Shameless (2004–2013): Season 7, Episode 14 - Episode #7.14 - full transcript

When Paddy plans to move on with new lady friend Rosalita he and Mimi decide to divorce,only to discover their marriage was never legal.so they have to get married again quickly to make the children legitimate. They hope to keep things secret but Micky finds out. After Frank has stolen from her Patty sets him up for benefit fraud,leading to a day in the cells for them both whilst Micky gets picked up by attractive Gary. Unfortunately Gary thinks Micky is Paddy and is only sleeping with him for the status,which he publicly declares.

Here tickets
the Chatsworth Express.

Come see without aggravation
the lives that we were given

by up ...

children who are convinced
its really not yours.

away!

What the sounds of Earth
I could never replace.

Boys in need of money
or wives calling in the face.

It is for this that people ...
including me ...

believes the pub and drugs
were kindly invented,

to calm and avoid
we'll go crazy.

essence of Chatsworth.



We are worth every penny ...

Nothing you care.

but ... pay your taxes.

Imagine Britain without
Chatsworth buccaneers.

What come to do
the price of a beer, eh?

Make Poverty History!
Cheaper Drugs Now

Make Poverty History!
Cheaper Drugs Now

Spread out!
Fiesta!

After many years of marriage,
I can say with hand on heart,

it is better to have loved
and lost than never to have loved.

What a bunch of nonsense.

- Mimi.
- Patrick.

That's all I need, Mimi.

New beginning
new opportunities.



I know, for both.

Come on, we'll be late.

A Patrick was offered a
business opportunity in Ireland.

Nightclubs,
two in Belfast, one in Lisburn.

I have always rejected
that offer, because ...

... This means relocating.

- We want to continue life apart.
- This divorce is not required.

As you see,
This wedding certificate is false.

What?

not what is written
on paper.

But we signed in the church,
with Father Jim.

There's the rub.

Come here, stupid bastard!

"Jim's father was not a Father?

- According to Interpol, no.
- And that means ...

You can not be divorced,

because they were never married.

What?

Carl call me as soon
as you can.

Why did you get, Stella takes
nap and we are backward.

- Where?
- The book club.

Damn.
How late?

Willy Wonka is on TV
at 5, she loves it.

And if you behave yourself, you can return
unless you buy something as a gift.

Just give me a few pounds
I have not smoked in nearly three hours.

- Tell him you're not a milk cow.
- Do not mess.

I order up
let dry!

I bet she has
money saved.

I will not steal from my mother
to feed your addiction.

so we can see how you
improved without your drugs.

Stella is sleeping.

In the eyes of God I'm not
more than a vile whore!

What about Mandy and Fergal?

They have access denied
at the gates of heaven!

They were trapped in purgatory
forever! Whose fault is it?

The idiot who put on a cassock
and posed as a priest.

Wrong answer.

It's your fault!

What?

Even clean up
my own ass with this.

Get out!

Where did you get Father Jim

can not remember
was a friend of the clan,

was in a hurry,
you made me hurry.

Because wanted to walk down the aisle
in my third trimester. So I did.

You did it on purpose.

Are you kidding?
How are supposed to know?

Now it all makes sense

I thought it was cheating
to get married,

so you took any fraud,
just to shut me up.

And the children ...
all are bastards ...

Please tell me something I do not know.

- We must re-marry.
- What?

- We must re-marry.
- No, no.

You wanted this divorce,

and because of you, we were
married first.

Now we will do as intended,
for the sake of children,

one must know this,

so far everyone
the divorce became final,

and we are happy as worms.

- See you tonight to fix it.
- Speaking of being friendly.

- Hello everyone!
- Hi, Dad!

I'm on top of the world, son!
It's official, I am a free man.

But the most important ...
I am a free woman.

Are you okay?

I was just thinking.

- Is not as if they separate?
- It is no separation

is that now we are all orphans.

Damn!

- Are you okay?
- I've never felt better.

I even got
an appointment with someone.

How nice! Can you tell
Who's the lucky?

I met him last week
the food section of Tosca.

- And how is it?
- Damn beautiful.

- What is your name?
- Jack Beam.

I do not think ...!

Really!
That's what he said

It is understandable that you feel
bad for your parents you know?

They used to go every Sunday.

He was never in the week,
Sunday was the only day that was.

Although only read one book,
did not matter,

while we were
everyone at the table.

My favorite moment of the week.

Some people
were never yours.

That's life,
is what families do.

What good it that way,
if the family is going to collapse?

You can not say that.

Yes I can.

Why look for partner
if everything is going to go to hell?

I'll spare you the problem,
I'll stay single.

- Come, let's go.
- What?

Do not argue, just arr?glate.

Do not worry, your brother again
soon. Dad did not take, darling.

- Come to midnight or you will be punished.
- Much cleavage?

Are you kidding!
You can never have too much cleavage.

I beg to differ.

See you later.

Shane, come on in the house
Dad, boys night.

But ... What the hell?

For you Dad.

Celebrate everything Dad!

INCOMING CALL ...
MIMI

Salud!

What the hell are we celebrating?

- Rosalita?
- No.

Okay,
agree, I know.

The wig, before you say it,
my hair is dead.

But I prefer to use
the word "short."

I'm not Rosalita.

I removed a few years off. He feared that
telling the truth, not coming.

I added a few inches
my height.

What do you think?
Enough good for Tom Cruise?

Excuse me?

I!
Herbert!

I'm not Rosalita,

and never be Rosalita,
Do you understand that?

Now, do me a favor, you piece of garbage,
go, although I prefer the phrase ...

Get out of here!

"Herbert?
Rosalita!

Nice to meet Rosalita,
but I am not Herbert.

But you can be, do not tell me
I also abandoned.

- Something like that.
- Let me buy you a drink.

Are you gay?

Married?

- I should know.
- Actually ... no.

Ever.

IDIOT!

So ...
What is the problem?

None, sweet, usually it's just that
'm the one who pays for the drinks.

- What would you like?
- Lemon Vodka, please.

- Double?
- Why not?

I'll take care of this ...

Sorry, remind me of someone
I saw ten seconds,

was about to tell you
not come here very often.

I see you prefer
a humorous angle.

If this bar was a market
meat, you'd be first.

That's no fun.

In fact, someone told me that once.

- Really?
- For my life, a complete idiot.

I'm Gary.

Pasa.

There is beer in the fridge.
Help yourself.

I made it myself.

- What?
- This place, I did it myself.

Lindo.

- I am an architect.
- Yes?

What are you?

- I have my own company.
- What are you doing?

Credit Control,
gaining in the market,

big rewards
after loans

Can be a bit ruthless,
but I love it.

- I can see it.
- They said it badly in my life

but I showed them
they were wrong.

That's ...

Go away damn

Bitch ...

A man with ambition.

- What do you like?
- Just to start ...

something casual, some positions,
I prefer the 69 ...

I do not usually like
penetration in the first date

unless anal
with bellows. If it seems.

He talked about music.

Hello, Frank!

"Toast?

Yes ..

If you do not mind ...

No hassle ...

I think not, darling!

No hassle ...

- How dare you?
- Damn old!

Do you think Libby would give you another chance
if I knew you stole my savings?

And what about you?
Your benefits last for 10 years.

Return it!

"You're never satisfied, woman?
You're a cad.

You'd be screwed if not for me
would be in the street homeless.

That does not entitle you
to take my money.

Of course, otherwise
would you spend your money in nursing homes.

I am your financier ...

so all the money is mine.

Do you understand?

This is your idea
revenge right?

Do not be reached to ruin
our first marriage,

but they also want
fuck this one.

Am I distracted?

Father Tony, a priest legitimate
is testing his church

and told us
maybe we could help.

If you want to fix things
meet me there at noon.

Come on, move!

Mimi ... Rosalita.
Rosalita ... Mimi.

Do not be late,
Leaving the dog at home.

I will be frank with you,

I can not.

It goes against what I represent,
Mimi. You know.

God does not care.
Would you mind?

I understand what it means for you
but my blessing

will not undo the fact that
their children are illegitimate.

With respect father, did not come
to give us a sermon.

- Shut up! "
- It's supposed to be religious,

an ambassador of goodwill?
go hoax.

- You can not say in church hoax.
- I can say that I can think of.

Help would not hurt, does it?

Let the point, right?
We know everything about you.

- Obvio!
- May you curse the people,

does not mean
you can curse God.

- Not so, amigo.
- Who do you call a friend?

- I'm not afraid.
- It's because he is afraid of God ...

Paddy!

And to think that someone would dress well
to mount a mockery, hypocrisy.

Not your fault!

Must go.

Now!

I had to abort when
I had the opportunity

are not made to be a father.

Sorry Jesus, was not seriously
what I said abortion,

would have 100 sons.

Say ten Hail Mary.

Can not you stay for breakfast
hot lips?

Any reason?

I like you.

Me too I like you,
if you want to know.

You could at least leave your number.

"To be reviewing the phone
and wondering why I did not call?

That's not my style.

You call me, then.
Later.

Let's go for a drink.
Nothing hard.

Sorry for being late.
I was with a pretty girl.

Than good.
What is your name?

Right. The Raylies, my friends
say they have problems.

New people are stuck in their way,
we will pay for delete.

What?

We already know.

We're on it.

It was for mom
wants to make sure ...

handle your business part
from now on.

What about my contacts?

But you will go, right?

- Anything else?
- Not at the moment.

Well, we go.

Hello, wanted to know, if you were still
interested in that drink,

you know, just a drink, nothing more,
you decide, I am willing.

But listen, if you're busy
there is no rush.

I have also plans
you know how ...

like going to the doctor,
not have herpes or something

is routine checkup every six months ...

These bells are
everything seem real.

That is all that was our
marriage, a fiction.

Was it real for us.

Tell him you have two days, when not
then, he's going to get ugly.

Well ...

I told you
I wanted out on Wednesday.

Did you do the funny or what?

Since when did architects
make hamburgers?

Have you ever loved me or you married
me because it was "right"?

- Of course I loved you.
- Why Ireland?

- Business.
- Or pleasure?

You were at home sluts
when he was not right?

I just wanted to impress ...
Perhaps this is your credit control?

- Actually, yes.
- Let's be honest,

I do not receive payment
until next week.

So he used me
with all your lies.

Arlene is the damn right?

"Arlene?
"The premium Arlene?

Were spending a long time
on business trips,

you were not for the birth
none of our children.

So you could have a second family.

You lost your mind, woman.

Now you know everything.

I have no more secrets.

Micky

If my brother's bastard
finds out, will kill you.

Can not tell
you know me?

- But ...
- It's a secret!

So I'm not the only
with a secret.

I gave him 48 hours
should come out quite right.

You better find
a priest marry us,

to divorce,

because if I have to be me
which he sought,

I will grind you to a pulp
prior to take you to Ireland.

I did not think you would see.

Look, panic ...

A box of chocolates or flowers
had not been too bad.

Why do not you tell me,
Mr Maguire?

Does that matter?

No.

For nothing.

- Then do not care what the ...
- What? Is this ...?

Can I have another
later, if you like.

"We remain engaged?

Sure, I'm sleeping
with Paddy Maguire.

Just promise me
you will keep this ...

... Under the water, right?

- Paddy?
- Yes?

When you return my brother
I will be homeless.

He asked if I could
stay with you.

I know that we
little time together.

But it need not be very formal.

Just think I'll stay
on the couch.

But you'll be in my bed?

Yes!
What do you think?

- I thought we just had fun.
- Yes, right?

- Yes ..
- So ...

... Let me stay at your house,
then, to keep it that way ...

Why change?

I'm sleeping
Paddy Maguire with ...

Why the long face?

Not much ...

Only I feel it is too late
to fix things.

Son, I tell you, never too late
to fix things.

And you and Mom?

I know what I did was wrong and I live
sorry, but what I can do?

Do me harm?
What would that do?

I have a life to live.
And I have to work it.

"And you regret?

What mom?

That I'll never
be sorry, son.

Where is the damn fire?

- Civil registration has a space.
- When?

Today at 4:00.

He was helping me.

- Listen!
- Well, well!

What exactly
what can I do?

- I'll be there when you arrive at the altar.
- It will be the godfather.

I will be the maid of honor.

Well, you better start
to do this crap.

Get ready to go.

"Civil registry?

I did my best
with so little time.

But we are religious.

Patrick, please!
Patrick

We do it or not.
It's your decision.

I know what I earn with this.
It believed that my faith suspended.

I acobardar? .
We'll get married,

today at 4:00.
Like it or not, and you'll understand.

- Excuse me!
- I do not do so.

What?

Would you mind ...?

So?

Tonny Barton.

Remember?

I knew from
you were a brat.

He was given four months of life,
poor bastard.

Wine, I associated with your account

as he is concerned,
still alive.

The system did not help when
your father left me and left us alone

I do this for you and me.

Who do you think was paying
your medication all these years?

It's my revenge.
You understand that?

Frank did not make it worse.
He deserved it.

What did I do to save you.

- What?
- From the gossip!

When you gonna realize
he is the man I love?

You love your family.
Even you, stop complaining.

Liam, your father was arrested.

I know. Carl told me. "
See ya.

I need money to pay
his bond, mother. Where?

Where is the money?

Over my dead body!

She just does not want
me to be happy.

Siempre! I do not know what
what happens.

Well, we could put
in a nursing home.

You know, or euthanasia.

When you pay my bail me out,
that is what you will.

- We can not make bail.
- What?

No! I'll put in prison
if you can not pay!

I can not be prison!
Do not know how that is!

Well, look, your mother has money
hidden somewhere.

Find it.
Just get me out of here.

I'll see what I can do but can
need a little time.

Time! Mine is running out!
You know what?

Transferred to a dangerous internal
my cell before his trial.

Bugler called or Burger, or something,

their last five companions
cell ...

if not leaving here,
I will be number 6.

Crisis. Mom is home today.
I heard her say that.

- What?
- Who?

- With the new type.
- Is the supermarket? Jack Beam.

It's only been out a couple of days.

I do not even have known.

- Are you playing?
- It's out of spite.

- What did Dad?
- Well, it was not very pleased.

It's not really your problem,
are now divorced.

- What is and can still lose.
- What makes you think so?

Apart from the fact that he never
you left your mother's breast.

Something he said, in fact.

He got all sensitive
and blurred her eyes,

We have to stop,
for both mom and dad.

Must commit
their own mistakes, Mickey.

- It's been a week, Karen.
- This means that mom gets married again

after a week
is more than a simple error.

Who is this guy?
Where do you live?

Beautiful?

Ready?

Is this the last?

That's right.

- Damn, did not pass the page.
- Damn!

Damn!

We only have one option.
Go!

Love ... is patient.
Love is kind and not jealous.

Love is not presumptuous
or arrogant.

- Did you choose this fool?
- Damn ...

Love enjoys no injustice.
Love rejoices with the truth.

Love endures all things.

Love is not provoked,
does not take into account a wrong suffered ...

Wait!
No!

- Mom?
- Dad?

Look, I'm sorry
not what you ...

I love his mother.
I could not let go.

We ...

both tasks
big mistakes, but ...

I think I speak for everyone,
When I say "thanks."

This is a happy time
of my life, our lives.

I love you, Mimi.

Sorry.

Now declare
husband and wife.

Do you think that because Frank is not here
things will return to be like before?

It will not happen!

I can go ...
Thanks!

I know my son and I know when
is distracted by something.

Why not invite
to come to tea?

By God, Mickey,
is not vegetarian, do you?

No. ..

- Have you told her you love her?
- No. ..

- Then it's time to do so.
- Ruins everything by telling lies.

Does she believe?

If you want the relationship to work,
tell the truth.

Is the only basis
for a solid future.

She must love you
for who you are.

Hey everyone!
I think probably ...

... It is time for the happy couple

Yes! They can share
his old room back!

- My ass hurts.
- Do not ruin the moment.

- Are we going to leave soon for this?
- Do not know.

- You should have told the truth.
- What? True ... children.

We discovered that our marriage
was not true,

get married again
for you to be legitimized.

know that I was with that girl.

Nothing has changed ...
I still want a divorce.

Agreed.

Like, I'll go tomorrow.

You will not believe this.
Just called.

Remember that type
the burger stand

has told people
Paddy Maguire goes to bed with.

Fucking asshole!

- How could you betray me?
- I had no choice.

Just tell me where is the money ...

... And pay your deposit.
It's that simple.

Over my dead body.

At the base ...
my dresser.

"Libby?

Libby!

By God!

Our sacred stone.

Take that in your pocket
for two years, you know?

I have something to confess.

Not the coast.

A Shane is stuck
true in the nose,

while you were
Travel in Belfast.

To not know ...

I asked Jamie to get us
another stone getting back.

So I walked loading
this in my pocket for anything.

Do not let this wash,
Remember?

By God ...

My tears ...
wanted to save my tears.

The day Lennon was shot.

No tube nothing to do with Lennon.

Our Jamie said his first
word that day ... "Mom."

His first word was Daddy.

The first word
Mandy was Dad.

- Thanks friend.
- See ya.

Do you feel good going to bed
with the head of Chatsworth?

He is noted for all!
I said I keep a secret!

Paddy, listen ...

I'm not Paddy Maguire!
Yes?

- What?
- I'm tired of lies!

Mine, yours,
those of everyone else!

Not worth it!

Want to know the truth?

I'm a fool with slippers
tale!

I was under the toenails!

I like the pervert!
No!

Amo, so pervert!

And had a dog
me the suck!

So you want to go out?

Are not you Paddy?

I am not.

Remove this car for
midnight or skinning you!

What is it?

All these are hers.

We did well.

- I know love.
- Must be this ...

- We were one big family.
- We are ...

... A great family.

Sorry, I could not do
it work.

- Keep it Paddy.
- No. ..

Keep it ...

I remember like it was before ...

life we had.

You're a good father
in here you're a good man.

What the hell are you doing?

- What do you think we doing?
- Making a mistake.

I know that their marriage
is a farce, I heard,

on divorce in Ireland.

Do not try to deny it.

Mom, you told me the basics
a strong relationship is the truth.

Is it because it is love
or because it is easy?

Just do the right thing.

Not by us
or by someone else ...

... For you.

We'll love you no matter
what happens.

You know, you should not
be so lonely.

to be honest ...

would not take it that way
to kill children.

In what regards
this member into law.

I'm just kidding with you!
Go! Go!

Your turn!

You were in
for a while,

and need to leave ...
to despejarte.

Croker Like I love you Libby!

The first time I went
with Paddy, I wore a black dress.

Lucia genius
and I knew he knew.

What will you say to them?

Do not worry about them, are
accustomed to disappear.

I mean to be around.

I dressed again that dress
for our first anniversary.

I could not make
I entered for the second.

But not so freaked out.

I kept telling someday
entrarme again ...

... but never did;
was in the closet for years.

just hanging, waiting.

Bye Mimi.

the end I felt defeated and thrown it.

I walked again.

I walked ...

Police are still investigating
disappearances in the Manchester area.

is a particularly unique.

Since all victims
are named after J. Beam.

In other news, the races are
on the outskirts of the city ...

I love my children.

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