisa!
Terrence!
Ray.
Tonya?
Gosh. This is pretty weird.
Mom's ex-boyfriend
- and your dad's ex-girlfriend
- showing up?
We're not in Hawaii.
We're in the middle
of Melrose place.
Let them fight it out.
We got to start having that fun
our friends at home
are jealous about us having.
- Okay. So what are we
- going to do?
Easy. Get up early,
go to the beach
and cruise around
with Barney and Baldwin.
- What are you doing here,
- smitty?
They're out of town,
so I'm bedding down
in the backyard.
You're welcome to stay with me.
Just for the day,
then I'm moving on.
Hey, it's Thanksgiving.
If Mr. Campbell were here
he'd say, "my door
is always open."
Great!
Hey, art, Howard, come on in!
Hey, Krystal.
Hi, Tiffany.
You righteous babes surf?
No but we can learn.
You righteous babes ready?
Yeah, sure.
- We're the righteous babes
- he's talking to.
Yeah. We're ready.
Willing and able.
All right!
Let's go.
They totally shined us on.
We simply have to get them
to pay attention to us.
How?
- You know, tamera,
- this is really stupid...
Pretending we're stranded
so some guys
can come rescue us?
Tamera, are you crazy?!
How will we get back?
- When Barney and Baldwin
- save us.
Help!
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Well, we've passed
the three-hour Mark.
Having a good
Thanksgiving, Tia?
- Except for the fact
- that I'm starving
And we only have...
Three m&Ms left.
Three m&Ms?
Tia, nobody can eat
just three m&Ms.
You got to gobble down
the whole bag.
I'm sorry. It's all I have.
Here.
- There's an "m" and a half
- for you
And an "m" and a half for me.
Thanks.
Tamera, it might help
if you eat them slowly.
- Just imagine that
- it's a really great meal.
Mmm...
- Tia, you know
- what I'm imagining?
A great, big, juicy
double rocket burger...
Loaded with the works.
Mmm...
Oh, and some skinny fries.
Mmm...
Shut up!
You know it's silly for us
to fight and carry on
like we have been.
After all, we're friends.
- Yeah! We're stuck here
- together.
- So, we might as well
- make the best of it.
You're right.
Ray, you always make
so much sense.
Why is it he's the only one
making all the sense?
- She didn't mean anything
- by it, Terrence.
Oh, talk about your tag teams.
- Will you get it
- through your head
- There's nothing going on
- between Tonya and me.
It's over, in fact,
I came here
to forget about her.
- I can vouch for that.
- Now, the man was a wreck.
You were, ray?
I'm so sorry.
Oh, it's okay.
These things happen.
Hey, hey, hey!
Relax!
The man is hurting.
- Terrence wouldn't
- understand that.
When I broke up with him
- he went out
- and got two other chicks.
Not one, but two! Two!
All right, all right.
That was true, Lisa, but...
I was devastated, you know?
I was just trying
to hide my pain.
Really?
Oh, Terrence.
I get it!
You're trying to make me
feel sorry for ray
so you can flirt with Terrence.
Will you get a grip!
You are one paranoid woman.
Now, that's kind
of harsh, Lisa.
Thank you, ray.
You're so tender.
- Oh, ray, are you trying
- to show me up?
- Because I can be
- tender, too, you know.
Here we go again.
Why is it every time
I start talking
you say, "here we go again"?
Oh, here we go again.
We're back to square one.
- Look, let's not get along,
- okay?
But let's try and make this
a pleasant time for the girls.
Especially to Tia.
You know how important
this is to her
let me go wake them up.
That's a good idea.
- I'll take them down
- to the beach
- Teach them how to sail
- or something.
Oh, they're gone!
Your incessant arguing
has chased them off.
How do you know it was that?
They left a note...
- "your incessant arguing
- has chased us off."
See? You see what
you guys have done.
What do you mean, "you guys"?
Here we go again.
- Here we go again
- with the "here we go again."
Look, hold it, let's go
find the girls and apologize
- and, Lisa, get rid
- of that rock.
Ooh, later for that rock.
What's the matter?
My life passed before my eyes.
- Wait a minute,
- that was your life.
I never flunked a class
or had an idea
as dumb as this one.
This could be worse.
How? Name one thing
that can be worse
than being stranded
in the pacific ocean
with having nothing
to eat or drink.
- I could be home having
- Thanksgiving dinner with Roger.
Okay, you're right.
That's worse.
No, I was wrong.
This is even worse than Roger.
Get away.
Hey, good morning, sleepyhead
and happy Thanksgiving.
Wow, smitty,
what are you doing?
Earning my keep, young bones
by cooking up
this sumptuous repast.
- Hey, I thought we were going
- to have sumptuous Turkey.
"Repast" means meal, you clod.
Wow, the closest
I thought I'd come
to a Thanksgiving dinner
was some Turkey jerky.
Kick back and relax,
young-timer.
It'll be a while.
- Okay. Hey... The twilight zone
- marathon is on.
Before you go in there,
things ain't as bad
as it looks.
Did you guys break something?
- 'Cause if you did,
- I'm going to be in big trouble.
Hey...
Where's the TV?
Hey, where's everything?
Look at it this way, kid.
At least nothing's broken.
Man, this is terrible.
This was Mr. Campbell's stuff.
- And I'm missing
- the twilight zone marathon.
- The thing is, when we woke up,
- everything was gone.
We didn't hear a thing.
They must have been
some very quiet burglars.
And thoughtful.
- They must have lifted me
- off the couch
While I was sleeping
and put me on the floor.
- Maybe it was one
- of those space alien jobs.
- Will you shut up
- and take your medication?
- Should I call the police
- or the air force?
You better think through
calling the authorities,
short stuff.
- I mean, how will you explain
- your presence here?
Staying here in this house
all by yourself
while the owner's on vacation?
More importantly and how will
you explain our presence here?
Yeah, what will
I tell Mr. Campbell?
- For all I know,
- that furniture was hair looms.
- We'll scour the neighborhood
- and look for it.
- First, we got a Turkey to
- baste.
Wow, who needs to watch
the twilight zone?
I'm in it.
Tia, remember last spring
when we bought
those identical pair
of doc marten boots
- and your left one
- had a hole in it?
Well... I switched
mine with yours.
You did?
Yeah.
And remember that day
you were absent from school?
You won the student
of the year award
and I accepted it.
Well, then, where's my trophy?
I traded it in
for a combo plate
at senor taco.
Tamera, how could you?
It came with a little,
musical sombrero.
Oh, one more thing.
Tommy roseboro
asked me to ask you
if you can go with him
to the reindeer rave
with him next month.
Well, I talked him
into asking me.
- Well, seeing as how
- we may not make it
To the reindeer rave,
I guess I can't be too mad.
Oh, thanks, sis.
Now it's your turn.
- I don't have anything
- to confess.
Nothing at all?
No.
Well, I guess I'll continue.
Remember your hamster Leslie?
I don't see them.
They probably ran away.
I wouldn't blame them.
I blame myself.
- If it makes you feel better,
- I blame yourself too.
I was just being polite.
Guys, let's just find them.
Why don't we split up.
Yeah, Tonya and I
will go this way.
- I'll meet you back here
- in 15 minutes.
There, right there!
- Look, have you seen
- a couple of twin girls?
- Uh, maybe, what'd
- they look like?
Well... like each other.
Oh, you probably mean
Tia and tamera.
- Yeah, they're really cool
- and friendly.
What do you mean, friendly?
Well, they waved to us
from their boat.
They rented a boat?
Can you describe it?
Uh, yeah, it was awesome.
Could you be more specific?
It was totally awesome.
Listen, beevis,
if you don't give me
some answers right now
I'll shake that tan off you.
- We waved back till
- we couldn't see them anymore.
- They must be some
- pretty awesome sailor chicks.
Maybe they were stranded
and waving for help.
Oh, it's possible, bro.
Waving 'cause
you're about to die
and waving to say hello
kind of look similar
from a distance.
We got to rent a boat
and find them.
Ray, can you sail?
Can I sail!
We better get a motorboat.
- Tamera, we can't seem
- to get closer to shore.
I mean, the current
keeps pulling us back.
- We're going to have
- to swim for it.
Are you crazy?
In shark-infested waters
hundreds of feet deep?
Hey!
It's only two feet deep.
Maybe we should walk for it.
Oh, we made it.
We made it.
- I have no idea
- where we made it to
But we made it.
I'd kiss the ground
if people didn't walk on it
with their dirty feet.
Oh, gosh.
So, Tommy roseboro
was going to ask me
- to the dance,
- but you stole him.
Now, now, Tia,
that confession was made
in the heat of dying.
- It's no fair throwing it
- in a person's face
- If they have
- the bad luck to survive.
All right, but you owe me
a left doc marten
a hamster and a combo plate
- and I want
- that musical sombrero.
Not yet.
- There's still a chance
- we could starve to death.
That's not funny.
Oh...
Oh, nothing for miles.
This is crazy.
How far could they have gone?
This is a pretty big ocean...
64,000 square miles.
Thank you, ferdinand Magellan.
Hey, look, there's their boat!
How do you know?
Gus only has two boats.
This is Gus one,
and that's Gus two.
See, it says it on the side.
Oh, my god, it's their boat.
- Don't panic.
- They probably swam to shore.
- Look, let's head
- for this shore.
- Let me get it started.
- I got to pull it.
Stand back. Ready?
- Lisa, did you put
- that rock back?
Oops.
Hello?
Hey, where is everybody?
Maybe they went to lie
on the beach and argue.
- No, they're probably
- frantically looking for us.
- Maybe we should go
- and try to find them.
- Sooner or later
- they'll give us up for dead
And come back here.
- We better do something
- to chill them out.
- When they find we're alive,
- they'll be wiggin'.
Man, if only we were dead,
we'd be home free.
Hey, I got it.
- Let's cook up
- a Thanksgiving dinner.
- I mean, there's got
- to be some stuff here to fix.
Will you give up on that?
I'm exhausted.
- Why don't we just go to
- a restaurant or something?
Oh, there you two are, huh?
So, Gus, where are our parents?
- They're out in a boat
- looking for you.
Oh, they're going to be mad.
- I could go out
- and flag them down.
The ocean can be a mean
mistress if she wants to be.
- Well, don't
- just stand there, Tia.
- Find something edible
- and stuff it.
All right.
- Hey, look,
- there's some people on shore.
Maybe they can help us.
Maybe it's Tia and tamera.
Excuse me, guys.
Not now, Gus.
Help!
Hey, what are you doing here?
I thought you might
like a pu-pu platter.
How are you floating like that?
Well, the native Hawaiians
have a saying
for this particular phenomenon.
It's elua kapua'i
wale no ka hohonu ke Kai.
What does that mean?
- That means the water's
- only two feet deep here.
Two feet deep!
I guess you didn't know that.
A mainlander mistake.
- We've got to save
- our poor little girls.
Don't worry.
They're safe back at the condo.
What?! We've got to strangle
our poor little girls.
I guess you're pretty upset
about all this stuff
being missing, huh, kid?
Yeah, probably ruins
your Thanksgiving.
Well, now you know
how all the have-nots live.
Why do you two dimwits
want to taunt the boy?
It's okay, smitty.
I can take it.
I know what they mean.
With all the stuff
being missing
it doesn't ruin Thanksgiving.
It doesn't?
- No, but when Mr. Campbell
- finds out
- It's going to ruin
- his Christmas and new year's.
- I guess
- I'm really in big trouble.
Tough break, kid.
- Yeah. So what if Mr. Campbell's
- going to strangle me?
- At least I've got a roof
- over my head and a family.
My family gets on my nerves,
but at least I've got one.
Yeah, and at least for today,
we've got a family too.
- You know, before you guys
- got here
I expected to be all alone
but I've got you guys with me.
- This is a really great
- Thanksgiving.
In fact...
Don't say it, kid.
- This is about the best
- Thanksgiving ever.
Doggone it!
- I knew you were
- going to say that.
- I knew he was going
- to say that.
He...
He talked me into it.
No, it was both of our ideas.
No, you had the idea first.
I just went along with it.
Why don't we skip to the end?
We stole the stuff.
- You mean,
- it wasn't space aliens?
You really believed that?
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Why would life-forms
of superior intelligence
want a TV?
I'm embarrassed.
The boy graciously opens up
another man's house to us
and this is how you treat him?
- Can you idiots
- get this stuff back?
Yeah, it's parked on a stolen
truck down the street
unless somebody stole it.
If you guys bring it back
we could pretend
this never happened.
- I'd take the boy up
- on that offer.
Right away.
You know, this really
is the best Thanksgiving ever.
This looks wonderful.
- You know, tamera,
- this is gonna be
A really nice traditional
Thanksgiving dinner.
Even if the main dish
isn't a big Turkey
but a stack of spam?
Hey, it's the spirit
that counts.
It better.
Our babies!
Oh, thank god you're safe.
You're a sight for sore eyes.
Yeah, let's eat.
Ooh, look at this
beautiful meal.
We should be mad with you
but I want a drumstick.
Good luck.
- Let's forget everything
- that happened.
It's Thanksgiving.
Yes. Saved
by a national holiday.
Come on, Tonya, Terrence.
There's cheese-nips
and coconut syrup
for everybody.
Ooh, cheese-nips.
- What, you didn't have enough
- of those pu-pus?
Well, you guys just have
a mellikahana Thanksgiving.
That means a nice one.
- And I'll just go out
- into the driving rain.
Gus, don't go. Join us.
Well, thank you very much.
It's been years since
I've had a mainland
Thanksgiving
with my family back
at Perth amboy.
- Gus, as our guest
- would you mind
- Slicing the first piece
- of spam?
Oh, I wonder...
Am I worthy of such an honor?
- Not really, but slice it, Gus.
- We're starving.
- You know, in spite
- of everything that's happened
- This is just the kind
- of Thanksgiving
I've been dreaming of
- surrounded by family
- and friends.
Oh, and a condo manager.
- Yeah, and who said that stupid
- rock was bad luck anyway?
Lisa, I'm sorry I made
such a big deal
about that dumb rock.
Don't worry about it.
- After all, it was
- just a silly superstition.
Tsunami!
Oh, oh.
- The first thing I'm going to do - is put
that stanky rock - Right back where I found it.
- No, the first thing
- you're going to do
Is turn the rental car
right side up.
Oh!
Well, I got up this morning
and I put that rock back
exactly where I found it.
Good. Things should go
smoothly from now on.
Well, guys, I guess
this is the big aloha, huh?
Thanks for everything, Gus.
- If you're ever in Detroit,
- feel free to look us up.
- Oh, ray, I hope that's
- not an empty gesture, you see
Because I usually
spend my vacations
just down the road there
in Cincinnati.
Oh, ray, thank you.
Hoo! What an adventure.
I think we have enough stories
- to keep our friends entertained
- till at least springtime.
It will be good getting home.
- The sooner I get off
- this plane the better.
- Lisa, you're not still afraid
- of flying, huh?
Exactly how many flights
did you guys go on?
What difference does that make?
It makes a lot of difference.
Three.
Three?
- Are you trying
- to start something?
- -Here we go again.
- -Here we go again.
Hey, buddy, look what
I'm bringing back
to the missus from Hawaii...
A real authentic lava rock.
Hey, guys, how was your trip?
Roger, don't tell me...
You've been staying here
all by yourself?
Yeah.
Oh, Roger, honey,
we're so sorry.
- Nothing better be missing
- from my room.
Don't worry. Everything's fine.
It was real quiet.
Well, here's the last
of it, kid.
Well, I better get going.
Roger!
Well... aloha then.
- Tamera and Tia:
- Last time on sister sister.
- Tamera, you told Roger
- we were going to Hawaii, right?
- -Yeah. I had Tia call him.
- -Oh, good.
- Tia, you told Roger
- we were leaving for Hawaii?
Oh yeah, mom told him.
Good.
- Ma, you told Roger
- we were going to Hawaii, right?
- -Ray called him.
- -Good.
Say, ray, you told Roger
you were coming with us
to Hawaii, right?
Yeah, it's all taken care of.
I think something
is terribly wrong.
- Where did you get that
- piece of sacred lava?
You've disturbed
the evil spirits.
That's mukka mukka taboo!
If you don't put that rock back
exactly where you found it
you'll have unlimited bad luck.
Oh, don't believe that hooey.
Is this the li'i li'i..?
Lisa!
Terrence!
Ray.
Tonya?
Gosh. This is pretty weird.
Mom's ex-boyfriend
- and your dad's ex-girlfriend
- showing up?
We're not in Hawaii.
We're in the middle
of Melrose place.
Let them fight it out.
We got to start having that fun
our friends at home
are jealous about us having.
- Okay. So what are we
- going to do?
Easy. Get up early,
go to the beach
and cruise around
with Barney and Baldwin.
- What are you doing here,
- smitty?
They're out of town,
so I'm bedding down
in the backyard.
You're welcome to stay with me.
Just for the day,
then I'm moving on.
Hey, it's Thanksgiving.
If Mr. Campbell were here
he'd say, "my door
is always open."
Great!
Hey, art, Howard, come on in!
Hey, Krystal.
Hi, Tiffany.
You righteous babes surf?
No but we can learn.
You righteous babes ready?
Yeah, sure.
- We're the righteous babes
- he's talking to.
Yeah. We're ready.
Willing and able.
All right!
Let's go.
They totally shined us on.
We simply have to get them
to pay attention to us.
How?
- You know, tamera,
- this is really stupid...
Pretending we're stranded
so some guys
can come rescue us?
Tamera, are you crazy?!
How will we get back?
- When Barney and Baldwin
- save us.
Help!
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Well, we've passed
the three-hour Mark.
Having a good
Thanksgiving, Tia?
- Except for the fact
- that I'm starving
And we only have...
Three m&Ms left.
Three m&Ms?
Tia, nobody can eat
just three m&Ms.
You got to gobble down
the whole bag.
I'm sorry. It's all I have.
Here.
- There's an "m" and a half
- for you
And an "m" and a half for me.
Thanks.
Tamera, it might help
if you eat them slowly.
- Just imagine that
- it's a really great meal.
Mmm...
- Tia, you know
- what I'm imagining?
A great, big, juicy
double rocket burger...
Loaded with the works.
Mmm...
Oh, and some skinny fries.
Mmm...
Shut up!
You know it's silly for us
to fight and carry on
like we have been.
After all, we're friends.
- Yeah! We're stuck here
- together.
- So, we might as well
- make the best of it.
You're right.
Ray, you always make
so much sense.
Why is it he's the only one
making all the sense?
- She didn't mean anything
- by it, Terrence.
Oh, talk about your tag teams.
- Will you get it
- through your head
- There's nothing going on
- between Tonya and me.
It's over, in fact,
I came here
to forget about her.
- I can vouch for that.
- Now, the man was a wreck.
You were, ray?
I'm so sorry.
Oh, it's okay.
These things happen.
Hey, hey, hey!
Relax!
The man is hurting.
- Terrence wouldn't
- understand that.
When I broke up with him
- he went out
- and got two other chicks.
Not one, but two! Two!
All right, all right.
That was true, Lisa, but...
I was devastated, you know?
I was just trying
to hide my pain.
Really?
Oh, Terrence.
I get it!
You're trying to make me
feel sorry for ray
so you can flirt with Terrence.
Will you get a grip!
You are one paranoid woman.
Now, that's kind
of harsh, Lisa.
Thank you, ray.
You're so tender.
- Oh, ray, are you trying
- to show me up?
- Because I can be
- tender, too, you know.
Here we go again.
Why is it every time
I start talking
you say, "here we go again"?
Oh, here we go again.
We're back to square one.
- Look, let's not get along,
- okay?
But let's try and make this
a pleasant time for the girls.
Especially to Tia.
You know how important
this is to her
let me go wake them up.
That's a good idea.
- I'll take them down
- to the beach
- Teach them how to sail
- or something.
Oh, they're gone!
Your incessant arguing
has chased them off.
How do you know it was that?
They left a note...
- "your incessant arguing
- has chased us off."
See? You see what
you guys have done.
What do you mean, "you guys"?
Here we go again.
- Here we go again
- with the "here we go again."
Look, hold it, let's go
find the girls and apologize
- and, Lisa, get rid
- of that rock.
Ooh, later for that rock.
What's the matter?
My life passed before my eyes.
- Wait a minute,
- that was your life.
I never flunked a class
or had an idea
as dumb as this one.
This could be worse.
How? Name one thing
that can be worse
than being stranded
in the pacific ocean
with having nothing
to eat or drink.
- I could be home having
- Thanksgiving dinner with Roger.
Okay, you're right.
That's worse.
No, I was wrong.
This is even worse than Roger.
Get away.
Hey, good morning, sleepyhead
and happy Thanksgiving.
Wow, smitty,
what are you doing?
Earning my keep, young bones
by cooking up
this sumptuous repast.
- Hey, I thought we were going
- to have sumptuous Turkey.
"Repast" means meal, you clod.
Wow, the closest
I thought I'd come
to a Thanksgiving dinner
was some Turkey jerky.
Kick back and relax,
young-timer.
It'll be a while.
- Okay. Hey... The twilight zone
- marathon is on.
Before you go in there,
things ain't as bad
as it looks.
Did you guys break something?
- 'Cause if you did,
- I'm going to be in big trouble.
Hey...
Where's the TV?
Hey, where's everything?
Look at it this way, kid.
At least nothing's broken.
Man, this is terrible.
This was Mr. Campbell's stuff.
- And I'm missing
- the twilight zone marathon.
- The thing is, when we woke up,
- everything was gone.
We didn't hear a thing.
They must have been
some very quiet burglars.
And thoughtful.
- They must have lifted me
- off the couch
While I was sleeping
and put me on the floor.
- Maybe it was one
- of those space alien jobs.
- Will you shut up
- and take your medication?
- Should I call the police
- or the air force?
You better think through
calling the authorities,
short stuff.
- I mean, how will you explain
- your presence here?
Staying here in this house
all by yourself
while the owner's on vacation?
More importantly and how will
you explain our presence here?
Yeah, what will
I tell Mr. Campbell?
- For all I know,
- that furniture was hair looms.
- We'll scour the neighborhood
- and look for it.
- First, we got a Turkey to
- baste.
Wow, who needs to watch
the twilight zone?
I'm in it.
Tia, remember last spring
when we bought
those identical pair
of doc marten boots
- and your left one
- had a hole in it?
Well... I switched
mine with yours.
You did?
Yeah.
And remember that day
you were absent from school?
You won the student
of the year award
and I accepted it.
Well, then, where's my trophy?
I traded it in
for a combo plate
at senor taco.
Tamera, how could you?
It came with a little,
musical sombrero.
Oh, one more thing.
Tommy roseboro
asked me to ask you
if you can go with him
to the reindeer rave
with him next month.
Well, I talked him
into asking me.
- Well, seeing as how
- we may not make it
To the reindeer rave,
I guess I can't be too mad.
Oh, thanks, sis.
Now it's your turn.
- I don't have anything
- to confess.
Nothing at all?
No.
Well, I guess I'll continue.
Remember your hamster Leslie?
I don't see them.
They probably ran away.
I wouldn't blame them.
I blame myself.
- If it makes you feel better,
- I blame yourself too.
I was just being polite.
Guys, let's just find them.
Why don't we split up.
Yeah, Tonya and I
will go this way.
- I'll meet you back here
- in 15 minutes.
There, right there!
- Look, have you seen
- a couple of twin girls?
- Uh, maybe, what'd
- they look like?
Well... like each other.
Oh, you probably mean
Tia and tamera.
- Yeah, they're really cool
- and friendly.
What do you mean, friendly?
Well, they waved to us
from their boat.
They rented a boat?
Can you describe it?
Uh, yeah, it was awesome.
Could you be more specific?
It was totally awesome.
Listen, beevis,
if you don't give me
some answers right now
I'll shake that tan off you.
- We waved back till
- we couldn't see them anymore.
- They must be some
- pretty awesome sailor chicks.
Maybe they were stranded
and waving for help.
Oh, it's possible, bro.
Waving 'cause
you're about to die
and waving to say hello
kind of look similar
from a distance.
We got to rent a boat
and find them.
Ray, can you sail?
Can I sail!
We better get a motorboat.
- Tamera, we can't seem
- to get closer to shore.
I mean, the current
keeps pulling us back.
- We're going to have
- to swim for it.
Are you crazy?
In shark-infested waters
hundreds of feet deep?
Hey!
It's only two feet deep.
Maybe we should walk for it.
Oh, we made it.
We made it.
- I have no idea
- where we made it to
But we made it.
I'd kiss the ground
if people didn't walk on it
with their dirty feet.
Oh, gosh.
So, Tommy roseboro
was going to ask me
- to the dance,
- but you stole him.
Now, now, Tia,
that confession was made
in the heat of dying.
- It's no fair throwing it
- in a person's face
- If they have
- the bad luck to survive.
All right, but you owe me
a left doc marten
a hamster and a combo plate
- and I want
- that musical sombrero.
Not yet.
- There's still a chance
- we could starve to death.
That's not funny.
Oh...
Oh, nothing for miles.
This is crazy.
How far could they have gone?
This is a pretty big ocean...
64,000 square miles.
Thank you, ferdinand Magellan.
Hey, look, there's their boat!
How do you know?
Gus only has two boats.
This is Gus one,
and that's Gus two.
See, it says it on the side.
Oh, my god, it's their boat.
- Don't panic.
- They probably swam to shore.
- Look, let's head
- for this shore.
- Let me get it started.
- I got to pull it.
Stand back. Ready?
- Lisa, did you put
- that rock back?
Oops.
Hello?
Hey, where is everybody?
Maybe they went to lie
on the beach and argue.
- No, they're probably
- frantically looking for us.
- Maybe we should go
- and try to find them.
- Sooner or later
- they'll give us up for dead
And come back here.
- We better do something
- to chill them out.
- When they find we're alive,
- they'll be wiggin'.
Man, if only we were dead,
we'd be home free.
Hey, I got it.
- Let's cook up
- a Thanksgiving dinner.
- I mean, there's got
- to be some stuff here to fix.
Will you give up on that?
I'm exhausted.
- Why don't we just go to
- a restaurant or something?
Oh, there you two are, huh?
So, Gus, where are our parents?
- They're out in a boat
- looking for you.
Oh, they're going to be mad.
- I could go out
- and flag them down.
The ocean can be a mean
mistress if she wants to be.
- Well, don't
- just stand there, Tia.
- Find something edible
- and stuff it.
All right.
- Hey, look,
- there's some people on shore.
Maybe they can help us.
Maybe it's Tia and tamera.
Excuse me, guys.
Not now, Gus.
Help!
Hey, what are you doing here?
I thought you might
like a pu-pu platter.
How are you floating like that?
Well, the native Hawaiians
have a saying
for this particular phenomenon.
It's elua kapua'i
wale no ka hohonu ke Kai.
What does that mean?
- That means the water's
- only two feet deep here.
Two feet deep!
I guess you didn't know that.
A mainlander mistake.
- We've got to save
- our poor little girls.
Don't worry.
They're safe back at the condo.
What?! We've got to strangle
our poor little girls.
I guess you're pretty upset
about all this stuff
being missing, huh, kid?
Yeah, probably ruins
your Thanksgiving.
Well, now you know
how all the have-nots live.
Why do you two dimwits
want to taunt the boy?
It's okay, smitty.
I can take it.
I know what they mean.
With all the stuff
being missing
it doesn't ruin Thanksgiving.
It doesn't?
- No, but when Mr. Campbell
- finds out
- It's going to ruin
- his Christmas and new year's.
- I guess
- I'm really in big trouble.
Tough break, kid.
- Yeah. So what if Mr. Campbell's
- going to strangle me?
- At least I've got a roof
- over my head and a family.
My family gets on my nerves,
but at least I've got one.
Yeah, and at least for today,
we've got a family too.
- You know, before you guys
- got here
I expected to be all alone
but I've got you guys with me.
- This is a really great
- Thanksgiving.
In fact...
Don't say it, kid.
- This is about the best
- Thanksgiving ever.
Doggone it!
- I knew you were
- going to say that.
- I knew he was going
- to say that.
He...
He talked me into it.
No, it was both of our ideas.
No, you had the idea first.
I just went along with it.
Why don't we skip to the end?
We stole the stuff.
- You mean,
- it wasn't space aliens?
You really believed that?
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Why would life-forms
of superior intelligence
want a TV?
I'm embarrassed.
The boy graciously opens up
another man's house to us
and this is how you treat him?
- Can you idiots
- get this stuff back?
Yeah, it's parked on a stolen
truck down the street
unless somebody stole it.
If you guys bring it back
we could pretend
this never happened.
- I'd take the boy up
- on that offer.
Right away.
You know, this really
is the best Thanksgiving ever.
This looks wonderful.
- You know, tamera,
- this is gonna be
A really nice traditional
Thanksgiving dinner.
Even if the main dish
isn't a big Turkey
but a stack of spam?
Hey, it's the spirit
that counts.
It better.
Our babies!
Oh, thank god you're safe.
You're a sight for sore eyes.
Yeah, let's eat.
Ooh, look at this
beautiful meal.
We should be mad with you
but I want a drumstick.
Good luck.
- Let's forget everything
- that happened.
It's Thanksgiving.
Yes. Saved
by a national holiday.
Come on, Tonya, Terrence.
There's cheese-nips
and coconut syrup
for everybody.
Ooh, cheese-nips.
- What, you didn't have enough
- of those pu-pus?
Well, you guys just have
a mellikahana Thanksgiving.
That means a nice one.
- And I'll just go out
- into the driving rain.
Gus, don't go. Join us.
Well, thank you very much.
It's been years since
I've had a mainland
Thanksgiving
with my family back
at Perth amboy.
- Gus, as our guest
- would you mind
- Slicing the first piece
- of spam?
Oh, I wonder...
Am I worthy of such an honor?
- Not really, but slice it, Gus.
- We're starving.
- You know, in spite
- of everything that's happened
- This is just the kind
- of Thanksgiving
I've been dreaming of
- surrounded by family
- and friends.
Oh, and a condo manager.
- Yeah, and who said that stupid
- rock was bad luck anyway?
Lisa, I'm sorry I made
such a big deal
about that dumb rock.
Don't worry about it.
- After all, it was
- just a silly superstition.
Tsunami!
Oh, oh.
- The first thing I'm going to do - is put
that stanky rock - Right back where I found it.
- No, the first thing
- you're going to do
Is turn the rental car
right side up.
Oh!
Well, I got up this morning
and I put that rock back
exactly where I found it.
Good. Things should go
smoothly from now on.
Well, guys, I guess
this is the big aloha, huh?
Thanks for everything, Gus.
- If you're ever in Detroit,
- feel free to look us up.
- Oh, ray, I hope that's
- not an empty gesture, you see
Because I usually
spend my vacations
just down the road there
in Cincinnati.
Oh, ray, thank you.
Hoo! What an adventure.
I think we have enough stories
- to keep our friends entertained
- till at least springtime.
It will be good getting home.
- The sooner I get off
- this plane the better.
- Lisa, you're not still afraid
- of flying, huh?
Exactly how many flights
did you guys go on?
What difference does that make?
It makes a lot of difference.
Three.
Three?
- Are you trying
- to start something?
- -Here we go again.
- -Here we go again.
Hey, buddy, look what
I'm bringing back
to the missus from Hawaii...
A real authentic lava rock.
Hey, guys, how was your trip?
Roger, don't tell me...
You've been staying here
all by yourself?
Yeah.
Oh, Roger, honey,
we're so sorry.
- Nothing better be missing
- from my room.
Don't worry. Everything's fine.
It was real quiet.
Well, here's the last
of it, kid.
Well, I better get going.
Roger!