Shinka No Mi: Shiranai Uchi ni Kachigumi Jinsei (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 9 - Black Cat Oliga - full transcript
My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.
I'm a second-year in high school.
I ate some Fruit of Evolution
in another world
and got an invincible, OP physique!
Louise, the leader of the Valkyries,
a unit of beautiful women,
suddenly attacked me, but then...
May I call you Master?
Wh-What?
She suddenly became my apprentice?!
But I had no time to be surprised before...
Someone has attacked the king!
The assassin... is a child?!
What on earth is going on in
my life in another world?!
This kid has abnormal speed.
Name: Oliga Calmeria...
Age: 8?
And she's a girl, too!
Conditions: Enslaved?
Does that mean she's someone's slave?
She's coming this way!
Wow.
You really do look just like an assassin.
H-How?!
Huh? What do you mean, "how"?
You must die!
Not bad.
You threw a second knife
just after the first, huh?
These are dangerous for a child
to have, so I'm confiscating them.
Skill: Reflexive Defense activated.
Huh?
Look out! Dodge it!
Sorry!
Th-That was close!
The Reflexive Defense skill, huh?
My body reacted on its own!
This won't...
She's more childish than I thought.
Why would this girl become an assassin?
The Fruit of Evolution:
\h\hBefore I Knew It,
My Life Had It Made
Black Cat Oliga
Hey, there's something I'd like to ask you.
Damn it!
Sorry.
He disappeared?
Why would such a small child attack the king?
Master!
Seiichi-kun, who's that girl?
Everyone, this girl is the assassin.
You're kidding, right?
How could this girl be the assassin?
It's hard for me to believe, as well.
Lorna.
Interrogate her, please.
Right! Leave it to me!
Interrogate her? Lorna-san will?
Despite appearances, Lorna is
our nation's top interrogator.
Leave it to me!
It's been a while, so I'm raring to go!
B-By "interrogate," do you mean...
Lorna is the only person who's
mastered Queen Eris's S&M Lectures.
Come on, come on, come on, come on,
you stupid barrel of meat!
My muscles are telling me to enjoy this!
Don't give me that composed attitude!
Lorna!
Right!
Take that, and that, and that!
It's working! My sphincter!
Sounds like fun!
Setting that aside,
you're still here, Seiichi-kun?
I was worried about the king.
Is he all right?
His Majesty... won't wake up.
The weapon this girl cut the
king with was a Curse Knife.
The curse that the knife was
imbued with is "Eternal Slumber."
Once someone is wounded with that,
they'll never wake again.
Eternal Slumber...
No one has ever found a way to undo the curse.
What do we do?
If His Majesty never wakes again...
Louise-sama...
I want to help them somehow.
A way to undo a curse...
With Ar's curse, I didn't undo it.
I just inverted the effect.
That's it!
Everyone!
Please...
take me to the king!
What?!
No way! The king was...
Ranze-san?!
Wh-What is this?
Seiichi-kun?
You knew His Majesty, Master?
Y-Yeah, we've met...
I can't believe he's the king!
I-I didn't speak too impolitely, did I?
You're the one?
Huh?
The one who might be
able to wake His Majesty?
Master, I'll introduce you.
This is my older brother, Florio Balze.
He's the leader of our
nation's magic division.
Uh, I'm Seiichi.
So how is the king doing?
While I've healed his wounds with healing
magic, I'm unable to stop the curse.
I'm sorry.
If even your healing magic
can't undo the curse...
Seiichi-kun, I'm sorry, but could
you please lend us your power?
Please.
Please raise your heads.
I'll see what I can do.
You have my thanks, Seiichi-kun.
If there's no magic to undo curses,
then just create it.
A spell to deal with curses...
A spell to deal with curses...
Skill: Magic Creation activated.
First, I need a clear visualization.
A clear visual...
Visual...
What is a clear visual, anyway?!
What's a curse in the first place?
All these wrong things
are coming to mind now!
Anyway, this isn't good.
I need a visualization
of him getting better...
Get better...
Get better...
Get better...
Get Better, Get Better, Get Better
Get better, get better,
get better, get better,
Get Better, Get Better, Get Better
get better, get better, get better,
get better, get better!
Get Better
Get Better.
It just slipped from my mouth!
Invert Magic: Get Better has been created.
Huh?
Huh? What is Invert Magic: Get Better?
Does that mean it worked?!
Th-This is...
Curse: Eternal Slumber has been
inverted into Charm: Eternal Health.
S-Seriously?!
Why was I asleep?
Huh? Seiichi?
Ranze-san!
You did it!
Your Majesty!
I'm so glad!
Seiichi-kun here—no, Master Seiichi
easily undid the curse on you!
No, no, no, it wasn't that big a deal!
I see!
Thanks for saving me.
I'll have to give you some kind of reward.
You don't need to reward me.
Master!
Saving the king's life means you have saved
every one of us living in this nation!
There's no need for modesty.
That's right.
Seiichi, I'll do anything I can for you as king.
In that case, there is one thing...
Your Majesty!
I humbly beseech you.
What is it, Zakia?
There is something I must
inquire about, Your Majesty.
That's haughty of you, Zakia!
Your Majesty, where are
the heroes right now?
Hmph, those slaves?
I've sent them all to Barbador Magic Academy.
For our benefit.
Hey, so you know...
Kannazuki-senpai!
At this rate, we heroes are likely
to be ostracized at this academy.
How did it end up like this?
I know the reason.
Well, well.
What are you all doing over there?
Tougou Rento,
Ooyama Tsuyoshi,
and Kisaragi Masaya.
Don't glare at us like that, Kannazuki-san.
Your good looks will go to waste.
So? What were you all talking about?
It has nothing to do with you all.
Get lost.
Scary!
But you know, making such a strong-willed
woman submit is also pretty great!
Huh? What is it, Kenji?
You think you can go around acting
superior to your club senior? Huh?!
Come on, now. If you don't hurry up
and tell us what you were talking about,
we'll cause more problems.
Scumbag!
Fine, I'll tell you, then!
We were talking about the reason we heroes
are becoming ostracized at this academy.
What, that's all?
The reason is obviously us.
That old guy, Helio-san, told us to, remember?
Go show them the power of the heroes.
Right?
We're able to master the magic
taught at this academy right away.
Our potential's way different
than those plebs.
Exactly.
Being a hero means being one of the strong.
We're just exercising our privileges in
a world where it's survival of the fittest.
That's no reason to go so far!
Well, you have fun trying
to act like good people.
What was that?!
Enough. Kenji, Shouta, let's go.
But...
Just drop it.
I can't believe there's such
a large bath in the castle.
Seiichi.
This place is my dream.
Huh?
Mind listening for a bit?
By the way, Lorna,
is the interrogation of
the assassin going well?
Well, actually, she's keeping
her lips tightly sealed.
Anyway, Louise-sama,
Your delicate skin is almost like silk!
Th-That tickles!
By the way, that was
impressive earlier, wasn't it?
The reward Seiichi asked His Majesty for.
In that case, there is one thing...
That was so cool!
"King, I don't need any such grand reward.
I only desire one thing.
Please allow me to train in magic and
swordsmanship with Louise and the others."
Me, too! Me, too!
That's my Master for you.
That's my Seiichi!
You're every bit the man I knew you were!
Feel free to use the training areas
and anything else as you like!
They didn't say it quite like that, though.
Hey, Saria.
Aren't you worried about Seiichi?
Huh?
I mean, he got dragged off by
all those beautiful Valkyries.
That's right. They took Master.
Worried?
What I'm saying is,
he might come back with new women again!
Are you okay with that, Saria-san?
I'm fine! After all, it's Seiichi.
"After all, it's Seiichi"?
I have faith that Seiichi can overcome
anything in an amusing way.
I couldn't tell you why if you asked, though.
Saria-san...
I can't help but be jealous.
Jealous?
Seiichi-kun, am I not good enough?
Seiichi-kun, I want the genes
of a strong man like you.
We can only recognize love
when it comes with pain.
If anything like that happens,
I won't be able to curb my jealousy!
Damn it! The jealousy!
Ow! My foot! I-It's cramping!
Ow, ow, ow! M-My foot!
Hey, Seiichi.
One day, I want
to build public baths throughout
this nation—no, the entire world.
Throughout the world?
Yeah.
When you're in the bath,
nationality and race don't matter.
Whether you're human or demon
doesn't matter, either.
Everyone's equal.
One day, I want everyone in
the world to stop fighting
and be able to enjoy spending time
naked with each other like this.
Well, that's my silly dream.
Ranze-san...
Your Majesty!
Is it true you sent the heroes
to Barbador Magic Academy?!
Hmph. So what if it is?
How could you?!
They were still—
Silence, insolent fool!
You dare question His Majesty's ideas?
Hmph! They're all just
sacrificial pawns, anyway.
The heroes are sacrificial pawns?
What do you plan to do if they
ever use their power against us?!
The heroes revolting?
Impossible!
What?
I, the greatest mage in this empire,
Helio Robahn, have placed
Enslavement Bracelets on them.
Enslavement Bracelets?!
In the event they do try to remove them...
Helio, you bastard!
Wh-Wh-Who's there?!
Someone was sniping.
Likely an enemy targeting Your Majesty.
Hey, Zakia!
What are you dawdling for?!
Go and capture the foe
who shot at me right away!
At once.
Helio, I leave His Majesty to you.
Hmph!
Quit prattling and hurry!
I can't believe someone would
come after Your Majesty!
Who on earth was behind this?
It wasn't those demons, was it?
Your Majesty,
I recently heard something odd
concerning the demons.
What is it?
I've heard that King Ranze of
the nearby Kingdom of Wimberg
is forming an alliance with the demons.
Oh?
That would be treason when
Your Majesty is obviously
preparing to fight them, would it not?
But there's no need for concern.
I've already taken measures.
What?!
I'm sure you've heard the name, as well.
I sent out the Dark Executioner,
the one nobody can escape once targeted,
the Twilight Assassin.
Right around now, he should be tasting
the same humiliation I just faced.
Impressive, Your Majesty!
Seiichi.
Master.
Seiichi-kun.
Y-Yes?
Huh? Why are all of you here?
These ladies said they wished
to see you, Seiichi-kun.
Man, Saria's been so worried
about you all this time!
Huh? Wh-What?
Saria...
H-Hey, Ar!
Apparently, she couldn't stop her
jealousy at the thought of you
surrounded by all the Valkyries.
Th-That's what you said, Ar!
I-I never said any such thing.
Master!
My, what a pretty woman.
Such a sweet, floral scent!
Seiichi!
Have you and this woman already...
I-It's not what you think!
She's Louise, the captain of the Valkyries.
Wha... You're the Knight of Swords?
Nice to meet you.
Master has been taking good care of me.
I'm Saria.
I'm Seiichi's wife!
Oh, my...
Oh?
Way to go, Seiichi-kun!
I'm surprised you landed such
an adorable partner!
Y-Yes, well...
I-I'm Artoria Gremm.
I'm, um, Seiichi's... g-g-g-girlfriend!
What?! This one's your girlfriend?!
Oh, well, that's...
I'm Lulune.
I've dedicated my body and soul
to Master as his loyal servant!
S-Servant?!
What kind of introductions are these?!
A wife, a girlfriend, and a servant...
You're wild, Seiichi-kun.
N-Nah...
Master.
I am proud to have a master like you.
Impressive, Seiichi-kun.
Any other man would go up in flames
and be forced to show restraint.
What's happening to my reputation?
Now then, little kitten...
Today we're going to make
you spill everything.
It wasn't until after this that I learned
all about the far too tragic past
that this tiny girl shouldered.
Time for "Seiichi's Status for Today"!
Huh? We're doing it in the bath?!
At least wrap a bath towel around yourself!
Hiiragi Seiichi
Race: Human (Human)
Gender: Male (Male) Class: Mystery (Magic Swordsman)
Age: 17 (17) Level: 15 (15)
Mana: 1698300 (100 [Fixed]) Attack: 1644000 (100 [Fixed])
Defense: 1667000 (100 [Fixed]) Agility: 1690000 (100 [Fixed])
Magic Attack: 1674000 (100 [Fixed]) Magic Defense: 1632000 (100 [Fixed])
Luck: 1610000 (100 [Fixed])
Charm: Trying to Quantify This Has Become Ridiculous (100 [Fixed])
Personal Skills:
Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery. Complete Harvesting.
Sixth Sense. Adaptation. Steal Skill. Modify. World Vision. Reflexive Defense. Instructor.
Skills:
Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws. Conquering Claws.
Dragon God's Claws.
Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance. Confusion Resistance. Charm Resistance.
Petrification Resistance. Bind Resistance. Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance.
Intimidation Resistance.
Movement: Instant Movement.
Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior). Enemy Detection.
Disguise Prowess. Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Absorb. Compress. Comprehend All Languages.
Penetration. Intimidation.
Support: Omit Chant. Magic Creation. Pinnacle of Sorcery. Composite Magic. Mass Activation.
Enchant Magic: Master. Circle Magic: Master.
Magic:
Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master. Earth Magic: Master.
Spatial Magic: Master. Ice Magic: Master. Fire Magic: Master. Lightning Magic: Master.
Unique Magic: Hellfire. Invert Magic.
Ultimate Skills:
Gale. Flash. Haze. Abundant Blossoming of Swords. One With The Sword.
Martial Art:
Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder
Equipment:
High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants. High Quality Undershirt. High Quality Briefs.
Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger. Bracelet of the Night.
Dark King's Stone Choker. Necklace of Endless Love.
Rapier of Whirling Hatred. Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots.
Titles:
Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife. Peak of All. Tactless. King of Men.
Dragon Exterminator. God Slayer. Pinnacle of Magic.
Money:
2500304060 G
Looks like it hasn't changed too much.
So now we need an emergency plan.
First, please have a look here.
We'll have both Ar and Lulune-chan
attempt this kiss scene!
Huh?
What do you mean?
You'll each be presented in order, so please
show us how you'd kiss Seiichi's cheek!
Let's start right now!
First up is Lulune-chan.
Three, two, one! Go!
Smooch...
Next is Ar! Give it a try!
Three, two, one! Go!
Smooch...
And there you have it!
We'll see you again next time!
Goodbye!
Where did that forced cue even come from?!
Seiichi saves Oliga from
her dark, tragic curse.
There's barely a moment to enjoy a new ally
before a dark threat takes action.
Next Time
Creeping Kaiser Empire
Next time: "Creeping Kaiser Empire."
The calamity begins.
I'm a second-year in high school.
I ate some Fruit of Evolution
in another world
and got an invincible, OP physique!
Louise, the leader of the Valkyries,
a unit of beautiful women,
suddenly attacked me, but then...
May I call you Master?
Wh-What?
She suddenly became my apprentice?!
But I had no time to be surprised before...
Someone has attacked the king!
The assassin... is a child?!
What on earth is going on in
my life in another world?!
This kid has abnormal speed.
Name: Oliga Calmeria...
Age: 8?
And she's a girl, too!
Conditions: Enslaved?
Does that mean she's someone's slave?
She's coming this way!
Wow.
You really do look just like an assassin.
H-How?!
Huh? What do you mean, "how"?
You must die!
Not bad.
You threw a second knife
just after the first, huh?
These are dangerous for a child
to have, so I'm confiscating them.
Skill: Reflexive Defense activated.
Huh?
Look out! Dodge it!
Sorry!
Th-That was close!
The Reflexive Defense skill, huh?
My body reacted on its own!
This won't...
She's more childish than I thought.
Why would this girl become an assassin?
The Fruit of Evolution:
\h\hBefore I Knew It,
My Life Had It Made
Black Cat Oliga
Hey, there's something I'd like to ask you.
Damn it!
Sorry.
He disappeared?
Why would such a small child attack the king?
Master!
Seiichi-kun, who's that girl?
Everyone, this girl is the assassin.
You're kidding, right?
How could this girl be the assassin?
It's hard for me to believe, as well.
Lorna.
Interrogate her, please.
Right! Leave it to me!
Interrogate her? Lorna-san will?
Despite appearances, Lorna is
our nation's top interrogator.
Leave it to me!
It's been a while, so I'm raring to go!
B-By "interrogate," do you mean...
Lorna is the only person who's
mastered Queen Eris's S&M Lectures.
Come on, come on, come on, come on,
you stupid barrel of meat!
My muscles are telling me to enjoy this!
Don't give me that composed attitude!
Lorna!
Right!
Take that, and that, and that!
It's working! My sphincter!
Sounds like fun!
Setting that aside,
you're still here, Seiichi-kun?
I was worried about the king.
Is he all right?
His Majesty... won't wake up.
The weapon this girl cut the
king with was a Curse Knife.
The curse that the knife was
imbued with is "Eternal Slumber."
Once someone is wounded with that,
they'll never wake again.
Eternal Slumber...
No one has ever found a way to undo the curse.
What do we do?
If His Majesty never wakes again...
Louise-sama...
I want to help them somehow.
A way to undo a curse...
With Ar's curse, I didn't undo it.
I just inverted the effect.
That's it!
Everyone!
Please...
take me to the king!
What?!
No way! The king was...
Ranze-san?!
Wh-What is this?
Seiichi-kun?
You knew His Majesty, Master?
Y-Yeah, we've met...
I can't believe he's the king!
I-I didn't speak too impolitely, did I?
You're the one?
Huh?
The one who might be
able to wake His Majesty?
Master, I'll introduce you.
This is my older brother, Florio Balze.
He's the leader of our
nation's magic division.
Uh, I'm Seiichi.
So how is the king doing?
While I've healed his wounds with healing
magic, I'm unable to stop the curse.
I'm sorry.
If even your healing magic
can't undo the curse...
Seiichi-kun, I'm sorry, but could
you please lend us your power?
Please.
Please raise your heads.
I'll see what I can do.
You have my thanks, Seiichi-kun.
If there's no magic to undo curses,
then just create it.
A spell to deal with curses...
A spell to deal with curses...
Skill: Magic Creation activated.
First, I need a clear visualization.
A clear visual...
Visual...
What is a clear visual, anyway?!
What's a curse in the first place?
All these wrong things
are coming to mind now!
Anyway, this isn't good.
I need a visualization
of him getting better...
Get better...
Get better...
Get better...
Get Better, Get Better, Get Better
Get better, get better,
get better, get better,
Get Better, Get Better, Get Better
get better, get better, get better,
get better, get better!
Get Better
Get Better.
It just slipped from my mouth!
Invert Magic: Get Better has been created.
Huh?
Huh? What is Invert Magic: Get Better?
Does that mean it worked?!
Th-This is...
Curse: Eternal Slumber has been
inverted into Charm: Eternal Health.
S-Seriously?!
Why was I asleep?
Huh? Seiichi?
Ranze-san!
You did it!
Your Majesty!
I'm so glad!
Seiichi-kun here—no, Master Seiichi
easily undid the curse on you!
No, no, no, it wasn't that big a deal!
I see!
Thanks for saving me.
I'll have to give you some kind of reward.
You don't need to reward me.
Master!
Saving the king's life means you have saved
every one of us living in this nation!
There's no need for modesty.
That's right.
Seiichi, I'll do anything I can for you as king.
In that case, there is one thing...
Your Majesty!
I humbly beseech you.
What is it, Zakia?
There is something I must
inquire about, Your Majesty.
That's haughty of you, Zakia!
Your Majesty, where are
the heroes right now?
Hmph, those slaves?
I've sent them all to Barbador Magic Academy.
For our benefit.
Hey, so you know...
Kannazuki-senpai!
At this rate, we heroes are likely
to be ostracized at this academy.
How did it end up like this?
I know the reason.
Well, well.
What are you all doing over there?
Tougou Rento,
Ooyama Tsuyoshi,
and Kisaragi Masaya.
Don't glare at us like that, Kannazuki-san.
Your good looks will go to waste.
So? What were you all talking about?
It has nothing to do with you all.
Get lost.
Scary!
But you know, making such a strong-willed
woman submit is also pretty great!
Huh? What is it, Kenji?
You think you can go around acting
superior to your club senior? Huh?!
Come on, now. If you don't hurry up
and tell us what you were talking about,
we'll cause more problems.
Scumbag!
Fine, I'll tell you, then!
We were talking about the reason we heroes
are becoming ostracized at this academy.
What, that's all?
The reason is obviously us.
That old guy, Helio-san, told us to, remember?
Go show them the power of the heroes.
Right?
We're able to master the magic
taught at this academy right away.
Our potential's way different
than those plebs.
Exactly.
Being a hero means being one of the strong.
We're just exercising our privileges in
a world where it's survival of the fittest.
That's no reason to go so far!
Well, you have fun trying
to act like good people.
What was that?!
Enough. Kenji, Shouta, let's go.
But...
Just drop it.
I can't believe there's such
a large bath in the castle.
Seiichi.
This place is my dream.
Huh?
Mind listening for a bit?
By the way, Lorna,
is the interrogation of
the assassin going well?
Well, actually, she's keeping
her lips tightly sealed.
Anyway, Louise-sama,
Your delicate skin is almost like silk!
Th-That tickles!
By the way, that was
impressive earlier, wasn't it?
The reward Seiichi asked His Majesty for.
In that case, there is one thing...
That was so cool!
"King, I don't need any such grand reward.
I only desire one thing.
Please allow me to train in magic and
swordsmanship with Louise and the others."
Me, too! Me, too!
That's my Master for you.
That's my Seiichi!
You're every bit the man I knew you were!
Feel free to use the training areas
and anything else as you like!
They didn't say it quite like that, though.
Hey, Saria.
Aren't you worried about Seiichi?
Huh?
I mean, he got dragged off by
all those beautiful Valkyries.
That's right. They took Master.
Worried?
What I'm saying is,
he might come back with new women again!
Are you okay with that, Saria-san?
I'm fine! After all, it's Seiichi.
"After all, it's Seiichi"?
I have faith that Seiichi can overcome
anything in an amusing way.
I couldn't tell you why if you asked, though.
Saria-san...
I can't help but be jealous.
Jealous?
Seiichi-kun, am I not good enough?
Seiichi-kun, I want the genes
of a strong man like you.
We can only recognize love
when it comes with pain.
If anything like that happens,
I won't be able to curb my jealousy!
Damn it! The jealousy!
Ow! My foot! I-It's cramping!
Ow, ow, ow! M-My foot!
Hey, Seiichi.
One day, I want
to build public baths throughout
this nation—no, the entire world.
Throughout the world?
Yeah.
When you're in the bath,
nationality and race don't matter.
Whether you're human or demon
doesn't matter, either.
Everyone's equal.
One day, I want everyone in
the world to stop fighting
and be able to enjoy spending time
naked with each other like this.
Well, that's my silly dream.
Ranze-san...
Your Majesty!
Is it true you sent the heroes
to Barbador Magic Academy?!
Hmph. So what if it is?
How could you?!
They were still—
Silence, insolent fool!
You dare question His Majesty's ideas?
Hmph! They're all just
sacrificial pawns, anyway.
The heroes are sacrificial pawns?
What do you plan to do if they
ever use their power against us?!
The heroes revolting?
Impossible!
What?
I, the greatest mage in this empire,
Helio Robahn, have placed
Enslavement Bracelets on them.
Enslavement Bracelets?!
In the event they do try to remove them...
Helio, you bastard!
Wh-Wh-Who's there?!
Someone was sniping.
Likely an enemy targeting Your Majesty.
Hey, Zakia!
What are you dawdling for?!
Go and capture the foe
who shot at me right away!
At once.
Helio, I leave His Majesty to you.
Hmph!
Quit prattling and hurry!
I can't believe someone would
come after Your Majesty!
Who on earth was behind this?
It wasn't those demons, was it?
Your Majesty,
I recently heard something odd
concerning the demons.
What is it?
I've heard that King Ranze of
the nearby Kingdom of Wimberg
is forming an alliance with the demons.
Oh?
That would be treason when
Your Majesty is obviously
preparing to fight them, would it not?
But there's no need for concern.
I've already taken measures.
What?!
I'm sure you've heard the name, as well.
I sent out the Dark Executioner,
the one nobody can escape once targeted,
the Twilight Assassin.
Right around now, he should be tasting
the same humiliation I just faced.
Impressive, Your Majesty!
Seiichi.
Master.
Seiichi-kun.
Y-Yes?
Huh? Why are all of you here?
These ladies said they wished
to see you, Seiichi-kun.
Man, Saria's been so worried
about you all this time!
Huh? Wh-What?
Saria...
H-Hey, Ar!
Apparently, she couldn't stop her
jealousy at the thought of you
surrounded by all the Valkyries.
Th-That's what you said, Ar!
I-I never said any such thing.
Master!
My, what a pretty woman.
Such a sweet, floral scent!
Seiichi!
Have you and this woman already...
I-It's not what you think!
She's Louise, the captain of the Valkyries.
Wha... You're the Knight of Swords?
Nice to meet you.
Master has been taking good care of me.
I'm Saria.
I'm Seiichi's wife!
Oh, my...
Oh?
Way to go, Seiichi-kun!
I'm surprised you landed such
an adorable partner!
Y-Yes, well...
I-I'm Artoria Gremm.
I'm, um, Seiichi's... g-g-g-girlfriend!
What?! This one's your girlfriend?!
Oh, well, that's...
I'm Lulune.
I've dedicated my body and soul
to Master as his loyal servant!
S-Servant?!
What kind of introductions are these?!
A wife, a girlfriend, and a servant...
You're wild, Seiichi-kun.
N-Nah...
Master.
I am proud to have a master like you.
Impressive, Seiichi-kun.
Any other man would go up in flames
and be forced to show restraint.
What's happening to my reputation?
Now then, little kitten...
Today we're going to make
you spill everything.
It wasn't until after this that I learned
all about the far too tragic past
that this tiny girl shouldered.
Time for "Seiichi's Status for Today"!
Huh? We're doing it in the bath?!
At least wrap a bath towel around yourself!
Hiiragi Seiichi
Race: Human (Human)
Gender: Male (Male) Class: Mystery (Magic Swordsman)
Age: 17 (17) Level: 15 (15)
Mana: 1698300 (100 [Fixed]) Attack: 1644000 (100 [Fixed])
Defense: 1667000 (100 [Fixed]) Agility: 1690000 (100 [Fixed])
Magic Attack: 1674000 (100 [Fixed]) Magic Defense: 1632000 (100 [Fixed])
Luck: 1610000 (100 [Fixed])
Charm: Trying to Quantify This Has Become Ridiculous (100 [Fixed])
Personal Skills:
Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery. Complete Harvesting.
Sixth Sense. Adaptation. Steal Skill. Modify. World Vision. Reflexive Defense. Instructor.
Skills:
Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws. Conquering Claws.
Dragon God's Claws.
Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance. Confusion Resistance. Charm Resistance.
Petrification Resistance. Bind Resistance. Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance.
Intimidation Resistance.
Movement: Instant Movement.
Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior). Enemy Detection.
Disguise Prowess. Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Absorb. Compress. Comprehend All Languages.
Penetration. Intimidation.
Support: Omit Chant. Magic Creation. Pinnacle of Sorcery. Composite Magic. Mass Activation.
Enchant Magic: Master. Circle Magic: Master.
Magic:
Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master. Earth Magic: Master.
Spatial Magic: Master. Ice Magic: Master. Fire Magic: Master. Lightning Magic: Master.
Unique Magic: Hellfire. Invert Magic.
Ultimate Skills:
Gale. Flash. Haze. Abundant Blossoming of Swords. One With The Sword.
Martial Art:
Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder
Equipment:
High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants. High Quality Undershirt. High Quality Briefs.
Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger. Bracelet of the Night.
Dark King's Stone Choker. Necklace of Endless Love.
Rapier of Whirling Hatred. Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots.
Titles:
Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife. Peak of All. Tactless. King of Men.
Dragon Exterminator. God Slayer. Pinnacle of Magic.
Money:
2500304060 G
Looks like it hasn't changed too much.
So now we need an emergency plan.
First, please have a look here.
We'll have both Ar and Lulune-chan
attempt this kiss scene!
Huh?
What do you mean?
You'll each be presented in order, so please
show us how you'd kiss Seiichi's cheek!
Let's start right now!
First up is Lulune-chan.
Three, two, one! Go!
Smooch...
Next is Ar! Give it a try!
Three, two, one! Go!
Smooch...
And there you have it!
We'll see you again next time!
Goodbye!
Where did that forced cue even come from?!
Seiichi saves Oliga from
her dark, tragic curse.
There's barely a moment to enjoy a new ally
before a dark threat takes action.
Next Time
Creeping Kaiser Empire
Next time: "Creeping Kaiser Empire."
The calamity begins.