Shameless (2011–…): Season 7, Episode 1 - Hiraeth - full transcript

Oh, Jesus.

Will you please pay attention,

so we can stop doing these
stupid fucking recaps?

There's absolutely no way in hell

that you're going to be
able to raise that baby,

and I am going to get stuck doing it.

Aah!

Push!

It's amazing, Debs.

My daughter.

So what are we doing?

Whatever you want, I guess.

I want you.

Svetlana. We had sex last night.

Then why the fuck are you telling me?

I want to keep doing it.

I get ready now, open bar.

It's a brave new world, Fiona.

Can you keep me company tonight?

If she loses her job

because of me, she... she's still
never gonna want to see me again.

What do you want from all this?

I...don't want her
to lose her job,

and I want her to...
not break up with me.

You're losing your shit.

Go home, sober up.

You don't give a shit about me,
because you don't have to!

You're officially fucking fired!

Fuck you!

Oh, you feel that shit?

Oh!

You're a drunk.

You need help.
I know a place.

A rehab?

You go, you work the steps.

- You a virgin?
- Yeah.

- I was thinking maybe you and me...
- Yeah.

Fiona Gallagher,
will you marry me?

Yeah.

Frank, this is my wedding day.
Please don't fuck it up.

Go, Frank. You're not wanted here.

I know you, Seany boy.

Takes a dope fiend to know a dope fiend,
and you are world class.

How many hits did it
take you this morning?

Is that true?

Oh, he's a junkie through and through,

your husband-to-be.

I'm sorry.

The fuck is...?

Wait. No!

Don't!

No, no, no, no, no!

Whoa, shit!

Oh! Ho-ho!

Sweet Mary mother of Jesus!

John Doe is awake!

I can't do it, Franny.

I'm not a good mother.

Fiona was right. I'm too young.

You'll be better off here without me.

Hi. Carl, Dom's here!

- He up?
- Yeah, he should be.

I woke him a while ago.

Debs?

Morning, boo.

You know where Debbie and Franny are?

Uh, bowl to the sink. We're late.

Don't forget your lunch.

Bye, Carl!

Don't forget to lock the front door!

Bye, Dominique!

Bye!

Carl, we're gonna be late.

Come on. Okay, I'm serious.

Oh, God.

Okay, no.

We got to get to school.

You really want me to stop?

No, but we can't be late again.

Fine.

How about...?

Thirty seconds or less?

No problem.

You don't remember anything?

I was going to a wedding.

I was... wet and cold, very cold.

Cold saved you.

Your core body temperature
was under 90 degrees

when the rescue team brought you in.

Can I get your name, sir?

You didn't have any
identification on you

when they pulled you out of the lake.

We've got to get you admitted properly.

I was in the lake?

Do you have any health insurance, sir?

How long was I out?

Can be a bit of a shock

when you wake up from a
comatose state to...

How long?

Twenty-nine days.

Nobody tried to find me?

Jesus.

Working a 24-hour.

Won't be home until the morning.

Well, I'm off tomorrow night.

Want to catch dinner and a movie?

I thought you were pulling a double.

I was supposed to,

but Juanita needs the overtime

for her Down kid's summer camp.

I can't tomorrow night. I have a thing.

A thing?

I'm meeting an old high
school friend for dinner.

Old friend?

Denise.

Denise, not Dennis.

She's married with kids.

I gotta go.

Okay.

Okay, we have to figure this out.

We're in this together, right, Franny?

Yeah.

Beautiful baby.

Thanks.

What's her name?

Talia.

Talia. That's cool.

Imaginative.

This is Franny.

My dad's Frank, so Francis, Franny...

Excuse me.

There you go.

Olga, table six is
looking for their check.

Thank you.

Johnny, where's the huevos
rancheros for table 15?

Yeah, yeah, all right.

And there's no hash browns on
the scramble with peppers.

I'm workin' on it!

So you need to start more hash browns.

Little backed up, boss.

Out of ones at the register.

Take 'em out of the tip jar.

And the credit card
terminal's not working again.

What's it saying?

"Authorizing"?

It's been like that
for, like, ten minutes.

Do they have cash?

Want to write a check.

Okay, get ID.

And the meat delivery guy is
here and he needs a signature.

Keep an eye on that bacon, Johnny.

Hi.

You were supposed to be here yesterday.

Refrigeration unit on
the truck broke down.

Uh-huh.

You only have one truck?

'Cause we ran out of
hamburger meat last night.

I had to go buy patties at Osco.

Okay, okay.

Hey! Enough, enough.

Okay, you gotta stop,
stop, stop, stop, stop.

Hey, ay, ay, ay, ay.

- Ouch.
- Okay, okay.

Go get a broom and a dustpan.

Okay? Let's get this cleaned up.

And... and get back out front

after you finish this.

Here we go.

Okay, I know.

Just breathe, Marina. Sit down.

- Okay.
- Oh, he just put the tray

only halfway, and boom!

It's okay, it's okay.

Don't worry about it. It's fine.

Okay, let's see.

- Ay.
- Okay.

- Ay, no, it's okay.
- Oh, okay.

- No, no, no, no, no.
- It's okay.

That's deep. No, you
might need stitches.

Ahh. No, I'm fine, it's okay.

- I...
- You should go to Urgent Care.

No, it's okay.

Fiona, I need to leave early

for a doctor's appointment.

How early?

Like, pretty soon.

Now. My fibroids are acting up.

Are you askin' or tellin'?

Tellin'.

No, it's okay. I just super glue it.

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- No stitches.

It's fine.

Go to Urgent Care,

bring me the bill,

the restaurant will pay you back.

Go.

Go, go, go. It's okay, go.

You never want to go down on me.

I always go down on you, but
you don't ever go down on me.

We could, like, watch
a movie or something

together and see how it's done.

I know how it's done.

You've done it before?

Do you hate it or something?

No... not really.

So you just don't want to do it with me?

Yeah.

Why?

Your thing is kind of weird.

It has all this extra skin

and... it kind of freaks me out.

It's no big deal, okay?

I still like you.

Open. Open, open.

Open.

Okay. Open.

Nope.

Open. Open.

Someone needs to go to Costco today.

We're running low on baby wipes.

I got it.

Open.

Open. Open.

Open, open, open.

Kev, you open the bar
today with Svetlana.

I'll bring the babies
over after morning nap.

Open. Aah.

- No.
- No.

Yvegeny has butt rash again.

- Ooh.
- On the list.

Who's got Mommy and Me tomorrow?

Oh, that's me.

First shower?

Go for it.

Thank you.

Towels are still in the dryer.

Anybody want to wash my back?

Don't use all the hot water.

So... you did it.

Yeah. I did.

How was it?

It was pretty boring, actually.

Get anything out of it?

Oh, yeah.

I learned a lot.

Like what?

The people in there
are pretty fucked up,

definitely need to quit drinking.

That a fact?

And I learned, uh... a
lot of new clich?s.

One day at a time.

This too shall pass.

Keep it simple.

Do the next right thing.

Let go, let God.

They're big on clich?s in AA.

It doesn't mean they're not true.

So...

can I take you to a meeting?

Hey, you're going to meetings now?

No.

I just said I'd take you to one.

Never got that fixed, huh?

Been meaning to take care of it.

Come on. I'll give you a lift.

Cough, please.

- Insurance?
- No.

Cough again.

- Jesus!
- All done.

Fortunately, the hospital
offers several payment plans

to help you take care of your bill.

Can I get some more of
this cherry Jell-O?

It's delicious.

You can handle it in two or
three easy monthly payments.

Hey. Some mashed potatoes.

Maybe a little pudding.

How much? What's that for?

Time to take out your Foley.

Okay, sir, it looks
like it's gonna be...

hold on, I forgot the
respiratory therapist.

Okay, here we go.

No wait, pharmacy.

It's not a completely accurate number,

but for 30 days of ICU care,

six CTs, four MRIs, urology, proctology,

dermatology, skilled nursing,

nutritionist, labs, pharmacy...

Take a deep breath.

Should be a little less than 150,000.

Dollars?

Oh!

Fucking mother of Satan!

- All done.
- Aah!

What the fuck's the matter with you?

100 grand?

Where are my fucking clothes?

Sir, you need to stay where you are.

I am not paying you a fucking cent.

That's not a good idea, sir.

You need to stay for a few more days.

You've been inactive for a month.

Your muscles will have atrophied.

Where are my fucking clothes?

Hi, Franny. Hi.

Ooh.

Watch your footie. There we go.

Ooh.

Look at this, Franny.

Mm. Bunny?

Hop, hop.

Do you like your jacket?

Holy shit.

Oh, my God.

Dying for a piece of pie?

No.

I just, uh, I need to talk to my sister.

So you gonna help me get a job?

How's that?

I held up my end of the deal.

I-I did the 30 days.

I can make a few calls.

But it'll likely be an internship.

No pay?

You get your foot in the door.

Make some contacts.

What about college?

I was expelled.

I'm aware.

You can transfer your credits.

Finish your degree someplace else.

So you'll make those calls?

A promise is a promise.

Lip.

Hey.

Hey.

You good?

Yeah, no, I've never been better.

I got a, uh...

a pocket full of these, uh...

AA chips.

A new four-pack-a-day cigarette habit

to keep me off the hooch.

I'm too busy hacking up
a lung to drink, so...

Want coffee?

Sure, yeah, that'd be good.

Hey, eight hasn't been
bussed in, like, 20 minutes.

Where's Paco?

He's washing dishes.

Vilma's still at Urgent Care.

I'll bus it.

You're the boss now?

Temporarily.

I'm filling in till they
find a new manager.

I can't wait to get
back to waiting tables.

This job sucks.

What's with the tattoo?

Something to remind me
not to be an idiot.

I was gonna get it tattooed on
my forehead, but chickened out.

You want something to eat?

Uh, no.

But I could use a job.

I'm a little short of cash.

What about finishing college?

Is that off the table?

It's not for me.

Your future off the table too?

No, I-I got a professor.

Uh, he's gonna help me find something.

A tech startup or IT.

It just might be a while
before I get paid, you know?

Could use another dishwasher.

Yeah, when can I start?

I could use some help right now.

That's great. Yeah.

Cool. I'm...

Around back.

Yeah. Thanks.

You're quiet today.

Uh... stuff at home.

Your fireman?

I wanted to catch a movie tomorrow,

and he's having dinner with a friend.

Oh?

A woman.

Oh, well...

nothing to be worried about there.

Yeah.

I don't know.

He was acting kind of weird.

How so?

I don't know, it's just a feeling,

like maybe he wasn't telling the truth.

You gotta trust those instincts.

Met this guy online, started
dating him for months.

Turns out he was married
and he had kids.

I mean, can you believe that shit?

How'd you find out?

I stalked him on Valentine's Day

when he bailed on me,

gave me some shit about his
mother having a stroke.

Uh-huh.
- Turns out he was living

this whole other life.

What'd you do?

Kicked his ass.

I got him into bed,

I tied him up,

and I super glued his dick to his leg

and I wrote "lying slut" on
his chest with a Sharpie.

And let me tell you something.

That shit doesn't come off.

He must have been pretty pissed.

Oh, he called me a couple months later,

told me he'd gotten a divorce.

Yeah? You ever see him again?

I married him.

That was Joe?

That was Joe.

I guess he really liked my spirit.

Huh.

Damn it.

I can't get the deposits

to reconcile with the receipts.

I've gone over it, like, 20 times.

All right, I finally
put the babies down,

and it was hard.

Amy went down, then
Yvegeny woke up crying,

then Amy went back down again,

then Gemma wakes up with a poopy.

A poopy?

Yeah, a poopy.

What, you never changed a diaper before?

- Never did.
- Oh, bullshit.

You got, like, ten kids.

I paid the bills.

Margie changed the diapers
and kept the house clean.

It worked out just fine.

Oh, yeah, that's why

you're living in a shitty one-bedroom

and she got the house.

- Yeah!
- Huh.

It's done.

What? How?

Oh, you didn't carry over your credits.

- What the hell?
- I'm good with numbers.

- Oh, you want to do my taxes?
- Ha.

46 times 20.

920.

4,127 times 30.

127,810.

Is that right?

Yeah.

How the hell you do that?

I don't know. I see it in my head.

4,690, 126 times 1,413.

413?

6,655, 827,542.

Absolutely.

Holy shit.

- Aah!
- Uh...

Set 'em up, barkeep.

Jesus.

My liver's been on vacation,

and I got a month's worth
of drinking to catch up on.

Where the hell you been?

Hospital.

They pulled me out of the lake.

Must have fallen in
drunk after the wedding

and washed into Lake Michigan.

We thought you were dead.

Nope. I'm indestructible.

The doc said the cold
would've killed a lesser man.

But not the Frank.

Why are you in a wheelchair?

Temporary setback.

Atrophy. I was in a coma.

Can I get a beer?

Hospital said nobody
came looking for me.

I guess you lowlifes
assumed I was on a bender

after unloading my oldest
on that fucking junkie.

That fucking junkie Sean.

You don't remember.

Don't remember what?

Wait.

Sean! Sean!

What the fuck?

No, no, no, no.

Son of a bitch.

You threw me in.

Hello?

Lip.

- Hey, Debs.
- Hey!

- Hi.
- When'd you get out?

Oh, is that... is that Franny?

Yeah.

Wow, she really grew up fast, huh?

Nice stroller.

It's a pram.

A pram?

Like in Mary Poppins.

Where'd you get it?

I found it in the park.
I'm gonna sell it.

Holy shit.

It's a Silver Cross Balmoral Classic.

Costs $4,000 new.

You're kidding me.

Nope, look.

Yeah, that's going on Craigslist.

When do you head back to college?

I'm not.

Wow.

Okay.

Well, where will you live?

Uh, here... uh, I guess.

You know, is there a bed for me?

Well, Ian's at Caleb's most of the time,

so you can probably take his bedroom.

Cool.

Do you need us to hide
the beer and stuff?

No, no, I'm okay.

Thanks, Debs.

Are you sure?

It's no big deal to hide it.

Oh, it's cool, Debs.

It's whatever.

Holy shit.

Somebody already wants to buy the pram.

Yeah, how much?

2,500?

What, dollars?

Yeah, dollars.

Fifty percent of gay men in
committed relationships cheat.

Study they did at San Francisco State:

out of 560 committed gay relationships,

50% cheat regularly.

Have you cheated on him?

No.

Well, then he's the 50%

cheating in your relationship.

I don't think statistics work that way.

I trust Caleb.

Of course you do.

But that doesn't mean he's not
out there gobbling stray dick.

Hey!

Anybody home?

Gallaghers!

Fuck.

Hey!

Motherfuck!

Open this goddamn door now!

Hey, down here.

Hey. Liam.

How's it been going, man?

Go get your dad's
wheelchair, will you, son?

Are you serious?

Anybody home

that can go get my wheelchair?

Debbie!

Ian!

Lip!

Fiona!

Come on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Fuck.

Mmm.

It's beautiful.

Why in the world are
you parting with it?

I got two at my baby shower,

so I decided I only really needed one.

When did he get back?

Just now, I guess.

That his tux from the wedding?

Think so.

Should we move him?

Hell no.

Hey, um, Lip, you have trouble with

getting girls to give you, like, BJs?

No. No, not really.

Even though you're not circumcised?

I'm circumcised.

You are?

Yeah. What, you're not?

No.

What about you?

Circumcised.

What about Liam?

I don't remember.

Shit.

So I am the only one.

You've seen a lot of wood.

Most of them cut?

Most, not all.

It's not, like, a big deal.
You just gotta keep it clean.

Yeah, what's up? Something happen?

Dom won't go down on me
'cause I'm not circumcised.

Well, I'm sorry. What a bitch.

Well, do you wash it thoroughly?

Like, scrub it every day?

Yeah.

I mean... I guess so.

Yeah, keep that puppy squared away,

you shouldn't have any problems.

Yeah, you know,
there's nothing worse

than heading down south

and getting a whiff of
some moldy foreskin

that smells like a homeless guy's shoes.

Think I'm gonna hit the shower.

I don't know.

Maybe we shouldn't have
thrown Frank in the river.

Fuck that.

We should've tied an engine block

around his neck and made
sure he didn't come back up.

Shh!

God damn it.

Shh!

Oh, son of a bitch!

I'm not doing it.

I'm not... my nipples are still sore.

Oh, you three are still breastfeeding?

It's cheaper than milk.

And it's healthier for the babies.

Can I... watch?

Forty dollars.

Twenty.

- Fifty.
- Thirty.

- Sixty.
- Forty.

But I get to video it on my phone.

Tits.

Whoa!

Lipton Iced Tea, what's going on?

Hey, I thought you were in rehab.

No, no, released on my own recognizance.

Should you even be in here?

I'm not an alcoholic.

I don't have to drink.

I just, uh, enjoy a cocktail or two

at the end of a long day.

But I got rules now.

I don't drink before 7:00.

I don't drink on an empty stomach.

Always hide the car keys.

Give someone your phone

so you don't make any
embarrassing calls.

No more than two ounces
of alcohol in an hour.

No more than 12 in a night.

I get two beers per AA chip.

One shot per chip.

And a boilermaker is three chips.

And that's seven o'clock.

Two beers, please.

Oh, and, uh, can you get me an
eight-ounce glass of water?

I gotta stay hydrated.

Hey.

Why aren't I circumcised?

What?

Now I have to get it done.

Why the hell would
you want to do that?

'Cause of my girl.

It's better not to be circumcised.

More feeling in the old puppy

when you don't get its tail bobbed.

Self-lubricating too.

Hey. Be a champ.

Go get my wheelchair in the yard.

You circumcised?

I am.

I didn't have much say in the matter.

I was only hours old when
they cut into my manhood.

It hurt?

I cried like a baby.

Anyone try to find me

when I was in the ICU
for the last month?

No.

How come?

We were kind of hoping you were dead.

Oh, great. Pizza.

Yeah, Domino's guy said
it was already paid for,

so we're trying to eat it
all before he figures out

he delivered it to the wrong place.

Right place.

I put it on my credit card.

You have a credit card?

It just doesn't have my name on it.

Oh, shit.

Frank's alive?

Will somebody... anybody...

please get my fucking wheelchair?

- No.
- Fuck off, Frank.

No.

Six new onesies,

three new pairs of shoes,

and a Diaper Genie.

Got a little something
special for Mommy too.

Hey, anybody know who she belongs to?

I found her outside.

Jolayemi? Hi, I'm Debbie.

Who the hell is Jolayemi?

My new night nurse.

Your what?

Jolayemi stays up with Franny

so I can have a good night's sleep

and be refreshed in the morning.

Mm, where'd you get the
money for a night nurse?

I started an online business.

What was that?

Probably Frank.

Frank's back? Since when?

Couple a hours ago.

Claims he was in a coma.

This the baby?

Uh, yes. Franny.

Francis. She's a joy,

but not a great sleeper.

Does she sleep in your bed?

Sometimes, you know?

- I'm really careful.
- Stop... stop it!

I did you a fucking favor

getting rid of that junkie!

I keep a pillow between us so that

I don't smother her or anything.

- Ow!
- It's much easier

when I'm really tired to
have Franny in bed with me

so that I just can just
roll over and feed her.

At the hands
of that lying junkie!

Stop it!

No.

Stop. Fuck.

I am a truth-teller!

But you're too weak to...

aah!

Oh, God.

Hi, I'm Fiona.

Hi.

Ahh.

How'd she sleep?

Not good.

Mm. Okay.

Well... I'm gonna go take a shower.

Hm, smells like somebody
might need a clean diaper.

Work in a half an hour.

Yeah. Great.

Boo, good morning.

School, hey, up.

Good morning, Fiona.

You okay?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, just walk right by.

Ignore your father that
you tried to drown

in the river, that you
left in a hospital to rot.

I was only telling the truth.

You can't kill the truth.

The truth will set you free.

Hey, good morning.

Coffee?

Nah, thanks.

Only got a couple hours of sleep.

Apartment fire around 10 last night.

Then a multi-vehicle
on South Lake Shore.

I'm gonna hit the rack.

You okay?

Fine.

You don't look fine.

Want me to guess?

I have to get to work.

It's Denise, right?

We grew up together.

She was my senior prom date.

You went to senior prom?

Hell yeah. I was voted prom king.

Gay man having a fag hag cover
for him with his friends.

And with my family.

Look, I was the quarterback.

I had to keep up appearances for school.

Uh-huh. Your family like her?

Loved her.

Still hear about her from my folks.

How great she was,

how beautiful and smart,

and what a shame it is
that I let her get away.

Jesus, join us for dinner if you want.

We're going to Wildfire.

Well, Lip just got out of rehab,

so... I'm gonna catch up with him later.

I'm gonna hit the shower.

Say hi to Lip for me.

Hey, Fiona, that preppy
shithead guy is out here again.

Chad?

Hi.

You finally find someone
to run this dump?

I wish.

We're still interviewing.

Look, I was hoping I could impose on you

to keep filling in for
the next few weeks.

I-I'm sorry. This is my fault.

I've been stuck in planning
hearings with the city

over this new multi-building
project on the West Side...

Look, this management thing

is a pain in my ass.

I'm losing money.

I need to get back to waiting tables,

where the real money is.

Waiting tables is real money?

Beats the minimum wage
you guys pay management.

Da... better than minimum wage.

Not by much. With all the extra hours

I end up having to work to cover

all the bullshit that comes up?

I-I came in yesterday at 6 a. m.

I didn't get home till 9 last night.

Okay, tell you what.

Pay yourself an extra 50 cents an hour

and make up the difference.

You would be doing me a huge favor.

An extra buck an hour.

Done.

Hey, there.

Hey.

I love your dress.

Hey, everybody.

Hey.

Debbie? Where's Franny?

With my nanny, Jolayemi.

You have a nanny?

Well, she's actually my night nurse.

What's a night nurse?

She stays up with Franny

so I can sleep through the night

and wake up refreshed

and ready to greet the day.

Can your night nurse
watch my Kwandi, too?

Sure, no problem.

It's only $20 an hour.

Twenty bucks?

Premium infant care doesn't
come cheap, ladies.

Gotta go. Algebra.

Hey!

I can do it, but I don't recommend it.

Recovery's going to be tough at 16.

I'd suggest you find another girl.

I don't want another girl.

You won't be able to have an erection

while the incision heals.

How long will that take?

Four days before the
stitches can come out.

How much it cost?

Around $1,500.

It's all right, son.

You're gonna get through life just fine

without being circumcised.

No, I have the money.

I just need to dig up my rainy day fund.

Can you fit me in this afternoon?

You asked her to go through

our checkbook and bills?

She figured out my screw-up
with the Alibi books so fast

yesterday, I figured she should
look at our home finances too.

She does so many things well.

- Yeah.
- I mean, I thought

we were good in the sack, but she's like

the Michael Jordan of erotic stimuli.

She is an experienced sex worker.

It's like she has three
hands and six tongues.

That thing she was doing last night?

I know, and I think she was
texting at the same time.

Family meeting. Tonight.

Family meeting?

What, is that what
we're calling sex now?

What a beautiful baby.

Ah, yeah, she is, isn't she?

What's her name?

Franny.

Well, I hope Franny knows

how lucky she is

to have such a wonderful mother.

I was being a good father.

A great father.

Exposing a liar

who was gonna ruin his daughter's life.

And she treats him like a pariah?

- Ooh...
- People won't hear the truth.

They hate you for it.

It's my fault.

Thanks.

I was too easy on 'em.

And now... they're soft.

Soft as baby poop

on a warm summer's day.

Wow, there go a couple
of billion brain cells.

The world's gonna fuck ya.

All you can do?

Take it up the ass and soldier on.

Hey, you're a pal for listening.

It helps having a
friend you can talk to.

You sure?

If you've never seen
Radiohead in concert,

it's pretty fantastic.

Ah, thanks, but I gotta work.

Maybe you could get
somebody to cover for you.

Really, I appreciate it.

But I got a boyfriend.

You got a new boyfriend?

Uh, no. You're off the professors,

I'm off the men.

Really?

Don't sound so surprised.

Oh, it's just you've never
stayed single long.

Fuck off.

What, it's an historical fact.

Well, no more. I'm done with men.

Uh, women?

No.

Relationships in general.

My instincts suck.

No shithead radar.

Just going cold turkey?

Worked for you, didn't it?

Yo, you done working soon?

Uh...

Hi. Hey, Olga,

can you get that?

- Yeah.
- Hi, Ian.

Hi, big sis.

I need your help with something.

You can go soon as you
finish up in the back.

- Sweet.
- Candy's gonna be

a couple of hours late.

Her gout is acting up.

Oh, crap.

Is there any way that you can...

No, sorry.

Melinda, Candy's gonna be...

Not a chance.

Eunice?

How's it goin' down there?

Almost done.

Great.

I can't feel a thing.

Don't worry.

You will soon.

Fuck.

Eh.

Kevin, family meeting!

Coming!

Took a little longer to get ready!

Kevin!

Ready for our family meeting.

This is about family finances.

- Mm.
- Svetlana's been going over

our bills and income from the bar.

Sit.

Sit!

We need to increase our revenues

and improve our P&L immediately.

You have no life insurance,

401ks, 529s, you have no balance sheet,

no income or cash flow forecast.

Our yield on gross revenues are shit.

I'm sorry, ar...

are we seriously not gonna have sex?

'Cause I kinda took a Viagra.

This is fucking stupid.

Yeah.

Why didn't you just go
to the dinner with him,

meet this Denise?

I didn't want him to know
that I don't trust him.

Yeah, but you don't trust him.

I don't want him to know
that I don't trust him.

All right, he's gonna get off.

All right.

You see, she looks pretty
fucking female to me.

Can we go now?

No, no, no, no. Hold on.

At least he's not cheating
with a guy, right?

Please tell me she has a dick.

Hey. You all right?

I can't get an erection for four days.

Then Dom will give me a blowjob.