Sister, Sister (1994–1999): Season 2, Episode 7 - Operation: Deja View - full transcript
Tia and Tamera are both taken to the hospital with appendicitis and rushed off to surgery. While they're in recovery, they find out from the doctor that they were born in the hospital and try to find the files on their real parents.
Ow.
Tia!
- Tia.
- What?
My stomach hurts.
Ow!
What's going on in here?
- Sounds like
- somebody's dying.
Tamera's stomach hurts.
It's really sharp.
I never had this pain before.
- Oh, let me see.
- Ow!
Oh, oh.
- Ooh, girl,
- you're burning up.
- Tell me
- when it hurts.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
Ow!
How'd you do that?
Ow.
I think I have it, too.
Ow!
- Ow!
- Ow!
- Ow!
- Ow!
Let me call emergency.
Hello, emergency,
this is an emergency.
- My girls are having
- sharp stomach pains,
And they need some help.
Uh, what kind of pains?
Uh, uh, this kind.
- Ow!
- Ow!
Yeah, yeah.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
- Yes, yes, they both...
- They both have high fevers.
- Uh-huh, what do you think
- it might be?
- Appendicitis,
- gall bladder or what?
No, no, no, it ain't that.
No, I'm sure.
'Cause if they were, they'd
be sleeping in a manger, okay?
- Now, how soon can you have
- an ambulance over here?
20 minutes!
- People can die
- in 20 minutes!
- We're gonna die?
- We're gonna die?
Over my dead body.
- Come on, girls,
- I'm taking you.
Where's dad?
He's still at that banquet.
- Okay, give me your arm.
- Am I too heavy?
- No, no, don't worry...
- In the time of crisis,
- Superhuman strength
- takes over.
- Come on, superhuman
- strength, kick in.
Oh, whoa!
- Oh, whoa, girl, shift
- your weight, girl.
Shift your weight.
Okay, Tia, grab on.
- Oh, no, don't
- grab me there!
My side.
My side!
- My side!
- Oh, my back!
- Mom, we're not
- moving.
Oh, yes, we are.
We're going down.
♪ Talk about a
two-way twister ♪
♪ shakin' up the family tree
with sibling synchronicity ♪
♪ never knew
how much I missed you ♪
♪ I ain't ever gonna
let... you... go ♪
- Excuse me, sir, could
- I please go ahead?
- Look, lady,
- I was here first.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I know, but my
daughters are in...
Hey!
- I fell down
- and got a head injury.
- And my neck hurts,
- and I'm having trouble
Remembering things.
Oh.
Oh, well, then,
I guess you forgot
that the doctor
already saw you.
He did?
Sorry, my mistake.
- Could you
- hurry it up?
- My babies are in
- pain, right, girls?
Pain... yes.
I'll need your health
insurance card.
Health insurance?
Yes.
Who do we contact
for payment?
Hillary rodham Clinton.
I'm sorry, but I need
some kind of authorization.
- Look, miss thing, if you don't
- admit these girls right now,
- You're gonna authorize me
- to get ugly,
- And I am not pretty when I
- get ugly, right, girls?
Ugly... no.
- Lisa, I got here as
- quick as I could.
What's going on?
Nurse Kevorkian here
won't admit the girls.
Look, here's my
health card.
Thank you, sir.
How can twins have
different last names?
- Look, they were separated
- at birth, they were adopted.
- They found each other
- at the mall.
They're broke...
Now, you fix them!
The doctor will see them
in a moment.
- Ray, about the money,
- you know I'll...
- Don't worry
- about it.
- Just pay me back
- whenever you like.
- Uh, Tia Landry,
- tamera Campbell.
- Oh, right
- over here.
- And when can
- the doctor see them?
I am the doctor.
What?
- You're kind of
- young, aren't you?
Well, look, don't worry.
I get that all the time.
- I like to think I'm mature
- for my age.
- Oh.
- How old are you?
None of your beeswax.
Can I see some I.D.,
Dr. Doogie?
Let the man
do his job.
- Okay, okay, let's see
- what the problem is.
Ow!
Ow!
Mm-hmm.
You guys are having
pains in your side.
Now i'd like
to see some I.D.
Well, it looks like
acute appendicitis
on both of them.
Well, how serious is it?
- We should operate
- right away
- To avoid
- complications.
They're gonna cut us open?
- You know,
- I have
- A big exam I have
- to study for.
You better hurry...
She's hallucinating.
Uh,
- prep these two
- for surgery
- And take them to
- O.R. three stat.
We'll take it from here.
- It's all right,
- tamera.
- It'll be okay...
- Don't think about it.
- If you need anything,
- I'll be right here.
- There's nothing
- to be afraid of.
- It's only
- minor surgery.
- You won't
- feel a thing.
Don't worry, baby,
mama's here.
- And anything you take out,
- I want to see!
- I don't care how
- bad it is, doc.
- Tell me the worst.
- Girl,
- The toilet bowl
- overflowed.
Ray, this is torture.
- I thought it was supposed
- to get easier as they got older.
You know, I...
- I remember bringing
- tamera home
- From the
- adoption agency.
- You won't believe
- what I bought her.
- A set of encyclopedia
- Britannicas.
Oh, I believe it.
- Yeah, I stayed up
- all night reading to her
About what was
then yugoslavia.
Oh, what a time
we had.
- I remember bringing Tia
- home for the first time.
- I wanted to buy her
- a little mobile,
- But my money
- was tight,
- So I made her one
- out of ritz crackers.
- Every morning,
- I made it.
- Every evening,
- I ate it.
- You know, it's nice
- to have someone
- To go through
- this with.
It sure is.
Yeah, well, enough of
that bonding, ray.
How you feeling, girls?
- Better.
- Better.
Good.
And don't feel bad
about having that scar.
- It's just proof
- you got your money's worth.
Let me see it.
Ooh, this
is fine work.
Mm-hmm.
- Nice zigzag stitch,
- then finished off
- With a clean
- feather cross.
- I didn't know what to get
- from the gift shop,
- So I got, uh...
- Let's see, a Waldo's book,
A book of crossword puzzles,
- a wall street journal,
- ace bandage,
Two stuffed animals
and a bonsai plant
- that reads, "congratulations
- on your new hip."
Thanks, dad.
And if you get hungry,
- I ran out and I got you
- some real food.
What is it?
Quesadillas
and hot wings.
- Thanks, mom,
- but can you
Just put it over
there for now?
- Ray, thank you for taking care
- of those hospital bills.
- I want you to know
- I'll pay you back.
No problem.
- No, no, no, I can't stand
- being in debt.
Lisa...
I insist.
Just give me a date.
Ten working days.
No, no, a date from inside
that fruit basket.
- And could you hand me
- the hot sauce from that bag?
Must you think of
food 24 hours a day?
Ray, when I'm nervous, I eat.
- It's not like food
- is the center of my life.
Yeah, well, I'm sorry.
- You know where I can get
- a cup of coffee?
- Uh, down that hall, right after
- the candy machine, turn left.
- Go three doors till you get
- to the sandwich machine.
Hang a right past the snack bar
- where they're selling cakes
- with the walnuts on them.
- Can't miss it,
- 'cause it's right next
- To the only soda machine
- that sells yoo-hoo.
Mmm!
- Uh, I don't know
- what's keeping him.
He should be here any minute.
Hey!
- What are we - clapping for?
- You, pal... - You're on.
- What? No, you got
- the wrong guy.
- I'm looking for my
- daughter's room.
- Look, uh, we're kind
- of in a bind here.
We had a singer booked,
- but I guess he ditched
- the old folks.
- Do you think - you could help us out?
- Me?
I'd do it,
but I bathe them.
- Look, uh, i'm
- not a singer.
- We got a
- karaoke machine.
Come on, get some use
out of your rental.
Hey, pal, I own.
Ladies and gentlemen, let's give
a nice, warm welcome to...
- What's your name?
- Uh, ray Campbell.
- Look, I don't
- want to...
He's played all the hospitals
- in the Detroit
- metropolitan area.
You know him...
You kind of like him.
Ray Campbell!
I am not a singer.
I am not a professional.
I don't want to do this.
I don't...
Well, hello.
- I have a surprise
- for two patients
Who are doing just fine.
- Really?
- What is it?
Your appendixes.
Pretty cool, huh?
- Wow.
- Wow.
- Look at these
- weird colors.
Mine looks sad.
Ew.
Are-are you okay?
- You look kind - of pale.
- Oh no, I'm fine.
- I... I just
- need a pail.
You know, girls, your...
- Your medical histories
- are amazing.
Oh, come on.
- You're just - saying that.
- No.
- You had the same
- childhood diseases
- At almost the exact
- same times,
- Except for
- the ringworm.
- Ew!
- Ew!
- That was her.
- That was her.
- How do you know
- all this, Dr. Bailey?
- Well, it's in
- your records.
- You were born right
- here in this hospital.
- We were?
- We were?
- Yeah, didn't you know that?
- Oh, yeah.
Guess they must have
painted the place.
- You mean they
- have all
Of our birth
information here?
Must be downstairs
in the file room.
I'll see you girls
later.
- Oh, and, uh, as your doctor,
- I want you to know
- That I'll always
- be there for you.
I love my work.
Dr. Bailey,
you're wanted in surgery.
Why don't they just
leave me alone?
Tia,
- if they really have all of our
- birth information here,
That means we can find the
names of our real parents.
So?
- But don't you want to know
- who they are?
Well, I guess I've never really
thought about it that much.
- Really? I've always wondered
- what they were like.
I mean, were they cool?
Were they like the huxtables?
Were they like the bundys?
- Well, if they were
- like the huxtables,
- They would've never put us up
- for adoption.
- But maybe they didn't
- have a choice.
Look, I'm just saying
we should think about this.
Tamera, in no way, shape or form
do I want to be involved.
Good.
Keep an open mind.
♪ What's it all about,
Alfie-e-e-e ♪
♪ is it just in the moment
we li-i-ive ♪
What's your name, honey?
Oh, a little nervous, huh?
That's alright.
This song's for you.
♪ What's it all about when
we've thought it out ♪
♪ are we meant to take more
than we gi-i-ive ♪
Ray-ay-ay-ay.
- Ray, wha-wha-what's
- you doin' in here?
My second encore.
Boy, they ate up my
Sammy Davis, Jr.
- You know, I feel
- a lot of love in this room.
Yeah, a lot of liniment, too.
- I kind of got, you know,
- roped into this, but,
Hey, they love me.
Yeah, ray.
Yeah, ray, looks
like you killed.
Sir, are you okay?
Ooh!
Hey, well, do it
till you drop.
- You know, uh, ray, I think
- we should get out of here.
- But I haven't done
- my motown medley.
Let them enjoy the time
they have left, ray.
Okay, our show's over.
Drive safe. Peace out.
Come on, ray.
- Oh, ray?
- Hmm?
- Give that woman back
- her drawers.
Tamera!
Tamera!
What?
I've been thinking about it.
About what?
- You know, who our
- real parents are.
- Actually, I've always thought
- about it a lot.
They could be anybody.
I really want to know
who they are.
So do I,
but I don't want to hurt
my mom's feelings.
I know, I know.
I've been thinking
about my dad, too.
- But we do have a right to know
- who our real parents are.
I just don't know
if we should do this.
- I think it's illegal.
- Look,
All we have to do is
find the file room.
I know this sounds silly, but...
I wish we had a sign
or something.
Come on, let's go.
- You think that's
- the sign?
- No, I just want
- to get outta here
Before he hits
the chorus.
Perfect!
Let's go.
Wait!
There, that's better.
- I made my butt look
- too big.
Tia, would you...
- Ooh, me, too.
- Come on.
- We have to get back
- before they wake up.
Okay.
Hey!
Shh!
- Roger, what're you doing
- here?
- Well, I was sitting here
- watching you guys.
Then I fell asleep.
And the next thing I know...
Well, this is the next thing
I know.
- Roger, you can't
- come with us.
- Yeah, this doesn't
- concern you.
Is that any way to treat me?
- I spent two hours
- in the gift shop
Picking something out for you.
- Oh, really?
- Where is it?
Hey, I didn't have any money.
- Okay, Roger,
- you're in.
- But don't try - anything weird.
- Yeah.
Okay, before we go we need to
synchronize our body clocks.
Well, how do we do that?
- Group hug.
- Forget it.
How 'bout one by one?
Dr. Cohen...
- Oh, Tia, this isn't
- gonna work.
- No one's gonna
- believe
- That this twerp works
- in a hospital.
Orderly, you're wanted
in surgery.
Huh?
- No way!
- No way!
Uh, well, I'd really
like to help,
but I got a
heart transplant.
- And then I gotta bypass
- a gall bladder.
Then I'm playin' golf.
- Doctor killebrew's performing a
- breast enhancement surgery.
- He just needs
- a hand.
Bye.
- Roger, how can you
- do this?
Hey, this is what I went
to medical school for.
Okay, we've just gotta
get to the file room.
- Okay, I got - an idea.
- Mm-hmm.
- I'll get on the gurney,
- and you push it.
Why?
- Because it looks
- like fun.
Someone's coming.
- What'll we do?
- What we always do.
Run!
Quick, let's duck
in here.
- Safe!
- Safe!
That you, nurse?
Uh, yes.
Good.
I'm ready for my
sponge bath.
- Ew!
- Ew!
He needs a car wash.
Come on, I'm getting
goose bumps!
Um, get started
without me.
I'll go find a box
of tide.
Wait! Wait!
I need my anti-fungal cream.
♪ Hush, little babies,
don't say a word ♪
♪ mama's gonna buy you
a mockingbird ♪
♪ if that mockingbird
don't sing ♪
♪ mama's gonna eat
your last hot wing. ♪
Aren't they cute, ray?
Ray?
Ray?
Oh, ray.
Oh, ray.
- Ray, your head
- is blooming.
- What, what? Are the
- girls all right?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
How are the girls resting?
Oh, hi, Dr. Bailey.
- They're doing just fine.
- We want to thank you
- For everything - you've done.
- It's my pleasure.
Uh, by the way,
- if there's any discomfort,
- don't worry about it.
- I think I dropped my reading
- glasses in one of 'em.
- What? - What?
- Just kidding.
- Do you think you could be
- serious for just one moment?
Yeah.
You know, I'd appreciate it
- if you were just a little
- bit more professional.
Good one.
What's his problem?
Oh, ray, I don't know.
- You know, some people just
- don't take the time
- To stop and smell
- the roses.
And now let's take a
look at those new breasts.
Quick! Here!
Whew!
Wow, we found it!
- Look at all these
- filing cabinets.
- Okay, let's start
- looking.
- You take this side, and
- I'll take that side.
Hey, a plan!
Well, here goes.
Are you nervous?
- Yeah, a little,
- but...
- We're gonna find the names
- of our real parents.
- Suppose they don't want
- to know who we are?
- Suppose they're out there
- right now
Trying to find us?
- You're right.
- We gotta do this.
- Yeah, this is no time
- for cold feet.
- Boy, there were a lot of
- dead people there.
- Do you think this is
- a bad hospital?
We better get back to the
room before they wake up.
- Yeah, but we gotta
- keep looking.
- Tia, we're not
- gonna give up.
- We're gonna find
- our real parents.
- Yeah. After all,
- we did find each other.
Hurry up, nurse.
- This poor guy has suffered
- severe trauma.
A little help here,
people.
How you feeling, girls?
- A little better.
- A little better.
Tamera, you want me to
fluff up your pillow?
Thanks, dad.
Tia, can I get you some
cake or something?
- Sure.
- Okay.
- Ray, come on, let's go
- to the cafeteria.
Don't they need something
a little healthier?
- Oh, we'll get 'em
- some carrot cake.
Girls, I hope you know
how much we love you.
You're our whole world.
- Yeah, we're happy
- you're okay.
We'd be lost without you.
- I don't think we need to look
- anymore.
Yeah,
it'd be too tough to take care
of another set of parents.
Hit it!
- You, you know, when I
- threw that cummerbund,
- It was in the heat
- of the moment.
- You know, this is a
- very expensive tux,
And-and I own it.
- And, well, you see,
- that's-that's mine.
Hey!
Tia!
- Tia.
- What?
My stomach hurts.
Ow!
What's going on in here?
- Sounds like
- somebody's dying.
Tamera's stomach hurts.
It's really sharp.
I never had this pain before.
- Oh, let me see.
- Ow!
Oh, oh.
- Ooh, girl,
- you're burning up.
- Tell me
- when it hurts.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
Ow!
How'd you do that?
Ow.
I think I have it, too.
Ow!
- Ow!
- Ow!
- Ow!
- Ow!
Let me call emergency.
Hello, emergency,
this is an emergency.
- My girls are having
- sharp stomach pains,
And they need some help.
Uh, what kind of pains?
Uh, uh, this kind.
- Ow!
- Ow!
Yeah, yeah.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
- Yes, yes, they both...
- They both have high fevers.
- Uh-huh, what do you think
- it might be?
- Appendicitis,
- gall bladder or what?
No, no, no, it ain't that.
No, I'm sure.
'Cause if they were, they'd
be sleeping in a manger, okay?
- Now, how soon can you have
- an ambulance over here?
20 minutes!
- People can die
- in 20 minutes!
- We're gonna die?
- We're gonna die?
Over my dead body.
- Come on, girls,
- I'm taking you.
Where's dad?
He's still at that banquet.
- Okay, give me your arm.
- Am I too heavy?
- No, no, don't worry...
- In the time of crisis,
- Superhuman strength
- takes over.
- Come on, superhuman
- strength, kick in.
Oh, whoa!
- Oh, whoa, girl, shift
- your weight, girl.
Shift your weight.
Okay, Tia, grab on.
- Oh, no, don't
- grab me there!
My side.
My side!
- My side!
- Oh, my back!
- Mom, we're not
- moving.
Oh, yes, we are.
We're going down.
♪ Talk about a
two-way twister ♪
♪ shakin' up the family tree
with sibling synchronicity ♪
♪ never knew
how much I missed you ♪
♪ I ain't ever gonna
let... you... go ♪
- Excuse me, sir, could
- I please go ahead?
- Look, lady,
- I was here first.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I know, but my
daughters are in...
Hey!
- I fell down
- and got a head injury.
- And my neck hurts,
- and I'm having trouble
Remembering things.
Oh.
Oh, well, then,
I guess you forgot
that the doctor
already saw you.
He did?
Sorry, my mistake.
- Could you
- hurry it up?
- My babies are in
- pain, right, girls?
Pain... yes.
I'll need your health
insurance card.
Health insurance?
Yes.
Who do we contact
for payment?
Hillary rodham Clinton.
I'm sorry, but I need
some kind of authorization.
- Look, miss thing, if you don't
- admit these girls right now,
- You're gonna authorize me
- to get ugly,
- And I am not pretty when I
- get ugly, right, girls?
Ugly... no.
- Lisa, I got here as
- quick as I could.
What's going on?
Nurse Kevorkian here
won't admit the girls.
Look, here's my
health card.
Thank you, sir.
How can twins have
different last names?
- Look, they were separated
- at birth, they were adopted.
- They found each other
- at the mall.
They're broke...
Now, you fix them!
The doctor will see them
in a moment.
- Ray, about the money,
- you know I'll...
- Don't worry
- about it.
- Just pay me back
- whenever you like.
- Uh, Tia Landry,
- tamera Campbell.
- Oh, right
- over here.
- And when can
- the doctor see them?
I am the doctor.
What?
- You're kind of
- young, aren't you?
Well, look, don't worry.
I get that all the time.
- I like to think I'm mature
- for my age.
- Oh.
- How old are you?
None of your beeswax.
Can I see some I.D.,
Dr. Doogie?
Let the man
do his job.
- Okay, okay, let's see
- what the problem is.
Ow!
Ow!
Mm-hmm.
You guys are having
pains in your side.
Now i'd like
to see some I.D.
Well, it looks like
acute appendicitis
on both of them.
Well, how serious is it?
- We should operate
- right away
- To avoid
- complications.
They're gonna cut us open?
- You know,
- I have
- A big exam I have
- to study for.
You better hurry...
She's hallucinating.
Uh,
- prep these two
- for surgery
- And take them to
- O.R. three stat.
We'll take it from here.
- It's all right,
- tamera.
- It'll be okay...
- Don't think about it.
- If you need anything,
- I'll be right here.
- There's nothing
- to be afraid of.
- It's only
- minor surgery.
- You won't
- feel a thing.
Don't worry, baby,
mama's here.
- And anything you take out,
- I want to see!
- I don't care how
- bad it is, doc.
- Tell me the worst.
- Girl,
- The toilet bowl
- overflowed.
Ray, this is torture.
- I thought it was supposed
- to get easier as they got older.
You know, I...
- I remember bringing
- tamera home
- From the
- adoption agency.
- You won't believe
- what I bought her.
- A set of encyclopedia
- Britannicas.
Oh, I believe it.
- Yeah, I stayed up
- all night reading to her
About what was
then yugoslavia.
Oh, what a time
we had.
- I remember bringing Tia
- home for the first time.
- I wanted to buy her
- a little mobile,
- But my money
- was tight,
- So I made her one
- out of ritz crackers.
- Every morning,
- I made it.
- Every evening,
- I ate it.
- You know, it's nice
- to have someone
- To go through
- this with.
It sure is.
Yeah, well, enough of
that bonding, ray.
How you feeling, girls?
- Better.
- Better.
Good.
And don't feel bad
about having that scar.
- It's just proof
- you got your money's worth.
Let me see it.
Ooh, this
is fine work.
Mm-hmm.
- Nice zigzag stitch,
- then finished off
- With a clean
- feather cross.
- I didn't know what to get
- from the gift shop,
- So I got, uh...
- Let's see, a Waldo's book,
A book of crossword puzzles,
- a wall street journal,
- ace bandage,
Two stuffed animals
and a bonsai plant
- that reads, "congratulations
- on your new hip."
Thanks, dad.
And if you get hungry,
- I ran out and I got you
- some real food.
What is it?
Quesadillas
and hot wings.
- Thanks, mom,
- but can you
Just put it over
there for now?
- Ray, thank you for taking care
- of those hospital bills.
- I want you to know
- I'll pay you back.
No problem.
- No, no, no, I can't stand
- being in debt.
Lisa...
I insist.
Just give me a date.
Ten working days.
No, no, a date from inside
that fruit basket.
- And could you hand me
- the hot sauce from that bag?
Must you think of
food 24 hours a day?
Ray, when I'm nervous, I eat.
- It's not like food
- is the center of my life.
Yeah, well, I'm sorry.
- You know where I can get
- a cup of coffee?
- Uh, down that hall, right after
- the candy machine, turn left.
- Go three doors till you get
- to the sandwich machine.
Hang a right past the snack bar
- where they're selling cakes
- with the walnuts on them.
- Can't miss it,
- 'cause it's right next
- To the only soda machine
- that sells yoo-hoo.
Mmm!
- Uh, I don't know
- what's keeping him.
He should be here any minute.
Hey!
- What are we - clapping for?
- You, pal... - You're on.
- What? No, you got
- the wrong guy.
- I'm looking for my
- daughter's room.
- Look, uh, we're kind
- of in a bind here.
We had a singer booked,
- but I guess he ditched
- the old folks.
- Do you think - you could help us out?
- Me?
I'd do it,
but I bathe them.
- Look, uh, i'm
- not a singer.
- We got a
- karaoke machine.
Come on, get some use
out of your rental.
Hey, pal, I own.
Ladies and gentlemen, let's give
a nice, warm welcome to...
- What's your name?
- Uh, ray Campbell.
- Look, I don't
- want to...
He's played all the hospitals
- in the Detroit
- metropolitan area.
You know him...
You kind of like him.
Ray Campbell!
I am not a singer.
I am not a professional.
I don't want to do this.
I don't...
Well, hello.
- I have a surprise
- for two patients
Who are doing just fine.
- Really?
- What is it?
Your appendixes.
Pretty cool, huh?
- Wow.
- Wow.
- Look at these
- weird colors.
Mine looks sad.
Ew.
Are-are you okay?
- You look kind - of pale.
- Oh no, I'm fine.
- I... I just
- need a pail.
You know, girls, your...
- Your medical histories
- are amazing.
Oh, come on.
- You're just - saying that.
- No.
- You had the same
- childhood diseases
- At almost the exact
- same times,
- Except for
- the ringworm.
- Ew!
- Ew!
- That was her.
- That was her.
- How do you know
- all this, Dr. Bailey?
- Well, it's in
- your records.
- You were born right
- here in this hospital.
- We were?
- We were?
- Yeah, didn't you know that?
- Oh, yeah.
Guess they must have
painted the place.
- You mean they
- have all
Of our birth
information here?
Must be downstairs
in the file room.
I'll see you girls
later.
- Oh, and, uh, as your doctor,
- I want you to know
- That I'll always
- be there for you.
I love my work.
Dr. Bailey,
you're wanted in surgery.
Why don't they just
leave me alone?
Tia,
- if they really have all of our
- birth information here,
That means we can find the
names of our real parents.
So?
- But don't you want to know
- who they are?
Well, I guess I've never really
thought about it that much.
- Really? I've always wondered
- what they were like.
I mean, were they cool?
Were they like the huxtables?
Were they like the bundys?
- Well, if they were
- like the huxtables,
- They would've never put us up
- for adoption.
- But maybe they didn't
- have a choice.
Look, I'm just saying
we should think about this.
Tamera, in no way, shape or form
do I want to be involved.
Good.
Keep an open mind.
♪ What's it all about,
Alfie-e-e-e ♪
♪ is it just in the moment
we li-i-ive ♪
What's your name, honey?
Oh, a little nervous, huh?
That's alright.
This song's for you.
♪ What's it all about when
we've thought it out ♪
♪ are we meant to take more
than we gi-i-ive ♪
Ray-ay-ay-ay.
- Ray, wha-wha-what's
- you doin' in here?
My second encore.
Boy, they ate up my
Sammy Davis, Jr.
- You know, I feel
- a lot of love in this room.
Yeah, a lot of liniment, too.
- I kind of got, you know,
- roped into this, but,
Hey, they love me.
Yeah, ray.
Yeah, ray, looks
like you killed.
Sir, are you okay?
Ooh!
Hey, well, do it
till you drop.
- You know, uh, ray, I think
- we should get out of here.
- But I haven't done
- my motown medley.
Let them enjoy the time
they have left, ray.
Okay, our show's over.
Drive safe. Peace out.
Come on, ray.
- Oh, ray?
- Hmm?
- Give that woman back
- her drawers.
Tamera!
Tamera!
What?
I've been thinking about it.
About what?
- You know, who our
- real parents are.
- Actually, I've always thought
- about it a lot.
They could be anybody.
I really want to know
who they are.
So do I,
but I don't want to hurt
my mom's feelings.
I know, I know.
I've been thinking
about my dad, too.
- But we do have a right to know
- who our real parents are.
I just don't know
if we should do this.
- I think it's illegal.
- Look,
All we have to do is
find the file room.
I know this sounds silly, but...
I wish we had a sign
or something.
Come on, let's go.
- You think that's
- the sign?
- No, I just want
- to get outta here
Before he hits
the chorus.
Perfect!
Let's go.
Wait!
There, that's better.
- I made my butt look
- too big.
Tia, would you...
- Ooh, me, too.
- Come on.
- We have to get back
- before they wake up.
Okay.
Hey!
Shh!
- Roger, what're you doing
- here?
- Well, I was sitting here
- watching you guys.
Then I fell asleep.
And the next thing I know...
Well, this is the next thing
I know.
- Roger, you can't
- come with us.
- Yeah, this doesn't
- concern you.
Is that any way to treat me?
- I spent two hours
- in the gift shop
Picking something out for you.
- Oh, really?
- Where is it?
Hey, I didn't have any money.
- Okay, Roger,
- you're in.
- But don't try - anything weird.
- Yeah.
Okay, before we go we need to
synchronize our body clocks.
Well, how do we do that?
- Group hug.
- Forget it.
How 'bout one by one?
Dr. Cohen...
- Oh, Tia, this isn't
- gonna work.
- No one's gonna
- believe
- That this twerp works
- in a hospital.
Orderly, you're wanted
in surgery.
Huh?
- No way!
- No way!
Uh, well, I'd really
like to help,
but I got a
heart transplant.
- And then I gotta bypass
- a gall bladder.
Then I'm playin' golf.
- Doctor killebrew's performing a
- breast enhancement surgery.
- He just needs
- a hand.
Bye.
- Roger, how can you
- do this?
Hey, this is what I went
to medical school for.
Okay, we've just gotta
get to the file room.
- Okay, I got - an idea.
- Mm-hmm.
- I'll get on the gurney,
- and you push it.
Why?
- Because it looks
- like fun.
Someone's coming.
- What'll we do?
- What we always do.
Run!
Quick, let's duck
in here.
- Safe!
- Safe!
That you, nurse?
Uh, yes.
Good.
I'm ready for my
sponge bath.
- Ew!
- Ew!
He needs a car wash.
Come on, I'm getting
goose bumps!
Um, get started
without me.
I'll go find a box
of tide.
Wait! Wait!
I need my anti-fungal cream.
♪ Hush, little babies,
don't say a word ♪
♪ mama's gonna buy you
a mockingbird ♪
♪ if that mockingbird
don't sing ♪
♪ mama's gonna eat
your last hot wing. ♪
Aren't they cute, ray?
Ray?
Ray?
Oh, ray.
Oh, ray.
- Ray, your head
- is blooming.
- What, what? Are the
- girls all right?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
How are the girls resting?
Oh, hi, Dr. Bailey.
- They're doing just fine.
- We want to thank you
- For everything - you've done.
- It's my pleasure.
Uh, by the way,
- if there's any discomfort,
- don't worry about it.
- I think I dropped my reading
- glasses in one of 'em.
- What? - What?
- Just kidding.
- Do you think you could be
- serious for just one moment?
Yeah.
You know, I'd appreciate it
- if you were just a little
- bit more professional.
Good one.
What's his problem?
Oh, ray, I don't know.
- You know, some people just
- don't take the time
- To stop and smell
- the roses.
And now let's take a
look at those new breasts.
Quick! Here!
Whew!
Wow, we found it!
- Look at all these
- filing cabinets.
- Okay, let's start
- looking.
- You take this side, and
- I'll take that side.
Hey, a plan!
Well, here goes.
Are you nervous?
- Yeah, a little,
- but...
- We're gonna find the names
- of our real parents.
- Suppose they don't want
- to know who we are?
- Suppose they're out there
- right now
Trying to find us?
- You're right.
- We gotta do this.
- Yeah, this is no time
- for cold feet.
- Boy, there were a lot of
- dead people there.
- Do you think this is
- a bad hospital?
We better get back to the
room before they wake up.
- Yeah, but we gotta
- keep looking.
- Tia, we're not
- gonna give up.
- We're gonna find
- our real parents.
- Yeah. After all,
- we did find each other.
Hurry up, nurse.
- This poor guy has suffered
- severe trauma.
A little help here,
people.
How you feeling, girls?
- A little better.
- A little better.
Tamera, you want me to
fluff up your pillow?
Thanks, dad.
Tia, can I get you some
cake or something?
- Sure.
- Okay.
- Ray, come on, let's go
- to the cafeteria.
Don't they need something
a little healthier?
- Oh, we'll get 'em
- some carrot cake.
Girls, I hope you know
how much we love you.
You're our whole world.
- Yeah, we're happy
- you're okay.
We'd be lost without you.
- I don't think we need to look
- anymore.
Yeah,
it'd be too tough to take care
of another set of parents.
Hit it!
- You, you know, when I
- threw that cummerbund,
- It was in the heat
- of the moment.
- You know, this is a
- very expensive tux,
And-and I own it.
- And, well, you see,
- that's-that's mine.
Hey!