Sister, Sister (1994–1999): Season 2, Episode 19 - I Do? - full transcript

After Terrence proposes, Lisa makes plans for her big day - until a bizarre dream makes her think twice about the wedding.

- Alone at last.
- Come here.

Ooh!

Whoo, baby! The neighbors.

Hey, honey,

got some cracker Jacks.

Oh, Terrence, no.

- I had candied apples,
- popcorn, hot dogs...

- Of course, I did
- lose my cotton candy.

Hey, what the heck?

You know, they always have such

nice little surprises in there.



Ooh, ah, it's a little

plastic magnifying glass.

Mmm, makes the

peanuts look bigger.

Keep looking.

- I have a feeling there's
- something else in there.

- Terrence, you're
- still a little boy.

Yeah.

Hmm...

Ah, a ring!

Mmm, a diamond ring.

Huh, it looks real.

Wow! It is real!

It sure is, baby.



Lisa, honey...

You make me so happy.

You're everything

I dreamed of,

and I love you so much.

Will you marry me?

Lisa, honey, you okay?

I do! I do! I do!

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♪ Shakin' up the family tree

with sibling synchronicity ♪

♪ never knew

how much I missed you ♪

♪ I ain't ever gonna

let... you... go ♪

♪ I ain't ever gonna

let... you... go ♪

- Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo,
- whoo, whoo...!

Oh, no, the smoke alarm!

The house is on fire!

No, no, no, no, no, no!

I'm on fire!

Mom, what's going on?

Honey, your mama

is getting married!

Congratulations!

That's great!

And... not only is Terrence

the sweetest, kindest,

most loving man

in the entire world.

He put out for a rock!

Hey, hey, what's

going on in here?

Ray, Terrence and I

are getting hitched!

Well, that's great!

Is Terrence moving in?

No, I'm moving out.

♪ I'm getting married

in the morning ♪

♪ she's getting married

in the morning ♪

♪ ding, dong, the bells

are gonna chime ♪

♪ ding, dong, the house

will all be mine ♪

♪ please, get her

to the church ♪

Morning, Lisa.

Good morning, ray.

What's the matter, girls?

My singing isn't that bad.

Mom, we're really

happy for you, but...

- But all of a
- sudden it hit us

- That we're gonna
- be split up.

Oh, come on, girls,

- you're gonna see each
- other all the time.

Yeah, but it won't be the same.

We won't share a room.

But you'll only be

a few miles away.

Yeah, it works out great.

- If Terrence and I
- have a fight,

I can be here in a snap.

Well, sometimes

there will be traffic.

Girls, I promise you,

it'll be fine.

Look, the important thing is

we will always be family.

- Thanks.
- Yeah.

And, Lisa, I wanna do something

very special for the wedding.

- You're paying?
- Oh, thanks, ray.

No, no, no.

Uh, I was gonna say that, uh...

You can get married here.

It'll be beautiful!

And romantic.

And we can cater

from the sizzler.

Oh, thanks, ray.

And, uh, I have one

special request.

- Would you do the honor
- of giving me away?

Nothing would make me happier.

Oh, we got a wedding to plan.

(Funky instrumental of "get me

(to the church on time" plays)

Red?

So, what do you think?

Do you have anything bigger?

I'm aunt minnie.

I'm aunt winnie.

And I'm the

baby, aunt Ginny.

We're here for the wedding.

You're two weeks early.

- We were going to come
- three weeks early,

But we didn't wanna impose.

Do we dress for dinner?

Please.

Leopard?

Too much?

Uh, bigger.

Here's something old.

Something new.

Something borrowed.

- Now all we need
- is something blue.

How about aunt minnie's hair?

Mom, you're

beautiful!

Honey, don't cry.

What? All the wedding

plans getting to you?

I'm just so happy.

- Now, it's my mom's wedding,
- and I'm the maid of honor.

And I'm the runner-up.

And I'm here because I got

kicked out of

the lingerie department.

So we want only the best.

100% sterling silver.

This is a nice service

for $2,500.

How much for the spoon?

I'll see if I can find

something more...

Suitable.

Hey, man, who do you

think you're patronizing?

I'm not patronizing.

I'm condescending.

Oh, well, then

keep up the good work.

- Boy, this is getting
- really expensive.

Yeah, and we haven't even paid

for the bachelorette party.

Did someone say "party"?

It's for women only.

So am I!

- Roger!
- Roger!

You know, they usually have

strippers at these parties,

and I wanna let you know

that I'm available.

I'm a hunka, hunka

burning love!

Roger, please stop!

If you don't mind,

- we want to go
- with a professional.

Maybe we should

have gone with Roger.

Go, baby, go!

Show, baby, show!

No, baby, no!

- Haven't you girls
- ever heard of chippendale's?

We were kind of on a budget.

- We found him in
- the yellow pages.

He's known as "stop-n-go-Joe."

Looks more like sloppy Joe.

Aw, work it, honey!

Ooh, baby's got back!

- I'm sorry, mom... we didn't
- mean to mess up your party.

We can always play yahtzee.

- Oh, that's all right, honey.
- It's great.

- It's my party,
- and I guess... ooh!

Ooh, baby does have back!

And front!

Whoo!

No, baby, no!

Lisa, what do

we do with her?

- Just throw some
- vinyl over her

- And pretend she's
- a bean bag chair.

What about aunt minnie?

Should I close her mouth?

It'd be the first time

since she got here.

Well, good night, mom.

- So, you had - a good time?
- Mm-hmm.

I can't wait till you two get

married, so I can pay you back.

Whoa!

Looks like this was

a killer party.

Take it off.

Let's see those buns.

Was she talking to me?

I don't think so.

- You know, Lisa, I can't believe
- it, but in a couple of days

- You're gonna be
- an old married lady.

- I'm gonna be married,
- I'm gonna be a lady,

But I'm not gonna be old.

Sometimes I'm not

gonna be a lady.

Lisa?

Ah, never mind.

Come on.

Well, you know,

I was just thinking that, uh,

it's gonna be kind of

quiet around here.

I mean... excuse me.

I mean...

I mean, it's gonna be

weird with you gone.

- The house will be
- kind of empty.

- Of course, the fridge
- will be filled.

- That's the sweetest thing
- you ever said to me, ray.

- Yeah, well, you
- know what I mean.

Mm-hmm.

I'm gonna miss you, too.

And I'm not wearing a girdle.

She's in white?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, Lou, thanks

for the toaster oven.

- Thanks for the vegetable
- steamer, Gladys.

Love it!

- And Rita, I haven't
- received your gift yet,

But I know it's on the way.

Oh, weddings are so beautiful.

Why do people always cry?

I don't know.

When I get married,

I want a big wedding.

I want a small wedding.

And I want a double wedding.

Do you take this woman

to be your lawfully-wedded wife?

I do.

And do you take this man

to be your lawfully-

wedded husband?

I do, I do, I do!

Then by the power vested in me,

I now pronounce you

husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

Ooh, after that party, aunt

Ginny needs some Alka-Seltzer.

Mm, and aunt minnie needs

some gas-x.

- Sure.
- No problem.

And aunt winnie needs

a nice foot massage.

We don't do feet.

Dear, do you do feet?

Mom, are you okay?

- Oh, yeah,
- yeah, I'm fine.

- I just couldn't
- get to sleep.

- You know, I got
- a lot on my mind.

- I need to think,
- I need to eat.

- Where is my
- Turkey leg?

It was good.

Here, make aunt winnie

some soup.

- How do you know?
- How do you know

- If the one person you're
- marrying is the person

- That you want to spend the
- rest of your life with?

Oh, honey, don't fret.

It's in your gut.

The only thing in your gut is

my Turkey leg.

I knew the minute I laid eyes

on my beloved Herbert

- that he was
- the one.

He was not the one.

Try your fourth.

- He was not my fourth,
- he was my third.

Minnie!

Pull your head out.

He was your second and my third.

That's right.

- I hate you!
- Oh...

- Don't you ever touch another man
- of mine as long as you live!

Oh, honey, you never had him

in the first place.

Mom, what's going on?

Oh, I can't tell you, honey...

It's very, very disturbing.

We like disturbing.

Okay, okay,

but you got to promise

not to tell a soul.

Oh, don't be cute.

We promise.

I had a dream.

It was about the

wedding and...

- And?
- And?

I went to kiss the

groom and... he was...

Ray...

Ray Charles?

I wish. I'd have taken Raymond

burr, any ray, Martha raye,

but it was... it

was... ray ray.

You and ray?

Dad?

We wouldn't have

to split up.

You guys would make

the cutest couple.

Oh, please shut up,

perky and peppy.

Why'd I even ever

tell you two? You...

Don't worry, Lisa,

we won't say a word.

Oh, boy.

There's an aunt

in every bathroom of the house.

Ray, what are

you doing here?

I do live here.

What do you

mean by "I do"?

Why are you girls up so late?

- Uh... uh...
- Uh... uh...

We were just talking.

- Not that there's anything
- to talk about.

- I mean, we weren't even talking
- about the wedding or kissing.

- We were listening,
- really,

- Not that there's
- anything to listen to,

- Especially nothing about
- the wedding or kissing.

See? We don't talk.

Oh, your dresses

look beautiful.

Maybe I'll just raise

the hem a little bit.

I'll take over

from here.

- Roger, what
- are you doing?

- I just want to be
- in the wedding.

Maybe I can be a ring bearer,

or I can carry a train.

We don't have a train.

- Well, this train
- is bound for glory.

Choo-choo!

Get out of here,

you little pervert.

So... are you

dating anyone?

That stupid dream.

I, I just can't shake it.

- It's like a, a Thorn in my side,
- pebble in my shoe,

Big old Chewie stuck

all up in my tooth.

Mom, it was just a dream.

I just feel like I

cheated on Terrence...

And I need

to floss.

Uh, just tell Terrence.

I mean, you'll feel better.

He'll understand.

You think so?

Yeah, I bet he'll even

laugh about it.

What?!

How could you?!

- Oh, you're not
- laughing, baby.

I, I can't believe

this is happening.

Now, calm down.

- It was just
- a dream.

- Yeah... y-you're,
- you're right.

I-It was just a dream.

- I, I got
- to remember that.

Yeah, just one stupid,

passionate kiss.

Passionate?

So, so now

it's passionate?

- No, it didn't
- start out that way.

- Oh, oh, oh,
- so i-it got passionate?

- No, but after a
- minute or so...

Wait, you kissed him

for a minute?!

A whole minute?!

Now... you could cook an egg

in a minute!

- T-Terrence, baby...
- You know,

I-I knew something

was going on here.

- You know, how can two adults
- live under the same roof

And nothing happen?

What a fool I've been.

- Well, Terrence...
- No, the...

The wedding is off.

Terrence!

Terrence!

T... oh, ha, ha.

You're just joking, right?

- Take it back,
- take everything back.

Take it back.

Take it back, take it back.

This, I'll keep.

Mine!

Mine!

Poor mom.

I don't get it.

Why is the wedding off?

I don't know.

Well, it still

doesn't make any sense.

- All right, all right!
- She was dreaming about you,

- She married you, and she planted
- this big, sloppy kiss on you.

Now, quit pumping me!

Really?

Tamera, I cannot

believe you.

Yeah, why did we tell?

We?

So...

- I hear you've been dreaming
- about me.

Oh, my gosh! I'll save you.

I'll save you.

Ray, ray, I'm not choking,

I'm gagging.

Keep your hands

below the breastbone.

Oops.

Looks like you two want

to be alone.

You little stool pigeons.

Dad!

Boy, some people just

can't keep a secret.

- Lisa,
- you all right?

Oh, yeah, yeah,

I'm on top of the world.

Lisa...

Don't feel bad.

It's not your fault.

- You see,
- when you're around people

Who, well,

are attractive...

Hey, let's not mince words,

sexy as all get-out...

These things happen.

Just kill me now and

get it over with.

- Lisa, really,
- I'm sorry.

- I mean,
- I really do know

- You've been having
- a hard time.

- I just want you to know
- that if you need anything...

To talk... I'm here.

Oh, I appreciate

it, ray.

So, was I good?

Oh, there are our

sweet, adorable twins.

- Well, we're
- on our way.

Come on, girls,

give us some sugar.

Come on and walk us

to the car.

We're going

to go scrub.

Oh, I know Lisa's just going

to hate to see us go.

Yeah.

Bye-bye.

Beat the traffic.

Come on, ray, shake a leg.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- Look, uh,
- this is a little awkward.

- I guess we should
- just deal with this.

Yeah, right.

- See you.
- See you.

Hi.

Hi.

I, uh, I just came by

- because some wedding presents
- were sent to the house,

And I just thought we should...

Oh, Lisa, I wrapped 'em myself.

I miss you so much.

Oh, I miss you,

too, baby.

- I'm, I'm sorry
- I got so crazy.

- It was just that,
- that dream...

- Oh, that dream...
- It meant nothing.

Well, it had to come

from somewhere.

- Well, maybe it was
- that bean burrito

And klondike bar I had

before I went to bed.

Come on, Lisa.

Oh, I don't know.

- Maybe I had to,
- I had to have a nightmare

To make me realize that,

that I'm not ready

to get married yet.

I kind of figured that.

- Well, you're the right man
- for me.

It's just

not the right time.

But I still love you.

I love you, too, Lisa.

Come here.

They got me.

I feel so bad that mom and

Terrence aren't getting married.

- But now we don't have
- to split up.

I know, it's great.

It's all about us,

isn't it?

So, anyway, things were

getting back to normal.

- You are
- the world champion.

Kids, don't try this at home.

I'm a professional.

I'm glad you and Terrence

have worked things out.

Guess he's gotten over

your fantasizing about me.

- Don't you
- get it, ray?

- I had to dream
- about something awful to...

To shock me into realizing

I needed more time.

It had to be disgusting,

vile, grotesque...

Repugnant.

Oh, that's a good one.

- I was going for "stanky,"
- but that one works better.

Well, I'm glad

I could help.

- And my Terrence, he's
- going to wait for me.

- Well, I'm happy
- for you, Lisa.

What?

It's so funny.

For a split second,

I thought that dream meant

that I had feelings for you.

Get out of here.

That is funny.

And then I thought

it was because

you had feelings

for me.

That's hilarious!

Can you think

of a more unlikely pair?

You and...

Me... together!

Whoo-hoo!

- Oh, my side,
- oh, my side.

- Oh, oh, I can't breathe,
- I can't breathe!

Stop, stop, stop!

Lisa, look, I can't

eat, I can't sleep.

I've had feelings for you

since the day you moved in.

You've invaded my soul, Lisa.

I love you...

You do?

Yeah, I do.

Oh, ray...

I love you, too.

Dad, you were great.

- Yeah, thanks
- for winning these, ray.

Well, take good care of 'em.

- They cost more than
- a college education.

- What happened to Roger?
- I don't know.

- Last time I saw him,
- he was trying to cash

Your savings bond at

the kissing booth.

Come on, let's go.

- Mr. Campbell, Mr. Campbell.
- Yeah.

- I met this lady
- at the carnival

- Who's dying
- to meet you.

Really?

Well, uh, I am

the stuff of dreams.